HG thread Kinda weird that there was no feast.

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>>7374235
When are the next games? I want new games. I'm not in this one, let's get a new one going.

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>>7374235
Someone needs to stop this snake. They won two games in a row!!!

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>>7374235
Hey you're pretty good. Got a specific picture you want for your wincard? Otherwise I will just use a regular snake.

>>7374257
You're going to get tired of winning so much though...

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>>7374266

>>7374274
congrats snek

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>>7374235
That snake doesn't mess around...

>>7374266
Good job!

>>7374274
Thanks for hosting!

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>>7374274
>>7374266
Tch! So close to first place too.
Thanks for the race, I'll be back with a fixed up rig for the next line.

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>>7374198
Why's that? Something happen?
>>7374236
Yeah! They're a lot of fun sir! You should try them!
(Repost)
>>7374235
>>7374266
>>7374274
Congrats to the winner! They ain't getting any thinner! Thanks for hosting, host with the most!

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>>7374317
A mix between lack of creativity and drug abuse may be the cause.
Ill try to recover in the future though.

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>>7374270
But then I'm going to KEEP WINNING!

>>7374317
I'm going to be winning.

>>7374257
Be a host
You'd be a great host

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>>7374347
>The Trump Games
>I'm going to start working on events right now
>Anyone have the link to the cropper thing?

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>>7374370
>No deaths in the bloodbath, it just says every player is on a quest to Make America Great Again

>Good idea or bad idea?

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>Trump goes straight for the cropper

Man knows what he's doing.

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>>7374336
That sounds awful. But I hope it all works out in the end!
>>7374337
I like your optimism!

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aegu Dalseo Myeongdok Ro 2 Road 30 3F D-2(3rd floor, 2nd door) (Duryu, Seodae-gu Market) Sung Ki-woong (Head of the family: Sung Ki-woong) No. 704-907

Trump will make HG great again.

>>7374370
Hgtools.neocities.org

>>7374415
what is this

>>7374406
what if the tribute dislikes america?
might wanna work that in

>>7374408
can i pm you in discord?
i feel lonely.

>>7374406
>you have to have at least 1 1 player death in all slide event pools
>so maybe have the fatal event be something like p1 abandones his/her country for canada or something

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>>7374451
>when you greentext and forget image

>>7374415
Holy shit how could you leak this?
What did Hoshi ever do to deserve it?

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>tfw ______________________

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Really wishing that I didn't go through so much crap to find this.
>>7374317
>>7374309
>>7374302
No problem. If you ever feel like need me for some reason, I 'll be sleeping for the next three days.

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>>7374415
It's time.

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>>7374432
Ursula-sensei [SHINY]#6517

>>7374415
Time to send the sperg some adderal?

>>7374529
wait, i thought you would ignore me.
god dammit.

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>>7374478
I shit talked his internet "girl"friend.

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>>7374545
You don't know what I'll ignore.

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>>7374415
I'm sending pizzas to your address as we speak Hoshi.

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>>7374309
Hey, Cherry boy! Let us race to see who is the fastest.

>>7374547
Who is "his" and who is his internet "girl"friend?

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Anyone have any ideas for Trump Game events?

>>7374589
>Player 1 gets ran over during a protest on the highway by a speeding car.

>>7374589
(Player1) deports (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) to Mexico
>fatal

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>>7374266
>thanks for hosting man, two in a row for me. You can use this image if you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
thread theme

>>7374589
I have this old code that some guy started but never finished. It's politics related so there's that.
e9zzSx34

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>>7374585
I'm not sure, but I hope Junko's giving him a lot of E-Pussy

>>7374615
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4VNZdsjveE

>>7374615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk

>>7374606
>>7374493
Glad I was able to find it. Have a good one.

>>7374625
it's probably adachi or lf

>>7374690
Thanks m8

>>7374615
https://youtu.be/4feUSTS21-8

>>7374695
wouldn't surprise me.

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>>7374615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2369YY2P8
We got to go fast.

Someone post Hoshi's address on the dark web, maybe some russian human traffickers will kidnap his ass.

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>>7374770
I'm sure you can ship me in the same trucks Junko ships his little kids in.

I wish people would stop bothering hoshi but he is the most relevant ava since HG creation so nothing i can do.

