ERP thread Seek Seek Less Seek edition Precum: >>7378586

>>7381896
Worst Fire Keeper.

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Would /trash/ an ice climber?

>>7381928
fuck off I like the boy more

>>7381928
Too old

>>7381928
I could possibly share my body warmth with hers.

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>>7381810
>Comment about going up to go to the lava land here
>Comment about Ornstein being there for no reason
>Comment about the blacksmith and his daughter being FUCKING stupid
Oh, and you like dicks.

>>7381820
>The struggle will only make the pint sized cutie tired, as it doesn't phase the magician, her hands continued to play about with the soft rear, patting, rubbing, and even spreading the cheeks before a warm, stiff member pressed between the cheeks, poking out from the blue and pink skirt of the mage it grinded against any panties that hugged the lower half of her counter part
Stop being so rude~ I'm doing this for you, you know. I know you waaaant it <3

>>7381913
Agreed.

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>>7381946
>>7381913
Third agreeing. The Fair Lady is the best Fire Keeper.

>>7381946
I bet you think Fallout 4 is a masterpiece of moral storytelling too you fucking shit.

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>>7381961
I like Fallout 4.

>>7381973
I like you, but I'm not sure I can see you the same way.

>>7381833 # (Valentine)
(Had to go eat salad)
>Anon wanted to complain some more, but she instructed him to pipe down a bit, and he didn't want to make her angry.
>The further she digs in, the harder it is for him to hold his moans in.
>Her calm, gentle voice helps him relax a bit, and her advice helps even more.
>He lowers his head and buries his face in the sheets, unable to hold up his own weight anymore. Such a feeling was completely new to him, as he's never managed to comfortably finger his butt, let alone massage his prostate by himself.
D...Doc...
>He quietly mumbles the rest to himself, struggling to regulate his breathing. His tip's twitching, pulsing, and throbbing even more now.
D-Doc, I-I'm close...

>>7381973
That's just one more reason to hold you down and cram your ass full of cock.

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>>7381985
>Sad Mantis noises.

>>7381992
O-Oh.

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>>7381946
>her legs stop dangling as soon as the bulge is felt, a rare sight comes to the green-headed girl's face. Fear
I don't want it, I really don't want it.

>>7382000
>Anon attempts to silence the sad noises with a kiss on her . . . I think its a snout?

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>>7381989
I'm almost done, relax...
>Her fingers move much faster, thrusting in and out his anus as they press on his prostate. She extend the hand under his cock, as if waiting to catch something

>>7382000
>spanks the Mantis butt

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>>7381959
FINALLY a reason to like you.

>>7381961
Sorry, I had to reread your post 4 times. Everytime I hear "Fallout 4" I need to clear my carpet.
You know. From all the vomit.

>>7382026
Suuuure you do~
>She presses on, seeing the little cip in the armor of her little friend, she takes the advantage. Slipping a finger under the panties of her soon to be lover she slips them aside, poking her stiff cock to the tight lips of the smaller girl. Clearly too small for her at this moment she takes it slow. Pushing the tip of her cock on the entrance, opening her slowly. Her hips moving back and forth with a light sigh from the mage
You've loved it every other time~ What's so different from right now?

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>>7381946
That's nice kid but that has nothing to do with Aldia which I said was a good part of 2's lore.

>>7381973
>Todd Howard brand kissu

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(Got to go for 30 minutes or more, the one time I wanted to be raped by a big lady)

>>7382092
>she tries her best to push herself away from the magician again, but stops when the tip enters, giving a loud but muffled moan
F-FLUFF Y-Y-YOU!

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>>7382052

>Is kissed and secretly enjoys it.
Why, thank you...

>>7382075

E-Excuse me, be careful with that...
>Because she has a big abdomen due being a Mantis.
Hmph.

>>7382104

Tastes of lies.

>>7382130
Aw, you're kinda cute...

So what do i miss if i just skip two and go to three?

>>7382060
>Anon can't hold it in anymore! It's just too much for him.
>With one last moan, his body tenses up and starts twitching, as rope after rope of cum shoots out of his swollen tip, landing directly on Valentine's palm.
>His toes curl fully and his limbs start twitching, as Anon quietly mumbles and drools into the sheets, with the last few spurts of cum dribbling off his tip.
D-Doc... I-I'm spent, a-are... are w-we...
>He still can't talk properly, thanks to his shortness of breath.

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>>7382151
Nothing

>>7382130
Your face is smoother then it looks, I should kiss you more often
>He is blushing and averting his gaze.

>>7382158
dont suppose mey mey could play around sometime today could she?

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>>7382104
Mhmm
>Comment about cherry picking
I don't remember much about the poop monster Aldia. You met the shit right after that one boss in lava land right? The boss that was a hole in the ground? I think I remember that.

>>7382127
>(I'm always here if you wanna continue another time <3)

>She giggles at the green haired cutie's attempt to fight the building lust burning inside of her, the heat emitting from her sweet sex was enough to tell her she loved it. Once the tip was in she pushed forward slightly, popping the head into her, and with it the length of her thick member, opening her insides up, leaning in and kissing her cheek with a smile
So cute~

>>7382151
Fuckin nothing kek
Worst Souls by far

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>>7382151
The idea of a forced hub world, and not being able to level at any bonfire might rattle you, but nothing too crazy.
Uhmm... Seed of the Tree of Giants makes a return.. pretty much it.

>>7382104
don't fight against the same taste that led dmg to date paul my dude
>kissu

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>>7382146

Do you really find me cute, good sir?
I mean, we're not the same species!

