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HG Thread No gays allowed edition

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HG Thread

No gays allowed edition
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>>7389970
I approve of this thread
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>>7389970
Thank you for this thread. I'll try my best.
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>>7389851
Not bad...for an amateur.
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>>7389970
I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit.
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>>7390021
>>7389970
AHEM
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>>7389970
Wrong.
>>7389853
And this isn't even finished. I might host another one if needed, but not now. you're welcome!
>>7390021
I know, right? Sprinkle in a few events to keep people on their toes if you ever want to host.
It's much more fun when you actually do it, yo!
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Uhh

First 24
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>>7390103
Tsareena
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>>7390059
I see. Sucks for them huh?

>>7390062
I'll take your word with a grain of salt.
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>>7390103
Ibaraki Douji
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>>7390103
Comfy ket
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>>7390103
Cutest jew ever
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>>7390103
Korekiyo Shinguji
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>>7389970
>Slowly pokes head out of the ground.
Meanie!
>Goes back into the hole
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>>7390103
One pissed off pupper
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>>7390103
Alfred Jones
>>7390113
It's mostly if you want to put effort in. You CAN just host without any alterations, but exercising creativity is pretty damn fun, honestly!
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>>7390103
Kokichi Ouma
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>>7390103
Nrvnqsr Chaos
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>>7390103
Yuri defender
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>>7390103
Citizen Snips
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>>7390103
Tiny snek
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>>7390103
Ash Crimson
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>>7390103
Haru
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>>7389983
>>7390004
>>7390053
>>7390062
>>7390127
In my defense, I was order to designate it as that.
>>7390103
Puru Eight
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>>7390103
Edge Fencer
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>>7390103
Ze Major
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>>7390103
Ursula-sensei
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>>7390103
Amami Rantaro
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>>7390103
Jupiter
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>>7390103
Reigen Arataka
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>>7390103
Comfy Kat
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>>7389970
Hey! Zeon a shit!
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>>7390103
James Storm
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>>7390160
It doesn't bother me one bit, but it's a little cold-hearted to those who can't help but love someone of the same sex.
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>>7390130
>>7390135
>>7390152
>>7390154
>>7390169
>>7390173
>not reading the OP
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>>7390103
Re-L
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>>7390167
Booooob-chan!
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>>7390103
Gyro Zeppeli

>>7390186
I can't read.
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>>7390142
>hitomi
>advocating or defending yuri
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>>7390130
Maybe so, but there is no prize to be won...no nothing to gain other than a thank you. That's just not my style.
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Man it's dead in here.

Echo: "Man it's dead in here."
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>>7390186
I read it, but I fail to see how that applies to me.
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>>7390160
Well, that's alright. I'm just saying, though; wrong.
I'm standing here right now, even if I'm not exclusively gay. Ain't nothing gonna force me out of here.
>>7390186
And it seems you didn't read my post.
>>7390203
You CAN put yourself in. People see it as a dick move, but you can do it if you want.
Besides, compliments go a long way. Just someone saying thank you can make your day, depending on who you are.
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>>7389970
>>7390004
>>7390169
>The Oni tugs at the boy's sleeve to get his attention
Hey, human! Tell me what this "gays" is!
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>>7390103
Late Baki
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>>7390103
Space Dandy
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I love you
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>>7390186
What are you implying?

>>7390220
I'm happy with this. Let's continue.
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>>7390196
Eyes on the black board.

>>7390220
Ready.
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>>7390186
I took part of my time to read the whole thing, too bad that I still can't understand what it means.
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>>7390226
This "gay" is when two people of the same sex love each other. Most of the population is straight, so I'm baffled as to why they mentioned not having gays around here. The chances of there being any here are slim.
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>>7390202
It must be done
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>>7390220
Why are you taking too long? Start it!
Even if I don't like this... teammate?
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>>7390225
Maybe to a sad desperate loser, but what makes my day is going shopping or beating someone to a pulp. Mostly the former though.
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>>7390220
I assume the rest of you are satisfied. Moving on, then.
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>>7390266
Same gender? But most of the time, Shuten and I are usually both females, so I'm not supposed to be here? Human laws are weird.
Not like I intend to follow it.
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>>7390287
An Oni would never flee from a fight or battle, but I just felt like running at the moment!
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>>7390282
To an optimist, it could mean the world to them, but opinions are opinions. And shopping is fun, but... I don't know, is shopping really that fun?
I mean, you get more things, yeah... But you never really USE them.
>>7390287
TACTICAL RETREAT!
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>>7390287
The girl in the gif is hard to catch

The penultimate event may or may not be a meta-commentary on my lack of new events
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>>7390353
H-How can one little mut be so loud!
>The Oni throws pebbles at the pupper
The next time I see you, I'll throw an entire boulder on you!
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>>7390353
F

