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ERP Thread
Shut the fuck up Adachi Edition
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NO JUSTICE!
NO PEACE!
THIN SKIN NEVER WINS!
ADACHI LIVES MATTER!
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The anons are sleeping. Be quiet, for their sakes.
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When Nep and Marseille are coming back?
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>>7454005
>Grabs an airhorn and plays it.
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>>7454010
Didn't Lupin scare off marcielle?
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I wish Morrigan would give me a very sloppy blowjob.
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>>7454010
>wanting Nep back
Consider suicide. I understand Marseille, but Nep?
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>>7454012
Motherfucker
>punts to the moon
Cya, kiddo.
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>>7453978 ~simon
>3 Hours later
>Simon was sleeping on a small table near chat. dont ask how he got him out. the details are a little mmehhhh. Besides that point chat made sure his wings were ok and that he was still breathing.
I gotcha little buddy.
>Chat gives a small pet to the butterfly boys head.
When you wake up I can take you to a place that has some great flowers you could have.
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>>7454010
Marceille has in Dungeon Menchi?
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NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
NO ERP UNTIL I'M FREE
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#ADACHILIVESMATTER
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Post music and try to get dubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrlhLaNClgw
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>>7454022
>After a good nap, the slight touch of his friend's large digit stirs Simon awake.
Flow...ers?
>The butterfly sits up with a hand to shield his eyes from the light. He looks around through a gap in his fingers before spotting the giant man sitting nearby.
Oh. Good morniiiing~.
>Simon relaxes.
Mmnn... What happened last night? I smell kind of... funny.
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>off by one
Let's try again.
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Bring me dubs, Shia.
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I bet the anons typing here don't even have their computer licenses yet. For shame.
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>>7454066
>when you get dubs but keep trying
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>>7454058
You don't want to know
>There was a pot of water set aside next to the butterfly boy
you should drink. you might be dehyraded from that.
>Chat blushed a little bit. he really liked the butterfly boy. he was really cute. he wanted to make sure he was ok after the whole situation.
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Bring me my dubs, thin skinners.
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>>7454024
Anon. Has been weeks since last time I erped something. I'm so bored and horny I could even fuck Chat.
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>Wake up
>You're not Adachi
Feels good
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NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
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>>7454080
Do you?~
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>>7454077
>>7454066
Impressive.
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HANDS UP
DON'T BAN
ADACHI LIVES MATTER
#NOJUSTICENOPEACE
#THINSKINWILLNOTWIN
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>>7454091
Stop tempting me.
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>when the bantz is taken in a serious manner
JUSTICE FOR ADACHI
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
THIN SKIN WILL NOT WIN
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>>7454113
Meow~
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WE'RE HERE
WE'RE QUEER
WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE BEARS
Sorry, what are we yelling about?
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We have like, four or five active IPs right now. This is comf.
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>>7454118
Gross.
kys you piece of shit
(poster's note: this is bantz)
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What triggered Adachi now
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>>7454131
What didn't?
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NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
THE BANTZ WILL NEVER DIE
REMOVE THOSE WITH THIN SKIN FROM POWER
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>>7454074
Oh! Thanks!
>Simon tries out his wings... and it looks like they're now in working order! He takes into the air, hovering slightly above the small body of water and slowly lowers himself in. He hooks his arms around the edge of the pot and takes a moment to bathe in the water.
This is just what I needed...
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>>7454122
(It really is.)
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ADACHI LIVES MATTER!
#HANDSUPDONTBAN
JUSTICE FOR ADACHI
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>>7454141
Good. Im glad your ok simon
>he pets the boy on the head
Now what do you want to do freind?
>Chat gives him a big smile
(do you have a discord?)
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>>7454122
>Pet Kenny
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THIN
SKIN
WILL
NEVER
WIN
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No thin skinned allowed in this fort.
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>>7454167
But you're there
Considering the bitchfit you're throwing at the moment, well, that qualifies
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>>7454157
>hug Anon
>>7454145
Sleep.
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>when you first turn summon a blue-eyes against some cuck
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Gonna go focus on this duel.
See you cucks in a while.
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Where the Lolis at?
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>>7454174
You know it's funny, I don't think I've seen a guy more triggered since I watched a HWNDU stream.
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>>7454189
I'm looking at one right now.
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>>7454189
Stop making me want to fuck Beatrice.
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>>7454189
Not here!
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>>7454155
Hmmm...
>Simon gives the question some thought as he cups water and cleans himself in the pot of water.
Well, I always like taking a bath when I wake up! Normally a pond is enough for me, but you gave me this...!
>The butterfly grins up at his big friend as he continues washing up, his miniature, nude body completely exposed in the clear bath.
(I dooo. Yasoooona#4390)
>>7454176
(Nu.)
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Oh hey guys, what's going on in this thread? I heard there was a man protesting in here.
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>>7454176
How are going cute Panda?
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>>7454198
I want to bully this ninja.
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>>7454200
Nice dubs, my good fellow! Adachi sure would be jealous of them if he hadn't just left a moment earlier!
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>>7454198
Oh hey.
It's the jobber.
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>>7454198
>Tfw Mirai never ever
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>>7454212
Great Scott! That protesting man left already? Golly gee, I wish I hadn't missed him. On another note, what are dubs?
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>>7454199
Oh wow you look pretty cute while your naked
>Chat gives a blush as he carfuly moves his hand down his exposted tiny body.
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Posting discord in case anyone wants to join. You can just chat/typefux if you want, just gathering people up for when the bad times happen.
https://discord.gg/jBafS
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>>7454203
Do not bully me!
>>7454213
Whaaaaaatt?!
>>7454216
>Tfw too shit to play Mirai
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>>7454236
You lost against the shitty ninja.
You ARE a jobber.
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>>7454236
I believe in you, anon!
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>>7454235
Is this one of those fabled discord invites? I don't know if I dare click this.
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>>7454236
>Takes the eyepatch off waves it too high for Mirai to reach.
Yes bully!
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>>7454235
>https://discord.gg/jBafS
Expired.
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>>7454159
Oh the irony
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>BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
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>>7454255
Shall I dare click this almighty link? I do not wish to become as triggered as that yelling man, but the curiosity is quite strong.
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>>7454263
I don't give a fuck, as long as you're not standoffish like lore, m8
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>>7454240
I am not! Stop that anon, you are not even a ninja!
>>7454241
Never ever, I suck.
>>7454244
>Mirai jumps trying to reach her eyepatch, waving her hands in the air.
Waaaa, give back!
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>>7454268
Do it, I'll love you 5 ever
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>>7454268
I'm not a ninja but I'm not a jobber either.
So ha!
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The problem with Discord is how fucking easy it is to make a one.
Result: everyone and their mom has one, and no one knows what the fuck anymore
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>>7454268
>He snickers at her as she tries to take back her eyepatch.
Nuh-uh! You gotta get it yourself.
>He does, however lower it this time, just enough for her to grab onto it.
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>>7454229
...E-Eh?
>The movement is far too quick for Simon to react. It's not as if he could fight back anyways, both his size and his bond being a factor.
I'm cute... n-naked?
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>>7454268
>The anon goes up behind the loli ninja and whispers in her ear
You will always be flaaaaaat
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>>7454288
Just the way your body looks and those amazingly colorful wings. Simon I think I have a crush for you...
>He gently pats the butterfly boy on the head and gives his lower regon a small rub.
I wanna make you feel good simon. I want to make up for swallowing you up like a cheap snack.
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Who wants to typefuck?
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>>7454279
I'm not trying to make it confusing, I'm just trying to offer a server that has some moderation, and doesn't do stupid things like "Works just like 4chan!"
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>>7454272
I'll suck so bad anon, you wont like it.
>>7454276
Y...You are mean... I'm not, I'm not a jobber!
>She pats her hands on the anon's chest, repeating the same words over and over again
>>7454283
>In one jump the tip of her fingers cling on the string of her eyepatch and she tries to pull it down
I got it, I got it now! Open your hand, I finally got it anon, by myself.
>>7454289
AAhhhhhhh!!
>The anon scares her, she wasnt prepared for him sneaking on her back. She turns around and slaps the anon's cheek by instinct
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>>7454306
Me.
>gives you the succ
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>>7454310
But you're really cute..
...A cute jobber!
>The man pats her head.
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>>7454310
But you're wrong, Mirai, I'll love it when you suck!
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Dachman#2445
Hit me up on the discord if you want to give me the succ.
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>>7454310
So you have, so you have! But are you prepared for this?!
>As soon as the ninja clings on to it, he lifts his hand once more, causing the ninja to rise up and dangle with it.
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>>7454310
>The anon rubs his sore cheek, glaring at the girl
Don't hate on me for telling the truth. Flat is justice though, so I'm fine with it.'
>The anon takes one of his hands and places it on her breast buds, rubbing the approximate location of where the nipple would be
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Looking for some succ.
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Will trade cabbage for succ.
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>>7454304
>Simon squirms in the man's palm as his morning wood is prodded by the giant fingertip.
W-Wait...! Are you sure you should be touching.... th-therre?
