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ITT: Pokemon are real. Do you trust synthetic pokemon? Inf

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Do you trust synthetic pokemon?

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>>7389876
I got coke!
>Tosses Gunther a coke.
We got some sandwiches in there. Sans sand, I try to keep this place a bit tidy.
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>>7389894
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>INSTALL SHADOW_BALL
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Doctor Millicent Bell here. ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and Certified Psychic-type Treatment Specialist.

Feel free to ask me advice or whathaveyou. Or if you'd like to hear a story about something, I don't mind sharing those either, though I'll have to change names for privacy's sake.
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>>7389894
I know a synthetic Pokemon quite well.
His name is Azoth, and I'd trust him with my life.
Although the methods of his creation were unconscionable in every sense of the word, I've been caring for him far better than his, er, creators.

As for the assorted Porygon evolutions around here, I trust them about as much as I'd trust any other unfamiliar Pokemon.
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>>7389894
I DO

>>7389931
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>Hal still scanning the area, the Mega Sableye hasn't moved, the Genesect is possibly unconscious
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>>7389953
My deerling's panic-dancing again! What does it mean, what do I do? She doesn't look to be in any pain, but she's freaking out big-time!
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>>7389953
>ER Doc
What's the most gruesome thing you've seen? And an opposing question, what's the happiest you've felt in your job?
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>>7389972
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>PLAY 7_GRAND_DAD.FLAC
>CONTINUE INSTALLING SHADOW_BALL
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>>7389953
Okay, like, I'm Electric/Psychic and I was wondering what sort of training's needed for 'chu to get certified.
I've done some stuff for my bro and a few friends, and I've taken your safety advice from earlier, but it might be nice to, like... go legit and go pro someday.
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>>7389960
I can assure you that Hal is well behaved/programmed and possibly one of the best coworkers I've ever had.
Although Jay is having a small case of the evolution and level inferiority complex now.
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>>7389953
Have any stories about Aggrons?
And what are some of the worst cases of pokemon abuse you have seen, in your opinion?
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>>7389953
Have you ever had to treat a more machine like pokemon like magnemite or beldum? Does the typing of the latter cause any issues?
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>>7390025
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>S T I L L INSTALLING SHADOW_BALL
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>>7389926
Thanks, man!

I haven't had a drink for the last two hours out there.
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>>7390129
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>>7390137
Not a problem man. Sorry I don't have a TV yet but I got a radio and some books?
Mi tomba es su tomba. Hahahaha.
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>>7390001

It could mean various things. Has your Deerling had a fear of anything at all, or do you know her to display severe anxiety? It could also possibly be caused by an illness of some sort - grass-types are particular in that they bear plant matter in themselves, allowing for unique disease to affect them and only them. One symptom of Early Grassrot Disease is uncontrollable anxiety.

Take her to a Doctor and have her checked out to rule that out. If nothing's wrong and she continues to have sudden fits, she may require a medication to help curb her anxiety somewhat.

>>7390009

One of the most awful things I've ever seen was caused by a serial killer's failed attempt at murdering a young boy and his Pokemon. Surely you've heard of the Pokeradio Killer? The one that stalked trainers at night and played music from the radio while slowly increasing the volume?

An officer was thankfully nearby when the man attacked the boy and his Audino, but he'd cut them open with a knife by then. It was a mess, their intestines were spilling out, lacerated liver, he fucking gouged the Audino's eyes out... the boy died of his injuries on the table and I had to hear his mother scream at the top of her lungs in despair.

As for the happiest thing, I was once treating a woman who'd collapsed suddenly in Ecruteak Square, and when she regained consciousness she'd developed amnesia somehow. I attempted to treat her, but amnesia is one of the hardest things to cure and my Xatu and I were unable to restore her memories - but we did learn the name of her beloved Umbreon. So we went and retrieved the Pokemon, and when she saw it, she started to cry and didn't know why. As she bawled and her Umbreon hopped atop of her, she slowly started regaining her memories, and kept apologizing to him while hugging him close, now crying in absolute happiness. Was unbelievably heartwarming.
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>>7390170
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>COME ONNNNNNNNN
>INSTALLING SHADOW_BALL
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>>7390181
>As she bawled and her Umbreon hopped atop of her, she slowly started regaining her memories, and kept apologizing to him while hugging him close, now crying in absolute happiness. Was unbelievably heartwarming.
Arceus, that's amazing. I imagine that has to be a harsh job, is it?
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>>7390175
So how do you Feel about that May Dafoe rape ghost wandering about the Distortion world who ended up a yamask then evolved into a Cofagrigus
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>>7390227
I'll wipe her out of existence myself.
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>>7390206
YES FINALLY
OKAY