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>>7374796
You haven't done anything right if you don't have a handful of haters riding your dick all the time.

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hey , i see nothing is happening

>>7374784
It's amazing you're still going at it despite having almost all your info dumped here. You've got balls of steel.

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Why everybody hates Hoshi?
He is a good guy to me

>>7374808
>>7374825
roast him

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>>7374830

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>>7374858
Do it

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>So for some reason when I'm using the autocropper it does this

>How 2 fix?

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>>7374829
I'm not rustled by shit I put up on the internet years ago, fa.m.

>>7374829
He's a brony. All he knows how to do is double down on his faggotry.

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>>7374770
Is asian boi pucci in demand these days or something?

>>7374911
kek
fuck you Yukine i spilled my drink.

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>>7374888
And now it's doing this

>>7374911
Hasn't it always been?

>>7374897
Why do people hate you?

>>7374930
Thank aikawa

>>7374950
wtf i love awawa now

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>>7374919
PUT THE DRINK DOWN
>>7374932
I don't know what you're talking about...

>>7374980
You should know, fuccboi

>>7374950
Dang it trappy

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sicktard

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>>7374940
they hate him because they are cucks who can't enjoy the humor of it all.
>>7374989
No! I would never know about the supplies and demands of boi pucci! I have never mapped out the equilibrium point of the market! BOI PUCCI IS RAPIDLY FLUCTUATING COMMODITY

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>>7374415
>>7374930
>>7374888
Ctrl+0, reset your zoom.

>>7375010
As if Justin Bieber is too lazy/poor to get a haircut.

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>>7375034
Didn't work.

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>>7374899
You're the one doubling down after I agreed with you, dipshit.

>>7374940
Because I bullied the girl everyone white knighted. They're just jelly that I got to fuck her first.

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>>7375034
I reset the autocropper and now it's back to doing this shit

>>7375110
>get fucked by her first

ftfy, buckaroo. We all know you like a solid 10 inches every Friday.

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>>7375025
Stop defending me, Yukine. Junko's man cunt will get all sore.

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>>7375092
>>7375157
Your zoom level is STILL fucked up.
What are you doing? Set it to 100%.

>>7375110
Now I'm just questioning why anyone would go this far on the internet.

Whut's poppin', Discord?

>>7375176
It's at 100%

Is it because i'm on a laptop?

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>>7375175
Hoshi is so le based lmao
Kek

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>>7375202
Yes it could be that you use a very high DPI display and it uses DPI scaling to make everything bigger.
Is it like a 4k screen or something with a small physical size?

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>>7375166
Andyou like 1 inchers at the public park. What's your point, Junko?

>>7375193
Dunno, it could be Junko himself. Who else would go this far for my sake. Can't you see how much she's enjoying this? He's had this information days before he posts it here.

>>7375213
I am lol, amirite?

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>>7375194
Watching some movies.

>Open thread
>See Yukine, Hoshi, and Aikawa

>>7375216
Thanks Aikawa

>>7375216
Laptop is fairly small I think. 14.7 inches.

>>7375250
>Smell Junko

I bet Junko's pubic hair is like scratch and sniff. Ruffle up that man bush and get a whiff of 38 year old taint musk.

>>7375248
post that 1 parsee with the hairy asshole

>>7375223
>He calls me Junko

O-oh....

>>7375193
Because sociopaths know no limits.

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>>7375250
>open thread
>see "thanks aikawa"
h-heh... no problem...

>>7375272
And the resolution?
If you take a screenshot, that would instantly prove it.

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>>7375250
>he forgets the leave thread part of his post
MEDIOCRE
>>7375223
When will these people get off their hard asses and learn to take a joke?

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>>7375285
You mean best FF character?

>tfw your friends leave you and all you have left is some kid with horrible grammar who's obcessed with you

>>7375362
>obcessed

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>>7375362
OBSESSED

>>7375362
I still love you Kuga.

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>>7375292
Hope this works

>>7375397
>9gag

>>7375397
>9gag
>how to get a screenshot
Gets me every time

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>>7375397
Find this option
"DPI scaling"
and change it to 100%, which is the normal one. Then it should work.
However, since you have a tiny screen with a high resolution, everything will look small.

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>>7375397
MEDIOCRE

>>7375397
>microsoft botnet

>>7375438
It worked! Thank you so much!

