Hunger games thread. I dont know how to add costum characters so just doing it with default tributes.
>>7413549
All my fucking money on Thresh. that fucker is a giant.
>>7413549
Rooting for the District 3 Female. She looks retarded af, I bet she will win.
>>7413549
I'll take Glimmer then
>>7413549
>It begins.
>>7413566
Ohh, it must be fun if you like it.
What happens to the food that you eat? And are you staying for more questions?
>>7413644
kek
>>7413549
True HGrs will go with district 10 male
>>7413647
I'm a highly advanced Robot. The food I eat gets processed and turned into energy on which I run.
Of course I can also just plug myself in, but it's not that enjoable
>>7413644
Continuing because screen too big.
>>7413678
>>7413670
Oh, I was about to ask that!
Then how about this...
>he places both hands on her cheeks and gets right in front of her
make "Aaaaaaaaa..."
>>7413706
>movies
books are better
>baka desu senpai
>>7413716
Both of them are shitty desu
>>7413706
Someone doesn't know how the threads work. Only the most retarded win.
>>7413706
Ehehe, I'm exposed!
>>7413709
>She seems irritated but does like she's told to
A-aaaaaaaaa?
>>7413698
Day 1
Lets see which ass gets penetrated by death's cock today.
>>7413752
Day 1 continued
>>7413747
>tilts her head back a little to get a better view
S-sorry, but... wow, it looks like from a real person.
Is that just water? Or real saliva? Amazing.
>>7413772
o-oh my, you're embarassing me~
It's a solution close to saliva and not dangerous for humans.
So I can french kiss you~
>>7413752
Glimmer seems popular
>>7413761
Arena event already? What a treat.
>F to pay respects.
>>7413789
Death's cock seems to have cum in plenty of butts so far.
>>7413806
Death count so far. Wow this really is a lot, all in one day. New record.
>>7413788
You could?
Well, one question then... How much of a person are you?
For example, when you're getting dressed and your dog walks in, it doesn't really matter. But if another person walks in, it's suddenly really embarrasing!
What about you, since you're a robot, should I be embarrassed? I can't decide!
>>7413844
>F intensifies
>>7413789
>tfw District 3 Female is actually doing something.
>>7413848
In that case you can see me as another person. I can read your facial expressions as well as body heat and conclude your emotional status...
I'm basically an artificial human~
Also... I can feel like humans can.
>>7413806
Oh, nice, Glimmer killed someone already
>>7413858
Night 1
I cant now fit the results on screen. Saves time and effort. All thanks to death.
>>7413891
Feast
Glimmer is a pussy guys.
>>7413881
So I should treat you like a normal person, hmm?
In that case a french kiss would be a really intimate thing and I-I can't just... you know!
If you said you're more like a machine, I would have just dipped my finger on your tongue and- nevermind!
Y-yeah I can feel that!
>rubs her arm to show that he's feeling her
>>7413923
>>7413905
Welp.. District 3 woman dead. Might as well go fuck myself.
Oh and nice phone.
>>7413923
Day 2
Then there were 4
>>7413905
It's called being smart
>>7413925
If it makes you feel better, you can see me as a robot and not as a person
>she blushes from your rubing
o-oh my
>>7413948
God damnit Glimmer
>>7413948
Its that time again folks. Let the F ing comence.
autism
>>7413963
3 tribs left.
Death's cock shall fill 2 more butts and leave one lucky winner with both their life and their dignity intact.
>>7414002
District 10 female will win, my side effect tells me so.
>>7413955
Too late, you're more like a person anyway.
And I saw that! You can even blush!
...just from touching your arm?
>he holds her free hand to see what will happen
>>7414002
So far nothing much hapoens here.
>>7414023
Forgot pic. Damn it
>>7414027
One death.
>F
>>7414034
Well, two tributes left. Now for the million dollar question, Who will win? Make sure to give the person you want to win all of your energy m8s.
