kpop
first for tanner making me cum
2nd for choaboy making me cum
3rd for yeinssi making me cum
4th for charr making me cum
5th for binnieboy making me cum
5th for purity, friendship and positive thoughts
7th for new poster making me cum
xth for fedorabro
9th for scatposter
10th for goodnight for real
whatever for the best meme
>>7392391
gudnatt
>>7392279
post some more thicc choa
>>7392442
wow a choa thread
choa chaps ww@?
dont do it choab-
>>7392452
i did not make the thread actually so that wasnt mine
but im glad to see a choa thread
i'm jerking off to choa
contemplating suicide
how
very carefully
good you don't want to make any mistakes. But what method would you use?
any worried man in
Take good care of your pets
word i like choa too
definitely pulled a muscle in my back somehow...
>>7392522
let me massage your cock for you
>>7392539
no thanks, but i would love a back rub
Ill give u one if u call me oppa
this thread is gonna make me stroke to choa
>>7392558
if that's what i gotta do...
whoops, quoted the wrong post
>>7392521
that's weak if you're a psycho who wants to go out in an ostentatiously brutal fashion
post your dick
im at work
tfw got up at midnight and have to sleep in an hour but nowhere near tired
imagine jimin
>>7392647
just masturbate it makes you tired
if someone's suffering from life and genuinely wants to end their life they should at least do so as peacefully as they can
word
>>7392660
it doesn't work that way for me but thanks for the advice
>>7392707
make me cum
make me cum
sleep time
night
>>7392707
well just masturbate then.
but why
god this little slut makes me so fucking hard
im hard now too
do something about it
just jerk off idiot thats what im gonna do
>just jerk off idiot thats what im gonna do
scatman u a bitch nigga
>>7392892
make me cum
any dex man in
>>7392279
is there a thicc 1-5 too?
post some discords of people who will make me cum
It was ok. But I suppose anything would be nice if you're dry for almost a year. Also this was the first time I fucked a girl with such big tits and it wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. The logistics were complicated and they were like bowling balls.
>>7393389
way to go, chad.
>>7393398
Far from it. Just approach girls man.
>>7393402
lol
>>7392854
whose shit is that
choaboy considers everyone who has had sex before their 40th birthday a chad.
>just approach girls man
if only this worked for non-chads
It can.
>>7393402
it was a compliment lol, just take it.
doesnt matter if it works, ruined my sexuality years ago.
I'll never find a girl attractive again unless she's a 9/10+ asian qt
choaboy has had more cybersex than most sex normies have in their lifetimes.
I just want to cum on a pretty asian girl's face.
shut the fuck up
>>7393479
word
ruined your sexuality how? by beating your dick broken?
just too many years of strictly beating it to kpop or asian porn
thats all
>>7393485
word
>>7393555
what race are you and what region are you from
>>7393581
white male from america
there are many asian communities in america
>>7393479
lol what does this even mean.
'ruined my sexuality'
can't remember the last time i've seen an asian girl irl
>>7393594
I wouldn't expect you to understand
but if you knew how to read and read my post again you would understand what I meant
it's ~30 minutes ago for me and bonus point for them being literal schoolgirls
most of the asian girls here are foreign exchange students who don't speak english well and only hang out with each other
>>7393601
sounds like a pretty retarded problem if that's the only thing holding you back.
Most of the Asians here are Chinese restaurant owners
how can someone who has never been laid in their life criticize me
marrying a slovinian chinese girl
>>7393621
It really is pretty retarded, though.
explain how its retarded or dont bother replying lol
>tfw i just realized the last asian girl i remember was also the last girl that asked me out
>tfw i was in denial of my yellow fever at that time
>tfw she moved out of my city now
>tfw i deleted my facebook and we didn't exchange numbers
They speak Chinese and Slovene so good luck
you can translate for me
You just made it sound like a real problem, being arrogant and having incredibly high standards isn't all that serious and can be fixed.
