ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite ghost type

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>>7376362
Gengar.
My Decidueye buddy's not gonna happy to hear that.
Sorry, bro, but 'chu know why 'chu lost the top spot.

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>>7376362
A dead one.

Heh, get it?

>>7376362
Policefag reporting.
I've found Mimikyu to be oddly pleasant to be around.
So, what's happening in the world, ladies and gents?

>>7376375
I can hazard a guess as to the reasons you allude to.
I had a cruelty case fall apart on me about five years back when a Decidueye ate our primary evidence. I believe I used each one of the Big Seven Un-Airable Words plus an Orrean slur within thirty seconds.

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>>7376403
I see you've got a hankerin' for an anchorin'!
How was that, scary?

>>7376362
(was said in the last thread there was a discord, is this true?)

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>>7376449
( https://discord.gg/c9PgA )

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>>7376362
Gengar. As salty as the one I know gets, he's still fairly funny.

>>7376411
> (Yeah there's a discord. Keep in mind, mods are awake and shitspamming will get you the boot. Don't be the guy whose first ten lines included spreading his ass. )

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>>7376445
..What?

I have no idea what you just said.

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>>7376484
HANKERIN FOR AN ANCHORIN!
Clean the sugar out of your ears!

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>>7376362
Rotom. Also Aegislash.
Don't feel like having too many regrets to die and become either currently.

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I feel a lot better...
I think it was the Sylveon...
Anyway, I am going to go for a walk.

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>>7376502
Is..this a regional phrase?

There is no sugar in my ears.

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>>7376541
Oh my fucking Arceus.
I AM GOING TO HIT YOU WITH AN ANCHOR

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>>7376546
Oh.

Please don't.

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>>7376541
He's asking if you're looking for trouble. I used to work occasionally with shipyard staff, I picked up a few things.

>>7376504
How's it going, streambro?

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>>7376562
Have you slept lately? You seem like you're kinda out of it.

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>>7376526
>yawns
Glad you're feeling better goobro

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>>7376563
Going to set up Emrys (human) with his own stream for his gym tomorrow, probably during work hours hoping no coworker notices.

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>>7376573
Yes?

Out of what?

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>>7376620
...Everything?

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Oh my god my whole body hurts. I saw Arceus just for a second and he-he told me a dad joke and kicked me back to Earth.

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>>7376604
Nice. Apparently he's having staffing issues, too many dumbasses applying - guys like the ones Sniffers and Smeargs had to dunk on earlier.
Speaking of the dunking, how many views is that thing up to and did they get audio in the recording?

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>>7376634
Nahhhh i'm just messing with ya.

What's up anchor dude?

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>>7376651
I dunno, being a ghost isn't that horrible. Kinda afraid to leave Poni Island with all the shots being fired around.
How the hell am I going to explain it if I get shot and don't bleed?

>>7376644
Officer Thorpe here.
normally I'd ask you to take a psychiatric evaluation, but I've personally seen stranger. Especially during the brief period of unrest here.

So, how's life treating you aside from being thrown out of heaven for being too early?

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>>7376362
I have to pick Haunter, although Trevenant is a close second.

I heard mention while listening to the radio that the sandstorm going on north should have a brief respite sometime tomorrow. I think I'll use that as my chance to head towards Nimbasa City.

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>>7376673
Have you tried ketchup packets?

I used to freak people out like that all the time, it was great.

Pretended to smash my head into a wall and the ketchup came down from under my hat. Great times.

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>>7376649
Yeah, his gym is actually going to deal with the non battling side of training like proper pokemon care outside of putting them into balls and chucking them into the PokeCenter heal machine. Supposedly going to open tomorrow, I will have to work fast.
>how many views is that thing up to and did they get audio in the recording?
That security camera lacked audio and yet still went over 1 million views. Someone recently uploaded a cellphone video of Sniffers being more of a sportsman than actual humans and it's getting traction. Sniffers is finally going to be remembered for something positive, and no better time than now.

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>>7376684
Thorpe? God my head hurts. I shot my office up because I hallucinated some guy trying to kill me. Contaminated evidence.
I don't know I need to move some of these pictures to cover the bullet holes.

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>>7376724
I mean ketchup would work up until they tried to examine my body. I moved from a hoodie and normal clothes to a black cloak and honestly I think I look a lot more intimidating.
I'll think on it. How are you doing?

Thorpe (Policefag) reporting.
>>7376673
Two words: body armor.
It's technically a controlled item, but if people are actually using guns I don't think anyone will think too much about it beyond feeling relief.

>>7376707
Nimbasa's still cleaning up a bit after the uprising, but most places are open for business.

>>7376730
Sounds like a Muk extract trip, but I know you're not the type. Maybe a client left a needle somewhere?
Sorry to hear about the situation, but I'm glad nobody's hurt.

>>7376787
Thorpe reporting, just clarifying for my Dhelmise acquaintance - if you get shot, claim you had protective gear on. Then leave.

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>>7376761
As well as any off-season baseball player.