>>7414009
Well, it can be embarassing!
And you never seem to blush!
>>7414073
Cute. You just haven't seen because you mostly saw my back.
I want a robot like you in my home...
>>7414049
Going for D10 Female, she looks fucking depressed.
>>7414049
Wow, now that was anti clamatic.
>>7414049
Marvel is just like "Welp.. I guess they got me. Why the fuck did I come here anyway.. Fucking Hunger Games."
>>7414127
Congrats, District 10 female
>>7414049
D10 Female goooo!
>>7414100
And what would you like to do with a robot like me at home?
>>7414127
Told ya.
>>7414127
Now as always. F till you die.
>>7414142
Nice cock you've got there.
>>7414152
And our winner is.
District 10 Female, congratulations you lucky son of a bitch.
>>7414141
Well as I mentioned, my parents are often on business trips, so... have company and cuddles? We'd have privacy too. It would be fun!
>>7414166
Now for the placements.
>tfw awawa cuddles with robots and not you
>>7414153
Thanks.
>>7414166
Huh, been a long while since I just watched without participating at all. I should do this more often.
>>7414166
Literally who?
I-I mean congrats and thanks for hosting
>>7414199
>Born too early for cybernetic enhancement
>>7414199
Because Robot is good at cuddles and you are not.
>>7414194
Thanks for the host.
>>7414199
>wanting to cuddle cancer
District 3 Male is the most alpha of the default roster.
>>7414194
Host here, done hosting for now. Anyone else up for taking the mantle of hosting?
>>7414220
Don't talk shit until you've had a shrunken awa in your pocket, bitch.
>>7414171
A lovely idea~
And if you want more than that just tell me and I'll be sure to let you have a good time~
>>7414199
I'll cuddle you, Anon.
>>7414199
robot game too strong
>>7414248
T-too embarrassing to ask!
Wait - so you're coming?
Host right now and I will give milky wilky
>>7414243
Oh shit I remember that rp. Well yeah, I am not the one to talk. Sorry anon.
>>7414243
he still.won't cuddle me though...
>>7414224
Anyone? I know theres someone out there who wants to host.
>>7414288
And? I haven't had a shrunken awa in my pocket, he wins. I am too fucking shy to do anything with awa.
>>7414268
Ok
>Huggu
le château bourgeois hon hon
le Eiffel Tower
>>7414270
Of course I'll come honey~
And if you're too shy... oh, I can read your body temperature and the mood so I know when you want it llove~
>>7414310
>
>foomy no what are yo doing
>>7414310
tfw hedgehog dilemma
>>7414307
Ok really, no one else wants to host right now? Well thats kind of odd.
>>7414243
Mei?
>>7414329
Yay! You can eat from my fridge then, for as long as you want to stay.
What are you reading right now?
My country is on fire.
Aikawa pls host
>>7414374
What is your country?
>>7414372
Darling, you won't get me to leave so fast~
Reading? A Visual Novel. It's called "VA-11 Hall-A" or Vallhalla for short.
Besides that... some other books~
What about you?
>>7414399
I-I meant about what I was thinking about. You said you could read it.
I don't usually read books, maybe some manga. Most of the time I have to read school books, they're pretty boring.
>>7414308
who
>>7414376
It's work...
>character has two names so you say fuck it and use both of them
>>7414478
Oh~ you meant that. Curiosity, excitement and a bit of arousal is what I can currently read.
Yeah, school stuff is boring to read but mandatory. You might need it some time later in life.
>>7414505
I switch avas a lot and don't reveal my true ava. Nobody.
>tfw thinking about starting fresh with new avas
>tfw people will spot you out
>>7414512
Wow, you're good! You got pretty close.
I just wanna pass the classes, that's enough for me.
How about you give me the massager for a bit?
>>7414531
do you speak in oneliners?
it should be easy
>>7414531
They wont if you know how to do it right.
