HG Thread
The 28th Gielinor Games starts now! In the name of the Gishki, I demand 24!
Reigen Arataka
>>7378166
Ririchiyo
>>7378166
Da Ork Boyz
Negan
Alfred Jones
>>7378166
Rikka Takanashi
>>7378166
Amami Rantaro
>>7378166
Strength
>>7378166
Kaptin Bluddflagg
Pratty
>>7378166
Autista
Thanks for hoshing Yuno
Illidan Stormrage
>>7378166
Sonoshee McLaren
>>7378166
Rohan Kishibe!
>>7378166
Alexander the Large
Rin Hoshizora
Akane Hino
>>7378166
Asriel Dreemurr
>>7378166
Avenger
>>7378166
Russian Demon
Lord Beerus
Eggman-kun
>>7378166
Summer Heart
>girl
Walter White
Best Universe
>>7378166
Nazi Loli Extermination Squad
Kongou
Weebya's room
>>7378230
This is Kamina's room? Gay.
>>7378230
>tfw nobody will ever have a blanket of your ava
>>7378230
>>7378235
Newfag spotted.
>>7378230
>mfw
>>7378196
Hey babe you v sexy
The ritual is complete! If you've any requests, make them now!
>>7378203
kek'd
>>7378230
I wish I could buy a daki. My city sucks shit.
>>7378255
I'm excited to see how this one will play out.
>>7378255
Lets start the race. Looks like some prospective challenges.
>>7378255
Alrite ya gitz, I'M da biggest, so I'M in charge!
>>7378255
Hey, go ahead and put this lady in, she seems nice!
>>7378188
>>7378221
>>7378255
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7378255
>>7378273
You are a fool to cast your judgment on my personality this swift. I will not squander your gift however.
>>7378255
I like this. Let's begin.
>>7378282
I just like to have faith in people, is all. Is that so bad? Good luck!
>>7378255
Alllllright! Let's kill something.
>>7378273
It is done.
>>7378255
I'm overdue already, so start I shall!
Four. Not a poor start.
>>7378291
Yes it is. Blindly following an ideal will only lead to self destruction. I know this and humanity has found this out the hard way. Twice in the last century.
>is a cute girl
>>7378255
And so the die has been cast. Let this dark ritual commence!
Reality be rent ... synapse break ... banishment, this world!
>>7378297
''Lord of Outland''. Today you have made a critical error by showing up on the battlefield unprepared. Time to meet your makers.
>>7378297
Just like that? Of the bat? Well, I accept this gift!
>>7378298
I've gotten better at reading people since I started out, honest. But you don't seem really mean, either, just...cold!
>>7378255
WAAAAAAAAGH!
>>7378270
Give it a day or two, I'z gunna be da warboss before y'knowz it!
>>7378297
More smashy bits!
>>7378297
Get a name change next time.
>>7378297
Gotta start somewhere, right?
>>7378310
Get dat 'umie away from me ya git! 'is 'ead ain't even good enough for me pointy stik
>>7378317
O really? I'll be takin your teef befora ya know it. May da orkiest one win
>>7378316
My core temperature is at optimal range for maintaining all battle and diagnostic levels. Your concern is not needed. Thank you regardless.
>>7378297
What a lousy demon.
Git krumpin', I believe the saying is?
>>7378344
See wot I mean? I was da orkiest afta all! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>>7378310
Please don't kissu me... I get frustrated from kissu.
>blushes
>>7378344
Otto suggested I try this merchant thing. I guess there is a first time for everything.
>>7378326
Not if i take ma own teef an' yours both f-
>>7378344
>The ork gets krumped
Guess dat's why 'e iz 'da kaptain
>>7378350
KISSU ZA DUSTO
>>7378344
>She swats away hordes of Void monsters with a strange, purple crystal sword while keeping an eye out on her teammate.
We are close to obtaining victory. If you have the need for a reprieve, fall back and recover.
>>7378344
I was here chinning mummies first. Go back to ape atoll or hop worlds if you want to chin as well.
>>7378344
Ohoho! I'm liking this shit!
>>7378329
I was talking more, like...emotionally...?
>>7378344
It's only sensible that a god would be that durable.
>>7378356
Stop.
>>7378373
Being a merchant is just not my thing, I'll rob a bank.
>>7378373
Oi 'umie! Youz fink you can outdrink an ork?
>>7378380
SHEER KISSU ATTACK
>>7378373
>Squawk!
Not very clever, is he?
Hrrmh. At least this isn't entirely peaceful.
