Hunger
Games
Thread
>>7436086 (game)
Ready as I'll ever be.
>>7436109 (Rika)
Let's just say I'm not ready for my first prison tattoo.
>>7436153 (Clay)
Uhh...thanks, I guess.
You got a family, huh?
>>7436173
Thanks trappy.
You know before the restart, none of you died. That sure changed.
>>7436156
Hah! Do you think they'd hire someone that looks like me?
>>7436198
Hehehe, doesn't matter if you can get away with it.
>>7436156
Oh right, come along. Good thing they're frozen.
>>7436209
For later.
>>7435931
Nyuu
>>7436060
Easy for a shut in like you to say I guess. Not to mention they would just eliminate you when you don't expect it, and just make it look like an accident. I don't know why you are writing this down though, if you decide to come out with it, everyone will simply call you a crazy conspiracy theorist. And I don't know about you but a life where you are on the run constantly is not very appealing.
>>7436109
It works just fine as is. And you have a point, but you are going to have to wait until we get better acquainted. I don't even know your name...
>>7436226
Rika. Magician and expert tank engineer!
>>7436209
Some guys just ain't good or luck enough to make it to the first night. Sucks.
>>7436209
We need better guns.
>>7436209
Looks like she was seri-
Oh...
>>7436188
>implying I did not mean my team for raping all forms, and battle modes of Lavos
>>7436209
First aid kit? Bah, useless. Although...
>He grabs the bottle of rubbing alcohol and begins chugging
Ah, that really hits the spot
>>7436250
No, God no please. Please end my suffering! I'm worthless!!!
>He lets out an incoherent yell while writhing on the ground, eager for the sweet release of death
>>7436250
>tfw dying early
>>7436250
You know if you chill hard enough, every night's a peaceful night.
>>7436250
>Garfielf dies of dysentery
Kek
>>7436224
dumbass
>>7436247
That's...certainly a...odd list of occupations.
>>7436214
Actually yeah, it does. I'd rather not go to prison, thanks.
>>7436290
Fanfriggingtastic.
>>7436290
T-thanks, lady...
Ashley and Fuzzy
>>7436290
Hey, are you implying something? If there's something you want to say, just come out and say it!
>he punctuates this rant to the sky with another swig from his bottle of rubbing alcohol
>>7436311
Nyuuu?
>>7436326
>>7436152
Don't think of Besu like that!
>>7436156
>>7436290
I am sorry if I caused any inconveniences.
>>7436176
Well you saw it for yourself didn't you?
I have one question for you
>>7436290
Yeah my thing froze. I wonder how that happen.
>>7436326
Oh Jesus fuck no.
>>7436356
>that pic
could it be....... another JoJo fan like myself!? O had not expected to me someone like myalef who also enjoys referencing JoJo............
>>7436356
And that is?
>>7436214
You got a point there. I'm sure someone will look past your age to see you got some cool skills.
>>7436223
Alright. Don't rush me kid.
.She follows right behind him. The cold growing stronger and stronger.
So I saw you got yourself a new girl. Didn't think you were into that.
>>7436226
It doesn't for me either which is why I don't plan on doing it. Like i said, this is just for my amusement. Only I will see this. Besides I'm not a shut in, dude. I get out when I can. Home can be real boring.
>>7436358
I wish you would freeze my thing.
>>7436348
You could be playing a trick on me.
>>7436348
It ain't anything I hadn't handled before. It's cool.
>>7436358
All these guns laying around. It's like my mom's wet dream.
>>7436358
G-get off me! Homosexuality is a sin! God will smite you for this!
>He briefly lets up in his struggling to take another swig from one of his many bottles of alcohol
>>7436356
Gravity is a myth, just like evolution, dinosaurs, and South Dakota
>>7436386
>stops
Uhh... what do you mean by that?
>>7436343
I agree with thee, knight.
And wish I had no eyes!
>>7436393
You really don't. Getting frozen is more painful than you think. Don't believe everything on tv.
>>7436386
My bad, you give off that vibe.
>>7436446
>
>>7436445
I don't need a feast. I have all the food I need right here!
>>7436408
HORSES DON'T TALK! WHAT IS THIS HERESY!
>>7436445
You guys sometime make me look like a genius.
>>7436318
Hey, why not make your machines even better with magic?
>>7436320
Like I said, you can't get busted if you don't get caught.
>>7436386
Do I look like I'm getting my hopes up?
>>7436487
This makes me mental.