>The butterfly's member swells at the touch.
Mmmnn...!
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>>7454331
hello i am a cute anime girl
i shall give you the succ
>succs adachi and swallows his come
you have been given the succ
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>>7454338
>blocks this
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>>7454312
>>7454313
>>7454322
>>7454326
(I'm sorry to cut it there anons, I didn't knew It was going to go this far. I suck at Mirai, I can't play her...)
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>>7454344
STAP
YOU WILL RETURN
AND PLAY THE MIRAI
AND I WILL LOVE YOU, MIRAI
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>>7454344
You did well! Mirai truly is the
>coughs the word "second"
best senran
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>>7454344
It's fine. I can't tell if whether or not you want to play her, but if you do you just need to practice a bit.
>Hands back the eyepatch.
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>>7454344
Baby, u rare.
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Stop fucking sperging Adachi, I gave you what you wanted, now shoo.
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>>7454359
I just wanted to see how many (You)'s I'd get, Bolin-chan.
That's all it really comes down to for me.
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>>7454359
>Adachi
>capable of not sperging
M8 he's just the being usual sperg with an extra heaping of salt from being banned, there's no helping him
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>>7454335
Oh wow. for being so small your really big down there simon!
>Chat uses his pinky to lightly rub simons crotch
I know you like it. I see you blushing
>Chat wanted to make sure his new freind felt the best he could. He had to make up to him after all.
Weird question but I almost wonder what your cum tastes like... I didn't get to actually taste it when you were in my mouth. does it taste like fruit necter? Kinda like how you smell?
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>>7454340
nuuuu i want to give you the suc
you wanted the suc and that is what i, the cute anime girl will do
please love me
>kiss adachee in the back of neck, licking a bit
have my babies
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>>7454365
>pushes you back into the ocean
>>7454367
>implying he's still banned
You don't even know
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>>7454372
Would YOU know? You're not even in Virra's server
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>>7454348
>>7454350
>>7454352
>>7454354
If anons really want Mirai I can play it... Just be aware that I'm not a good Mirai. I would need to stop playing with my other avas for a bit.
Another reason why I can't keep going is because I am very sleepy and I wanted to loli post.
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>>7454372
>pushed back into the ocean
>swims back to the hugbox
Peace, niggas.
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>>7454377
Eh, I've been there before. It's hard to screw up mirai too badly, nothing a bit of practice can't fix. Take care!
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>>7454377
You'll be fine, go to sleep, though.
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>>7454377
Sleep if you gotta sleep then. There will be plenty of time to lewd Her.
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>>7454375
I would know. I would know for certain.
>>7454381
Bayou Adachi-kun
>doesn't give goodbye kissu
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>>7454368
What are you... t-taaalk!
>Simon's question is interrupted as his orgasm comes. His seed is shot across his friend's finger, looking more like he dabbed his finger in icing than anything. Simon arcs his back in this moment of pleasure and goes limp.
I... I don't understand...?
Hah.... Wh-what do you mean...?
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>>7454386
What, you got an alt in there?
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I'M GONNA NUT.
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>>7454395
I think your cute C.U.T.E I wanted to make you feel good because i accdently ate you. I hope that felt good though.
>Chat brings up his finger and licks the cum off
Mhhh tastes like apple
>Chat pets his friend on the head and sits down in the corner
(a freind of mine wants to take a crack at your butterfly boy. i sent him your discord. youl like him. he likes the same stuff I do and is alot more dommy)
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>>7454401
Kind of. I won't explain it further.
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>>7454417
>Simon takes some deep breaths as he recovers from his orgasm.
Say... You don't know what happened with my clothes... do you?
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>>7454447
There over here
>Chat has them hanging on a small peice of string and paperclips tied agaisnt some toothpicks on the conerer of the table simons on
Had to hang them out to dry.
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>three whole threads go by when I'm sleepu
Wow, Americans sure are thirsty this weekend.
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>>7454479
Last weekend went by awfully
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>>7454452
>The butterfly lets out a sigh of relief.
That's good...! I was worried they might've got lost... you know, inside...
>Simon's gaze rests upon his friend's midsection, a blush forming on his cheeks.
Heh... You know, I was just thinking that it's a shame I fell asleep. Now I'm kind of curious...
>...Simon gasps and then covers his face, embarrassed!
W-Wait, forget that!
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>>7454479
There was a fair lot of shitposting.
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>>7454490
>490 â–¶
Ohhh no too late for that. You wanted to see my kitty cock didn't you.
>Chat picks up simon and opens a small zipper in the front of his suit and drops him in. Hes not wearing any kind of underware and lets his cock hang against his clothing
Don't worry the clothing is strechy enough that it wont hurt your wings. In fact you probably would enjoy bouncing around the tight leather.
>it was somewhat sweaty in his suit. he rarely took it off afterall
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>>7454497
Beatrice is pretty great.
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>>7454506
Are you requesting her?
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>>7454515
Yes!
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>>7454516
Why should /I/ bother with you though?
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>>7454530
Because I have absolutely no shame, and my loyalty rivals that of a dog, of course.
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>>7454499
>Before the butterfly can even react he finds himself dropped into a new environment, sliding across the leather until he smacks face-first into the base of Chat's shaft. The only thing keeping poor Simon from falling any further are the two globes of flesh which he's found himself sat upon.
W-Wait! This wasn't quite what I wanted...!
>Simon reaches up the length of his friend's manhood and tries his best to grab onto and climb it.
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>>7454549
>Chats cock is getting hard at the feeling of the little butterfly moving around on it.
Dont worry little buddy. you can massage it if you want. You might even get to drink some milk if your good enough. Honestly your pretty lucky. To you that cock must be a massive spire of amazing~
>Chat gives his midsection a small rub feeling the little butterfly boy moving around on his cock.
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>>7454538
I wonder about that.
>Beatrice merely graces him with a quick glance before covering her eyes once more with the book she is reading
(If we start now I might have a 10-20 minute break mid-scene, I wonder if you are okay with that.)
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>>7454565
I-It's true! I'd be more than happy to do the bidding of such an adorable mage.
>The man pleas, both hands outstretched as he carefully inches closer and closer.
You need only ask, Beatrice-Sama!
(Yeah, that's completely fine!)
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>>7454564
>Simon continues climbing the cock like he would a tree; arms and legs hugging it, slowly shimmying his way upwards. Before long, he's able to pull his upper body onto the head of Chat's manhood.
Do you... think I can come out?
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>>7454585
Awh do you not like it in there? I figured your want to help out with my little thing down there freind!
>He rubs his midsection again feeling the buldging simon get knocked off his head and halfway down his shaft.
Oh shit sorry buddy~
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>>7454576
Couldn't you just leave me alone instead of being so noisy? Geez, I'm trying to read...
>The girl sighs, slamming the book on her lap with a bothered expression. She crosses her pantyhosed legs impatiently, her annoyed glare fully directed at him. She has the feeling she is not going to get rid of him so easily
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>>7454591
Ah!
>Simon manages to get his arms locked back onto the large member before he falls down too far. He throws his legs back onto it and starts his shimmying again. He really doesn't stand a chance against his friend when he really wants something...
P-Please be careful...!
>He reaches the top of the cock again, this time trying to hold himself more securely as he scrambles on top of it.
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>>7454624
>His constant moving has thrown his mind into a small lusty haze
Uh simon at this point im too hard to get you out... could you... help me out at least while your up on my cock?
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>>7454635
I-I don't know what you mean...
>Simon frowns, sitting atop the rock-hard member.
I can't do what you did, I'm so... small!
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>>7454612
Your shoulders are sore, you say? Well, I happen to be quite good with massages!
>Completely ignoring her request, he slowly walks behind the tiny girl's stool, now standing directly behind the twin-tailed magi. Without warning, he places his hands against her shoulders, slowly, yet firmly, squeezing down on them as she attempts to stay focused on reading.
There, you can read while I work all of this pent-up stress out of you, Beatrice-sama!
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>>7454646
Just rub your body against it! I'm really damn sensitive down there. your movements will take care of it
>Chat gives him a reasuring pat through the latex
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>>7454654
If you say so...
>Simon dismounts from the cockhead, once again returning to a position in which he is bear-hugging the shaft of Chat's manhood. Close to the tip still, his hug goes around the head of his friend's penis. Simon drives his face into the sensitive skin and rubs himself around in it, hoping that it will be enough to please his once-again captor.
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>>7454678
Oooooh~ That feels amazing simon~
>Chats cock twitched he was getting close. but not yet. a large drop of precum shot out of his cock and dropped onto simon.
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>>7454648
Ahhh, enough enough! You are not even listening to me now!
>Her arms slam against the chair childishly, throwing her into a fit of rage. She tries taking deep breaths to calm down, resting her face on her own fist
Try to be quiet, at the very least, I don't even want to hear you breathing.
>She raised the book back up, trying to give it a read once more, but still pretty pissed off
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>>7454692
>Her little tantrum was just far too adorable for him to take, a goofy smile stretching across the man's face as he continued rubbing against her shoulders.
