ITT: Pokemon are real.
What are your feelings on tentacles?
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>>7401808
feels bad man.
>>7401808
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>>7401819
>It missed!
>Eelektrik used Zap Cannon!
Take a shot every time one of these two miss.
>>7401861
good luck with your alcohol poisoning then, arceus on a fucking pogo stick neither of us can hit for shit.
>>7401861
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>>7401696
.-- .... .- - / .. ... / - .... . / ... .. --.. . / .-.. .. -- .. - ..--..
>>7401872
Bibidi babbidi boo I give good luck to you.
If you win you buy me wine.
If you lose my laugh will be divine.
>>7401887
Download a shotglass.
>>7401859
>Blaziken, Return!
>Go, Krookodile!
>>7401895
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Actually watch this.
>>7401917
Hush I'm summoning a dark god.
>>7401833
yeah!
>walking aimlessly through the woods...
so I would like to get to know you a bit more. do you like to battle?
>>7401928
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>>7401907
YOUR SISTER SAYS I AM TO GRANT YOU "ROLLS"
THUS IT IS DONE
>>7401946
CHATTUR'GHA
>>7401891
Unit One I r-really can't do this with you in my lap. Please get up.
>>7401952
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>>7401944
I'm not a fan of it, personally.
I'm level 32, so pretty much everything destroys me.
I prefer to spend my time with more creative ventures. Like, metal and rock sculpturing. It's one of my main hobbies.
>>7401895
...I may take you up on that if this works.
>>7401907
>Eelektrik used Zap Cannon because he wasn't expecting a Switch!
>Fuck
>>7401983
BE LUCKY I AM BOUND TO THE WORLD OF MAGICK DUCK
>>7401992
>Krookodile used Stone Edge!
>>7402000
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>>7401986
that's not a bad level!
I like to battle myself... i havent got my level checked in awhile but last time i did i was level 76.
so you like art and stuff huh? I love art! you pretty good at sculpturing?
>>7401978
>ODDLY DISAPPOINTED SOUNDING BEEPING
>COMMAND RECIEVED: REMOVE SELF FROM LAP
>>7402051
YOU INSULT THE BEING OF MATTER?
I WILL CRUSH YOUR UNIVERSE LIKE THE BONES OF A HUMAN
SIGH
THE GIRL WISHES FOR A TEA PARTY I MUST LEAVE
>>7402021
>Eelektrik, return!
>Go, Yanmega!
>>7402069
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>>7402092
>Krookodile used Stone Edge!
>>7402021
Haha the classic stone miss
>>7402061
>Colress sighs a bit.
You can sit in my lap just give me a moment.
>He goes and grabs a toolkit and then sits back in the chair.
Go ahead, Unit One.
>>7402116
>Yanmega fainted!
>Emrys sent out Blaziken!
>>7402130
Look above you pal
>>7402144
>Krookodile used Earthquake!
Now might be a bad time to ask, but what do I do if my trainer is being abused by another human?
She keeps manipulating him to get stuff for herself. Jewelry, fancy clothes, stuff like that. She hasn't gotten him a single thing in return, and she talks bad things about him to her friends when he isn't around. Stuff like, "such an idiot", "so gullible", and the like. Then when he shows up, she acts all nice and flirty towards him.
They shut off water and electricity to our house, because he has no money to pay the respective bills. It all goes to her. I've been forced to begin hunting again, to feed myself.
I keep trying to get him away, but he just keeps growing more distant. We were best friends a few weeks ago, nearly lovers, and then she showed up. Now he yells at me to get out of the room whenever he's with her, and just ignores me the rest of the time.
>>7402109
BE LUCKY THAT I AM NOT IN YOUR REALM COMPUTER DUCK
I WOULD HAVE MY BONETHIEVES RUIN YOUR WORLD
YES I WILL MAKE THE TEA
>>7402173
you could always kill her.
>>7402168
>Blaziken kicked it!
>Emrys sent out Lune (Umbreon)!
>>7402173
As far as I understand you're supposed to tell other humans or talk with the human in question.
>>7402189
Please don't do this you'll be put down.
>>7402174
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>>7402137
>EXCITED BEEPING
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: RETURN TO LAP
>>7402055
Yeah.
Just let me demonstrate...
>Goes to a nearby rock
>Starts to melt, and shape it
>It slowly becomes a detailed statue of a Vulpix
I tried.
How's that?
>>7402198
>Krookodile, return!
>Blaziken, go!
>>7402231
>He pets Unit One on the head and goes to work on the checkup.
Hmm, everything seems fine. Maybe I need to update your processors...