>>7436402
I don't wanna say it outloud but I can make one myself if you're into that sorta thing. You'd have to do the vibrating yourself though.
>She motions for him to continue.
Come on. I don't know where your house is.
>>7436446
>>7436460
Just because I look like I don't wash up doesn't mean I'm a complete loser like that.
>>7436501
To be honest, you look like someone that will cry. I don;'t know if i can handle that.
>>7436501
>Mae facepalms.
Yeah, that'd be fine and dandy if explosions weren't so freaking loud. As soon as something blows up, everyone in town would hear it.
>>7436501
I don't believe in such nonsense.
>>7436487
All that hunting you guys did was totally worth it.
I'm in that high tops Adidas
I rape that fetus
Mmmm yeah what's up
>>7436516
>>7436416
Opps. There you go.
>>7436516
>walks on
Do you mean my robot? You can make robots? Say it out loud, I am confused!
>>7436516
I judge people by the way they look...it's just who I am.
>>7436531
It's times like these when you wonder if it will get super crazy or super blah.
Aikawa x Every Anime Girl
>>7436579
Not looking good so far.
>>7436516
What!? I don't look THAT vulnerable, do I!?
>>7436523
Never said you had to be right there when it blows....
>>7436527
Ooooh, you're a skeptic, huh? Shoulda figured. Want some proof? Because I might just have my masterpiece around here as we speak.
>>7436611
...and that's why my family is shit. The end.
Say girlie, do you think you can, I don't know, do some cleaning around here?
>he stares at her with a lecherous glare while I continues to sip from his bottle of medical alcohol
>>7436580
Junku x Every neckbeard virgin
Kamina x every loli
Hoshi x an electric pencil sharpener
Agrias' ass x my face
>>7436619
Sure, why not?
>>7436619
As much as Possum Springs needs a facelift, it's still not worth the risk. Besides, I wouldn't even know WHAT to blow up.
>>7436637
Garfielf x ISIS
>>7436611
Now we're getting somewhere. Don't make this an all night thing.
>>7436580
Do me a favor and leave me out of that equation.
>>7436560
Should you really be doing that? You ain't the look of perfection either.
>>7436554
You know. The toy she used. Didn't think you'd be that kind of pervert, trappy.
>>7436619
Sometimes you do. Makes me wish someone could help you.
>>7436652
Aww yeah girl, you clean that ba-
>dead
>>7436632
I am a holy knight, not a maid. Clean up your own mess.
And keep your eyes from wandering! Lest I cut them out!
>>7436660
No one is. But in my line of work... you kinda have to.
>>7436652
>>7436661
I curse you...
>>7436652
You made this an all night thing. Maybe the next day will do something.
>>7436665
A woman knight? What do you expect me to believe next, a woman president?
>He lets out a hearty chuckle before continuing to sip from his bottle of rubbing alcohol.
A woman's place is at home. D-doing
>His eyes are glazed over from lust
the h-housework...
>>7436660
Do you mean the massager? Nothing perverted about it. You can try it if you want, it's really good.
There's the house!
>runs in and past the fridge, into his room
>comes back with the massager
This, right?
>>7436637
>tfw every neckbeard virgin is being catfished
>>7436226
Just to be sure, you're a boy right?
>>7436687
This is why you shouldn't be an optimist. Just leads to sad things.
>>7436679
Hate away, sister. Hate away.
.He tries to do a finger gun motion, but ends up hitting himself in the face
>>7436710
>and all the lolis being violated by kamina
To hell with the fedora molesting cucklefucks! We must save the lolis!
>>7436639
>She snaps her fingers.
>There's an ominous hum in the air, as from behind her, a massive...eye, appears in the air, staring right down at the pilot, it's wings spreading slowly, a halo forming and beginning to glow.
Isn't he beautiful?
>>7436641
I went for a shrine, myself.
>>7436660
...You haven't seen Urotsuki around lately, have you?
>>7436719
Yes? Why do you ask?
>kicks your collective ass
>>7436721
That's the second time third place went out that way.
>>7436782
Nothing you're cute. That's all.
>>7436778
I dunno if we got any shrines. Does a church count? That's a shrine to Jesus, right?
>>7436778
That thing is alive?!?
>>7436734
>Agrias smirks
To think I was worried about a drunken lech.
>she leaves, looking for a proper washroom after such a humiliating defeat
>>7436706
>Rolling her eyes, she walks past him towards his house
I want something in my mouth and it is nothing like that.
