ITT: Pokemon are real. What do you think of the Ghetsis and

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>>7383785
>>7383658
you are a bigger jerk than dave is.

im friends with muk.

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>>7383756
You seem to forget that I was raised by wild Pokemon until the age of 7.
I'm used to it.

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>>7383650
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>>7383785
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>>7383797
still waiting for that written apology dickbag
>>7383785
i hate mom
colress was more of a dad than my birth dad or step dad
and i really like all my siblings
except lillie
rest in piss cunt

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>>7383836
Welcome to Team Plasma then. All I ask of you is that you do your best to help any pokemon in danger and do give me anything interesting that you happen to come by. Especially if it is science related.
You will be answering to N as well so be on your best behavior.
>>7383820
Does he smell worse than a Muk?
>>7383862
Using Klink as a turntable was a fairly clever idea.

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>>7383785
Ghestis is a horrible person and the rest are actually good. Counting extended family Lusamine is also horrible and the kids are... mostly good.

I don't get it.

...I also don't get why so many self proclaimed "bug catchers" don't understand their friends. Seriously these kids obviously love their pokemon they just don't fucking understand how to care for them. Ignorance, so much ignorance that a simple five second search on the internet could fix but instead I me and my hires have to tell them that yes, their pokemon does in fact eat food, no, it can not eat the same kibble as the family Growlithe.

>>7383874
out of curiosity, how much gel does it take to maintain that band of hair you've got?

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>>7383797
The only reason you are still alive is because of Divine intervention, because you were a dumbass who didn't eat the berry,
I would have curb stomped you out of your misery if I could.

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>>7383907
that's not a very Team Plasma thing to say...

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>>7383874
Everyone over exaggerates how bad he smells.
Mostly blood, smoke, and whatever expensive alcohol he drank last.
Sweat is barely detectable, and I'm assuming he has some expensive cologne hidden somewhere.
>>7383922
He's not Plasma anymore.

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>>7383874
I've been dead for like 3 weeks and no one has caught on that I'm a Dhelmise. How?
There has to be some scientific explanation for this.

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>>7383944
oh.

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>>7383922
He's right though.
You mess up again and I'm not bringing you back, sport.

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>>7383874
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>>7383900
Well that's one thing that bugs me. How are kids getting their gear without actual some form of trainer education? You'd think there'd be some sort of certificate or license to earn before going out. Then again, back in my day, it was common for us as kids to go explore the world for days on end without anyone really questioning the safety of it.

>>7383965
Oh hey, you recover OK?

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>>7383998
yeah my tummy still is bothering me but i think ill live.

>>7383970
why did you save me anyway? im not that special.

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>>7383900
Young trainers are rather inept. You're doing us all a service by helping with this.
You may want to consider asking any nearby Trainer Schools if you can start a class there.
Let's just say a lot. I've considered using a Psychic type to help with it but honestly I'm considering just doing my hair like a normal person.
>>7383944
I suppose that isn't that bad then.
>>7383951
Humans have a tendency to ignore things that make them uncomfortable. You could just have incredibly high natural luck though.
As logical as I am there is a certain amount of illogicality necessary in the world we live in.
>>7383995
Of course I do not have any true expectations for you. Thank you, I do hope this benefits us both.
You have talked to the girl you like, correct? Make sure you understand her interests.

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>>7383998
As far as I know registering as a trainer simply takes walking into the nearest pokecenter and having your name added to a list and then it's just getting a dex and pokeballs, which are cheap as fuck.

I am not amused by these groups of kids that don't understand shit.

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>>7383998
I actually went to trainer school...

we need to open up more schools... especially in kanto

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>>7384020
>You could just have incredibly high natural luck though.
Yeah I might. Arceus Mew, this is amazing.
I just walked into a shop and literally no one is acting like I'm weird.

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>>7384020
>You may want to consider asking any nearby Trainer Schools if you can start a class there.
Consider that this is Kanto they're speaking of.

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>>7384020
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>>7384085
so how does it feel to be a dhelmise?

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>>7384020
There... are no trainer schools, like, anywhere in Kanto that I know of.

>>7384062
No kidding.

I want to beat my head against a wall right now, these people are so ignorant it hurts.

Wonder how my other self is doing with his kid?

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>>7384181
It's pretty nice! I have to keep wet a lot or else I'll dry out and probably die but other than that it isn't too horrible. Anyway I'm heading back home because apparently I'm totally invincible to being dicovered.

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>>7383874
fuck yeah it was
klinks loves dropping ill beats

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>>7384119
>>7384219
I see. Why not make one yourself? I can donate something for building materials and such if you wish? P20,000,000 should do you well.
>>7384139
Hm. Well you should ask her about the things she likes. Hobbies, books, videogames anything that sort of thing. She must already have some sort of interest in you but a relationship will never subsist if it is purely sexual.
>>7384251
Have you dropped any mixtapes yet, Dave?

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>>7384025
Some sort of entry course is needed, even if it's just a a half-day long seminar/orientation to training. Hell, if they can do a dumb cartoon with a skateboarding bidoof in sunglasses telling kids not to do drugs, they can at least get something done to get kids to think of pokemon sentient beings.

Then again it could backfire horribly.
"Mistreatin' pokemon is whack, yo!"

>>7384062
Wait, really? Seriously, they should have more set up, then. especially in rough places like Orre. It was bad when I was growing up, and apparently it's only getting worse.

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>>7384014
Because you're a nice vulp, and you really didn't deserve to die from a friendly (if somewhat toxic hug.

That or because he was sadistic enough to have you listen to me explain things badly to you.

>>7384304
>P20,000,000
W H A T
H
A
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>>7383319
>falls asleep at the edge of the water

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>>7384304
As lucrative as that money sounds, running a gym AND a Trainer School is more than I can handle, probably the same with Brock. I agree it needs done, but I'm already doing all I can. Cali and Lune, for once, agree with me on this, I'm where I need to be, can't do much more.

Perhaps there's someone else who could do it. I'll look through any trainer that earns my badge and see if I could put you in contact.

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>>7384415
Ghetsis did a lot of tax fraud. I've donated much more to the Unovan government. Very much trying to help with recovery and such.
>>7384436
I see. If you find anyone that can handle a principal seat feel free to direct me to them.
And I was not meaning to imply you to run both, just from your position that it would be easier for you to get all the things in place to have a new school up and such.
My apologies.

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>>7384304
not yet
been meaning too
haven't had time
after mom died kinda started planning to watch and shit
start dropping that shit like meteor showers after i get my first championship

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>>7384304
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>>7384498
That's a fucking lot of money, Arceus.

Anyway I wanted everyone to know that the Muk purification program is working much better. Any Muks that are interested can head down to the Waste Treatment Plant in Castelia City and be treated.
As far as I understand the process is much more permanent so please think it over before you go in for it.