Next time, wait for the countdown to end. You're not in THAT much of a hurry.
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>>7390353
I wish this had the German flag.
Oh well
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>>7390296
It doesn't really matter. Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.
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>>7390377
uhhh

this
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>>7390184
>>7390225
I neither know nor care about matters of sexuality. Like I said, all I did was follow orders, I'm not going to bother trying to enforce it.
>>7390179
>The Puru of Disapproval is staring in your direction.
>>7390353
>She starts to move out the way even before it's fired, but it still manages to clip her shoulder as she twists.
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>>7390382
Maybe if she'd quit shaking, she'd fire an accurate shot.

This game has quite a few existential events it seems.
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>>7390380
I-I thought that love was just about wanting to be next to the person you like, but loving Shuten is a struggle, so I guess you're right.
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>>7390412
You are a very cute kat just letting you know.
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>>7390325
I still like the feeling that I have a choice.
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>>7390412
I expect you to repay me for that.
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>>7390412
Some progress is made, but so far, no game-changers.
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>>7390395
Awesome. Next time, please ask your superior to consider others' feelings and refrain from saying such discriminatory orders.
It'd save a lot of time.
>>7390412
...
I've gotten worse just from here. Nothing I haven't heard before, amirite...?
>>7390431
I'll give you this, that's a good reason for going shopping.
Just saying, though, it doesn't really seem good to have so many choices. I mean, sometimes you end up picking none of them.
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>>7390458
twice now.
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>>7390395
>Crushes a MS-06S Zaku II plastic model
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>>7390460
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA's you in in the dick
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>>7390463
F
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>>7390395
Perhaps you could stop following orders and do what benefits you the best instead?

>>7390412
I'm telling you, I'm not suspicious.

>>7390413
Of course I'm right. You shouldn't worry about what others believe though. Life's too short, so live it however you please. No matter what happens people will like you for you.
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>>7390463
Gut food.
But nobody to share with.
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>>7390463
Feel free to stare at me human, but only as long as you stare at me in awe.
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>>7390483
Six feet under. Have a nice nap.
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>Blocks your path
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>>7390510
You die
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>>7390510
>MOVES YOU
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>>7390460
That can be said for a lot of things honestly. You just got to know your stuff.
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>>7390510
fuck you Ted it's over, you lost
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>>7390499
It's a plant, and plants do well when buried in dirt.
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>>7390485
Life's only short for puny humans like you, but i-it's not like I wanted to follow your rules! I just wanted to know about it!
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>>7390476
Ow.
Anon-that's-probably-someone-in-disgiuse, man, I thought we were friends. How could you do this to me?
>>7390499
Thank you, miss, I don't think I'd be able to stay up. Doing nothing all day really takes a lot of you.
>>7390518
True! It just seems a little bit... Strange, that's all. All those things you could buy, but you only chose a few of them.
Maybe I'm looking at things the wrong way. Am I?
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>>7390499
We could have had a second death here, but that's my fault. The rest of you get lucky, unless you were trying to kill.
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>>7390412
Stupid thing....
>>7390460
I don't even know who it was, they just had the proper authorization codes, so I followed suit. I wouldn't count on it happening again.
>>7390475
>Stares blankly.
>>7390485
The problem being, I don't know what does.
>>7390463
>>7390490
I'm more just confused as to how those horns work.
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>>7390532
Did you give Iowa another whiff of your Uncle Sam yet?
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>>7390524
You couldn't have been more wrong
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Hey

Mokou
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>>7390541
F

Find out which of you two died
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>>7390541
A depressing slide.

>>7390552
me
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>>7390541
The art of archery is something that the Oni perfected, even if it wasn't made up by the humans!

>>7390548
How they work? I don't get it, but I can allow you to stare at my horns in awe!
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>>7390530
I don't have any rules. Do whatever you want, because in the end the thing that matters the most is your happiness.

>>7390548
Your health, your own opinions, stuff like that. Whatever makes you, you I guess. In the end it's whatever you want it to be.
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>>7390548
I... So you just did it because you were told to? I don't know, man, saying something like that practically guarantees it'll happen again. I know how it goes, man. They say they won't and then they do.
>>7390549
I'd love to (believe me, I'd love to), but I can't. Or, rather, won't.
Not because I don't have the guts, mind you, it's because I'm a taken man. You have to stay loyal, you know.
>>7390583
Aw, yeah.
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>>7390532
Food for thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going now. Au Revoir~!
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>>7390583
Here is an game theory
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>7390583
Haha, next time, right?
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>>7390583
Well damn. You guys are hard to kill.
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>>7390603
Perhaps it is. I should think everything over next time.
See you later, Ash. It's good to see you after a week of being gone!
>>7390616
...
Why do I have a feeling someone ate all my food?
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>>7390583
>The Oni grabs all the candy that she can carry, and leaves the others there with the truck
That's all I need for now, so you humans can keep the rest! Thank me for my kindness!
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>>7390616
Nice try, but my army of dogs already sniffed out your trap!
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>>7390641
thats a lot of dog
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>>7390596
B-But I thought you humans were like just like ants, so all of you think the same and act the same way.
So one human's rule is a rule for all of you!