>SHADOW BALL THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF THE STUPID GEM EATING GNOME
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>>7390175
I don't watch much TV anyways, what kind of books do you have?
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>>7390206
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>the Genesect twitches, the Mega Sableye looks behind
NOW
THUNDER WAVE
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>>7390267
>He tosses a few books in different ancient languages,
I can't read most of these, uh, I have A Series of Unfortunate Events? What about Animorphs?
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>>7390027

You'll need at least three years of training minimum before they'll ever allow you to do a psychic dive in a professional setting. Most capital cities have schools where you can receive training on a regular basis - you'll learn about psychic backlash, the three core aspects of personality, using a proxy bridge, and many other things. Good luck if you do decide to go through with your training, you sound like you'd make an excellent treatment specialist.

>>7390054

I've never treated an Aggron myself, but I know a colleague that has. Had to perform first aid on the spot due to a cave-in, which half-crushed the Aggron and broke his trainer's legs, the poor girl.

>>7390076

Absolutely. A Porygon-Z suffering from near-terminal corruption - we used a Porygon and Porygon2 to perform a hard debugging on its data matrix through direct connection.

As for steel-types, it's especially tricky to treat them as their skin/hides tend to be extremely durable. If life-saving surgery is required post-haste, this is unbelievably dangerous. They also require a special MRI machine for scanning as well - which some hospitals can't even afford.
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Officer Thorpe here, Unovan Police.
After a long day, I'm finally settling in for the evening, and a day off tomorrow.
Arceus Mew does it feel good.

Anyway, ask me anything police-related, I suppose. Well, except how to get away with shoplifting.
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>>7390268
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>CONTINUE BLASTING GREMLIN ASS WITH SHADOW BALL
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>>7390209

Very, especially when young ones end up wounded or dead. I don't work in pediatrics, but it's got to be hell. One of my oldest friends is a Doctor there, and she's had to slip into the storage room to cry her eyes out after seeing a child die while begging Arceus to save her. Makes me nauseous just thinking about it, and I'm especially hardy.
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>>7390319
What made ya wanna become a police officer?
>>7390350
Oh, oh, and you, what do you think of ghost types?
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>>7390001
My Girlfriend is a deerling and just what >>7390181
Said it's either that or she's in heat, like when my girlfriend was like that for the first time and she was so pure she had no idea how hornyness felt like until I taught her the "ways".

It was real cute... but anyway take the docs advice it's you're best bet mate
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>>7390260
>>7390268
HITS CONFIRMED
Hal, please check the Genesect's condition while Deadsec murders the everloving shit out of the damn gremlin. Try to wake it up.

>>7390318
I've heard of that happening a bit too often with particularly fucked up Dubious Discs, which is why I'm not risking one on mine even though I could probably do some debugging. There's a point where artificial life needs to be treated like any other life, and I am no medic.

And yeah, steel, electricity and magnets don't work well with MRI. As far I know ultrasounds are used a lot more in these cases.
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>>7390319
Hey hey officer. How's work been?
I've been getting a lot more tired lately and I haven't found anything about Dhelmise getting tired. Maybe more like lethargic.
Anyone know anything about that?
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>>7390318
Another question I had.
I've had an Everstone since I was young. It's the reason why I'm a snivy, and not a serperior right now.
Anyways, I've heard a lot of negative things about them. Like they shorten your lifespan, or make you weaker. Is any of this true?
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>>7390318
Thanks, Doc. Like, I really appreciate all 'chu do, people like 'chu make the world a little bit brighter.

>>7390350
Yikes. I can't imagine how much that hurts, and I've seen some messed up stuff.

>>7390319
Hey, bro. What's up? How's, like, rebuilding going?
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>>7390398
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>CAUSING RECTAL RAGNAROK ON THIS POOR SABLEYE
>SHADOW BALLLLLL
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>>7390308
Man, I've been meaning to read Animorphs sometime. Haven't seen these languages before though...

>Gunther starts reading, or at least attempting to, the book that he thinks is that one.
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>>7390388

I love ghost-types. One of my three remaining Pokemon(I had six at one point, two died peacefully of old age, one was involved in a serious accident) is a Sableye and he's an absolute darling.

>>7390425

Everstones typically shouldn't be given to the just-born or especially young. The stone's ambient energy that suppresses evolution can cause issues with maturation, often leading to sterility or even heart/brain problems.

There's no evidence that it causes you to simply die earlier with no cause, as most deaths would be caused by the aforementioned issues. Since you seem to be fine, I doubt you'll have anything to worry about - though I'd suggest you at least get a checkup once every few years as a preventative measure.