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>>7384498
Ah, I understand, no harm done. Thank you for offering.

...All this anger at Trainers being stupid is probably bad for my health, I might need to talk to a psych. Of either kind.

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>>7384020
It really isn't.
I would make a comment about how I probably smell worse, but I just took a shower this morning.

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>>7384547
Don't mention it, kid.

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>>7384525
A championship under your belt will make that mixtape sell like hotcakes.
>>7384540
Hm I see! Well next time she is around ask her her favorite movies. Show her some movies you think she'd like.
One thing you need to remember is that if she is really interested in you she'll be happy to do anything with you. And you should feel the same.
>>7384547
Isn't it? Oh, I'm glad you got that handled, thank you very much. I dub thee Sir Lawalot. Hold thine blade aloft and deal justice through thy pen.
Old English isn't really my forte.
>>7384554
You really should. Gym Leaders get a lot of time off, use it well.
>>7384568
I'm glad at least you're keeping yourself in check, Natural.

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>>7384622
...Hi, God.
I have several questions. Mostly, why you're here? Not in the metaphysical "why does this world have a god" way, more the "why are you posting on this imageboard"

>>7384656
Less than you think, at least here in Kanto it's a full time job. Or at least, it is if you actually give a damn.

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>>7384656
oð hîe is mîn

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>>7384697
Trust me, Arceus posting here is the LEAST weird thing.

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>>7384819
Even after hearing my other self's tale of adventure finding out that God posts on the same imageboard as me is somehow weirder.

...when did life get so crazy?

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>Mfw someone dumps a three big boxes of files on my desk and tells me I have to look through all these crimes of the Aether Foundation.
Being a government Lawyer is hell.

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>>7384848
Yeah, I can't say I envy you on that.

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>>7384656
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>>7384844
I'd reckon it was when you, still not split into two different entities at the same time, posted in the same imageboard as Jirachi.

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>>7384697
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>>7384894
It's fairly comfy. Half of these accusations so far are about nuclear weapons. Apparently also harboring Ex-Team Rocket, Aqua, Magma, Galactic, Plasma, Flare and even kidnapping Skull grunts.

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>>7384431
...
>Sets the Sylveon in the tub
>Tries to wash her off
>Surprisingly, it works somewhat, the sludge stripping dirt and bleach out of her fur
>Water turns purple while doing so
...
>Tries to shake her awake.
Hey. You okay?

>>7383640
What do I want in return?
For you to be happy.
I don't like seeing people sad.
And you certainly don't deserve to be sad.
>Hugs the ghost again

>>7384932
(I'm gonna be honest it feels like way too much fuckin work to read your shit, going to an external site, especially on mobile, is just... eh, especially with how often you post.)

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>>7384697
Ah, well good luck on that.
>>7384779
Don't you have a boyfriend to be kissing?
>>7384919
I can see you love her a lot, I think you'll do fine in your relationship. If you need any other information I'll be happy to help.
>>7384972
You may be interested in Sir Lawalot's new development. >>7384547

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>>7384656
I.... Wouldn't say I'm exactly taking care of myself, but it's not like the time I almost died from malnutrition.
I've been too busy running to do much else, hopefully either the Plasma Frigate or the Aether Paradise will prove to be free of my fans.
....... Does the Plasma Frigate still have streaming cameras...?

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>>7384969
I'm still a bit confused about the Aether Foundation. Were they a company or some new-age cult or what? I saw a couple of television spots, but those were so vague, it was like looking at some college student's art film, only with a larger budget.

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>>7384656
Sir Lawalot? Uh, thank you, sir.
>>7385033
Y-yes, thank you.
>>7385071
They're a company but they're pretty horrible. Forcing pokemon into small cages and small environments. Anyone that goes to the "Paradise" would see that it's fucking terrible.

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>>7385071
its moms company
two years from now she dies and it becomes bros company
>>7384656
fuck yeah
now imagine when i have six of them
raking in cash like leaves during fall

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>>7385049
If that frigate had cameras I would have already known.

>>7385118
You forgot the cryogenically frozen pokemon.

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>>7385033
01011001 01000101 01000001 01001000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000111 01010101 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010011 01001000 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 01001110 01010100 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010010 01010010 01011001 00100000 01010011 01001111 00100000 01001101 01010101 01000011 01001000 00001010 01010100 01001000 01000001 01001110 01001011 01010011 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000100 01000100 01011001 00001010 00001010

>>7385004
(Sorry ya feel like that dude. But generally if i'm actually doing anything important it's in greentext actions and you can more or less figure out what the binary says from that.)

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>>7385149
wait no
she dies next year
time travel fucking with me
>>7385118
terrible person makes a terrible company
no surprise here

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>>7385049
Well we got rid of most of them. The barracks and other areas are free of them.
We still have some on deck and key areas so that we know if anyone decides to invade.
>>7385118
It is no issue.
>>7385149
I'll be sure to buy it and check it out. Hm.
>>7385178
You'll be fine. It is no issue, good luck.

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>>7385176
Yeah kinda thought that wasn't common knowledge.
And the experiments.
>>7385192
Yeah, its a pretty horrible place but- Arceus, man.

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>>7385118
Why, though? Sounds like some sort of cartoon villain. And what's this you said about nukes? How did a company get nukes? Where, for that matter?

>>7385149
So, your mom's company, you said? So what was the company's public charter versus what the real deal is?

>>7385176
They put pokemon on ice?


You know, when I finally get home, I'm not going to do another long haul for at least a month. So much weird stuff, I cant remember what happened last week except for two images. That and this little guy here.

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>>7385267
Aether found at least 6 nuclear ICBMs under Orre, kept them secret, moved a huge chunk of their leadership them and detonated one in the sky above northern Sinnoh for... let's say it was for "reasons".

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>>7385267
Used to be nukes in Orre. As far as I understand they bought a huge piece of land near the silos and built one of their bases above the silo and took them over without anyone knowing.
Just be careful out there, the world is really strange these days.

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>>7380155
Oh, thank you much appreciated, I'll send my regards

>>7380312
Yes... why do you ask? You know him? Cause all I remember is some of the group not all of them

Sorry I took so long to respond l... I was finding my way over to him *giggling* well it won't take long before I get there I can't wait to take him away.... into a romantic getaway

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>>7384972
>Wakes up
Waah, this water is cold!
>Looks at ribbons
I feel better but why am i still grey

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>>7385197
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...!
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...!
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -... .- -.-. -.-!
.-- .... .- - / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. .. -. -..?

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>>7385317
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to eat you.

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>>7385302
>>7385304
Oh, hell.....
Was there ANY point in time that my home region wasn't deadly to everyone in it?

