ITT: Pokemon are real. When are YOU going to join Team Plas

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>>7452537
An hour ago.

>>7452510
Already mostly am accustomed, just need to get used to more rooms being occupied and more people running around.

>looks at unit one

Man, you're actually not as intimidating as I expected. No offense, just... it's a mix between finding you kinda cute with all your little beeps and boops, and the fact that nothing can compare to what's already happened to me, emotionally and physically.

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>>7452533
We don't have other high ranking officers anymore. They were all loyal to Ghetsis.
Feel free to any unclaimed rooms in the second level, and Pokémon can stay out of Pokeballs.
It would be fairly hypocritical of me to expect them to remain in Pokeballs.
>N scratches Anomalesia's neck fur

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>>7452527
Thank you Unit One.
>>7452533
Your pokemon are allowed to be out of their pokeballs. Please try to keep them clean.
You answer to either me or the king.
>>7452535
Good luck.
>>7452561
I will have you know that my units are very powerful. And well the king has a legendary.
And we have one Type: Null and one Silvally.
Please don't think about any hostile takeovers.

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UNIT FIVE: ACTION: SIZE UP NEW ENTRIES

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>>7452593
Arceus no, not again, sick of fucking things up.

Seriously though am I crazy or does it seem... cute.

Don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.

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>>7452561
-.-- --- ..- / ... .- -.-- / - .... .- - / -... ..- - / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . -. .----. - / ... . . -. / ..- -. .. - / - .-- --- .----. ... / -.. .. ... ... . -.-. - .. --- -. / .-. --- ..- - .. -. . .-.-.-

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>>7452537
Probably never.

Unless I have a large amount of things to atone for, which I might soon.

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>>7452537
im already in plasma dude

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>>7452365
Thanks, I was going to try south but if north is the way to go, cool.

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>>7452537
Never.

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>>7452537
I founded Plasma
Now I have founded my chain of mobile McGhetsis cyborgs.
So far they have been lackluster in performance, Rick is not good at constructing cybernetics

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>>7452615
Yes Unit One is very cute.
The rest not so much. Please be careful around Unit Five.

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>>7452513
That's actually an interesting preposition. As isolated as I am maybe I can snoop up some things at work, and by work, I mean network engineer at a large ISP.
I'm in.
...I'm so fired if they find out.

>>7452537
Apparently, right now.

>>7452615
They do seem cute to me as well, but then I'm a huge robotfag.

So who wants to kill colress and steal the ship?

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>>7452663
Rrrright. Gotcha. I'm just gonna find an empty rrrroom.
>growls
Stupid purrr is back.

>>7452670
On the prowl for data again? Man you have some snooping issues. Almost as bad as my... nevermind.

>Goes off to find an empty room to try and sleep in

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>>7452621
Didja find it?
>>7452655
Sabiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>7452701
You know you have snooping issues when you consider scanning for insecure cameras and watching the passersby as a good hobby. And then ask a literal god of space to install more cameras on a specific ship for advanced snooping.

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>>7452725
Maybe, maybe not, what's it to ya?

Got it rigged or somethin?

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>>7452761
Nah, just figured someone needed to find the corpses eventually.
I lost count of how many there were.

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>>7452615
>>7452670
>>7452663
>Google Search: Define cute
. .-. .-. --- .-. ---... / .-- --- .-. -.. / -. --- - / ..-. --- ..- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... .. -. / ...- --- -.-. .- -... ..- .-.. .- .-. -.-- / -.. .- - .- -... .- -. -.- ... .-.-.- / -.. . ..-. .. -. . / .-..-. -.-. ..- - . .-..-. .-.-.-
>>7452748
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. --- .-. -.-. . / -- . / - --- / .- ... ... ..- -- . / -.-. --- -. - .-. --- .-.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / -.-. .- -- . .-. .- ... / .- -. -.. / ..-. --- .-. -.-. .. -... .-.. -.-- / .-. . -.. .. .-. . -.-. - / - .... . .. .-. / ...- .. ... ..- .- .-.. / ..-. . . -.. .-.-.-

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>>7452779
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- .-. . -- --- ...- . -.. -- --- ... - --- ..-. - .... . -.-. .- -- . .-. .- ... .. -. - .... . ..-. .-. .. --. .- - .

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>>7452725
>>7452778
Eat a fat dick you fucker.
Arceus, I fucking hate you.

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>a McGhetsis cyborg lands on the plasma frigate and deactivates.
>it has a note attached to its chest
"please find out why these things keep exploding and malfunctioning, Rick is useless and just keeps changeing their oil"

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>>7452778
..Well that narrows the search down.

Thanks.

>Batteur: Search for corpse smell

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>>7452779
You are cute!
It's when... Someone finds you appealing in a way that isn't romantic.
>>7452804
You don't need to respond to the Units in morse code.