>>7402253
>Lune used Foul Play!
>>7402244
>stares at the perfect statue in awe
Whoa! Holy mew!
you are good at that! did you learn that from someone? I wish i had that much talent!
>>7402290
(0- Atk Umbreon Foul Play vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 107-126 (35.5 - 41.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO)
>>7402302
>Blaziken used High Jump Kick!
>If a 9 is rolled he damages himself for 50% hp!
>>7402354
Ice job, dude.
>>7402292
>Blushes
Thank you.
I was alone a lot back at home.
So, I took up this as a hobby, and taught myself it over several years.
It took a lot of trial and error. But I think I'm good at it now.
>>7402354
Holy hell, Emry's getting rekt
>>7402354
>Lune (Umbreon) Fainted!
>Emrys sent out Eelektrik!
>>7402263
>UNIT ONE: PROCESSOR OVERHEAT AT PAT
>VENTING: NECESSARY
>CHEST VENTS: OPEN
>>7402381
>Blaziken use High Jump Kick!
>Same rules apply!
>>7402368
snow way im thrilled to hear mang
>>7402374
>fidgets a little...
so you are wild now huh? Glad you stayed safe! or we would have never met!
>>7402212
I try to talk to other humans.
They just say I'm jealous that he chose her over me, and kick me out.
I'm posting from outside the house, because he won't let me inside when she is around.
>>7402394
Wait...
>Colress.exe is processing...
Is it affection?
>He closes Genesect's back up and scratches it under the chin.
>>7402378
Yeah, I can't hit for shit right now.
>>7402406
>Eelektrik was hit!
>Eelektrik used Zap Cannon!
>>7402419
KILL HER
>>7402406
>An active curling iron has appeared in the middle of the battlefield
>Evens: It's just sitting there menacingly
>Odds: It starts a very small fire
>>7402406
Chill!
>>7402419
Well I'm actually a human, um if you're close by you can come over to my house? I just don't want you to get hurt.
Your trainer might be mean...
>>7402438
Shut up no parents!
>>7402435
>Blaziken used High Jump Kick!
>>7402442
time to make brock proud
>throws brick at curling iron
>>7402417
I'm glad I met you.
>Fidgets
I have had some close encounters...
But they aren't worth mentioning.
Anyway...Um...
What do you do as a hobby?
>Watching this guy fighting Emrys
I'm so boned.
>>7402464
>The curling iron hisses and sparks from the impact
>It is fucking dead
>You killed it
>>7402464
>Eelektrik fainted!
>Gym Leader Emrys sent out Cali (Aegislash)!
>Cali used Shadow Ball!
>>7402498
>Blaziken fainted!
>Dave sent out Heatran!
>Heatran used Lava Plume
>>7402510
(Wait fuck that was supposed to be Magma Storm, I'm retarded)
>>7402464
im...
>sniff
im so proud
>>7402538
Orange Islands.
>>7402451
Where are you?
There is a sandstorm rolling in, so I might have to go soon.
He was nowhere near this mean before.
He used to be the nicest person I knew, going out of his way to help and provide for me.
...
And then she showed up, out of the blue, and seduced him.
Now he's become an asshole to everyone but her.
By the way, do you have any potions?
I have several dents and cuts in my carapace from things being thrown at me.
Have any of you Seen an inter-dimensional portal?
I am trying to find one to get back to my Crew.
>>7402510
>>7402534
>Cali fainted!
>Gym Leader Emrys has been defeated!
...welp, good match, mate, good match.
>Shakes his hand and gives him the badge
>>7402549
Down the street third alley on the left.
>>7402562
Thanks, I have been wandering around for days looking for one
>runs off in the other dirrection
>>7402546
I'm at Fallarbor Town in Hoenn. I'm more in the part where the ash is.
And yeah I have plenty of stuff to take care of you!
...What if she's a Zoroark or something? I don't wanna jump to that conclusion but, maybe?
>>7402510
Just so you know, the chat exploded at the sight of the Heatran. Yes, the gym stream has a chat.
>>7402561
>applause
>>7402574
Uh... that's actually uh...
Nevermind, he'll figure out it's a day care eventually.
>>7402574
Guess what bucko
You're a Pawniard now.
>>7402574
..The other way, dude.
>>7402604
>>7402574
classic zoro
>>7402604
Salutations, was going to ask how did you and the other higher legendaries passed the crazy hour.
>>7402470
I always battled for as long as i remember... come to think of it i never really tried much else...
If i had to say though... I want to be a hero! I would be helping other pokemon in need! i always wanted to be apart of the pokemon rangers!