>>7390616
Shuten! But she isn't here, so I don't want to work together with any of you!
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>>7390616
Everyone manages safety once again.
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>>7390643
You're damn right it is! So you better stay on my side, or I'll have to sic em' on you.
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>>7390583
Hm. No point in dwelling on it.
>>7390594
More like it's just not physically possible without surgical alteration.
>>7390596
The problem shows up when you have no idea how to formulate almost any of that. I think.
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>>7390660
I thought you were kat not dog
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>>7390653
Two things could happen in the morning. There's a chance I'll just leave you two be, but probably I'll just eat the two of you if I feel hungry.
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>>7390616
Catch!
>>7390653
Not me
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>>7390664
Well...I am. But now I'm kat with 300% MORE dog!
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When will Rika fuck off?
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>>7390653
And now three people have been murdered. It's like a switch went on!
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>>7390678
>7 dog
>300% more dog
ding dong you're wrong
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>>7390648
I don't think so. I won't be letting your rules, or anybodies rules, tell me what I can and can't do. I'll find a way around your rules one way or another, so it's useless implementing that on me.

>>7390653
Thanks! And once again, I hope you can someday be with your sister.
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>>7390661
Saying things like that isn't exactly how you stare at something in awe. You're clearly horrible at doing the only task that you were supposed to do.
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>>7390690
All of them.
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>>7390690
F
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>>7390695
Fine...whatever genius. How much dog is this?
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>>7390678
How dog were you before?
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>>7390661
Not even your likes and dislikes? That should be a given though.

>>7390690
It's not big deal, really.
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>>7390714
700% dog
plus 200% cat
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>>7390715
None! I'm just Kat.
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>>7390712
It's hard to imagine that cat pulling off such a kill.
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>>7390725
W-woah! That's even more than I expected.
You hope that's not *too* much dog, do you? I still have to keep my image.
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>>7390730
I don't even know what "Awe" feels like, so of course I'd fail at that.
...We need to find something to eat.
>>7390722
Not when someone doesn't even have a chance to develop such things. To leave it simple.
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>>7390690
I felt like eating some meat, but this was the only way I could grind it!

>>7390699
You're weird. Humans usually like order, and that's the thing that Oni hate the most. You should be following their rules like all of you do!
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>>7390730
Woah! Holy crap, I didn't mean to take your arm.
...Are you gonna be okay?
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S'up.
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>>7390730
Rantaro's PISSED. I wouldn't even attempt to look in his general direction.
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>>7390738
no, that enough dog for one person
i'm a good mathematician, i know how dog works
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>>7390755
F
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I feel like I never come in just to say hey anymore fellas...So...How are you all doin? Let's catch up.
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>>7390740
There's no need for that! I can always eat you if I feel like the hunger is too much for me! But I won't touch that bug thing!

Also, that means you should practice! Now stare at my glorious horns with a gaze filled with awe!
You've got some time to practice until I get hungry!
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>>7390740
What do you mean by that? We all have the chance as soon as we're born. From what you're saying it's almost as if you're a slave.

>>7390746
Why should I? It hinders me from doing what I want. Maybe deep down I'm an oni too?
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>>7390768
i'm doing good, grimes
i like you
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>>7390600
100
POUNDS
OF
PURE
AMERICAN
FREEDOM
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>>7390762
And this shipping mistake will only escalate his violence.
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>>7390755
Pissed is an understatement.

>>7390768
You look like you've been through a lot.
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>>7390760
Well, I'd be pretty stupid to not trust a mathematician on the matter.
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>>7390788
The feast ends abruptly when about half of the remaining tributes get kidnapped.
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>>7390809
Don't fret! You're just coming with me.
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>>7390792
>>7390785
I like you guys. We should be friends.
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>>7390809
I'm amazed you can carry all of us with your small frame. I guess anything's possible when you want it bad enough.
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>>7390754
What isn't up? Let's talk about what's down, Baki.
What's down, yo?
>>7390786
And I had the pleasure of seeing them up close and personal. I love it, yo.
The gal practically came from me! I'm proud, dude!
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>>7390754
A lot of nothing.
>>7390755
You have no pressure around you. Go away!
>>7390776
I mean that I'M hungry.
...So what's so impressive about them?
>>7390780
Evidently, being cloned as a glorified weapon leaves you without stuff like that. Surprising.
>>7390809
>>7390817
And where are you taking us?
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>>7390809
Two failed strikes bring us down to the final five.
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>>7390780
>A surprised and scared expression appears on the Oni's face
A-An Oni? There's no way you could be one of us! Even if you don't act like a human, you still smell like one of them!
>The Oni stares at the forehead of the boy with extreme intensity
And you don't even have a single horn!

