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Hunger Games Thread

"Stormblood Hype Edition"

https://youtu.be/mAobb8_SzHY
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>>7448193
You did raise her well. You're a good dad.
>She wraps her arms around Soviet in a hug.
>>7448240
I-It sounds really advanced.
>She slowly climbs back to her feet, dusting off where any dirt might be.
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>>7448276
Someone gave me this once, I didn't read it but it might work for ya.
>hands Soviet a book labeled "my first space ship"
>there's a picture of a baby dressed as an astronaut on the front cover.
And I dunno, I didn't build the Aloha Oe, I just bought it with my dad's savings for "college".

>>7448309
It's the future, baby! I bet nobody believed you at home when you told them about my space ship.
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From my point of view ERP are evil.
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>>7448309
Now the last thing I need is for her to have a mother, however she is very compassionate and polite already. I guess that American "Someone who is raised by guns is a polite person." Seems they are correct.
>>7448414
Good... Next stop, The Red Planet. So want any drinks or snacks?
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>>7448422
The best part is people here agree with the Reaper main.
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I don't like ERP. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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>>7448431
Mars has been colonized long ago, dumbass. Free drinks and snaks? I'm game, birng 'em.
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>>7448465
Enterprise Resource Planning is a vital part of our economy.
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>>7448414
I... didn't tell anyone at home about your space ship.
>>7448431
That's an interesting philosophy. Guns seem really scary from what you've shown me.
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Don't mind me. I'm just here for the ERP gangbang
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>>7448491
Y-You didn't? But you're supposed to tell your parents and your female friends about Dandy! Oh well, maybe it's too early.
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>>7448485
Oh you from future... I have Russian and Polish vodka, beer, kvass... For snacks I have Chebureki.
>>7448521
Leave now comrade
>>7448491
True, but I have been to America long enough that it can be good too. Guns are only scary if you can't fight back. I can continue teaching you how to use them, but you seem like your archery is still impeccable.
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>>7448521
Those boobies look like some top tier pillows.
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>>7448521
hi
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>>7448521
You're with them!

You turned her against me!
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>>7448535
Thatcs what I'm talking about! Talk down to me! Show me who's boss!
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>>7448529
Why would I tell them all about that?
>>7448535
I can easily fight back with my arrows. I can shoot them really fast.
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>>7448558
jfc kill yourself
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>>7448535
There's room for everything you've just said on this table right here. I'll be waiting.
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>>7448586
>giving it (You)s
anon no
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>>7448521
Exfrickingcuse me?
*reaches for katana slowly to warn u*
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>>7448603
>>7448512
You missed this cap.
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>Hoshit's half-assed """"Event""""
lmao
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>>7448521
>Walks up and slaps a tit.
"Hey baby girl, how've you been?"
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I don't get it, why is this even happening?
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>>7448560
>>7448521
>Eats popcorn while watching the movie.
When does the fighting start?
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>>7448603
>Rika is in the ERP discord
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>>7448297
For anybody who doesn't know, "Meidnabelle" is one of the dogfuckers and mods of the ERP discord.
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>>7448603
>Erica
That isn't our old Erica, isn't it?
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>>7448586
konnichiwa anon
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>>7448563
GO AWAY CУКA! GO BACK TO YOUR DEGENERATE HOLE!
>>7448597
Ok. Be warned. If there are any slavs in 3 to 500 kilometer radius, they will raid your house for the snack
>places two bottles of vodka and a plate with 3 Chebureks
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>>7448585
That's why I don't think I need to teach you. Do you mind if I show you something?
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>post yfw ERP will outlive hg
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>>7448649
And TND is a mod now. You also forgot Meidnabelle is a pedophile.
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>>7448636
Kamina/LF/Ramsay have nothing better to do than to try to start a CJ about something irrelevant. I don't like it either, but damn take this shit elsewhere.

Discord is a mistake.
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>tfw will never be an ERP mod like TND
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>>7448640
They say they're there for the no-effort porn and the D&D channel
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>>7448636
Nothing, it's just Kamina trying to prove that he can be even more cancerous than he already is. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but every time I turn around he is worse than he was previously.
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>>7448651
Yes.
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>>7448663
If they outlive us
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>>7448552
Because they are!

>>7448558
Hello

>>7448560
Only when they turn me on f-i-r-s-t!

>>7448599
We can live without (you)s.

>"naps" in a suggestive position

>>7448617
Now it's getting fun!

>>7448635
Hey! watch the merchandise!