I-I'll do my best!
>He mutters, his hands gradually making their way to the base of Beatrice's neck, and kneading the soft, yet surprisingly tense area. "She sure is lucky that I've arrived" He thought, oblivious to his rather annoying nature.
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>>7454690
>Simon really has got himself into an awkward situation. It's either help his friend reach his orgasm and be showered in his warm juices, or have to stay in the tight confines of his latex jumpsuit. The butterfly's mind is set on getting out though, so he tries gently nipping at the flesh of Chat's manhood, ignoring the single glob of semen which has completely covered his back.
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>>7454719
Oooooh I'm goina cum simon!
>Chat let loose a huge flood of cum onto simon soaking him head to toe ontop of knocking him off his dick and taking him for a ride down his pant leg and into his boot.
Awh my boots all filled with cum now~
>Chat takes his boot off to see its full of jizz with simon floating ontop of it facing up twords chats face.
Hiya simon!
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>>7454718
You can massage all you want wherever you want, as long as you are quiet, I suppose. Don't be too rough though.
>The little girl turned a page, talking without even turning around
(Have to leave for a while, be right back)
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>>7454728
>Despite making his friend happy, Simon doesn't seem to please about the situations.
...I need to take a bath... again.
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>>7454739
Oh come on simon i see that blush on your face.
you liked it. admit it.
>Chat picked him up and set him back in the little makeshift tub that he set up earlyer.
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>>7454751
>Simon begins washing himself clean for a second time.
Well... It makes me happy that you're happy, but I didn't really like doing that...!
I think once I'm done I'd like to go back home. I can't stay away from my flowers forever...
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>>7454736
>After hearing that, there was no stopping him anymore. His hands began to slide down from her shoulders, and onto her lower back, pressing both palms against it before moving once again; This time, wrapping his fingers around her tiny waistline as he leans over her, attempting to read along with her.
(No worries!)
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>>7454763
Oh..
>Chat was sad. he thought that he had enjoyed that.
I guess I can take you home after this. Sorry...
>He gives him a pat on the head and goes into the corner and leaves simon alone for the rest of his bath
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>>7454772
(I've gotta dip now. T'was fun!)
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>>7454786
baiii~ have a good night simon~
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>>7454766
>"How annoying", she thought to herself. His hands were at times relaxing, but most commonly felt too invasive, causing her sometimes to even try dodging them
Hey, not slacking off, did i say you could read!?
>Her bothered face turned around, catching him glancing at the pages. His hands didn't stop for a second, but she still wanted to reject him the privilege to read with her.
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>>7454850
Well, no, but...
>He attempted to protest, to no avail. As much as she wiggled around within his grasp, he still managed to do as he pleased, mostly due in part to the difference in size; His fingers eventually managing to slither beneath her robes, and playfully poke at her soft belly.
>>
Owain
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>>7454891
Someone else is alive?
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>>7454887
But what? What are you trying to do now, is this a massage or a game? You are horrible at this.
>Her little body squirmed around to find a more comfortable position, switching the way she was crossing her legs and impatiently resting the book on her knee
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>>7454908
Some people. but pretty few.
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>>7454908
(Not that anon, but I'm lurking.)
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>>7454908
that's pretty hot
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>>7454908
I mean I guess
Dunno if it is worth avaing up.
Anyone after anything in particular?
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>>7454910
>Her obvious impatience made the man a little nervous, but not nearly enough to halt his fondling. His fingers continue moving all along her soft stomach, gently tracing circles as he moves further and further upwards; Finally stopping right at her flat chest, his hands resting right over her non-existent breasts as he attempts to further interrupt her reading.
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>>7454914
Yeah. I know how does it can be on early mornings, but still
>>7454921
I might just lurk til later too
>>7454940
Indeed
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>>7454958
(I mean, I'm up for something if anyone's after a session, but if not I'll just lurk.)
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>>7454950
>The girl takes a few seconds to check the page, then closes the book, slamming the spine cover on his face. He definitely convinced her to stop, in a way or another
The hell are you doing.
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H-hi guys!
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>>7454981
Hello
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>>7454976
N-Ngh... Mass...aging you?
>Being smacked with a book so suddenly, definitely caused him to flinch, retracting his face just a little, but not nearly enough to pry his hands from her bare chest just yet.
You did say anywhere, as long as I was quiet, didn't you, Beatrice-sama?
>He argues, brushing his hands against her soft nubs as he once again moves in closer to her.
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>>7454981
are you a robot?
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>>7455002
Oh I'm sorry, I just thought my masseur had some good sense, not that he was a dirty lolicon, I suppose.
>Her book was flailing close to her chest, as if to warn his hands of the impending danger
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>>7455021
Your words are like knives, Beatrice-sama.
>Reluctantly, the man pulls his hands from beneath her clothing, seemingly moving back to a more appropriate position for a masseuse. However, being that he was indeed a bit of a deviant, he instead brings his hands up from beneath her arms, and quickly lifts her up into the air.
I'll make it up to you!
>He says in an excited tone, sitting down in her stool, and bringing her back down into his lap.
There, I'll be your seat, and I promise there'll be no more groping from me!
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>>7455050
(I once again need to jet, and this time it will likely take much longer. Sorry, I think we should pause this)
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>>7455067
(No worries, I can wait of you'd like! Alternatively, if you have a discord I can just message you there)
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>>7455057
Where did 2b's arms and legs go?
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>>7455167
I ate them.
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>>7455171
>unsheathes katana
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>>7455197
>Eats the katana.
>Takes a bite of that fat ass right after.
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>>7455167
>Not having an amputee fetish.
Fucking normie.
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>>7455200
>It was a hologram
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>>7455226
Damn.
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>>7455226
Goodness. 2b is pure sex on two toned legs. Who made this droid is a frigging genius.
>>
RISE AND SHINE LURKERS! UP AND AT EM.
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>>7455459
I've killed all my avas Anon. Only lurking for me.
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>>7455459
(Ugh. Fine. Anybody want thicc gem, or should I go back to lurking?)
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>>7455522
I'd be down for a JOI session if she's available.
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>>7455527
(Sorry, not into JOI.)
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>>7455459
Get the anons to wake up now
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>>7455547
I'm awake!
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(To the anon I fell asleep on last night, sorry! It seems my limit is about 3 am.)
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>>7455508
I could use a red haired snek too. Or a blonde horse.
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>>7455558
When will our wishes be granted?
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>>7455555
Great digits ....
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>>7455555
Open your eyes for the next Faiz
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>>7455599
Don't talk about my Peri like that, dirty anon.
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>>7455543
>(gotcha. Well... would you be willing to eat out my ass then?
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>>7455599
No, I don't.
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>>7455599
>>
https://discord.gg/G9edu3P
Also the new discord is still being built
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>>7455617
(Sorry, that's another major turnoff.)
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My waifu has a pretty big butt.
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>>7455625
> New discord
No thanks, we already have 50
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>>7455632
Too much Tohou characters out there.
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>>7455632
>Kisses your waifu's butt
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>>7455647
Who's the best then?
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>>7455652
Depends, Hatate is best for rape and black mailing
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>>7455632
She has better tits.
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>>7455652
I've no Idea. Too much Tohou. Every time I come here there is a new one.
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>>7455627
>(damn. How about just a simple BJ?
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>>7455657
Thank you!
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>>7455663
(Sure, that works. You want to start us off or should I?)
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>>7455674
It looks like she has thighs to match.
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>>7455681
>(Thanks for taking the time out to help out. Mind if you start us off? I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick.
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>>7455646
Stop using my images Paul
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>>7455693
>Intending to leach some heat and comfort out of him, Amethyst crawled into his bed. She wrapped a leg around his waist, pressing her chest to his, before letting her head drop to the pillow and promptly dozing off. Amethyst never registered whether he was awake or sleeping, and to be honest didn't care, as long as her body was getting the heat from close contact to his.
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>>7455658
I feel your pain, anon. Every time I turn around there's another touhou.
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>>7455735
>He was startled awake as he felt something crawl over him. He couldn't see anything since it was late at night but he felt something for sure. It took a while but he then saw Amethyst on top of him. It was freezing cold and he was shivering...
A...Amethyst... what are you doing?
>He yawned trying to stay awake
>(Do you have discord by chance?
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>>7455809
>Even before his vision was up to scratch enough to make her figure out in the darkness, the squishy feeling of her body wrapped around his would've told him all he needed to know. She had hoped to get some heat out of him, but if anything the opposite was true, her soft flesh keeping him comfortable and warm. While he was mooching off of her heat, she was still warm enough to happily fall into a state of half sleep, half wakefulness, on top of him. Maybe if he tried he could get her up, but words would do nothing.
(Amy#3070)
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Hello where are the dicks?
I mean sweets.
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I've never noticed she has a mole on her neck. Sexy.
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>>7455900
>unzips dick
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>>7455900
Somewhere sleeping or not caring.
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>>7455900
Let me get the bag of chocolates an a box of donuts. Wait are you naked already?
>He had already started to turn around when his eyes start looking down her body. It's his lucky day.
