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ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's the most relaxing type of thing to you?
Info: http://pastebin.com/k7mZcish
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>>7406866
..nukes happen often? Forgive me if I've been living under a rock, but that sounds preposterous. Unless it's a recent thing?
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>>7406893
Or did you mean just riots? Sorry, a little tired.
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>>7406887
Going hiking. Walking through nature is pretty relaxing.
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>>7406887
Snow, even if it is satans ironic gift to the world.
>>7406870
Is..that a metaphor?
Or am I just being thick again?
>>7406882
It's alright, not as good as I thought when I was little.
They ship me all over the place and it just gets kinda tiring after a while. Kinda just bleeds together most of the time.
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>>7406893
Way too goddamn often, either teams like Aether finding a bunch of rusting relics from over a century ago and somehow fixing them up or madmen with plans to kill all pokemon.
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>>7406866
That damn walker is what killed two of the Pokemon whose trainer also died. We've had a few talks about lost comrades already.
As for the general? He would have used them in a heartbeat if there were any. By some cosmic fluke, he got warped into the fray and immediately slain by a militiaman with a cudgel.
>>7406888
I've been following that stream. The new Gym leader there seems to be on a one-man mission, and I applaud him for it. Hopefully the message will get across.
>>7406893
Nobody has those thrice-damned things anymore. Good riddance to them.
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>>7406887
Rain.
>>7406888
I could help if you want. There are a bunch of really nice gardens here in Unova.
Just give me a few hours and I can give you the access stuff.
>>7406911
Ever considered going into something else?
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>>7406887
Officer Thorpe (Policefag) here.
When I get to unwind with some cool jazz and either a cup of coffee or a tumbler of scotch, the whole world just. rolls off my shoulders.
Speaking of which, if anyone has questions about law, Unova PD, or just wants to hear some stories from a former beat cop, shoot.
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>>7406934
Yeahhh, but I'm still on contract for another season so I gotta deal for a bit longer.
Plus I'm not sure what else I could do really.
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>>7406940
Is there any law against constructing your own aircraft and flying it around there?
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>>7406918
There's one thing that has been bugging me the whole time, a thing I said right before it exploded
>"please rip out these launchers while it is down, I have a bad feeling about them"
And then they did.
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>>7406940
Give us some happy stories. What good situations have you been in?
>>7406954
Keeping yourself in a narrow frame of mind is unhealthy. Branch out, take up art or writing.
Hell, people record themselves playing videogames. If you like videogames that might be your thing.
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>>7406940
I'm curious: Lots of places have unusual laws. I think I remember Sinnoh having a law that stated "It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a girafarig’s neck."
What's the weirdest one in Unova you can think of off the top of your head?
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>>7406961
No need to sulk over it - you only have as much foresight as the rest of us.
Did your best.
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>>7406980
I mean yeah obviously, but there's another reason I went into sports. I ain't much good at anything other than hitting things with a big stick.
I've thought about the whole videogame streaming thing before but..well I'm not really much of an entertainer. I'd just be dead silent and playing a game poorly, and nobody wants to watch that, right?
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>>7407024
Bit of a stretch but they have hitman services on theoddishrouter. Maybe becoming a hitman might be your thing?
Some people find it funny but if you get yourself a good wingman to bounce things off of you you might have a good thing going.
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>>7407053
>they have hitman services on theoddishrouter.
What's your deal?
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>>7407024
I mean, you can always take lessons!
Hey, have either you or >>7407053
see a totodile anywhere?
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>>7406960
You'd have to obey local regulations on aircraft, but for a personal craft of, I'm guessing glider-size. you'll be fine as long as you're not buzzing urban areas.
>>7406993
Weirdest one in Unova? Well, Nimbasa city has a statute that using '-mongler' on air counts as using one of the un-airable words regardless of what's in front of it. That was passed in response to some shock-jock, I think.
>>7406980
Happy story? Had a kid a few years back get lost in the woods, cue the search and rescue teams. At about day three we were getting real jumpy - after 48 hours, the numbers start looking a lot less great.
So, I'm a little grumpy and this Minccino starts tugging on my leg. After trying to shake her off twice, I figure out she wants me to follow. So I do.
Turns out the kid had gotten stuck in a hole and couldn't climb out, but this little Pokemon had brought her food and water since she fell. I still check in on those two from time to time, they're inseparable.
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>>7407063
Nothing's my deal I'm just throwing stuff out there.
>>7407068
Eh, I've seen a few, probably not the one you're looking for. Did you say what region you lived in? Forgive me if I skimmed over that I'm a bit tired.
>>7407072
Pokemon are amazingly sweet. I mean I know they're pretty much all naturally kind but it takes an amazing amount of altruism to do some of the stuff they do.
Ever had any elusive perps?
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>>7407053
Ehhhh, maybe. Think I'll let that one stew for a while though.
Yeah that makes more sense but I ain't got anyone up here except family.
And they hardly know how to work a remote.
>>7407068
If I had he'd be a popsicle up here, dude. You'll find em though.
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>>7407095
>>7407099
Currently in Johto, the autumn flavor is appealing to me.
Also, if you were wondering on the painting from earlier, here's one of my "attempts".
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>>7407099
If you do, do me a solid and tell me if you get anything from a guy with a bigass grin. I still owe him some personal time with my pipe.
Hell if you ever happen by Unova long enough you can crash at my house and we can try one. I'm about as talkative as a Tentacruel but I'd give it a shot.
>>7407142
Hahaha, that's decent though. Oh, what's your Totodile friend's name? If I see her I'll tell her you're waiting in Johto.
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Policefag reporting.
>>7407095
I had a dealer that evaded the department for an embarrassingly long time. Bastard sold enough Purple 'Plume to kill a Tyranitar before we finally brought him down.
It turns out he had a lookout who had a clean record and liked to drink at the same bar as one of our detectives. So, the detective would get liquored up, the informant would talk him up, and he'd let slip enough information to send the dealer running for cover.
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>>7407156
Yeah. s'pose I could tell ya if that ever happens.