Bored to death.

Also do people realize you're a massive seaweed caked anchor and if not, H O W?

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>>7376707
Nimbasa City? Christ I'm not 300 years in the future I know that.
Good luck on your travel.
>>7376787
Yeah hopefully I don't lose my job because of this. Now my office looks less like a trainwreck.

>>7376787
I'll look into some body armor, thanks man. At least if I get into a fight I can SMASH THEM.
>>7376809
Why not go play some baseball then? I hear Unova does it all the time.
I have no idea everyone just thinks I act kind of funny. I have a taperecorder that I use to talk and I've made myself a body out of wood and rocks.
-Dhelmiseanon

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>>7376857
Uh, maybe you should get one of those dexes with the speech function? Just an idea.

Also I would if it weren't currently freezing and I wasn't in sinnoh.

>>7376900
Yeah I should probably invest in one of those. Kinda afraid to go to the mainland though.
>Sinnoh.
Why.
-Dhelmiseanon

(Also for anyone wondering why Dhelmiseguy can do this shit think of him as having an innate 1d20+100 rolls on any disguise/bluff checks.)

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Hello friends! Hi! Hi!
I like Banettes!
They're soft! Soft!
Yeah! Yeah!

>>7376926
So he is like that bear in that DND story? where he became like a Duke via his bluff skill or whatever

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>>7376926
Because despite going semi-pro I still live with my parents. Who are in sinnoh. Far northern sinnoh.

I'm sure they would have some sort of delivery service for those as well.

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>>7376953
>Northern Sinnoh
Oh damn!

>>7376951
(Essentially. I was going to reference that but I wasn't sure if anyone here posted on /tg/.)
>>7376953
>I still live with my parents.
Oh I'm so sorry I hated my parents so I bought a boat and got as far as I could with them.

>Check money.
>I could buy like 80 boats with all the money I've made with pearls.
Thank you I'm ordering everything I need from now on. If you need anything bought it's on me.
-Dhelmiseanon

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>>7376971
Yeah.
>>7376983
Eh, they're good parents, they just have really poor taste in location. And boiling hot blood apparently.

I cannot understand why anyone would willingly live here.

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>>7376983
>implying anyone here doesn't post on /tg/

>>7376971
Hey you're smart. How come if I put a string through Pearls they're suddenly worth way more than a single Pearl? And it's not even like I'm making a necklace its like 3 Pearls.
>>7377025
Sounds like crap. If you ever need a place to crash my boat is open.
The tub is mine though.
>>7377041
(Don't bully.)
-Dhelmiseguy

>>7376983
(like 60 percent of the Discord plays DnD and shit in their spare time with IRL people they know, its safe to assume that a lot of people here post on /tg/)

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>>7377052
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE BULLY

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>>7377052
Thanks for the offer, but I don't think I'll be in Alola anytime soon.

..And why the tub?

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>>7377025
Yeah, boiling blood. In-fucking-deed.

>>7377052
Cost of labor, supply and demand, etc...

>>7377041
>>7377075
(I go to /tg/ for storytimes because sure as hell I'm never finding players for any tabletop IRL here)

>>7377075
>>7377099
(DON'T BULLY ME.)
>>7377104
No problem. If you need a favor I'm willing to help with whatever.
Well I need to be wet pretty much indefinitely so I've decided to chill in the bathtub until I figure out a way to not dry out.
I keep all my stuff next to it in case someone decides to come in.
>>7377124
Still weird, but I'm filthy rich now.
Uh, if anyone needs anything bought I can probably write it off as charity or something so like, go ahead.
I don't want the FBI on me.
-Dhelmiseguy

>>7377147
>I keep all my stuff next to it in case someone decides to come in.
S-so you're nude?

>>7377025
>boiling hot blood apparently
Goddammit. Even after all these years the first thing my brain connects this to is MY BLOOD BOILS MY BLOOD BOILS MY BLOOD BOILS.

Damn you Teddy Roosevelt, damn you.

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>>7377190
I..don't understand this referance.
>>7377147
Kay, dude. Have you tried putting water bottles or something in your suit thing? Might extend trips out and let you hang outside the tub.

>>7377159
As nude as seaweed can get.
>>7377229
I think thats a reference to Empire Earth 2? I might be wrong but yeah I keep water bottles in my backpack, makes trips less shit. I'm just afraid of SUDDEN ALOLA SUN and then fucking dying.
-Dhelmiseguy

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>>7377255
Oh, okay.

Yeah that sun'll get ya down there, nice overcast day and then it's all hey how are you with its blinding light.

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>>7377255
Yep, EEII. The San Juan Hill scenario.

>>7377290
Yeah fucking seriously. I'd move to Sinnoh but I'd probably end up frosty. Hoenn might be a good idea, the area around Fortree is rainy pretty much 24/7.
Plus a treehouse would rock.
>>7377296
I wasn't sure if I was right or not, thanks bro.
-Dhelmiseguy

>>7377322
Do you need to sleep at all?