>>7448657
I've got a hole you're welcome in, baby!
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>>7448676
That's a lie.
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>>7448685
D U D E
U
D
E
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>>7448663
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[Autistic screeching]
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>>7448585
I'd tell the world I'm hanging out with a cutie like you. It makes sense to spam your Twitter and Facebook with pictures of us together as well!

>>7448657
I don't have a house.
>starts eating everything.
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>>7448685
Post that kirin butt
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>>7448693
>pets
>>7448685
whats
up
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>>7448663
No... Not if I can help it anon, anon I will - han on
*sips some coffee and catches his breath*
Ahh that's some bomb ass coffee hahah. You want some? Anyway... I will save HG, no matter what it takes do u understand me??
>>7448685
*unsheathes katana and points it at you*
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE OK?
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Oh Christ, what happened here.
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>>7448724
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>>7448724
Just the usual hg weekend
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>>7448685
I am not. But you are welcomes to try and get me to move.
>>7448695
So how was my cooking? Tell me.
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>>7448689
I mean, they outright avoid the ERP itself.
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>>7448685
If you're not with me. Then you are my enemy!
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>>7448737
but i have the high ground!
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>>7448728
Cat got your tongue?

>>7448730
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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>>7448735
Ask any of their friends on discord.
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>>7448657
Oh? No, not at all. What do you want to show me?
>>7448695
Twitter? Facebook? What are those? Why would I need to have pictures of us?
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>>7448724
Good question........................................
*sips coffee*
I think Mom -- I mean Alma may be coordinating her minions to come to here and disrupt us but don't worry i will put a stop to this as quickly as i can just don't die from the lewd its dangerous and will kill you so just... don't die ok.
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>>7448750
AAHAHAHHAHAHAH I GET IT CUS HES A CAT
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>>7448666
>TND retreated to the erp hugbox after leaving hg discord and became mod
I-It's making too much sense...a-at least they'll use their mod powers to stop that pedophilia, r-right?
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>>7448724
ERP is walking by and bringing their shit with them. Seems like a normal day
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>>7448762
But TND talks to Midna all the time. They are just going to end up like Lupin
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Metroid Prime is scary.
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>>7448666
>>7448762
>TND
literally who
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>heh, you know what will really stick it to them? i'll post something that's already public
The current mindset of """"shitposters""""
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Give me 36 le ebin ERP memes or whatever the fuck.

>>7448783
Right?
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>>7448784
>tfw not an erp meme

Guess I can't play
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>>7448784
The System
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>>7448784
Yukako Yamagishi
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>>7448759
Who the hell is Alma.

Who the hell are you.

>>7448760
I'm a chick.

Anyways, I'm glad you got the joke. Brownie points to you.

>>7448763
Ah, the red light district's here. Should've guessed. They put out yet?
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>>7448784
The gender spectrum
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>>7448735
Why are you pretending to be someone else, Aussa?
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>>7448784

Oh shit, never mind. Something came up and I have to go.
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>>7448784
Isolde the Chemist
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>>7448724
Oh hey a Betelgeusian. Meow could need some company.

>>7448733
>talking with his mouth fulll
Prewddy Guood.

>>7448758
Uhhh...man it's gonna be hard explaning thing. Hopefully you'll get used to it.

>>7448784
Space Dante
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>>7448784
Rikka Takanashi
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>>7448770
Oh...

>>7448779
They are in-thread right now as Setsuna/blue haired chick.
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>>7448784
Chum Lee
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>>7448697
Gotta earn it first, big boy!
>Can't find my other Kirin pics, so have some Godeater for now

>>7448699
Not much lityle girl. Why are you here? This is grown up time. Be a good girl an go to bed!

>>7448715
Yes! Pierce me! Thrust into me with all your might!

>she shudders at the thought of this

>>7448733
Are you sure? It's nice n warm

>>7448737
Thatcs too bad! Guess you'll have to take me prisoner. I wonder how you will "interrogate" mem
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>>7448784
Joey the ERP Slayer
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>>7448784
Eggman-kun
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>>7448845
>Pushes back to /erp/
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>>7448784
Nazi Loli Officer
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>>7448758
>takes a small well made small home with a Russian flag on the top of the roof
This was my gift from my kid for Christmas. She made entire thing all by herself too. I wanted to show you it to see how much potential she has.
>>7448811
Red light? Is this a communist controlled district?
>>7448836
When you are single and have a kid to raise. Good cooking is necessary, most of these I learned from my father when he raised me back in Moscow.
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>>7448744
I HATE YOU!