>>7393649
post her thicccccccness
she wud be a gr8 thigh fuck
>>7393479
You've developed a fixation on beautiful Asian women, with CBT you can get rid of this fixation
gross pervs
>>7393684
are you saying i have to fuck white girls or something?
cuz theres no way
Her arms look really short here
>>7393699
How old are you?
im 21
shes smol
you can always fuck your own hand for the rest of your life m8
Then get therapy if you're really that addicted and obsessed with Asian women.
Either that or jerk off to kpop for the rest of your life.
I'm 27 years old and only had sex with my own hand and a few onaholes. You're not special just because you never had sex with another person before.
Would kpop general jerk or suck me off?
850
sorry loser but I'm not you
test
>>7393749
Being obsessed with '9/10' Asian women makes you a loser too, in a way.
posting here makes you a loser, in everyway
I agree we are just losers for different reasons
if we weren't all losers in some sort of way we wouldn't be posting on a board that is 99% furfags, anime, homosexuals and bronies lol
>>7393771
How often do you fap to kpop then?
>>7393803
like 4+ times a day
>>7393811
Sounds like a kpop version of a porn addiction, but I'm no expert.
>>7393811
post some hot cheng so i can cum too.
I am a gay nigger
The fact that we are posting here and not on a designated /kr/ board is the fault of the system that's keeping the kpg brother down
>>7393845
ok lets cum together
>>7393862
but you just called me a loser.
>>7393860
That sweatshirt is from Acne's F/W 2015 and I really want it
>>7393879
you are a loser but everyone needs to cum
>>7393895
make me cum
>>7393895
well keep going then
>>7394040
so much cheekfat lost
my ass is sore
what happened to it?
I fucked him in his ass
*omos*
soobuggo..
Jackson is a fat fucking nigger
KYS
Pretty rude
:3
Yujin was sexy in the Hobgoblin mv w
he may be a fatass loser but i don't think he's a nigger
stop bullying me
keep posting soobuggo
Bullying your jackson slave in your sex dungeon.
I have to go
taking a shit atm lads
I took a shit in a public toilet for the first time in my life (28 years) today.
liar
our favorite wjsns so cute together just like a couple <3
that's not Exy and Cheng though
oh I meant me and my friends favs but exy and chengy and good together too
nice, I love Exy
I think exy has another girl in mind though...
It's true. I always hold my shit in until I can get home.
PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME JIHO NOONA
jiho is very cute
>3/10 yellow fever boy
>talking about others being virgin
>vlive doesnt translate celeb posts on ch+ channels
>English fansites not translating celeb posts to abide by the rule of not reposting exclusive ch+ content
any non-virgin man in
>>7394982
lol
Saucing in the city, dont get misinformed
GO THE FUCK AWAY
Kill yourself you sack of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
https://youtu.be/x6BzMBfhtv8
>https://youtu.be/x6BzMBfhtv8
word
god I HATE the new LASTFM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gosh it is so BAAAAAaaaaAAAaaAAAadddDD waaahhh
>>7394310
scatman...
>>7394310
its "doing a poo", you absolute cretin
Minaring..
feel like stroking to a young kpop girl, not sure who
arin
>>7395169
somi
I do it too much to her someone else
>>7395194
tzuyu if you wanna be a normie.
maybe yeri?
or chaeyoung
>>7395208
do you have any sexy chaeyoung to share
>>7395059
whats troubling you about it
>>7395219
should ask me on discord.
>>7395259
you not making me cum
>>7395267
but who are you
Sometimes#1726
>>7395271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zKT2cysKaw
can't really post that here.
>>7395289
oh rip :(
>>7395309
asdf#5078
>>7395164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqRhOGNxO5k
kill all kfappers
>>7395268
I think that features been in place a while
>>7395378
Stop whining.
kill yourself first
Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
Drive my car into the ocean
soobuggo..
smol
smoler
Dahyun is taller than Soobin, if the heights I found on the internet are correct
I read that Soobin is 159 while Dubu is 158,6cm.
do you have a citation for that claim friendo?
They measured her on the army show. You probably found the information that she's 167cm tall
that would make her around 5'4", almost 5'5", and it says online that Soobs is 5'3" or like 161cm, and I also found something that says she's 5'2"
idk, they lie or are rong often
your penis is small jackson lol
Kpops like to exaggerate their height so you can't know for sure until there's actual proof
The dishonest media is totally lying about Dahyuns height. Sad!