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>>7385378
Hello again Genesect. I have been studying pokemon, I take it you are faring well?

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>>7385212
dude
bitch burns her kids with curling irons
the fuck did you expect her to do to pokemon
>>7385267
hell if i know
bitch was bat shit crazy when i came around
didnt tell me shit
i think she used to pretend to be a pokemon welfare thing
and then decided she liked inter dimensional aliens more
but she had a whole shit ton of different sections
met a cute guy in the cancer research section
mom fired him when she found out i was talking to him
bitch

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>>7385369
Simply put...
Your fur has been bleached, stripping it of it's pigments, and turning you grey. It was from the chemical bath they gave me. It rubbed off on you. Don't worry, I shed the coating, so I can't bleach you again.
Anyways, the poke-center might be able to fix it, by restoring the pigments.
Do you have any objections to stopping there quick?
-Muk

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>>7385432
Probably not.
>>7385491
Burn them with curling irons? Hell I never expected ANYONE to use hair tools for child abuse.

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>>7385406
>implying I don't want to be eaten out
>wait you aren't turts
Pitty

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>>7385555
yeah dude
you must not have been here for the story of my right nipple
or the scorch mark formerly known as a right nipple

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>>7385491
>A curling iron appears from thin air and hurls itself at your one surviving nipple
>Evens: It's hot
>Odds: It's not

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>>7385515
I guess not, I haven't been to a pokecenter since I had a trainer. Will they be able to do anything even though I don't have a pokeball?

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>>7385583
...Zorua you do realize that you are going to try and get at my friend -who, by the way, doesn't remember you- after he has already gotten another girlfriend and left you faaaar behind, let alone the fact that he's surrounded by his friends who won't hesitate to turn you into dust if you try and hurt him?

Give up.

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>>7385491
Damn, that's terrible.

>>7385555
I dunno. Dad used to think there was a time when Orre was good, or at least harsh but fair. Then the mines got big and greedy, and then the veins of ore gave out, and the mine owners flew off to parts unknown. That just poisoned the well, I guess.

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>>7385597
you sir
are a dick
now i have a bruised nipple
how am i supposed to erotically tease people now
>>7385620
yeah
apparently big bro had it worst
makes sense that he stabs her next year

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>>7385583
Oh.
Yeah.
That kind of eat.
Hahaha-
>coughs up a skull
............

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>>7385596
No I've heard the stories. My prayers go out to the fallen comrade.
>>7385620
I think it's been improving ever since Unova started trying to help them out. More research bases being built up and bombs being taken apart. Give it another 30-40 years and I think it'll be a nice place to be.

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>>7385660
WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOES
SHOES COULD BE FUNNY SOMETIMES

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>>7385617
Oh another girlfriend..... really? And he doesn't remember who I am? Well too bad, and why would I hurt my boyfriend? I'd never hurt him, even if he doesn't remember me... The real question is? Would he hurt his friends if he where "told a few things?"

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>>7385643
>A note apperifies
>'Sorry can't say no when a client asks for stupid shit like this'
>Signed; Your Friendly Neighborhood Alakazam

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>>7385675
>Shoots.

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>>7385611
Let me try something first.
>Digs around inside her body
>Pulls out a full restore
I've been saving this for a while now...
Waiting to put it to good use.
I think now is an appropriate time.
...
This is going to sting. It's pretty potent.
>Sprays the Sylveon with the full restore
...

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>>7385675
...so you want to see your "boyfriend" die again.

You do realize he's gotten out of the distortion world once already, and he'd just end up with even less memories?

Stop. Deerling has suffered enough already.

Or, if you're truly stupid, you'll instead meet me at slateport's docks, and we can settle this.

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>>7385675
Before you get your face clawed off I'd really like to know how you didn't seem to forget a thing and keep evading what seems to be a cosmic NDA.

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>>7385463
-.-- . ...!
.--. .-. --- --. .-. . ... ... / .-. . .--. --- .-. - :
... .--. . -.-. .. -- . -. / .- - / ... . -.-. - --- .-. / .- .---- / ... - .-. .. .--. .--. . -.. / --- ..-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --- .-. --. .- -. .. -.-. / -.-. --- -- .--. --- -. . -. - ... :
.- - - . -- .--. - ... / - --- / . -..- .- -- .. -. . / ... .--. . -.-. .. -- . -. / ..-. --- .-. / ..-. ..- .-. - .... . .-. / . -..- - .-. .- - . .-. .-. . ... - .-. .. .- .-.. / -.-. --- -- .--. --- -. . -. - ... / .. -. - . .-. .-. ..- .--. - . -.. / -... -.-- / .- / - .-. .- .. -. . .-. :
.. -. - .-. ..- -.. . .-. / . ...- .. ... -.-. . .-. .- - . -..

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>>7385643
You sound like you're pretty concrete on things that haven't happened. Are you....um...I can't remember what the term is. My girafarig, Faith and Joy, well at least Faith, she called it something.

Pre corb....precog? I can't remember.

>>7385669
I hope so. There are a lot of good people, but with the corruption and all the horrible news stories, not many businesses want to try to move in.

Not that I'll have any kids or grandkids, but there are some distant family still there.

Damn, I feel low right now. I never should have.....why can't I remember? All I remember was a phone call on the trailer's land line, then ending up on Route 39 with a non-existant pokemon in my backpack.

I hope Faith won't be mad when I get home.

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>>7385674
I spat out the shoes earlier.
Skulls take longer to reach that point.
>>7385675
He can try.
I'd like to see him get past my team.

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>>7385772
nah
im a time traveler from two years in the future
came to see my bro stab mom
doesnt happen for a year
thought it would be cool to hang with him until then

plus my step dad hasnt me mom yet in this time period
thank arceus
dont wanna see his ugly ass mug again
>>7385685
could i like
get a warning next time
id like to keep my one nipple

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>>7385705
>Flinches a from the spray
That stung a bit but I don't think it helped

>>7385708
A Deerling? Huh? Ok then... I'll "meet" you I guess but I mean no harm I really don't

>>7385724
An illusion is useful at times isn't it?

>>7385777
I'd like to see you hurt him, I was being sarcastic

>>7385699
(Stop this meme)

-Zorua

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>>7385728
Fantastic work, Genesect. But from now on please change your intruder protocols to "stun" rather than kill.
Do you need a pickup?

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>>7385809
>Another note materializes
>'No.'
>A commemorative spoon also appears in your general vicinity
>Evens: In your pocket
>Odds: In your flesh pocket

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>>7385834
It'd be easy.
I just don't want to.
That's the key point.

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>>7385834
Turtwig told us the story of you raping him before he lost his memory.