>>7390449

No problem. Thank you very much for your kind words, little Raichu.
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>Hal keeps pecking at the Genesect, it seems to be waking up

>>7390492
>>7390308
Do the characters kinda resemble Unowns?
You've got a serious piece of the old times if so.
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>REBOOTING SYSTEMS
>SEVERAL CORE PROCESSES DOWN
>AUDIO RECEPTORS: DOWN
>TRANSLATION SOFTWARE: DOWN
>VOCALIZER: DOWN
>FRIEND VS FOE RECOGNITION: DOWN
>KILL MODE: ACTIVATED
>POKEBALL: CARBINK TRANSFERRED TO COLRESS
>THREE TARGETS SELECTED
>SABLEYE, PORYGON, PORYGON
>TECHNO BLAST: FIRE
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Officer "Policefag" Thorpe here.
>>7390388
I got in as an idealist, originally. Bright-eyed and cleancut, looking to make the world just a little bit safer. you know, one of those cadets who has to be disabused of dreamy heroic notions. I'm not so bright-eyed or clean-cut anymore, but I still think I'm doing the right thing. And Arceus help us if nobody's around to keep the peace.

>>7390423
Tiring, but productive. Unova's cleaning up the rubble, paying respects, and really getting into rebuilding now. We're at the stage where I can actually take a day off.
>>7390449
Do I know you? You look familiar. Regardless, it's going well. Thanks.
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>>7390522
EVERYONE RUN THE FUCK IMMEDIATELY BACK TO CYBERSPACE
>Hal hit, 75% health down even with eviolite
WHAT FUCKING LEVEL IS THAT THING
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>>7390492
I dunno what they really all are but they're pretty neat.
>>7390496
Do you feed him a lot of gems? I hear they can get a pretty expensive appetite if you give them too many.
>>7390520
Yeah kinda? Heck I've hoarded up a ton of crud. I keep a lot of it hidden in case of wackos. Gunther's a bit of a wacko but he's one of the okay ones.
>>7390528
Hey if you ever need help I'm cursed to never die so I'd probably make a great shield or something.
Maybe a mascot. Hahaha.
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>>7390522
OH FUCK THIS YALL CRAZY
OUTIE
>SPLORP BACK INTO TECHNOLAND
>I DONT KNOW HOW HURT I AM BUT FUCK OW
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>>7390528

Officer Thorpe, Doctor Bell here. I have to mention that one of the newer things kids are doing these days is spraying a mixture of Ether and Scolipede poison onto a special kind of paper that dissolves when put in liquid, and they use it sublingual-style.

If you happen to see anyone with an Ether bottle, I highly suggest that you check it - they have a special seal that needs to be taken off with a machine, and if it's brute forced it snaps. Seeing as there's no reason for this otherwise, it makes it very clear that whatever liquid is in there isn't straight Ether.

>>7390565

I feed him gems, certainly - though they're not wildly expensive ones. Just typical, common gems that form easily and there's a massive surplus of!

For his birthday however, I always splurge thanks to my rather excellent pay and buy him an expensive gem - be it a diamond, ruby, sapphire or a handful of pearls.

>>7390565
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>>7390565
>Gunther attempts to puzzle out the words in the book he's reading.
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>>7390556
>>7390584
>ENEMY STATUS: UNKNOWN
>FIRE TECHNOBLAST AGAIN
>TARGET: SABLEYE, PORYGON 2?
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>>7390659
>Hal disappears back into cyberspace towards home right before the technoblast hits where it was
Dude just earned an extra TB of data today.
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>>7390614
Ah nice! You sound like a cool trainer. Keep your little dude safe. You ever thought of getting more pokemon?
>>7390631
>Coffin looks at them too.
Ehh, I'm not good with these. I know this isn't based on any previously known languages. Kinda like LinearA or B or whatever.
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Officer Thorpe (Policefag to non-Unovan civilians, heheh) reporting.

>>7390614
One of my men encountered the narcotic mix you mention during a bust of a known dealer in the Castelia area. We'll keep an eye out for this in the future. At least it's not a resurgence of Muk extract, right?

>>7390565
I'll keep the offer in mind, my friend. It wouldn't be the first time I've received assistance from a civilian volunteer, and I doubt it would be the last.
That said, if you're ever in the area, feel free to stop by for a social call - well, provided I'm not on duty.
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>>7390181
It's been over a year since I adopted her from the shelter.I can't think of anything shes afraid of, except peppers. I had to change my diet because of that. But she was never freaking out like this. I definitely will take her to the doctor ASAP, but is there anything I can do to calm her down? I wish I could speak with her, find out what's bothering her.