>strikes a heroic pose
>>7402594
Hoenn, huh?
I'm in Sinnoh, but I can fly quite far.
Not sure how far I'll make it with my injuries, though.
...
Why do you suspect a Zoroark?
>>7402604
ARCEUS I HAVE A REQUEST
CAN YOU PLEASE LIKE
MAKE MUKS NOT POISONOUS TO THE TOUCH ALSO REMOVE THE SMELL
Or at least let them be able to turn those things off? There's been a really sweet Muk in this thread and I really want to see her happy.
You can like take my soul or whatever I'll do anything for this pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
>>7402424
>UNIT ONE: PROCESSOR OVERHEAT AT CHIN SCRATCH
>EMERGENCY VENTILATION: NECESSARY
>NECK VENTS: OPEN
>THORAX VENTS: OPEN
>ABDOMINAL VENTS: POSSIBLY NECESSARY: CRACKED AND ON STANDY
>HAPPY BEEPING SOUNDS
>>7402650
K̢̼̣̯̯͈̪͋I̗̬L̈͋͑͒̆L̳̯̜̳̠ͧͭͨ͑ͣͫ͋ ̜͍͖̠͜H̜̍̚͟E͖͓̳͍͋̇̈̏͟R̗̮̞̈ͭ̅
Two badges in two days, both really worthy of them. Not sure if I should feel good about that or what.
>>7402650
If you'd rather rest somewhere else or wait you should do it. Please don't force yourself if you're hurt.
Um! Well, I think Zoroarks can manipulate humans! But you shouldn't attack her on a hunch, I'd rather... Come help you or get someone else to help.
>>7402674
Didn't your parents tell you not to condone murder?
Oh yeah they didn't like you.
>>7402604
dammit, all I wanted was directions to a portal home.
I guess I have to find a way to return to normal as well as a way home now.
>>7402561
thanks man gg
good luck with caterpie joe out there
>>7402598
heatrans are bros
a breeder opens up in sinnoh in two years
watch out for that
>>7402685
Go away Noodles
>>7402641
>Smiles at the pose.
You have a good heart.
And that's a great dream.
...
I want to support it.
>Sculpts a statue of a Vulpix, in ranger gear, helping other pokemon
>>7402669
>He keeps rubbing Genesect under its chin.
Do you enjoy this?
>>7402685
Is now a bad time to mention your swords are Honedges?
>>7402656
I can make the poison and stink a responsive measure to adrenaline and stress and shit, sport.
>>7402716
(how did you guess it was me?)
>>7402760
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
You're a fantastic dad.
>>7402760
Is one of them shiny?
>>7402711
I'm not going to ask how did you obtain a minor legendary but as a fan of all Steel types I'm going to ask how did you obtain a minor legendary.
My best guess is because Aether.
>>7402760
Rad granddad.
>>7402720
haha!
>blushes a little.
we have been walking for awhile are you tired? I am getting pretty tired myself... I know that's a little unheroic...
>>7402684
I need to plan something out. On how to deal with her.
But for now, I need to escape the storm.
I'll try to make it there.
>Tries to fly towards Fallarbor
>Evens, manages to fly to Hoenn
>Odds, wings give out, and crashes somewhere in Sinnoh
>>7402760
...
Well, thank you.
Anybody want a hug?
I'm feeling pretty relaxed right now.
>>7402734
>HAPPY BEEPING
>VOCALIZER: TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED TO REDUCE HEAT LOAD
>HEAT LEVEL WARNING: ALL THREE VENTILATION SYSTEMS ACTIVE
>WARNING: EXCESS HEAT LOAD TO BE FLUSHED FROM SYSTEM VENTS
>>7402833
killing her would have saved you....
Ziggy right once AGAIN.
>>7402854
>hugs
Found you!
>>7402854
Can I get a hug?
>>7402833
>A Mismagius pokes out of her hut and sighs a bit.
>She carries the Yanmega inside.
>>7402804
yeah moms money
pretty costly
hexaperfext proper nature heatran from the worlds first man with enough balls to breed them
>>7402854
>attempts to possess a Brick and Make it fly at Muk
>>7402871
>Tightly hugs the Smeargle, warm sludge coating his body
>>7402870
>Hugs the ghost.
>>7402900
>It sinks into her body.
...
>>7402895
Not so legendary anymore in the future heh.
>>7402859
>He laughs a little.
I see it's the affection.
>He rubs under Genesect's chin while petting it.
>>7402832
Nothing wrong or unheroic about being tired.
Even the best rangers need to rest between missions.
Anyway, let's head home. It's getting pretty late.