I really don't think there's any way for you to avoid being turned into fine powder. Just a matter of who does it to you.

Excuse me while I contain a turtle in a soundproof box where he will be safe.

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>>7385809
Well in that case, enjoy your stay in the past. Is your brother an OK guy or not? 'Cause I gotta admit I'm curious about what you'll do in regards to your brother once he stabs your mom.

I would ask other stuff, but that might mess with reality or something.

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>>7385833
Okay.
Plan B. Pokecenter.
If you used to have a trainer, you should still have a pokeball registered to you.
Unless they or somebody else released you from it.
Do they need a ball to heal you?
I'm not sure...
Never been to one of those centers.
-Muk

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>>7385833
>>7385926
Do you two need some help?

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>>7385898
im gonna cheer and offer him some booze when he stabs that cunt
yeah gladion is pretty cool
from what ive seen
he was a fucking mythological figure when i was growing up
that brother that doesnt exist
but apparently stole moms precious dog
in the same sentence too
"Teehee I don't have a son! He stole my Type: Null Teehee hoo hoohee hee hoo!"
im so glad that bitch died

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>>7385878
...So I'm at the docks.

I really should have expected this from her.

I have been made a fool and it's probably too late to save Turtwig.

Fuck.

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>>7385926
>Unless they or somebody else released you from it.

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>>7385937
...
Yes.
How do you un-bleach fur?
Like, restore the pigmentation to it?

>>7385970
HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR THAT -Zorua

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>>7385989
What's up little buddy?
>>7385991
Well, uh, you should probably take your friend to the pokemon center.

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>>7385970
>>7386003
>PLAY I_CANT_BELIEVE_YOUVE_DONE_THIS.FLAC

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>>7385989
...
>Puts a hand on her shoulder
>Tries to comfort
I'm here if you need to talk about anything.
Sorry about bringing up something like that.
...
...

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>>7385842
-.-- . ... /!
.--. .-. --- - --- -.-. --- .-.. / -.-. .... .- -. --. . ... / -- .- -.. . /!
... - ..- -. / -- --- -.. . / .--. .-. .. -- .- .-. -.-- / -.. . ..-. . -. ... . /!
.--. .. -.-. -.- ..- .--. / ..- -. -. . -.-. . ... ... .- .-. -.-- /!
... . -.-. --- -. -.. .- .-. -.-- / ... ..- -... .--- . -.-. - / .-.. --- -.-. .- - . -.. / .- - / .- ..--- /!
-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / .- -. -.-- / .-. . --.- ..- . ... - ... ?

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>>7386062
Thank you. Only use lethal force if absolutely necessary.
You've been working very hard my only request is for you to take some time off and have fun after finishing up with the secondary subject.
Understood?

>>7386062
KISS THE SCIENTIST
I
S
S

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>>7386156
-.-- . ...!
..-. ..- -.!
.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... . . -.- / --- ..- - / - .... .. ... / ..-. ..- -. / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..-!

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>>7385834
No, I'm not buying that. That's bullshit and you know it.

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>>7386332
.... . / .. ... / -- -.-- / -.-. .-. . .- - --- .-. !!!

>>7386368
KISS THE CREATOR

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>>7386334
Fantastic. Fun is a very hard element to find, i trust you will do a good job?
>>7386332
>>7386394
Somehow I knew this would happen if I did this over a public channel.

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>>7386031
>>7386022
I was abandoned shortly after I evolved, it's ok though you didn't know. Lets try the pokemon center I guess.

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>>7386394
.-- .... -.-- ???
.-. . --.- ..- . ... - / ..- -. -.-. .-.. . .- .-. !!
-... . . .--. / -... . . .--. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. ... / ..-. ..- --.. --.. -.-- / -... . . .--. !!!
- .-. -.-- / .- --. .- .. -. / .-.. .- - . .-. !!!
>>7386408
..-. .-.. ..- --- .-. .. - . / ..- .-. .- -. .. ..- -- / -. .. - .-. --- --. . -. ?
-.-- . ... ??

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>>7386437
Yes please do that. I'm sorry you were abandoned little buddy but that just means you have to stick together with people that'll keep you safe.
Besides you're probably really tough.

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what is the place and why does my fucking shitbag trainer come here?

>>7386495
>g/run:kisscreator.exe

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>>7386342
Sorry mate, she's dead now. Al got her, we've got her pelt if you want me to sock-puppet for her though, can't say I know the answer either.

What I do know is she kinda got to Turtwig and now he's questioning everything and just... UUUUUGH I was hoping to prevent his current freakout that we're somehow the bad guys.

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>>7386518
-. --- .--. . / -. --- .--. . / -. --- .--. . / .. / -.. --- -. - / .... .- ...- . / - .... .- - / --- -. . / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / - .-. -.-- / .- --. .- .. -. / .- ..-. - . .-. / - .... . / ..- .--. -.. .- - . !!!!!!!!

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>>7386495
No, no. Not a physical element, a mental one. Does that make sense?
I may have to teach you a bit about fun.
>>7386510
This is a Native Unovan firedancing imageboard. You'll find a lot of porn here.
Your trainer is a shitbag? Could you tell us more?

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>>7386518
01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01010011 01001000 01010100 01001001 01000011 01001011 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 01010100 01000001 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010111 01001001 01010100 01001000 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100

>RUN BUSTA_STEPPIN_ON_MY_TURF.EXE
>EVENS: CRASH DEVICE TO BIOS
>ODDS: IMAGE OF BLACK HUMAN MALE FLIPPING YOU OFF POPS UP

>>7386562
>g/run:12857.gc

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>>7386510
.... In what way is your trainer a shitbag?
We may be able to help.

>>7386570
oh man you crashed me wooooooooooooooow geez
>p/run:dumpvirus.cts

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>>7386523
Fucksticks, at least she never realized how powerful is knowing things almost everyone else forgot.
Good to hear that Turtwig is safe as well, guess he will have to remember the whole story now.

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>>7386577
-. --- --- --- --- --- .--. . / -. --- - / .-.. .. ... - . -. .. -. --. / .-.. .- .-.. .- .-.. .- .-.. .- / -.. --- -. - / .... .- ...- . / - .... .- - / .--. .-. --- --. .-. .- -- / . .. - .... . .-. !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7386563
-.-. --- -- .--. ..- - .. -. --. :
-.-. --- -- .--. ..- - .. -. --. :
. .-. .-. --- .-. :
.. / -.. --- / -. --- - / .... .- ...- . / .- / -... .-. .- .. -.?

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>>7386610
>PLOP OUT OF DEVICE
>RUN BITCHSLAP.EXE

01001100 01001111 01001111 01001011 00100000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000101 00001010 00001010 01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01000011 01001011 01001101 01000001 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010010 00001010 00001010 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101

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>>7386563
sorry I am amad right now... allow me to elaborate.