>>7414527
Oh, well... if you're not going to try, your chance is 0%, you know?
>>7414544
Well, what did I miss then?
>Hands you the vibrator
Here you go honey~
>>7414554
I know that pretty well from observing.
>tfw want to cuddle trappy
>>7414571
That's secret!
>holds it against her spine
How's that?
>>7414595
>inb4 you just kick me all the time
>>7414605
I would never kick a qt
>>7414605
Hello darkness my old friend
>>7414605
T-this feels really good~
And boo... secrets are no fun... I can't learn when you don't tell me how you feel
>>7414605
Aren't you tired by now? What time is it for you? You have been on for a long time.
TIRED OF FEELING LOST
>>7414650
TIRED OF LETTING GO
TEAR THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN
>>7414614
Then I don't know who you are...
>>7414623
I've come to talk with you again
>>7414644
I'm going to stay up until like 4am today.
>>7414636
F-fine, I'll tell you...
>whispers "kissu" in her ear
>immediately holds the massager on the side of her neck
Ticklish?
>>7414689
Because a vision softly creeping
>>7414689
>holds the message
>mfw thought of a vibrator
>>7414689
Why is that? Sleep is good for you. I just worry for people a lot. Sorry. But try and go to bed at least at 3 am or something.
>>7414706
Massager*
All Italians are cancer
>>7414706
Its a Hitachi actually.
>>7414706
Massager is the SFW term for a vibrator
>>7414723
The hell you say about Italien Master race. You fucking stupid nigger.
>>7414689
>She blushes even more and starts laughing when the vibrator reaches her neck
Ahahaha s-stop Stooooop!
>staying up until 4am
Oh my, you like me that much?
>>7414706
Hitachi magic wands are actually massage devices that are misused by many people. IT's only lewd when you make it lewd. She's a lewd, so she calls it vibrator.
>>7414707
It's okay, I don't have to get up tomorrow until like 2pm, so I'll still get enough sleep.
>>7414738
Meant Italian.
kys cancur fags
>>7414723
The Italian Master race is best race.
>>7414747
Oh good. I don't want anyone having a headache the next morning.
>>7414763
Praise the Italian Master race.
>>7414746
Aww, but it's fun!
>moves it to the other side
Ehehe.
Y-yeah, maybe I do... I wonder what we should do, so late at night...
>>7414779
Suuure. No, I wouldn't do that, I will always try to get enough sleep when I can.
>>7414747
So you saw riiiight through me~
>>7414807
ahahahaha, n-no s-seriously I-I caaaaan't breeeaaaathe!
>grasps you by your ankle and puts it away from her neck and takes a breath
I-I'm glad you do ahaha... o-oh I don't know, you said you wanted to cuddle late at night~
So I would cuddle you the whooooole night~
Daily reminder that Josh is the cancer killing these threads
Fuck that guy
I am glad to know awa takes his time to sleep.
>>7414845
>t. Bob
>>7414845
who?
>???
>>7414826
>he looks on as she takes his ankle and leg and holds it far away
E-eh? Robot bug? Or is that part of your plan?
>takes the massager off to let her talk
And yes, that sounds great!
>>7414874
Don't compare me to that faggot
>>7414850
>want to pick up a 91 days ava
>realize i'd have to interact with this retard
>>7414902
Most of the avas I wanted to do are either already taken or don't have enough unique images to justify using it.
>???
>>7414893
kys Mark.
>>7414902
What's wrong with me. You don't even know me and it's not like I will be using this ava forever. I will be using it for a few threads to come and that's it. I switch a lot.
>>7414891
Robot bug... actually... well I suppose I'm tired
>ankle
I... I meant the wrist
I suppose I'll leave for today or so since my capacity has reached its limit
>>7414955
It happens!
>he frees his leg and wraps them both around her back
Carry me, let's go!
>>7414978
Piggy back ride...? Just from the front...?