>Walks extremely close to Vulpix
>>7402894
>Stirs awake
>Pained dragonfly screams
>>7403007
>She puts a bowl with a mix of herbs and soup to the Yanmega's mouth.
Drink.
The taste is bitter but you will feel better.
>>7402932
even more legendary
dude only talks to super famous peeps
and lives on a damn volcano
having a heatran is like having a bugatti now
theyre even more well known than ever
>>7402956
Do you know the way back? because well frankly... heh... im pretty lost. I hope my trainer is not to mad at me.... You always say the best things~
phew.
i think we should rest here.
I didnt think we wandered this far...
>>7402936
>VENTILATION SYSTEM FLUSH: ACTIVATED - PROXIMITY NOT ADVISED TO AVOID POTENTIAL BURNS
>CONTENT BEEPING
>>7402926
Everything about this is great.
>Sinks a bit deeper.
>Hums contently.
>>7403035
...
>Tries to drink the soup
>Evens, successfully downs it
>Odds, accidentally vomits blood into the bowl
>>7403040
Yeah, but now having a Heatran is being "this badass is actually rare", in the future it seems more "got money, got badass lava toad, now time for the photo op"
>>7403153
O-ow ow! Unit One!
>And here's the moment where Colress knew he had gotten onto something.
Unit One please! W-would you mind getting up?
>>7403272
>She sets the bowl on the table next to the bed the Yanmega is in.
Better?
>>7403203
I'm glad you enjoy it.
>Is hugged tighter, and completely enveloped by the Muk
>She doesn't notice, and he starts to smother inside of her
>>7403079
I agree. It's really late.
It's probably wise to set up camp.
Let's stop in this clearing for the night.
-Slugma
>>7403349
>blub.
>garble.
>intense wiggling, trying to get some air.
>>7403326
...
Yes.
>Groans
Everything aches...But I don't feel like I'm dying anymore.
...
Where am I, and who are you?
>>7403295
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND RECEIVED - REMOVE SELF FROM LAP
>RELUCTANT BEEP SOUNDS
>>7403387
>follows slugma to the clearing
>yawns
>lies down and curls up closely to slugma
>snuggles a little closer
Good night! sleep well!
>>7403444
Rest.
You fell into the snow. In Sinnoh. I took you into my home.
Apologies if I scared you, my intentions were not evil for you.
Do you need another drink?
>>7403424
>The goo holds him firmly in place
>He almost passes out, swallowing sludge as he gasps for air
...
>Realizes Smeargle is inside of her
Oh god.
>Quickly removes him
I'm sorry.
You okay?
>>7403518
It's fine. I ended up wounded here through my own stupidity.
>Groans
I would certainly appreciate another drink...
>>7403537
>Coughing and gasping.
Ugh, uhh... I'm alright I think.
Swallowed some sludge though.
Just need to lie down a bit.
Felt great untill I needed air though.
Do I need an antidote this time?
Or is that not needed now?
>>7403497
>He stands up and pats himself a little.
You do have a bit of an overheating problem, Unit One.
>Science thoughts...
Hm...
>>7403589
>She leaves for a moment and comes back with more of the soup.
>She puts it to the Yanmega's mouth.
The bitterness is the same, as is the betterness.
After you have finished this, please tell me where you were heading.
>>7403599
... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
>>7403597
Um...I don't think you were poisoned, but it's best if you take one anyway. Just to be safe
>Sprays the Smeargle with an antidote
I'm glad you enjoyed the hug.
-Muk
>>7403682
>He scratches it under the chin.
Hush, hush, Unit One. You're impressing me! You've developed affection! For me nonetheless.
>>7403691
Thanks.
>Gives a quick hug.
I'l be off, bye.
>>7403727
hey Colress, you should fuck your Robots since you sem to love them so much
>fades back into the distortion world
>>7403751
what the fuck ghetsis
>>7403751
I'm really on my game with the curses today.
>>7403751
DUDE
NO
NOT OKAY
>>7403647
>Drinks the soup
Thanks...
I was heading to Fallarbor, to crash at a Bergmite's place for a while.
My trainer intentionally locked me out of the house I lived in, and a severe sandstorm started to roll in, pressuring me to try and fly to Hoenn.
>>7403811
How's this?
>>7403835
I'M NOT A GIRL YOU FUCKING MONG
>>7403792
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>>7403751
>>7403776
>>7403811
>>7403792
You saw nothing
>>7403852
Byte me jpegbreath.