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>>7377322
Southern sinnoh is alright, and hoenn is probably perfect for you, pretty humid most everywhere. 'Cept up around fallarbor and the desert, obviously.

>>7377386
Not really NEED to but I zone out when I don't have anything to do. Which is why I usually lurk here.
>>7377395
Maybe I'll set sail for Sinnoh sometime and we can have a boat party.
>Just realize I can't really drink alcohol.
Fuck. I guess I could pour booze in the tub but, fuck.
-Dhelmiseguy.

>>7377427
You really didn't think the whole becoming a ghost thing out did you?

>>7377450
Not reaaaaaaally. Can't say I regret it though I went from being a NEET with depression to a ghost NEET with depression. Plus I can fuck up anyone I hate now.
OH SHIT ITS RAINING OUTSIDE HELL YES.
Oh Arceus I loooove the rain.
Hey I'm still registered as a trainer can I like... Catch myself to avoid being caught by any freaks?

>>7377497
You should be able to catch yourself, no harm in trying

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>>7377497
If you can figure out how to escape the ball once you're captured, maybe.
I might take you up on that boat party sometime, but for now I think I'm gonna turn in for the night, whats left of it at least.

>>7377522
How the hell am I going to get out of the ball though?
Can I like open it from inside? There are so many things at stake here.
>>7377538
Yeah I might give it a try. Sleep tight man.
Don't let the cats bite.

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>>7377545
Cats?.. Oh well.

Good night, anchor fella.

>>7377567
Night bat dude. And that party is totally on if you ever want it.

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>>7377545
I'd suggest getting someone you trust to let you out after you catch yourself.

Anyway, I'm heading to bed. Break in the sandstorm should happen fairly early in the morning, and I need to be out there when it happens.

>>7377618
Smart idea Gunther! I'll see about it. Sleep well maaaaaan.

>>7376926
>>7376983
(I think it'd be pretty funny if Dhelmiseguy had really high luck too.)

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>>7377653
(Yeah I was thinking like high Speech, high Bluff, high Luck. Probably why everyone seems to have instantly liked him. If he got into a fight some random pokemon would probably come to his side.)

>>7377676
(Oh and high disguise duh.)

Early morning bump.

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Excuse me, but have you seen any male Drampas?

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>>7376362
I would say have to... Golurk!

Also my butt air seems to be gone...

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>>7379186
... That's nice

Viridian Gym is ready to go except for the cameras. Pretty much every trainer here had dreams of being a breeder, and apparently that's the only reason they know diddly shit about Pokemon care. I'm teaching them as we go to fill in the gaps in their knowledge (if all they ever had to care for were Pokemon with fur it makes sense they don't know how to keep scales clean) but there's a lot to cover before we open. I think it'll open at noon today and then we wait. I've got a few new team members from the GTS (really it's like I rescued them from that nightmare of a system and I didn't put any Pokemon into it, thank God for gym budgets) and part of teaching my new hires was getting them into healthy condition.

Feels kinda exciting to do all this honestly.

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Well, I'd better start moving. The sandstorm indeed seems to have cleared up and shouldn't return until tomorrow noon, and by then I should be 3/4 of the way through.

>>7379344
I'm glad to hear that things are looking good for you. Maybe I'll visit if I plan on getting into battling again in the future?

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>>7379344
You are going to be gym leader? I look forward to going there and challenge for a badge!

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Excuse me but can anyone point me to where a cute little turtwig maybe living in hoenn? I'm a bit lost, please and thank you

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celadon sucks ass
like a fucking hooker on a sunday night
her only customers are sexual deviants not at church
brushes her teeth ten times and the taste of ass still doesnt leave
it's there forever
jane ass breath

yeah im not sure if the news covers gym battles
so heres the halloween costume im beating this bitch in
going all drunk husband up in this shit

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I have found my body cannot handle cake in such quantities as I consumed yesterday. I am saddened and very ill. I have taken the bathroom for myself and I fear I will be here for a very long time.
Send help.

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>>7379453
>>7379468
Thank you both. I hope to meet you someday.
These kids keep staring in the windows so I've gotten my trainers to follow my lead and just stare at them with big creepy smiles while we work, their reactions are priceless.

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>>7379778
bushes getting chopped like a jungle woman returning to society
bye bye pubes
think i gave those gym lackeys a bad trip they'll never forget
branded into their mind like a calf during autumn
and now im about to fight this stoner bitch
who is huffing a vileplume
damn she is dedicated to her drugs

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>>7379468
Hey arnt you that trainers vulpix that came through my gym a week ago? You missed your fire blast? That guy's team was pretty tough. I always remember tough trainers...

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Ngh...Good morning.
Body still aches and feels weak.
...
The plant just wilted when I touched it.
I'm going to check why.

>>7379490
Turtwig?
...
I saw one with a group of Pokemon.
Not sure if he is one you are looking for, but I think they were heading in the direction of either Mauville or Slateport.
I'm not sure. Hope it helps.