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>>7452806
... . ...- . .-. .- .-.. / .-. . -- .- .. -. / .. -. / .- .-. . .- ... / ... ..- -.-. .... / .- ... / - .... . / -... .- -.-- ... / .- -. -.. / ... - --- .-. .- --. . --..-- / .- -- --- -. --. / --- - .... . .-. / .--. .-.. .- -.-. . ... .-.-.- / --- -. / --- -.-. -.-. .- ... ... .. --- -. / --. .-. ..- -. - ... / -.. .. ... .- .--. .--. . .- .-. / - --- / ... - --- .-. .- --. . --..-- / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. .. -. -.. / - .... . .. .-. / .- -.-. - .. ...- .. - .. . ... / .. -. - . .-. . ... - .. -. --. .-.-.-
>>7452820
.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. . - / .. - .-.-.- / -.. --- . ... / - .... . / - . .-. -- / .----. .- .--. .--. . .- .-.. .. -. --. .----. / -. --- - / .- .--. .--. .-.. -.-- / - --- / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .... ..- -- .- -. ... / .-.. .. -.- . ..--.. / .... . -. -.-. . / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / ..-. --- ..- -. -.. / . -. .--- --- -.-- .- -... .-.. . / -. --- - / -... . / -.-. --- -. ... .. -.. . .-. . -.. / -.-. ..- - . ..--..

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>>7452806
Opelucid City?
>>7452819
>Cargo Crate 26

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>>7452834
Well different humans find different things cute. I for one find you the cutest of the units.
Five not so much.

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>>7452856
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-

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>>7452836
. . .
>Inspect outside of crate thoroughly

>Joe Schmoe's watched too many movies for this shit.

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>>7452856
Anything we can help with around here? If nothing else, Ray and I are decent cooks.

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>>7452820
I know, I just like reply to him in his own language. But I get what you're saying.

>>7452834
Anything that I can see and I wasn't supposed to do so it's of interest to me. It's basically how I kept following Emry's crew.

As for cuteness, I find your personality cute, especially compared to the rest of you.

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>>7452874
Sometime later.
>>7452895
You can help any Plasma employees. The kitchen is on the second floor, feel free to jump in.
>>7452900
That's sweet of you though.

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>>7452856
.. / .- -- ..--..
>UNIT ONE: HEATING PROBLEMS: PERSIST
>>7452874
.... .- / -....- / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / ..-. .. ..-. - .... / -... . ... - .-.-.-
>>7452900
... --- / -.-- --- ..- / . -. .--- --- -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-.. . -.-. - .. -. --. / .. -. ..-. --- .-. -- .- - .. --- -. ..--.. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / --. . - / .- .-.. --- -. --. / .-- .. - .... / ..- -. .. - / - .... .-. . . .-.-.-

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>>7452916
Of course. You're my favorite.
>Pet Unit One.

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>>7452888
>Yep that smells like corpse soup.
>Frosted corpse soup.

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>>7452916
Indeed. "Information is power" is the most true of saying.

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Well. You all seem to be settling in nice.
If you need me I'll be in the lobby on the second floor.

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>>7452955
>Sigh

>Open the damned thing

>Bat#1 at the ready

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>>7453004
>Yum yum.
>Liquefied body parts slosh onto his shoes.
>Delish.

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>>7452949
>UNIT ONE: LEAN INTO TOUCH
>UNIT ONE: LEAN TOO FAR: END UP LEANING ON COLRESS

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>>7453026
..Well isn't that just lovely.

>Shine penlight into the cargo container, searching for psychos.

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>>7453048
>He laughs a little and keeps petting Unit One.
Hello, Unit One. Are you enjoying yourself?

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>>7452983
>passes through lobby looking for an empty room
...it feels incrrredibly weirrred not to be watching my step in here because Al doesn't clean up his mess after he eats.

...feels weird to not see the pillow nest either

God this is going to be the weirdest deja vu trip.

...Thank god I ain't in the captain's quarters, that's a trip down memory lane I'd rather avoid.

>the broken soul continues to wander the halls, looking for an unlocked room to sleep in

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>>7453051
>Nah its psycholess.
>Just more corpses.

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>>7453073
Gee, I sure hope I don't get pounced on from behind, like some goddamn nature documentary shit.

>Turn around, fully expecting someone to be there.

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I'm going to bed.

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>>7453110
>Oh you got me.
>A Mime Jr flashes him a creepy grin.

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>>7453065
The training room is on the third floor down, should anyone wish to use it.
>N goes back to laying down on the couch, Anomalesia taking that as an invitation to jump on and flop on his chest
>That's the huff of a man who lost all the air in his lungs

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>>7453127
. . .

>Punt into water

>Joe is fucking tired of this clown

Come face me yourself you wuss.

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>>7453151
>You monster.
>Look at what you've- Oh, nah, he's still smiling.