Might take ya up on that, it's gotten even colder than usual over here in snow hell and I could seriously use some warmer weather and anyone but old people to hang with.
>>7407142
Hey, that's pretty good.
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>>7407156
Call her L, for now. I'm afraid if I shout the whole name, someone here will impersonate her later. With just "L", I can inquistate whether or not she's really her by asking the full name.
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>>7407171
Damn that's a decent idea. You seen a guy with a bigass smile plastered on his face? Little like the Joker but less of a shitlord and more of an absolute cock.
>>7407190
Thanks man. I'd pay you double whatever he could.
If you ever happen to be in Unova just post here and we can meet at the Pokemon Center and I'll show you my place. It has a balcony to die for.
>>7407192
Smaaart. I'll be sure to point anyone that responds to that in your direction. From what starboy back there said she might already be heading to you though.
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>>7407213
Hmm. How's Unova, this year?
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>>7407213
To die for, eh? Heheh
Yeah I might catch a flight over soon, check out some stuff and see the recent damage, then I'll probably come lookin' for ya.
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>>7407262
Winter's gonna be ending soon. Kinda gonna miss the rain but then I'll get to shitpost from my balcony without an umbrella.
>>7407265
I'm usually lurking. Just make a post and I'll PROBABLY see it, given I'm not at work.
...Even then I'd probably see it.
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>>7407265
A'ight.
So, what do you do for a living then, that merc stuff?
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>>7407318
>>7407299
Goddamnit.
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>>7407318
>>7407321
Pff, good job bat boy. Nah, I work in a bar.
I've looked into it a few times but not personally my thing.
No, I'm not secretly a pipe murderer. I just have it signed for a special someone.
You seem tired, you tired?
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>>7407339
Sounds neat. I help work for a little human-led resistance movement against captivity of starter Pokemon. It's a niche organization, but we're making strides for having our voice heard. Well, those of us aware, anyway.
We feel starter choices are actually kind of discriminatory in account that there are plenty of mono water, grass and fire types, yet mons like me are the only ones being prosecuted in respective regions.
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>>7407339
Huh, that sounds nice.
Coulda fooled me, hahah, what with all the open talk and such. But I totally get where you're at with that.
And uh, yeah, seeing as the sun'll be up in a few hours. Whoops.
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>>7407377
I wish I had a good sleeping schedule. My stomach keeps me up most nights, just a rough digestive track. I'm actually quite slim compared to other Chespin, but it is what it is.
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>>7407368
I see where you're coming from. I've lived in Castelia my whole life and when I turned 10 or whatever I didn't really want a pokemon.
My friend gave me her Munna before she left so I've been training that.
I hope your organization gets more traction. I might donate if I have some extra cash floating around.
>>7407377
Yeah if you ever swing by Castelia Bar I'm usually working the tap. I've seen Thorpe a few times there. Even if I'm not very talkative I still listen to what he says. Interesting guy.
Yeah I'm feeling pretty tired I'm gonna head to bed before I say something weird. Sleep tight, see you guys tomorrow.
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>>7407405
I'll add that to my list of places to swing by then.
G'nite bud. Probably gunna crash out soon too, after realizing what time it is.
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>>7407425
>>7407405
You two have it good!
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boop
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So, I just got a Cubone. Idea to take care of it?
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>>7408905
Be sure to give it the option of a space for himself, for when they want to be alone for a while.
Their called the lonely pokemon for a reason.
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>>7408961
Granted. I'll keep that in mind.
Any other slice of information?
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This has quickly become the new HG.
We've waged war on the cancer, absorbed it, and gained it's power.
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>>7409138
They tend to cry during the night, especially during the full moon.
I don't know how you deal with that though.
Maybe try to comfort it, but giving it a choice in the matter still.
Or take him outside if he seems glum, go out for a walk.
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>>7409163
We're not yet at that level- soon, though, there'll be the surge.
Whether or not it's something for good or bad is in your own jurisdiction.
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>>7409138
>>7409265
I can agree with taking them outside, at least if that's what they want. I used to go hiking with my houndour pretty often, and he always loved it.
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>>7409293
>>7409265
>>7408961
Ah, people are here - neat!
I didn't get a whole lot of sleep, so I've been anticipating the return of public hours. How are you all doing?
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>>7409322
Happy, alive and comfortable.
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Oh man oh man.
I opened up this morning and there was a fucking war going on outside my door. It seems the abuseive fuckwads have teamed up to try and bring this place down, and all those kids I've been helping have been fighting back and barely holding their own.
Check the cameras, I've got just the thing for this.
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>>7409344
Is it an ice beam?
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>>7409344
>He steps out of the gym holding Cali as a sword and shield, the rest of his Pokemon trailing behind him
>Light flares as he leaps in front of a hyper beam, Cali's shield glowing as it absorbs the blast harmlessly
>He returns fire on the abusefags, quickly and efficiently taking down three different teams in a matter of minutes
>The rest scatter
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>>7409336
A Smeargle? Neat! Paint anything recently?
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>>7409416
A bunch of encounters and stories of myself and of these threads.
Last one was Ghetsis being covered in egg yolk and broken eggshells dancing off into the sundown.
Then I sold it..
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>>7409435
Oh, so you weren't lying about that one huh
Also smeargle next time u see emrys tell him I'm sorry about doing what we did when we were human for that little amount of time.
Deerling said she wanted to try something next thing I know.... yeah you know
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>>7409435
Well, I'm still technically new around these parts, so I guess I'll keep my eyes peeled.
>>7409455
Heya, fellow grassie!
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>>7409465
Hey there dude, you kinda remind me of my chespin bro. Only difference is you seem more cheerful, and talkative wait... are you able to talk? Cause my chespin friend well can't
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>>7409455
Honestly I'm used surprised she went for it.
>>7409378
I tell ya an ice beam would be way cooler.
>>7409465
Well this place sure is comfy when its not hectic.
Nice to meet you.
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>>7408905
Cubone tend to either resent their trainers under the pretense that they can't replace their mother or cling to them as a replacement.