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>>7379961
the bravest bird fucked her up
badge is get
shes still huffing vileplume
this bitch man
taking this costume off when i get my feathery ass back to the apartment
>>7380136
yeah dude everyone remembers tough trainers
who are you again

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>>7380136
Yeah... could have done with now getting a brick upside my head though! That was good battle! Nice throw.

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>>7379490
So you're looking for your Turtwig lover....
Who you say was part of the Farsail Crew....
And lived in Sinnoh before...?
By any chance are you a female Zorua?

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Favorite would have to be Froslass

So what's there to do around these parts? I'm unaware of these customs

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Anyone want a hug?
I like hugs.

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>>7380346
Whatever you wish to do.
For example, I am currently hiding underneath a layer of six blankets wearing only lingerie waiting for my boyfriend to wake up, my clothes to be done in the dryer, and my hair to finally dry.
All so we can escape the redneck hoard and flee to Alola.
... there are days where I hate my life - at least certain aspects of it.
The nonstop chaos is certainly the part I hate.

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>>7380346
We throw bricks at each other hand hope we don't get nuked.

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>>7380312
Whoa! I have never see pokemon like you before!

>>7380371
I like hugs!

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>>7379344
Ready here for the site deployment, just need the relevant info.

>>7380379
Must have been a lot of rednecks to need hiding for nearly an entire day, motionless.

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>>7380409
>Hugs the Vulpix
>Sets everything around them on fire in the process
Your fur is soft.
I like it.

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>>7380422
Yes. An entire family - so roughy half of Orre.
I heard at least one mention my ass in lewd connotations, so I am fairly frightened, to say the least.

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>>7380379
Sounds fun how do I get a "boyfriend" sounds like a loyal servant
>>7380384
I do not have bricks, but I do have my fruit, I hope that will suffice.

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>>7380478
I .... Suppose that some people have a relationship like that.
It isn't healthy and I wouldn't suggest it, however.
Gladion isn't my servant - he's my partner. We're equals.

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>>7380509
You seem down in the dumps.
Want a hug?
It might cheer you up.

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>>7380440
You are nice and warm and squishy!

>hugs tightly

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>>7380524
I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer.
Hugging anyone while wearing only lingerie is awkward, and I'd have to leave the pity blanket to do so.
It's too cold in this room to leave the pity blanket.

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>>7380542
Thank you.
>Hugs the Vulpix a bit tighter
>They sink into the slugma a bit
I like you.
You are nice.
Can we be friends?

>>7380546
I could warm up the room for you.
And get you clothes.
How does that sound?

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>>7380509
Well I suppose I can get a partner, as long they help me take care of the bounsweet. Those children are cute but helpless without leadership.

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>>7380599
Our room unfortunately isn't fire proof and happens to be surrounded at each exit by rednecks.
I appreciate the offer, however.
>>7380611
Yes, that would hopefully be something your partner is up for.
Otherwise you would be doing all the work and, thus, no longer be equal.

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>>7380628
Well... Alright then.
Sorry I can't help.
...
Could I give you a hug later, perhaps?

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>>7380599
Yeah you are awesome!
>>7380611
I never seen pokemon like you either!

>>7380744
Thanks...
Anywhere you want to go?
I'd love to chat with you for a while.
-Slugma

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>>7380713
... I am honestly not certain if my body would be able to withstand the heat from hugging you.
I'm sorry.

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>>7380744
I'm a tsareena I'm from the alola region I've seen a few of you in our region but a different color

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>>7381168
...
My body isn't THAT hot.
What if I got you a burn heal?

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>>7380422
Just got the servers in, along with some props because I feel like I should be intimidating dumbasses who don't know the first thing about their partners.

Setting it up now with the help of two of my new friends, a Rotom and a Porygon2, they don't have names yet, gonna work that out with them later.

>Sends info

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>>7381248
Got it, will need at least one camera active for testing. This shouldn't take more than an hour.
>Porygon2
What a coincidence

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>>7381098
Yeah Yeah! Where do you go?
>>7381178
Different color? How do that work?

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>>7381222
... Is your body not made of magma?

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>>7381316
I like to walk around town.
Or hang around lava craters.
Which would you prefer?

>>7381397
I've hugged a lot of people, and they were fine.
See?
>Hugs

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>>7381468
He'd still better be in tip top shape after that lil guy.

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>>7381468
>I've hugged a lot of people, and they were fine.
That's not normal. Are you sure everything is okay?

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>>7381468
I like climbing up mountains best. I also like going around towns. Best if they had super big and tall buildings!>>7381468

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>>7381301
Alright, I'll activate all of them, starting with the ones in the non-combat area.

>Cameras go live one by one
>All show different angles of the gun, the non combat area loaded with Pokemon care equipment, food, and other such things, and the battle area a simple sand circle.

>Human Emrys stands in the middle of the combat circle in a brown coat, admiring a futuristic revolver in his left hand. Cali is wrapped around him, looking over his shoulder

Testing testing one two three!