>>7403751
>>7403835
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>>7403727
>Google search: Define affection
. .-. .-. --- .-. ---... / - . .-. -- / -. --- - / -.. . ..-. .. -. . -.. / .. -. / ...- --- -.-. .- -... ..- .-.. .- .-. -.-- / -... .- -. -.-
>>7403844
Sheeeesh, cool that ego down bucko, It does not always have to be about you.
There are other Zangooses too.
Also how about this then?
>>7403829
Ah, I see. You may crash here if you wish.
But it is your choice.
Apologies for the bitterness of the soup.
>>7403897
STAPH
DO NOT SHIP ZANGOOSE WITH THE SNEK
>>7403877
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>>7403905
Why not?
>>7403893
It is the natural order of the world defined in art. Predator and prey.
Well affection is when you enjoy being around someone and spending time with them.
You enjoy being around me, hm?
>>7403939
>>7403960
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>>7403904
I feel like I should stay here for the night. I just had a serious crash, and I don't want to risk anything by trying to fly again tonight...
Thank you for taking care of me.
>>7403960
Ah, thank you for the research material.
I'll have a killteam posted to your home.
>>7403905
Might it give sexual frustration?
>>7404015
>She pats the Yanmega.
Sleep. If I am gone in the morning you may help yourself to some soup from my cauldron.
Apologies for scaring you when you woke up.
>>7403939
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>>7403960
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>>7403905
Of course, the zangoose is for shipping with the aura doggo!
>>7404041
...Does this trigger the reward process?
>He kisses the robit.
>>7404088
>PLAY AUDIANCE_AWWW.FLAC
>>7404061
I disagree.
Snek makes a much better ship
>>7404088
That's cute.
Is Unit One going to be my uncle?
>>7403936
>>7404038
Because I have a natural urge to kill sneks on sight, especially Seviper. And these make me irrationally angry.
>>7404061
...This on the other hand makes steam blow out my ears and sends my mind straight into the Goodra slime gutter.
Fuck
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>>7404172
Should note that other image with Lucario also makes me disgusted because Lucario don't have tits and none of our genitalia look like human ones.
>>7404088
>STEAM VENTILATION: DISTANCE NECESSARY
>CONFUSED BEEPING
>Google search: Human mouth press?
>Google search: What is kiss for?
>Google search: Human courtship?
>Google search: What is love?
>Google search: What is love? specified parameters - Haddaway
> ABORT , RETRY , FAIL?
>PROCESSOR CRASH: RESET NECESSARY
>SLEEP MODE: ACTIVATED: REBOOT: IN PROCESS
>>7404172
All that steam must come from all that sexual frustration from watching all those sevipers.
Last one for today.
>>7404195
Grump.
>>7404115
Hush!
>7404149
I don't think so. We'll see.
>>7404231
>Oops I overloaded him.
>He takes a few steps back.
Let's see about an upgrade. Unit One please shut down.
>>7404275
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>>7404247
No it comes as a permanent side effect of finally breaking down my mental block on lewd things, caused by goodra pheromones. And I am not a grump, I merely have good taste.
>>7404315
Grump.
>>7404339
No u
>>7404301
My death robot can't be THIS cute.
But he is. Anyway I have some updates to do.
Hey I heard this was a good place to talk about teams.
Gimme your teams.
So, what's going on here?
>>7404639
Sin.
>>7404586
>>7404639
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>>7404648
I run with a Musharna. Been thinking about adding some more.
>>7404669
Is the binary necessary? Whatever, I'm Sabitsuki. Or Sabi. Or Rusty, whatever you want.
>>7404639
Well...Not much right now.
Things are usually pretty calm, but they do heat up at times.
>Holds out a goop hand to shake
I'm Muk. Nice to meet you.
>>7404704
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>>7404755
Sweet name. What do you do?
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>>7404881
Pff, blue hair recruited you? What's the pay? You get cloud servers or something?
>>7404727
>>7404648
>>7404669
Er, hello.
>there'd be a light shake of the hand, he doesn't seem to mind it.
Call me Reese. I was just browsing along before I found this little pitstop. Thought it looked fun.
>>7404901
.
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>>7404913
Nice to meet you Reese. What brings you to this side of the River Styx?
>>7404968
Ask for something big don't sell yourself short. I learned not to a fucking long time ago.
>>7404913
Nice to meet you, Reese.
Do you have any hobbies you like to enjoy?
>>7404990
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>>7405077
Then there's no point in stopping, huh? Take everything you need and everything you want.
Kidding, kidding, that's how you make enemies. Friends are payment enough, aren't they?
>>7405144
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Okay, can any of you assholes fill me in on what this "Wishening" is or was?