>>7378363
So I have been told. Developing my emotions is not my main priority for it does not aid my own personal goals...yet. I might however cha-
>>7378373
>Bonk
>Her head starts spinning, she takes a few steps back, clearly affected by the blow.
...I need a moment to receover from this well calculated blow to my head.
>>7378384
>Thwack!
That old man always does all the work, doesn't he?
...And again, a mere one?
>>7378382
Please.
>>7378384
Goblins are gay anyway.
>>7378395
But aren't we all skeletons on the inside?
>>7378391
Are you okay!? Do you need to lay down or something?
>>7378384
>She examines a replica of a painting she heard was quite famous. Her eyex are fixating on the background but most of all, the smile of the painted woman she was trying to analyze
Even completely inanimate, the masters of human craftmanship can create life by calling upon one's imagination. Mona Lisa. One day I will be the inspiration for humanity all around the world.
>>7378395
>>7378405
I am enjoying both the arts and musical talents of these humanoids. You are free to join me in appreciating them. It matters little to me in the mind.
>>7378395
One, and one, and one again. This is just infuriating now. This was meant to be "Very high"....
>>7378416
To you..."in the mind"?
>>7378430
Minigames with Luntik? Fuck this!
>>7378430
Another competitor out of the race for victory!
>>7378430
Pay no attention to the scorpions, I assure you, they're quite friendly.
>>7378458
>
>>7378459
Either my digestive system is malfunctioning or this is an attempt at poisoning me. This shall not go unanswered.
>>7378458
Maybe that blow to the face hurt you worse than you thought!
>>7378459
This all happened because I gambled with Luntik. Shouldn't have gambled with Luntik.
>>7378477
Vashi kriki agonii budut neuslyshannymi.
>>7378459
A small one, or a Herculean one?
>>7378471
External damage is 15%, Internal damage is 2%. Your concern is again not neccesary. I will recover shortly after I have completed this games objective
>Instead of blood or a bruised spot, the part of her head that was hit something flickers with a purple hexagon patterned light.
>>7378491
Reaching...critical low temperature..shutting down Mental Model to preserve energy and nanomaterials.
>>7378485
Please no...
>>7378491
>>7378485
Fuck... please die.
>>7378491
Ah, that's an old one, I'll have to fix that.
>>7378510
Yedinstvennaya pol'za dam vam boleznennaya smert'
>>7378514
Ah, Reliever, come here, be useful for once. I want you to lie in wait underwater. If someone tries to fish here....
>>7378514
Uh.. I need it for my top notch clothing designing.
>>7378520
Please Luntik no...
>>7378527
I need one for my next artwork!
>>7378504
>She stares at the odd flickering, but more or less maintains her optimistic tone.
Uuhm. Are you sure? I have something here that could help fix you up!
>>7378527
Crashing it...without a single survivor.
>>7378550
ALLAH AKBAR AMERICA!!
>>7378542
I will be fine. All non-vital functions are on half-power until core temperature is stable. This will not take long.
>At the snap of her fingers, from a cloud of silver sand a chair, a parasol and a table compelte with a filled glass of juice materializes. She sits down on the chair and basks on the blazing sun of the arena.
>>7378550
Hmpf. That serves that bespectacled whoresdaughter right.
And with this, we uncover our winner next.
>>7378557
Whoa! Uuh...wow...that's a lot of technical words....
>Pratty pulls out from her case of weapons a little red potion, holding it out.
This is a Klotzen potion! I've seen it even work on machines to help heal them, if you'd like!
>>7378565
Well, I'm not entirely certain this is fitting, but....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dyP4LDMLG4
>>7378583
Congratulations, regardless.
>>7378585
The most deserved of the lot, I suppose.
Thank you for aiding me in this ritual.
>>7378585
How appropriate! Now if only you could have kept me alive long. Thank you for bringing us back to life!
>>7378585
>>7378588
Congrats Negan on your win and thanks for the host. Death to America.
>>7378588
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7378579
>Before you can even offer the potion to the odd-talking woman, you can see yourself being stared at by a flock of seagulls.
You are harmless so I will give you this advice. Do not get close to me without my permission. My companions do not appreciate unwanted company around their..mistress. I only require dethawing until optimal temperature. An extra impulse of specialized nanomaterials is not required for my Mental Model reparations.
>>7378596
Man. One might say that Illidan
wasn't prepared?
>>7378585
Congrats.
>>7378588
Thank you for hosting.
>>7378585
>>7378588
Statisfactory. Thank you for this.