>>7448784
ERP remover Anakin

>>7448856
>force chokes
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>>7448784
Double D and Ed
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>>7448784
Junko Enoshima
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>>7448784
Ursula-sensei
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>>7448784
X7-10
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>>7448784
Nyuu
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>>7448866
That's the wrong Rika that's in erp.
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>>7448784
Killer Mike
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>>7448856
No deal, I don't wanna!
And I'm a boy.
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>>7448784
Johnny 2x4 and Plank
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>>7448784
Kaito
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>>7448895
She showed up so much that people started using the other chuuni's
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>>7448836
I hope I will.
Have... Have you told all your friends about me?
>>7448872
W-Wow. This is really amazing, especially for someone her age.
>She stares silently at the house for a few moments.
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>>7448784
Revolver KIno
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>>7448784
The Guardian and Solemn Protector of HG and Bane of Alma and All That is Lewd and Impure Lithisto!!!
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>>7448784
Prodigy
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>>7448784
>>7448784
Henri
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>>7448784
Fashionable Russian slut
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>>7448845
Howdy.
>>7448784
Storyteller
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>>7448784
Clayton Bigsby
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>>7448784
Pratty
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>>7448784
Moustachesuka
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>>7448784
Chris Benoit
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>>7448938
Get that nigger out of here!
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>>7448784
Nathan Spencer
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>>7448836
A...A what? Isn't that a beer?

>>7448872
No, that's where people go to pay other people for sex or whatever. Maybe they're Communist. Doesn't really matter behind closed doors, I guess.

>>7448784
Mae Borowski
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>>7448784
Robert Ross
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>>7448823
>>7448823
>>7448823
Niggas...
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>>7448947
What are you talking about? That's a very well; adjusted White American! Just look at what he's wearing.
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>>7448918
>Wait really? Fuck.
>The shitposting was worth it though
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>>7448941
If only your armpits and butthole were that hairy...
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>>7448811
It's a long story ok just leave this to me it's better if i didn't spend 1000 hours explaining to you who i am and what my job is and why Alma is such a bad person but just tr
*stops to sips coffee*
ust me it's my job to do things like this.
>>7448856
NO!!!!!
I WON'T WTF THAT'S NASTY???

I just stand here and absorb your powers and transform them into my own and then when your all out of power I'll kill you...
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>>7448784
Pet Shop
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>>7448964
>Is still pushing her since she's in the discord and everything
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>>7448823
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>>7448784
The Shadow
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>>7448965
>>7448883
Then you want him.
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>>7448981
>in the discord

>Are you sure about that?
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>>7448856
Unless another kid comes out and you will stick by me. I'd rather not.
>>7448884
Greetings Ursula.
>>7448919
Really is ours. Was so proud when I saw her make this. If you see her again, give thanks to her talent. She is yours too after all
>>7448949
...
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>>7448784
Sand King
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>>7448930
I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>7448823
You can rub one out later.

>>7449012
I take it you're not one for sex.
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>>7449004
Probably yeah, since that's some slavshit
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>>7448872
>
And all for free, I needed that. Thanks buddy!

>>7448919
Qt, Meow, Honey and Jhonny are probably tired of hearing about this cute archer I met a while ago, hahahaha!

>>7448949
An alien race recembling felines and...noooow that I take a good look you ain't one, I think. Very close though.
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>>7449004
No, she's for the dicc, you're for hairy armpits and butthole.
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>>7448784
bill
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>>7449004
>him
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>>7449048
Soviet Communism for you. I have recipe if you want to make your own.
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>>7448297
thin skin
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>no one is reacting to the discord slides
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>>7449094
>Virra
>Anything but a quick to anger coward
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>>7449086
Nah I suck at cooking, QT does that when we don't have enough cash to blow it all in Boobies.
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>>7449048
Yeah, no, I'm not an alien. Not the we-come-in-peace kind, nor the crossing-the-border kind. Born and raised in Possum Springs, Earth.
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>>7449094
Why haven't you told us that you were TND the whole time?
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>>7449098
Because no one fucking cares other than OOC Discord shits.
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>>7449098
Everything being posted is public, why would anyone care?
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>>7448902
Still too young for grown up time boy.

>she gives you a wink

>>7448922
>revolver Kino
>not just Kino
>Kino normally carries the .44 black powder revolver

>>7448966
Don't threaten me with a good time
>>7449012
Dors that mean you'll pump me full of your love?