>>7414913
I will gut you
>>7415055
Yeah! I-I don't want to get up. Of course you have to hold me or I'd fall down.
Lurkers come out n play
>>7415070
... Oh well I suppose this is as good a chance as I get
>grins at you and puts her hands on his butt and quickly stands up
You brought this upon yourself~
>>7415100
>>7415100
>>7415100
Got a smoke?
>>7415100
Ey.
>>7415100
Busy shitposting.
>>7415100
>>7415105
The ride? Yay!
>points in a direction behind him
Just go over there, it's only a few minutes!
>holds tight around her
>>7415100
>>7415100
play vhat?
>>7415161
Of course honey!
>Starts marching to said direction while watching out that you won't fall down
I hope you don't mind when I leave the threads soon
>>7415100
Nah, I don't feel like it.
>>7415188
It's okay when you sleep, just don't leave over night!
Theeere's the front door.
>unlocks without getting off
And there's the bed.
Zzzz
>>7415222
>giggles and walks over to the bed, sitting down on it and then flopping down with you, embracing you
Then I'll stay here and go into standby mode, alright honey?
>>7415222
Go to bed.
Why are we so dead?
>>7415311
>>7415288
Alrighty, good night!
>waits until she turns off, then puts the blanket on her and gives a goodnight-kissu
>>7415294
I'm not so sleepy yet. But I'll join her later.
>>7414845
Is josh gay?
I can do stuff to him
>>7415100
Hey
>>7415338
Nobody wants to join in a thread without a game and the only interaction taking place being aikawa circlejerking with a girl.
>>7415448
>Am the only one having interactions
Why don't you follow my example?
Really fires your neutrons...
>>7415448
Well we aren't interacting BECAUSE of the circlejerk
>>7415470
That's my point.
I've officially given up. Fuck you
>>7415490
I just realized it's been that way for the entire day desu
>>7415470
>When you're at a party and two people are talking
>and everyone else is quiet and watching because there's already someone talking
Why don't you talk to each other?
Really emits your thoughts.
>aikawa butthurt
basedanon triggering the aspie
>>7415512
>and everyone else is quiet and watching because those two people smell like shit and are rubbing each other's cock
FTFY
>>7415512
it's not a party if it's just two people
Hello, anyome out their who wants to host a game? Please.
>>7415532
I would, but I'm too exhausted.
>>7415524
uhh Anon, the only one butthurt here is >>7415527 .
I'm only responding to have something to do.
>>7415528
If it's just two people, there's nobody else to talk to and no reason to complain.
>You notice that the door spontaneously combusts without any action from another person.
>Completely disregarding the feelings you the door, you note this as the perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation with someone else, and as such you decide to do something.
>want to ban Aikawa from my games
>remember he doesn't enter them anyway because I don't use a cute anime girl as a host ava
>>7415557
oh look, a random event.
that's unique, huh.
>???
>>7415557
>A few moments after noticing all this, you realize there is not a door.
>However, just as this thought crosses your mind the door remembers to attach an image.
HE
>>7415577
HAS
>>7415561
My favorite train of thought when someone says "Why don't we allow this".
>"What are you gonna do, ban me from your games?"
>>7415557
Good thing that's not the only door in this building.
>>7415577
Double dubs checked.
wow it's so dead nobody is talking I better shitpost the one two people keeping the threads alive right now so it dies for good!!!
>you
>>7415288
>breaks into the house and climbs into the bed
This will teach you for being cancer and killing the threads all day with your bullshit
>beats the asperger's out of you and destroys your body
>>7415580
WILL
>>7415598
"What do, there's nobody here except for that one person I dislike. Eh, he'll have to do, time to shitpost."
>>7415569
>>7415590
>Despite your attempts at conversation, the door remains a simple wooden construct and as such has no way of responding. It should also be noted that the fire is beginning to spread quite rapidly and may consume the entire thread if nothing is done to contain it soon.