>>7378588
>[frozen chuuni noises that would probably mean something like "thank you for hosting, and congratulations to the winner!"]
>>7378610
>Unfreezes
>>7378591
Not even this is beyond my capabilities now. But I mustn't be involved in that way beyond that for the sake of fairness.
>>7378602
>>7378597
>>7378596
>>7378609
>>7378610
A trivial matter, for one such as I. You're quite welcome.
>>7378588
Congrats, mister! And thanks!
>>7378600
I didn't even move, though...all I did was hold out something. And I really don't mind! It's cheap for me now, so if you want it, that's good enough in my book!
>>7378613
>she immediately begins shivering from being frozen solid
I-I t-th-thank y-you f-f-for t-that m-m-m-ortal!
>>7378622
>Hugs to keep warm.
No problem, me.
fucking finland
>>7378615
Taking like that won't get you anywhere. If you believe you can't bring this place alive, then I don't think you're thinking hard enough.
What's the one thing people love more than games in this place? Go on, guess. A smart woman like you should be able to figure this out.
>>7378627
T-thank you... I-I will r-remember this for the rest of e-eternity
>>7378620
>She would never get used to the hospitality of humans, that much she knew. Considering her options, she gave the girl the answer she was looking for.
Then I would like a samply of your potion so that I may analyze it's contents. If it is as revitalizing as you claim then I have great use for it.
>>7378631
Inner harbor Fineland is shit, innit?
>>7378631
Idk man. Tampere is pretty nice to visit as a tourist.
>>7378622
Oh, do stop being so dramatic.
>>7378620
And to you, as well.
>>7378632
I believe you misunderstood what I said. But by all means, humor me. After all, moral support isn't a matter I'm an expert in.
>>7378645
That wasn't what you meant? Man, isn't this embarrassing? I completely blew it, didn't I?
>>7378588
Too easy, folks! You gotta put up more of a fight next time.
>>7378645
H-how dare you s-speak t-to me that way! I-I am a great being of u-unholy p-power, and I-I w-will
>she lets out a great, high pitched sneeze, then pouts
I-I think I have a cold...
>>7378634
>Pratty takes a step or two forward, making another offering motion with the potion in Kongou's direction.
Go ahead! These things have been a real life-saver for me at times!
>kissus everyone
>jumps off a bridge
>>7378670
>gives you the succ as you fall
>>7378652
Indeed you did, though perhaps I was unclear. I was saying that with my level of expertise, even reviving such a thing as this is not beyond my grasp.
...Albeit perhaps an only temporary solution.
>>7378657
And I am a great being of regal and arcane might. If you anger me, you shall have much worse than a mere cold.
>>7378670
What an utter fool.
>>7378670
Thank you but I am not gay.
>>7378662
>She carefully takes the potion, looking at the contents with an intense glare before offering it to one of her flying ''pets'' for safekeeping. Squawking, the seagull flies away from the beachead towards a small dot on the horizon.
I will remember this gift. If this proves beneficial to my goals, I shall arrange for a proepr reward if it pleases you. Will that be all?
>>7378670
You didn't have to go out like that.
>>7378682
I think you're confusing me even more now...
>>7378670
>You don't meet the water surface. Instead you land on a cargo ship filled with trash
>You feel at home
>>7378699
With what, exactly?
>open Jude's sim
>crash
t-the jews did it agin
>>7378706
Run it in admin. It needs registry access for one of the image tools
>>7378691
Whoa! They're smart, aren't they? And it's no problem, really, I'm just trying to help ou-
...Oh. You want me to leave?
>>7378709
>giving jews access to your computer's registry
Did anyone proofread the source code of the simulator to check if it isn't malicious?
>>7378724
Both answers are dsp
>>7378705
What are you trying to imply here?
>>7378710
...No. If you have more things you wish to tell me then do it. I should cease my natural tendency of withdrawing myself from an audience. However I do not appreciate idle chatter. If you can agree to this, continue.
>>7378730
That I can even restore the fallen, so great is my power.
>>7378722
Aikawa probably reversed it already
>>7378706
>He doesn't know the sim doesn't work unless you donate a certain amount.
>>7378741
Probably is not 100% sure
I don't get why someone would use his sim after he leaked the IP of a few dozen people here
>>7378732
Uuuhm. Suddenly, I don't feel too confident about maintaining this conversation, or what we'd even talk about.
>>7378724
both answers are southern dandy wrestler
>>7378740
Aha, so that's what you mean! You're like a sphinx, you know that? Always talking in riddles!
