HG Thread - This is just a silly test.
Day 6 I'm skipping some "peaceful" days.
>>7416945
Alright then, fine. Just don't do it around me anymore, okay?
Arena Event: How lucky of her.
Day 7, Because I skipped a night worth of suffering and I need to end this game quickly
And now we're at 4 tributes remaining.
Night 7
3 tributes remaining.
Is Avenger (Edmond) around?
Day 8
And that's all, Friends.
Thank you all for taking part of this test!
>>7417140
Thank you for taking the time to entertain us.
>>7417122
Bummer. Was kinda of hoping for one of those guys to win... especially the guy with glasses.
>>7417155
Did you enjoy your noodles?
>>7417140
Thanks for hosting
Placements, Now I'll have to leave for a brief moment. if someone is willing to host, Feel free to do it.
Soon i'll make another test, Again I'll have to thank you all.
>>7417122
>>7417140
Congrats to.... WHATEVER that's supposed to be.
Thanks for hosting, host.
>>7417179
I haven't got to them yet.
>>7417205
Oh, well go eat then.
>>7417194
I think I saw the winner in a game once... Thanks for hosting, mate!
>>7417205
....How old are you? I need to know for reasons.
>>7417194
What is the estimated time frame for "Soon"?
>>7417194
thank for hosting!
If someone will stroke my enormous ego, I'll consider hosting.
>>7417260
i think you're pretty ok, i guess
>>7417194
Thank you for the game.
>>7417272
Good enough. First 36
>>7417285
Talon and Ingo
>>7417285
Strength
>>7417226
I do not like bringing up my age but I will answer only this once, I am nearly a century old.
>>7417212
You are starting to sound more like some parent ordering their child around. I'll get to them once they are finished.
>>7417285
Nagato
>>7417285
Narukami
>>7417285
E-123 Omega
>>7417285
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7417155
>>7417196
>>7417219
>>7417249
>>7417273
You're all welcome.
>>7417233
Probably between a few hours more or tomorrow, I'll have to leave for now.
>>7417285
Matt.
You're a pretty cool gal, you know that?
>>7417285
One pissed off pupper
>>7417285
Araragi
>>7417285
Eggman
>>7417285
Gabriel
>>7417285
Bakuryu
>>7417307
Oh, well excuse me for caring about you dear.
>>7417285
Fucking Ice Cream Van
>>7417285
Shielder
>>7417285
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7417285
Tiny snek
>>7417285
Alexander the Great
>>7417285
Guest1234
>>7417285
James Storm
>>7417285
Akatsuki
>>7417285
Space Dandy
>>7417285
Top whore
>>7417351
Guest 56789
>>7417285
Bubbles
>>7417285
Caroline and Justine
>>7417307
Alrighty... that ain't weird at all. Anyways, do you know anything about ships? Like, really old ships.
>>7417285
The Player
>>7417285
Burger-chan
>>7417285
Len
>>7417285
Ban Mido
>>7417285
Hanma Baki
>>7417285
Claptrap
>>7417285
Kum Haehyun
>>7417414
>>7417414
You're welcome.
>>7417414
>She takes out her notebook and her pencil.
Uh... could you spell that for me? What you just said.
Still have 4 spots, unless I missed someone.
>>7417462
Dark Knight
>>7417462
Lor Starfiller
>>7417445
Structural integrity? Give me your writing utensil and I'll do it for you.
>>7417436
If you like you are more than welcome to help yourself to a bowl.
>>7417462
Chum Lee
>>7417462
Casshan
>>7417462
Blue Elephant
>Bunch of ameritards circlejerking about how great america is, in the discord.
hurr durr murica
>>7417462
An image for you
>>7417491
That's very kind of you, but my appetite isn't what it used to be.
>>7417462
Misuzu
>>7417496
oy which anime is chumlee from
i love pawn stars
Alright, we'll start in just a few minutes. Doesn't seem like there would be any desire for swaps, but if a request is made before we move one I'll take do it.
>>7417491
>Hands the 'century old' lady the pencil and note book.
Uh, just call it a pencil. I ain't a professor.
Hallo hanger games. Wat did I mess?
>>7417538
Let's get right to it!
>>7417542
Well, you missed a match. Probably a couple of other things too.