>>7382159

Oh, you flatter me so...
I'm undeserving of such attention~

>>7382158

Ah, my waifu and my favorite comic character...

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>>7382179
(I'll come back at 4, remember to keep being rapey!)

>>7382209
A beautiful mantis like you deserves more attention and flattery if anything!
>He was flirting with a bug girl. He swears he can feel his parents disappointment from here.

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>>7382156
>After a few more pushes, Valentine takes the fingers out of his hole, examinating the cum on his hand with an unamused glare
...You couldn't even take a little prostate exam? What a pathetic man.
>She takes off her dirty gloves, tossing them away
Yes, we are done, you can dress again. Please try to act with more decorum on your next exam.

>>7382209
Do you suck dick?
Also, can I knock you up?

>>7382211
I never read the Darkstalkers comic.
And why the fuck is Venom your waifu?

>>7382229

Oh you. You're silly, Anon.

>>7382223
>Anon collapses on the bed, taking his time to catch some air.
>Once he's done, he slowly lifts himself off the bed, and on his feet.
R-Right, I-I... I'll try, Doc. Thanks, f-for the exam.
>Full of shame, Anon grabs his clothes and puts them back on.
S-So, no bad news, r-right?

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>>7382245
Nope, your prostate is perfectly fine. Can't say the same about your reputation.

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>>7382213
>(Will do~

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>>7382221

Well, I'd be lying if I say I don't enjoy this attention and your kind words~
>Sure, she was nice and kind and overall a wonderful person but she had a weak spot for flattery!

>>7382228

E-Excuse me...!?
T-That's...

>>7382291
Does Nae have pusspuss?

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>>7382178
Yeah she could after I am done playing video games.

>>7382291
And I would lying if I said I didn't enjoy hearing that~
>He gets on one knee and bows before her as if to offer himself to her. He did wonder how she would look naked, but she looked able to defend herself if he stepped out of line.

>>7382255
Ah, well, as long as I got good health, I don't really mind.
Y-You won't tell anyone about, uh, all that, r-right?

>>7382291
Do you
Suck dick?
And can I
Put a baby in your tum?

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>>7382318
Maybe, maybe not.

So is Junko the new Iowa, the new Coffee or both?

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>>7382346
Literally who?

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>>7382346

>>7382346
Junko's my wife.

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>>7382303

Would you like to find out?

>>7382311

>In that moment, Nae raised a scythe-like arm. Sharp, pointy and dangerous-looking!
>Look out! Oh wait, she's just caressing the man's cheek with the blunt side of it.
Now, now... I'm but a humble courtesan. There's no need to bow before me.

>>7382330

W-Well, the first part is something I can do without issue but...
... I-I think our species are not compatible.

>>7382336
(Thanks for the session Val! Had plenty of fun.)

>>7382367
The prospects for your marriage aren't very hopeful

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>>7382363

>>7382382
Good thing hopeless marriages are my speciality then!

>>7382363
Are you going to do more then post her folder?

>>7382209
Very cute! I'd kiss you if you were okay with it!

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>>7382386

>>7382356
Iowa was the thread sweet heart who all the ava's and most anons loved. Coffee was the writer that everyone talked about how great they where and wasn't afraid to be a bitch when she needed to.

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>>7382396
...

>>7382369
>His face cranes into her claw as he looks up at her.
Shall I consider myself courted?
>Anon raises to his feet, his fingers slowly wrapping around her claw and holding it like it was her hand against his face.
>Thankfully he didn't need to go to the rest room, because he was very close to pissing himself earlier.

>>7382346
How? Her posts aren't that big and half the time she's blogging or flirting with Momohime.

>>7382423
Her posts are still well worded and bigger then most people. She's more Iowa then Coffee but there are parallels. Junko also isn't afraid to call out shitty Anons which Iowa never did.

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>>7382346
I'm not seeing the similarities. Then again, all I saw of Coffee was Inane Prattle and Jensen on date night.

>>7382369
Okay, so you can suck dick.
But I'm not doing anything until I get the full package. Do you lay eggs? How many?

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>>7382465
At least someone else remembers the latter.

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(I'm back~!)

>>7382179
>the size of the member was too big for the small ride girl to handle, as her face shows her being a bit estatic
Aaah~ F-F...
>she can't even process a word correctly anymore

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>>7382480
I remember both Date Nights pretty well. Both were fiat currency, shame the first got fucked over by the ayylmao

>>7382480
I was wondering on if you'd comment on someone using her old folder to shitpost.

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>>7382465
(I got reported in league for using some of Inane Prattle anon's sentences verbatim when talking to my team. Was nice.)

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>>7382406
Cool, can I just be myself though? I appreciate the kindness but posts like this when pushed too much only lead to shiposting. See what happened to Hestia.

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>>7382395

Well, I'm not exactly against it~

>>7382420

Possibly~
I would advice against it, of course, because I might get hungry~
>She was aware of how regular Mantis behaved with their mates, but thankfully she was merely teasing the man. She wasn't exactly a head eater.

>>7382473

.... T-That's none of your business! I-I'm not ready to be a mother anyway!

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>>7382396
>>7382418
>Kicks

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>>7382504
Owain, I...
What kind of situation warrants quoting Inane Prattle anyway?

>>7382509
I don't think I have much of a choice in the matter.
>He steps closer to her until he was within range to kiss her again. Which he does as soon as he can.
>He hopes she's joking, it would embarrassing to die as karma for fucking a bug.

>>7382509
>Flushed, carefully leaning down to plant a small kiss on her...snout?

>>7382516
Well he does love repeating himself.

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>>7382533
>hits u with da assist
I think the term is proboscis. Bit clinical though, innit?