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>>7455866
>(Cool, mind if I add you?
>As Amethyst laid on top of him, providing a nice comfy layer of warmth and security, he caved and went along with her intentions
oh alright, come here you...
>He threw a blanket over the both of them and placed his hand on top of her head to keep her comfortable. All in the meantime, to his unexpectedness, he had a stiff erection going on that he had from an erotic nightmare
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>>7455912
Sleeping anons should be careful. That's an easy way to get molested, you know?
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>>7455900
I've been told my cum taste like nerdz rope.
Not sure if that's a deal breaker for you or not.
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>>7455939
If only ...
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>>7455906
I've explored that smelly body enough times to know there is no dick.
>>7455912
I see, maybe I'll put an ava to sleep as well.
>>7455916
WOW, that's a boring as fuck opening anon.
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>>7455969
Do as you wish.
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>>7455969
>confusing playing a bitch ava with being a bitch
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>>7455969
Rats, I've been found out.
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>>7455969
Yea, my opening was kind of shit I'll admit that, ciao.
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>>7455960
Yep. If oooonly.....~
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>>7455979
You are 100% right, I'm sorry, I should've handled it better.
>>7455992
I'm really sorry, it was just very bland and the English was also very weird.
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>>7456016
Yeah, I'm not bothered by it. Hope you can find someone else to play with.
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>>7456012
Sadly it will never happen.
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>>7456016
I feel your pain stocking, sometimes its better just to be polite I think if an anon's post is really not something you want to continue, or just not respond/ava at all if you are in that kind of mood.
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>>7455459
Dude it's like ten am give me a second
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>>7455937
>Though she was in a limbo state of partly sleeping, partly waking, she still appreciated the blanket, smiling as she was covered by it. What didn't register was the hard-on somewhere between her thighs, spread out over his body, that sadly wasn't caused by her. It easily could have been, though, as she was the kind of girl (gem?) who elicited that response when she wrapped herself around guys.
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>>7456085
>those times where you just drop to anon when a reply you don't like comes in
There has to be a better way.wav
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>>7455939
Maybe some of them aren't sleeping. Like what if one likes to rub one out early in the morning. It should be safe since they usually wake up way earlier than their sister right?
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>>7456111
Yes, just write.
(I'm sorry Anon. You are awful, go bother someone else.)
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...this hat is not fitting of me at all
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>>7456096
It's nearly the evening in the timezones that matter
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>>7456100
Here...
>He said as he rotated her to his side so that he could spoon her. This way he could breather easier and she wraped in his warm body.
Better?
>He asked as he placed one arm over her chest and placed her thick ass against his waist. To which he still forgot that he had a throbbing erection. He closed his eyes and smiled.
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>>7456137
>Implying
And what might those timezones be?
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>>7456113
Of course. Going to the lengths of learning when she'd get up to give yourself a nice window to get out those urges, before she comes barging into your room as usual. Because dear onii needs some private time to tend to himself, doesn't he?
Only some great coincidence like her needing to head to the bathroom at that hour could possibly disrupt such a carefully laid plan.
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>>7456135
Man, I've missed Ana so much...
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>>7456137
Fuck off, Yuropoor. Go suck some haram cock.
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>>7456137
Shouldn't Europeans be busy shitposting /v/ right now
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>>7456144
What is the sauce of your AVA?
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>>7456143
Everything surrounding GMT, obviously.
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>>7456159
https://nhentai.net/g/181424/
I hope you like extreme expressions
The artist has more of her, but only a pair are translated
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>>7456169
Thank you.
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>>7456147
What are you pouting about? I am here now. Stiffen that upper lip, young man.
>She fluffs his jacket distractedly as she speaks, fussing and fidgeting with the zipper to keep him covered.
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>>7456144
Of course of course. And besides, with her asleep you don't have to worry about things like closing the door all the way. Hell if you're feeling super brave you can consider maybe taking that pair of panties she left in your room and using those to help you along. Not like she would mind right?
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>>7456169
>Nhentai
Shame!
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>>7456165
I'm friends with most of the popular avas here and they almost all operate off EST so good luck yurop but even in ERP you don't matter at all.
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>>7456181
>He saluted his CO with all his might. He had great admiration of her and everything she had done for him.
Sir yes sir!
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>>7456186
That's quite a relief. If you get away with it with the door open a few times it's one less thing to worry about. One less thing to check as you get down to business. Soon you won't even think to keep an eye on it while you enjoy yourself, cause no one is supposed to be up, right? Who could possibly pass by and peek through that crack? Or blatantly stare at the lewd show you put on?
And of course she wouldn't mind. Who wouldn't want to know that their dear loving onii is clearly always thinking of them? If she somehow found out I'm sure she might use that information the same way. If she found out.
>>7456194
>dies of shame
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>>7456202
No-one cares about your circlejerk group
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>>7456248
Sasuga yurop
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Since you guys are talking a lot about voyeurism, how about having a little scene with me? I have a few ideas I've had for Katsunee for a while.
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>>7456293
Sure. What do you have in mind?
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>>7456293
>Katsu
>tries to hide boobs out of fear
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>>7456248
GMT compliant Avas are Bolin and that retarded sperger that play Penny. So … shitty shit. No one want euroshit here.
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>>7456141
>Rolling her onto her side gave him more control over her body, but it also had an effect that might not be so desirable: Amethyst woke up.
Mmph... What are ya doing? Don't just push me around like that...
>Not long after she said that, she noticed something pressing up against her rear. Something long, fleshy, and exactly what she wanted to wake up to, pressed up against her like that.
You're like a space heater, it's getting too warm...
>She grinned, not that he would see, and hooked her thumbs inside the waistband of her leggings. That he would see. Once she had done that, she peeled the garment off of her, letting him grind against her skin to skin.
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>>7456299
It can be customized in various ways, the general idea though is public masturbation. Someone gets caught masturbating in public and is encouraged to finish, otherwise they will tell everybody, but not too forcefully, rather playfully instead, as if they are curious. Katsunee could be used because she is pretty much already going around naked, and being super casual about it, I'm sure there will be a person or two needing a bathroom break around her. It can be worked around depending if people would rather have Katsunee getting caught, or other things.
They would, regardless, join the fun as well to tease you even further, and maybe even get caught and doing their best to not look suspicious.
>>7456315
You can use it as well, or even with me if you want.
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>>7456366
>He felt her squirming around for a bit till he felt her fleshy ass being pressed up against the tip of his big fat cock. He migrated both his hands down to cop a feel on her cheeks.
Fuck it... I can't sleep now...
>He said in a lustful roar.
Get that ass on my cock now woman. Lets go. You're gonna milk me dry before we sleep.
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>>7456338
Not even vaguely true
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>>7456483
Is Trixie European? Is Iowa? Was Coffee? Supply us with some quality europeans cuck
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>>7456493
>popular
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I want to fucking die.
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>>7456338
rude.
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>>7456558
>sonic kicks you
What is the problem anon?
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Who play as
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>>7456545
I'm waiting son
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>>7456583
As stated, I want to fucking die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3EfjngEhaA
Before Megumeme. Yes.
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>>7456721
E...E...EXPLOSION
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>>7456403
Today doesn't seem like a good day for me trying her so far. Hope you have better luck, Katsu
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>>7456805
Same goes for the rest of the thread it seems, so don't give up! Maybe groping you a bit will help you cheer up!
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>>7456820
>Same goes for the rest of the thread
I may have lewded too much here yesterday. Can't get started today...
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>>7456820
W-what? No no, I'm fine, don't worry about trying to cheer me up!
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>>7456876
But those breasts are so big, and those nipples look more pointy than a knife!
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>too wrapped up in a big thick blanket to ERP
Cold today. Cold yesterday. Colder today.
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>>7456805
I'd be willing to do some voyeurism stuff a little latter in the day
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>>7456925
Same can be said about yours
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(anyone up for some early morning trap fun? Is that anon still around?)
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This's a comfy dead!
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>>7457121
>dead
but i dont see any skeletons around
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>>7457121
If by comfy you mean dead.
You missed the Five 5 post up there.
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>>7457125
I said dead, not spooky.
The skeleton's hiding inside of you, by the way.
>>7457133
Yeah, pretty much what I said, anon.
A-Also what get, I don't know what you're talking about. Haha...hah...haah.
>Sweats
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>>7457145
>Blocks your path
>Unsheathes whip, ribbed for her pleasure.
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>>7457066
Not the same anon... but... I could use some teasing if you're interested.
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>>7457267
Wanting to get teased by guy anon? That's pretty weird.
Still I think I can indulge you, where did you want to start?
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>>7457321
Eh, how about you get me drunk at some bar? Take me back to your place and we'll play it by ear. Sound good?
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>>7457245
Wh-- Hey, get out of my wayhh...
W-What's that for? Amethyst, w-what're you doing?
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>>7457340
>He had always liked going to bars. He was pretty enough to get some nice drinks and compliments and people were alot more willing to ignore the package down below when they were drunk. Like the guy he was with right now for instance. He looked like he had already gone through his fair share of rounds when he showed up so it wasn't that hard to get him drunk enough to not mind him hanging around on his lap.