Don't worry about the pistol it's a confetti gun.

>>7381567
Well, let's go climb a mountain.
That sounds nice.

>>7381565
Yeah.
Some look uncomfortable while I'm hugging them, but they always say "thank you" afterwards.
I've never hugged a human before, though.

>>7381549
He's fine.

-Slugma

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>>7381468
>He flinches very hard and recoils a bit
I-I just... I can't ... I-I can't deal with...
Just...
..... Please don't ...
Don't touch me...
Please...
>He curls up in a ball under the blankets

>>7381316
Regional variants my dear
~tsareena

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>>7381615
Huh. I thought you guys burned a lot, maybe only Magcargos?
Anyway you might want to be careful around humans we're pretty flimsy.

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>>7381594
I got signal, just have to finish the site layout and it will be done in about 10 minutes.
I've left in a chat feature, disabled and hidden. You can activate if you want, although I don't see much use for it in this particular case.

Nice gym by the way.

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>>7380155
Muk i woke up this morning and I feel weird and all my color is gone, what happened

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>>7381620
>RUN FREE_SPEECH.EXE
>EVENS: CHAT ENABLED
>ODDS: SMALL ASCII SKULL WATERMARK IN THE CORNER OF THE VIDEO FEED

>>7381724
>>7381693
(How did i fuck up that bad wow)

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>>7381693
Thanks, I'll activate it no-
>>7381724
Never mind, thanks, I guess?

Anyway, Viridian Gym is finally open!

>>7381615
Yay!
>follows sluggy
>>7381639
That region is super far away huh?

-zorro (vulpix)

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>>7381704
You too?
I'm arguing with them now about that.
They say it's a "Side effect".
Which they did not reveal to me before the procedure. The details of which are also a mystery.
I threw myself into a sludge pit in anger.
I...Think I'm back to normal?
Do I look normal?

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Site completed. Oh wait...

>>7381724
Site isn't even public currently. Don't make me remove that function entirely.

>dex "new pokemon registered" noise
Just in time.

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>>7381763
I've been looking into a bit of this Muk purification business. It might be a little less safe than I previously thought.
I'm going to take this to some people in the government, I'm really sorry I put you in danger.

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>>7381758
Well guess that's it then.
>Chat enabled again
>Site is now public

>>7381763
You certainly look healthier, in a way.

>>7381620
Are you okay...
...
I'll leave then.
Sorry...
>Sets the room on fire accidentally as he leaves

>>7381686
I set everything on fire.
I think it's type resistances or something. Everybody I have hugged was either a fire, rock, or water type.
The rest never wanted one.

>>7381760
>Takes her to the foot of a mountain
Is this one okay?
-Slugma

>>7381763
Yeah I wonder what will happen to me though, I kinda just feel like dying... Is this what humans call depression?

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>>7381834
(derp picture)

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>>7381704
You're dead inside.
Welcome to the club.

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>>7381800
Uh...Can you tell me what they did to me?
Or are you still looking into it?

>>7381806
I do?
...
That's good.
Thanks. I'm worried about Sylveon, though.

>>7381834
>>7381842
...
>Gets an antidote ready
>Tightly hugs the Sylveon
>Sprays them with antidote, and backs up
...
Better?

>>7381760
It sure is
~Tsareena

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>>7381866
You might want to stop hugging the Sylveon

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>>7381830
Ah, I see. Be careful around grass types and humans, please.
>>7381866
Well they stripped the toxins and smell from your body but they do it in such a way that you'd have to continually come back. Less helping and more forcing you into having to come there every few days.
I'm heading down to talk with a few of the Waste Management higher ups.

>>7381830
>looks up the large mountain

Whoa...

Let's go!

-zorro

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>>7381857
>Ghost Ghetsis phases into existence under the blankets with N, lieing with his head propped up with one Arm
Sup

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>>7381857
Atleast you're not dead on the outside

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>>7381866
>Frowns
...No
>>7381857
But I don't want to be dead inside
>Whines

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>>7381885
She's fine. At least, physically, aside from her color.
...

>>7381889
...
Dammit.
I knew there was something funny about the whole situation.
Any idea what's wrong with Sylveon?

>>7381922
...
What made you happy in the past?
I want to help, since I dragged you into this.
-Muk

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>>7381954
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>>7381954
How about a pearl necklace?

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>>7381976
I'm not a fantastic chemist but they use bleach instead of a stronger base, You might want to get Sylveon to a shower and a Pokemon Center.
I'm talking with these people right now, letting them know that they're going to have a serious governmental search if they don't get their shit together.
Might be slow with replies.

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>>7381978
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>>7381990
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>>7382006
>Sprays sewage at

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>>7382017
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>>7382048
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>>7382103
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>>7382040
One of their sewage pipes busted and sprayed me as soon as I came in.
Really want to turn these people into the government officials but I'm talking with them.
I'll post everything in a bit.