>>7378748
>It hits her. She is socially stunted. Most of her life she only knew how to do one thing - Obey a code that called for naval destruction.
I see..I mean no harm to you either way. If my presence causes you discomfort then go. Do not let my person become restricting to you. Free will is what humans value the most, yes? I only ask of you to answer me one question.
What would you sacrifice to retain the ability to make your own decisions and rejoice or regret them?
>>7378753
Is it really a riddle if I fully expect to be understood?
Post em'
>>7378767
post what?
>>7378769
Dick pics, obvious.
>>7378774
why take a picture of something that isn't there?
>>7378767
>>7378767
You mean this right?
>inb4 nobody guesses who I am
>>7378783
you're me
>>7378767
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live!
>>7378779
Just do it faggot.
>>7378757
I'm just...nooot always the best at talking with people. Really, you didn't offend me!
Hm...something like that...I guess I'd have to say anything that doesn't harm others!
>>7378767
>>7378794
hey buddy you're the fag here for wanting to see my dick
>>7378783
Not knocking your tastes or anything, but I must ask. Why Dragonair?
>>7378767
>Comfy as fuck right now
>>7378760
Maybe your expectations are too high?
>>7378797
>>7378797
So no collateral damage if you can help it...Interesting. No different than most humans I've met. Divided and yet so equal is quite common among your kind, yes?
I will have to cut this conversation short. I will now commence repairing my Mental Model. I might return shortly. Farewell and..thank you for you gift. Rest assured that It shall be put to good use.
>Walking over water after her departure, she soon reached the only place she really felt where she would belong, a cloud of a strange, silver coloured dust following her
>>7378799
It's not gay dude, I just gotta examine it for medical reasons...
>>7378819
>playing shit games
>>7378801
>>7378818
>Dragonair is called White Dragon in nippon
>Pokédex color is blue
>>7378828
I've always been told I'm a softie at heart...o-oh! Sure, alright! Have a good one!
The stronger must dominate and not mate with the weaker, which would signify the sacrifice of its own higher nature. Only the born weakling can look upon this principle as cruel, and if he does so it is merely because he is of a feebler nature and narrower mind; for if such a law did not direct the process of evolution then the higher development of organic life would not be conceivable at all.
>Hitler quites really do seem like something that a haughty chuuni would say
>>7378831
yeah okay bud
how do i even know you're a legit doctor?
>>7378836
>Not chilling by the fire in your underwear with a gril on your lap
>>7378826
At this point, I wonder why I have expectations at all.
>>7378844
Halt dein Maul! I would never lower myself to becoming one of Hirohito's bastard children created after Uncle Sam nuked him.
>>7378844
Rikka confirmed true Fuhrer
>>7378848
I'm not, but I work in the medical field. Now show me that dick. No homo tho.
>>7378839
Well it's about 50/50, but the blue catches the eye a bit more.
>>7378818
Guess you have a point, certainly nothing wrong with it.
>>7378868
It's just so elegant.
>>7378860
i mean okay
here is my dick
it's large, pulsating, and definitely not gay
>>7378857
>sitting on your fat ass infront of a computer screen while masturbating to a bunch of pixels
>>7378874
Cute in a simplistic way, yeah. I mean, my favorite rock type is Onix.
>>7378844
A girl after my own heart!
>>7378860
>>7378859
When people attempt to rebel against the iron logic of Nature, they come into conflict with the very same principles to which they owe their existence as human beings. Their actions against Nature must lead to their own downfall.
>>7378881
Which is also a snek. No complaints here.
I mean, I picked Steelix myself.
>>7378884
Isn't he steel purely though?
>>7378858
That more like it! Nobody can keep up with you, so why bother keeping up with them?
>>7378878
>Holier than thou shitposting cliche
>>7378884
>Steelix
>Rock
he's steel/ground you retard
>>7378883
Say it what you want, but it's true. Letting inferior people breed leads to degeneracy. Look at otaku's and weebs. The true cancer of society. The Jews thought they could do this without me noticing.
>>7378887
Please off yourself, Kevin, the whole world will be better off without you.
>>7378885
Steel/Ground. The only pure steel mons as far I can remember are Registeel, The Klink evolution line and Mega Aggron. And Arceus if you want to be nitpicky.
>>7378886
Sometimes one has little choice but to tolerate it.
>>7378894
>Doesn't that new Pokemon from S/M have a knockoff Arceus ability?
>>7378894
And Silvally, for the same reason as Arceus.
post zem
>>7378900
Man, they keep changing all these typings. So hard to keep track of pokemon these days.