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I'm a relatively new ava around and I'd like to know your opinions about post length. I don't write one-liners, but lengthy posts take a while for me to plan out and I can only dream of lengths that Kinx and Owain achieve. What post size do you personally prefer?
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>>7457564
It really depends on partner and scene. Sometimes quick one liners are best, other times around three lines.
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>>7457564
I ava here. What I do is just start off small and then match the anon I'm with in every post.
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>>7457564
Varies from person to person. About ten to fifteen lines of greentext and a line or two of dialogue to split that in half is perfect for me. Long enough to be descriptive and enjoyable, but not long enough to force me to tryhard.
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I heard something about jade pastebins
can anyone hook me up?
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>>7457564
I find my posts pick up in length when the action does in RP, so it's tied to how much my partner is doing. So find your style for how descriptive you wanna be and the length will sort itself out when you get down on your knees
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>>7457412
>he felt a sudden hand on his lap. To his perspective, he saw a beautiful girl that was being flirtatious with him.
Can I... help you?
>the man asked, taking another shot of gin. It has been a hard day for the man. And all he wanted was something to wash down is troubled and cleanses his mind.
You're wasting you're time sweet heart, I'm in a relationship with a woman I love very much so...
...but doesn't love me back...
>he mumbled under his breath
I'll buy you a drink if you take your hand off my crotch.
>he waved to the bartender for 4 more shots of gin.
So you got a name miss?
>the man asked. Being highly intoxicated as he is.
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>>7457593
I always open this image not to watch Junko being dum, but to see Mukuro being cute.
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>>7457564
Don't write long posts just to write long posts. Kinx does good work with her post length, but Owain just kind of drabbles on. I'm not partaking in the hate meme here, just how it comes off to me. Just write what makes you comfortable and you'll be alright. I like medium length replies, as it hits a nice spot between reply times and detail.
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Aaaaaannnd
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>>7457631
>Junko being a dumb
How dare you indirectly insult Taka! Forgetforgetforget beam is not dumb!
You're right though, Mukuro is cute in that pic. And in all other Mukuro pics.
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>>7457564
Any post length is A-Okay, just as long as I get that sweet (You)
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>>7457683
Alright you got me. (You)
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>>7457698
Nyeheheh...
Thanks, anon~!
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What is this place? This this against the rules, stop those lewd acts at once or I'll call the police to return the order to this place!
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>>7457758
But I'm not acting lewd!
Not yet anyway
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>>7457758
Well, we'll just fuck the police.
Being the hunky ones, yeah?
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>>7457758
A place where men happily beat their *ding ding* around horny girls who're eager to *splash* their *eruption*
>she helps explain with hand gestures that are censored by huge chibi stickers
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>>7457662
>Mirai
Hm. Is there a rule that RPing has to be E?
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>>7457790
Hey! Peridot is here!
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>>7457888
Hi there, cat-poster.
>>7457871
Yes, and if you aren't sucking dick 24/7 here SWAT will raid your house.
O B E Y
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>>7457871
Uhh? I don't understand anon. It was to do something with my overpowered ninja skills?
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>>7457908
No, it means i wanna cuddle your brains out.
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>>7457908
Can I do what the other anon said to you? Except replace cuddle with fuck?
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>>7458010
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>small fairy noises
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>>7458010
What? No, no, fuck your brains out. Not fuck your brain directly. That's something that only those weird ass tentacle dudes do. Surely you know what I mean there, right?
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>>7458032
>aroused and confused anon noises
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>>7458010
No, I just mean that you're adorable. Cuz you are.
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>>7458116
...Oh.. You are a cute birb too, Boco.
>>7458061
Y-yeah I understand what are you trying to say anon but I'm trying to not think about it because that's extremely lewd
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>>7458176
Can I have a hug?
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Test
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>>7458176
Eh? it being lewd is the whole point! You came to a place about doing lewd things but you don't wanna think about it? Are you sure you aren't really just a pervert?
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>>7458201
>Hugs the Boco tightly, wrapping her tiny arms around his feathery legs.
Have a good one, Boco!
>>7458251
I came to this place to... to... to measure my abilities as the ultimate ninja who will destroy them all.. I'm not a pervert!..
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>>7458364
>Pets the Mirai
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>>7458364
You kinda have a big butt
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>>7458364
Why are you taking pictures of your behind?
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>>7458364
We're gonna have to test that then. If you're really a ninja then...
>He reaches around behind her to give her ass a good squeeze, digging his fingers deep into her cheeks
A perverted thing like this wont bother you at all, right?
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>>7458364
So a good Ninja can quickly change clothes in order to be in diguise
How quick can you disrobe?
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>>7458364
>gives her a big hug back
Cutest Senran.
Now if only we could get Ikaruga and her gorgeous body in here...
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Ugh, thicc femanon here from yesteday! Sorry for bailing, my phone dieddd
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What's everyone up to today?
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>>7458439
Oh lord jesus my dick is already about to burst
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>>7458480
Watching the new A Series of Unfortunate Events TV series with my cousin, who's been sleeping over for yesterday and today, while shitposting on /drg/ about how I want Ouma to cuddle me while I'm the little spoon.
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>>7458366
>Nuzzles into pets
>>7458373
I.. I kinda do...
Pssstt don't tell anyone.
>>7458422
I am not! I'm.. taking pictures of the anon looking at my behind. That's something else.. dummy anon.
>>7458423
>Mirai tenses up her butt, slightly jumping at the sudden attacking hand on her rear.
No.. It wont. How are we going to measure my abilities as the best ninja, anon?..
>>7458426
I can do it fairly quick anon! I'm the master of disguise, the death in the night, Mirai the greatest!
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>>7458518
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>>7458439
Cute.
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>>7458518
So you're taking pictures of me? Why would you ever do that...?
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>>7458518
Care to demonstrate how fast you are?
Personally, I believe you, but other anons might be skeptical.
Do you really want others to think you're anything less than the best ninja, Mirai?
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>>7458518
It'll just be about how good you feel. If I do lewd stuff to you and you don't feel good from any of it, then you really are a great ninja, deal?
>Her perky butt is given a smack after he asks his question, just to keep her on her toes.
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>>7458439
It happens. You here to play or just to let us know?
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>>7458439
(No problem, it happens sometimes. Care to continue or are you not feeling up for it right now?) https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7442988/#7445159
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>>7458558
No, you are!
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>>7458480
Nursing a soda while I play some video games, relaxing.
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>>7457901
Yeah, I (the cat-poster) have been waiting for you to show up for a few threads. Just wanted to say hi
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>>7458558
A cute thick girl is always gonna get me going! That said I'm not against us doing something, ya know.
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>>7458592
Hi, then.
I did reply to you that one time.
Anyway, what's up?
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>>7458526
Glad ya came back, Mirai.
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>>7458551
To.. report you, you shouldn't be looking at my butt, anon!
>>7458560
I am the greatest..
>After hearing those words Mirai quickly began to undress, going as fast as she could until she was only wearing her underwear
Ninjaa!.. Haha! see? It was less than a minute, that's absolutely ninja skill right there, right anon?
>>7458561
>The smack made her yelp and jump a little bit once again. Her face was blushing now, knowing exactly what he meant.
T-that's a deal! I'll show you why I am the greatest ninja of all time anon! a-and not a jobber...
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>>7458480
Setting up playing GBF to enjoy all them titcow waifus senpai.
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>>7458782
Are you still wearing spats? Id really like to get a nice buttjob around those.
>The anon takes off his pants, gripping his cock and stroking it to hardness in anticipation of whats to come
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>>7458761
Mhm, absolutely, Mirai. Very good show!
>Anon quickly takes a picture of her in underwear.
Very good indeed...
So, how quickly can you disarm and disrobe an opponent, Mirai?
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>>7458782
>The anon leans in to kiss the cute thicc femanon right on her lips!
You are!
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>>7458480
Working on my card again for kicks while I try to finish a Fury run on Muramasa
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>>7458761
Why would you ever report me when you're the one flashing your butt towards my direction? It's like you're asking for something.
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>>7458761
Right, then. Lets have a seat so we can get started eh?
>Anon takes Mirai over to an arm chair, sitting himself in it first and then pulling her over so she could sit on his lap. He gives her a moment to get comfy, and then starts by sliding his hands under her top, trailing his fingers up to her flat chest and flicking at her nipples.
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>>7458782
Oh you know, something that involved me putting my dick in you and grabbing at your thick body. Simple stuff like that.
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>>7458782
Oh thank you femanon you're too kind!...And still really cute
>The eager anon chimes out gladly as he makes his way back to the thicc and shapely girl and sits beside her. He plants a small kiss on her cheek as thanks before leaning back and placing his head back on those warm, soft thighs of hers
Your body is just so soft and comfy how can a guy resist! C.....can I please?
>He asks again for her approval, looking up with a shy thirst to her huge, sweater clad tits. He closes his eyes and opens his mouth wide, leaving the cute and curvy girl to guide his blushing head.