>>7436676
Must not be doing a good job if you get me that wrong.
>>7436778
Only the that one morning when you was also there. Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, she's doing fine.
>>7436802
Uh...T-thanks I guess.
>>7436710
Are you telling me Aussa is now actually a female!
>>7436637
Yukine x happiness
>>7436739
Lead them to Vert's cabin
>>7436815
>you find a woman washing her face in said washroom.
I heard the news. A real BLOW to your pride right?
>>7436799
Fix her wounds, she pushes you into a cactus. Sounds fair.
>>7436824
Aw come on...
>bumps it against her back a few times while he follows her
Well the fridge is over there, the icy part is at the top. That's where you left them.
>>7436824
I'd normally have a dossier on people I meet, however this place is unkown. I was right on being suspicious of you though...
>>7436841
I said save them! They must remain pure! Then I shall take their purity when they are of proper age!
Gahaha!
>>7436846
Aren't you glad, Sacchin?
>>7436810
What? No! It's a tank, you idiot!
>It blinks. It is DEFINITELY staring at the guy.
>>7436824
...What makes you know she is?
>>7436809
Eeeh, religion's religion to me, hehehe.
>>7436867
Oh, congrats, lady. Thanks for this, Mizore.
>>7436867
I'm running out of steam.
>>7436867
Con-grat-u-lations!
>>7436845
>casts stop, then proceeds to wash up.
>right before Agrias leaves she puts the dirty cloth on the immobile stranger.
Not as much as yours.
>Aikawa gets told off for being a creepy faggot who does nothing but stalk animu girls
>keeps on being a creepy cringy faggot who does nothing but creep on animu girls
I can only imagine how much of a faggot that guy is in real life, desu.
>>7436888
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7436867
congraats >>7436888 thankuu
>>7436867
Congrats.
>>7436888
Thanks.
>>7436878
Sooo...that a yes?
>>7436846
>>7436867
THIS IS BULLSHIT! LAST TIME I HELP SOMEONE!
>>7436913
>keeps on being
Shows how much I care.
>>7436888
Thanks for the alcohol, bossman!
>>7436815
Well fuck you too lady. I bet you have to fuck your horse because no real man wants to touch you.
>Finishing off the bottle of rubbing alcohol, clay attempts to throw it at the night. He fails so spectacularly that it barely makes it past his feet
>>7436878
You said he...unless you are using it as a term to describe the vehicle, except most people call their ships or vehicles she... it's also staring at me very creepily.
>>7436940
It shows how fucking cringey you are. If people are calling you out for it and you keep doing it then obviously there's you have a serious problem.
>>7436913
>hating Aikawa this much
>over the char he created.
Of all the flavors to choose from, you chose the salty tendies.
Good job, faggot
>>7436942
*Knight
*Clay
Wew I'm tired
>>7436949
Hey Anon, nobody cares. If you keep going on about it, "then obviously there's you have a serious problem".
>>7436852
I know how a fridge works.
>She continues to ignore the feeling on her back as she takes the two suckers out of the fridge.
ice and coll. Thanks Aikawa.
>>7436853
Me being suspicious? I'm just a normal teenage girl. I may have some odd hobbies but I'm practically harmless.
>>7436878
I don't. But she's been fine the last few times. I have to think she's fine outside of here as well.
>>7436884
>>7436918
>>7436928
>>7436930
>>7436932
>>7436942
It was fun guys. Thanks for playing.
>>7436949
>one anon
>spamming the same thing
>somehow counts as multiple people calling him out
Boy, this brings back memories
>>7436975
>I'm only the only guy who called him out because I'm the only one doing it right now
Boy. That fucking sure makes sense.
>>7436991
t. ringabel
>>7436974
>implying I hate sucking dick
But I atleast got to suck his dick. Meanwhile you have only seen a woman naked when you undress your Barbie dolls.
>>7436969
If you already know of my employers, then I have every right to be suspicious.
>>7436996
>implying made up real life scenarios when i'm talking shit about you sucking a guy's metaphorical dick on the internet.
Boy. you sure love to take shit this seriously.
>>7436913
He's a massive autist. You get used to it.
>>7436928
Going to guess this is you.
>>7436932
Sure, why not?
>>7436945
I like calling Sigma a he. I made him, I can call it whatever I feel like, right?
...And yeah. Part of the thing I got going on.
>She taps the side of her head with a smirk.