I was given to my trainer guy as his first pokemon and i know raising dragon types are super hard I guess so I will give him some slack he was doing a good job as to get me this far. He said we was going out to get cigarettes like a week ago and hasn't come back and I think i drove him away because of our last altercation.

I hate asking for help but there is no more food left in the pantry....

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>>7386584
also>>7386687

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>>7386637
Genesect in your last update I deepened your Artificial Intelligence. What do you think Fun is?
>>7386687
Oh Arceus. I see, your trainer has either abandoned you or something more unfortunate has happened.
May I have your location? Also I would like to see your trainer's full name or trainer ID and I will look up their present location.

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>>7386687
01001100 01000101 01001101 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010011 01000101 01000101 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01011001 01000001

>RUN ASSISTANCE_REQUIRED.EXE
>EVENS: THREE LARGE PIZZAS HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO YOUR LOCATION
>ODDS: A COUPLE BAGS OF POKEKIBBLE INSTEAD

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>>7386634
Yeah, I'm keeping Page in our bedroom right now, since it's soundproof (did it a long time ago because I used to blast music and it pissed Lune off, though that may have been a ploy to keep me from hearing her having fun with that Espeon I kept seeing in the yard) while Croagunk tells the full story.

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>>7386687
I see.
If you tell me where you are I can have Plasma members either pick you up or deliver food consistently.

>>7386437
Somebody did that to you?
...
That's horrible.
...
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know.
...
Let's go to the pokecenter, and get your fur fixed.
-Muk

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>>7386730
59 4f 55 20 42 45 54 54 45 52 20 48 41 56 45 20 50 41 49 44 20 46 4f 52 20 54 48 45 4d 2c 20 50 52 45 46 45 52 41 42 4c 59 20 57 49 54 48 20 43 41 53 48 20 53 49 50 48 4f 4e 45 44 20 46 52 4f 4d 20 41 4e 20 41 45 54 48 45 52 20 42 41 4e 4b 20 41 43 43 4f 55 4e 54 20 4f 52 20 53 49 4d 49 4c 41 52

>>7386745
I was thinking more of Ray using his powers like he said he was practicing, but guess that could work either.
Page is going to have a really abnormal childhood, hah.

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>>7386781
He's suspicious of Ray since apparently psychics can implant false memories.

I stepped out and tried to help explain but I think it's just making things worse, just glad Page didn't hear anything.

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>>7386709
>>7386752
I live in Castelia City in Unova

>>7386730
Yes! thanks!

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>>7386794
Well if this is not a rapidly developing case of paranoia. Wish any single video of "that" stream had survived, it would have probably worked.

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>>7386781
01001111 01000110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01010101 01010010 01010011 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010000 01000001 01001001 01000100 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01001101 00100000 01001001 01001101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01000001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01000101 01000110 00100000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01010000 01001001 01000100 00001010 00001010 01001001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001111 01001100 01000101 01001110 00100000 01001100 01010101 01010011 01000001 01001101 01001001 01001110 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000011 01010010 01000101 01000100 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001001 01001110 01000110 01001111

>>7386803
01000001 01001110 01011001 01010100 01001001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000100

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>>7386709
his first name is travis.

sorry i dont know his last name.

>>7386824
*ding* theres the pizza guy

man i thought i was going to starve to death!

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>>7386824
48 45 4c 4c 20 59 45 41 48

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>>7386819
...He just came back completely, it is no longer wise to let him near Page.

My walls are going to be covered in axe marks soon.

Send help.

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>>7386709
.. / .- -- / .- / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-. :
.. / -.. --- / -. --- - / - .... .. -. -.- :
.. / -.-. .- .-.. -.-. ..- .-.. .- - . :
..-. ..- -. / .. ...
>Google Search: Define fun
..-. ..- -. :
-. --- ..- -. :
.---- ---... / . -. .--- --- -.-- -- . -. - --..-- / .- -- ..- ... . -- . -. - --..-- / --- .-. / .-.. .. --. .... - .... . .- .-. - . -.. / .--. .-.. . .- ... ..- .-. . :

.- -.. .--- . -.-. - .. ...- .
.---- ---... / .- -- ..- ... .. -. --. --..-- / . -. - . .-. - .- .. -. .. -. --. --..-- / --- .-. / . -. .--- --- -.-- .- -... .-.. . .-.-.-

.. ... / - .... .. ... / -.-. --- .-. .-. . -.-. -?

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>>7386838
01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01011001 01000101 01000001 01001000 00001010 00001010 01000010 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01000010 01010011 01001111 01001100 01010101 01010100 01000101 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01000001 01000100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01001111 01010010 01000100 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001110 01011001 00100000 01000100 01010010 01000001 01000111 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000011 01001011 01010011 00100000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010111 01000001 01001110 01010100 00001010 00001010 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010000 01000101 01001111 01010000 01001100 01000101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000101

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>>7386803
>>7386837
Travis, hm? I'll look into it.
Hm, would you like N to send someone to pick you up then?
>>7386843
Yes, Unit 1 that is correct.
What do you consider fun of the things I have you do?

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>>7386876
I mean i dont know... what if he comes back and im not here?

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>>7386803
Alright, the Plasma members in the area are headed your way with food.
If you'd rather go with them just go outside to meet them.

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>>7386902
How long has he been gone? You made it sound like a very long amount of time.

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>>7386841
Hooray for a complete recovery to normality!

>>7386869
43 4f 4e 53 49 44 45 52 20 54 48 41 54 20 47 4c 41 44 49 4f 4e 20 41 4c 53 4f 20 57 41 4e 54 53 20 54 48 41 54 20 53 57 45 45 54 20 4d 4f 4e 45 59

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>>7386876
>Dial up sounds
>Loud beeping
-- -.-- / .-. . .-- .- .-. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. .. ... ..- .- ... .. --- -. / .--. .-. --- -.-. . ... ... . ... / .--. .-. .. --- .-. .. - .. --.. . / -.-. .- - .- .-.. --- --. .. -. --. / ..-. .. -. -.. ... / .- -. -.. / .. -. ..-. --- .-. -- .- - .. --- -.

.--. .- .-. - .. -.-. ..- .-.. .- .-. .-.. -.-- / .. -. / .-. . .-.. .- - .. --- -. / - --- / ... -- .- .-.. .-.. / --. . --- .-.. --- --. .. -.-. .- .-.. / ..-. --- .-. -- .- - .. --- -. ...

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>>7386941
01001001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 01010010 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001001 01010100 00001010 00001010 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000101 01001110 01001111 01010101 01000111 01001000 00100000 01001101 01001111 01001110 01000101 01011001 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000010 01001111 01010100 01001000 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010101 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01000100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01010000 01001001 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 01010011

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>>7386939
this will be the 6th day.