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>>7452537
There's no reason to - it won't further my goals in the slightest.

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>>7453161
>Schmoe is reaching levels of not giving a fuck that should not be humanly possible

Why are you like this.

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>>7453187
No reason. You're fun to mess with.

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Hey does anyone live by Humilau City? I'm looking for a boat out of here.

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>>7453060
>UNIT ONE: ALL VENTS: OPEN
>HEAT PURGE: OCCUR
>UNIT ONE: CONTINUE LEANING

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>>7453209
That's it?

That's it.

Okay.

>Strolls off, completely done with this fool.

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>>7453228
>Apply pets liberally.
>Ignore the pain ignore the pain.
You really enjoy this, hm?

>>7453223
>Unova
Right. Do you eat people?

>>7453254
No, I eat fish. I'm not a cannibal.

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>>7453243
-.-- . ...
>ERROR: UNIT ONE LIMB FAILURE: EFFECT: FALL ON COLRESS

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>>7453223
>>7453254
>>7453279
pfft
>>7453283
pffffffffffffffffffffffft

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So I get to the next town north of Viridian (only know the name of that place because that gym guy told me) and the gym is closed.

I hate being lost. It's like having your memories wiped, only less painful to get back on track.

Got nowhere to sleep tonight, damn.

...ground is comfy enough, I guess. Hope Oath and Ob don't mind.

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>>7453283
>Oh its all pain from here on this is how I die.
>Liberally apply pets for science.

>>7453279
right.
what kind of fish?

>>7453300
What?
>>7453317
Water fish? From the water.
I just need a boat ride to the mainland. Please?

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>Joe: find a park bench to crash on or something

Fuck literally every single thing that happened today.

Ugh.

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>>7453309
.. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO GET UP
>EVENS: SUCCESS
>ODDS: FAIL: COMBINATION OF PATS AND EMBARASSMENT CAUSE STEAM BASED HEAT PURGE

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>>7453324
I have the perfect Snack for you
Go Go Ghetsis Fish Sticks
>Evens Fish Sticks come flying out of Ghetsis's dick towards the Anon
>odds: Nothing

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>Finally finds an empty room
>sets down bag and slips out of hoodie
>curls up on the bed
>cries himself to sleep

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>>7453353
>OH ARCEUS I'M SORRY FOR PLAYING GOD
>JUST HAVE MERCY ON ME THIS ONE TIME
>Pet Robot.
Don't worry Unit One. Let's try again, okay?

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>>7453369
Yes, that was something.
Should I come back later?

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>>7453376
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO CALM DOWN AND GET UP AGAIN
>EVENS: SUCCESS
>ODDS: FAIL: FALL OF BACK AND FIRE OFF CHILL DRIVE TECHNO BLAST IN A FIT OF PANIC

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>>7453394
Good work Unit One. Come on, let's look into this servo malfunction.

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>>7453386
Go Go, Ghetsis fish sticks
>even; Fish sticks slowly come out of Ghetsis's dick
>odds Still nothing

>>7453408
I'm... Going to come back later.

tentacles

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>Observe, the Schmoe, in its natural habitat.

>Passed out sitting up, on a bench in the park.

>>7453508
schmoeposter pls sleep

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>>7453405
Uhh, I guess I call you boss now.
I got samples and pictures of that daycare.
We got the ones who wanted out, out.
Without a fuss too.
Also they apparently had pheromones cut with various illegal chemicals, I got a sample of it.
Its all in these bags.
-Smeargle

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>>7452537
never.

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>fell asleep while talking to that Alolan Vulpix last night

Well that's slightly embarrassing.
Anyone else awake?

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>>7455227
I am!

I am just training and stuff. Taking a break though right now....

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>>7455227
I'm awake
>runs around shrew excited
I saw you fall asleep didn't want to bother you, Reese also said he was close by... though I don't know where

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>>7455247
Cool, you just chilling out?

>>7455248
Wow you're excited.
If you want we could go look for him, any idea where to start looking?

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>>7455274
Yeah I am waiting for my trainer to come back so i can help him get an evolution stone. I figured i need to be stronger to evolve!

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>>7455274
I don't know, he just said "I'm close to your position I'll see you in a bit" and I couldn't find him, maybe he got back tracked? Lost? Busy?
>sighs
Well he has to be somewhere... I don't know WHERE to start with the little info he gave

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>>7455291
You were taken in by that trainer with the Vaporeon that posts here right?

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>>7455291
Nice. Although you don't need to be stronger to evolve, it helps but it's not always required.

>>7455315
Strange, he can't be too far since this is only a small island.
I know there's a little cave not too far from here, maybe he's in there?

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>>7455318
Yeah that is him!

>>7455361
Really? I thought that is how evolution works!

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>>7455410
Considering I've avoided any fights I got into and I evolved, I get the feeling it's not as simple as that.
Maybe I'm wrong, who knows.