>>7415598
>point out how bad the state of the thread is
>shitposting
Upset because I hurt you feelings, retard?
>>7415622
Implying you're the center of attention for shitposter
baka desu senpai
>>7415660
The power of water compels you fire.
>>7415662
>shitposting
>shitposting
Shitposting, shitposting?
>>7415654
>>7415662
>asks whether Anon is upset
>while needlessly insulting in the same sentence
"ARE YOU UPSET? YOU FUCKING RETARD, PISS, SHIT, FUCK, FUUUUUUUCK, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
funny
>>7415670
stop being tsundere
>>7415660
Fuck your doors nigga.
>>7415654
>>7415660
>calls the firefighters
>>7415660
It'll burn the whole thread if we leave it alone, eh?
well, I'm off to get some tea.
>???
>>7415704
>being analblasted on mean words
You must be 18 or older to post here.
The amount of butthurt is quite magnificient.
You people do realize that we were simply waiting for another HG host and keeping the thread alive by bumping it that way?
>>7415730
WHOA DUDE
THIS RP JUST FUCKING BLEW ME AWAY
TRYHARDS BTFO
>>7415730
Hello? There is a fire in thread 7413549. I repeat, thread 7413549. Pleae come quickly.
>>7415755
Go to sleep, don't get involved, I'm perfectly fine!
>>7415660
>Quickly, Asuka springs into action. Taking out a pot from her right sleeve, she takes off the lid and it sucks up the fire. Closing the pot, she puts the it back into her sleeve.
>>7415758
Are you feeling alright anon?
>>7415779
kek
>>7415758
>RPs
>>7415660
>Unzips pants
>Whips out dick
>Pisses on fire to put it out.
>>7415776
>>7415793
N-nice teamwork, guess we don't need the firefighters after all.
>>7415693
>The water hits the fire with a loud simmering noise before completely disappearing. The fire has become too powerful for such a pitiful amount of fluid.
>Almost as if retaliating at the attempts of extinguishing it, the fire proceeds to engulf a large area quickly in a maelstrom of flame.
>>7415714
>As the door is destroyed, it explodes and a large pillar of flame erupts from the other side, shooting up into the sky and announcing the new age of firey destruction.
>>7415730
>The fire waits for the additional sacrifices to arrive from the fire department.
>>7415776
>Blinded by the smog caused by the blazing flames, your pot misses and simple sucks up >>7415714's clothes instead
>>7415793
>You succeed in extinguishing a small portion of the inferno, however just as the fire is almost put out you run out of ammo. The fire senses this weakness and uses the opening to engulf your penis, destroying it completely along with your hopes of defeating such a terrible opponet
First 24.
First 36
First 9999
>>7415822
>>7415836
T-that didn't work, I assume...
>>7415822
I guess there's only one thing left to do - run.
>leaves the burning thread
>>7415862
(You)
>>7415862
Reeeee
(Gives energy)
>>7415822
>Being unaware of sucking up the man's clothes, Asuka takes out a small wand from her pocket. Swinging it, the wand let's out a gust of icy wind towards the fire.
("Immune to being sucked up... damn.")
>>7415862
>She extends her hand to the man.
Take it!
24 more.
>>7415899
Shimada Kai
>>7415916
>intercepts with gaping asshole
>>7415822
>Teleports behind you.
>>7415936
IT'S TOO MUCH ANON PULL BACK
I'm going to do another little test, Give me 24 tributes.
>>7415936
>Fire is already extinguished
>Sends pulse of cum towards butthole
>Cum sends butt hole to the shadow realm.
>>7415968
I'm still waiting on 23 more.
>>7415968
Sanji
>>7415968
Sergeant Feels
>>7415968
Knuckles
>>7415968
Kuga the Swimming one
>>7415968
Chum Lee
>>7415968
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7415968
Reigen Arataka
>>7415968
James Storm
>>7415968
Rinoa
>>7415899
>>7415968
Asuka the Wanderer
>>7415968
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7415968
Zero
>>7415968
Eggman-kun
>>7415861
>The fire continues to destroy the surrounding area, unaware of your feeble attempt to escape your unavoidable firey grave
>>7415862
>The fire would cock an eyebrow at you if it had one. Instead it remains as it is, a fire threatening life as we know it.