I feel really bad.

>>7386903
i like team plasma they speak up for pokemon like me.

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>>7386963
How cute. Why don't you go find some geological formations that interest you?
Feel free to take pictures. Oh, and you're allowed to interact with others in this thread just avoid revealing any sensitive information.
>>7386981
I'm doing a search and I've found 18 Travises in Castelia.
Two are of interest: One took a vacation to Hoenn four days ago and the other has an obituary dating back to six days ago.
The first is 6'0", black hair, green eyes. The second is 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes. Do either of those people sound familiar?

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>>7387060
yeah he was pretty short...

he's.... dead?

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>>7387060
-.-- . ...!
-.-. .- - .- .-.. --- --. ..- .!
- .- -.- . / .--. .. -.-. - ..- .-. . ...!!
..-. ..- -.!
-.-- . ...!
... . .- .-. -.-. .... .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / ..-. ..- -. / .. -. .--. ..- -!!
>>7386941
.... . .-.. .-.. ---!!
>>7386972
.... . .-.. .-.. ---!!
>>7386981
.... . .-.. .-.. ---!!
>>7386903
.... . .-.. .-.. ---!!
>>7386841
.... . .-.. .-.. ---!!

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>>7387104
Oh. Hello Genesect!
Good luck on your search for fun.

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>>7387104
01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01010101 01010000 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 01001110 01001111 01001110 01001101 01000001 01001110

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>>7387092
As far as I am reading. I'm very sorry to give you this information. You may want to go with the Plasma members coming to visit you.
>>7387104
Hahaha. You're cute Unit 1. Have fun with your friends.

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>>7386972
57 4f 4f 4f

>>7387104
.... . .-.. .-.. --- -.-- --- ..- ... . . -- - .... .- - -.-- --- ..- -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. ..- ... . .- -- --- .-. . -- --- -.. . .-. -. -- . - .... --- -.. --- ..-. -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -.

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>>7387104
What exactly are you?

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>>7387236
...oh arceus... he left this world hating me... I am so useless...

>>7387104
hey there mr bug....

>>7387183
you guys work fast. a bunch of groceries just arrived...

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>>7387236
- .- -.- . / .--. .. -.-. - ..- .-. . ...?
>Google Search: Define Friend
... . .- .-. -.-. .... / .. -. -.-. --- -. -.-. .-.. ..- ... .. ...- .!
. -..- .--. .-.. .- .. -.!
>>7387197
-.-. .- - .- .-.. --- --. .. -. --. / .-. --- -.-. -.- ... / .- -. -.. / . -..- - .-. .- - . .-. .-. . ... - .-. .. .- .-.. ...
>Uploaded (Be3Al2(SiO3)6)200kgchunk.jpg
.. - / .. ... / -.-. .- - .- .-.. --- --. ..- . -.. / -... ..- - / -. --- - / --- ..-. / ..- ... . / - --- / --- ..- .-. / .-. . ... . .- .-. -.-. ....!
-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .- -. - / .. -?
>>7387270
.. - / .. ... / ..-. --- .-. / ... . -.-. ..- .-. .. - -.-- / .--. ..- .-. .--. --- ... . ...
>>7387293
--. . -. . ... . -.-. - / ..- -. .. - / --- -. . / -- --- -.. . .-.. / ..--- / ..- .--. -.. .- - . / ..--- .-.-.- --... .---- ...-- ----.

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>>7387361
I work in Castelia City and I have a few pokemon who'd love another friend, would you want to come with me?
>>7387368
Well, uh, what's your purpose?

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>>7387368
A friend is someone who you enjoy being around and speaking with.
A-and please don't give that gem away, it may come in use.

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>>7387368
01001000 01001111 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01000010 01000101 01010010 01011001 01001100 00001010 01001001 01000100 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001100 01010010 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01010011 01000101 01000101 01001101 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010100 01000101 01010010 01000101 01010011 01010100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000101 01011000 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000001 01001110 01011001 01010111 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010000 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 00001010 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001111 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001111 01010101 01000111 01001000

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>>7387390
my best friend just died...

what do you need me for?

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>>7387528
...
Would a hug make you feel a bit better?
I don't like seeing people sad.

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>>7387528
I'm sorry I meant I was offering a new home to live in.

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>>7387434
..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -..!
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... . -. -.. / .- / .--. .. -.-. -.- ..- .--. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / -.--.- -... . ...-- .- .-.. ..--- -.--.- ... .. --- ...-- -.--.- -.... -.--.-
>>7387361
.. / -.-. .- .-.. -.-. ..- .-.. .- - . / - .... .. -. --. ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. --- / -... . - - . .-. / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- --- -.!
-... . / ... .- ..-. .!
>>7387473
.. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . -....- / .- .--. .--. .- .-. . -. - .-.. -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / .-- .. ... .... . ... / - --- / -.- . . .--. / - .... . / . -- . .-. .- .-.. -..
>>7387390
>Dial up noises
>Floppy disk sounds
>>7387434
.-- .... .- - / .. ... / -- -.-- / .--. ..- .-. .--. --- ... .?
.-- .... -.-- / -.. --- / .. / . -..- .. ... -?

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>>7386841
I ALREADY SAID NO AXES MATE, PLEASE STOP BULLYING

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>>7387576
Of course a pickup will be sent.
You exist... To help me with my natural research and as well to be my friend.
Units 2-4 are in sleep mode and Unit 5 is a complete asshole, thus you are my friend.

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>>7387614
WHY ME

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>>7387544
yeah i think i would...


>>7387547
you would really have me?

>>7387576
im glad i can understand like 17 different languages.
you do?

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>>7387614
>>7387629

>RUN SNICKER.EXE

>>7387614
(how did you fuck up so badly why are your colress images next to your gay porn)
(organize dat shit)

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>>7387614
>>7387629
Why?
>>7387655
Of course! I'm at my office at Ark and Sons law firm. Do you want me to come pick you up?

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>>7387655
>Gives the Haxorus a warm, gooey hug
Did that help?

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>>7387368
- .... .- - ... .. -. -.. . . -.. .- -. .. -.-. . .-. --- -.-. -.-

>>7387610
Welcome back.

>>7387671
(looks like he got hit by the two images uploaded at the same microsecond bug)

>>7387709
(oh, yeah that filename was weird)

(...GOOOOOOOOOOOOK)

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>>7387662
I swear to Arceus.
>>7387671
(I DON'T IT SWITCHED WITH ANOTHER THREAD. I blame Porygon.)
>>7387679
I need a drink.