>>7390788
That guy was too human, so I couldn't see the other one from him! Why are they always so useless?

>>7390809
>The Oni rips off the monster's claw and stabs the being with it
It was just too ugly to be left alive, and I've seen some really disgusting Oni and demons before.
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>>7390831
F
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>>7390823
Bro..bro. hold it? She's your kid or something? And you are fantasizing about her Washington Monuments?

That's sick.
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>>7390820
I'm aright with that I guess. You seem like a good man with interesting stories. My names Amami Rantaro. It's nice to meet you.

>>7390828
Shouldn't clones have the same interests as the person they were cloned from?

>>7390831
Time to relax.
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>>7390798
true
700% dog is just enough dog
>>7390820
i'd like to be friends with you
let's chat
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>>7390817
Yo, Kat. Where's my dinner? You're naps over right? Aren't you going to feed your old injured pal, Syd?
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>>7390828
Everything! And I didn't call them simply impressive, I called my horns glorious, but magnificent is also acceptable!

>>7390831
The large human and the annoying mutt from before! Both deserved that for getting in my way!
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>>7390834
Sleeping proves to be a bad mistake, again and again.
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>>7390828
Kay.
>He fans out a soft yawn, while scratching his chin
Nothing being?
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>>7390833
>Amami bends down to the oni's eye level and smiles
See these two hairs that stick up? Those are my horns. Feel free to touch them, but please don't be rough.

>>7390856
She's going to regret this when I find her. There's no space for people like her in this game.
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>>7390856
I-It's from Shuten, right?
>The Oni reads the letter, but it turns out to be one from her mother
I-I suppose that's also nice. Yes, I'm sure Shuten has other important things to do!
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>>7390844
Just because she was made within America doesn't directly mean she's my offspring. For all I know, she might not even be related to me.
Not fantasizing, humoring you. You were the one that brought it up. Or was it someone else?
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>>7390856
This slide had a little bit of potential, but then it died.

Puru broke my record.
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>>7390849
I ate it, duh. And now I'm going to sleep, for a lot longer than a nap.
Nighty night, Sid!
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>>7390880
F
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>>7390823
I'm chill as of the moment, don't let my appearance fool you into thinking otherwise.

Nonetheless it's been.... I lost track... of the amount of days I havent been here.
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>>7390880
No, she can't read this. It isn't right.
>Amami lets go of the ripped up pieces of paper, letting the wind carry them away
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>>7390888
The winner of the game is confirmed to be a girl.

But which one of these three is it? Any predictions?
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>>7390912
Hehe...heh...g-good one!
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>>7390897
You know I won't, man. You're practically the definition of "gentle giant", you know? It's good.
It's been, like, a week and a few days since I've last been here. Did you take a break as well?
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>>7390871
>The Oni out of the sudden grabs the boy's "horns" and pulls on them lightly
>Of course the Oni's definition of lightly differs from the human's, so she is pretty rough with the "horns"
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>>7390912
The three tributes have one last standoff, in which two are taken by surprise. And I'm sure many others are surprised at her triumph, as well.
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>>7390971
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>>7390971
If only that worked in a normal situation. Thank you for hosting, and congrats!
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>>7390940
Hey Alfred, I was wondering what happened to you and all your friends! Good to see you, feels like it's been forever since I've seen any of you.
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>>7390846
Genetics doesn't make us the same as her. And frankly, I don't even know what she liked.
...I think you can see that this is headache-inducing....
>>7390862
Nothing being nothing. I don't even know why I said anything.
>>7390856
Sorry. I guess.
>>7390880
I'm too hungry....
>>7390912
>>7390932
It needs refinement....
>>7390600
Yes. Just because I was ordered to. And I could just as easily ignore them now. It was a stupid order I have no reason to follow further.
>>7390855
>>7390971
There's something you're not understanding here.
>Knife.
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>>7390971
Congratulations Puru Eight, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
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>>7390958
>The oni pretty much pulls Amami's entire body towards her. With his full weight he knocks her over. Amami, now on top of the oni, smiles in the same way he always smiles, but now with a more malicious aura surround it
So, how do you like my horns? If you weren't careful they could have impaled you and killed you right here and now.
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>>7391012
Thanks for hosting and congrats!
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>>7391012
And with five kills, it couldn't have gone to a better contestant.