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>>7375471
No problem.

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Blogpost:

I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT FUCKING COPS

Seriously, today I get ticketed by a fucking pitch black car with Integrated LED lights hiding behind a fucking tree. THAT SHIT IS SCUMMY! NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. I PASSED BY 7 OF THOSE FUCKERS ON A 4 MILE TRIP.7.

>But anon just drive slow

NO! EVERY DAY. EVERY FUCKING DAY WHEN I DRIVE TO WORK THERE IS THIS FAGGOT IN A NEON GREEN CHALLENGER WHO TAILGATES AND MOCKS ME! HOW DO I KNOW IT'S HIM? BECAUSE HIS LICENSE PLATE READS "3'SACRWD'

I GOTTA DEFEND MY FUCKING PRIDE AND JOY.

SO FUCK THAT GUY AND THE POLICE.

Would it be shitty of me to ask for 24 tributes just to see if the Host Helper works?

If it works for me I'll host a game. If it doesn't, i'll live in shame.

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>>7375288
Internet rules dictate that every anonymous post that's assmad about me is Junko.

That's beacuse it's with 95% accuracy correct.

Same goes with the Tyrone video, internet rules dictate that it has to have been done by me.

Junko's had all my information days before they were posted. She's probably sitting in a little discord with her white knight jokers talking about my memes, calling me, kevin, and all that good shit.

But hey, whatever helps them get past their bad day, ain't my problem. They're still talking about me, the love to hate the based star man.

Junko's ultimate goal is having me leave the community so she can have all the underage poo-tang to herself. Therefore this doxxing plays right into her agenda. They tried to do the same with Bolin, and they succeeded, I believe, so that's pretty much the whole thing going on.

>>7375496
Just use an old roster to see if it works.

>"Anons" are leaking Hoshi's personal info
Props to Junko for pulling off a convincing female.
Who knew catfishing could cause so much cancer to develop.

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>>7375501
>there are people to stupid to have basic reading comprehension and understand this in hg

>>7375513
He is from korea
But hey you already know goyim.

JUNKO ISN'T A CATFISH PLEASE STOP CALLING HER ONE

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>this thread

>>7375501
Does Junko actually have a little discord of her own?

>>7375501
You need to see a therapist

>>7375536
What does that have to do with anything?

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>>7375285
>>7375358
fap fap fap

>>7375573
>Junko

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>>7375552
Despite Junko being able to stretch her 38 year old ballsack to wear as bunny slippers and use her testicles to roll around like they were a pair of flesh heelys, I'll still call the sjw bitch by her preferred pronouns.

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>>7375573
Nice fucking comeback. Very original.

Just go back to posting my personal info, Junko.

Can I be the Junko?

>junk

>>7375621
It's just Adachi and LF, doxing your shit m8, Junko can say what he wants but we all know he gives them full support.

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>>7375654
I'm hearing those names a lot.

>>7375648
아니

> 호시

>>7375666
Well no shit. Could it be anyone else?

>>7375654
>he

good good, these faggets still fighting among themselves

>>7375674
It could be Jude

>>7375690
Hoshi is literally just anonposting with himself for ebin bantz

You really should have told everyone you were a female Asuka. No one would have went this far if that were the case.

>>7375720
good, everything is going just like I planned

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>>7375690
>implying these morons would ever stop fighting a Korean for no reason

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>>7375694
Jude and I are in dealings. And even if it was him, this isn't limited to a single person. We all know this shit gets passed around in PM.

>>7375720
>>7375690
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Listen to the cries of the children Junko has destroyed.

>>7375738
That's where I fucking went wrong, huh? I should've just went Hoshina, amirite?

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>>7375768
I mean, this thread could've been one of three things.

1. General harmless Asuka memeposting
2. Me RPing with one of my avas
3. Me just lurking.

But someone's always gotta start shit, fa.m. Every time they do, I gotta post about their white knight fuckery and it isn't fun for anyone.

>>7375781
When will you doxx Junko?

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>>7375816
Don't have to, you can see his fat ass from space. Follow the crop circles.

And also, I don't have my own team of doggies anymore. Not that I justify doxxing because someone shitposts me over the internet because I bend over at the waist, show them my bare ass, and practically as for it.