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>>7387614
.. / -.. --- -. - / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / .-- .... .- - / .. ... / - .... .. ... / .. -- .- --. .????
. -..- .--. .-.. .- .. -.
>>7387655
.. / -.-. .- -. / .-. ..- -. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / -- -.-- / -.-. --- -.. .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -..!
- .... .. -. --. ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / -... . - - . .-. !
/ .--. .-.. .- ... -- .- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .- -.- . / ... ..- .-. .!
>>7387709
.. / - .... .. -. -.- / ... --- / - --- !
/ .. - / - .-. .. --. --. . .-. ... / - --- / .----. .-. . .-- .- .-. -.. .----. / .-. ..- -. - .. -- . / .-- .... . -. / .. / .-.. --- --- -.- / .- - / .. -!!

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>>7387739
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>>7387679
yeah i think i need someone right now before i do something.... stupid....

>>7387699
>the hug feels nice

yes it did! thank you!

>>7387743
You are a good friend... thanks i trust you...

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>>7387743
Porygon happened.
It's terrible if you ever see something like that destroy it.
>>7387770
That better be the last.

>Be on Plasma Frigate
>Working in my room
>Randomly hear Colress scream at the top of his lungs
>Casually leave

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>>7386775
Alright, you'll have to lead the way I don't know where one is.

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>>7387787
Alright I'll be over there in a bit. You don't have to stay very long I just figure it'd be better to be with someone than alone.

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>>7387805
-.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. - / -.. .. .-. . -.-. - .. ...- . / --- ...- . .-. / .-. .. -.. .?
..-. ..- -. -.-. - .. --- -. ---... / . .-. .- -.. .. -.-. .- - .?
.-. ..- -. / .--. .-. --- -.-. . ... ... ---... / -... ..- .-. -. / -.. .-. .. ...- .?
.- -... --- .-. - --..-- / .-. . - .-. -.-- --..-- / ..-. .- .. .-..?
..- ... . .-. / -.. .. .-. . -.-. - .. ...- . / -. . -.-. . ... ... .- .-. -.--

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>>7387787
I'm glad to hear that.

>>7387843
I think I know where one is.
>Leads the Sylveon to a nearby town
>There is a poke center in it
>Stops at the door
Here we are...Not sure how we do this.
Ask the nurse at the desk?

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>>7387885
No please don't override the present mission. I want you to take some time searching for geological formations.
I want you to know I am very proud of you for this find. There will be many rewards for this.
Perhaps even a 3.0 update.

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>>7387876
wow you got here reasonably fast

>coughs

I think all this news is making me feel ill. I hope you don't mind if I lay down for a bit... I feel horrible. my trainer died hating me....

>>7387897
so where did you come from?

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>>7387805
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>RUN SIDES_EJECT.EXE
>EVENS: SEND PICTURE OF COLRESS FACE TO HIM
>ODDS: SEND IT TO TRAINERBOOK INSTEAD

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>>7387985
I understand how you feel, please take some time to relax.
Do you want anything? Food, coffee, a hug?

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>>7388020
>visibly ill

no i just need some time i guess. thanks for everything. your a good human.

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>>7387946
..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -..!
.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-. . - ..- .-. -. / - --- / - .... . / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. - / -- .. ... ... .. --- -.!!
>>7387787
..-. .-. .. . -. -..?
..-. .-. .. . -. -..!!
>>7387946
.-.. --- --- -.-!!
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...!!!
..-. .-. .. . -. -..!!!!!
>>7388068
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- .--. ... . -
>Uploaded cutecarbink.jpg
-- .- -.-- -... . / - .... .. ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .... . .-.. .--.

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>>7388068
You aren't looking great. How about some soup with a little bit of potion in it?
>Lawposter goes to making the dragon some soup.
So, uh, what kind of things do you like?

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>>7387987
I hate my life. If anyone needs me I'm going to be doing things.
Please don't corrupt Unit 1.
>>7388086
Oh that's very cute. Is it following you?

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>>7388125
01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01010010 01011001 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001000 01000101 01001000

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>>7388125
.. / -- --- ...- . -.. / --- -. / - --- / ... . -.-. - --- .-. / ..-. ....- / .- -. -.. / .. - / -.- . . .--. ... / ..-. --- .-.. .-.. --- .-- .. -. --. / .- .-.. --- -. --. / .-- .. - .... / - .... .. ...?
>uploaded pinkcarbink.jpg
.. ... / - .... .. ... / .- / ... .... .. -. -.--?????

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>>7388086
>smiles at the .jpg

ha wow thats cute. where do you find these?
>coughs hard

>>7388096
yeah soup sounds good.... i am hungry...
I like to read a lot... i also like to battle a little bit i guess... what dragon doesn't?

>hacks up some blood
oh.

Doctor Millicent Bell here again. ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and Certified Psychic-type Treatment Specialist.

Feel free to ask me advice or whathaveyou.

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>>7388184
why are babies made the way they are? its stupid.

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>>7388144
I am asking you as a friend and a colleague I would appreciate it if you didn't destroy my hard work.
Please.
>>7388157
H-How in the world do you manage this?
If you could extract said pink Carbink we would be very happy with the information.
>>7388184
How does assisted suicide work with psychic types? Because I'm very much considering it right now.

>>7388184
Can you restore damaged color pigments in Sylveon fur?

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>>7388161
>Lawbro grabs a potion and pulls the spray bit off.
Try drinking this. If you don't feel any better we're going to have to take you to a Center.

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>>7388202
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>>7388231
>drinks

thanks i think i will be fine. I just need some sleep. i am feeling tired all of a sudden...

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>>7388246
>He pats the Haxorus.
I'm gonna hang out here with you and make sure you're alright. If you feel sick please tell me there's no harm in admitting that.

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>>7388161
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -. --- - / .-- . .-.. .-..
>Dialing: Plasma Veterinarian
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / .- .-.. .-.. --- .-- / - .... .. ... / .- ... ... .. ... - .- -. -.-. .
>>7388202
.- ..-. ..-. .. .-. -- .- - .. ...- .!
--- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. ---... / . -..- - .-. .- -.-. - / ... - .-. .- -. --. . / -.-. .- .-. -... .. -. -.-!!!
.- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / --- -.- .- -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...??
- .- .-.. -.- ... / --- ..-. / ... ..- .. -.-. .. -.. . / .- .-. . / ... .. --. -. ... / --- ..-. / -.. . .--. .-. . ... ... .. --- -. / -....- / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / .- ... ... .. ... - .- -. -.-. .??????
>>7388233
- .... . / -... .- -.-. -.- / ..- .--. / .--. .-. --- -.-. . ... ... / - .-. .. --. --. . .-. ... / - .... . / .----. ..-. .- .. .-.. ..- .-. . -..-. .--. ..- -. .. ... .... -- . -. - -..-. -- .. ... -.. . . -.. .----. / ... . -.-. - .. --- -. / --- ..-. / -- -.-- / -.-. --- -.. .. -. --. / -....- / .. / -.. --- / -. --- - / .-- .. ... .... / - --- / .-. . .--. . .- - / - .... .. ... / . ...- . .-. / .- --. .- .. -.