>>7382346
Whos coffee?

>>7382533
>>7382547
>>7382052

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>>7382516
>Playing Ekko
>Team asking me why I'm going full AP
>"From my current standpoint in this endeavor it has come to my attention that we are severely lacking in damage of the mystical variety. Discussing this issue further is merely inane prattle that could possibly be spent more effectively combating the enemy team so that we may protect our nexus in our lackadaisical pursuit to destroy theirs. In conclusion, our inability to provide meaningful mystical suffering onto our foes is my reason for the current choice in equipment."
>While I typed this two of them died in a fight I could have joined
We still won the game though.

>>7382510
Yuugi doesn't care about you Parsee, you are nothing to her. Hahahahahaha

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>>7382546
Are you trying to imply that Owain is Inane Prattle?
>>7382552
Arrpeefag that left after some sperg thirsted after her hard. Put in a lot of effort into their RP.
>>7382564
I don't think you know what verbatim means. Dumb memer.

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>>7382568
>Drinks myself into a depressing state.

>>7382509
Aw, don't be like that.
We'll get married if you want, and get a nice big... nest? Whatever you prefer.
Yeah. A nice big wedding with a nice big cake.
So, do you lay eggs or give birth?

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>>7382570
(Yep, I goofed. Oh well, the more you know.)

>>7382507
What happened Hestia? She is dead or something?

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>>7382572
>False Yuugi clone comes in and hugs Parsee

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>>7382531

>Surprised by his courage, Nae decided to reward him with a kiss of her own. Of course, she had to lean to the side a bit due possessing a different anatomy.
Hmmh... How was that?

>>7382582

.... I don't think I'll accept your offer, but thank you.
I-I suppose?
A-Also we lay eggs.

>>7382593
Everybody went like "Hestia is cute!" "Hestia a bestia" "Hestia is the new x" "Hestia is the savior of ERP" and eventually every time she showed up she was shitposted away because people were mad jealous of her popularity

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>>7382584
>Owain using fancy words he doesn't know the meaning of
Really made me think :^)

>>7382601
No wedding? That's a shame.
And hey, eggs! That's pretty cool. How many, on average?

>>7382610
Success breeds jealousy.

>>7382601
It was . . . well worth the risk of kissing a mantis.
>His hand leaves her talon and both arms wrap around her.
>He was hugging her close and taking in her beauty. Which meant mostly that he was wondering if she had boobs.
Shall we proceed to the next stage of courting?

>>7382610
Anons just need to be less bitter that someone likes someone more than them.

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>>7382486
>Hey that wasn't too long, I grabed something to eat so I'm fueled up <3

>Her long, hard shaft shifted in and out of the smaller girl, jerking her tight insides about with every little motion, clearly the cock was way too large, yet the mage still fucked her insides deep. Her own face becoming pink with the upcomming lust as her hips jerk about, using her wet insides as a fuck hole
Come on, Say it, it's so cute~ Fl~~uff

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>>7382492
Eh, well, they're just picture posting, and I know it's not here so I never felt the need to comment much.

>>7382570
Inane Prattle actually had little to do with it. She just didn't feel enthused to do much given the constant terrible environment.

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>>7382596
>Dies.

>>7382610
Well, there is always second Hestia I guess.

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>>7382610
>she was shitposted away

I was? or we are talking about another Hestia bestia?

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>not popular/liked enough to be shitposted away whenever I'm not lurking
At least that's good for me, I guess. Still, it sucks that it happened to Hestia, especially if it's the one from /ftt/.

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>>7382648
Ah. Shit sux.
>>7382658
>Relevant and cancerous enough to have shitposters
>Not relevant and cancerous enough to have a defense force
JUST

>>7382657
I think they mean another one miss poor sleep posture-chan

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>>7382635
>she clearly can't even respond to the lady, all that comes out of her mouth are moans as her insides are being invaded
Ah~ Aah~

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>>7382668

>>7382658
So it was Hestia from /ftt/ after all?

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>>7382677
Best sleeping posture! nobody can argue with facts

>>7382668
You should put some needles into some brains

>>7382668
On one hand it does suck to know you're still not a good enough ava to be actively recognized, but on the other it's such a fucking relief to not be involved in any thread-related drama or even "namedropping is funni xdd" (a.k.a the shit like the ERP: The Movie: The Game thing) posts.

>>7382690
No idea. I thought it was, but now I'm hearing that there were two and considering the one that's on right now looks a bit like ESL, I don't think it was the /ftt/ Hestia.

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>>7382679
Coooome ooooon~ Say it
>She continues to tease as her cock pulses in and out of the tight little hole. Her hips swing a bit faster, a bit harder as the mage was clearly getting excited. The light slapping sound of flesh on flesh echo throughout the room as she lightly holds the little girl's face, motioning her mouth to try and help her speak through the moans and sighs
Fllllluff~

>>7382696
>Pushes Hestia down
>Folds her up and puts her in a suit case

>>7382696
>steals your panties again

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>>7382714
>she mutters the words as she tries to keep herself without breaking down to the pounding
F-flu-fluf-Ah~

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>>7382717
>She was sleeping like a rock, didn't noticed she was put in a suitcase

>>7382721
We talked about this anon, you do not steal the Goddess' panties! give them back!

>>7382752
>Goes to a business meeting with the hestiacase
>Goes for some business meating during the business meeting and slips his fick in the hestiacase

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>>7382627

Depends on the season and the choice of partner.
A healthy, strong mate would often allow me to lay a dozen at max...
You, well, maybe one or two~

>>7382631

Oh? You wish to take me on a date, spend a wonderful time together and then we part ways with nothing but a kiss to remember?
... Or you mean that you desire my body?
>Her antennae twitch, Nae's eyes looking at the man's orbs.
Do tell~

>>7382762
>fick
My meme is ruined!
Sad!