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>>7381898
>After an hour of climbing, they reach the top
The view up here is nice.
>Gazes in awe at the landscape

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>>7381976
My trainer but He's gone now

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>>7382118
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>>7381906
...... What do you want Ghets-
>>7381830
Ohhh Arceus
>Dons the blankets as a massive dress and starts throwing everything in the saddle bags, including his still wet clothes and the Pokemon
>N in a blanket gown grabs Gladion bridal style and hops onto Zekrom's back
To Aether Island!
>>7381920
Not for a lack of trying on the world's part.

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>>7382133
...
I'm sorry.
I want to help somehow.
Let's try what >>7382006 suggested, and clean the bleach off of you. Then take you to a pokemon-center.
-Muk

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>>7382141
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>>7382201
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>>7382238
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>>7382260
(I've done it again)

>>7382147
You can see forever!
Can we see your home from here?
>excited bouncing

-zorro

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>>7382260
>>7382266
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>>7382280
Ment for>>7382132

Phone problems

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fucking invisible walls
walked face first into one
about as embarrassing as that time i opened the closet and ended up under a pile of curling irons

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>>7382302
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>>7382280
Yeah.
>Points to a volcano, far in the distance
Right there.
That's my home.
Where is yours?
>Scoots closer to Zorro
-Slugma.

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>>7382334
Hope you break your nose.

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Anyways, paperwork done, transfer done, registration done, I've officially got a second member of my team.
Meet Norton the Porygon2. Formerly property of my place of employment but will still help me in my day to day job. I'm sure he will be fast friends with Jay.

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>>7382403
oh yeah
youre in fuschia
thanks for reminding me that i owe you an ass kicking
be over there once i finish with this gym leader chick

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>>7382397
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>>7382427
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>>7382463
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Everything smells terrible and I frankly hate my life right now but I spoke with the higher ups and every Muk treatment from now on should be less dangerous for the Muks. Because they'll actually be using the chemicals that they were supposed to use. Not fucking bleach.
It will be permanent so if any Muks are interested in this keep said aspect in mind.
I need a shower sorry this post isn't very well composed please feel free to send in any questions.

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>>7382501
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>TRANSFER MAL_UPDATE_DISC.ISO

>>7382402
Oh i see! Mines right there by the park. I live there with my trainer hes pretty cool guy.

>looks at the gym worried

-zorro

>>7382443
Whatevet little human. I beat brock to.

-zorro

>>7382553
...
What's wrong?
You look worried.
-Slugma

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Hello.
To the friends of that Arbok who posts here sometimes, don't worry about him,.
I really enjoyed his company So I decided to come find him and take him back to the daycare

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>>7382574
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Well I'm in Hau'Oli City and no one has picked up on me not being a human.
Are people in Alola really THIS chill?

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>>7382563
sure you did
more like your trainer beat brock
without your help
i just beat the entire fuschia gym with one pokemon
meet me down here in fuschia
unless youre actually as weak as I think

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>>7382549
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>>7382511
I'd like to know if there are any laws I could invoke for forcing a name change on a traded pokemon.

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>>7382574
Why would you want to stay at the daycare?
There's lotsa cool stuff to do outside.

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>>7382599
I'm assuming it was a trade so you'd need some kind of consent from the trainer to get the name officially changed.
If you picked it up from a pokemon shelter you're absolutely fine to change the name.

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>>7382589
Oh, I already found him, the guy was at a Cafe eating some Waffles.
>>7382624
I like it there, though he didn't seem to since it took a little...'persuasion' to get him to play along.
He even thought that he cold try to run away when I took my eyes off him, though he won't be trying to run away anytime soon

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>>7382599
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>>7382592
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>>7382563
Please stop antagonizing my brother.
I don't want to see you get hurt over that.

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>>7382644
Why don't you try to woo him outside that place if he doesn't like it?
Do you not care about him?

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>>7382652
Yep yep. I don't really need any money for it, just tell me how you want me to get it to you I guess.
I probably have more money than the entire Unovan government.
>>7382659
Hey N are there any of your Plasma sect in Alola I want to make a generous donation. A small donation of P1,000,000

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>>7382626
It kind of gets nebulous from then, the pokemon was registered to a company instead of a trainer, was named by his previous handler and I became his current handler (and now registered trainer) after the previous left.
So it's going to be either more paperwork or really easy.

The pokemon in question is down with changing name to Hal, even he recognizes that his current official name is bad.

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>>7382670
Yes, contact Colress at the Battle Tree.
He should be able to take care of that

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>>7382573
there is some little jerk human that thinks he has something to prove. hes looking to fight everyone.

>>7382597
Cant right now im hanging out with a friend!
i will kick you stupid butt later.

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>>7382670
>PLOP OUT OF YOUR DEVICES SCREEN
HELLO HOW ARE YOU

>>7382689
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>>7382661
He likes it here, he just didn't know it yet
And he is already adjusting to life here rather quickly now that he is no longer has much inhibitions

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>>7382652
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>>7382689
Ah I see. I can see about calling a few people up to make it easier for you.
Two questions: Do you know the original handler? And also, which company? Kind of assuming Silph here but I'd rather ask than assume.