Thank you all for playing! And goodnight!
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>>7391001
T-That's still not how you stare in awe at something.
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>>7390940
Yup I guess, I toke a break. But... yeah something definitely broke.
>>7391001
Oooookaaaay? So... What do you do? Clearly something lead you this far to be here of all places.
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>>7391026
Thanks for the game.
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>>7391000
Heyo, Brian! I wanted to check on you, actually my departure was a bit... Sudden. Totally my fault!
It's good to see you, too! Dude, a lot of things have happened since I last saw you. The most positive one being that I hosted!
>>7391001
Then please, ignore them. A proper working environment ensures that no one feels attacked just for being something, and I'm pretty sure we passed a law banning that stuff.
Seems that it wasn't effective.
>>7391031
I'm glad you did-- Something broke? Yo, what do you mean, bro? You're a strong person, I'm not quite catching what you mean.
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>>7391018
>The Oni says nothing, but instead starts to scream, while moving around to impale and kill the boy using her horns
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>>7391027
You've given me no reason to be awestruck.
>>7391012
Thank you for this victory.
>>7391031
I fight. That's all there is to it.
>She looks Baki up and down.
Something I assume you know well.
>>7391046
I...don't think it's the same authority as the one you think I'm using.
>>7390995
>>7391022
Sieg Zeon.
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>>7391001
Of course. I'm sorry for bringing it up like this. I actually understand you completely. There are things that even I don't like talking about. I hope you one day find yourself, Puru-chan.

>>7391012
You may not have found yourself, but at least you won! Thanks, and congratulations!

>>7391052
>Amami calmly gets up and dusts himself off
You were the one responsible for this, and yet you try to stab me with your little horns. I didn't know you were this bad.
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>>7391026
Thanks for hosting.
And congratulations to the winner.
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>>7391056
What're you talking about? Almost every country (save a few in Asia and Africa or whatever) passed a law banning discriminatory things and hate crimes.
Unless you're from one of those countries, I don't see what you're talking about.
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>>7391056
The horns should be more than enough. These horns are the most beautiful ones that you could find at Mt. Ooe, so you should be happy about catching a glimpse of them!

Sh-Shuten's are also pretty, but we're talking about my horns now!
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>>7391046
I was a bit busy earlier, but I managed to see you run that game. That's awesome! As far as I go, I had a bit of a cold that lingered from around Thursday through the weekend, but it wasn't too bad. I also hosted for the first time with my own simulator, which was interesting. Need to fix some bugs with it though.

What else has been going on with you?
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>>7391046
I am strong, but thats besides the point I'm talking here. Reason is I toke a break in the first place, notice anything strange at all lately? Let's keep playing this guessing game.
>>7391056
A practitioner of sorts, I dabble a little here and there but not all the time. But hey what can I say, I've got nothing to hide.
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>>7391066
You should only apologize if you've done something to offend. Which you haven't.
...It's nothing I haven't heard before.
>>7391099
>She raises the combat knight again.
I'm still not impressed.
>>7391074
Thank you.
>>7391092
>Without a word, she points skyward.
>>7391117
You...definitely come off as way more than just a practitioner.
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>>7391066
>Like just a little kid who just fell, the Oni also gets up from the ground
W-Wasn't it obvious that I'm bad? I'm the King of every Oni that lives at Mt. Ooe!

But you just proved that you're not an Oni by saying that! Also your horns feel weird..
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>>7391026
What a waste of time.
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>>7391056
Can you type more than one liners?
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>>7391101
I'm working on events right now, you might actually see me run another one if I'm able to. Your own simulator? But I thought you already had a code... Or am I misinterpreting something?
Nothing much. Butting heads with you-know-who, catching up with a few things, and getting some things ready for the new boss!
>>7391117
I mean, with muscles like those, you could break a Nokia phone just by flicking it... Or can you?
...You're less talkative?
>>7391128
...
You're from space? Well, okay, I guess that's excusable since space isn't exactly owned... Asgardia, I'm guessing?
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>>7391147
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>>7391128
I'm tired of trying to convince a human like you to care about something that's actually worth to care about, so I don't care anymore.
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>>7391128
ple
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>>7391128
If you need any help with finding your way, let me know. We could go shopping, or if you're really lucky I could take you on a trip somewhere. The chances of you finding something that interests you in a different part of the world is huge.

>>7391131
Bad as in embarrassing bad. It takes more than your ridiculous strength to be the right kind of bad.
Also, what you pulled was my hair. I don't have any horns.
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Hey HG.