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>>7382734
Good girl~
>She says with a wide smile. And as she says so her hips swing with an intense passion, pounding away at the wet, tight lower lips of the small girl, pounding away with a grind of her teeth. Her member pulses and twitches deep inside of the green haired Princess, and without warning her fat cock twitched and shot it's creamy, thick load. Sighing out loud and filling her with shot after shot of cum. Her body tightens as her hand gropes the tight butt of her lover, relaxing in the after glow of their love making.

>>7382752
>sends them back to you one day later, dry cleaned and neatly folded

>>7382564
>Going full AP on a (((mage))) that barely scraped 100% scaling with his entire kit combined until recently in a world where Syndra (or literally any other meta midlaner) exists

Good job asshat next time just build your fucking visage.

>>7382765
The second one mostly, but we can do the first one after!
>He walked right into what most people would be smart enough to know was a trap.
>His eyes dart between her dancing antennae as he realizes he may have answered wrong.

>>7382784
>>7382752
I hit enter too soon, but do you actually mind sleep stuff? I just need to be positive before I do stuff like that

>>7382765
Ouch, that hurt. I like it.
I'll bite. What do I have to do to be a more fitting mate for ya?
And if you're gonna say, 'turn into a bug,' we might as well call it quits.
If you say 'dinner' though, I can manage. What kind of food do you eat, anyway?

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>>7382784
>She happily grabs her panties and puts them into a drawer
Uhh... but why you took one day to send them back to me?

>>7382762
>The repeated movements of the case wake up Hestia, kinda worried what was happening and why she was a Hestiacase now

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>>7382785
>Going tank ekko after they nerfed fervor and grasp of the undying and all of his bases and removed the slow from his passive.
>Ekko's ult alone has a 150% scaling with 450 base damage while also being a full heal anything past 300 or so AP
Anon you are LITERALLY being a detriment to your team going full tank Ekko.

>>7382306
Glad. Haven't had proper cock in a while

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>>7382798
(I don't mind doing sleep stuff, an anon fucked her breasts while she was asleep)

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>>7382680
ikr
>>7382699
Bitch, do I look like the piggu to you?
>>7382704
Being a literal who would be nice.
ERP: The Movie: The Anime was funny to me, even though my role as comedy relief was inaccurate (I'm not funny).

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>>7382811

Human heads.
You know a restaurant that serves them?

>>7382790

Oh, pshaw~ I was merely teasing you, silly.
>Despite his clear intentions, she could see that he wasn't a bad guy!
>Smiling, she took a gentle hold of his arm with her regular, human-like hands.
Let's the skip to the latter, alright? I usually expect payment for my services but you're a cute one so... Consider this a free service~

>>7382895
Wait my second choice or your second choice?
>He seemed confused as she took his hands. Honestly he wasn't expecting her to HAVE human like hands.
>He looks at her hand and her eyes, a mix of confusion and fear . . . But there are some good feelings like love and yearning mixed in there to!

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>>7382777
>she whole body gives out a final big shake due to the finale of her superior's member, slowly twitching every once in a while
Fl...fl...

>>7382777
Hey DMG, you got the time to finish up an old session or did I catch you at a bad time?

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>>7382920
>Letting her stay impaled on her fat cock for a moment the mage simply strokes over the green hair of her lover, smiling widely as her stammer ring in her ears
Cute~

>>7382925
>old session
Milky session or something else? I'm up, I gotta get my mind off of a few things, but my replies might be a TAD bit slow.

>>7382948
Yeah it's me, thanks DMG I don't mind the wait. Always worth it: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7359150/#7359940

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>>7382948
(That was good, now I'm gonna take a quick nap, bye bye!)

>>7382895
Human heads, hm...
Yeah, I know a place.
>Anon pulls out his phone and goes straight to google maps.
>He shows her the location of a restaurant named "Conveniently Nearby Spot Made Specifically To Serve Any Kind Of Meal That Would Get This Dude Laid By Sheer Magic Of ERP, Bro"
It's a conveniently nearby spot made specifically to serve any kind of meal that would get me laid by sheer magic of ERP, yo.
So whaddya say? You wanna go there?
I can find another place if you'd like.

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>>7382989

>The Mantis blinked in surprise. She truly wasn't expecting that sort of thing. In fact, she only said that because she wanted to tease the guy just a bit! She enjoyed regular food as a human would.
I... I was kidding about that, you know? Oh dear...

>>7382914

Yours, silly~
>She said with a playful tone as she continued to hold him close. Indeed, she possessed four arms. Four of them. Two claws and two regular ones. Congratulations, you're about to fuck a four armed chick.
Sooo... Your place or mine?

>>7382948
Well thats just
peachy

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>>7382974
If you don't have much left, let it out~|
>She says with a smile, the thumb of her stroking hand pressing down on the wet head of his cock as her soft, full breast fills his cheeks with the sweet taste of the sugary drink. Sighing she relaxes into his suckling as her pumping becomes slower, but much stronger.

>>7382977
>Fucked Gert to sleep
Life is cool sometimes <3

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>>7383031
...
Blocked.

>>7382837
>Hurf durf my ult has da scaling boss

Yeah, and you have a hard CC, a self shield, and a self heal so why the fuck aren't you running Courage and as many heal% items as you can like everyone else. You want to talk shit about nerfs and where the meta is going when you don't have a fucking clue.