>>7455447
Well then let's go look
>Rushes off to look for Reese in the cave

-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7455447
huh... are you super old? maybe it is linking to your age!

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>>7455472
>runs after Alolan Vulpix
If he's not in the cave I'm not sure where else he could be, I ran around almost the entire island yesterday searching for you.

>>7455480
Uh..not super old.
I mean, it's been a while since I was a shrew, but still.

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>>7455521
Well he had to be somewhere maybe we're just missing something is all
>Is sniffing the air to find him
Hey>>7455480
Brings up a point how old are you?

(in other words wanna say we completely missed him when looking for him until the actual guy gets on?)

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>>7455521
Evolution is super weird huh? Are there any humans on here that know anything?

>>7455576
I just had my 7th hatchday last month!!!

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>>7455576
Hopefully he'll show up soon enough then.
I guess we just chill until he appears.

And honestly, I have no idea. I spent most of my time as a Sandshrew underground. I know it's been a few years since I've evolved though.
(Yeah, looks like we're gonna have to wait for him to show up.)
>>7455595
Yeah definitely. I'd be interested in knowing exactly how it works too.

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>>7455633
>A Yanmega flies up to you.
Hey. I'm back.
Reese is still sightseeing and exploring, though.
Or, at least, that's what he said he'll be doing.
Not sure when he is going to get back...

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>>7455717
Hey, good to see you again.
Did you find anything cool while exploring?

I'm sure he'll turn up at some point, especially since this island is tiny.

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>>7455633
Oh, well I'm a bit older than >>7455595
Now that I think about it, and for you compared to me, I'm pretty sure im younger

>>7455717
Oh, a friend? Also how old are you?
>Curious Icefox sounds

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>>7455410
That's nice to hear.
I got a question though?
How exactly do you train?
I wanna get stronger myself but I don't really know where to begin.

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hey has anyone seen my mom
i need to go get some food if you see her tell her i told her eat a bag

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>>7455838
Hello dear.
I see you're still in those rags - if you insist on wearing them at least avoid staining them with that greasy trash here yesterday.

>>7455824
I just burn things really hard. I also try to be as accurate as possible. I am sick of missing all the time....

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>>7455865

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>>7455865
Aren't we all.

(Ignore this post)
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- . ... - - . ... - - . ... -

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>>7455864
yeah mom after i get my SECOND DOUBLADE back
seriously
why
its called doublade for a reason
there are supposed to be two
not one
>>7455865
same buddy

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>>7455865
So I keep trying to hit and wrestle things.
I only know struggle, but I think I'm really good at it.

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>>7455800
Maybe. So you said you were here to meet Reese, where did you come from?

>>7455865
>I am sick of missing all the time....
Well you've got to start somewhere, I think everyone is like that at some point.

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>>7455798
Found a cool cave with old runes carved into it. And several boulders with the same runes carved into them.
Also found a secluded beach. The cliffside folds over it, and obscures it from view.
Other than that, I just enjoyed the sights.

>>7455800
Hello friend.
23 hatch-years?
Is that the measurement?
It's been 23 years.

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>>7455872
You are training super hard to?!

>>7455874
nah

>>7455879
Yeah but you have to push your self or you will not make any progress. Being content is the true enemy.

>>7455890
Yeah I think i am getting good! barely missing my fire blast now!

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>>7455890
Came here by boat, but then it off tracked so I had to swim, I then passed out on the beach... you know the rest
>>7455894
Definitely older than me
>small giggle
Well I'm sure we can all get along no matter what
>Pulls drink out of nowhere and drinks it
>(pic related)
>(I'm bored so I'm making this a joke)

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>>7455865
fuck guys
maybe fucking learn hone claws
you can't go wrong with hone claws
well i mean
if you go wrong with hone claws
you're a tard for putting it on a special attacker anyway
ain't deserving of your battle license if you do that.

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hey who wants to start a shit parent club
comes with free drinks and a therapy session

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>>7455875
You can have it back once you accept Junketsu as the superior outfit.
Or beat me in a battle - but we both know that won't happen, dear.

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>>7455963
shit man
wheres this at
lusamine fucking sucked

(New version of the translator script, does binary now as well as morse since the porygon decided he wasn't going to normal post anymore. https://bitbucket.org/cnf900/4chan-translator/raw/959a311444d654dab8fdd0950f33b8d40f01ba30/4chan%20translator.js)

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>>7455918
If you consider a Type: Null sitting on your chest to be training, then yes.
>>7455963
Well.
That's certainly a club I can vouch for.
I'll drag Gladion along when he wakes up.