>>7415882
>As the magical cool air comes in contact with the warm air caused by the fire, a vortex of fast moving winds is created and a tornado brews up directly adjacent to the blazing infero
>>7415916
>the fire fucking dies, sputtering out a cloud of smoke as it meets it's sad end
>The newly formed tornado, however, sucks up the roving waves of piss and becomes a unstoppable piss hurricane
>>7415968
PISSNADO
>>7415968
Ken Kaneki
>>7415968
Morgan Freeman
>>7415979
>anon asks for tributes
Yeah no, we've had too many of those.
>>7415968
Askeladd
>>7415968
Nagato
>>7415968
Araragi
>>7415968
Re-L
>>7415968
Henry Elsner
>>7415968
Medea
>>7415968
Gbariel
>>7415968
Outlaw
>>7415607
>Ditto trying to save his reputation
>>7415968
Hans
>>7415968
Tiny snek
>>7416052
gbood luck
>>7416027
>Drinks piss tornado
>LF
>>7416052
Bkaa
>>7416064
>I hate my pc
>>7415968
Enrique Peña Nieto
>>7416073
LF aren't you already full from KK's massive shit log going down your throat?
>>7415607
>breaks into the house and climbs into the bed
This will teach you for being cancer and killing the threads all day with your bullshit
>beats the asperger's out of you and destroys your body
>>7415968
Jupiter
>>7416027
Oh, well I know how to stop this.
>Summons nearby rocks
>Craps on ground
>Combines rocks and feces
>Fuses them with energy.
>Force 1000s of them at the Pissnado.
>>7416027
...Shoot.
("I ain't dying today!")
>The Wanderer runs away quickly. As she does, she puts the wand into her pocket.
>>7416093
Always rooms for more! I-I-Itadakimaaass~~~~~
>LF
When will the autism leave?
>>7416119
What autism?
>>7416100
>Shit-rocks become medioum sized boulders
>They go inside of the pissnado
>Something happened probably, inside the Pissnado.
>>7416094
wait im in your side
i already have this cancer cell in remission focus on aikawa
>>7416132
>r-rattles
>>7416138
>pukes piss into your diaper-cladden dick
Raven
>>7416145
>Pissnado also sucks up some water and fire on the way
>And lots of air.
>Gets sucked in
Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet
>>7416151
I meant >fucks
Is desuarchive dead for anyone else?
>>7416138
>Eh, when I go to bed.
>>7416100
>The rocks that were expertly pelted at the hurricane break up the clouds towering above it and the sheer mass of the combined bits of lumpy shit disrupt the airflow that's sustaining the life of the Pissnado. The raging winds and torrents of rain gradually slow down and stop.
>All that remains of the disaster afterward is a flood of piss, the massive shitrocks that continue raining from the sky, and the solitary door that started it all
>>7416163
>licks teh balls and teh feets
:3
Well then, this is your roster for the night.
I had to enter manually because the tools aren't working properly (again)
>>7416211
make it 36 pls
>>7416132
Now that's just rude.
>>7416211
Looks good.
Well then, let's go!
>>7416211
>42 posters
>not at least doing a 36
mcfuckingkill yourself
>>7416211
>swap out for next, please
>>7416044
>>7416138
>it was a fucking error.
>just kys
>>7416211
Hello everyone. Its me, Morgan Freeman. Today, I will not onyl fight for survival, but also narrate the events.
>>7416211
I accept this challenge.
>>7415899
Angelo.
Goodnight HG.
>>7416247
Calm down ditto
>>7416247
You're an error.
>>7416251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VQHE5T0-E
>>7416260
Oh nevermind a game has started.