>>7383045
it was supposed to be an innuendo but okay

>>7383014
Hey, joke or not, those guys got it. It's pretty clean too, and the...
Well, enough about it. So if you don't eat human heads, I'm assuming you just eat regular food.
Now come on, we'll go on a date and have a good time. We'll even hold hands if you want.

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>>7383064
>When you don't have a clue
I literally mained Ekko, both ap and tank, to diamond 1.
I know what I'm talking about.
The reason you aren't building ekko like poppy because his base damages are garbage and you'll get melted even with all your tank items since your shield will have 0 scaling, your self heal will be garbage since you have no AP.
You obviously have no idea how those plethora of tank Ekko nerfs that were constantly shown throughout the entire season damaged him as a character.

Simultaneously if you DO take courage you will have to rely on stunning people with your W which most people beyond gold just dash out of or flash if they are in real danger, making it a waste of a mastery.

Anon, please, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>7383038
Y...Yes DMG~...
>The edging anon mutters out in a strained voice between heavy swigs of her huge, supple breast. He doesn't hold back another moment, spreading his legs and bursting forth with a thick load of his seed. His hard, heated cock erupts with a strong flow of his semen; his juices coating the buxom blonde's hand and some of her wrist and arm. He gives his all until he goes limp in her hands spent. The anon looks up to the voluptuous mage from her breast with a warm smile, still intent on finishing off her bosom as her magical milk kept flowing heavy into his maw.
How was that DMG? C...can I have just a little more to drink before I wear out? You still have so much left please!

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>>7383067
Sorry HCA. I'm on edge today.

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>>7383142
Shh shh shh~
>She calms the milky loving anon with a calm voice, letting the sweet milk fill his cheeks more, a passive hand stroking his limp member, making sure every drop is spent from him

>>7383133
I'd want to do lewd things to Balalaika's legs, desu, those stockings look hot.

>>7383144
>Breastfeeding a man in public
Have you no shame you big dumb cow? Just whipping out those fat udders for anyone to play with.

>>7383014
I'd say you probably have a much better place.
>He holds her hand tight as his mind lets off fire works.
>He has the eyes of someone who just won the lottery, though this prize was probably only going to last him a half hour or so.

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>>7383173
... Moo

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Mods are asleep
post smug.

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>>7383144
Stop being so sweet on fucked up people and you'll be less miserable senpai

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>>7383216

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>>7383166
Shocking. I actually want to die more than I did about ten seconds ago. Pochemu yah.
>A cloud of smoke escapes from the corner of her mouth, her stogie still lit as she looks to the man in her office.
What have you to offer Hotel Moskow in exchange.

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>>7383216

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>>7383097

Hold hands?
>Nae lifted a single claw, displaying how sharp and dangerous it looked.
... Are you sure about that? I mean, it can be dangerous~
>Giggling, Nae immediately revealed her other pair of arms, taking a gentle hold with a regular hand.

>>7383185

So be it~
>With that, she happily guided him to her humble abode: It ws a regular-looking house somewhere in Chinatown. A subsection where asian-looking bugs lived. Of course, he was going to get strange looks because it wasn't often when humans visited that place.

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>>7383216
This will have to replace my smug. I don't think I have smug

>>7383229
You're not wrong.

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>>7383234
I want Balalaika to force me down onto my stomach and mark my back with her cigar as her nails dig into my neck.

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>>7383216

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>>7383216

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>>7383216

>>7383160
Magician girl~.......
>The skilled, busty blonde made quick work of him, his eyes heavy as she kept pumping his cock for all he had. His cock head dribbles lightly with leftovers as he intently nursed from her warm, soft, shapely bosom. He buried his face deep into the supple teat feeding him, sucking away on as much soft flesh he could fit. It molded and bounced to his maw with each suckle, licking away at her stiff pink nub for all she had. He chugged away at the delicious chocolate cream flowing from her with each lick of that stiff nipple, suckling in a gentle bliss. After a while he could feel her run dry and pulls himself off, licking both her dripping nipples clean then wrapping his arms around her for a warm hug.
Always greatful for the services of such a skilled magician girl! Thank you DMG!
>Anon coos or one last time before burying his face into the buxom woman's vast cleavage. Snuggling his head between those soft warm orbs, using them as his own pillows for a good rest.
(Thanks DMG always worth it for ya, have a great day!)

>>7383129
Holy shit a D1 player! Forgive me senpai I didn't mean to disparage your 30th percentile game knowledge on a champion that was meta the season you played him. "Throughout the season" he says, as if nothing in 7 has changed Ekko's position. I seriously hope you aren't Owain you stupid fuck.

>>7383234
I think I could... wait, are you saying you'd actually let me once I give something in exchange? You won't just beat that something out of me?

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>>7383216
This is as close as I have

>>7383242
>Anon gently wraps his hand around Nae's and gives it a gentle squeeze.
You're pretty cute, you know. Playful, bubbly, different...
Heh, I might get serious about marrying you if you keep it up.

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>>7383261
>Glad you liked it <3 Have a good one too milky

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>>7383216

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>>7383216

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>>7383258

>>7383188
You're lucky I just got pulled away cow, you deserve to be teased for those big fat udders of yours!

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>>7383216
Kay

>>7383242
>He didn't seem to mind the strange looks, I mean who cares when you're fucking a giant mantis?
>After finally entering her asian styled house he quickly makes himself at home, taking of his shoes and following her to where ever she wanted to take her prey
Since I probably wont be able to do this again . . . Take off my clothes with your claws!