>>7417538
Time is up, let's go!
>>7417519
Oh I fucking wish Pawn Stars had an animu, but it's only a reference to the show in an anime about witches doing witches thing: Little Witch Academia.
>>7417538
Omega!?
Well, this just might put a damper on my plans...
But no matter! I'll still win this game!
>>7417571
Say... You two look oddly familiar....
Bah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence!
>>7417571
Fuck off, I'm not off my rocker, you're off your rocker.
>>7417571
>>7417538
Sensors locked on Eggman. I will not fail the mission at hand.
>>7417592
Do not make any feeble attempts. It will only end in failure.
>>7417506
If you say so Faceless but do not forget that offer.
>>7417541
>she quickly jots down the "structural integrity" into the notebook before handing it back
Is that sufficient?
>>7417571
I must trudge on despite my fatigue.
>>7417626
all have to say is that guest almost always win in this game
idk why just cause of the luck
also my guest beat satan ?
>>7417626
Have a Sn*ckers, mate! ...Wait, where the fuck do I put this?
>>7417542
....You missed nothing, giant cat thing.
("Ooooooh jeez, this place keeps getting weirder and weirder.")
>>7417571
You look soooooo awesome! You totally can't lose. Golly, I think you'll win this one for sure~
>>7417626
>While whistling, she sets up a landmine and walks away.
>>7417631
Thanks.
>She takes it, putting it in her bag.
And, yeah. That'll be it old lady.
>>7417626
>>7417571
Just a minor malfunction! Besides, no one would attack a robot while he's down!
...Right?
>>7417626
While I appreciate your attempts to ram fruit into my circuits, it doesn't work like that!
>>7417631
>noms finger
>>7417626
Maybe I'll find something useful here!
But then again, I doubt it...
>>7417630
Try me, bolt brain!
I may have given you some of the best technology I had at the time, but I'm the one with the genius intellect here!
>>7417670
And going to the sewers was a bad idea it seems....
>>7417626
Your pressure is impressive but it will not last!
>>7417670
>>7417668
Let us tune that tongue of yours and together we will speak with purest confidence!
>>7417670
>>7417670
If I had the ability to both refuse to digest and regurgitate food, I would be blowing many chunks right about now!
>>7417712
I don't feeeeel like it!
>>7417670
...Why do I feel like I'm about to lectured by Chris Hansen again?
>>7417682
B-But what do I do with this candy bar then!?
>>7417712
Now let's see... What rounds does Lance use?
>>7417670
>>7417692
N-No thanks old man! I... gotta run!
>With that, she runs quickly away from him.
>>7417712
Hopefully some results! I still haven't found a thing in these darn sewers!
>>7417712
>>7417727
Uhhh...eat it?
>>7417754
BOOM! Ahahahah!
>>7417687
I am still the strongest of all the robots you have scrapped together.
They are no match for me, and that means you are no match for me, either.
>>7417754
No homo, right?
>>7417770
Oh yeah...
>shoves it down with gusto
>>7417754
Well? Tell me what you two thought of my cooking. I will admit that I am not exactly a certified chef.
>>7417684
Well aren't you just the cutest-
>clears her throat
I mean, why are you biting me? Kindly release me at once...
>requesting source
>>7417668
The name is Nagato, not "old lady." Atleast attempt to show some respect for an elder.
>>7417754
>>7417733
You don't think she thought..
SHE thought I meant THAT?!
>>7417712
A great spar! I will glady consider this a draw.
>>7417754
I shall end your suffering with a single kick!
>>7417791
I'll wait til it falls asleep... Then I'll chop it to pieces!
>>7417754
You know, I think I would have preferred dying to Omega, at least there would have been some sort of poetic irony in that.
This was just disappointing.
>>7417775
And I thought Mecha had an ego. I already have a lot of people pointing guns at my head, including Shadow, so I really don't need another!
Why don't you run along back to G.U.N. and do some target practice or something?
>>7417791
>>7417786
>un-noms finger
>is sad externally
>>7417809
You forgot to refuel the vehicle you fool...
>>7417783
Wow! You devoured that candy bar in 1.7 seconds flat! Amazing!
>>7417791
Can't I just HIT people with it? That'd leave a mark.