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>>7455966
thats why im training dumpster face
better get your crap pokemon ready
i wonder if im just going to have half an aegislash when it evolves
>>7455973
kanto?
im thinking kanto
mostly because i am lazy and thats where i am right now
free drinks a therapy session
pizza
>>7455995
maybe if we get enough kids with shitty parents we can all go stab our parents with swords

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>>7455894
Sounds pretty cool, I wonder if that's the same cave I slept in a couple nights ago.
That secluded beach sounds nice too, probably a good place to chill out and just watch the waves.

>>7455918
Good to hear, hope you keep getting better dude.

>>7455931
Yeah, I hope that doesn't happen again when we're all ready to move off this island.

>>7455993
(You're a bro, translator anon.)

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>>7455931
I hope we get along.
Anyways, nice to meet you.

>>7456008
I think it's a different cave.
I can show you where that beach is, if you want.

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>>7455918
That makes sense.
I guess I shouldn't be so full of myself, hehe.
I've been struggling trees, but I dunno how much that will help.
Maybe I should push myself so hard that I eventually break one in two.

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>>7455963
That's rude Ryuko - I'm absolutely certain I tought you better than those terrible manners.
Were it not for me you'd be nothing but another spoiled rich brat, insignificant in the grand plans of this world.
Remember that Ryuko.
>>7456002
Again with the rudeness Ryuko - Solgaleo and Pheromosa are hardly what one would call trashmons. You won't even scratch them with that pseudo-Honedge.

>>7456002
Have you lost your way?

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>>7456002
dude im in alola with red and ruby
got time travel if you want me to pick you up
come train with champions
kick team rocket ass
eat shitty junk food
that sorta stuff

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>>7456041
Probably is a different cave, considering I didn't know about any weird runes until you mentioned them.
And sure, lead the way.

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>>7456002
I can't say I have a sword to stab my father with, but Zekrom is eager to fry him again.

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>>7456064
not after i kick your butt back to the dump you crawled out of
>>7456065
nah
>>7456094
as much as id love to timeskip my way over there im just gonna rough it and fly over there
see ya in a bit
>>7456110
frying is just as good if not better
shitty parents club is a go

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>>7456109
Well I hope I don't get over salted either

>>7456041
Yay adventure
>Follows Greenflying buggo

(I don't have many pics of aloan vulpix so I'm just going to change lighting, crop, etc cause I'm to lazy to download more)

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>>7456109
>>7456142
I'll show you the cave later.
>Leads them to a quiet, secluded beach, shadowed by a cliff
Here we are.

>Shitty parent club forming
>Gladion isn't here
Time to bust out the good ol' McDonald's Ouija board

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>>7456170
FRENCH FRY FRENCH FRY
FRENCH FRY FRENCH FRY

>>7456170
>>7456193
>Creates Heinz ketchup pentagram
>Fry incense burning
>Gladion theme playing
>Set Ouija board in the center of the pentagram
Oh French Fry demon, are you here?
>waits for the fry shaped piece to move

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>>7456230
dude
you can't summon bro without this
>BEHOLD: a bag of popcorn

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>>7456142
As long as you stay away from the water you should be fine.

>>7456167
>sits down on the soft sand and stares out into the ocean
Man, it's so peaceful here, I love it.
Kinda reminds me of the times I spent chilling out in the desert, just staring out at the open sand.

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>>7456230
dude you forgot the salt and ranch
FREEEEEEENCH
FRY
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEENCH
FRY
OMINE ATE ITE FRENCHIUS FRYICUS

>>7456230
>>7456251
You're all forgetting the salt.

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>>7456275
>>7456275
shit youre right
we also forgot the bait
"bro you were an adorable child"

Okay so it's the morning. Can I get a ride from someone to the mainland please?
I live by Humilau City.

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>>7456251
Hey you human!!!

I was out dig- I mean training holes and i found a weird rock! How can you tell what it is? surely you have to know!

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>>7456354
shhhhh were summoning a gladion
youll interrupt the ritual

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>>7456375
this is too far

>>7456393
Summoning succesful.

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>>7456393
holy shit
it worked

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>>7456397
>>7456399
bite me

>>7456406
Sorry, not in the mood for morning hypertension

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>>7456406

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>>7456167
Wow, this place it real nice you found

>>7456259
Ok got it

>sits down on the sand and stares out on to the sea
Man... I'll be honest I came with you guys to seek adventure cause I was bored in aloha, so when Team Eco became a thing I wanted to join immediately to get away from that boredom

>mumbles something about also finding a lover

>>7456384
Fine I'll just... Swim it.

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>>7456406
Well then.
I didn't know you were opening to random strangers biting you.

..... Unrelated, but what is the best way to remove a sleeping Type: Null from one's chest?
In theory?

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>>7456116
I'd like to see you try, dear.
>>7456275
.... Ryuko.
What nonsense have you been getting into?

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>>7456413
>>7456416
go away
>>7456437
scratch above the tail
why

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>>7456464
stay out of my satanic fry rituals mom
dont you have like dresses to be sewing

>>7456469
You have a lot more company now.