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>>7383216

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>>7383296
Hey, Lapis.
Is this the HG one or the shit one

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>>7383258
>>7383296

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>>7383302
Moo moo~

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>>7383216
Smugness is lewd when you think about how good it will be to fuck someone else's mouth while they look at you like that.

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>>7383322
W-We're not doing this, Amethyst.

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>>7383268
>30th percentile
Diamond 5 is already top 2% so you're already wrong on that point.
Also the only thing that's changed in season 7 is making every reason to play tank Ekko worse to the point of nonviability, which you would know if you actually played the character. There's a reason that there's no tank ekko builds on any website.
Tank ekko is garbage now, and anyone who actually has played more than two games as the character would know that.
Yes its Owain, you're just not knowledgeable on the subject.

>>7383331
but what if i want MY mouth to be fucked by a smug girl?

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>>7383331
how does someone smirk with a dick in their mouth?

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>>7383276
If you had anything I needed, I'd have already done so.
>A momentary pause to allow her words to set in, and then she pulls out her ponytail, letting the rest of her straw colored hair fall down over her shoulders. She's a weary woman, and not one with much patience for repeating herself, it seems.
What. Do you. Have to offer me?

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>>7383321
This is the one that's your dank wife since you didn't want to be the wife. You're the husband now.

>all this smug
The best part about looking at girls being smug is imagining the extreme dicking they get later and how smug they are then.
Kind of like instant loss 2koma

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>>7383353
Ugh, the HG one. I keep telling you we're not married! Lay off!!
...What do I have to do to make you stop it?

>>7383351
Skill, pure skill.
I can do it.

>>7383347
Those are totally natural feelings anon, If you want to be mouth fucked by a smug girl that means that you already have a cool place in my book

>>7383355
I Ii
II I_

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>>7383370
>we do everything together
>we live together
>we sleep together
How are we not married?

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>>7383373
More smug for the smuglord

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>>7383338
Fine, fine.

Niggers

The year was 1986
He was a teenager like any other
Dreaming of his heroes and in love with a girl
But on a thunderous night along a ragged coast
A mysterious red car came to him
Its power lighting his eyes blood-red

In a flash all was lost in the hellfire of twisted metal
When our hero emerged from the burning wreckage
He and the car had become one, their souls spliced forever
Leaving him to wonder the night alone
Invisible to everyone but her.

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>>7383395
Why are all the crystal gems fucking sluts?

>>7383373
makes me sad i was asleep when sponty showed up last thread

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>>7383288

Are you sure you want to marry me?
I mean, we're not exactly the same species and people might say all sorts of things~
>Nae said with a gentle tone, walking along with the man.

>>7383316

You're a strange one, you know that?
>Despite his strange request, Nae happily obeyed and began to remove the male's clothes with her claws. Carefully and rather slowly, making sure not to rip them off. Of course, because she used her regular hands for such a thing, she now and then poked his flesh with the pointy end of her scythe-like arms.
A-Ahh... Sorry about that!

>>7383410
Oh wait mey mey said she might show up, nice

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>>7383407
It's not being a slut, I just don't give a damn when somebody makes a move. Learn to go with the flow, dummy.

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>>7383384
We're not MARRIED because I don't LIKE you!!
I also think that Lapis as an overall 'character' is just so shit, writing-wise. She's a boring dry turd that should've been shattered 5k years ago and I cannot express how autistic I am about Lapis, like holy fuck, don't even get me started on Lapidot and how cancerous it is and lapis hates Peridot and she just wants Steven's shota dick and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7383395
Delet this
>>7383407
Is this the same lapis or the shit lapis

>>7383414
I-It's fine, I expected as much . . . Its kind of exciting this way!
>He shakes his way out of his clothes with a giant stupid smile on his face. He didn't have a very muscular body but there was almost no fat on him either.
>When his shirt is off he starts to fumble with her oriental dress, but its clear to see he has no idea what he's doing and his hand ends up stuck.

>>7383352
>He briefly thinks about offering himself for combat purposes, but then considers his experience with guns, or rather a lack thereof, and quickly decides to forget the idea, instead going with what he had that could be the best thing.
I have a company that I could hand over in case you need more legal covers. I also have some info, but I'm not sure would that be more important.

>>7383414
Nae is cute! CUTE!

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>>7383432
(I can appreciate the autistic detesting of Lapis. Worst gem.)

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>>7383432
Shit lapis never comes around when i'm around. Maybe it's because I berate that bitch for being a nigdick lover. Dunno. Tbh though. I just like lapis cuz she's an everlasting sadsack.

>>7383414
Well, people can say stuff all they like. If we're married, we'll do all sorts of stuff WE like.
>Anon pulled her in a little closer.
Way I see it, who cares what people think when you're spending the rest of your life the only person that matters.

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>>7383447
No harm in more puppet stocks.
>With a strained noise, Balalaika pushes herself out from behind her desk on her wheelie chair. The high heels her feet are stuffed into get popped off, showing off the full length of the leggings.
If it's not worth my time, don't run your mouth about it. Let's get this over with.

Oh sorry I didn't know this was /sug/

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>>7383481
>Lapis worst gem
>Not the literal retard by rock standards
>>7383521
It is now. Go to /sug/ and start erp'ing there to show then who's boss.

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>There are living, breathing human beings in this very thread that do not believe that Pearl is the best gem

Fucking degenerates

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>>7383481
YEAH
>>7383484
That IS the worst part about her.
Who fucking caaaares you spent your entire life being a mirror and then choosing THE WORST POSSIBLE METHOD to hold down a gem that the CGs could've raped and shattered which they already did with LITERALLY a third of their crew! That's her fucking fault and she doesn't get to sulk about it.