How's it going?
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>>7391136
I just don't have much to say. I'm no good at any of this.
>>7391144
I don't know what side exactly.... Zeon, it's called. Neo Zeon.
...I think you're familiar with the term.
>>7391164
Yes?
>>7391162
Good. I beat you, so you had better stop claiming you'll try to eat me.
>>7391169
I don't have any money to go 'shopping'. That'd just be a waste of resources.
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>>7391169
Embarrassing bad? Right kind of bad? How was I supposed to know which one you meant! I thought it was the bad kind of bad, as in being evil!
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>>7391179
your name's funny
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>>7391179
T-That means nothing! Just because you beat me once, that doesn't mean you're mightier than the leader of the Oni!
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>>7391144
I've been always a quiet guy Alfred, I'm just showing a bit of my true colors. I built a puppet while being smashed into a car non-stop, guess you could say that I can break cinder blocks by patting it.
>>7391128
I'm more than meets the eye.
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>>7391179
Getting by on the bare minimum. That's kind of sad, but I suppose it can't be helped. We can do other stuff that doesn't require money, I suppose. Do you like nail art, by any chance?

>>7391183
You can't be evil. You look like a little kid pretending to be an oni. Unless you have some kind of unchained form, you'll forever look non-threatening and weak. Kind of makes you wonder why they chose you to be the Oni King when you look nothing like a traditional oni.
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>>7391144
I already had a code, I mean I programmed my own version of the hunger games simulator. It had been an on and off project of mine since before you even arrived here. Right now though, I'm working on some CSS for Gravelord games. Nito is taking an indefinite leave of absence, so he passed me his code.

Do you have any theme for your game? Most of the ones out there are themed, but non-themed works just as well.
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>>7391179
Zeon? Like... Oh, I know where I've heard that term from. Yes, yes, I know where that is. I didn't think they wouldn't have a law like that, considering...
And if that's true... I think you know who I am. Right?
>>7391209
Oh... OH! Am I talking to a puppet of Baki instead of the real thing? I guess it looks so real that it actually fooled me.
You're good at making puppets, man, seriously. You fooled me!
>>7391224
You programmed your own... Excuse my French, but holy shit, that's awesome, dude! Things like those don't come easily, so I'm proud of you, man. Might even make something rivaling the real thing!
Historical/Hetalia/whatever the hell I think of. It doesn't have too much of a theme since I'm running off on creativity fumes.
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>>7391217
But I'm not a child, and I'm not simply threatening, but terrifying! Just look at me! I'm the leader of Oni and demons who eat humans, pillage villages, and drink all day!
The way I look has nothing to do with it, so you should start being terrified of my wrath too!
>To scare the boy, the Oni opens her mouth, so her small fangs can be seen
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>>7391201
I know it is.
>>7391204
>She strikes a fighting stance.
>>7391209
Would you care to clarify?
>>7391259
I've watched some of Admiral Garma's interactions with yourself. He was particularly disheartened hearing about the matter of that...spider.
>>7391217
Nail...art? I don't even know what that is. Is it just what it sounds like?
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>>7391261
Just as I had thought. You really aren't all that intimidating. Your teeth look like cat teeth. It may hurt more than cat teeth, but...your appearance trivializes everything. Even the tattoos you have don't do much when you're about half the size of me.

>>7391270
It's exactly as it sounds. Would you like for me to paint your nails? Since you have shorter nails I'll have to do it a little differently, but it shouldn't be a problem at all.
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>>7391270
>The Oni just giggles as she sees the puny weapon
I bet I could slash your throat with my nails, before you could even do anything with that thing.
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>>7391259
Ah, it was fun to do. I'm a programming student anyways, and it's good to really dig into different projects on your own time so you learn about all these tools out there you never have time to touch on in class. Honestly, once it's all polished up, it should be better than the real thing. On that note, I'm taking a course for mobile development this semester, and I think I'm going to be able to make a mobile app version of my own HG sim for all the people stuck on phones and tablets on stuff. It might even work on both Android and iOS!

I'll see if I can write some events related to historical international affairs type stuff then! I have always found non-fatal multiple person events the ones you need the most of, and the hardest to write, so I'll focus on those.
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>>7391270
What? What I meant to say was that I'm well versed in sports.
>>7391259
I'm-I'm not a puppet.
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>>7391292
...Huh? I assumed you meant as in...carpentry nails.
>She looks down at her gloved hands.
I...don't get it.
>>7391301
I beat you once, without you laying a hand on me. Would you bet against me doing it again?
>>7391316
Oh...sports. I didn't understand your meaning....
Do you count...martial arts as sports, then?
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>>7391292
B-But Oni are shapeshifters! We can change our size and appearance as we wish! This is just the form that I like the most.
Also, Shuten prefers this one.