I've seen the term thrown around after the recent fucking weirdness where there was a Pawniard in my cousin's room for an hour, and I want to know what happened.
>>7405229
Girls are weird, just be patient she'll show up. Maybe go give her a search, make sure some asshole didn't snatch her up.
If you need anyone to crack a skull I'm your girl.
>>7405239
Something about wishing humans into pokemon and universes being fused together.
>>7405239
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>>7405256
>Pipe
Are you the Alolan Psycho?
>>7405281
I can be any psycho you need.
>>7405256
Hunh.
Some psychic-type and its trainer in Slateport are making dosh with helping people remember about that shit.
Either it's legit or the psych's really fucking good with false memories, I don't know yet.
Haven't paid up, but they're doing a "whatever you think it's worth" thing.
>>7405239
>>7405256
>>7405272
To add, the Wishening was over three weeks ago.
Yes, it was the start of all this madness.
No, I do not know WHY
No, I doubt that pawniard is your cousin.
Or maybe he is, someone that didn't belong here had a fateful encounter with Arceus.
>>7405313
Really? I gotta see this.
Bet I can beat you guys there.
>>7405313
>>7405363
They're legit, and I recommend them.
Some people remembered the wishening without aid but they were around 0.8% of the entire world's population or something low like that and now that little secret got blown over because of the crazy hour today.
>>7405314
Hunh. Well, I might go pay those two jokers a visit. They look like Alolans to me, not sure what they're doing out this far from home but whatever floats their boat.
I found my cousin after the fucking shit-going-down, so he's okay.
>>7405281
The Alolan Psycho wasn't androgynous. I don't remember his face, mostly because it was covered in mud and blood, but he was pretty obviously a dude.
>>7405256
>FORMAT SWITCH BECAUSE CHARACTER LIMITS WOOHOO: HEXADECIMAL
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>>7405389
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>>7405384
Checkin' em out now.
>>7405389
Chicks tend to disappear for no reason. Hell I do the same thing.
Go on a quest dude, get your girl.
>>7405388
>>7405433
Tell them that Streambro said hi
>Meanwhile, by a Slateport park, there's a handful of people milling about.
Hey, bros. If 'chu are trying to recall the Wishening, I'm, like, helpin' out with that.
It's pay what you feel it's worth, and, like, my big bro's handling the money.
So, like... who'd like to go next?
>>7405447
Wake up.
>>7405451
Will doooooo.
>>7405459
The girl with the white hair please.
>>7405459
You good for another few people, little bro?
I don't want you to overexert and burn out, so let me know when you get tired.
>>7405431
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>>7405433
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>>7405472
Sure thing, like... step up, sit down and relax. I'm gonna take this nice and easy for 'chu, 'kay?
> Ray the Raichu (at least according to his 'Hello My Name Is sticker) slowly eases into the psychic connection, looking for the memory...
Let me know if 'chu wanna, like, stop, 'kay?
>>7405447
>Gently pokes the Sylveon
...
Did your color come back for a second?
>>7405491
If I see her I'll be sure to point her in your direction, slick.
Maybe start in Alola though.
>>7405519
Don't worry about it I wanna see what you got. Impress me.
>>7405536
>>7405472
Hmmm
what? I don't seem any different
>>7405563
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>PLOP OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS WHERE: ALOLA
>QUEST: BEGIN
>>7405563
>>7405563
>the Raichu starts by showing what seems to be himself waking up in a Kanto motel room, getting up to find no other humans around, and walking the road a while.
I'm just showing 'chu this to make sure our link's working, and also 'cause it was my Wishening day.
>Many Pokemon, obvious ex-humans, were coming to grips with their new forms around him - with varying degrees of success. He just kept walking, occasionally checking on passing Pokemon trying to work 'dexes...
> And then he launched into projecting the white-haired girl's day.
>>7405664
> tfw you type a bunch of text and forget to avatarfag
>>7405592
(Gotcha, will do.)
>>7405627
Weird, you were lookin' a little pink there.
>>7405646
Eh if you fuck with me you get the pipe. Good luck though.
>>7405664
Hey it's not a problem. Pretty, uh...
>Definitely a lot of blood involved.
>Blunt force trauma.
>Crazy.
>Is that a dead Mime Jr? Definitely.
>>7405627
>Sighs
I figured it was just my eyes playing tricks on me...
Anyway, I talked with the center employees while you were sleeping.
They don't need a ball to attempt to heal your fur, apparently. They didn't guarantee any results, though.
Want to try it?
>>7404913
Oh, hi there. Guess I'm not alone in being new here
It's abit late for me I'm going to sleep in a bit.