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>>7456469
Well.
That ditto killed some Alola girl named moon and
>Wheeze
they gave me the Type: Null to - oh arceus get off - give to you but I can't - you're crushing me get off Anomalesia- get it off of my chest.

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>>7456507
IT WAS SELF DEFENSE
SHE TRIED TO KIDNAP ME FOR SOME SORT OF DUNGEON DUDE

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>>7456504
oh
>>7456507
oh wow
>pet weird dog butt
yeah youve got your hands full
hope you dont like your ribs

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>>7456523
>Anomalesia startles at unexpected pets
Nothat'sfineIreallydon'tneedtobreatheit'snotaproblem
>That's the sound of a suffocating man
Andalso
Thatzangoose'sgroupisheresonowwehaveallthreetypenulls
>Wheeze

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>>7456428
Almost the same reason I had for leaving Orre.
I'd be happy just staying in the desert but then I wouldn't find places like this.

...Did you just mumble something or am I hearing things?

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>>7456574
three nulls? hell yes
relax anomalesia im a friend
>pet doggo again
can you get up for me bud?

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>>7456480
Yes - I'm sewing beautiful replacements for that ratty old Senketsu.
They're eager to meet you, dear!
>>7456523
Oh!
You look like Lusamine!
Perchance, is your name Gladion, dear?

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>>7456600
cant wait to burn them
hope you have enough thread

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>>7456599
>Dubsfail
>Doggo stubbornly refuses to move and anxiously kneads N's chest with front paws
OHARCEUSTHATSHARP

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>>7456600
yeah do i know you?
>>7456636
sorry
relax relax buddy
come on get up alright? lets get you some food

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>>7456650

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>>7456650
No, but your mother was a business associate of mine, and modeled dresses on several occasions.
She's still beautiful, despite being in her 40's.
Is she still around?
>>7456632
I have extra, just for you!
If you don't behave they'll become your shackles.

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>>7456632
arceus
your mom sounds like a bitch dude
what team are you planning on kill her with

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>>7456656
thats pretty good
>>7456675
riiiiight
no clue shes crazy
why do you want to meet her please dont tell me youre going to marry her
i dont need any more sisters in law
especially one who lost half a doublade

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>>7456675
>Condiment ghost appears
>Throws a jug of ketchup at you
>It explodes on impact
>Flies out

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>>7456650
>Doggo reluctantly leaves the chest and follows Gladion
Thank you. I half believed I was going to die and haunt this ship forever.

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>>7456675
blah blah blah blah
wa wa wa wa
got anything else new?
>>7456699
honedge and arcanine?
i mean im working to get my other honedge right now
kinda would make it easier

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Does anyone know what a firestone looks like?

I may have found one.

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>>7456702
My plan was to ask her to model a dress, dear!
However, since you brought that up, I don't believe it would actually be a terrible business plan.

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>>7456725
not a problem
i am the null whisperer
>>7456760
you know what
fine
fine whatever fine
>>7456752
hey new sister in law

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>>7456752
dude
i got an aegislash i was gonna lend out to bro for mom killing purposes
but it sounds like you need him more
unless like
you wanna go on a quest to get a based team
be fucking ba desu
>>7456782
dude
at this rate were going to be related to like
every motherfucker on this planet
and probably some aliens
mom needs to fucking close her legs
the ocean is escaping

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>>7456754
If it looks anything like this it might be a fire stone.
Where did you find it?

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>>7456752
Gonna need more than that to do anything mate. And I say that as someone who ran with an Aegislash and Umbreon through the Kanto circuit. It doesn't work when taking on the bigger stuff. I'd suggest picking up an Eevee at least, and then working with it to see what you should evolve it into.

Also, don't bother looking for a second Honedge, just evolve yours into a Duoblade.

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>>7456814
(And of course I click the wrong image.)

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>>7456760
>>7456782
i am not going to be your sister in law
>>7456809
yeah pokemon teams arent really thing
please help
>>7456815
i mean- its already a doublade
i just have one
fucking hell mom has me doing it now too

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>>7456827
...you do realize honedge don't become duoblade by putting two together, right?

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>>7456809
im so dead inside
i give up
im just going to lay here
>>7456827
now thats just mean

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>>7456827
Yes you are~
I just have to find dear Lusamine.
>>7456851
It's a Doublade. I have the other half.
>Twirls said Doublade for the camera

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>>7456824
aww man no....

it looks like this....

I was diggi- uuh TRAINING and i found it!

>>7456581
No, no I don't mumble...
>pokerface
-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7456851
i know
mom has the other
>>7456860
no offense but you have bad taste in clothes
>>7456866
operation: murder mom is a go

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>>7456860
>N opens his arms in an invitation for a hug
Welcome to the pity couch.
You mentioned spooning?

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>>7456866
...You split up a Duoblade

What in the fuck is wrong with you people!? Do you not realize how disorienting that is for them!?
Fucking hell doing that is downright abuse!