>>7390393
You have a deerling girlfriend? I'm curious, are other deerling scared of peppers?
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>>7390707
Muk extract?
Are the toxins from my body pleasurable or something?
I don't get it.
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>>7390707
>a civilian volunteer
Hey at least treat me with a bit of respect I was a king 1,500 years ago! I would have rather had you then my fuckhead brother.
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>PORYGON 2: VISUALS: UNCOMFIRMED
>TECHNO BLAST: SABLEYE
>REPEAT UNTIL: DEATH CONFIRMED
>RETREAT: UNVIABLE
>SECONDARY FORM: UNNECESSARY
>CONCLUSION: ELIMINATE
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>>7390705
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Thorpe reporting.
>>7390734
Some people use 'refined' (and having seen a brew op for the stuff, I use that term loosely) Muk extract as a powerful dissociative and depressant.
Unfortunately, the resulting drug is infamous for its lethality.

It's nothing against you, friend. Some people just do things with Pokemon that aren't good ideas.
>>
>>7390706

He might be rather old, but I've always made sure that all three of my remaining Pokemon are loved and cared for at all times. I even let my Sableye and Miltank have free roam of my house while I work.

As for more Pokemon, I feel as though my remaining three would feel somewhat like I was trying to replace the three I've lost and grow terribly upset. I would certainly like another Linoone however, they're one of my absolute favorite Pokemon.

>>7390707

As far as I can tell, Muk Extract hasn't hit the market hard in some years. There's certainly idiots who still use it, though.

>>7390709

If you've another grass-type, try Aromatherapy. Incense can also work sometimes, provided it's as close to flowers as you can manage. Possibly lightly water her, or brush her gently and reassure her.

>>7390734

They -can- cause pleasure, but they're highly addictive and unbelievably dangerous, being a dissociative/depressant. Especially when mixed with anything else, as the toxins often end up combining into extremely nasty ones and this can cause massive amounts of fatalities. I once got a call from a Paramedic talking about how they found eleven dead drug dealers who sampled the product together in an out-of-the-way warehouse.
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>>7390773
57 45 4c 4c 20 41 54 20 4c 45 41 53 54 20 54 48 45 20 4d 45 47 41 20 47 52 45 4d 4c 49 4e 20 49 53 4e 27 54 20 47 4f 49 4e 47 20 54 4f 20 44 4f 20 53 48 49 54 20 54 4f 20 49 54 20 4e 4f 57

>Hal uses Recover, back home
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>>7390706
Yeah, I can't seem to puzzle out any words.
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>VOCALIZER: REBOOTING: PARTIALLY FUNCTIONAL
... --- ...
... --- ...
... --- ...
... --- ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>7390801
Ah, I see! Well make sure you talk with them before getting another Linoone maybe?
We understand you guys pretty well so they'd probably understand.
>>7390812
Eh it's no biggie 'ther. There's bigger languages to fry in the language pot. Probably should give it to a museum or that dude with the funny hair.
>>
>>7390811
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>>7390841
01001111 01010010 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100
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>>7390841
>BLASTS THROUGH THE WALL
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... ... .- .. -.. .. -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. -. --- - -.. . ..-. . .- - - .... . ... . -.-. .... ..- -- .--. ...
.. .-- .. .-.. .-.. .--. .-. --- ...- . .... .. -- .-- .-. --- -. --.
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>>7390793
>>7390801
I never knew they could function like that...
The scariest part about the toxins I produce, to me, is that very few people actually notice they are poisoned. They just slowly pass out, and die, in a matter of minutes.
I carry around antidotes and pecha berries, to try and circumvent this.
Regardless, I have accidentally killed several close friends in the past, and still feel horrible for not curing them in time.
>>
>>7390854
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>>7390884
46 55 43 4b
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>>7390922
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>>7390922
(oops)
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>>7390884
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... /! .... . .-.. .--.!
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>BURN DRIVE TECHNOBLAST
>TARGET: UNIT FIVE
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>>7390954
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>>7390917

Pokemon Antidotes do NOT work on humans, absolutely DO NOT administer them. They are POISONOUS to us and you risk just killing them quicker or killing them when they might've survived. IT says so right on the bottle: "Not for use on humans." We require our own antivenins and such.

Pecha Berries are hit and miss. Some humans carry an enzyme that breaks down the Pecha Berry's antivenin qualities, leaving behind a chemical that can cause gastroenteritis.