>>7417809
I would have done nothing productive and most likely would have just taken up space!
>>7417809
Go, I. I will not be able to continue
>>7417809
I was just going to just sit back and enjoy this in silence, but that Finn always pops up around this time doesn't he?
>>7417826
...Do you wish to continue?
>extends her index finger
>>7417786
Yeah, yeah Nagi. I'll try to remember that...
>She gives the old lady a gentle wave, as she turns around and walk away.
("Now to look up whatever this word means, and get that 100% on the test... man I am smart.")
>>7417852
>>7417871
You're quite the pervert aren't you? I guess you do have some kinship with sailors.
>>7417809
>After ramming his blade into the ground, a pillar of flame swallows up the two passengers
>>7417841
Please, that's not as fast as I can go.
>>7417852
F-Fuck...
>>7417881
Size really doesn't matter here does it?
>>7417881
I feel right at home! Thank you, mindless destruction!
>>7417883
Can you SHOW me how fast you can go?
>>7417895
>>7417924
Moving through the no death days really speeds things up.
>>7417805
My mission statement is to help Shadow within the Arena.
I am not giving up on the mission.
>>7417913
Sure! Here goes!
>Matt pulls out another candy bar and shoves it down his throat even faster. This time, reality kicks in.
>Matt begins hacking and coughing, and his face starts to lose color.
>>7417924
>>7417939
You know, that was quite rude! All I did was shoot you in the head and leave you to die!
>>7417950
You can change the color of your own face? Wow! How do I do that?!
>>7417878
Kids these days...Let me know if you require anything else.
>>7417881
Pervert?! I am most certainly not! The little thing was just teething.
>>7417939
We have our winner!
>>7417986
>>7417981
And you seemed to be enjoying it.
>>7417871
>noms again, purring internally AND externally
>>7417995
Give me 36 more since this was such a quick game.
>>7417995
Congratulations, minion! You did not die the longest!
>>7418010
Claptrap
>>7418010
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7418010
Yandere-chan
>>7417942
Well, considering just how well you did in this game, which was horribly, you're going to need help yourself!
>>7417986
>>7417995
>>7418010
Congratulations to the snake creature for winning this game! And thank you for hosting host!
Now if all of you would excuse me, I must be going now! I have a lot of business to take care of!
>>7418010
Re-L
>>7417980
>He starts pounding on his own chest, his face getting paler and paler
>>7418010
Choking to death Matt
>>7417995
Just look at it, no one in their right mind would turn away from such a thing. Congratulations to the snake and thank you for hosting this round.
>>7418010
Nagato
>>7418010
Gabriel
>>7418010
Bakuryu
>>7418010
Paru
>>7418010
James Storm
>>7417995
Congratulations
>>7418010
Tiny snek
>thanks for everything Emi
>>7418059
Huh? Uh...okay.
>Claptrap starts pounding his own chest.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay, is it working?!
>>7418010
Akatsuki
>>7418010
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7418010
The Rock
>>7418044
Stab me.
>>7418010
Vore
>>7418010
Len
>>7418087
>He loses consciousness and falls backward, now his face appears to be turning blue.
>>7418010
Ban Mido
>>7418010
Arthur Pendragon
>>7418010
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>7418010
Ingo and Talon
>>7417998
I believe all of this is unhealthy for my circulatory system but I care not.
>>7418010
Tenten
>>7418010
Fai Fluorite
>>7418010
More Blue Elephants
>>7418010
Chica
>>7418104
What for?
>>7418010
Merlina
>>7418010
Ranma
>>7418010
Henri
>>7418158
I don't knyow what that means...
>>7418010
Yurio
>>7418172
Why do you need a reason?
>>7418123
Wow! You're blue now! I wonder what other colors you can be!
>Claptrap repeatedly punches Matt in the chest
>>7418010
Prince Armin
>>7418010
Levi Ackermanlet
>>7418206
>that feel when wanted to pick up a nyanko ava but now see this
Oh...
4 slots left.
>>7418206
Too much cuteness is unhealthy, even for me.
>>7418259
All the slots should be filled by now though...If not, Syaoran.
>>7418259
Ringabel
>>7418051
Considering the trajectory that large motorized vehicle carrying soft-served treats came from, I calculate that it was not my fault.