The ultimate mixture of magic and science!
>>7436969
Yeah...she's a tough girl, I'm sure she's doing great. Hehe...you adjusting to that job thing well?
>>7437006
Only on shitpost friday. Come serious saturday I'll act normal again.
>doesn't respond when i call him out on caring enough to respond
Good job Aikawa. Cringey faggot AND a pussy.
>>7437008
Thanks mate.
>>7437009
Tell us who you love autistic fuck!
>>7437019
That image matches mfw your post
>7437019
>ignoring shitposts
>bad
???
You only don't ignore it when you're shitposting as well
>>7437026
No.
>>7436969
No problem.
Did you gave those things names?
>goes back to his room and puts the thing away
>>7436974
I often respond to stuff like this because it's entertaining. But no, I don't really care; go ahead and try to insult me.
Did you notice that you're the only one complaining, while multiple people are telling you to stop? And yet you're still going. "then obviously there's you have a serious problem"
>>7437038
>responds when I call him out for not responding
You could have been the bigger person. Guess not.
>>7437038
RINGABEL BTFO
>>7437009
Nice. Gonna be Norwegian and burn a church. Just gotta record my symphonic ambient black metal solo project in my basement and I'm all set. Dunno how Mom would feel about that, but whatever.
>7437046
???
>>7436913
You care too much.
He's having fun, why aren't you?
>>7437046
I'll do it again. Not like I have to enter a captcha or anything.
>>7436999
Why? Are you not saying they are not upstanding citizens of the world?
>She continues writing without a hitch.
Keep going.
>>7437009
Wew boy. Just when I think I get it, it just gets more and more busy. Thank the devil that it pays well enough otherwise I would just stop.
>>7437038
Apple, lemon, orange.
>She puts all three in her mouth, purring at the taste.
Whatev flav they're.
>>7437036
Tell us now.
All this butt hurt over an ava.
I haven't had tears of this quality in awhile!
>begins to fap with the tears as lube
>>7437066
>begins to jerk off with you
heh yeah bro
>>7437052
>Tries to insert himself for relevancy and or attention like usual
You're lucky you're one of my faves or I wouldn't bother to give you a (You).
>Kissus (You)kine
>>7437050
Gods damn, you really don't give a crap, huh?
>>7437060
Nah.
>>7437058
Stocker or something?
>>7437060
Piss off.
>7437074
??????????????????????????????
>>7437074
>Yukine
>your fave
You have low standards.
>>7437058
I thought you named them "ice and coll".
Three at the same time? You will just become thirsty and get bad teeth!
>>7437079
>Responding to the same post twice with increasingly hostile replies
Christ, you are one flamingly autistic fuck, you know that?
>>7437081
I like these posts because they show that you care enough to take the time and remove a >. This is why you're one of my faves (You)kine. You pretend like you're hot shit when you're just an attention hungry whore.
>>7437079
Not since...well, ever. College sucked the last bit of hope outta me. Dropped out, and now I just live a life of apathy. You should try it, sometimes. It's fun, I guess.
who is the most autistic person in this ITT thread?
>7437084
no
it means I'm above most
>7437092
I'm the hottest piece of shit here
>>7437098
Me.
>>7437098
>in this ITT thread
We have a winner!
>7437098
>7437103
No fuck you
it's me
>>7437101
Just fucking leave the > there. It's not like I'm gonna miss the fucking reply with all these other posts that aren't there.
>>7437092
While I agree with that, I prefer when shitposters get a you, that way they continue on, entertaining me with their childish whining.
Otherwise I just ignore them
>>7437058
I don't question their motives, I just do what they pay me to do. Even if they are morally wrong.
>>7437009
Why does it need to be a giant eyeball? There is no aerodynamicacy, all I could say is that it is a bit...intimidating.
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>>7437079
That's what it was supposed to be. Turns out they want you to do ever damn thing as well. Sucks but I think I can manage it in a few years.
>>7437085
Dnt wory bout tha. It coo'.
>>7437117
Uh huh. Uh huh. You know a lot of other jobs pay you as well. Like, literally anything else.
>7437109
Fine! No (you) for you!
>feels bad, and adds the > back, cause Yukine, damn it!
>>7437079
So you are in a relationship with someone here.
>>7437125
And you will get thick too, it's no healthy!
Since when have you been eating those anyway?
>Aikawa
>Yukine
>Aussa
>In the same thread
HG really is a shell of it's former self, in capable of being restored, isn't it?