>>7378906
>>7378906
Post secret discords and their members
>>7378907
Steelix was always ground steel though.
Just as Onix is ground rock.
>>7378890
Only the Jew knew that by an able and persistent use of propaganda heaven itself can be presented to the people as if it were hell and, vice versa, the most miserable kind of life can be presented as if it were paradise. The Jew knew this and acted accordingly. But the German, or rather his Government, did not have the slightest suspicion of it. During the War the heaviest of penalties had to be paid for that ignorance.
>>7378906
>Brave Bird for all categories
>>7378922
Were they? My memory must just be shit. Though I know they keep converting older pokemon to fairy.
>>7378924
Yeah they were.
I always thought Onix was pure rock though, and I wasn't alone. It made a lot of people think rock was immune to electric.
As for fairy, that's happened before. Look at magnemite and magneton in gen two. They got the added steel type.
Post secret discords
Post friends
Post avatars
Post waifus
Post favorite avafags
Post
Post steam friends and discord friends too
>>7378892
Thank god for the kevin meme, how would you have ever responded otherwise?
>>7378928
Yeah, but in that defense. Magnemite/ton are made of steel. Not sure why Snubbull and Granbull are fairy now
>>7378901
I'm sorry that you have to tolerate me. I bet it takes a few years off you.
DEUS VULT
>>7378933
By saying way to waste dubs, faggot
>>7378933
By Saying
"Please off yourself, Hoshi, the whole world will be better off without you."
but obviously you're to mentally handicapped to tell
>>7378935
Oh, the suffering I must endure, that others may not.
>>7378933
By shouting "Hoshi! Guide my cock!"
>>7378940
I just find it how adorable how basic your namecalling is.
It's like you heard "Kevin" and was like "omg! this might be it! I'm going to drive hoshi out of the community now!"
So, are you venting, or actually trying to achieve something?
>>7378947
Pozhaluysta, ubey sebya, Kevin.
>>7378954
Whatever, nigga. You're not even in the top 50 in my fanclub.
>>7378941
Anyways, it's nice talking to you. I saw what you did with that fish thing. It was pretty cool to say the least.
>>7378957
Who are the top 10?
lurkers, keep lurking
>>7378934
Because they're pink and pretty gay?
>>7378971
Roger that.
Returning to lurk mode
>>7378906
I must have made like half a dozen of these. No one can seem to decide on a uniform chart.
>>7378970
Don't care, but it ain't him, or you.
>>7378987
Post friends
>>7378987
Bitch, please! You don't even know who I am!
>>7378977
Maybe you are on to something.
>>7378962
...Ahem. Let's pretend you just...din't see that side of me. I really need better control about that.
>>7379000
It was rigged, I tell you! Rigged!
>>7379000
Those damn fine trips of yours confirm!
>>7378994
Other pokemon that got the fairy treatment include:
Clefairy line
Togepi line
Jiggelypuff line
Mr Mime line
Now the Guardevoir line I understand. They were pretty fairy-like in the first place.
The only one I don't quite get is the Marill line.
>>7379000
>implying he isn't based
>>7379001
Aha, sure, sure! I'll forget it right away!
>Rantaro puts his hands on his head and concentrates on forgetting what he saw
>>7379029
you forgot mawile
>>7379035
Shit. I did.
I guess since it's based of that mythological thing from japan?
Not much of a reason there, but eh.
>>7379038
That one I didn't actually forget so much as didn't know it wasn't fairy from the get go.
i want to lick a jigglypuffs asshole
>ramsay
>>7379043
Yeah i forgot too
that's what it gets for being a shit pokemon
>>7379032
....
Simply not discussing that among others shall suffice.
Roll for an ava.
1: ava that one ava you want to do
2: ava a character from a show you are watching right now
3: ava an /a/
4: ava a 3D character
5: ava a character from a game you last played
6: ava a /co/
7: ava an obscure character
8: ava whatever is suggested first
9: kill yourself
0: roll again
>>7379051
I hear it was annoying as fuck in competitive.