She's not completely honest with her insoles and high shoes either dbh. They joked about it in Twice Private Life
it's ok 2 be smol dubu
whenever i am too tired to do another set, i picture my khusband mocking me for my weakness.
fuck bf1 desu
>>7393802
This thread has nothing to do with any of those things though. It just happens to be the board where nsfw+kpop can be posted without thread deletions
>diarrhea for days
>suddenly constipation
HATE THIS MEME
there is nothing to do at work and I've only taken one delivery out
been on my phone for the last hour
I love those days they feel comfy
rimjobs feel comfy
no it's bad, it means everyone is going to order all at once later on and I'm going to be more fucked than a Gianna Michael's gangbang scene
>>7396067
one litre of lukewarm water and 2-3 cups of coffee first thing in the morning
thank me later
>>7396159
go clean something you bum
>>7396232
I'm the driver, I drive
clean my dick off after it's been inside your wife
eating a skirt steak atm lads
>>7396004
what are you training?
>>7396418
safe blud
Lee Luda
hi
gonna have some steak after a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQMg56ZVZY
>>7396756
can you just like maybe fuck off and die already
get ham instead
>>7396763
grow up pathetic fuck
>>7396769
end your existence you fat chicago deep dish lookin ass nigger
you're a sad person and I feel bad for you
>a subhuman feels bad for me
can't even call you a person desu
sounds like you have some issues you need to work out
build
the
wall
>>7396840
yeah, can I work them out on your face with a hammer you fat fucking reject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbK2DO5xKA
I took a nap.
It's very easy for me to hate people
>>7396902
be my fit coach
>>7396920
make me cum
>>7396922
baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_cePGP6lbU
>>7396477
i'm doing starting strength, but when i wrote that post i had squats in mind. i'm hitting a wall at 185
Why isn't it possible to voluntarily die using some somatic mechanism
As a survival method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgB6d_DL78
>>7396938
you never have to actually cum tho
my discord is youngjiddle x eunseo#5610 but you wouldn't even message me
>>7396980
I will soon
>>7396665
uh sorry i guess
>>7396991
make me cum boy fighting xd
>>7396980
what a slut
>>7397047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWoHhPqaR5Q
go make that guy cum
kfapping losers go home
>>7396999
?
>>7397003
what is a good discord name
>>7397133
Sometimes
>>7397133
NotJacksonsAltAccount#9865
jk lol
>>7397153
that's dumb I need something creative and fun
>get a letter through the door
>assume it's neetbux related
>just the opticians being clingy again
whew, feels like I dodged a bullet there lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>7396067
that's my life
gets to the point you're always looking forward to to the other one just to spare you the current situation
You won't dodge my bullet
Kill me please
*tickles you to death*
tickle me until i cum
you guys are so gross
still need a creative discord name
JoyDivision
gsl tonight, group F featuring Scarlett, the first foreigner to qualify for GSL in Korea, she's also the most successful female progamer of all time (though she is trans which is still widely unknown by some people lol)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/518596-code-s-groups-g-and-f-preview-gsl-season-1-2017
none of you are clever or funny
*tickles Jackson out of him extremely grumpy attitude*
what is that bitch doing to the poor crab
dinner
savage
*accidentally tickle jackson to cum*
rather be dead than let you touch me dbh
i need my dick inside youngji asap
*tickles Jackson and he dies*
based
I wish jackson would fucking die in a pool of his own shit and vomit and his parents wouldn't even care enough to give him a proper funeral, they'd just haul his fat ass out back and throw him in a hole
>>7397361
>(though she is trans which is still widely unknown by some people lol)
Really? I thought the talk surround the Iron "Lady" win announced it to the whole world
stop saying my name
jacky
jackson
>>7397473
new fans or casuals don't know also iron lady was in like 2011 right? lol
scarscar is so pretty
I only come here because of jackson desu
>>7397475
how is jiae so perfect?