>>7449029
Feel what ever you want, no part is off limits :)
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>>7449128
but why would someone waste their time by posting this?
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>>7449012
O-Oh. I guess you're right. Thank you, Soviet.
>>7449048
Wow. I'm... flattered, I think?
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>>7449098
Wow, TND is an ERPer, who cares?
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>>7449150
For le meems XDDDD
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>>7449150
Because Kamina only has 2 neurons that play pong all day.
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>>7449150
Because they're bored
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>>7449150
IT'S JUST A JOKE BRO
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>>7449145
*waits*
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>>7449165
>This is normal behavior there
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>>7449005
Is that the ruby discord?
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>>7449128
>public
But the discord is private.
>>
>>7449145
I'm not, I'm in high school already.
>>
>>7449188
It has over 200 users.
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>>7449188
Only in the sense that you have to ask for an invite, but they give them out to anyone.
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>>7449188
Do you want an invite anon? It's not private at all.
>>
>>
>>7449188
Not really. You join by asking for a link. It's not a sekrit club
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>>7449209
Give me an invite, fa.m.
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>>7449187
>No, just a server I have with some friends outside of the chan community. I didn't realize there was a ruby discord
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>>7449179
Sorry, you're gonna need a bigger sausage to lure me in lover boy!

>>7449200
Then I guess you can stay. You might learn a thing or two they left out in sex ed ;)
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>>7449145
Maybe...
>pets your head and rubs the back of his hand on your cheek
You are Russian...
>>7449157
She still cares about you. You don't need to be worried if she will think badly of you.
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>>7449212
I miss Rinoa and Furry Porn.
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>>7449112
That ain't an earth I know about. But I couldn't get enough dosh for yet another cat-alien thing so I'll let this one pass.
>ssssssip

>>7449157
That means I'm doing good, eh? Come join us sometime, it gets lonely with just a cat and a robot as the only ship crew.
>>
>>7449221
What?
>>
Leave for one day and this happens
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>>7449221
That's one thicc vagina
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>>7449108
You have internet? I can show you guy who give you crash course on the snack for your robot slave.
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>>7449251
Probably infected
>>
Tell me, what is the appeal of ERP? Why would anyone typefuck with another greasy neckbeard?
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>>7449261
Tell me, what is the appeal of HG? Why would anyone play a glorified RNG simulator with another greasy neckbeard?
>>
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>>7449261
Writing is fun and the appearance of the other person doesn't matter.
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>>7449212
Right on, dude
>>
Post link to the ERP discord pls.
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>>7449285
>kissu
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>>7449229
...Are you saying you want to buy me?
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>>7449224
No, I didn't think that. But it makes me happy knowing she's doing so well.
>>7449229
Okay, I will. No one should be lonely.
>>
Anybody that wants an invite hit me up at Meidnabelle#0379
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>>7449224
Mmm... That's the spirit. There's just one thing I'm gonna need first

>>7449245
Enjoying the show, are we?

>>7449244
>she leans in close to whisper in your ear
>you can feel her warm breath on your neck
You really want to know?
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>>7449261
It's fiction, you don't jack off to the guy behind the screen, you fap to what he writes.
>>
>>7449312
nice try kiddy diddler
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>>7449315
Yeah why not?
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>>7449315
Nah, is shit. ERP in hg is not fun.
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>>7449312
Pedophiles should be shot
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>>7449286
>>7449312
>>7449325
Looks like they disabled instant invites right now for whatever reason. Seems like a bad idea to me.
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>>7449305
Good. So what missions have you been doing?
>>7449315
And what is that?
>>
>>
>>7449293
No way I could stand another lazy cat aboard. Alien hunting baby, I get paid for registering life forms in a registration center.
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>>7449344
It's been like that for months.
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>>7449312
Can I just D&D and ignore everything else?
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>>7449325
>>7449342
I literally don't understand this meme, someone explain why I'm a pedophile please :v
>>
>>7449261
How easily do you believe I can acquire IRL pussy, anon?
>>
>>7449355
Yeah, there's a role for that, PM me if you want it.
>>
>>7449258
Of course I have internet, how else I'm gonna watch porn? QT knows everything, I'll just ask him when I feel like eating russian food.

>>7449305
That's the spirit! You better be ready for some space traveling!
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>>7449363
Just be yourself.
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>>7449345
I'm gonna need about tree fiddy

>>7449326
Trolling by a bored Gatsu.