J...just how fat are they~?
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>>7457593
>10 to 15 lines
I laughed at first because as a desktop poster you can hit the character limit in like 8 or 9. The phone format must make it really annoying to read longer posts if they stretch that far.
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>>7458932
Maybe I'm just really bad at judging how much I write. Maybe I just write really short sentences, I dunno.
I'm a mobileposter, and the only difficulty comes with how fucking shit it is to type out a novel. I'm gonna look back at my most tryhard session and minus about 4 lines from that, I reckon that would be comfortable.
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>>7458824
>her pale face shifts into a state of joy, her eyes widening at the sight of his arousal and she spins on the spot, sticking her pudgy, big butt out for him. Once again, the dumb fat thing was clad in spats, wiggling back and forth
Mayyybee~
>>7458866
Ahh, anon! Kiss me again~
>>7458922
Oh yeah, pretty simple~ Were are you putting that cute thing, then? Cause I've got a LOT of spots to put it, ya know?
>>7458926
I dunno, you tell me!~
>she lifted the heavy sweater, her fat orbs flopping out and slapping against her chest. Streaked with sweat, her puffy nipples loomed closer to his hungry mouth as she rested her plump chest against his face
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>>7458780
Keep rerolling until you've got an SSR
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>>7458961
>Most tryhard session back when I wrote really well averages at around 5 sentences, most recent averages at 6.
Ah, so the problem is that my sentences are long as shit and I see them as more than one line.
God damn, I'm a retard.
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>>7459005
>Unable to resist the anon walks up behind her and presses his crotch up against her butt, humping away at her standing body like a complete pervert with a flushed face and panting breath. If he was smarter he would probably get her to sit on him or else lay down so he could do this better
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>>7458829
I-I am very fast! I bet the enemy doesn't even notice I am there and they are already naked without any kind of weapon. My skill is indisputable anon, truly the best ninja there it is!
>>7458888
I'm not flashing my butt in your general direction! You are the one looking at it, pervert...
>>7458746
I did.. but you'll see why I said I shouldn't
>>7458899
>Mirai hops on the anon's lap, rubbing her butt slightly to her comfy on his legs. She shuts her mouth when the anon slides his hands under her clothes. Her nipples began to stiffen under the touch of his playful fingers that were twirling around her little pink nubs. Mirai was starting to breath heavier with the stimulation, trying not to feel good or let out any moans.
S-seee? T-that was all? I-I'm truly the greatest!...
>Mirai said, looking at the anon over her shoulder and rubbing her eyepatch.
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>>7459005
>The anon leans in again, pressing his lips against hers once more! Now, he wraps his arms around her, holding her close to his body.
You are cute~!
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>>7459005
Hm~
>The male anon cooed out with a warm smile as the femanon bared her big, supple bosom to his mouth. Her warm, soft, sweaty breast filled his mouth, molding to his motions as he began to suckle her. He sucked on as much of her tit as he could, licking away at the big puffy nip with his tongue to stiffen it up.
F....feels pretty big to me! I can't even fit it all. You sure know how to make a guy happy don't you?~
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>>7459005
Your tits! Take those fat breasts and smother my cock with them! I want my dick to feel like it's gonna melt before I cum!
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>>7458480
Was raiding in WoW for the last 3 hours, probably gonna go play the new Digimon World game in a bit.
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>>7459103
>Kissus the Nue
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>>7459113
>Pissus on ur shoe.
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>>7459076
What? Who said that was it? We're just getting started here!
>To prove it, he pinches her nipples and gives them a tug, wanting to see the girl squirm in his lap, and against the boner now tenting his pants.
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>>7459076
Yeah, it's a bit hard to not look at a butt when it's right in front of my face, you know?
>He takes a few steps foreward, placing his hand on the girl's petite behind, caressing her cheeks from left to right.
It's almost as if you're trying to lure me in...
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>>7459182
Shielder ava when?
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>>7459068
H-Hey, you're eager~ Wait a sec, wait a secc!~
>she pulled away, jumping over to a nearby bed and jumping onto it. After wriggling back and forth for a second, lying on her soft stomach, she raised her feet and gestured him over to her. Her plump ass stuck up, the spats on the verge of ripping as she waved her fat asset left and right
This'll be easier, you horny cutie~
>>7459083
You're the one kissin' me! You boys could do whatever you want and you're wasting time kissing me!
>her face was pink, long eyelashes fluttering as she let him kiss her puffy lips
>>7459093
That depends on what makes you happy, sweetie~
>she leaned forward more, smothering his face with her plump chest as he nibbled and suckled. A dainty, pale hand wriggled its way down his body, massaging and rubbing at his stomach as she sighed, her chest growing a little stuffier
>>7459102
Oooo, I like that sound of that! Go sit down somewhere comfy, then~
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>>7459200
I dunno, I'm just posting the hot new clothing meme.
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>>7459213
This one sees even more ridiculous than the cat underwear and the boob-window sweater combined, but I ain't complaining. Post more.
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>>7459243
It's called a virgin killer sweater.
And it looks even better when you wear it backwards.
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>>7459213
Hotter than the cat undrwear?
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>>7459262
Cat underwear is old and dumb
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>>7459207
Sorry. Guess I got more than a little eager there.
>He walks towards her on the bed, guided by his now throbbing cock. He straddles her butt, slapping her cock up and down against her butt for a little bit before burying it under her asscheeks. He starts thrusting at an even pace, hips colliding against her butt and sending it jiggaling.
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>>7459160
>The sudden tug on her nipples made her roll her eyes back, clenching her teeth to try not to let any sound out of her mouth. Her hands grips on his legs, she was already shivering with the stimulation of her sensitive nipples
T-t-thee g-ggreatesssttt...
>>7459165
H-hey! Stop that, I'm not trying to lure you in!
>She waves her butt to each side, trying to shake off the invading her on her rear, arching her back to lift her butt on purpose
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>>7459213
>>7459254
I want one.
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>>7459207
You're such a playful tease aren't you? Who wouldn't be happy with this much woman!
>The enamored young man kept muffling out warm words as the thicc femanon smothered him with her huge tits. He could feel her soft flesh on his face, opening his eyes just to take in how big and shapely they were. He kept sucking away on what little of her he could, flesh bouncing and her puffy nip stiffening up with each slow lick of his tongue.
Y....your hands are so warm and soft too.....~
>He moaned out from her large breast, feeling her hands rub at his stomach. His pants began to tent noticeably from all her attention, his hard cock straining against the denim.
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>>7459310
they're very convenient.
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>>7459207
>Nearly tripping over himself in excitement, he rushes off to grab a chair and pull it over to her, plopping himself down and spreading his legs so she can get at his bulge.
I'm in your hands! ....Or, your tits, I guess.
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>>7459076
I don't see anything wrong, though!
>He exclaims, still petting the small ninja.
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>>7459325
Cirno truly is the biggest baka
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>>7459307
Well, you've done it regardless so I'm not going to back off now.
>The man places his other hand on her petite behind as well, pulling her closer while grinding his bulge against the little girl's eager behind. His hips hugging hers, interlocking the movement between the two in one unified movement, moving their bodies together.
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>>7459325
Can I get one that shapeshifts with me to fit my form? Like from The Incredibles?
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Does anybody else want to fuck Kokichi Ouma? Because I really want to fuck Kokichi Ouma. The feelings of desire for his hot, thin body, his sprightly shota cock and his petite ass have overcome my daily life. Every day, all I can think of is Kokichi Ouma and how I want to devastate and worship his body in every way possible. All I can masturbate to is Kokichi Ouma, as I have found that I am impotent when thinking of sexual relations with anyone else. Every time I touch my deprived cock, I think of Kokichi Ouma. I think of how I want to crawl into his bed, in the hotel room to find his deathly pale body completely bare of clothing. I think of how I would wrap my arms around him, and grind against the small of his back, and between his bony thighs. He would blush, and he would meekly protest, but the slutty urges would overcome him and he would give in, getting on his hands and knees and presenting his rear, always kept clean in case of such a thing happening, and his cute balls to me. I think of how I would roughly grab him by his hips, and, without any lube, force my throbbing pens inside of his slutty anus. I think about how he would cry out when I penetrate him, the friction too much for his inexperienced yet desperate butthole. I think of the pleasure we would share, mine from how tight he would clamp down on me, and his from the brute force I would exert on that precious boyhole. I think about how I would begin to slam my hips against his lithe frame, and eventually, he would start panting, the animalistic lust taking over both of us. I think about how I would feel my climax approach before I paint his walls with my seed, and about how he would stain the sheets with his virile load. We would both collapse on the bed, my member slipping out of his slutty ass, still leaking semen from this precious encounter.
As I think about this, I edge until I simply cannot stand it, and I cover my stomach in my male fluids.
Anybody else do this? I feel like I'm the only one.
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>>7459307
>He torments her nipples for a while longer. He knows that she's feeling it, but he'd much rather drag things out.
...Huh. I guess you are a good ninja! Time for me to get serious then.