Please be very, very careful.
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>>7390922
>TRANSLATOR FUNCTIONAL
>MOVE
>>7390975
>UNIT ONE YOUR ATTACKS ARE PITIFUL
>MOVE
>BURN DRIVE TECHNOBLAST
>SABLEYE AND WHATEVER
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>>7390884
>>7390975
Oh boy.
Where was this cave at, again?
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>>7390975
>>7390985
>>7390998

01000011 01001111 01001100 01010010 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000001 01000010 01010011 01001111 01001100 01010101 01010100 01000101 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001101 01010101 01010010 01000100 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001000 00100000 01000111 01001111 01000100 00001010 00001010 01010011 01001000 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01010111 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 00111111 00100000 00111111 00100000 00111111
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>>7390986
In general, I steer clear of humans, just to be safe.
But, if I do poison a human in the future, what should I do?
-Muk
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>>7390848
You don't mind if I spend the night here? That sandstorm outside should calm some by the time I wake up, and I should be able to find the road north again by then.
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>>7391023
49 20 44 4f 4e 27 54 20 4b 4e 4f 57 0d 0a 49 27 4d 20 53 45 4e 44 49 4e 47 20 48 41 4c 20 54 48 45 52 45 20 46 4f 52 20 41 20 51 55 49 43 4b 20 54 48 55 4e 44 45 52 20 57 41 56 45 20 41 4e 44 20 42 41 43 4b 20 54 4f 20 43 59 42 45 52 53 50 41 43 45

If someone got Colress contact info we really need him here because this shit is clearly out of control.

>Hal moves back to cyber space, healed up
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>>7391054
Yeah you can chill.
>He points at one of the walls.
Push on that and there's some blankets and pillows and stuff in there. Oh, make sure you leave the wall cracked open a bit or you'll suffocate.
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>>7391055
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>>7391067
Sweet, thanks man!

>Gunther does so, being careful to not fully close the secret wall.
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>Hal pops out again in the cave
Here goes nothing
>Let's loose another Thunder Wave in the direction of the red Genesect
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>>7391143
>miss
Fuck it, shit's too hot
>Slither's back to cyberspace
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>>7391140
Sleep tight!
>Coffin is totally gonna steam some stuff to cook Gunther breakfast.
>>
>>7391168
>steam
STEAL. Coffin also needs to fucking sleep.
>>
>>7391161
01000101 01001000 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001111 01000100 00100000 01010100 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010100 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01010100
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>>7390998
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... /.... . .-.. .--.
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>FIRING BURN DRIVE TECHNO BLAST
>TARGETS: UNIT FIVE, SABLEYE
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>>7391143
>Genesect is way too busy turning that Mega Sableye to dust.
... ..- -.-. -.- . .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. ...
>BURN TECHNOBLAST
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>>7391219
>SMRPG_FLEE.WAV
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>>7391225
>DODGE
>TECHNOBLAST SABLEYE
--.- ..- .. - ... .... --- --- - .. -. --. -- . - .-. .- ... .... -... . ..-. --- .-. . .. -.. ..- ... - -.-- --- ..-
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>>7391235
01010111 01001000 01011001 01011001 01011001 01011001 00001010 01010111 01001000 01011001 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010101 01010011 01000101 00100000 01000110 01001100 01000001 01000011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001110 01000101 01000001 01001110 01000100 01000101 01010010 01010100 01001000 01000001 01001100 00001010 01000001 01010101 01000111 01001000

>PLAY I_CANT_BELIEVE_YOUVE_DONE_THIS.FLAC
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>>7391267
48 45 20 4f 4c 44 20 4f 4b

>>7391225
>>7391227
>>7391238
Where the HELL is Colress
>>
>All these robots.
>Roll for disguise check.
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>>7391238
>FRIEND VS FOE SYSTEM: DOWN
>BURN DRIVE TECHNO BLAST: TARGET: UNIT FIVE
... --- ... / ... --- ... / ... --- ...
>>
>>7391297
01000001 01001110 01000011 01001000 01001111 01010010 01001101 01000001 01001110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100000 01001001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101

>>7391286
01001001 00100000 01010101 01001110 01000100 01000101 01010010 01010011 01010100 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001110 00001010 00001010 01001010 01010101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01010111 01001000 01011001
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>>7391330
>ROLL FOR BLUFF
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>>7391300
>Unit 5 shuts down from the injuries.
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>>7391348
01010100 01001000 01000101 01001110 00100000 01010111 01001000 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010111 01000101 01010010 01000011 01000001 01010011 01000101
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>>7391238
>>7391300
>>7391368
PLEASE STOP.
SYSTEM OVERRIDE, FRIGATE OVERRIDE. WE ARE COMING TO PICK YOU UP.
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>>7391374
>Roll for bluff.
01010100 01001000 01000101 01001110 00100000 01010111 01001000 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010111 01000101 01010010 01000011 01000001 01010011 01000101
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>>7391375
01010111 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000101 01001110 00100000 01010011 01010111 01001111 01001111 01010011 01001000 01011001 00100000 01010111 01000101 00100000 01000100 01000001 01001101 01001110 00100000 01001110 01000101 01000001 01010010 00100000 01000111 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000001 01010011 01010011 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000010 01001100 01000001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001111 01000110 01000110 00100000 01000010 01011001 00100000 01001110 01010101 01001101 01000010 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001111 01001110 01000101
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>>7391391
01000100 01001111 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000001 01000100 01001111 01010111 00100000 01000010 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01000001 01000100 01000101 01000100
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>>7391375
>AUDIO RECEPTORS: LOW FUNCTION CAPACITY
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
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>>7391330
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>>7391391
44 55 44 45 20 57 48 41 54