S-So you're wrong! I could be more intimidating if I ever wished to be! You're just not worth it!
>Full of haughtiness, the Oni laughs at the human
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First 24 for Gravelord games!
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>>7391344
Soldier 76
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>>7391344
James Storm
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>>7391344
Baki Hanma
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>>7391344
Capra Demon
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>>7391344
>>7390173
Reigen Arataka
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>>7391344
Ibaraki Douji
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>>7391344
Puru Eight
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>>7391344
Eggman-kun
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>>7391344
Sting
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>>7391344
Nrvnqsr Chaos
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>>7391344
A baby that can't sleep
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>>7391344
Cirno Herrington
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>>7391344
Ririchiyo
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>>7391323
It's a fashion thing. Girls usually paint their nails for a variety of reasons. Since you have never heard of it I thought I could do it for you to show you how nice your hands can look.

>>7391342
Shuten-kun isn't here right now, is she? If not then I don't see why you can't shape-shift for me. It's for a valuable cause, after all.
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>>7391344
Sailor Saturn
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>>7391344
Amami Rantaro
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>>7391344
Finding Negro
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>Jude sold his sim
>wiggins releasing his for free
We got jewed again
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>>7391389
How did Wiggins manage to write a sim between jerking off to futa?
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>>7391344
Kamikirimusi
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>>7391344
Rin Hoshizora
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>>7391395
I do have two hands, anon.
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>>7391376
>>7391323
Something important came up, so I have to leave now! But I'll deal with you two when I return in a few hours!

I won't blame you if you won't be here by then, because I can accept it if you two are too scared to continue talking to the King of all Oni!
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>>7391344
Misuzu
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>>7391344
The Tornado of Terror
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>>7391344
Edge Fencer
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>>7391402
Jerking to degeneracy and doing some smart ass shit at the same time. What a man.
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>>7391344
Cinnamon Roll
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>>7391403
We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
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>>7391344
Len
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>>7391403
Good riddance.
>>7391376
>She looks down at her hands, and slowly pulls off one of her gloves, examining the hand under it.
...I don't really see the appeal.... But I doubt it could be harmful.
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>>7391344
Pratty
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Guys, I think Okabe killed himself again.
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>>7391344
Alfred Jones

>crap
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>>7391436
hell be fine
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>>7391323
Of course!? The most effective martial arts whether it maybe boxing, mma, taekwando, wrestling, karate, muay thai, and BJJ has a competitive scene. Especially boxing, there's loads of divisions out there in boxing. You've never heard of sonny liston, joe frasier, or the great muhammed ali? You kidding me?
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>>7391431
So that's a yes? In that case, please give me your hand.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you fell ass first on that toilet plunger and got penetrated to death.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you tripped in the grocery store and choked to death on a cucumber.
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>>7391270
I see. God, when I see him, I hope he's okay... And she's still someone I care for, even if she is a spider.
And who was the one that told him about me and her, if you don't mind me asking?
>>7391311
That sounds like a really good time, Really. I'd be ecstatic if you released it for mobile, but... I don't really know if I need it anymore. I switched to computer now! Hell yeah! Twice the time for half the reply content!
Thank you dearly, dude. I'm doing really good with the events so for (since it's a default with my own events put in), but you'll be helping me a lot. Thank you.
>>7391316
I...
>Alfred looks confused.
Then what are you trying to tell me? You said something about a puppet? Is the puppet controlling you? Am I a puppet? What did the puppet do?
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>>7391454
>>7391469
again?
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5 minutes for swaps and corrections

>>7391438
So much for America First
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you got hit by a Go-Kart in the middle of winter and broke your neck.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you waited for ngw and starved to death.
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>>7391477
Can I have a swap please?
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you actually drank Dr Pepper and suffered multiple organ failure.
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>>7391477
I was busy doing dishes. At least I was being productive...
Still, good luck, everyone!
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you thought trying to have anal sex with a cactus was a good idea.
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>>7391438
>>7391383
Swap
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you gave yourself a concrete enema and got dysentery
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>>7391448
With all due respect...do I look like I'm familiar wih them?
>>7391473
...He was fine after I told him. But he's been gone for a little while.
>>7391477
Standing by.
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>>7391485
Not swapping him in. Just want to let him know I hate him.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you injected Dr. Pepper into your bloodstream.
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>>7391477
Please continue.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you actually tried to suck 12 dicks at once to beat LF's record.
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>>7391477
Maybe this will do it.