As with any new Pokemon make sure to treat them kindly and allow them time to adjust before battling.
Cubone specifically will appreciate a sand box of some sort to sleep and dig in, and any attempts at cleaning them should be done without water.
Good luck with your new companion.
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>>7409492
I mean you can't really blame her it was technically over a week since she well "Had her lover" to you know
Btw I don't remember if you painted this but I love it
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>>7409508
Yeah, its nice to see her happy again.
Good to have you back too, healthy and all.
I don't really keep track of most.
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>>7409521
It is ain't it?, and ever since I remembered everything I haven't got the chance to hug you, in a friendly non weird way.
I've done it to everyone except you
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>>7409554
(Fuck me in the ass, avatar fag problems)
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>>7409554
Yeah, I kinda kept wandering around.
Might as well do it now.
>Hugs the turtle tightly.
Hugs are nice.
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>>7409579
Dude you spooked me
>hugs paint doggo back
I missed you man
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>>7409592
Missed you too buddy.
Yeah Smeargles are sneaky, we apparently got that from our "frenchman" side, they were known to sneak around houses during the night, not wanting to face their "one-nightstand" or whatever that is.
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im off to beat this champion like a fuckin dead horse
i aint done with this shit
and the horse is gonna keep getting beaten until it gets back up
too bad blueser isnt here
probably offer to beat him when im done with the champ
get last years gym experience in too
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>>7409628
Douchebag.
The post.
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>>7409646
yeah sure
think what you want dude
still aint the worst
i dont beat my pokes
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>>7409492
Yeah, call me Reese if you wanna get real formal. I hope I enjoy my stay!
>>7409480
I'm not an expert on my species, maybe he's shy, lil stunted? Try looking for symptoms in his mannerisms.
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>>7409668
Yeah I'l give you that.
Its nice to have people like that around.
But are you just tired or so autistic you can't hold banter for shit?
>>7409681
Just don't ask about the butt trick.
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>>7409492
I don't have an ice type ya pun loving mong. And what I did has a more personal touch, and got the message across more effectively. Those abusefags left their Pokemon and ran, or at least some of them. We're taking care of the unfortunate souls now.
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>>7409681
No, no you got it wrong he ACTUALLY can NOT speak he was born mute. He was dropped as an egg, surprised this is the worse that happened to him tho... I was just saying you would seem like him if he could speak (also if I take really long to respond I'm busy with IRL shit)
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>>7409687
tired as fuck
havent slept since i started the challenge
pokemon have while ive been walking
but i just time travel if the gym leaders are sleeping
wanna get this region done with
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>>7409701
.... I am the king of Team Plasma, yes.
I wish I could blame the Unovan conflict on my father, but I do have to take partial responsibility for that one.
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>>7409687
did someone say butt trick ;^)
>poke
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>>7409794
Hmm.consolidated isyour nobility to take credit for schemes with raw importance as these.
You have my condolences.
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>>7409737
Oh, well I appreciate the compliment!
Well, if I ever see him around, I'll try to cheer em up.
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Guys I can't find my mom it's been two days and all I could find was her phone, it's like she just disappeared into thin air.
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>>7410178
When did you see her last?
And what was she doing?
Does her phone have any recent messages on it, that might point to where she is?
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>>7410305
I was hiding and watching her talk to some porygon, they were flirting and mentioned seeing some movie
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>>7410314
...
They may have kidnapped her.
Do you remember any helpful details?
Like, names, places mentioned, distinguishing features on the porygons, you know.
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>>7410339
They didn't really mention any places or any specific things, the porygon was a porygon z that was really twitchy and stuttered sometimes, when my mom mentioned me I left since i didn't want to get caught watching them so if he did kidnap her thats when he did it...
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>>7410367
I've seen that porygon-z around here before. He hasn't posted here since your mother disappeared.
If there was a location, like a movie theater, I would search there for her.
Additionally, I would ask around town, to see if anybody has seen her.
-Muk
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>>7410367
There is a Porygon-Z working for Plasma that was interested in a Salazzle. Might that be him?
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>>7410437
I don't know, he didn't mention anything about plasma
>>7410412
I guess I'll do that
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>>7410478
Tell me if you find anything out.
-Muk
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I LOVE AEGISLASH
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>>7409741
Go get some sleep.
You can't make rational decisions when your wobbling on your feet.
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>Get off work
>Head home
>Some bullshit makes me anxious
>Tfw lock myself in my house so I dont do something bad
Anyone up right now? Unovafag here
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>>7410889
Are all Unova's this jumpy or is it just you?
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>>7410905
Probably most Unovans most of us are stressed out about either keeping our jobs or another war breaking out in the streets
Im stressed about that among other bullshit that people dont normally deal with
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>>7410889
Where's unova?
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>>7410922
Ohhh yeah.
That was pretty bad yes, Is it still so tense there?
I thought that got worked out already.
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>>7406887
Shitting my diapers.
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>>7410984
You seem like you wanna tell us something, dude.
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>>7411089
Yeah I know.
I was there when all that shit went down.
Still can't believe they came with tanks and that weird walking thing.
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>>7411138
Listen to cool jazz and sip coffee. Or scotch.
It's also nice to chat with someone who understands the crazy that's been going on lately.
Or somebody who can relate to my experiences.
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>>7411138
>Ive been off my medication for a few days
What do you take it for?
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>>7411159
How do I help my trainer?
He's being abused and manipulated by another human. She gets him to buy stuff for her. Expensive stuff. Like, jewelry and dresses. I've heard her saying bad things to her friends when he isn't around. Like, she hates him, and is only around for how gullible he is. He doesn't know, though, as she acts nice and caring to him, and hides her true feelings. When I tried to tell him, he called me "jealous", threw things at me, and locked me out of the house.
He used to be nice; now he hates everyone that she doesn't like.
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>>7411252
Weren't you on your way to another region?
I dunno how well you can help him, maybe leave notes saying how much he has changed, maybe you can record the bad things she says and show that to him later?