>>7379056
rollan
>>7379056
no deal
>>7379057
who gives a fuck about that, it's a pussy bitch, just like keys
>>7379056
Wynaut
>>7379056
blergh
>>7379060
rollan again
>>7379056
>>7379056
kay
>>7379056
fuck fine
>>7379056
I promise nothing
>>7379080
rollllll
>>7379068
Ava your favorite pokemon
>>7379085
I'm not sure how to ava a pokemon, but you got it. Since that's a tie, flipping a coin now
>>7379091
Just be creative, you'll find a way to pull it off
>>7379062
Apparently still more viable than charizard with memerocks.
ofh hga hgar hghw trash b junko hoshi asuka cancer jude circlejerking lf adachi lists charts waifus pokemon russians catfishing erp bolin negan ld dmg mion oldfags newfags midfags irrelevant 2015 2016 2017 anime loli kamina illya irl australia
>>7379091
>I'm not sure how to ava a pokemon
(Most people just give their Pokemon the ability to talk and go from there, so if that works for you go for it. I personally play Nibbles as feral, and incapable of speech)
>To showcase this in work, in came Nibbles the Garchomp, carrying himself like a Champion-class bred Pokemon. His golden eyes glimmered with absolute pride, for even in the Alola region, his pedigree helped him reign supreme. Nibbles stepped towards the anonymous and leered down at them, nostrils flaring. The Garchomp tilted his head in curiosity and... did the beast just scoff? After sizing up the anonymous person for a few moments, the land shark let out a yawn. Then, he turned and walked back from whence he came.
>>7379110
>australia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7379111
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R
Bad day everyone.
>>7379126
(Sagittarius, actually.)
>>7379132
>>7379056
Gimme a 9
>>7379111
Bugger off, ERP scum.
>>7379139
>>7379114
Y-You too anon...
>>7379111
>Kousuke Kira walks into the thread, his eyes quickly scanning all its inhabitants for his next victim. After a brief moment of searching, his eyes come across a Garchomp, a cheeky grin begins to form on his lips. He pulls out his knife and sneaks behind the Garchomp, his body growing hot and his erection growing large from the thrill of the hunt. As he managed to sneak closer behind the Garchomp, Kousuke reached down with one hand and managed to unbutton his shorts, the garment falling to the ground for him to step out of seconds later. A soft sigh of happiness escaped his mouth as his throbbing erection broke free of its containment, keeping his eyes locked on the Garchomp and monitoring its movements. Suddenly, Kousuke jumped on the back of the Garchomp and held his knife to its neck, a moan of pure ecstasy escaping his lips as he began to rub his penetrator against the Garchomp's back. After what feels like an eternity passes, Kousuke throws his head back and lets out a terrifying groan, shooting his semen all over the back of the Garchomp. After this, he stabs the Garchomp in the neck and and laughs maniacally as the blood spurts out from the wound.
>>7379166
0/10
>>7379166
>>7379166
>>7379166
>>7379166
>>7379178
>kissu
>>7379166
>>7379194
>smooch
>>7379194
>smoochu
>>7379198
>>7379201
>hug~!
>>7379111
>kissu
>thread is literally down syndrome people without imagination
>>7379208
>>7379216
yes
yuno please host
kamina plz host
clit games in 10
Give me 24 tributes
Will bump if necessary
>>7379224
>dubs for the president of America
>>7379228
Thicc man
>>7379228
We are going to make anime great again
>>7379228
That is an unfortunate face
>>7379233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
>>7379228
Bob
>>7379228
The Cook
>>7379228
Cheese
>>7379228
Winner
>>7379228
Gishki Ariel
>>7379228
C64 Rikka Takanashi
>>7379228
Speedy-chan
>>7379228
Hongry Hongry Hombre
>>7379228
Kamina-chan
>>7379228
Sanae Dekomori
>girl
>>7379228
Lord Beerus
>>7379228
Spooky-chan
>>7379228
Eggman-kun
>>7379228
Smugumin
>>7379295
Explosion or gtfo
>>7379228
Kazuma
>>7379282
>Chan
So he finally made the first step in becoming a RL loli himself?
>>7379228
Haze Stratos
>>7379228
Captain Luna
>>7379228
'lil Donny
>>7379228
Yukine
>>7379340
>steals hat
>Adachi yawns in his bed and sits up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, having just woken up. He lets out a low groan, kicking the covers off his legs and and setting his feet on the floor as he remains sitting on his bed.
"Nnng, today isn't going to be a good day."
>Adachi stretches his arms out and leans backwards, cracking his back as he prepares himself to get ready for this terrible day. After doing so, he stands up and scratches his bare buttocks, having not worn any clothing when he decided to fall asleep.
"I could use some coffee..."
>As Adachi walks towards the coffee maker, he hears the doorbell to his apartment ring. Letting out an annoyed groan, he walks to the door and looks through the peep-hole. His expression changes from that of annoyed one to a rather happy one, feeling very excited to see the person on the other end.