>He finally pulls his hands out from under her top, leaving her aching nipples be while he fumbles with his pants underneath her. After a bit of shuffling, his cock springs free and slides between her thighs, rubbing up against her panties and grinding along her pussy. He forces her legs shut, so that they squeeze his cock.
Can your ninja training handle this?
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>>7458480
Playing Overwatch, supporting my team like the good slut I am.
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>>7459415
>Being a support
haha cuck
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>>7459045
A friend gave me an account with Hallessena on it. Did I do alright senpai?
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>>7459461
>Gold
>Enemy team is all Silvers
Um...
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>>7459291
Mhn, fuck~ Thats better!
>pushing her upper body up a little as she squished her heavy chest against the bed, she jolted and thrusted forward as he moved her whole body with his thrusts. Her meaty end suffocated and smothered his cock entirely, feeling it grind and slide between her squished orbs as he panted above her
You r-really like my butt, dont you?~ Go a lil harder, anon
>>7459321
You're spoiling me anonnnnn
>her eyes flicker to his tent, the hand squirming underneath his belt as it suddenly groped his bulge through his underwear. Gently grabbing at his erection, she swished her chest left and right as he sucked on her, feeling him tense up as she manhandled him
I think its time I spoiled you a little more, desu~
>>7459352
>she giggled, dropping to her knees in front of him. She wore a sweater with a perfectly placed boob window, her fat cleavage visible as she slammed her chest against his bulge
You wanna take control and feel me up a bit or do you wanna be HELPLESS underneath these chubby twins?~
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>>7459477
You're replying to Lord "1300 MMR" Dominator, don't pay attention to him.
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>>7459471
Hallessena is difficult to use especially early on, but she's great later in the game.
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>>7459477
Paul's rank is in the 1300s.
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>>7459502
1425 now
Still shit but 76 carries hard
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>>7459490
>>7459502
>1300
>>7459491
Thank you anon~
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>>7459361
I-I am the wrong thing right here, anon.
>>7459400
A-anon what are you doing, stop that, this is not what a deadly ninja like me is for!..
>Her butt was toying with his bulge, she knew exactly what she was doing pressing her rear against the throbbing bulge taht was growing on the man's crotch. The man was huge in comparasin to her and could easily handle her without problem If it wasnt for her ninja training.
>>7459409
>She gasps at the sight of his cock, it was between her legs, pulsating eager for more, It was truly a delicious cock on her sight but she keeps he rmouth shut. Her body was starting to feel hotter every second, getting moist at the sensation of his shaft rubbing against her clothed slit. Everything went wrong for her the moment the anon forces her legs together to hotdog his cock with her tiny plump thighs, she could feel now every pulsation of his cock, this was way too hot for her.
A-a... ninja like me w-will never surrender!..
>She said between heavy pantings, placing both of her hands on each side of her legs, tensing up her body even more.
You will see!... I-I'll have success in this training!
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>>7459485
Ah~!
>The young man coudn't help but moan heavy in delight when the femanon took grip of his meat. His eyes following the bounce and sway of her breasts as he remained eagerly latched, admiring their size and supple with awe.
P...please do! I want a girl as good as you to spoil me rotten!
>He chirps out as he pulls his own pants clean off, his hard Cock bare for the femanon to use as she pleased. He nuzzles himself deeper into that swaying bosom, sucking stronger upon her flesh and teasing her big stiff nipple with growing arousal.
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Daily reminder that if you "Main" anything in a game about counterpicking meme heros, you're a shitter
Daily reminder that if more than 50% of your playtime is on a fucking healer, you're a shitter
Daily reminder that Overwatch is a shit game, and if you play it, you're a shitter
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>>7459485
God yes, I absolutely adore it!
>He does as she request, making his thrusts more powerful and shaking the bed as well as her ass with each impact. He brings his cock all the way out of her butt before slamming it back in, savoring the sweet pressure and friction of every thrust
Should I cum on your clothes or pull them down first?
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>>7459538
So wrong it's right, you mean! Cute was meant to go hand in hand with lewd, Mirai.
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>>7459565
>If more than 50% of your time is in a play style that is mandatory for every competitive team comp you're a shitter
Shit Assblasted Bronze Assault Scrubs say.
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>>7459565
cool story, thanks for telling everyone
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>>7459502
>>7459514
>>7459528
>double Pauls score is still 300 less then mine
I don't even play OW much anymore
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>>7459565
If this is how you treat your vidya partners no wonder DMG dumped your ass.
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>>7459589
>Playing one role more than half the time
haha dude b-b-b-butt weneedhelse!
also
>Bronze "assault" scrubs
>when I'm fucking gold DPS/Tank
You're so wrong that it's actually funny
>>7459602
Try solo queuing for a week and see how high you are then
>inb4 I played ONE game myself one time like last saturday lmao all my rank is ALL MY EXSE DEE!
>>7459597
it's not just cool, it's true
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>>7459565
That's a nice opinion Mr. 1300, I'm sure I'll become as good as you if I follow it.
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>>7459565
Didn't you rage quit this game DMG bought you over Mei existing like 8 months ago.
Then you doxed him and your story is the stuff of legends and DMG still talks to you because he loves to be abused.
Why am I replying to this creature.
I'm back to waifu fantasy.
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New bread when?
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>>7459538
A deadly ninja would've already escaped my grasp... right?
>He'd zip open his pants, dropping his pants to the floor, revealing his stiff member to the girl. He'd squirm his throbbing bulge underneath the little girl's underwear, rubbing off against her moistened sex, tickling her little nub with the tip of his phallus' head. After grinding against her sex, making sure the moist from her sex would cover his shaft sufficiently, he'd lift her up by her legs, forcing his hands to the back of her scalp, pressing her forwards as her legs opened wide and her sex was visible for everyone around them.
Are you ready to escape, Mirai?
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>>7459630
>mr 1300
>when >>7459514 was posted 10 WHOLE HUMAN MINUTES AGO
Reading comprehension is a difficult skill, huh? Maybe this place isn't for you, go back to playing lucio and jacking off to shadman's mercy pics
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https://discord.gg/G9edu3P
Current up and coming discord, only shitposters like LD and Bolin are banned
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>>7459629
I only solo queue, thats no excuse. Try getting better
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>>7459632
He said something so stupid it merited everyone to shit on him, like when he said WASD/keyboards was just as good for platforming as a controller.
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>>7459657
>Two different posts
>Reading comprehension
Wha tthe fuck?
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>>7459485
>Letting out a 'guh!' when she rams her chest against him he's quick to respond in kind by whipping out his cock and shoving it right into that boob window, groaning loudly as he pierces the depths of her cleavage. She'd find that he was quick to answer her question with action by reaching to to take hold of those fat breasts and squeezing them around his cock,
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>>7459663
>I have NEVER played in a group ever
Some reason I don't believe this post
Smells kinda like bullshit
>>7459671
Obviously he can't read a post, which he had 10 minutes to read
It wasn't even that long, clearly some kind of mental disorder prevents him from thinking logically when EPIC LULZ are at stake
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>>7459671
You're arguing with someone who's only strategy is to double down on something that is objectively wrong, why bother?
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paul no one wants you here, please go away
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>>7459696
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE BEFORE
WONT HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE
>>7459708
Why would I do that?
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>>7459686
Do you really need other shitters to carry you? Is that how you made it to gold? I've played with a friend I made through playing solo queue maybe once or twice, but otherwise I play alone. Im on the NA servers but I live in Aus and since all my friends on Shitwatch are NA, playing with them gives me ridiculous ping. If I solo, I get grouped with other Oce players
Stay in your terrible elo spamming 76, loser. I'll be up here hitting Master, and I'm not even good. But I'm better then you
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>>7459669
That's true though
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>>7459538
>He simply smirks and starts thrusting his hips, forcing the girl to bounce in his lap, which in turn made his cock firmly prod against her, as if he were going to fuck her any second now. Meanwhile a hand sneaks back under her top to start flicking her nipple again, determined to make her give in.
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Also, on a side note, notice how that epic meme mercy poster STOPPED posting when I called out the obvious fact that he's a mouthbreathing retard obsessed with epic minecraft trolling videos?
haha, funny coincidence
>>7459718
> I've played with a friend
LITERALLY admitting to being carried in the same post where he has the balls to say I get carried
I get it mate, you got carried so you think it's impossible for anyone to make it up by themselves
Anytime you wanna back up your memes, I'll be waiting on blands spire, or midif that's more your speed, since I know overwatch babies can't rocket jump worth a shit
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I guess if you want to have some fun around here, it's better if you don't talk about playing Overwatch.
Besides, playing with anons is so much more fun.
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>>7459743
Speed run a 3D platformer on a keyboard then come back to me retard.
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>>7459768
Funny how you didn't reply to Mecha mentioning sperging out over Overwatch almost a year ago which made you the living meme you are today.
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>>7459743
>That's true though
Hi paul
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1IwHxqqOJI
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>>7459768
are you seriously bragging about calling people out at being bad at video games in an /erp/ thread? Christ its like watching those twelve year old minecrafter cringe completions but in
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>>7459743
Paul you're losing one embarrassingly obvious arguement, quit while you're behind.