But if he is not going to accept those things, then I don't know how much you can help him.
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As a NORMAL HUMAN. What are good pokemon?
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>>7411289
I was.
I'm at a mismagius' house now, somewhere in Sinnoh, because I crashed. Going to be a few days before I can fly again.
And I tried the recording thing.
When I showed him, he threw the recorder at the wall, and said to "Stop faking stuff because you are jealous."
And then she played the victim. As usual.
>Sighs
I don't know what to do.
Should I move on?
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>>7411361
Moving on may be the only thing you can do.
Unless you think your hunch on her being Zoroark is correct?
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>>7411351
Am I a good pokemon?
>>7411361
If he does not want to believe and want any help, if there's no way to reach him.
Then I am afraid its best to move on.
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>>7411351
All Pokemon can be good depending on what you are wishing to utilize them for.
A dunsparce makes a good companion but poor battler.
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>>7411361
>And I tried the recording thing.
>When I showed him, he threw the recorder at the wall, and said to "Stop faking stuff because you are jealous."
>And then she played the victim. As usual.
Man that's fucked up.
Could you maybe get a psychic trainer to help out, show him what she really thinks of him?
If you need a place to chill I've got a nice little cave near Sunnyshore.
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>>7411253
Alright, I'll admit that I'm Officer Thorpe, soon to lose the 'interim' from my title as big shiny-hat-wearer for the Regional PD.
I feel the same way some days, I'll be honest.
If you want to help out, Nimbasa could always use volunteers. Even if it's just one shift in a support position, it'll help you feel a little less helpless.
If not, talk with people you care about. Hang out with your Pokemon. Heck, talking it out with a psych might help.
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>>7411379
>>7411384
>Sighs
But what now?
I have nowhere to go, and nothing to do.
>>7411403
Both parties need to be willing.
And I know she won't let him anywhere near a psychic.
I'm not sure where you are, but I'll drop by if I end up in the area.
Thanks.
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>>7411464
Why not explore the world? Find a new trainer who treats you better.
Or at least somewhere you feel you belong. Maybe that Sandslash is the friend you've been waiting for? Fate is strange.
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>>7411351
I need more info on 'chu to help out, bro.
Like, what's your general lifestyle?
How much battling, like, are you looking to be part of?
Can you deal with 'Mons with more than a few needs?
>>7411464
If 'chu think she's a Zoroark, drop a rock on her head. Not big enough to, like, seriously hurt her, though.
Otherwise 'chu could try your luck somewhere else. Get out and, like, explore. Move on, I guess.
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>>7411464
Well you said you were in Sinnoh, so you're at least in the right region.
Sucks that the psychic thing isn't going to work out.
And if you want to explore like >>7411492 suggests, I'm the right Sandslash for it.
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remember to let your muk absorb you for an hour every day!
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>>7411500
If I attack her in any way, he'll try to slap a "dangerous pokemon" tag on me.
And then put me down.
>>7411535
>>7411492
I have always felt like exploring the world.
But I didn't know which way to go, if that makes sense.
...
Which direction is sunny shore?
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>>7411626
>She leads the Yanmega outside pointing southeast.
That way. It is mostly rocks with large metal walkways, lots of boats.
You'll find it. Would you like some food before you leave?
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So...what is this thing? He's tiny as fuck, and I swear his eye is also his mouth because when I tried feeding him, he ate through his eye. Anybody else find something like this?
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>>7411699
That's an Ultra Beast. I have one too pic related, where the fuck did you find it?
Be careful if you touch it they cut like shit apparently.
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>>7411667
I would appreciate it.
Thank you for everything you have done.
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>>7411626
Honestly dude I have no idea where I want to go next, I just want to see new places. Know of any particularly interesting sounding places you want to visit?
If not it doesn't really matter, we could just pick a region and go there.
Also look out for a lighthouse when you get to Sunnyshore, I'll be chilling near it.
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>>7411738
>She goes inside and comes out a few moments later with a few berries and a small cloth.
I can tie these up for you if you'd rather be on your way soon?
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>>7411717
Well that explains the weird as fuck cockroach I found outside my house.
>where the fuck did you find it?
Walking through the park and I suddenly stepped on something extremely sharp. Had a wound on my foot for about a week.
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Murmurs something about explosions
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>>7411626
Then there's but one option: a much larger rock.
I don't particularly suspect her of being a zoroark, she's just a plain old bitch.
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>>7411786
You...
Do you have any like holes in your memory? Like, you woke up somewhere and can't remember how you got there?
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>>7411783
Thank you.
I'll eat them now, since it's going to be a long flight.
>>7411755
The lighthouse. Okay, I'll remember that.
Should be there in a few hours, give or take.
>>7411806
And then I get put down for murdering a human.
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>>7411880
>She holds them out to the Yanmega.
I will extend luck to you on your trip. Safe travels. If you need to stop you are welcome here at any time.
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>>7411815
If I remember correctly, one day, I woke up somewhere else other than my house. Not exactly sure where. Suddenly surrounded by this jellyfish thing. I think they call it Nihilego. Then suddenly they were swiftly defeated by that weird lady and I ran off. Not completely sure what happened next.
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>>7411924
Right I'm writing this all down. Do you live in Alola? I need to know where you live.
This might be legitimate life and death for you.
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>>7411815
I think almost everyone here has had some kind of memory gap, like I can't remember ever coming to Sinnoh but apparently I've been here for a while.
>>7411880
Cool, I'll be waiting for you.
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>>7411956
Yeah I live in Alola. Live in Konikoni City. Sometimes I hear the kahuna crying about not having a boyfriend. Kind of sad really as I'd want to go try to cheer her up. And then figure out how the fuck she doesn't have a boyfriend.
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>>7411975
Yeah I sort of don't remember why I'm in Orre. I'm glad I keep notes on things.
I apparently killed 17 people, with a fire axe.
>>7411987
Pff, she's cursed to never have a bf as far as I understand. Whatever that mean I don't know but be careful I guess.