shes not even close to average
p e r f e c t
e
r
f
e
c
t
perfect
any 3pl8squat man in
any depressed man in
still kpop soty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb4eugxW5z8
keep dreaming kid
any high on life man in
any just woke up man in
I've been woke for a while
>>7397644
yes make me cum
any looking for new cologne to buy man in
get Comme Des Garçons 2
get Comme Des Garçons 2
get Comme Des Garçons 2
fake friends
what do i gotta do to have my pics posted in these threads
be cute
be cute
remind me to never try and make internet friends again
>theyre the problem not me
>>7397862
damn
>>7397845
your personality is nothing to be proud of either.
yeah, they're the problem
>>7397592
Here
i tried making internet friends today too and we said hi but they continued talking and i didn't want to interrupt them so i didn't say anything and then left
don't waste your time with internet friends
i tried making internet friends once and got blocked
if you don't want internet friend, than what are you doing here? we'd be better off without your constant bitter posting about it
>friends
i've made plenty of friends over the internet.
im lonely
I was right
everyone started ordering all at once and now I'm more fucked than a trailer park in a tornado
>>7397947
well all i wanted was to play video games and i could play with them so it's alright
they said i could come again so at least they don't hate me
well, you're not going to cure your loneliness by constantly complaining about it in a thread where everybody already dislikes you. you're just digging your hole deeper and deeper.
I don't care
>>7398462
that's nice
you do care, seeing as how you complain about it in every thread.
can you just post Sunny instead
I've met some nice friends online and even met two of them IRL. Sometimes it's hard to find amazing people but luck has its ways
i tried making internet friends but i remembered how much i hate keeping up contact
Don't worry about it
friends are a way you lull yourself into the illusion of being able to connect to a person in a meaningful way and forget that ultimately you're alone in the world, raise above your meaningless escapism and ditch the friend concept
>>7398491
From kpg?
Does everyone tip the pizza delivery guy?
Don't worry about it
Nah. I'll round it up to the nearest pound for the local chinese but that's because they deliver within 20 minutes
why do you all hate each other so much
it's ok if you don't like somebody but going out of your way to insult each other and to be rude won't change anything other than dragging everybody down
>>7398522
Nah they were from old multiplayer games I used to play, but there are a few people from the boards that I would meet up with
>>7398581
it's only jackson and franz
Let's all be nice dbh
there are some mean bullies here
yeah like jackson
>>7398523
not everyone, I remember certain addresses/people and make sure to deliver theirs last so it's not as warm
sometimes if it's someone I really dislike I'll take the pizza out of the carrier bag so it's almost cold when it finally gets there :3
no, i dont do anything mean, and if people say i do they're lying
>>7398642
this nigga savage, ruthless
my choice of waifu makes people think i'm someone else
>>7398643
fuck off lol
do you have some kind of mental illness?
>>7398642
remind me not to mess with you..
>kpg
>mental illness
..................
dont worry about it
i want a jackson bf asap
>>7398642
so if i tip more, will i get my pizza faster?
>>7398684
usually yes
there's one customer who orders weekly and doesn't tip, he told me to fuck off one night for no reason so every time he orders I make sure to reach down my pants and put my hand all over his pizza
that's fucking disgusting
>>7398722
I'll never order pizza again
>>7398642
dangerous game you're playing mate, you'd be getting some grim reviews if you tried that round my end
>>7398722
i would tip you to take a big shit on my pizza
word, getting grease all over your hand...
>>7398722
>>7398722
lmao what the fuck dude.
I would order pizza and tip just because the seolhyuncuck is cute
>>7398763
sorry, but I drive 5 miles out of my way from the bubble I'm allowed to so this guy can have his pizza and he had the nerve to tell me to fuck off for no reason without even giving me Washington's
don't tell the pizza boy to fuck off and not expect some extra sausage on your pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmeRP_siKv8
Welp that's it, I'm never ordering any kind of delivery again
feels good to live in a country where tipping people is unheard of
i usually tip like 4-5 dollars
>>7398802
shut up and write more stories you retard
>4-5 dollars
That's like half the value of a pizza though, isn't it? Or are yours really expensive?
tipping here is almost never done
we don't usually order just one pizza
wait are you guys ppl who call one slice of pizza one pizza? anyway if you're ordering pizza for delivery it's gonna be a pie which is 10~ from a chain maybe 13 from a real pizza place. 4 is an fine tip
any Domino's man in
Dad usually gets a pizza on his way from work but when I do order, I may let the guy keep the copper, maybe round it up if it's less than 50 cents. That's the only kind of "tipping" there is here.