>furiously begins looking into Ragyo's organization

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>>7456827
alright man
got an idea
first question
do you like scizor
>>7456887
dude
you and bro have like
the exact same fashion sense
we all have the same color scheme
what the fuck is this bs

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>>7456887
>>7456860
you two need to switch clothes for a day

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>>7456892
>hug the N
yes yes i need some pity time
>>7456922
no

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>>7456902
hey buddy
piss off this is my fight
>>7456911
hell yeah i like scizor
youre more clever at this than i am
my clothes are way cooler than his?
plus senketsu can talk
>>7456922
no

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>>7456872
I've never seen one of those before, I don't have any idea what that is. I'd say leave it alone until you know what it is.

>I was diggi- uuh TRAINING and i found it!
It's ok man, if you weren't allowed to dig every now and then I'd be a sad Sandslash.

>>7456886
Riiight...I must just be imagining things then.
Apparently you end up hearing things more often when you're in a quiet place, that must be what happened.

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>Wanders through the halls, somehow managing to look completely blank, like he sees right through everything

>eventually finds Gladion and N on the couch in the lobby with their type:null

...

>thousand yard stare intensifies

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>>7456902
She needed to be taught a lesson.
Stop now - it is the nature of humans to fall to their betters.
Your efforts will end in tears, dear.
>>7456911
>>7456922
They do, don't they?
I'll begin designing dresses for my future sons.

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>>7456965
yo

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>>7456931
>N: Be the big spoon
>>7456965
........ hello, Emrys.
Are you looking for something?

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>>7456976
Good thing we're not completely human, then.

Yes, we, I've got another version of me who happens to specialize in kicking the asses of his supposed "betters"

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>>7456976
your efforts will end in tears
as in im going to tear you up
>>7456978
...
how was that?

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>>7456957
Yeah sometimes i can not help myself i like to bury things sometimes. That sucks it was not the stone i was looking for.... I hope my trainer comes back soon...

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>>7456944
dude like
were all edgy red + black
ill give you the talking outfit though
that's pretty cool
but yeah
scizor is a yes
what about lucario

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>>7456996
>gladion: divy out the cuddles like theyre going out of style
>>7457002
decent
maybe make a joke about cutting her up next time

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can someone tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>7456957
Yea...... definitely that...

>Maintains pokeface

>Evens she fails maintaining it
>Odds Successful pokerface

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>>7457048
Because real life can suck my tiny cock!

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>>7456978
>>7456996
...
>appears to come slightly out of his trance

no, not really looking forrr anything, jus-

>switches to his dex, preventing any further purring

Just wandering, thinking. Probably not a good idea to wander though, so I'll just sit here.

>sits against the far wall, watching them quietly

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>>7457042
yeah i guess
edgy red + black support group?
hey sounds good to me
still wanna stab her though
>>7457046
cool thanks

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>>7457048
(Personally life sucks and escapism is king even if I haven't really done anything in these threads)

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>>7457042
>>7457046
You two~! Children! What are your measurements?
Height and weight, in case you don't know.
>>7456996
Out of the kindness of my heart I will sew wedding clothes for you and my step son.
What are your measurements?
>>7457002
You can try Ryuko.
Your other Doublade would be overjoyed to meet you in the closet again, dear~!

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>>7457069
It is funny when you purr!

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>>7457013
As long as you're not burying anything important...do you think your trainer will know what that weird stone you found is?

>>7457050
Alright so you really look like you want to say something. Come on, what's up?

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>>7457069
dude the cuddle train never stops
all aboard

you alright?
>>7457088
5'8 90lbs

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>>7457105
>fluffy stabcat joins the cuddle train quietly

...no, I suppose I'm not really okay

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>>7457073
oh man
stabbing has to happen
the team is to help you get there
weavile?
>>7457088
5'9 107 lbs

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>>7457104
Well I buried the thing that changes the moving picture thing.
He would know for sure! He is super smart!

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>>7457105
>>7457122
Can the steel train join the cuddle train too?

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So I sense a group cuddle going on

>>7457104
>sighs
Fine... I also came on this adventure to see if I'd fine a lover... happy?
-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7457122
>pet stabcat
whats up dude?
>>7457136
yeah sure
no smashy tho
>>7457139
hop in
woo woo

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>>7457046
>N: Be the good boyfriend, make Gladion feel better
>kiss on the cheek
>>7457088
6'3 155 lbs
>>7457122
>>7457136
>>7457139
>N is really not comfortable being touched by these people
>Mild panic, mass discomfort from being touched by most people period
>But he will suffer through it

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>>7457088
>closet
no
>>7457130
hell yes
sounds good to me

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>>7457156
The steel train shall be gentle.
>Coils the cuddlepuddle.