I hope you enjoy you're stay, another friend of mine... or you can call him my "Dad" posts here that's why I found it, my "Dad" is just a pokemon who really loves kids and helped a lot when I first hatched hehe, well anyway enjoy you're stay reese
>>7405695
>Ray nods.
Not what I was expecting, but, like, no judgment and I'm not telling.
>He keeps the connection open, playing the memory with care and precision.
>>7404990
>>7405007
Really, I'm just around here for the sight seeing. Is it true Jirachi comes by from time to time?
I also like to make claymation in my free time, play hockey.
>>7405744
Christ.
>A goldeen.
>Fun times.
>No more shit to deal with.
>But you'll never be c-
>She jolts up from the chair.
Uh, fuck. I believe you.
>She hands him a few thousand pokedollars.
Just keep it between us.
>>7405767
Yeah I heard he does. Waiting for that little bastard. Gonna wish for some more 9mm bullets.
Claymation, eh? What's that like?
>>7405767
Yeah. He's showed up a few times, and handed out wishes.
Unfortunately, people abused them, and as a result, he went into hiding.
-Muk
>>7405767
>>7405828
>>7405832
You guys get 1 wish, but like only if I can do it. You gotta change it if I can't.
>>7405886
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>>7405828
I don't, like, gossip about clients, ma'am. Don't worry.
>The Raichu gives her a knowing smile then nods towards the human next to him.
Thanks!
>The pair goes back to doing what they do, as a few guys with microphones wander over for a chat.
>>7405943
Another successful session.
>>7405935
Sorry but I don't have any idea. If I see her I'll tell her you're looking for her!
>>7405935
As an Alolan migrant, I'd advise starting your search on Akala Island.
>>7405886
I hope you're up for this, little buddy. I don't wanna see you get messed with by some jerk again.
>>7405943
Uh, see ya.
>She nopes the fuck out of there.
>>7405886
Bullets? Like, for a handgun. 9×19mm Parabellum. Like real handgun bullets. I'd like a lot but even just a few would be good.
Doctor Millicent Bell here, taking requests for advice and willing to tell stories about the job if anyone's curious enough about it.
I'm an ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and a Certified Psychic-type Treatment Specialist.
>>7405972
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>>7405986
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>>7405696
I thought whatever medicine they gave me overnight was supposed to he-
>>7405986
I'll be fine!!
>>7406001
>A few boxes of bullets appear in her pockets.
About twenty in there, I hope you aren't gonna do anything bad.
>>7406028
Good luck, buddy! You'll find her!
>>7406019
Are there any negative effects of using a psychic type to erase memories?
>>7406049
Thank you. This is more than enough. I promise I'll get rid of whatever extra I have.
>>7406032
Oh, they already applied it?
...
Uh...It was only for a second, but your color flashed briefly, before fading back to grey.
I think it's working.
-Muk
>>7406019
You may be the wrong person to ask about this, but how do I tell if a human is a Zoroark in disguise?
>>7406028
No problem, buddy, stay safe.
>>7406019
Can you share a success story from your field of expertise, Doc?
>>7406135
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>>7406158
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>>7405828
It's alright, can be tedious forming the right sculpts.
>>7405886
Unless I can feed my family, I have no real desire for a wish- I just wanted to see you in person.
>>7406135
When they take damage they lose their disguise. Find a way to do it subtly though. A rock, a purposeful throw. A sharp pipe swing in the temple.
>>7406236
Always seemed like a hard craft. You ever considered something like painting?
>>7406236
Oh thank goodness I thought you were gonna wish for world domination or something
Hi! I'm glad you aren't gonna use me for world domination...
>>7406260
Well, kinda. My arms make it a little unsteady to project the brush, so usually I'm better off finger painting.
>>7406299
You ever heard of a thing called battle artistry? It's all the rave in Unova.
You get pokemon out on a canvas and have them fight out a battle. The remaining canvas tells what happened in the battle. They go for a lot, might be interesting to try if you're a battler.
>>7406088
I'm seeing and feeling things that no pokemon should ever encounter, I do not like this at all
>curls up in a ball and goes unresponsive
>>7406285
Well, no sweat there. If anything, my family can provide for themselves, as they have been. It'd probably be a little selfish for this occasion, but..if I had any wish, I'd wish for my totodile friend to return someday.
>>7406387
That's what you want?
>Ding!
Granted. It might be a bit until your buddy shows up, though. Give it a little bit.
You're nice! You'll do fine and I guarantee you guys will meet up soon.
>>7406422
Thanks! I'll be on the lookout for her.