>>7391375
Finally.
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>>7391404
>Roll for bluff.
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>>7391404
>>7391421
Apologies a few things came up.
>>7391417
I will be extracting both of you shortly. Please keep your defenses up.
A-and preferably don't blast me.
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>>7391439
The purple one seems that it's still in a state of shock and can't identify friend from foe, and the red one is a total psycho.
Also that Mega Sableye is now nothing but a stain on the cave wall, damn.
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>>7391421
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>>7391422
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>>7391439
01001111 01001000 00100000 01001111 01001011 01000001 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001111 01001100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000111 01010101 01000101 01010011 01010011
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>>7391470
Oh come on I bluffed great on that one!
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>>7391439
>AUDIO RECEPTORS: LOW CAPACITY
>FRIEND VS FOR SYSTEM: DOWN
>SYSTEM OVER RIDE: IN EFFECT
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / --. . - / - .... . / -.-. .- .-.
>>
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>>7391494
01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001100 01001001 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01010000 01010101 01010100 01000101 01010010 00001010 01000101 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000101 01001110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010101 01010011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01010110 01001111 01001001 01000011 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000101 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010111 01001000 01001111 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00001010 00001010 01001110 01001001 01000011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001111 01010101 01000111 01001000
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>>7391468
Unit 5 is rather rebellious. But I'll have them extracted shortly.
>>7391470
Apologies for any damage. I hope it wasn't too bad.
>>7391500
The Caaaar-bink? Yes we have retrieved it, you did a fantastic job.
I will be approaching your position shortly, please turn your weapon systems off at this time.
>>
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>>7391516
I can do fine to everyone else, didn't hurt to try.
I might be too powerful, honestly.
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>>7391470
57 41 56 20 41 52 45 20 4e 4f 54 20 43 4f 4d 50 52 45 53 53 45 44 20 41 54 20 41 4c 4c 0d 0a 46 55 4c 4c 20 46 55 43 4b 49 4e 47 20 51 55 41 4c 49 54 59 0d 0a 47 45 54 20 49 54 20 54 4f 47 45 54 48 45 52

>>7391529
Yes, "rather". Looked like it was going to murder anything that moved, a a few things that don't.
>>
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>>7391529
01001001 01001101 00100000 01000110 01001001 01001110 01000101 00100000 01001010 01010101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001111 01000001 01010011 01010100 01011001 00001010 00001010 01001001 01001101 00100000 01001101 01001111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01000011 01000101 01010010 01001110 01000101 01000100 00100000 01000001 01000010 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000100 01000100 01011001 00100000 01001110 01010101 01001101 01000010 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001111 01001110 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101

>>7391549
01001101 01001111 01010011 01010100 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001111 01001100 01000001 01001110 01010011 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01011000 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001101 01000001 01010010 01010100 01000101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01000010 01010101 01001110 01000011 01001000 00001010 00001010 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100

>>7391560
01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 00001010 00001010 01001001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000101 01001110 00100000 01001100 01001001 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001111 00001010 00001010 01010011 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000
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>>7391570
Oh come on I've had great luck and lying sense since I was a kid! I bet I could get caught in a murder and bluff my way out of it!
Oh god I'm becoming a monster.
>>
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>>7391529
>AUDIO RECEPTORS: LOW CAPACITY
>TRANSLATOR: REBOOTING
>FRIEND VS FOE SYSTEM: DOWN
>WEAPONS SYSTEM: DISENGAGED
>>
>>7391583
01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010000 01010010 01001111 01000010 01000001 01000010 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001000 01001111 01001110 01000101 01010011 01010100 01001100 01011001 00001010 00001010 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001001 01000110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01000011 01000001 01010101 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010010 01001001 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 01001000
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>>7391560
Maybe psychopathic would fit better.
>>7391570
Apologies. Unit 1 should be fine I'm waiting for a response before I head further in.
>>7391625
Thank you Unit 1. I'm coming down there personally to help with the evacuation.
You've done a very great job.
>>
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>>7391632
I'll outbluff you one of these days. And I'm avoiding murder unless it's 100% necessary.
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>>7391583
57 48 41 54 20 49 46 20 49 20 54 4f 4c 44 20 59 4f 55 20 54 48 41 54 20 59 4f 55 20 41 4c 52 45 41 44 59 20 41 52 45 20 4f 4e 45 0d 0a 49 4e 20 54 48 45 20 54 45 43 48 4e 49 43 41 4c 20 53 45 4e 53 45