>Adachi hastily unlocks the door and opens it, the light glistening over his now hardened erection, caused by the sight of the person on the other side of the door. He couldn't contain his smile, nor could he contain his erection, the rock hard johnson standing at full mast.
I didn't expect you to come so early, please come in and have a seat!
>>7379347
noone cares
>>7379347
nice rp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y
>>7379365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQVQgHvorKc
>>7379347
>sits
Now show ass.
>>7379347
>Shimakaze walks over and peeks into the room, her head peeking out.
"Yeah, I just finished with my morning drills so I thought I could surprise you!"
>Shimakaze's body is drenched in sweat , her thong wedged into her butt as she sits down on the bed, fixing her head piece.
"J-Jeez, you're already up?"
>Shimakaze eyes the man's throbbing dick, a bit surprised at the length of it for somebody so ordinary.
"I-I was hoping we could warm up first..."
>>7379347
>notices bulge
OwO
>>7379378
this is
huh
>>7379378
>her
Is there a dick present? Him.
Is there an absence of dick? Her.
>>7379347
>the lady with a nice spray-on tan winks at the depressed detective and does exactly what he says and walks in
Heya~
I came as soon as I got your order. You wanted full on missionary with the lights on and hand-holding, right? I wanna get to this right away, but I'm a little thirsty from the walk over here. Mind if I have some of that coffee?
>the girl walks into the kitchen with Adachi following her with his hard-on still as hard as ever. She pours herself a cup off coffee and takes a seat across from, rubbing his legs with her bare feet and gigging
This is some nice coffee~! You made it super special for me, right?
>Her eyes narrow as she licks her lips. The uncontrollable hunger for the man's meat his almost too much. She almost jumps on him right there and then, but she's a lady of class and slowly suppresses the lust.
>>7379378
delet this
>>7379387
Was there a dick upon birth?
Still fucking "Him".
>>7379378
>>7379347
>The young man shuffled in place, the awkward clothing clinging to his boyish body.
"S-So, are we really gonna do this..? It's kinda...y'know, weird and all..."
>Swallowing, he blushed deeply, feeling the panties he wore giving him a wedgie. Think about the money... His eyes drift down to the bulge in the older man's pants...
>>7379347
>the girl checks the room number, double checking the note she received from the producers.
"Room 212, it's correct. I should be here, but I'm not too sure what kind of clip we're going to record here."
>Shibuya's body is trembling as she rings the doorbell. Taking a deep breath before relieving her voice, a nervous tremble being heard in it as she struts out a few words.
"Uhm, I was send here to film a clip. Adachi Tohru, right? That's what the note says."
>she stares the man in the eyes as he opens the door, a blush and a smile donning her face. The girl walks into the room and has a seat, sitting down on a nearby chair. Crossing her legs as she awaits her drink. Upon arrival of the man and her drink, she spreads her legs, giving off an innocent stare.
"S-Somehow I can sense that this is going to a good day and our clip will be a great one!"
>>7379228
Rohan.
>>7379428
>Rohan-chan
>>7379228
>in 10
>It's been over 30
I think this is bait
>>7379435
Hello Reimi. How are you today?
>>7379437
I gave up when I saw the ERP faggots raiding us.
>>7379446
fuck erp man
>>7379437
Excellent deduction, my good man. I think we can close the book on this one.
>>7379345
Give it back, asshole!
>>7379450
Seriously, why the fuck can't they stay in their own goddamn threads?
>>7379458
Maybe if you shitheads didn't host over there then we wouldn't have to do this?
>>7379455
After it took you 25 minutes to notice it went missing? I should think not.
>>7379378
Hi Kamina
>>7379446
>caring about erp
>>7379463
o i forgot it's always HG's fault
sorry my fault ;)
>>7379464
I was doing something and wasn't even here!
>>7379461
There's nobody here, dip shit. You and your deranged ERP buds can't help yourselves when it comes to ruining the little fun we have during this time. If it weren't for you then we would have had a game by now.
>>7379478
>TND
Fucking killing yourself six-head. Nobody wants you here.
>>7379485
What am I reading? Are you retarded?
>>7379491
He's obviously speaking tongue-in-cheek, you massive fucking autist.
>>7379481
Then you didn't need your hat anyway.
>>7379445
Feeling very bad, Rohan-chan..
>>7379488
Why do we even let him be here? He just talks about his shitty music and tries to mix ERP and HG together.
>>7379378
"Good to hear you finished those drills, Shimakaze-chan? And of course I'm awake, a detective has to wake up early and stuff."