>>7437142
>he gives one back while taking all of them for himself
>7437148
>in capable
>>7437148
Its only shit because you're here, shitpost-kun.
>>7437148
Ssssssssshhhh. No tears. Only dreams now, Anon.
>>7437148
Cockroaches are hardy survivors even if they're parasites in a healthy community.
Go to sleep.
>>7437148
>3 people I hate in the same thread
Oh teh noez! HG is shit now!
Grow the fuck up. Build some fucking character. Even if your character is that of a little bitch.
>>7437148
You forgot gorey.
Oh wait nobody knows gorey
>>7437090
Uh. Whoops.
...In my defense, I had a lapse in attention.
>>7437094
Hate it as I might, my heart's too big, honestly. Don't assume you tried anything to deal with that?>>7437117
Because it looks cool! When you implement magic in to the equation, NOTHING'S impossible!
>Now she just looks like an excited kid.
>>7437167
>getting salty about it
:^)
>>7437167
Fucking nice.
>>7437176
Just saying what everyone is thinking
>>7437164
Nyuu.
>>7437167
You forgot to check your clover on, Hoshi.
>>7437140
>She takes all of them out just so she can talk clearly.
My boobs could grow a little bigger. My butt too. But it's not like it will happen. Had these all my life.
>>7437164
Planning to anon. Thanks.
>>7437171
>I'm going to guess you're Grimes, but I'm probably wrong. Oh, well.
>>7437175
Still gotta explain what "it" is to me.
>>7437186
>presuming to speak for the group
Fine character, yourself.
>>7437200
>getting called Hoshi
That the best you got? My grandma shitposts better than you anon
Aussa kill self already
>>7437201
Something something tits something something fondle
>>7437200
You need to take a shot for that lame excuse of a shitpost
post wallpapers and rate
>>7437125
It pays well and it has it's benefits. Why should I complain?
>>7437175
It's also not very professional. How would anyone take it seriously when it looks like a monster from a kids movie?
>>7437232
That's horrible! Even if Aussa is a shitty yu-gi-oh card...
>>7437191
Good night.
>>7437201
They're already p- COUGH
...already being eaten since a long time. I don't think that much will happen to monsters eating only sugar then.
>>7437207
All of, you know...YOUR depression?
>>7437240
And intimidation was a chief factor in my land. And it's MY creation, so it's whatever I want it to look like. Not like it'll change the effectiveness.
>>7437254
Not trying to look like I'm shitposting you, but why is your ava so gay?
Did he wish he was born a girl?
>>7437239
Rate my avatar wallpaper
>>7437272
He's just very open-minded and think girls stuff looks better on him.
He also likes being a tease
>
so I'll tease. But he can't take it at all if he's on the receiving end. Literally glass cannon build.
>>7437281
It's pretty. 8/10 could use more kawaii anime girls
>>7437271
I'm not depressed. If I was, I would just sit in bed all day hoping to die. I at least go outside and chill with people as I hope to die.
>>7437237
You should fondle with somebody a little bigger. Mine ain't that great.
>>7437240
Because you seem like a good guy. One that would take the place he's working at. But what do I know.
>>7437254
You should get that cough checked. I don't think anything will happen to me when I keep sucking on these.
>>7437281
Needs more snow.
But goodnight to all of ya. Some sleep is better than no sleep after all. Later.
>>7437299
Don't drag yourself down.
>>7437286
That's still pretty gay... He offered to let another guy feel him up...
Oh well. Thanks for answering that.
>>7437271
No need to get pissy...
>>7437301
It's more complicated then that...I wish you a goodnight.
First 24
>>7437309
B-bait?
>>7437309
Vice President Pence
>>7437301
Y-yeah, but the winter makes me sick. Not my fault.
You can sleep on the couch if you want, good night.
>>7437306
yep, it is I guess.
>>7437309
Maa
>>7437309
> ended in 9
>I'll risk it being bait.
Agrias Oaks
>>7437239
this is my wallpaper
>>7437286
I'd feel him up.
Then leave because I'm not gay. Fucking fags.
>>7437309
Clay Puppington
>>7437309
Andre Benjamin
>>7437309
Pissed off pupper
>>7437309
Reigen Arataka
>>7437309
Killer Mike
>>7437341
Yeah, riiiight.
Gotta go play some video games.