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>>7457156
>>7457171
>coils around lightly in a coil hug
Free Hugs for all

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>>7457156
...
>small purr of muted enjoyment at being pet
...
Lucy left me. I found out she was only staying because she pitied me and would feel guilty if she left me in a worse state than she found me.
I'm... alone, again.

>>7457171
>made sure to not be a douche and sit between Gladion and N, is sitting on the other side of Gladion, no touchy from the stabcat

>>7457191
>>7457200
>gets doublecoiled
...

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>>7457180
alright dude
one last slot
what you want here
hydreigon
gigalith

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>>7457171
>hug the boyfriend
>>7457191
>>7457200
hey can you guys be a little light on N
he doesnt like strangers touching him
>>7457213
hey dude youll find someone new
>resist urge to play with ears
>...
>play with ears

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>>7457135
I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm going to assume it's some weird human thing like my PDA.
It's probably pretty important, at least make sure you know where you buried it.

>>7457154
There you go, don't you feel better now that you've said it?
It's not like I'm going to judge you or anything, you can have whatever reason you want to go adventuring, it's all good.

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>>7457219
hmmm
gigalith

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>>7457239
...
I want to find a lover too.
I used to like my trainer, but...
He's gone now.

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>>7457191
>>7457200
>Coils? You mean being touched on all sides with no way to escape
>He's trying really hard not to shake or hyperventilate
>>7457230
>Death grip hug

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>>7457239
uuuhhh

Yeah I uuh know where it is!

>>7457260
why?

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>>7457230
Kinda hard to do that when I only found her because of a wish.
>chest thrums with increased purring in response to sensitive areas being pet
...I hope she's alright out there.
...I also hope this doesn't lead me back to where I was as a human, before all this crazy shit. Came back to my old house last week and human me's room... not fun to find out what he'd been up to while he was completely alone.
I'm rambling, sorry.
>Shuts up

>>7457273
>Breaks his silence a few seconds later
Hey guys, even I can tell N doesn't like this at all, back off on the coiling.

>>7457239
Yeah I feel a little better...
>embarrassed fox noises
>>7457260
Wait you're a girl? Or you guys swing a different way?...
-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7457230
Alright.
>>7457273
>Wiggles away a bit from N.
>>7457200
...
>Coils around the Arbok too.

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>>7457273
>Uncoils from N
>>7457287
>>7457230
>rearranges the coils from N to Gladion and Zangoose

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~I wanna set the universe on fire~
~Feel it burn tonight~
~Set the universe on fire~
~There's no end in sight~
~Bring me to the holy raging power~
~Where I find my destiny~
~The universe on fire~
~You're my guiding light~

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~Carrying the breath of fire~
~Within the lungs of steel~
~Soaring to light the flame~
~Forged by cosmic ordeal~
~Ascending on mighty dragon~
~With metal wings and claw~
~In a great battle foregone~
~One thousand years ago~

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>>7457250
alright man
now we just gotta contact those breeders
get them hexaperfect competitive tier pokes
for maximum mom beating reasons
to that fucking
nearest breeding place on whichever the fuck island this is
wakatikihakatiki

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>>7457324
>>7457335
YEAH!!!!

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~Now lead me to the stars~
~Atomic flame ignite my heart~

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>>7457273
>hug
hey hey you wanna get outta here?
>>7457287
she'll be fine dude
youre fine dude
just talk to new people alright?
come on im your bud probably lets hear it
what kinda people do you like?
>pet pet pet
>holy shit this thing is soft
>>7457304
>>7457310
thank you guys

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~I wanna set the universe on fire~
~Feel it burn tonight~
~Set the universe on fire~
~There's no end in sight~
~Bring me to the holy raging power~
~Where I find my destiny~
~The universe on fire~
~You're my guiding light.~

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>>7457260
Well...adventuring is a good way to meet new Pokemon, so maybe you and Alolan Vulpix get lucky and meet someone.

>>7457297
Trust me, keeping stuff bottled up isn't good for you.

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>>7457274
...
I don't really know why.
But I feel incomplete.

>>7457297
...
Yeah, I'm female.
Haven't done...It, either.

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>>7457342
hype
is this where we do the time travel thing?

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~Gliding across the sun~
~To soak up all its might~
~Charging my solar gun and~
~Prepare for epic fight~
~Questing through nebulas~
~In search for crystal stone~
~That gives me the overdose~
~Of force to claim space throne~

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>>7457351
Hey you look thin, how about a burger with your french fries.
Be sure to eat it and not to put it on your head.

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~It is time to take up your arms~
~Nova bombs and plasma guns~

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>flamethrowers a flock of Pidgey
~I wanna set the universe on fire~
~Feel it burn tonight~
~Set the universe on fire~
~There's no end in sight~
~Bring me to the holy raging power~
~Where I find my destiny~
~The universe on fire~
~You're my guiding light~

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~Set me on fire~