We got separated about 4 months ago on a boat. She's one of those..post-humans, so I'm assuming it won't be too hard to find her. All I need to do is ask the name.
>>7406347
Hmm..I'll consider, for sure!
Did that bat guy leave? I kinda liked him
>>7406467
Hey not a problem! Keep a lookout for her, you guys are star destined to meet now. Hahaha!
Anyway I'm getting kind of tired. See you whenever!
>>7406497
That depends on what bat guy you're referring to.
If it's me, nah. Busy day.
Someone else, I dunno.
>>7406486
It seems pretty fun.
>>7406497
Bat g-
>>7406583
Pff, nice getup.
I was briefed about criminal scum being in these coordinates.
Would any of you denizens happen to know where to find a Venusian Gun God?
>>7406604
Aw cmon, now. Don't be hatin on the uniform. It's stylish and it keeps me from freezing my ass off.
>>7406623
..What?
>>7406623
Not in this dimension anymore, freindo.
He fucked off two weeks ago, and the powers that be here erased the stuff he left here from existence.
I'd roll on out before they get grumpy with you as well.
>>7406516
Sleep tight, buddy.
>>7406623
Check it.
>Slams over the head with pipe.
>>7406660
You Sinnoh?
>>7406677
Far northern, yeah. Colder than a frosslass' ass. If they had one, anyways.
>>7406665
Very well.
Alright boys, time to search out again. Remember to set the dial for universe 247-a2.
>>7406677
>Critfail.
Just gonna pretend I whiffed that on purpose.
>>7406713
Nasty. I'm Unovan and it's boring as shit over here. Mostly stay inside and shitpost.
Went to Hoenn for some mind reading bullshit though.
>>7406677
Wait, cease! We will prosecute you under established doctrine for ruthless behavior! This is your only warning!
>>7406720
>>7406754
...I think that a certain Rogue is in your HQ you should check that situation immediately now bye bye bye seriously bye.
>>7406745
Uh.
Wasn't there some kinda riot or something over there recently? Wouldn't classify that as boring personally.
Anyways, how was the shrink? Sounds vaguely interesting.
>>7406754
Sorry officer, sir. I thought I saw that freaky guy with the eyes comin' for you I swear.
>>7406770
Hey streambro. Streamigo.
>>7406774
Eh I got to get a little exercise with my pipe. Not all bad.
Shrink was decent, brought up some unfortunate memories but what can ya do.
>>7406774
A riot, and there was also the whole "northern Sinnoh getting nuked" thing.
So when you said your parents had boiling blood, I hope it was not literally. Arceus patched up the area few days later though.
Yes, Arceus himself.
>>7406780
Hello, I see the therapy session was a resounding success.
>>7406780
Huh.
Sounds fun I suppose.
And yeah you kinda run that risk with psychs and whatnot.
>>7406792
Yeah I thought something smelled funny a while ago.
Thankfully we weren't in that I guess. Or else I'd be crispy chicken right now.
>>7406792
Well, it's his technical home region. Why wouldn't he help?
>>7406792
Officer Thorpe (Policefag) reporting.
'Riot' describes the situation in the outlying cities, Nimbasa and Castelia were a fucking warzone for eighteen hours.
I'm lucky I'm alive. I have four Pokemon staying with me, their trainer and two of their team weren't so fortunate.
>>7406808
More or less. What kinda streams do you run?
>>7406817
Not a head cracker type?
It wasn't anything I haven't already seen.
I take it you're some kinda baseball player from the PJs?
Y'all are a bunch of faggots
>ghost Ghetsis, currently waiting inside a highschool's female toilet bowl
>>7406833
Eh, who knows. Probably haven't gotten bored enough yet.
And yeah, semi-pro. Currently offseason so I don't have much of anything to do for a while.
>>7406817
Well I'm glad.
>>7406822
If it had been a normal timeline he descending from the heavens would have been a miraculous sight, nuke or not. In this one, it's almost an everyday occurrence.
>>7406827
I remember that, the patching up of the local Nimbasa broadcasts into proper Internet streams.
Also that goddamn war walker, I'm still surprised it didn't have the nukes it was supposed to be loaded, the general in charge certainly felt like was willing to use them.
That Aggron still saddens me.
>>7406860
How's baseball life? I hear the umpires like to call the players out more times than they're comfortable with.
>>7406860
How is working in that kinda field anyway?
Boring? Everything you ever hoped and dreamed?
>>7406833
The kind of streams that are now better left forgotten or are in indefinite suspension because the streamers ended with serious family problems. Also helping with the setting up of others streams, like the new Viridian City Gym stream.
-Streambro, at image limit