Did you catch either of those UBs?
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>>7412006
>Pff, she's cursed to never have a bf as far as I understand.
Eh, I think it's a bunch of BS. I plan on talking to her later and no "curse" will stop me.
>Did you catch either of those UBs?
The Kartana I caught, and the...Pheromosa I believe her name is, she means no harm so I let her in the house.
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>>7411924
>Nihilego
I am so sorry, anon.
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>>7411911
>Takes the berries.
Thank you. If I'm in the area again, I'll drop by, and try to repay you for this.
Be safe.
>Takes off, and flies in the direction of Sunnyshore
>>7411975
You'll see me when I reach you.
I'm sort of hard to miss.
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>>7412025
>The Kartana I caught
YOU DID? Did it take a lot of pokeballs?
Y-you let her in... Oh, Arceus. She hasn't laid eggs in you or anything has she?
>>7412026
Hey N how's Nihilego treating you?
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>>7412045
There is no need for repayment.
>She waves.
Take care!
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>>7412049
>Did it take a lot of pokeballs?
It took a couple. Knocked out a Pokemon. Fuck was he fast. And I swear he got even stronger with that knockout.
>Oh, Arceus. She hasn't laid eggs in you or anything has she?
NO she hasn't laid eggs on me. Apparently she's not like that.
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>>7412006
Weird stuff man, whereabouts in Orre are you?
I know Pheanac's a nice place to take some time to get your bearings.
>>7412045
Yeah, I'll watch out for you.
Feels strange sitting by this lighthouse, almost like I've waited for someone here before.
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>>7412090
You are one LUCKY motherfucker.
Kartana won't try to eat you but Pheromosa uses well pheromones to sway people.
Make sure she doesn't eat your skull or anything.
I'm Ex-Aether studying UBs so feel free to tell me about them I'll take any off your hands if need be.
>>7412112
Pyrite Town. I think I came to hide out from my murder spree. I guess I don't really have to worry about that. I might fight some trainers to make some cash and catch a flight to Alola to continue my studies.
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>>7412169
>Kartana won't try to eat you but Pheromosa uses well pheromones to sway people.
Surprisingly enough both were fairly gentle. Even Kartana. Now I got to go try to cheer up Olivia. However, something appeared in my window. It looks like a scale! Any ideas?
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>>7412209
>It looks like a scale! Any ideas?
Uh, Is it green and kind of bamboo-y looking? Let me check my files, like this?
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>>7412247
No, it looks pink. And it appeared when I mentioned Olivia. Which reminds me, I think I saw something like that on the news.
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>>7412169
Ah, Pyrite. Well I'd say I hope it's not as bad as I remember but it probably is.
Hope you're able to get to Alola and continue your research without going on any more murder sprees. Not even the people of Pyrite deserve that.
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>>7412266
Pink? I have no fucking clue I'm looking through my notes and files and I can't find anything like that.
Diancie?
>>7412276
Hahah I think it was my Aether base in Orre.
Anyway yeah I'm probably gonna scrounge up some money and see about moving. If you ever need a place to crash my friend will let anyone couch surf
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>>7412300
Dude take a break
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>>7412300
>Diancie?
No, that wasn't Diancie. Didn't think that was native to Alola. Thought she'd be found in Kalos.
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>>7412375
>Okay what pokemon is Olivia?
That's the Kahuna of Akala island in Alola. Not a Pokemon.
>What did it look like besides a scale? Color, shape?
It disappeared rather quickly. But it looked pink and I believe it looked like it had curly hair. Any Pokemon that could be like that?
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>>7412300
Not sure who Aether are, although if they're anything like Cipher then I understand why you'd be so violent towards them.
And thanks for the offer dude, but I'm good. I can basically make a nice little cave to live in wherever I go.
If I even run into you on my travels I'll come hang out, I guess.
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>>7412026
............
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>>7412049
It still acts like a young child and begs for sweets. For a child it behaves well enough.
>>7412413
Tapu Lele?
>>7412441
Yes, Red?
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>>7412441
I see you like to fuck bitches, I myself too like to fuck bitches.
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>>7412413
>That's the Kahuna of Akala island in Alola. Not a Pokemon.
Awkward. I never worked on the Alola branch so I don't know the people that well.
>Curly hair
Tapu Lele!
>>7412438
Yeah they're not fantastic. If I ever need a place to duck in we can chill.
>>7412452
Huh, well I guess you've tamed it.
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>>7412452
.................?
>>7412466
...............! .....?
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>>7412536
Hey Red
YOU SUCK
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>>7412536
So a staring contest is what you want?
Alright I can do that.
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>>7412488
I would hope that I have befriended it, at the very least.
Regardless, I am glad that my mental state is slowly recovering.
>>7412531
Is that not the Pokemon outside your window?
>>7412536
I am afraid I can't gather what you are asking.
Are you looking for Blue?
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>>7412531
Is that the pokemon you saw?
>>7412636
Lusamine was going to go get cured by Bill before she lost it and decided to launch nukes.
You think you could convince Colress to look into a way to get Nihilego toxin out of someone's body? I could talk with the new owners of Aether Foundation about getting him some free equipment.
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>>7412655
Certaintly. I'll speak with him about it once he's done fixing Unit One - I doubt he will listen to anything I say until then.
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>>7412655
>new owners of Aether Foundation
say what?
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>>7412701
SHIT! It's Tapu Lele! Why is she here?
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>>7412721
I don't know, she kills flowers and shit. Just don't piss her off talk to her like you'd talk to a god.
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>>7412547
.........?
>>7412580
.............?
>>7412636
..........
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>>7410527
It took me a while to find a movie theatre, They said they haven't had any Porygon or Salazzle come in the last week.
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>>7412758
Red do you speak sign language or anything?
>Aetheranon signs Hello
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>>7412740
>talk to her like you'd talk to a god.
Yeah no. But I will try to see what she wants. Will update as soon as I can.
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>>7412758
.........
>Stares intensely.
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>>7412701
Yes, Gladion has been a bit busy to run Aether.