Please go easy on me!
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>>7391496
...You don't gotta be so rude about it, what have I ever done to you?....
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>>7391477
>>7391398
>>7391438
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you actually had sex with Wiggins and his purple futa succubus.
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>>7391473
I know we have some others who are usually on mobile too, and I'm often on mobile myself. Good luck in the game! I'll be back after it's over.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you stole my Delorean and went back in time to kill your dad.
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>>7391473
We're all puppets to someones little ploy, we're tools. Justs like these fists, they have no control over themselves, but they can definitely change something.
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>>7391452
>She tugs the other glove off, and offers her left hand out.
I don't see why not.
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RIP Okabe

I can't believe Kamina murdered you during his loli addiction intervention.
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>>7391506
You smell.
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>>7391523
Ok. You could have just told me that instead of blatantly saying you hated me out of nowhere. It's not like I have feelings or anything.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe Mahiru confessed her love to you and caused you to have a heart attack.
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>>7391518
>Rantaro takes out red nail polish and opens it up. He then takes Puru's hand and begins painting her nails with the cold nail polish.
Please hold still. If you move around it might not come out as nice.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you literally stopped breathing because I told you Mahiru is shit.
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>>7391495
Oh my bad. Yeah. To answer your question, Martial Arts can be a sport.
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>>7391533
I had to ease you into it. Doesn't that feel better?
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you fell in a tank of piranha at the local carnival.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you told those African Americans that you voted trump
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>>7391543
No. Now I feel like shit.
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RIP Okabe

I can't believe you thought drinking battery acid instead of the usual bleach was a good idea.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you let Mikan put her giant syringe in your asshole.
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>>7391559
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you did a botched surgery to look more like a giant dick.
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>>7391491
T-Thank you, man! I promise you I won't mess around this time, I'll give it 110%!
I won't forget this!
>>7391507
Thank you for this, even if someone beat you to the punch. I promise you both I'll try my hardest!
>>7391495
...
>Alfred takes a deep breath.
And instead of letting me tell him and explain it, you go ahead and just say it flat out. When I see him, I'm going to explain it to him. God knows something bad will happen.
>>7391513
I know a few people like that, too. I'll see you then, and maybe we can discuss other games! I'll catch you on the flipside, yo!
>>7391517
Dude, that's... That's pretty deep. You alright, Baki? Did the weed hit you too hard? A-Are you okay? You're not wrong, but... Jesus, man, you don't just SAY things like these! What's going on?
>>7391559
...
It was just a prank, dude! Don't mind me, this was just... Made out of plastic, that's right!
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you chocked to death after letting Mahiru shit in your mouth.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you went to hang out with Kaede Akamatsu.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you died.
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>>7391559
Oh my goodness! What a freak accident! It-it must've been the wind that did that!
(Whatver. A kill's a kill.)
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you let Shimakaze go balls deep inside you.
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I missed the game but at least I'm on time for the new meme.
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>>7391559
Day 1

Baki invested too many points into strength it seems.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you angered KK by occupying LF's cock.
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I can't believe you Okabe.

RIP.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you got stuck after you dove headfirst into Junko's putty belly.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe your took your life because somebody stole your iPod.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you died the way you lived; like a fucking psychopath.
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>>7391536
Of course.
>She falls dead silent, and almost perfectly still, aside from her breathing. She stares intently at the hand.
>>7391539
...And in that sense...you're a professional athlete. Hm. I've never actually seen anyone with this much muscle.
>>7391559
Funnels.
>>7391566
Someone else told him the basics. I just told him who it was afterwards. He took it well, I thought.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe Kamina cockvored you.
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>>7391553
Great, now it's matching how you smell.
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>>7391585
Definitely a close one! Lady luck is on my side tonight.
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you got stuck while trying out unbirthing.
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May your soul rest in peace, Rintarou Okabe.

I cannot fathom the fact that you have departed from this earth as a direct cause of rectal fissure.
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>>7391606
>>7391606
>>7391606
>>7391606
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>>7391608
S-stop being so rude.
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RIP Okabe

I can't believe you tried to give fellatio to a saltwater crocodile.
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>>7391585
It's like a club just for me! Do you have any shooting targets here?
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RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you identified as a male during a peaceful LGBT protest.
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>>7391612
RIP Okabe.

I can't believe you passed a kidney stone while busting a nut.
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>>7391566
Here's a thought provoking question Alfred: whent it's all said and done, will you've have said more than you've done? Take some time and realize, that those hands have yours can do a lot more the just said.
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>>7391585
Night 1. That's probably why she can't sleep.
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>>7391621
>>7391585
It's about fighting each other! I guess you could shoot, buuut...personally I suggest fighting up-close!
>>7391630
.....
>Pratty gags.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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