>>7437309
Tiny snek
>>7437309
Smugumin
>>7437309
Kim Thayil
>>7437309
James Storm
>>7437309
Kazuma
>>7437309
Method Man
>>7437309
Girl with an energy blade
>>7437309
Paru
>>7437309
Lord Beerus
>>7437309
Nazi Loli Death Squad
>>7437309
Prodigy
>>7437309
Kirara Bernstein
>>7437309
Sanji
>>7437309
Lord Araghast the Pillager of a Thousand Worlds, Master of Hounds, The Lash of the Black Legion, Champion of the Chaos Gods
>>7437309
Salad Uchiha
>>7437304
Hey, if I hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, right?
>>7437309
Mae Borowski
>>7437309
Labrys
>>7437383
That is one salad I'd toss.
>>7437299
Oi, don't give me that! You said just a bit ago about that!
>>7437301
Later, Mizore.
>>7437307
Then don't insult my livlihood!
>>7437309
Rika
>>7437389
True but you have to keep walking the path that is given to you.
>>7437394
I'm just calling it like I see it. Learn to take criticism...
I think I'll be getting some much needed rest now.
>>7437309
Jason
>>7437412
Hmpf. Later.
...Jerk.
>>7437393
...Why would you want to toss a salad? They're for eating. They're healthy.
>>7437309
Alright, I think I'm sufficiently liquored up for this. Since the blue bitch seems to have flaked on us, I think I can take this up. Doesn't look too hard at all! Give me a few to sort all of this out
>>7437386
>>7437394
Said what, what I do all day? It's fun and passes the time, but don't think I don't know it's aimless.
>>7437401
I'm being dragged along the path at this point.
>>7437421
>slaps ass
>feels around a bit
Delet all anime
>>7437460
Yes! Do it!
>my entry is vidya
>>7437445
>Violent stabbening.
>>7437440
And yet...you just go with it, huh? Hell, even I try and deal with it.
How does the anime slayer have to look like?
>>7437496
(you)
>>7437427
Actually, fuck this shit. I'm way too drunk to be doing this kind of thing.
>Grabbing yet another bottle of liquor, he begins to chug
>Guess who accidentally pressed refresh when at the last tribute? Follow up: guess who's way too tired for this right now? The answer may surprise you.
>>7437496
Like of being an animator of slayings he are.
>>7437481
What reason do I have to change anything?
>>7437481
>slips hand in the back of your pants
>>7437503
As to be expected from a drunkard.
>sighs
And I was hoping for one more match before I left. But it was not meant to be. Farewell, everyone.
Anime Slayer or not good?
>>7437523
>And now stabs your wrist.
>>7437515
To make yourself stop feeling like shit?
>>7437550
Wtf is wrong with frog bitch's left eye?
>>7437557
On that note, what is it with anime girls, and giving their robots tentacles? Have they not learned anything from the internet?!
m-m-maybe game?
>>7437550
I don't. I just feel...numb, I guess. Trust me, I'm nowhere near sad enough to cut my wrists or any emo crap like that. Like I said, it's just apathy. I roll with the punches.
>>7437550
Question.
What is the eye creature?
Good morning everyone!
>Honk-Honk
Wake up lazy bitches and host.
>>7437584
Hillary's clit
>>7437587
Honk plz
People are sleeping, is no honking hours.
God
>>7437572
It looks cool, and I need it to be able to stand on it's own when it's not flying.
>>7437557
It's closed.
>>7437579
You know...if there's one thing I just can't stand, it's stagnation.
>>7437584
Evil Eye Sigma, the ultimate, flying tank!
>>7437587
Get lost Russian piece of shit.
>>7437602
Give me some snacks then.
>>7437613
You're supposed to bring your own snacks.
>>7437616
But I want more snacks...
>>7437613
Here are your fucking snacks
>>7437587
Every time you honk that horn, a puppy dies.
>>7437611
What a coincidence - I embrace it. See, if shit stays the same, nothing bad will happen, y'know?
>>7437621
Don't give her all those snacks.
She'll get all hyper and start honking.
>>7437621
Wow, thank you so much human.
Yokais will not kill you, I swear!
>>7437622
So what?
>>7437622
>tfw my dog died
It's clamp time for you
>>7437627
Change Araghast to just Araghast the Pillager. I only add lord to make the full title slightly longer
>>7437612
>taking on the Honk
>with just one artillery item
>>7437635
>Honks louder than you can ever honk
>>7437635
...I take it you don't like puppies.
>>7437636
Blame the bitch with the horn, not me.
......