>ordering pizza from shitty chain restaurants
literally fucking neck urself
Delievered pizza is ~8€ here. And yes, it's a whole pizza. We don't have brand pizza restaurants.
i enjoy dominos and pizza hut pizza from time to time
little caesars is alright i guess
jacky!
>>7398920
and you wonder why nobody likes you
>>7398902
they cost like 7 - 10 euros here, usually about 8.
>>7398835
this
>be american
>have to pay half your order again in tip to avoid ballsweat on your pizza
or
>go and pick it up yourself
>get stopped by protestors along the way
>get shot when you get there
>disliking people because they are "mean"
>disliking people for saying the truth
a 10 inch from a place we order from a lot is $7.15
>>7398949
He's right about that though. Find a good local and your takeaway experience will be much improved
america sounds like a shitty place dbh
>>7398939
christ, do you live in a rural area? in my neighborhood they've opened a little caesars and it depresses me to see how much business they get when there are about three other pizzerias within a 10 minute walking distance. Dominos is ok if you're looking for hungover food, but there's no reason to deprive yourself when looking for an actual meal.
>he doesnt make his own 'za from scratch
shiggy
>>7398990
we have no local pizza place in my city
>>7398990
eh, not always. i've had plenty of bad food from local places. most chains aren't bad at all.
>>7399000
i live outside of west philly.
I prefer gyros desu
I'd tip 8bit with my dick
>>7399032
my man
you can get a pizza for 4€ here if you get it at a kebap place
for proper pizza that's not made from turks you pay 7-10€ though
>>7399032
same. makes me proud to be greek
I'm about to eat desu, I don't think I can finish both tho I fucked up, you want one?
>>7399007
How is this possible
>>7399023
Well aye there'll be plenty of bad ones but it's worth experimenting till you find one that suits you. Tends to work out cheaper in my experience too (two 16" for £14 at my usual)
Can i suck your dick while you are eating instead
>>7393512
rui~
>>7399102
i like your keyboard
>>7399102
Uninstall that malware utorrent client and get this. thank me later.
http://www.oldapps.com/utorrent.php?old_utorrent=38
install gentoo
>>7399102
cute setup.
I would never give advice to someone with a momo wallpaper dbh
>>7399102
pls
seolhyun do you live near ghetto boys that sometimes toss around the pizza guy when they feel like it?
>>7399207
I wish I could.. can't finish it..
tfw just got a pedophile banned
tfw ultra rare fetish
jacky..
is it scat
>>7399363
fedorabro..
eating a massive toblerone
Can't stand pizza desu
love pizza desu
DISGUSTING, who eats pizza like that
Jonghyun has an album coming sometime within the next 5 months
>>7399726
i've done it a few times when i was really hungry desu
>>7399726
Maybe she wanted a calzone instead but it was too late to change the order
>calzone
>>7399688
make me cum
>>7399962
bly stil jy cheekyprawn
>>7399102
whats on top of dark souls?
>>7400035
please make me cum
Just tell me why~
>>7398722
can you cum on my pizza
Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!
>>7400072
You're so hard to forget~
hello?
hi
>>7400213
>preview pics
Kys
>>7400189
no, the next line is: (korean part) Tell me why~
>>7400175
nice ass
>>7400213
hi, how are you
>>7400234
No, the line following mine would be "Don't remind me, I'm not over it." We were singing David Archuleta.