>>7412758
.... Is your Pikachu with you?
I've heard it can understand you perfectly - if I can talk to it really quick perhaps we can figure out an effective way to communicate.
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>>7412897
Potentially - do Rose and Dave have any claims to Aether?
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>>7412766
>slaps the sandalit ass
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>>7412930
I'm not sure if the marriage documents were officially signed so probably not. Wouldn't be surprised if Lillie brought them in to help manage though.
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>>7412956
The Lillie gladion murdered?
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>>7412936
>slaps back
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>>7412985
thats future lillie bro
>>7412956
she was too busy griping all the time
and then she died
so two years from now bro has the hell job of owning all of aether
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>>7413084
He started it, I'm just looking for my mom
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Okay...I tried talking to Tapu Lele and she said nothing. So I decided to just go see Olivia but she kept getting in my way and it's starting to get a bit annoying. Is this that stupid curse that I heard about?
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>>7413085
>so two years from now bro has the hell job of owning all of aether
That's fucking brutal.
>>7413110
No more fucking ass slapping or I'm going to come over there myself. i'm hearing people talking about Cipher coming back.
I'm heading out.
>>7413115
Probably. Sorry try talking to N I gotta go check out this supposed Cipher lair.
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>>7413136
Okay. But Lele won't leave me alone. Hey N, know how to get rid of this?
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>>7413157
She won't let you leave your house, correct?
As an island guardian she may be trying top protect you from something outside.
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>>7413136
>eople talking about Cipher coming back.
>I'm heading out.
Don't get fucked up, man.
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>>7413136
>i'm hearing people talking about Cipher coming back.
>I'm heading out.
You know how I said earlier that I hope you don't go on any more murder sprees?
I take it back, fuck them up.
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>>7413242
Don't worry Guzzlord is tough as nails.
>>7413290
They set up some kind of new base behind Mt. Battle. I see a few dudes that look possibly Cipher? There's a few dudes in black suits talking to them.
They look like they're wearing IP badges so they must already- Scratch that they're going into the base.
Will update. Gotta move in.
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>>7413197
No, I'm outside my house and Lele just won't leave. Might miss my date because of this.
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>>7413342
They are so lucky that I'm not in Orre right now, that base would be fucking buried.
Be extremely careful, unlike Snagem Cipher are at least competent at being absolute scum.
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>>7413342
>IP working with Cipher
I knew they were scum
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>>7413110
>RUN ASS_SLAP.EXE
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>>7407368
By the way, offer is still standing for those intrested. It's against prosicution of mons like Cyndaquil, Torchic, Piplup, Bulbasaur, Popplio and even my number. More information can be revealed on request.
>>7413136
Oh, neat, an ultra beast. Hiya, call me Reese, fan of your type.
>>7413290
>>7413453
So, this cipher is a huge deal?
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>>7413568
He's not a UB, he's the UB's trainer.
We has a Xurkitree (however the fuck you spell that) here a while ago though.
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>>7413591
Zreeeeee?
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>>7412861
First off allow me to say hello!
Red doesn't like to talk much.... He looks rather busy staring at that ditto.
He mainly want to know what Plasma is doing here?
>>7412800
Hey! Aether is here too?
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>>7413568
Oh that sounds pretty intresting.
What exactly do you guys push for?
Getting rid of starter pokemon or trying to make a more broad selection out of starter pokemon?
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>>7413568
For me and most other wild Pokemon that lived in Orre around the time Team Snagem was active, yes.
There were a few of them that weren't that bad, even a few that helped us out, but I'd rather not talk about the rest.
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>>7413679
Well, hello.
Being here gives me easy access to world events without the legal filters and allows me to pinpoint trouble trainers.
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>>7413682
We're trying to expand the niche. as with there being a boatload of monotype water, grass and fire types - especially the last - we believe we can stop the over saturation of these rare few and instead bring peaceful tidings to the ecosystem they all lay in. There's a statistical report that one- fifth of all starters aren't even found in the wild, just bred! They were starved out in those conditions. That's the penalty we're up against.
>>7413683
You have my pity, it's a shame such organizations strive for tantalizing cruelty.
>>7413591
Well pardon my misconception, then.
>>7413633
Hiya, spindly cable!
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>>7406887
Videogames.
What types of pokemon do you guys like?
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>>7413731
Red just heard that uuh how do I put this...
"Gang" leaders came here and had to see for himself. So you aren't here to take over the world in self righteousness?
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>>7413510
>Rubs behind
I have no idea what you're saying but why did you take my mother. I get you're attracted to her, a lot of pokemon - and humans - are but you didn't have to steal her
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>>7413782
................!!!
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>>7413795
>UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR GO
SORRY HERE IS WHAT I SAID
'HI
JUST SO YOU KNOW IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE AS TO WHERE THE HELL YOUR MOTHER WENT
DOES SHE DISAPPEAR LIKE THIS A LOT?'
IF I STOLE YOUR MOM I WOULD CERTAINLY NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW
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>>7413791
>>7413800
Red is a double Nigger
And I bet that he takes Blue's fiery dragon dick in the ass
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>>7413826
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>>7413800
Really? Kinda expected that from the champ.
You like videogames?
>>7413826
Eat shit, grandpa.
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>>7413768
Intresting.
So you guys are more about keeping the ecosystem natural.
How do you guys feel about shiny farming?
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>>7413855
>>7413859
You can't catch me, i'm fucking dead
>fades into he distortion world
GAHAHAHahahahaha.....
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>>7413768
Yeah.
Good luck with your thing to help out starter Pokemon You're doing good things.
...Weird how that guy never gave an update after he said he would.
Anyone here know a quick way I can get from Sinnoh to Orre?
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>>7413768
As far as I know these specific species are selected as the regional starters through a combination of several factors, including their ease of training, being generally powerful if well trained, personality in general and, importantly rarity in the wild. It was hoped that this way their in the wild population would go up again but all it caused was making your kind more popular, and thus a much better target for less scrupulous hunters and breeders.
tl,dr not really a problem with the starter program, but with certain people being awful again.