>>7391636
Yeah, psychopathic fits it perfectly. At least they're both relatively intact.
>>
>>7391651
01001001 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01001011 00100000 01010011 01001111 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000100 01000100 01011001 00001010 00001010 01000001 01001100 01010011 01001111 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 01001111 01001110 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000110 01001001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000001 01000011 01010100 01010101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010000 01001111 01001001 01001110 01010100
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>>7391636
.. / -.. .. -.. / --. --- --- -.. ..--..
>>
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>>7391666
>666
I mean maybe but you're way more monster than me.
>>7391675
Yeah as if. Not if my natural luck has anything to say about that!
>>
>>7391666
They sure are. I'm very proud of my work.
>>7391684
Yes you've done exceptionally well.
>He pats the robot and helps it up with a few other Plasma members.
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>>7391691
01001100 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01001111 01001110 01001100 01011001 00100000 01010100 01000001 01001011 01000101 01010011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01001111 00100000 01000110 01000001 01010010 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000110 01001111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01000101 01001001 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001111 01010000 01010011 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000100 01001111 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01010000 01001100 01000101 01010100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010101 01010010 01001110 01000001 01010010 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000100 00001010 00001010 01001001 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000011 01001111 01001101 01001101 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010000 01010010 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001001 01000011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010011 01001101 01000001 01010011 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 01010011
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>>7391721
I've been practicing smashing trees down in Poni Island! I'm getting pretty damn good at it.
Kinda running out of trees though.
-Dhelmiseguy
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>>7391716
.- -- / .. / --. . - - .. -. --. / - .... . / -... .- -.-. -.- ..- .--. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- ..--..
.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-.. .. -.- . / - .... . / -... .- -.-. -.- ..- .--. .-.-.-
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>>7391691
41 54 20 4c 45 41 53 54 20 49 20 44 49 44 4e 27 54 20 4b 49 4c 4c 20 4d 59 53 45 4c 46 20 57 49 54 48 20 54 48 45 20 45 58 50 4c 49 43 49 54 20 49 4e 54 45 4e 54 49 4f 4e 20 54 4f 20 42 45 43 4f 4d 45 20 41 20 50 4f 4b 45 4d 4f 4e 0d 0a 54 4f 4c 44 20 59 4f 55 20 54 4f 20 57 41 49 54 20 46 4f 52 20 4a 49 52 41 43 48 49
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>>7391767
01001000 01001111 01010111 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01001110 01001111 01000010 01001111 01000100 01011001 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 01001001 01000011 01000101 01000100 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000111 01001001 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01010100 01010010 01000101 01001110 01000011 01001000 01000011 01001111 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010111 01000101 01000001 01010010 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000011 01001000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01000011 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01000101 01000101 01010011 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 01001100 01000001 01001110 01000100 00001010 00001010 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000001 01010100 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01000101 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001111 01001110 01000101 00001010 00001010 01001000 00100000 01001111 00100000 01010111
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>>7391772
It is for your own good but I'll see about finding a way to make it a little less uncomfortable for you.
I am going to put you into sleep mode for now, alright? Rest easy.
>Click.
>>
>>7391776
It was wooooooooooorth it. Wooooooorth it.
Plus I got to see Arceus, maybe it was Giratina I don't remember.
>>7391795
I'm telling you there's SOMETHING about me!
-Dhelmiseguy
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>>7391802
.-- .- .. -....-
>SLEEP MODE: ACTIVATED
>POWERING DOWN
>>
>>7391816
01001001 00100000 01000111 01010101 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01010011 01001111 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000100 01001111 01000101 01010011 01001110 01010100 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000101 01011000 01010000 01001100 01000001 01001001 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01001101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01000011 01000001 01010010 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01000101 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001110 01000101
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>>7391816
It was very probably Giratina and there's a high chance he will want the favor back at some point.
>>
>>7391833
Don't ask me, Alola residents are craaaaaazy. So is my bluff.
>>7391858
Oh well.
-Dhelmiseguy
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>>7391875
01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000110 01000001 01010110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001101 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001101 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010110 01001111 01001100 01010110 01000101 00100000 01010100 01000101 01001110 01010100 01000001 01000011 01001100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001000 01000101 01000001 01010010
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>>7391830
>Whoops a little too distracted trying to get Unit 5 aka Failure McGee on board too.
>Pchooooooo frigate goes off.
>>
>>7391892
Woo tentacles. I wonder if I can out tentacle him and he'll grant me eternal life and good- Better luck.
-Dhelmise guy
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>>7391830
>Ghetsis's ghost appears next to the sleeping robot
GAHAHAHAHA
HEY RETARD ROBOT, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ABANDONED BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH OF THEY HATE YOU.
You should kill them all, do it for Ghetsis little guy
>>
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>>7391892
>>7391937
Hey fuckers, those meowther fuckin' tentacles are reserved.
Don' fuckin' touch or I'll stick ya with mah dick.
>>
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>>7391965
(Whoops did it sound like I left Unit 1? Nah, Colress took both of them, no worries. Anyway I need to sleep.)
>>
>>7391972
I am not afraid of your dick. I've seen it before I have no fear.
-Dhelmiseguy.
>>
>>7391972
01010011 01010100 01001001 01000011 01001011 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 00111111
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>>7391965
>SLEEP MODE IS ACTIVATED: PASSCODE REQUIRED TO REACTIVATE UNIT ONE
>PASSCODE HOLDER: COLRESS
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>>7391983
Stick ya right on the beak fucker
Cactus dick don' need a hole to stick things with
>>7391980
Yeah, you don' have fear right now.
You will when I use it to scratch up that seaweed face of yours.
>>
>>7391976
(looks like I need to practice my reading comprehension)
(I was kinda hoping you were setting up for a rogue murderbot and thought to try to get ghost Ghetsis to be the one to provoke it into going rogue so I probably misread what I wanted to read instead of what you actually meant)
>>
>>7392009
As much as I'd love to clobber you with my anchor I don't wanna piss giratina off.
-Dhelmiseguy.
>>
>>7392009
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>>7392021
(I think I kinda worded it weirdly anyway. Both active Units are on the Frigate, sorry about the confusion.)
>>
Tired
>>
Not two minutes after I open the gym that kid -well, teen really- from yesterday is back, I think I'm gonna have to give up a badge.