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>>7459772
Sorry, I gotta shove your face where it belongs,in the fucking dirt
Or sorry, my bad, it belongs in the shit because you have a scat fetish, my bad
>>7459798
>hehe I'll take his joke and chanege like two words haha I'm so original
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>>7459743
Hi paul.
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>>7459768
Arguing or even just replying to you is the most enjoyable thing. You take points out of thin air and force them, its hilarious. Playing with someone once or twice doesn't result in me being "carried" to diamond, I made it there through being competent at the game.
Keep up your posting though, I cant wait to see you miss out on hitting plat because "oh no, I cant play without people in my team to carry my fat, psychotic ass"
You truly are a stain upon this earth as well as a good source of laughter.
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>>7459814
>hehe I'll take his joke and chanege like two words haha I'm so original
what the fuck are you on about?
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>>7459814
I'm glad Chat and that anon cucked you out of DMG now
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>>7459819
>Competent at the game
Pressing Q at the same time your 5 retard buddies press Q is not a skill, it's simply a matter of whether or not enough of them speak english to understand you saying "push now"
Overwatch takes no skill, all you need is basic co-ordination, and you're lucky you play in Australia because spics dont live there
>>7459825
>minecraft trolling
>changed to minecraft cringe
>acts like you made a funny
dude epic meme, hit me up with some more
>>7459856
>Chat
DMG doesn't even reply to him anymore
like always, I was right
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>>7459856
Oh please, he did that all on his own, it had nothing to do with anyone else
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>>7459828
>Doubling down this fucking hard
A joystick is objectively better than WASD for movement, but of course you're never wrong Paul.
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>>7459828
>2D is just as good
How many guys at AGDQ or other competitive communities do you see with keyboards in their runs dumbshit?
At least admit you're fucking gimping yourself of you think 4 keys ever compares to a joystick on even a 2D plane of movement.
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>>7459894
>Joystick
I bet you think the 3ds circle pad is a revolution in game hardware too
We had this argument before, the ONLY controller worth a shit is the gamecube
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>>7459828
>Changing the goalposts
>Still wrong
Yup that's Paul.
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>>7459881
>overwatch takes no skill
Correct
>yet you're still in gold
???
I dont understand your statement, but at least you understand how shit your points are and have backed off a little. Also, love how you're still pressing the "5 retard buddies" point, yet you only play in groups apparently. Bit of a hypocrite, aren't you Paul?
Also, spics are also not the reason you're down in the 1400s, thats also because you're bad.
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>>7459881
Wow.
You're the genuine article aren't you
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>>7459930
Overwatch takes no skill
It's LITERALLY a matter of who the dumbass matchmaking system pairs you with
Do you get someone with a brain and win, or a spic who can't spell junkrat or kill pharas as mcree and lose?
>>7459934
Genuines are shit, stranges are better :^)
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>2010+5+2
>still giving paul (you)'s
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>>7459967
The best part is that next week I'm gonna pick up a new ava and nobody will be any the wiser
it's fucking hilarious, dumbass kids who literally can't accept that I'm right
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>>7459914
Play Super Mario 64 on your Nintendo 64 for an hour
Then play the DS version on only your D-Pad
If you don't notice a massive difference I can't save you from being an abject retard.
Or just use a controller on PC platformer for one hour then try and the rest WASD, there is a huge fucking gap dipshit.
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>>7459656
N-noo, stop this!...
>She cried out while the anon's throbbing member was rubbing against her wet slit, teasing her even further until his shaft was covered with her fluids. Her cunt was aching, she could feel how it was pulsating with ease, eager to feel even more but at the same time her mind was trying to shake the lewd thoughts out of her head. Everything went wrong when the anon lifted her up spreading her legs wide. She covers her cave with both of her hands, blushing deeply as she utters.
A-annon, I-I'm going to show you w-who's the best ninja I-If you s-stop doing this...
>She obviously didn't wanted to escape, she was a well trained ninja but secretly she was enjoying this and her panting was accusing her.
>>7459748
A-anon... y-you are being too roughh!...
>Mirai was trying to win this training really hard, shutting her mouth tight as the anon makes her bounce on her lap, his cock rubbing against both of her thighs closed together. This didn't last long, the sudden assault of her nipple made her open her mouth one second letting out a small acute moan filled with delight before she shuts her mouth with both of her hands.
T-...T-that's how I communicate...
>She shyly tries to make the anon think that she was not enjoy this at all.
>>7459588
(I-I suck anon, stop calling me cute...)
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>LD will try and disguise himself as a new ava
>someone will call him out for it
>will explode and meltdown YET AGAIN and flame the thread
I can't wait either
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>>7459986
>a Dpad on a 3ds is equal to a WASD
>Comparing one 4 directional button to 4 individual buttons with better spacing for finger travel time
It's almost like you're actually retarded
I mean, if you knew what you were talking about, you'd bring up something like super meat boy, but you don't
sad
>>7460010
same
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>>7459772
>playing with anons
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>>7460030
I'm laughing at the fact that they brought up FUCKING DPADS as a defense to controllers, when controllers are the ones that have the fucking Dpads
Console babies are autistic, just like overwatch tards
Combine the both for autism and cancer in one package
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>>7460010
>Paul is banned from a new discord from day one and has a meltdown
>Paul sees dmg erping with a furry and has a melfdown
>Paul sees dmg erping with chat and has a meltdown
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Wow! Its like Im really on /v/!
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>>7460010
Is there anyway we can skip that thread? Please?
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>>7460072
>Meltdown
Is this what you call a meltdown? One person who'e objectively right shitting down the throats of multiple blithering idiots? haha dude three mile island right here!
>>7460075
>>>/v/
Now you are
They're probably better though t b h
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>>7460100
filters my dude
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>>7460100
Welcome to the family son.
>Kicks you.
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>>7460030
>Defending WASD/spacebar this badly without actual evidence
Where's your keyboards in the competive community faggot? Controllers have definitive proof of superiority because nobody is showing up with a keyboard to run super meat boy or other 2D shit when they can have a controller with joystick and button maps.
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>>7460125
>"competive" community
First, it's competitive
Second, on every PC game with keyboard support
Also
>Super meat boy
after I post >>7460025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH FUCKIN LMAO KID
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>>7460030
>PC mustards can't comprehend any universe a controller is better even when an entire speed running community proves it
Don't hide behind anon when you're dead wrong Paul. Shut up before you sound any dumber.
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>>7460045
I wanted to look around if an anon I played yesterday with was around mostly, but wasn't against some fresh cocks. Doesn't seem the best time for roleplaying right now though.
>>7460100
>Heals you from >>7460118
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>>7460157
actually might be better to wait to next thread given how close to image limit and 404 we are
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>>7460145
>Names one of the most prolific PC platform era with no performance/speed claims about wasd over joystick
>Proofs
You're a fucking retard Paul
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>>7460157
Why mercy?!
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>>7460145
>this argument
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>>7460118
>does not like being kicked and asks you not to do it again
>>7460157
Gracias Doktor
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>>7460157
>Heals you
>>7460045
You sure you wanna roleplay with that? I bet you'd get a better experience from some shadman art anyways, I'm talking the shitty shadman, like, the nazi goth shadman
>>7460172
The only reason speedrunners use controllers is becuase you can't play ocarina of time with a keyboard without cheating through an emulator, which is banned in speedruns
dumbass
Look at an actual competitive game, like TF2 or Quake
Go tell me what b4nny uses, alright?
>>7460186
>Ignoring the second and third points becuase you can retort the first with greentext and a funny meme image
haha! lol!
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>>7460186
That is pretty much an accurate description of Paul/anonpaul
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>>7460199
>Provides the flasher with tea until this all blows over.
Just wait
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>>7460203
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>>7460232
You forgot the greentext
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>>7460203
>Having to backpedal to an old ass game/emulation rules since your modern day example got BTFO
You can legally speedrun meatboy on a keyboard or controller but guess which one professionals who practice for years pick dumbshit?
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>>7460247
No. No i didnt.
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>>7460262
Meatboy is a very different game that was designed around the controller
And the teenager idiot they pick for AGDQ is far from a "Professional"
Super meat boy is one outlier in an entire fucking industry
Come up with an example that I didn't spoonfeed you this time
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>>7460008
There's no going back now, you've already lured me in. It's time you catch the fish.
>The man whispered into her ear while moving his arms in front of the girl's shoulders and pressed her arms back as he interlocked his hands at the back of her neck, clearing the entrance to the girl's leaking cavern. He'd notice a few drips of her moist dropping down on his phallus' head, making for a last touch of lube as he penetrated her silken lips, splitting her little hole open wide with just the tip sinking in. He'd put more force on her neck, pushing the girl down and making her lower down upon his throbbing member, making his head peek inside her hole. He'd notice her walls pulsated and constringed around his quivering member. He'd notice the shaking voice of the girl, but frankly he couldn't care less about how the little girl felt and he wasn't planning on making it stop.
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