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>>7382711
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>>7382706
Hey woah that's neat.
>Holds up a pearl necklace.
How's this for you? I scrounged together the nicest looking Pearls I had.
-Dhelmiseguy, presently too lazy to look for more images.

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>>7382710
I don't think so, I talked with him yesterday and he was pretty shaken and disturbed by getting all that stuff in his system.
Look, the guy is my friend, your not getting him into that daycare.
Cut out the daycare and you got a good chance I'm sure.

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>>7382703
.... Fine.
Antagonize him all you wish, I will not help you when he comes after you.

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>>7382712
Met the previous handlers for a few days before he left, I should have his contact info somewhere.
And sorry, not Silph, or Devon nor anything that large.

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>>7382760
never though N would give up so fast HA!

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>>7382761
Alright, I'll be waiting on that contact info.
Really not a big company? This might be easier than I thought.

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>>7382769
If the Vulpix wants to die there's nothing I can do stop it.
I already warned it against antagonizing him and it didn't listen, so obviously it won't listen to any other advice.
Natural selection, I suppose.

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>>7382738
OOOH YES THAT IS PERFECT SHE WILL LOVE IT
>HANDS YOU A BURNT TM FOR HYPER BEAM IN EXCHANGE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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>>7382710
Like, is it rescue mission time?
Big bro, get the pipe.

>>7382787
No problem, man.
>Takes it.
Hey thanks a lot, good luck with your girl.
-Dhelmiseguy.

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>>7382703
i don't have anything to prove shitbag
im just tired of you being a cunt to me and my brother
tell me where you are
ill go fly over there and kick your shit in

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>>7382786
your brother really is a dipshit huh?

I could never tell that you to where brothers.

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>>7382804
Dave?
He's the son of Ghetsis and Lusamine.
I will honestly admit that I do not care too much for that Vulpix, considering how often I hear it behave rudely towards Gladion.
That is part of the reason for my inaction.

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>>7382169
I dunno all I feel like doing is lying down...

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>>7382821
I dont like taking sides but im pretty sure gladion attacked vulpix first.

Also I guess i understand if thats who his parents are. I feel bad for the guy honestly.

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>>7382799
THANKS AND GOOD LUCK NOT HAVING PEOPLE FIGURE OUT YOUR A BIG ANCHOR THING IN A COAT
>SPLORP RIGHT BACK THROUGH THE SCREEN

>>7382849
I seem to be rolling pretty high in all my bluffs so far.
>Tfw too lucky to get caught.
Anyway see ya bud.
-Dhelmiseguy

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>>7382744
I like him better under the influence of Daycare substances, he is cuter this way
and I don't see him complaining now, though he can't really do much of anything besides wiggle in happyness

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Calculating a .3% chance of Vulpix surviving this battle.

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>>7382863
Over my dead body.
Your not dragging him to the daycare.
Freaking sexcults, you know there's more in life then zoning out and fucking your brains out right?

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>>7382848
I do recall Gladion apologizing to that Vulpix.
Yet it continues to be rude.
I will not harm it, but neither will I go out of my way to help it.
I did my part and will feel no guilt either way.

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>>7382892
So that Vulpix deserves to die just because its talking smack?
Go get your inane boyfriend some anger management classes this is just petty and sad.

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>>7382890
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>>7382892
Never thought id see the day N went soft.

Oh well. I like surprises.

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>>7382774
Actually found the contact info and called him already. He agreed on the name change, as a testament than even 60+ years old fogeys agree that Norton software is way past it's prime.
Written consent from my employer will be relatively easier to get, thanks for your help.

>>7382863
I see a day care being forcefully closed by the authorities in the future.

>>7382891
I'm pretty sure Skitters didn't become like he is out of his own volition. And even then he wanted out.

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>>7382919
I disagree! My fangirls seem to love it.
And pray tell where are your fangirls?

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>>7382953
Heck I barely did a thing you did most of it. Not a problem though. I hope everything works out for you.

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>>7382955
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>>7382918
..... Gladion is not involved with this.
Kindly fuck off.
>>7382932
This is not soft per se.
I am still doing my best to save other Pokemon, but I see no point in wasting time on one that I don't care for and that doesn't want to be saved.
>>7382955
Hello Colress

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>>7382981
Hey there DedSec. Odd I've tracked your location and it says you're in Sinnoh. Is that right?
>>7382993
Hey there Natural. How goes it?

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>>7382953
You mean Sniffers?
If so then yeah, it took a lot to get all that stuff out of his system.
I don't think he would ever want to go back now though.
Not like that.
Maybe we could flush the stuff out of her when she gets here.

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>>7382993
>ghost ghetsis attempts to breifly possess his child
>Evens: ghetsis makes N shit his pants during the brief possession
>Odds: ghetsis possesses something nearby instead

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>>7382993
He will be involved if he's gonna kill the Vulpix.
I don't see you trying to talk him out of it, way to go doing your best.
Maybe at this pace and effort you'l succeed with you plans next millenium.