>>7418259
BB Hood
>>7418259
Yotsuba
>>7417329
betting on ice cream van
>>7418273
I don't think I missed anyone but we'll see.
>>7418278
Are you the same Yotsuba?
>>7417670
fuck
>>7418259
Maa
>>7418267
Did I do something bad? I just wanted to play! Ro could help you, she's really smart.
>>7418251
>noms finger apologetically
>>7418293
From before? Yes. I just don't have my folder available right now. Why?
>>7418229
>Claptrap's repeated pounding causes Matt to cough up what he was trying to inhale. The bar lands on the ground, and Matt practically jumps up; heaving heavily.
I already notice Matt's image. 3-4 minutes to find other mistakes
>>7418259
Crendor
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7418315
You're killing me man
>>7418325
...whew, looks... Good, mate!
>>7418332
hi elia
>>7418319
I-I missed you
>>7418337
I'm not a man, I'm a kitten...
>>7418325
>>7418332
Relinquish my position
>>7418354
You have terrible timing. Alright, I'll take care of that and then we'll start.
>>7418372
Yay!
>>7418321
Awww, you went back to normal! Were those the only colors you can turn?
>>7418325
Ready to be the hero!
>>7418347
O-oh. I thought no one liked my Yotsuba since I had to annoy people just to get a conversation. I'll try to use her over the weekend when I'll be able to use the computer.
>>7418354
Senpai?! I didn't know you were here!
Thank you!
I will not let you down!
>>7418325
Ready to begin the slaughter now.
Alright it begins.
>>7418214
Because otherwise it would only be a waste of time.
But I don't have anything better to do right now, so I guess I'll humor you.
>stabby stab
>drags anon's corpse to the nearest incinerator
You're welcome.
>>7418398
I don't miss home. I miss my senpai.
>>7418372
My apologies. I have urgent business to attend to...
>>7418315
Besides being the most adorable thing in existence.
>>7418389
>I had to annoy people just to get a conversation
But that's exactly how children are
>>7418398
GODDAMMIT YURIO YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
SYAORAN STOP
>Fai finds rapeseed
He finds what now?
>>7418385
Y-Yeah... Thanks for saving my life there, lad! Don't know what I'd do without you!
>Gives a thumbs up
>>7418398
I-I was killed by a trap...
>>7418325
I'm so lucky today! Thank you miss!
>>7418398
(The bitch gave me a faulty radio! That won't happen again.)
Oh thank you again miss! This 'll be needed soon!
>>7418389
>Don't worry about it. I for one liked it when you annoyed me. But that's just me.
>>7418398
>>7418426
...I saved your life?
I mean, yeah, of course I saved your life! I could have never lived with myself if you had died!
>>7418439
These ol' circuits ain't what they used to be! I can hear them creak and crack when I move!
>>7418414
BE MY FRIENYAD AND PLAY WITH ME
>>7418439
BLESS YOU GYRO
FUCKING ARMIN YOU RETARD REEEEEEE YOU'RE THE FUCKING COLOSSAL TITAN HOW DID YOU DIE FROM SOME FINNISH FUCK
Levi's gone soft in his old age.
>>7418439
There we go. Good as new! It'll take more than that if you want me dead!
>>7418439
>>7418439
I must watch this game.
Good luck to all of you and don't give up!
>>7418468
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
>>7418468
Fai I swear to god don't you dare die on me.
Syaoran...Ah, must be the clone Syaoran. Also that is absolutely a fake Levi, the real Levi would never laugh.
>>7418393
I'll be watching from the sidelines, do your best and do not disappoint me.
>>7418457
>picks up the little ket and carries her away
Of course but first i must show you to everyone.
>>7418471
God, old men are so ho--
Wait a second...
>>7418444
Y-Yeah... Guess even people like me have their limits, eh? Thanks again, little jukebox!
>>7418468
>The tears stop in a while, wiping them away with a huff she lays down on the ground.
What's the point? No one's even watching.
>>7418468
I hope you don't mind me salvaging you for research.
>>7418480
Nyaaaahaha!
>Flails around as she is picked up
Exciting!