>>7375852
>anymore
Who were those doggies

>>7375852
Ask*

>>7375862
You, anon.

>>7375862
The people he stabbed in the back

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>>7375862
I was just joking, buddy. I treat all my friends nicely. I'm a shy dude. I don't fuck them before they fuck me first.

>>7375868
>People he stabbed in the back
Like who?

>>7375868
I know he is an asshole, but I don't believe he has ever stabbed someone in the back.

>>7375880
LF, Adachi, Jude, Junko

>>7375868
>stabbed in the back
That's Junko's forte

Fuck this shit, I can't sleep without being entirely soaked on my own sweat

>>7375893
Did he even stab them in the back?
I thought Junko was the reason they split up.

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>>7375893
LF got pissed cause I memed pedo Junko and he leaked my chats to him and leaked my letter to Adachi after I so lovingly thought of him during my time away from HG enough to send him my kind words.

Adachi suddenly got buddy buddy with Junko and posted my letter and started talking shit about me after I made the pedo joke again. I was quite surprised he was the one that had posted my letter. I was nothing but polite and reasonable to him, offering apologies for my jokes both privately and publically. I even tried to forgive him for the letter rantings all the same, he still holds an unmoving resentment of me.

Jude and I had an arguement a while back about whether we should stay at hga or go to b. I got really heated and cursed him out a little. I feel a bit bad about that, yeah, I could've handled it differently and I would apologize for the things I've said that day. Despite the shit he did, he had an impressive skill and passion for the games which I still believe he has and I have never "stabbed him in the back" as far as it goes.

Junko is a fucking long story involving emotional pain, lots of headaches and shit I don't have time or patience to fit into this thread.

"Stabbed them in the back" is just the same shit they used to say as "Drove people away from the community". They can name a few names, sure I've done my fair share of wrong doings, but those fuckers aren't innocent either.

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>>7375906
Have 'ya tried turnin' on the AC for a coupla' minutes? Or just turn on a fan, that tends'ta work too.

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>He draws in a deep, wheezing breath, mouth still full of raw chorizo

HmyGmysIsJry
>He chokes on the prechewed meat in his mouth, spewing it all over his shirt and mouth like a baby spitting up their food
Oof, sorry guys! Let me try again
Hey it's Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

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>>7375906
Pur your sweat glands to sleep first.

>>7376020
Can you eat a place of Junko's shit? Ten more bucks if you can swallow the fetus whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T94j5YYs9g

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>>7376035
Put*

Plate*

My fucking fingers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7uFAtkRGmc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Sst_S6vHY

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>"The Dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

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>>7376035
That's not food, silly girl! You know what is though
>he gestures down to a plate of brown slop in front of him
This nutella, that I'm going to eat with no hands!
>He struggles to get his face down to the playe due to his large girth. After several painstaking minutes of this, he finally begins his frenzied assault on the plate. Horrible scarfing noises fill the air, and bits of nutella and chorizo splatter all around

>>7376135
>>7376118
>>7376104
>>7376051
>>>9gag

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OOOOOUUUUAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

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>HG
>In 2017

>>7376154
lolno

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sex

>>7376020
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeUhzaSUsAEM10_.jpg:large

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>>7376154
Not as of now, no.

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>>7376159
>>7376170
Literally anything is better than this shit.

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>>7376154
>tfw enjoying the silence as my shitposters retreat after the beating I gave them to post another day

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>>7376183
I mean, I'm doing other stuff while I wait for something interesting, but it's a little too late to go out and do stuff.

>>7376183
not to us
i remember the last time i saw sunlight

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>>7376164
Who is this girl? She looks kind of like someone I used to know who called the cops on me because after our sexytimes~ She was 18! I swear she was 18!
>That's a cute chuuni I didn't have. Thanks!

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>>7376143
Why, joey? Why can't LA Beast be here instead?

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>>7376143

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>>7376221
>He looks up from his plate of nutella, gagging for a moment
I don't know who that is, but I AM a real Florida Beast if ya know what I mean!

>>7376252
He obviously isn't running on empty

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LA Beast for all y'all ignant fucks.

https://youtu.be/CkbOYPairKY

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Leave my name out of your shit, cucks.

>>7376325
Adachi

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What's going on in here?

>>7376354
>kissu

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>>7376361
Do not do that!

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>>7376354
We're all waiting around for something to happen.