>>7437622
And yet, nothing good will, either. You gotta take risks!
Хoтя нeт
Хyeтa кaкaя-тo пoбeдилa
>>7437681
Who is this semen demon?
>>7437680
I do that daily, Rika. Stealing, breaking stuff, vandalism...all risky, wouldn't you say?
>all 4 are guys
I... I can't look at tuhu fags the same now...
>>7437706
>>7437706
Try seeing fat guys cosplay touhou at fatcon...
>>7437706
Ugh. Degenerates, the lot of them. They deserve to be purged of their degeneracy through nothing less than the cleansing fire
There’s one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get set.
>>7437704
There's no challenge to you any longer, now is there?
I stroke it every chance I get;
It’s Junko’s pussy.
>>7437706
The Sakuya is the only ok one. But that's really pushing it. GAS THEM ALL!!!
Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I love the thoughts it stirs,
And I like it ‘cause it’s hers;
It’s Junko’s pussy.
Often, it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn.
>>7437744
Not really, nah. It's second nature. Why do you ask?
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm.
>>7437690
>thanks m8. I was away for a bit
>>7437706
Second from the left is svd from uppote, not tuhu
I bring tidbits that it loves;
We spoon like two turtledoves;
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking Junko's pussy.
>>7437749
Go make me some tea, bitch!
Goodnight HG.
Lol jk, Junko's a male.
>>7437789
Gn, hosuke
>>7437791
How dare you assume its gender! Junko sexually identifies as a hipposaurus rex!
>>7437784
>Hands you a cup of tea.
>>7437818
Thank you.
>takes a sip.
Not bad!
>>7437762
Then you're stagnating. YOu're not doing anything new, you're not innovating, you're not even getting better at it.
>>7437854
Ancient Chinese proverb: Fear not the cat who has practiced ten thousand crimes, but fear the cat who has practiced one crime ten thousand times.
In other words, I'm an expert.
>steals everyones chicken
>>7437854
>Pours boiling hot tea on your head.
>>7437826
Glad you like it.
>>7437886
Slut!
>>7437888
I say old chap! Quite a waste of fine trips for a boy diddler!
>>7437874
But take you out of your element, what good are you?
>>7437886
>Loud screaming
>>7437896
Ha ha ha ha ha!
>>7437888
I'll be taking those trips.
>>7437899
Don't make me post Parsee lewds.
>>7437907
Please do
>>7437907
Do it Lewd Parsee.
Who is Parsee anyway? All I see is people call them a shitposter. But I have yet to see them shitpost.
Is it just another 2hu? An ERPer? Am I supposed to hate him? I am confused...
>>7437915
>>7437896
Define "out of my element."
>>7437922
Doesn't answer my question...
>>7437915
It's cancer.
>>7437915
All of the above.
What do you think about this cat?
>>7437928
In what way? I haven't seen them do anything cancerous. Was the shitposting long ago?
I feel like I should hate him, but at the same time not hate them
I haven't been this confused sibce watching Lost!
>>7437944
I think you need to watch better anime
>>7437954
That's a new one. Where the hell are you even getting these?
>>7437954
>parsee/utsuho lewds
Now I like Parsee! ÒwÓ
>>7437954
DON'T LEWD THE BIRB
>>7437925
Well, like you said. One thing a thousand times. What good are you out of that?
>>7437960
Only if this one
>>7437964
The internet.
>>7437964
Rule 34 is a beautiful thing, Alice looking tuhu
>Seriously, Parsee reminds me of Alice
>if she was an elf
>>7437986
Still, what website are you getting them from?
>>7437994
And that's why the 2hu board calls her either bootleg Alice or Dirty/Impure Alice.
>>7437964
>flips skirt
>>7438006
Makes sense
What ever hapoenwd to her? I fuckin loved Cooking With Alice
>>7438020
>not using danboru, gelboru, or loliboru for all your tuhu lewds
>>7438017
Cooking with Alice is still a thing on /b/.
>>7438020
Touhou lewds are scary. They are either great or shit.
>>7438008
Stop that.
>>7437971
What, if I'm doing something like playing ping-pong?
Well, frankly, I suck.
>>7438017
I was wondering that too
>>7438041
Really?
>runs off to /b/
>>7438055
She's not on right now. She was doing a session 6 hours ago.
>>7438042
>Rika sighs.
That's the kinda crap I'm talking about. Yo're so...consigned to it. It pisses me off!