>Adachi watches the person who entered his domicile, his eyes intensely fixed on the wedgied thong between her butt cheeks. He inhales deeply and lets out a "woo", moving over to the coffee maker he was previously going towards, his member making a "whoosh" sound as he turned.
"Don't sit on my bed when you're all sweaty, I don't want you to stain my bed with your sweat. Now, do you want some coffee? It'll warm you up pretty well."
>>7379388
>Adachi blinks as the girl he ordered from the Japanese/Russian escort service entered his apartment, wondering how and why she had come so early.
"Don't you think you're a bit early? I ordered you for tonight, not this morning? Not that I'm complaining..."
>Adachi watches the girl pour her coffee, feeling unsure as two why there are two beautiful girls(?) in his place. He tenses up slightly as he feels the girl's bare feet rub against his legs, wondering if he should find Shion and invite her to this party.
"I totally did make it super special for you, but...do you want some super special cream for it?"
>He grins in a very cheeky manner and winks at her, crossing his arms as he eagerly waited for the girl's response.
>>7379398
>Adachi watches from his kitchen chair as...Yosuke-chan walks into the apartment, wearing a rather...unusually suiting schoolgirl uniform.
"I'm unsure as to what I've done to get all of these people coming to my place, maybe I did it when I was drunk one night. But hey, I guess I have to deal with it now, if you catch my drift."
>Adachi stands from his chair and moves over to Yosuke-chan, circling the new entrant to his apartment. He stops behind Yosuke-chan and reaches his hand down, pulling the panties back and letting them go so they could tightly smack against his/her ass.
"So, do you spit or swallow?"
(1/2)
>>7379499
But I couldn't be here!
>>7378586
>>7378586
>>7378586
>>7378586
>>7378586
>>7378586
>adachi shitposts
>it's erp's fault
???????
>>7379500
What is wrong? I will listen.
>>7379513
It's nothing to wrong about, just a headache
It's weird how everyone flips shit now when karma's just doing it's duty. Oh yeah, feel free to call me tnd or whatever boogeyman. Still won't solve anything.
>>7379511
HG logic, I think a lot of it stems from the oldfag mentality of victimhood.
>>7379533
I see.
Stay safe.
>>7379511
Meh.
It helps us spot the cancer within our own community like squidfaggot.
>>7379506
Neither can your hat.
>>7379539
nothing is even happening though
>>7379562
Just give it back! I need it!
>>7379539
>Kamina freaks out
>we all deserve it
????????
Fuck off. Quit trying to justify your autism.
>>7379511
brainless dogs jump to bite anything, what can you do
>>7379572
For what?
>>7379573
>They shit up our thread with their autism
>Innocent
>>7379579
>falling for falseflags
Summerfag
>>7379577
for the cold you stupid idiot!
>>7379573
Reading comprehension, m8
>>7379584
Can you prove it isn't a bunch of salty ERPfags?
>>7379503
What's your favorite loli adachi?
>>7379585
Go inside then.
>>7379585
Aren't you a ghost? How can you still feel the cold?
Why are people argueing about stuff that isn't even happening? I don't get it. Is it supposed to be funny?
>>7379604
I can't! I don't have a key! I told you I need my hat!
>>7379613
Because I'm still a person even if I am a spirit, moron!
>>7379415
(2/2)
"Yep, Tohru Adachi, room 212. It's a pleasure to meet you and acquire your services."
>Adachi walks back to the young girl with a drink in hand, but it unfortunately is not coffee, but rather a pretty cheap and disgusting Japanese beer.
"I'm sorry I couldn't get you coffee, these other people who showed up decided to drink all of it. I hope you won't mind..."
>Reaching his hand out to give her the beer, he notices the girl spread her legs, his eyes instantly averting to hers and becoming lost in her stare.
"W-well then, I hope it's going to be a good day, and I hope nobody else decides to interrupt the film shooting we had planned."
>Adachi kneels down next to her and places his hand upon the girl's thigh, slowly moving his hand up and down her skin in a rather sensual way. He decides to take it one step further and slide his hand further up her thigh, keeping his eyes locked with hers in an intense stare battle.
"So, what do you want to shoot today?"
>>7379620
What will never happen? HG and ERP mxing?
That happened a long time ago
I'm sorry ladies, I fear I must be off.
Please forgive me.
>>7379629
>tfw you're the one that broke the wall between hg and erp
Opps
>>7379623
It's a shame that you had to pre-write this, just for the sake of a 1hr at most resurgence.
>>7379620
You're a ghost, phase through that shit.
Perhaps we can finish this later?
>Adachi
>>7379620
Get the key instead.