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>>7376369
Well, let us try to do something.

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>>7376354

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>>7376398
I'm alright with that. What would you like to do? I'm fine with anything.

>>7376325
Tell Junko to first.

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>>7376414
Hi lewd Parsee. What is up?
>>7376416
Let's talk. How are you?

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>>7376414
>>7376427
Haha, I'm a little concerned here. I think you're coming into your own field right now.

FIRST 24

THERE'S A TWIST: Your tribute has to be the object to the left of you.

i.e there's a fan next to me, so my tribute would have to be a picture of a fan.

GO!

>>7376434
Kys

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>>7376434
BOOBIES

>>7376312
Come on, post his best video at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

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>>7376434
Perfection in soft drink form

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>>7376434
Dark Blue Curtain

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>>7376434
Chica

I have a chicken next to me. Deal with it.

>>7376453
These are pretty good, but I find cherry better. If not purely because vanilla is too sweet to drink too much of.

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>>7376434
MY FUCKING WALL

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>>7376434
A Budweiser

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>>7376434
My ps4 controller

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>>7376434
Pibb Xtra

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>>7376434
Netrunner

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>>7376434
Okami

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>>7376434
Printer

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>>7376434
Ursula-sensei

>The heart is in the left side of the body
>Ursula is in my heart~

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>>7376434
Beard oil

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>>7376432
>>7376432
hat's not me. That's the lewder one which is completely different from me.

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>>7376434
Amiibo

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>>7376434
Paru

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>>7376434
Gloves

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>>7376434
Sting

HG but it's fully animated

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>>7376531
So what you're saying is that it's you, but not you? I have to say, I think we've become a lot closer since I've seen you in such a position.

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>>7376434
A Box

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>>7376434
Gyro Zeppeli

>The heart is on the left side of the body
>Gyro is in my heart~

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>>7376434

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>>7376560
No we have not! Do you know how creepy that sounds? It's almost like you're a serial killer.

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>>7376434
Sandara Park
>She's right next to me, cuddling.

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>>7376434
G-Dragon
>The heart is in the left side of the body
>The Dragon is in my heart~

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>>7376587
I wouldn't dream about doing something like that. I would gain nothing if I was to murder you. Even so, don't you think casually talking to your estranged self a weird than someone else acknowledging it?

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>>7376434
Barron Trump

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>>7376434
Senior Calculaor

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>>7376434
Demo's Chicken Tendies
>Yukine

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>>7376623
I find it actually more weird that you are accepting it than me talking to it.

>>7376434
That's 24.

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>>7376690
If that's the case, then I won't accept it. You are but a figment of my imagination while that blushing girl was the real deal. How about that?

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>>7376726
You..... Are you going to get me to stab you?

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>>7376831
Why would you stab someone that's trying to get to know you? I don't do this with everyone, so you should be grateful.

SHINY GASTLY

AHHHHHHHHHBB

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>>7376871
>That flat ass
Popeye deserves better.

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>>7376871

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>>7376902
>no lewds
>2/10

>>7376912
>Sunday first
>1/10

oh my god DO SOMETHING
POST AVAS AND RATE
I SUMMON ____
POST MUSIC
I DONT FUCKING CARE JUST DO SOMETHING
HOST A GFUCKING GAME
HOST RISK
SHITPOST
BLOGPOST

JUST
FUCKING
POST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7376966
ok then
post music and guess the ava

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>>7376966
>does something suspicious

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP

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>>7376966
>"little does that fool know, I am doing something. If he knew any better, he'd know that relaxing in the peaceful environment is in fact doing something, albeit minimalist and low effort"
Don't worry, anon. I'm way ahead of you.

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP

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>>7376966
>Bitches about the Charmers

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>>7376987
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit

>>7377029
stop shitposting Jude

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>>7377050
something something profit

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>>7376912

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>>7376966
....

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I hope you humans know that there's nothing more dangerous than a bored Oni, and I'm about to die from boredom, so you people better do something interesting before I reach my limit.

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>>7377105
>bullies

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>>7377047
Are you talking to me? I hope you aren't, because I haven't done anything wrong. I'm one-hundred percent innocent, officer.

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>>7376847
>+>Sorry do this but I think I am going to sleep. I can feel exhaustion coming.