Hey-oh!
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>>7449349
Yeah, this just sounds like you want to shoot me, stuff my head, and hang it above your fireplace.
>>
>>7449354
Wew
>>
>>7449372
>>7449355
>Wanting to play D&D in erp when you can just play with JoJo
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>>7449345
I've been a bodyguard for when Lady Hinoka visits Nohr.
>>7449380
How big is space?
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>>7449394
But I suck.
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>>7449412
Maybe you should acquire IRL dick then.
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>>7449081
>>7449089
>>7449115
>>7449134
>>7449165
That was actually really hot.
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>>7449404
>Shrugs
Too damn big.
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>>7449398
What kind of ancient caveman do you think I am?! I ain't into eating cats and you'd probably taste like ass.
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Your king has arrived.
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>>7449464
No thanks, I never ordered one.
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>>7449461
Okay, so not only did you confirm you kill things, you also eat them.

Yeeeah, please stay, like, fifty feet away from me, thanks.
>>
I need 48 victims, motherfuckers
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>>7449403
JoJo plays in person I thought
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>>7449396
Do I look like lumberjack? I can't give you fifty trees
>>7449404
I assume she is a monarch? Looks like you are doing a good job.
>>7449502
Soviet
>>
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>>7449502
Clay Puppington
>>
>>7449502
Neutral
>>
>>7449428
Kys Kuroka.
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>>7449443
Too damn big for what?
>>7449508
She's my liege, and the princess of Hoshido! She's a very nice person.
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>>7449502
>>7448925
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>>7449502
Mae Borowski
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>>7449502
Henry Elsner
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>>7449502
>>7448845
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>>7449502
Guts
>>
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>>7449502
Shiny Chariot
>>
>>7449502
X7-10
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>>7449502
Sand King
>>7449478
Kings are not ordered, they are made. You will soon learn why I am one, in this arena.
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>>7449502
C.C.
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>>7449396
keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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>>7449464
You're the worst cosplayer I've ever seen! You can't even wrap that toilet paper properly and look like a real mummy! Lemme give you a hand.
>tugs the whte stripes to then wrap them around the guy's head.
Is that tail real...?

>>7449481
Wrong wrong WRONG! I'm a civilized space cowboy eating like any other civilized person who orders fried chicken that someone far away in a factory killed for me.

>>7449502
Space Dandy
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>>7449502
Maa
>>
>>7449502
Chain Sumeragi
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>>7449502
Nazi Loli Officer
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>>7449502
Reigen Arataka
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>>7449537
No I won't.
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>>7449502
>>7448852
Chum Lee
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>>7449502
Maggie Lacivi
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>>7449502
>>7448892
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>>7449502
James Storm
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>>7449502
Ken Kaneki
>>
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>>7449502
Joey the ERP Slayer
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>>7449502
Best starter
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>>7449502
Bubbles
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>>7449502
Mirai
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>>7449584
>nibbles toes
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>>7449542
Okay, Elvis, calm down. Looks like we got off on the wrong foot. Let's...oh, hey, what's in the glass?
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>>7449502
Shoukin Kagerou
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>>7449502
Storyteller
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>>7449502
Misuzu
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>>7449607
Mirai is not for the sexuals
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>>7449542
>He removes the wrappings.
I am not a fan of the turban, I will not wear it. Yes quite right and I will sting you with it if you are not careful. The desert holds a venom like no other.
>>7449558
Then the sands of my kingdom shall continue to leave you blind, witch.
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>>7449502
Cinnamon Roll
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>>7449519
Like, really really big? I don't think you can measure just how big space is, baby.

>>7449608
This glass?
>
Some Vodka a dumb soldier gave me.
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>>7449502
Rick James
>>
>>7449637
Toes aren't either. Toes are for nibbles.
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>>7449502
Airi Ban
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>>7449519
Hey, make sure your bodyguards are also loyal. I had an incident where a terrorist diguised as bodyguard shot and kill ambassador. So make sure loyalty is assured.
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>>7449502
Quagmire
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>>7449659
ok then, carry on
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>>7449396
Huh?
>>
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>>7449502
Natural Selection
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>>7449663
>kissus
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>>7449646
Got any more?
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>>7449502
Lunker Bass
>>
>>7449638
>Dandy's face wen
MUTHAFUCKKIN' RARE ALIEN, BABY! QT GET THE CAMERA AND THE LASER GUN RIGHT NOW.
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>>7449502
Peacock
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>>7449646
It's... too big to measure? Wow. That's really big.
>>7449664
Oh, that's horrible! Is the ambassador okay?