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>>7413800
Did I win?
>Still staring.
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>>7413822
No if she's leaving for an extended period she tells me, well she has in the past
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>>7413859
.......
>>7413878
!
>>7413890
.........!!!
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>>7413878
Good riddance.
>>7413907
Never heard of that one. Is it any good?
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>>7413768
That is an interesting goal.
If you need Plasma's assistance let me know.
>>7413782
I like all Pokemon, but Zoroark is a favorite of mine.
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>>7413907
I saw you looking away at that old man.
I was watching all the time.
Victory is mine!
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>>7413791
Oh.
Definitely not.
My original goal was to liberate Pokemon, but now I aim for equality instead.
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>>7413900
OH
WELL I HAVE NO IDEA THEN
IVE BEEN SCOURING THIS ENTIRE ISLAND SINCE LAST NIGHT LOOKING FOR HER
BECAUSE IM WORRIED NOT BECAUSE OF MORE OBVIOUS REASONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS WHERE SHE MIGHT BE ?
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>>7413913
....
>>7413930
....!!! .....
>>7413936
.......
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>>7413936
oooh i know >>7413968 that look. he looks like he wants to work with you maybe...
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>>7413918
Zoroark are cool. You ever use it for pranks?
>>7413968
I'll check it out. Thanks.
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>>7413968
Your not getting a rematch.
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>>7413937
If she still had her phone my guess would be to look for you but since she dropped it I have no clue
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>>7414040
UH DID SHE EVER SAY WHERE SHE WENT BEFORE ?
ANY RECENT CALLS ON SAID PHONE?
LITERALLY ANY DECENT GUESS AT WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SALAZZLE WOULD BE GOOD RIGHT NOW
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>>7413997
He wasn't a prankster when I grew up with him, but I he disguised himself as a human and played for a rock band for a while before then.
After all, he is the one that taught me to play.
>>7413973
I can send the frigate coordinates if you two wish to help us here. I'm afraid I haven't been able to participate in field work due to a combination of chaos and several recent attempts to kidnap me, so if you meant to help in that sense there unfortunately isn't much to be done.
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>>7414211
Yeah the world is in pretty good shape comparatively...
We have seen a rise in gang activity linked to team rocket of all. The seem to be planning something and it's scary. Well at least we know where to find ya.
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>>7414004
I think Red won!
He is so cool....
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>>7414261
There was a war raged in Castelia recently over Unova's use of kill switches in registered Pokemon and a kill bounty on unregistered ones.
Plasma could use aid there.
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>>7414211
You learned to play guitar from a Zoroark? Neat.
Why aren't you out there fighting more bad trainers, anyway?
>>7414261
>Nuke.
>Riot in Unova.
Normal day in Paradise.
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>>7414281
aint cooler than me though
absolute zero up in this bitch
even atoms stop to take a glance
just that cool
i can even put him right behind blueser on my list of people to beat if you want
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>>7414341
It is no longer feasible for me to seek out any of the targets unless they live in remote areas - otherwise I get swarmed by people so often that doing my job no longer becomes possible.
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>>7414358
Hey I heard about you! Some new hotshot!
>>7414341
Should have seen inside of team rocket...
>>7414327
ok send us the place. we'll see what we can do.
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>>7414358
........
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>>7414393
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>>7414281
I agree.
He's quite the trainer.
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>>7414393
Don't you guys have ninjas? If you need something done I can do it.
>>7414409
Kanto right? Been a while since my pokemon have seen any action.
I'll get rid of them for you.
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>>7414450
Oh you are a fan to?! I totally want to meet him! I could learn so much!
>excited rambling...
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>>7414450
>>7414281
You just say that cause your both red too.
He got distracted, I won.
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>>7414477
They seem to be everywhere we go. We can't pin down where exactly they are headquartered at. Kanto is a good place to start though.
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>>7414409
The Plasma headquarters in Castelia are apart of the Pokemon shelter in the city.
Just tell them I sent you and they should fill you in.
>>7414424
It wouldn't work.
I have waist length green hair and a Zekrom.
>>7414477
Yes, but they're still very wanted by both the IP and the Unovan government, so we only send the shadow triad after the highest priority targets.
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>>7414115
No she never did say when she's left on her trips
>looks through phone for a bit then drops it
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>>7414409
yeah dude
waiting for the current champ to get back from kalos
guess he needed a mega stone
not that it'll help
>>7414414
whats up red
ill get to you after blueser the charilard
is he actually your man or like
are the fujoshis reading into shit again
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>>7414547
WHAT
DID YOU FIND SOMETHING
A CLUE ? ?
>>7414532
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>>7414532
............!!!
>>7414565
............! ...?
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>>7414584
Hey! A cool porygon! you guys are rare.
>>7414565
I am sure Red would enjoy challenging you. That is.... if you actually manage to be champ.
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>>7414530
Can do.
>>7414532
Aren't you liked by the police now? You could probably clear them of their crimes.
Maybe.
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>>7414584
I'm the only man know if with long lime green hair aside from Ghetsis - that won't change regardless of how I wear it.
Wearing woman's clothing would make the matter worse.
I'm definitely the only man with long green hair with these scars.
>>7414648
The police have orders to grab me as well last I checked, but most choose to turn a blind eye to my presence.
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>>7414584
>scrambles to pick up the phone and switch it to something else while eyes are closed
Nope it was nothing at all
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Yo I am looking for a new roommate
my last one disappeared without saying why he was leaving, if anyone is interested, my place is in Goldenrod
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>>7414686
I CAN TELL YOURE LYING TO ME
SHOULD I TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THAT
>>7414674
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>>7414634
01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111
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>>7414696
...... Are you referring to Silver?
Because he was rooming with Gladion and I until we had a ... Disagreement.
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>>7414674
Well you can't fault me for suggesting. Good luck with your pokemon rights at least.
>>7414696
Gold? Nope sorry I've got a nice thing in Unova.