>>7400072
The car is in the front yard
And im sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And youre GONE
https://youtu.be/dSnvjued6Ok
>>7400285
IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY
it's way too lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfhuAWGscvg
There ain't a lot that you can do in this town
You drive down to the lake and then you turn back around
You go to school and you learn to read and write
So you can walk into the county bank and sign away your life
I work at the fillin' station on the interstate
Pumpin' gasoline and countin' out of state plates
They ask me how far into Memphis son, and where's the nearest beer
And they don't even know that there's a town around here
Someday I'm finally gonna let go
'Cause I know there's a better way
And I wanna know what's over that rainbow
I'm gonna get out of here someday
Someday
Now my brother went to college 'cause he played football
I'm still hangin' round cause I'm a little bit small
I got me a 67 Chevy, she's low and sleek and black
Someday I'll put her on that interstate and never look back
Someday I'm finally gonna let go
'Cause I know there's a better way
And I wanna know what's over that rainbow
I'm gonna get out of here someday
I'm gonna get out of here someday
Someday
Someday
mejh
sanso gateun neo
nan neoman deuriswimyeon
dasi naebaeteul su eobseo
i janinhan gotong soge
naega jugeogago itjanha
eoreum gadeon sarang dalkomhaetdeon gotong
mulgyeol gatdeon naui jinsimeun
eoreum gatdeon yuhok dalkomhaetdeon nunmul
areumdabge nal jugeumeuro
sanso gateun neo
nan neoman deuriswimyeon
dasi naebaeteul su eobseo
i janinhan gotong soge
naega jugeogago itjanha
retarded fucks
That was entirely uncalled for
>>7400591
word
im sorry
I don't think you're actually sorry
im truly sorry and i wont do it again
sip sip sip sip, sip your sorrows away
you will do it again. because you have nothing else to say so you just spout negative shit all the time.
I have plenty positive things to say
just don't say anything.
Raoul
Raoul
Raoul
Raoul and the kings of Spain
>>7400038
path of exile
sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to
i know you won't, because you crave attention.
yeah, ofc, a lot of people want attention
You dont know me
This is the working hour
We are paid by those
Who learn from our mistakes
Find out
Find out
What this fear is about
but nobody here actually likes you and you detract from the quality of the threads.
i like jackson
t. not jackson
the quality of the thread? come on... baka
kys jackson
attitudes like that are the reason the threads get so bad.
>the threads already shit so who cares lol
just leave jackson
Stop arguing!!
they get bad because of people bitching at each other all the time
people wouldn't bitch at each other if jackson didn't come in here and provoke it with stupid negative comments for no reason.
yeah they would
it's mostly anons anyway
>>7400914
word, post cute waifus
post cute waifus
>>7400914
word, post cute husbands
can do
that shit gave me a jag on the way out
it hurts to sit down ;_;
>>7401039
My lap is soft you can sit here
don't do it it's a trap
It's not a trap. Jeongboy come sit here too I can comb your hair..
word
>>7401108
The CUTEST
i need a hairCUT dbh
hm
the bulls suck, they need to trade butler to get good draft picks, he can't lead a team, and his prime will never match up with anyone we get
nobody cares
^
>tfw MCW isn't working out like I thought he would
whats going on here
Tannerrrrrrr
>>7401261
did you see he's coming back in feb
Luda is on top of the trends
cocks, and cum
me irl
Please notice me other sugaposter
>>7401735
>being afraid of cute doggies
maybe she had a bad experience with doggo or cat
>i will never get a suga bf
reminder that exercise is key
reminder that suicide is the only option
cute kgirls keep us going
>>7401975
with your heart soooo cold
suicide isn't the only option
there's many options
im not gonna make it until 2018
:/
self-destructive behavior
don't kill yourselves idiots
sniping in bad company 2 is fun. it feels a lot easier than in 3 or 4.
Will killing ourselves give me and this anon >>7401852 a sugabf
everyone will make it
everyone gets a sugabf in heaven but we're all degens so probably not
my psychologist doesnt know i hurt myself
never trust doctors
whoaaoh, your life is a mystery
word i fear involuntary hospitalization more than anything
I'm sorry
I'm not comfortable enough with my psychiatrist to be completely honest with him either. I have this tumor growing on my soul that could be combated with openness and honesty but I just can't talk about it.
k
*repents*
opening up is hard
why do you wear the
mask
suga just made me sin again
doctors pretend to be compassionate and when they have your trust they'll abuse you
sub zeroooooooo
compassion
We're repenting right now
sugablasting right now
unhealthy attitudes ...
trust nobody
not even yourself