>Gonna go make some food, not sure if I'll be back later.
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>>7449646
Vodka truly is the only worthwile thing those pinko bastards gave us. God bless them for it
>He takes a swig from a previously unnoticed bottle of vodka
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>>7449638
I brought my umbrella, I should be fine, Sandman.
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>>7449502
Pratty and Sugar
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>>7449690
>hands you a laser rifle
Here son. Now where is the alien menace? Wanted to see one of those things up close.
>>
>>7449502
Killer Mike
>>
>>7449696
What part of shot and kill did you miss? The ambassador is dead. The terrorist almpst caused a war doing it too.
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>>7449675
>>
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>>7449502
Krieger
>>
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>>7449502
Based Yukine
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>>7449502
Latehip?
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>>7449693
>>
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>>7449502
Clayton Bigsby
>>
>>7449502
Shimakaze
>>
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>A sandstorm slowly starts to cover the thread
>>7449690
>In particular Space Dandy seems to be caught in the eye of the storm, only able to hear the creature's voice.
I am not some alien, I am the desert itself. If you fire that gun before the arena I will bury you in the sand, consider this a warning.
>>7449710
>The king chuckles, a little amused by your wit.
Not a bad start, but what will an umbrella do against what is underground?
>>
>>7449502
SKOL
>>
>>7449684
You sure that's fine for a cat? I don't want to go down as the cat murderer because I accidentally poisoned you.
>Hands over a half-empty bottle of vodka
Enjoy it and watch this alien hunter in action

>>7449718
Right there, dude!
>points at >>7449638
But don't kill it or anything, I need it alive!

>>7449707
Too bad I can't really aford it. At least not until I get that big fish with me!

>>7449710
You over there! That thing is absolutely totally super dangerous! C'mere!
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>>7449502
Hwoarang
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>>7449502
Jonas Salk
>>
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>>7449502
Method Man
>>
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>>7449847
Fuck it, I have more than enough to go around. Catch
>He tosses the bounty hunter a moderately sized bottle before taking a swig from his own
You know, I'm a bit of a hunter myself. Good luck in the field!
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>>7449847
I guess I can't judge how an alien looks. How about we be nice to him
>>7449638
Howdy there star traveler. I hope your first interaction with humanity hasn't made a bad impression. What kind of species are you? The only aliens I am familiar with are little green men in astronaut suits.
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>>7449813
>squeezes your pig in a blanket
>>
One more victim is all we need
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>>7449847
Trust me, I probably drink more booze than you. Anyways, to our health and to our wealth:
>Mae chugs the bottle of vodka.
>After a few seconds, she stops, wipes her mouth, and chucks the bottle onto the ground, smashing it into pieces.
Coulda done with flavored vodka, but beggars can't be choosers.
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>>7449502
Edge Fencer
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>>7449904
Fortune-teller
>>
>>7449878
True hero right there.
>>
>>7449824
>Dandy is surrounded by blowing sand around gim, unable to see a thing.
You can't trick me, bug of the desert! You're my ticked for this months food expenses and ship maintance
>walks blindly without direction.

>>7449885
>Catching the bottle with one hand
>in the middle of a small sandstorm around him
Woah! This is the second one tonight! I better not fall in some debt when I wake up tomorrow buddy, thanks!

>>7449912
D-Did you just chug the whole thing like nothing? I wish my own cat would be half the drinker you are, baby.

>>7449886
Fuck that! I need to register that thing and get enough cash to survive dor another month!
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>>7449824
A whole lot if I hold it upside-down.

>>7449847
It's merely an umbrella, young man. It poses no more threat to you than you do to yourself.
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>>7450002
I want to breed with you.
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>>7449904
Yotsuba
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>>7449982
Yeah, my tolerance is sky hig-

..."baby"?
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>>7450028
Fuck off she's mine
>>
>>7450006
>>7450006
>>7450006

Move it
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>>7449886
The desert has no need to travel the stars yet. I am the Scintillant Waste made form. The Sand King. This man is wasting his time. Trying to capture something that is not even an alien is pointless and suicidal.
>>7449982
I made myself look like the denizens of the land. They were beetles and bugs. I AM the desert human, not a creature, not a god, not even a race.
>>7450002
>He laughs hard at your remark
But then, hahah, then what about the rain? You. Your wit is sharp. I'm glad to see someone has it. Now, would you mind getting this bounty hunter off my back?
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What happened to all that sand? A single nuisance shouldn't be a problem, no?
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