If Team Rocket kills me someone feed my Growlithe at least.
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Is the blonde douche gone?
>>
>>7414604
yeah i don't speak body language
is that a yes or no
need to know before i accidentally hit on your man or his man
>>7414634
fuck yeah i will be once
>>7414765
excuse me
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>>7414732
I was just mooching off your snacks and seeing if you knew were my dad was
I got my own place now, I was rooming with Gold but he just up an left
Your not allowed to stay at my new crib, The living French Fry will get me evicted for unsanitary smells
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>>7414805
I mean welcome challenger!
I'm the champion! Yeah, uh- You ready?
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>>7414805
>>7414846
........!!!!!!!!!
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>>7414805
ugh no... Red is uuuh.... Socially inept....
We are leaving for Castelia. Be there in a few hours. Good luck with your challenge!
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>>7414805
Consider that Blue got really friggin angry at the S.S. Anne being stolen for more reasons than it just being his.
>>
>>7413872
We're not keen on it, but even we got limitations to what we can do. Mutations of species happen everyday because of it, though; here's an example.
>>7413885
Thanks, we mostly go off donations and petty carnival rides we set up from time to time.
>>7413887
That's just the bizarre world we live in, chromer. Can't really do anything about it but pick up.
>>7413918
Much obliged. I know plamas intents are sound, even if their execution is rocky. Surely we'll make use of the movement.
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>>7414895
sure dude
im sure ill slip up and call your trainer hot either way
>>7414953
so
might be their friend-zone boat
>>7414816
you fucking look like
oh shit
2mil poke and you have your kadabra make you forget this
>>7414846
yeah dude
show me you pokes
>Trainer Dave sent out Metagross!
>Metagross Mega Evolved!
>Metagross used Hone Claws!
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Hello everyone!
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>>7415045
Alright.
Its great that you guys push towards a better tomorrow.
Anyway how I could give support?
>>
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>>7415051
Oh boy.
>(Soon to be Ex)Champion Orrefag sends out Gliscor!
>Fire Fang!
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>>7415045
Not with that attitude. These last few crazy weeks, as destructive they were, have shined a light on pokemon activism and it's time for you to be heard.
>>7415051
Hell yeah it was. Even getting it back didn't make him any less angsty about it all.
>>
>>7415080
You CAN help us find a consolidating name. We're trying to find one that bests utilizes our effort, but the ones we have are rather..dingy? Something catchy, and more over to the point - that would do.
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>>7415081
>Mega Metagross used Meteor Mash!
>On a 0 its attack will be raised by one!
>>7415107
>7415107
sweet
guess that means i get free flirting rights
fuck yeah
>>
>>7415081
(What's Orrefag's Pokémon levels?
Need to know for this calculation)
>>
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>>7415051
and you are? why should I accept your money
unless you want the spare room leave me alone
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>>7415128
>A jar of apple juice appears in the middle of the battlefield
>Evens: That's it
>Odds: Suspicious..
>>
>>7415179
(+1 252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 244 HP / 8 Def Gliscor: 421-496 (195.8 - 230.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO )
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>>7415128
>>7415201
(Sorry about that. You can use that Odd from my deleted post.)
>Parasect goes out!
>Parasect used X-Scissor!
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>>7415184
fffuuuuck
fine
im a damn time traveler
erase your memory before you fuck shit up for future you douchebag
>>7415200
fffuuuuck
>dashes out and nabs it while pokes are being switched
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>>7415114
Starter pokemon redirection team.
Eco balancers.
Not team plasma.
Can't think of any other right now, hope it helps.
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>>7415246
>A brick appears on the ground infront of you
>Evens: You eat shit and fumble the AJ
>Odds: I just gave you a brick to brick things with
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Nice fight "Champion."
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>>7415277
....
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>>7415234
(8 Atk Parasect X-Scissor vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Metagross-Mega: 24-28 (7.9 - 9.3%) -- possibly the worst move ever )
>It hit!
>Metagross used Hone Claws!
>>7415276
>He stumbles and the apple juice crashes the ground
>A single tear runs down his face
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>>7415246
you seem like a bigger ass than me, I think I will keep my memory so I know to avoid you if I ever see you
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>>7415313
>A spoon with a tag materializes in the remains of the juice jar
>" :P "
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>>7415313
>Parasect used Seed Bomb!
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>>7415321
fuck you silver
bad step brother
worst room mate
>>7415351
>It missed!
>Metagross used Hone Claws!
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>>7415358
Parasect you can do this!
>Parasect used Spore!
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>>7415351
>A Zubat watches from the sidelines
>It quietly cheers and squeaks for Orrefag
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>>7415386
(Well shit, we never planned for how sleep would be calc'd. Evens he wakes up and uses his move, odds he stays asleep? Max three turns asleep?)
>It hit!
>Metagross is asleep!
>Metagross will use Meteor Mash if it wakes up!
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>>7415394
Thanks little buddy!
>>7415443
(Sounds good to me!)
>Parasect used Seed Bomb!
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>>7415482
>Metagross will use Meteor Mash if it wakes up!
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>>7415504
(Rip forgot to put this in the post)
+3 252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Parasect: 709-835 (359.8 - 423.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>7415504
>>7415520
>Parasect is down!
Good work Parasect! Go Magneton!
>Fire Hidden Power!
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>>7415559
MAGNETON
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7415559
(Using Hone Claws three times means all evens and odds will hit except dubsfail)
>Metagross used Hammer Arm!
+3 252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Hammer Arm vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Magneton: 796-938 (330.2 - 389.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>7406887
Rape.
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>>7415584
>Magneton is taken back.
I'm getting serious now!
>Out goes Noivern!
>Noivern used Flamethrower!
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>>7415107
You have a point, but within those same catastrophes, anything can happen. We're not keen on getting nuked by the fanatics of the week, yet..it's a risk we're willing to make.
>>7415249
Team Eco sounds lovely, actually. Perhaps we'll use that!
Hey, unrelated..have any of you seen a Totodile around? Starts with the letter L?
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