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>>7383007
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I seem to have made enemies with my big mouth again. I am going to fuck off for awhile until the heat goes down. Tell my trainer that I had to go away.

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>>7382993
>>7382918
Everyone calm the hell down and don't be so hard on the hotheaded vulpix.

>>7382961
Yeah, I prefer to solve my own issues myself, just needed to trudge down the prerequisite legalese. Thanks, again.

>>7383008
I did mean Skitters, but it also applies real well to Sniffers. Not like we know what Skitters has to say about this.
Day cares are pretty much 1:1 to sex cults, after all.

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>>7383025
..........

-Ghetsis

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>>7383025
Ghetsy, honey. Don't you think you can cut the child abuse just for a moment?
Ever since you died you've made me want to make like electrons in a plasma and leave.
>>7383037
Oh well. Can't fault me for trying.
Let's try this again, shall we? My name is Colress, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Do you have a name you prefer?

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>>7383065
>evens set tree on fire
>odds im out of matches...

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>>7383058
Please stop right there and think about your trainer, he would be very sad.

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>>7383007
Tired of Gladion and I always getting the bad end of every deal.
>>7383026
You are apparently illiterate. Tell me how Gladion is going to kill a Vulpix right now?
>uploaded sleepinggladion.jpg
We're flying to Alola, and I refuse to help a Pokemon that won't take my advice - if it showed any interest in not being in that situation I would attempt to talk my brother down, but it continues to egg the situation on after having consistently done nothing but insult people I care about.
Plasma forces are best redirected o other efforts, such as assisting Pokemon in Castelia that were injured during recent battles.
>>7383025
Have fun possessing that popcorn.

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>>7383065
..... anyone got any matches? i ran out...

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>>7383121
Ah, sorry I suck at reading and I apologize.
I'l go bash my head into a rock now.

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>>7383068
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>>7383121
>RUN WILDFIRE.EXE
>EVENS: PICTURE IS SPREAD ACROSS TRAINERBOOK
>ODDS: ELECTRICAL FAILURE CAUSES A LITERAL WILDFIRE SOMEWHERE

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>>7383063
My daycare wasn't as bad.
I don' care too much 'bout sex 'cause it sorta became a job rather than somethin' fun.
Doesn't feel special anymore, so I pre-fur to do other things with peeps I like.

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>>7383121
I see. You're welcome to the frigate if you ever need a place to lay low.
I will offer any help if need be.
>>7383152
A very interesting name. Tell me, DedSec. What is your purpose? Have you designed yourself?

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>>7383087
ill come back in a little while. I have to wait until that jerk leaves town.

>>7383186
Do you want to fuck Ghetsis?

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>>7383152
... Why am I seeing this image other pla-
Wait a second....
How did that tickle match between Gladion and I get on Trainertube?
...... Why does it have so many views...
I'm just.
Done.
>>7383186
We were considering staying at Aether Paradise.
If that's not an option we'll head to the Frigate instead.
Thank you

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>>7383170
You could say you lucked out, any other day care and you would have been fucked up for life. Yet I still think something lingered on.
Anyways, welcome back to the world of the living.

>>7383193
You should stay and apologize to him, confront the problems head on instead of running away.

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>>7383125
I got a lighter.
You can take it if you want it.

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>>7383231
sweet
>grabs lighter and holds it to tree

>evens lights up>>7383065

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>>7383065
*flick*

*flick*

COME ON

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>>7383065
*flick*

COME

ON

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>>7383063
Yeah its been a while since I heard from him, I think that he's still with Giratina.
>>7383170
Hey Skitters, how you doing?
You still with Giratina?

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>>7383196
Isn't that a little personal? I just find him rather Copper and Tellurium.
>>7383221
Not a problem Natural. Ever since Ghetsy died I've been trying to take our plasma sect down the path of betterment of pokemon. Rather than trying to bomb Unova for the eighteenth time.
>>7383241
>>7383249
This is some really bad luck.
>>7383256
And the day is saved.

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>>7383186
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>>7383221
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>>7383193
i ain't leaving until ive either kicked your ass or gotten a written apology

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>Combination of internal screaming and thanks because he is a fucking tree and can't talk

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>>7383272
beautiful; isn't it?

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>>7382828
That's bad.
You don't want to do that.
Uh...Come with me.
>Leads the Sylveon to a bath
Um...Jump in, I guess.
I can't really wash the chemicals off of you myself...
>Worrying intensifies

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>>7383300
>>7383304
I AM FREE FROM THAT HELL

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>>7383278
I see where you come from. Anyway I could convince you to join Neo Team Plasma to help us? I can give you lady tips.
I might change that name, something like... C-Team Plasma?
>>7383300
>>7383304
Ding dong the witch is dead. Smell that conservation of mass.
>>7383323
And there's the mass!

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>>7383323
that's the idea.

run free my child.

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>>7383278
What did team skull wanna do with you?
Or wanna use you for?