>>7438062
Figures I miss it by 6 hours
>>7438041
How else am I supposed to see the dicc without skirt flipping
>>7438064
It's the only life I know, girl, and it's the one I chose.
It's late, time a'wasting. 'Night, Rika.
>>7438073
Hmpf. It'll stick like that if you don't try to change it. Later.
>>7438072
By flipping your moms skirt up?
>>7438087
She's asleep.
so i heard you were talking shit like i wouldn't hear
>>7438096
Depends on who you are. We talk shit about everyone, even ourselves!
>>7438096
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
SHIT
>>7438096
What he said.
>>7438100
>>7438100
But how do you know that everyone is... Real? Furthermore, how do you know that you've talked shit about me?
>>7438106
Because I use my minds eye! It pierces all with its throbbing, telling me all your inner details!
>>7438111
But what does your eye... See? Does it perceive the things I perceive?
>>7438115
That Trump will make America great again!
Bacon will rain from the skies as mualims run in fear! Hillary will be executed Vlad the impailer style, as apwcial snowflakes water down their pumpkin spice lattes with tears as they watch from their former safe spaces!
It will be hard. It will be fast. It will be glorious.
Mother fuckin MAGA!
>>7438147
And when Trump is done butt fucking the ones who tried to destroy America he will whipe his dick on their grandmas curtains.
>>7438147
how do you feel about this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZwK63tf60
>>7438160
Like I just watched another liberal crackpot video
>>7438184
A reasonable reaction
Zzzz
>20 loss streak
I summon _____
>>7438205
Mara! The penis monster persona!
>>7438203
The chance of winning is low
>>7438218
My current ava has 0 wins...
Fukouda...
It's not about HG boys.
>>7438222
you need to at least play fourty-nine games to get one, so don't sweat it
>>7438222
Your highest chance of winning is one in 24
Just try to win 4 more games, statisticly you should win within those 4
>>7438233
15 wins for about 2 weeks
>>7438233
>Mfw my first ava got a win in over 20 games while my second ava got one by third game.
Then there are the fillers who won first time
>>7438228
It's about shitposting Junko and Hoshi. Duh!
I host games by myself to fabricate winscreens
>>7438265
>Reimu
How much effort can you put into a winscreen until it becomes autistic?
>>7438267
Who?
>>7438277
>>7438277
If you spend more than 5 minutes on making it, its autistic
>>7438277
>implying giving as good a prize as you can give for your games doesn't elevate it
Your mindset is completely off if you're worried about shit like that.
>>7438284
psst nothing personnel kid
>>7438306
psst
>>7438288
what about animated win screens?
>>7438298
One thing, though
I'm considering doing a small animation for the winners and I don't know whether it's a good idea or not
>>7438319
I say give it a try. May come out good. Depends on the animation you want to do
>>7438327
Got it
Time to practice drawing despite being shit at drawing
Is there a place I can upload webm's with sound?
>>7438335
yes
>>7438335
That I can't help you with... Only a few boards here allow webm with sound. As for other sites? I donct know...
>>7438335
https://put.re/
>>7438343
I wanted to upload a winscreen that contains sound.
>>7438347
Aikawa for the save!
>>7438354
Can I sleep now
>>7438347
Thank you.
https://s.put.re/Xo6Ckjx.mp4
>>7438349
Do not know if /trash/ allows sound in webm
>>7438356
No. You are stuck here forever. It says so in the banner
>>7438357
w-woah
>>7438361
What banner
>>7438366
One of the 4chan banners.
>>7438370
Do not want
>>7438372
Awoo with it!
>>7438386
>tfw still building momji folder
>>7438418
>shit! We're gonna have a momiji fag soon?!
>>7438427
>yep
>got the go ahead not too long ago and should be down with the folder soon
Thug aim
>>7438432
Done*
wow dead
>>7438440
that's what she said lmao
>>7438440
Here still
>>7438432
Would gladly dump my momiji collection for you, cept I lost it... In a volcano
>my hdd died
>we had a previous one?
Is it me, or we are cosplaying Gabe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGexvhKiOH4
>>7438466
No, I can count past two. Take that Steam!
>>7438473
What goes beyond two?
>>7438459
Long ago yeah and that's fine man
>>7438475
No one at Valve knows the answer to that
WE ARE FUCKING DEAD!
>>7438493
Excuse me? Me and Dead are just friends.
>>7438493
Dead hours bruh
>make new thread
>someone else does to
>no one goes to either