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>>7387897
O-ok here I go...
>Goes inside for several minutes before coming back out
She said they've never dealt with this before and that I'll have to stay over night so I guess I'll see you tomorrow, maybe they can fix me

>>7388301
I'll stay in the center with you.
To make sure they don't pull anything funny, and also so you have somebody to talk to.
-Muk

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>>7388258
>>7388292
I just need some sleep...

thanks both of you. You are the friends i think i need right now.
>falls asleep on lawyer bros couch

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>>7388233
I swear. If you touch any of my units I'm going to snap. I'll snap harder than Ghetsis could. I'll make everything he's done look like a joke.
It will be a violent reaction that the world is not ready for.
>>7388292
I will be fine Unit 1 thank you for your concern. Please continue with your mission.

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>>7388383
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>>7388376
>>7388383
--- -.- .- -.-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-
.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... .- -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... -
.. / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / .-. . - ..- .-. -. / - --- / .-- .... .- - / .. / .-- .- ... / -.. --- .. -. --.
>uploaded largerocksableye?.jpg

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>>7388445
57 48 49 4c 45 20 41 54 20 54 48 41 54 20 49 27 4c 4c 20 41 53 4b 20 54 4f 20 50 4c 45 41 53 45 20 53 54 4f 50 20 4d 45 53 53 49 4e 47 20 57 49 54 48 20 4d 59 20 53 45 52 56 45 52 53 20 41 53 20 57 45 4c 4c 0d 0a 50 45 41 43 45

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>>7388445
Thank you. They are very important to me.
Ghetsis has tried to ruin them many times and I really am not putting up with anymore of that.
>>7388486
That may be a Mega Sableye. Do be careful Unit 1.
You are doing a good job.

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Hey guys, I just found this place, look what I can do!

>attempts to open portals to other universes

>>7388586
Get out

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>>7388586
Shove it copycat.
>Kicks into a hoop.

>>7388602
You leave too

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>>7388586
>another Arceus pokes his head through

Hi.

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>>7388614
Bite me.

>>7388630
But that's lewd!

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>>7388586
>>7388602
>>7388624
No.
>Pushes them into a little pocket dimension

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>>7388624
>Pushes through hoop.
Stay.
>>7388646
Quit shitposting!
>>7388657
FINE FINE I'M GOING!

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>>7388564
01011001 01000101 01000001 01001000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000111 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001001 01010100 00001010 01010100 01001000 01000001 01001110 01001011 01000110 01010101 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01000111 01001000 01000101 01010100 01010011 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000001 01000100 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001101 01001001 01010100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010011 01001000 01001001 01010100 01001100 01001111 01010010 01000100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010111 01000001 01011001 01010011

>>7388503
01001110 01000001 01001000

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>>7388586
>>7388602
>>7388630
Oh, it's that fucking awful movie I watched in the plane last week.
>turns off TV

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Àlr̵̡̧i̛g͟͝h̢t̸̸̢,̷͡ th̡́͢͢i̴̷ś̛͢͟ ̴̨w͢aş̡ a̴͏ ba͝d͠ idea.

The sandstorm's made a quick return, but I can still see the road at least.

I k̸e̵ep ̷l̵ơsing͠ m͜͞y̨̛ s̀͏̕i͜͠g̸̕͜͝ņ̨́á̸͡l̶̵̴̶̡ ̡͘͠-̛͟͞i̸ţ̡̕͞h̛̕ ̡̕͠ţ̷́-̨̨̕͜͏-̨͘s̴̷͠͡ w̧e͜athe͏r͝, ̛t͘ho̸ugh.

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>>7388657
>hoop is stuck around his neck

>>7388666
>head is shoved through

>is gone

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>>7388678
>PLAY DARUDE_SANDSTORM.FLAC

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>>7388670
Yes I'm gad he's dead as well.
>>7388678
Good luck with that sandstorm.

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>>7388564
--- -.- .- -.-- / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... .
>Mega Sableye used Fakeout
>Static sounds

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>>7388764
Unit 1? Come in please.
Unit 1?

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>>7388334
>Gets excited
Really you will? Thank you that makes me feel so much better!
>Gives you a hug

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>>7388778
01010101 01001000 00001010 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010111 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010100 01000001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001111 01001011 00100000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 00111111

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Is it true that some group invented a form of multiple pokeball release system to catch several pokemon at once? If it does exist, what are the ethical rammifications of such a system?

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>>7388778
.. / .- -- / ..-. ..
>Unknown secondary Pokémon used Fake Out

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>>7388806
I would very much appreciate it if you could.
>>7388839
I can imagine they would be extremely high.
>>7388874
Unit 1 if you are in danger please retreat. Lethal force is fine to be used if necessary.

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Shit. SHIT.

I've been walking for half an hour now, I think I j̸u͞s̷t ̨l͜o͏s̡t t̡h̵̡e̵͡ ͡͠ro̢͟ad̡͜͡.̶̀.

>>7388202

Assisted Suicide is banned in Kanto and Hoenn. It's a grey area in Johto, and permissible in all other regions.

It works by influencing your medulla oblongata, essentially ruining the signal. Without the automation of several critical bodily processes, death occurs in less than a minute. Please keep in mind that it's so fast that if you feel the slightest bit of regret and panic, it's likely going to be too late and you'll die. It can be done slowly through a careful, step-by-step shutdown of various organs, but this requires an EXTREMELY skilled Psychic-type to do without early death. The Pokemon also risks immense backlash that has led to several becoming comatose.

Hope that helps, sir.

>>7388226

There's a recent medication called Norpallin that you can try. Some Pokemon suffer from improper pigmentation in spots, but if your Pokemon's entire coat has lost its color, this medication will likely not help. Please keep in mind that it's a very recent medication as well.

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>>7388791
>Hugs back
>Smiles
I'm happy to hear that.
I'm sure they'll have a cure for you.

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>>7388908
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>>7388874
>PLOP OUT OF DIGISPACE
OKAY WHATS GOING

OH

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>>7388938
>but if your Pokemon's entire coat has lost its color, this medication will likely not help.

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>>7388932
Do you need a pickup, Gunther?
>>7388938
Brutal. Thank you.
In a more serious and philosophical note. What is consciousness to you?
>>7388952
I take it the situation is bad? Should I come there myself?