>Missed Chicken-Chan
fuk

>>7383533
>>7383541
>>7383546
Oh sorry I didn't know this was /sug/

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>>7383541
Pearl is like second to last.
Peridot>everything else>Pearl>Lapis
Fuckin kys Pearlfag
>>>/sug/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/ShitpostingToEleven/

>>7383600
Just hatefuck one already!

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>>7383546
Somebody once told me the world was gonna drown me. I ain't the sharpest gem in the shed. Peridot was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

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>>7383612
Shush, I want to see how many times he'll say it

>>7383516
>As he's about to say something that likely wasn't worth her time, he's able to see the full length of her legs. Dropping to his knees, he embraces her legs and buries his face into them, nuzzling into the stockings with joy in his heart. It was quite likely he looked like a complete fool at that moment, but both the sight and feel of her legs made him fail to worry about that, just like how he didn't seem to care about the large bulge in his pants, or at least he didn't care for now.

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>>7383623
Kill Bapis

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>>7383446

>Nae stood in place, letting the male take her clothes off. Her body was white, with a fair hint of faded pink on her joints. Her skin was somewhat hard at first but squishy if pressed enough. Almost like a leather-covered couch.
I hope this is of your liking.

>>7383505

W-Well, I guess that sounds alright... But I haven't accepted anything yet!
>Nae protested playfully, sighing at the idea of marriage.

>>7383451

Thank you~

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>>7383603
>Peridotfag is this delusional

>>7383623
WELL, THE GEMS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN', FROM THE HOMEWORLD AND THEY HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN'

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>>7383533
(Hey, she's not retarded, just laid back.)
>>7383541
(Amethyst > Jasper > Garnet > Pearl > Peridot > Sapphire > shit > Ruby > Lapis.)
>>7383546
(YEAH)

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>>7383638
Khristos.
>The drawling bite to her native tongue is muffled by the thick cigar still between her teeth. She looks down to the man, the crispy side of her face even more imposing up close.
Men really are dogs, huh.
>Giving the barest effort to humor him, she brushes her legs further up against his face, and leans back to wait out the man's greedy pawing.

>>7383603
>>7383623
>>7383671
>>7383677
>>7383686
Oh sorry I didn't know this was /sug/

>>7383672
'Yet',huh? So you're considering?
I'm flattered, Nae! How can I seal the deal here? I can do looots of dinners. Lunches too!

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>>7383671
I still love you, desu
>>7383677
>>7383686
You're both sluts

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>>7383696
Xa-xa

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>>7383696
(It's almost as if people here have shared interests they would like to discuss as a break from ERP.)
>>7383725
(You too.)

>>7383686
Pearl > Sapphire > Two lesbian midgets in an overcoat > thicc purple > bepis > Jasspurr > rooboo >>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>> gremlin

>>7383725
PEARL IS NOT A SLUT, PEARL IS PURE
PURE

>>7383732
>hijacking a thread that is actually for something to talk about your cartoon with a huge fanbase that has generals, etc

Kill yourself immediately.

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>>7383738
Fuck I forgot to sound off again

>>7383672
I-It is . . . Just kinda find the important parts!
>He looks at his hand as its free before examining her chitinous body.
>Did she have boobs, that was the most important question to him as he looked around her in human body
Mantis's like to top right?

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>>7383732
You know it fammo.
>>7383738
She's a degenerate slut who has to lie to fuck/fuse with the rocks around her.

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>>7383742
>ERP
>For anything but shitposting and blogging and an excuse to typefuck and not be awkward

I'M A CHUCKSTER

>Chucks you out of the thread

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>>7383686
>that list
Nevermind. We're not even remote acquaintances anymore.
>>7383677
>delusional
Name literally ONE thing good about Pearl that isn't her feet, physical appearance, or literally anything, because she's just all shit, through and through, kys dumb sandrock poster, pearls are L I T E R A L L Y not gems, holy fuck
>>7383738
Case in fuckin point
Only retards like pearlcucks and Pearl herself would have this list

>>7383732
Then fucking go there instead, you stupid cunt.

These threads are made for ERP, if you need a break, go elsewhere.

>>7383725
>>7383732
>>7383738
>>7383744
>>7383752
>>7383763
Oh sorry I didn't know this was /sug/

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brb gonna eat some chink food

Pearl is the best and you're all wrong and I have no evidence because it's my opinion

>>7383782
Just ask them to fuck you, if they say no then you bitch about it.

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>7383784
Not even worth a (You)
My opinion > your opinion

>>7383800
But none of them are appealing whatsoever because they're from a cartoon made by and for demisexual genderfluid tumblrettes.

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>>7383782
Ya ne znal, chto eto /sug/

Every single design in SU is hideous

>>7383815
Then if you're not going to contribute anything but /pol/ shit why open your fucking mouth?

>>7383695
>His head moves slightly higher, to the point he was nuzzling into her thighs as his hands ran across her calves. He knew how easy it'd be to have his bulge "accidentally" rub up against her, or to look up her crotch, perhaps to even pleasure her. However, even in his state it didn't take much thought to figure out that a wrong move would likely result in him laying in a puddle of his own blood.

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>>7383825
would still smash

>>7383831
>Pointing out obvious SJW shit
>m-must be the work of /pol/!!!!
kys my dude

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Hello, I heard people here like mantises.
I too, as a fellow Bug-type, am a mantis.