Anyway goodnight.
>>7416280
Good fucking job.
>>7416280
Good bed
>>7416211
Alright, My battle armor has been polished, my gears been counted. Lets go.
>>7416163
>shadshit
>When you realise you don't know a SINGLE person that PAYS for anime
How are they still in business
>>7416302
Because japs pay for it
>>7416219
Just because you said please, I'll bump it into 36.
Give me 7 tributes more.
>>7416040
Do your best
>>7416311
Tokitsukaze
>>7416302
merchandising
>>7416311
Vore
>>7416311
Arthur Pendragon
>>7416311
thx
>>7416302
>only weebs watch anime
>>7416311
Len
>>7416302
making artificial vaginas of the best selling anime girls and selling them on J-List
>>7416211
Dubs man
>>7416311
Misuzu
>>7416302
Jap pays ridiculous amounts for each volume of anime which only contains 2 episodes.
>>7416311
not late grimes
>>7416311
Santakatsuki
>When you realise you don't know a SINGLE person that PAYS for cartoons
How are they still in business
>>7416380
cartoons aren't sold on blu-ray's
>>7416380
merchandising
Alright with 36 tributes, this one is your roster for the night, Now let's get started.
>>7416380
This is just a silly test, but for now things are going into a decent beginning.
>>7416393
>>7416239
>>7416416
Didn't think anyone would swap me in anyway.
Back to reading alone.
>>7416425
oh wheel. thanks fella.
>>7416416
Alright so, what do we need? I can try getting some more people to join us.
>>7416393
>So there they sat
>36 different people, what did they have in common
>They were all part of a event where people fought to the death
>From the aniac obseesed with numbers, to the soldier who fought a online war
>They were to all be pitted against one another.
>Chances for survival for them, pretty damn low.
>>7416416
This is suspicious... I need to find out what's inside the vial.
>>7416418
>>7416425
>I'm sorry for this, but I'll owe you one for the next test.
Day one, Distrust is one of the many causes why people starts useless conflicts
>>7416416
Hmm bets, Okay. But do be warned, Im quite the master at then, since I know everything.
>>7416393
Shimakaze ready to set sail!
>>7416416
I'm gonna win this time! Just you watch!
>>7416471
I'm only laughing not to look like I don't know what the joke is. When I really don't know what the joke is.
>>7416313
I will do my absolute best. As one of the Big Seven I will annihilate all who stand between me and...
>>7416416
Nevermind. It appears I was unable to handle the anticipation.
>>7416471
Now my clothes are all messed up..
>>7416486
I see no bulge
>>7416499
You'll do better next time.
>>7416471
Wait what, no no NOOOO OH GOD NOOOOOO.
Night 1, A Pissnado tried to kill itself, but it failed on the process… Life is unfair, don't you think?
>>7416493
OwO fuck off
>>7416525
Wait, suicide booth?
Oh... I thought this was a telephone booth, my bad. I'll just go look somewhere else then.
Day 2; Not problems at all, just people trying to get a number!
>>7416536
I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!
>>7416525
There you go. Now just need a parrot and a peg for a leg and you'll be good. Which leg dont you need?
>>7416512
Maybe. Perhaps I refuel or rest, it hasbeen quite some time since I have done either.
>>7416525
It feels kinda good. Maybe I should get another.
>>7416566
Laying around all day sounds nice and comfy..
Night 2, reminder this is just a silly test.
Oh, and people are fighting their inner demons.
>>7416576
Please do so.
>>7416566
STUPID CAN! OPEN ALREADY!
Screw this, I'm looking for something else to eat...
>>7416566
>As Arthur watched in jelousy as her fellow tribute hung themselves. Lurking beyond her view, was Me, Morgan Freeman.
>I just got tired of this, and had a stunt double dress up as me and hang themself
>Now, I can watch and narrate.
>>7416595
Doesn't look that important....