>>7418468
>>7418434
>>7418416
>fine fine. I just felt guilty because I felt as if I blotched her, she's not exactly the kind to go on long speeches or do anything complicated with. She's simple and energetic which is why I liked her. I suppose I can use her more over the weekend
>>7418439
Damn birds getting in the way between me and my senpai...
>>7418482
I suggest you train your mind to not be so distracted by such perversion.
>>7418506
Phew. Nobody died.
>>7418413
Wow yandere-chan, you stab like a girl and my jewish grandpa burns bodies better then you.
>>7418506
>Click click, click click.
Damn! That was actually getting kinda fun! Same time tomorrow?
>>7418508
>Kissus the hotwheelschan grill
>>7418524
For a second it looked like there was a girl inside you. Never mind.
>>7418540
>>7418508
No way. You even got me to pick up the manga.
>>7418500
Very exciting indeed, you'll be the talk of the town for sure.
>carries the adorable creature back to her base
>>7418506
>>7418545
>>7418552
>a-anon...I...thanks guys
>>7418560
>>7418560
>Syaoran and Fai drive by shoot BB Hood
AHAHAHAHAHA BTFO BY BIG KITTY AND LITTLE PUPPY
>>7418468
Sleep is for humans and robots who actually have free will!
>>7418483
You are completely welcome! Do you want to request a snazzy tune?
>>7418560
NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! OH, NO! GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>7418557
Are you taking me home? Are you my nyew mama!?
I summon ____
>>7418560
>>7418560
Ya think I wasn't prepared? Eat lead, pri-
>She tries shooting it, realizing she still hasn't loaded it.
Shit.
>>7418548
Yeah yeah, I like to see how well you do with one leg.
>>7418586
That'd be top. I'll just kick back and sip on a cold one.
>>7418607
Oopsies~
>>7418605
A beer.
>a bottle of beer appears in Matt's hand
Nice.
>>7418607
>>7418612
I'm not the one dead, so it doesn't matter.
I must admit HG, I am quite cross at the moment.
>>7418647
w-what did i do
>>7418616
Alright!
>Claptrap proceeds to say "wub" over and over again.
>>7418639
I don't even know what that is! Can it just be a picture of me?
>>7418639
Fai Status: Aesthetic
Levi Status: >tfw you're related to mikasa
Syaoran Status: Ambience
>>7418647
Yeah? What's up, mate?
>>7418607
>>7418539
Shut up, dead people don't talk.
>>7418639
>>7418647
Oh dear. What seems to have provoked your ire on such a dashing evening my fair chap?
>>7418670
Not with that attitude.
>>7418677
>Fai tells jokes with the guy whose leg he blew off
ZERO FUCKING CHILL
>>7418480
Yeah yeah, thanks.
>Kissu
>>7418639
>sleeps with clothes on to not get any rape on him
>>7418670
Maybe I would actually be dead if you weren't an such an amateur when it comes to murdering people. I mean, what kind of person just stabs once with some dull old kitchen knife and expects to kill someone. And the incinerator? Wasn't even turned on.
I want a refund.
>>7418677
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>7418731
>SNUGGLES WITH THE GUY WHOSE LEG HE BLEW UP
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
>>7418677
This is...
>Bzzztt!
Only a... Small wound...
... Mission failure. Powering down.
>>7418739
>slowly wakes up
Mm? What you need, little nigga?
>>7418739
IS THAT A MOTHERUFKCI NJOJO REENENCE HAHAHAHAHA?
>>7418731
Someone make a new thread for me since I'm a lazy little shit.
>>7418731
Go fish!
...Huh? Whaddya MEAN "we're playing poker"?!
>>7418762
For being a madman, you are most certainly NOT mad!
>>7418697
...I don't have an attitude.
>>7418723
It's a little late for that, don't you think? You'll bleed out eventually.
>>7418762
Damn, those elephants might be cute, but they are vicious and effective killers.
>>7418778
Just tell a funny and I am sure you can get the dead to talk.
>>7418762
>mindrapes Fai
Joke's on you, he's already fucked in the head as is. Satou will save him.
>>7418792
NO BRAKES! NO BRAKES! GAAAAHHHHHHH-!
>>7418794
A funny...joke?
Dully noted, I guess...although I don't see the point in doing something like that. All the dead people I know are better off that way. Silent and unable to be a nuisance for me.