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>>7383738
(Decent list, I won't argue with that.)
>>7383763
(Rude.)
>>7383742
>>7383765
>>7383782
(It's four people talking in a decently populated thread. Maybe direct some of this anger at the daily raiders from HG, instead of our natives. You're only shitting up this thread further.)
>>7383800
(This is what you should do instead of shitposting for no good reason. I'm pretty much always down for ERP.)
>>7383815
(So, let me get a better understanding of your opinion, correct me if I'm misinterpreting something: You're mad about us talking about SU instead of ERPing, but you hate the characters so much that you wouldn't ERP with any of us anyway. This means that our posting has no direct effect on you, yet you feel the need to shitpost about us anyway.)
(Is that correct?)

>>7383850
Will you suck my cock?

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Needs more loli

>>7383868
alright

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>>7383853
>why are you complaining about us lighting fires, we're doing it to the house across the street, it doesn't affect you

>>7383853
The problem is your posts keep actual ERP avas from showing up and posting.

>not hiding the SU garbage
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>7383878
literally who the fuck do you think is not going to post just because they see other people posting? What fucking sense does that make?

>>7383845
>Complaining about MUH ESJAYS on 4chin in a thread where we rape and demean women on a daily basis
Remove /pol/

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>>7383864
Wait, is that something mantises do?
Uhh, let's see mantises like biting heads, so...
I mean, why yes, of course, I love wrapping my mouth around a dick.

>>7383912
That's pretty cute

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>>7383875
(Except we're not doing anything severely detrimental to the thread's quality. It was just a couple of people discussing a show we like. Take your ill-fitting analogies somewhere else.)
>>7383878
(Yes, because whenever I enter a thread and see four people chatting about a thing they like, I immediately close the thread and sit weeping in the shower until I stop literally shaking.)
(Grow up.)
>>7383882
(This anon knows.)

>>7383892
Notice how Nae's posts slowed down dramatically as soon as the SU shit started being a problem?

Yeah.

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>>7383920
>Correlation = causation

>>7383760
Just because that's all you use it for Paul doesnt mean people don't stay on topic

>>7383917
>derailing with conversations about cartoons and then replying to every single person who complains to fan the shitstorm
>not doing anything severely detrimental to the thread's quality

>>7383917
I actually am refraining from posting a starter because of the current state of the thread.

>An ava

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>even /sug/ derailed /ERP/

>>7383933
I am an anonymous poster, and I completely and utterly believe this convenient statement.

>>7383933
Why? Don't be a fucking pussy or stop lying about blatant shit every 60 seconds you obsessed faggot.

>>7383937
Is it derailing when it's one autist who hates the show going off on a tangent?

>>7383933
Same. It's really hard to get in the mood and do something nice with all this shit going on around.

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>>7383937
>>even /sug/ derailed /ERP/

>>7383937
Its one guy who refuses to typefuck with Avas from one show, calm your tits

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>>7383920

I find HG and Ponies more triggering than SUG desu

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>>7383932
(Yeah, I'll just be a doormat and leave because anon got his panties in a knot.)
>>7383933
(Post ava or I'm calling BS.)

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>>7383916
Thank you, your compliments make me want to flap my forelegs in celebration, like a true mantis would.

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[Soz' about that, store run and such!]

>>7383705

I'll think of something eventually, worry not~
I'm just not used to considering marriage this early... Specially after having met someone so recently.
>A single finger of her human hand met the man's nose, bopping it.
But I will consider it~

>>7383748

>Indeed! She had breasts... Small ones but they were there! Of course, it would be wise not to mention their size otherwise it would be a terrible hit to her self-steem.
>Other than her four arms, abdomen and her semi-insectoid legs... Her body was mostly human.
>Mostly.
You're not half-bad either~

>>7383946
Doesn't matter if it's one guy or an army.
Derailed means that the thread has gone off topic for whatever reason.

>>7383920
>trying to bring hotaru into the slop
Anon I...............

>>7383979
We're in the off-topic board, so it's quite fitting, actually.

>>7383969
Wouldn't that just make them an easier target for shitposting since now people knows what gets them upset?

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>>7383832
Don't wander too far, cowboy.
>There's undoubtedly a gun or seven tucked into her desk, if not beneath the seat of her chair, so this tightrope walk certainly is a precarious one. A cloud of smoke blows down his way, drifting over the graphite grey of her nylon leggings and down toward his nose. Boredom is splotched across her face, though she doesn't seem worried about him taking too long, the opportunity providing a break to the piles of paperwork before her.

>>7383957
I don't think you know a derail is (hint, it's this: everyone using their post timers to all comment on one irrelevant thing or just leaving the thread)

>>7383969
The point is to not be selfish and just discuss stuff like that were it belongs

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>>7383937
I'm not even from /sug/

>Mfw slurping up these delicious (You)s

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Hau~ I wish you alll would piss on me instead of piss off each other~

>>7383993
Ok, take Ava hate back to your blog then dumbass.

>>7383975
God, you are more beautiful then I imagined... I don't know why a egg laying race has breasts but yours are perfect!
>He's to stupid to shut up about it. His hands end up both cupping her breasts and he looks at them like they are a miracle from god
>She can also see his cock go from almost ready to eager and throbbing.
>Well for an idiot, at least he is stacked in one place.

>>7383975
And that's good enough for me.
>Anon rubs his nose after the bop.
For now, why don't you consider what you want to eat? The place is right around the corner. Seriously, what's your favorite food?

>>7384002
Avas are nice. Derailing isn't. I won't post any more on this because I don't want to fan the flames, just let it die already and lets get back to lewding.

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>>7383937
It's funny once you learn to stop caring in any capacity

>>7384016
Seconded, so just ask a rock or anyone else or let's not discuss it any further