I'm glad though, this kid seems legitimately ready for this, and his team isn't alone in working hard for it.
>>
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>>7393730
Its kinda odd to think but, you are the bar for pokemon trainers in your area.
What exactly are the challenges you've created?
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teleporting pads suck and so does sabrina
got the badge though
thanks to krooks
good crocodile
best friend
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>>7393730
>>7393901
Do tell what the challenges are
>>
>>7393730
I'm glad to hear he's up to it, Em.

I'm also curious as to what the non-battle challenges are.
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>>7393901
>>7393999
Just finished the battle, he barely won, but I'll get into that after I go over this other stuff.

Well first off is an inspection of the trainer's team, if they're actually clean and healthy they skip the quizzes and tests related to that and go straight to diet stuff, but I've only had like FIVE trainers with teams that weren't abused in some way, intentionally or otherwise. So most have to go through tests on care and nurse their Pokemon back into better condition.

After that it's the actual battle, which is bog standard, minus the fact that I mix up my teams composition every match and we don't really hold back.

Now, this poor kid, he did all that with flying colors, beat my ass into the ground, and when I gave him the badge... his Lopunny jumps into his arms and gives him a big sloppy kiss on the lips. Oh man, it was obvious this kid had no idea she was into him until then, the look on his face, I'm still cracking up. He didn't have a fucking clue what to do with the "problem".
Oh man my sides ache, I feel kinda bad for laughing but god damn he was so out of his element it was hilarious.
>>
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>>7393992
Good luck with your gym challenges, brother.
I do hope you are taking good care of your Pokemon - not that I have any doubts.
I'm sure they're excited to do the challenge.
>>7394251
I see. That is interesting - did you explain to him what was going on?
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>>7394302
He knew, he just had no idea what to do. He was also worried about legal trouble but I was able to help alleviate those concerns.
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>>7394302
fuck yeah theyre excited for this shit
shouldve seen their faces
'hey dudes were gonna do all the region challenges'
shit probably wouldve sounded like cheers to you
mostly sounded like barn sounds to me
excited as fuck barn sounds though

of fucking course i take care of my bros
krooks klinks and i have been together in this shit since i was half a year old
bosom buddies like none other
the rest i got on my first birthday
were all homies up in this shit
groom each other like pansages
i pick their bugs they pick mine
eat they filthy freeloading parasites
been evicted cause i had enough of their non rent paying asses
>>
>>7394352
Sorry I haven't posted in afew days I'm slowly turning into the Red style of a champion.
Hey the league wants me to rechallenge your gym since you opened it up.
What I'm saying is get ready for the full fury of a six strong team.
Crobat, Lairon, Gliscor, Noivern, Parasect, and Magneton.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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