I guess I'll just keep in on me, just in case someone dropped it.
>>7416525
>>7416566
W-wait wait wait, wha?!
But, but, I did it on purpose to keep myself from running into it!
I died from that?!
>>7416566
>>7416525
D-Don't make fun of me... The voices are telling me I should do it, but I don't want to, so come on, just give me the number...
>>7416595
You will have to ask some other guy to do that for you, look around there should be enough of the around, someone will go with it.
>>7416566
This game.
Just from watching it unfold, I hope I never play to it's tune.
>>7416596
Very well. I believe it's about time I earned a little R&R. Noodles sound especially satisfying right now.
>>7416595
>Knocks herself out with a punch and wakes up an hour later.
..Ow, did hit a rock on the way down?..I feel stupid.
>>7416625
>Although Knuckles isnt smart, he knew he should keep the book he was reading
>How come he did this
>Because
>Im Morgan Goddamn Freeman, and when I say he keeps the book, hee keeps it.
>>7416645
Please enjoy.
Day 3
People are acting rude, but on the inside some of them are afraid from many things.
>>7416659
Who said that!?
Who's there!?
>>7416595
Yeah you want a piece of me tough guy?
>Hits self
Yeah your tough cmon and hit harder
>Hits self
>Continues doing it
>5 mins later, collapeses on ground and cries
My god what is going on?
>>7416673
Fine then! If you're gonna be such a baby about it I'll just go find someone else to do it!
Night 3
At least It seemed a peaceful night.
>>7416687
>Poor poor Dubs, ot seems as though hes finally lost it
>After countless games, fighting along side earth's bravest and heroic warriors, he had lost it.
>Like he did all those rounds ago, when his best friend was killed by the black death.
>>7416673
I-I know you think you're the best thing to ever happen around here... B-But that doesn't give you or anyone the right to say that to other people...
>>7416673
I bet if I had one, I'd love him a lot, just like Amtasukaze and Yukikaze.
>>7416667
I don't think I'll find it too difficult to relax for a short while but you have my thanks Faceless. I'll be sure to enjoy myself, now if you'll excuse me I'll be on my way...
>>7416638
>grabs Araragi by the collar of his shirt and drags him off
Come Araragi, you will show me how to fix noodles and I won't take no for an answer.
>>7416727
Do... What?
Sorry, but you're going to have to be a little bit more specific than that, strange voice.
>>7416727
Well good bye cruel world
>Jumps
>Rope snaps
>Hits knee
OW FUCK
>>7416752
Farewell.
>>7416727
Aren't you going a little bit too far? You could just wear an eyepatch and tell everyone you lost an eye, you don't need to go through this...
Day 4
The beginning of a new day, or maybe the end for certain persons, at least they are finally free.
>>7416789
I've become a pervert!
>>7416752
H-Huh?! Just add boiling water to the cup, it's not so difficult and you don't need my help with that!
>>7416789
Couldn't you think of a more painful way to do this?...
>>7416789
I'm not crazy! YOU'RE CRAZY! I'M A PERFECTLY RATIONAL ECHINDA!
Ain't that right, voice that only I can hear?
>>7416811
Where do all these voices keep coming from? They're freaking me out man!
Night 4.
…snek is kill.
>>7416789
>Vore, like every other tribute right now, is feeling depression
>So she feels mire tired than usual
>Unfortunately, her body dosent allow her to get her well deserved rest.
>>7416827
>>7416831
>Im just narrating everything happening. Nothing too much.
>>7416841
Well, at least the voice went away.
FEAST TIME.
Reminder: Go to the feast and enjoy how the number slowly decreases.
>>7416841
>Sleeps eternal
>>7416861
>Dies
>>7416871
Well stop it! It's really annoying!
>>7416880
and now something happened, My apologies.
>>7416880
Where is it?
>>7416841
Oh my god. (Throws up in corner) oh dear god........what is the source of this depression?