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I hate my life

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>>7377118
T-Try that again, and you'll face the wrath of the King of all Oni! That's me, so you'll be punished by me if you ever try that again!

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>>7377105
You know, expecting others to make you not bored is dangerous. You have to learn how to entertain yourself for when times like these hit.

>>7377138
this is not new information

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>>7377105
If you're dying, I've nothing to fear. Nor would that intimidate me anyways.

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>>7377136
No problem! I'll see you sometime in the future!

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>>7377149
I just thought I'd remind you all

>>7377165
can you do it again tomorrow? i might forget it

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>>7377135
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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>>7377138
What a coincidence! I also hate your life!

>>7377148
But there's nothing to do here, so I've to wait for something to happen, but you humans just sit around all day, whining about your lives!

>>7377154
I-It's a saying! You don't have to take it literally, you idiot! Humans are so simple that they can't even understand something like this?

>>7377185
>Enters kill console command

>>7377191
>rubs horn
Give me your magic sauce

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>>7377185
I'm sorry, but what's mine is mine. The blood running through my body with remain my blood until the day I die. You have no right to take what was given to me at birth.

>>7377191
I haven't whined one bit. I actually love my life. I've traveled all over the world and got to meet many people. What have you done with your life so far?

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>>7377191
It's called humor. Even I possess a bare sliver of it.

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>>7377105
Quit pointing out the obvious, just brace your patience a little longer.

Something will come by eventually.

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>>7377202
>She squirms around as she tries to escape the Anonymous' grasp
S-Stop touching my horns you fool! An Oni's horns are her most precious part!

>>7377206
I don't remember asking you about your life, and I don't feel like telling a human about my life.

But if you want to know it that much, I can't do anything about it! I'll allow you to hear the glorious tale of the leader of the Oni of Mt. Ooe!
Hey! Are you listening?

>>7377208
I-I knew that! So you were just trying to entertain me! But that was a horrible joke, so try it again!

>>7377217
I don't want to. I've been waiting since forever to something happen, but only boring humans keep showing up.

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>>7377273
Hm?
>Rantaro turns his attention back to the loud oni
I'm sorry, what was that? I was busy admiring the space around us. It's lovely, isn't it.

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>>7377273
On the contrary, I was trying to entertain myself. And why would I have need to entertain you?

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>>7377293
>The Oni's face now clearly shows anger
You're a human and I'm an Oni, so you should be admiring me! Not this boring place! You should be in awe and shaking in terror at the same time!

>>7377303
But I'm not a boring human, so you're wrong about that. If you wish to keep your tongue at its place, you won't compare me to them ever again!

>>7377304
Because that's all you humans are good for! Being cheap entertainment or an Oni's next, fresh meal!

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>>7377338
I would be amazed if you weren't so...
>Rantaro shifts his attention over to something else
Are you sure you don't want to admire this place? It would give us something to do. There's no telling how deep our conversations could go at this rate. It sure would beat sitting here painting someone's nails, or helping them with homework.

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>>7377338
I am human only in a vague sense. Now would you really dare try to eat us?

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>>7377338
You're as annoying and stubborn as the rest of these blokes here, you're no different princess.

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It died pretty fast.

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>>7377350
Stop it! I don't care about this place or the boring activities you can have here, but you said you wanted to hear my story!
D-Did you lie about that? If you did I'll give you a horrible punishment!

>>7377356
Of course. That's what Oni do. We're beings who eat humans and pillage! For us such atrocities are nothing surprising!
So you better tell me another joke, or maybe you'll be my snack before I rest!

>>7377372
I don't think you understand the situation, boy! You're talking to the King of the Oni, Ibaraki Douji! I'm allowed to be as annoying as I can!
>Said the Oni, while trying to look as frightening as possible

Post spooky HG theories.

>>7377434
Kana is still here.

>>7377451
implausible

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>>7377425
It's a joke...or something like that. By all means, if you want to go on about yourself you're free to. Just don't expect me to think it's interesting.

>>7377434
Sir Carrot is an oldfag.

>>7377434
Eggman-kun RPs
His posts are unseeable to the unworthy.

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>>7377425
Just exactly what kind of gibberish are you speaking? I don't think you understand the severity of whatever falls next from your stupid mouth.

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>>7377425
If you think that's an atrocity, you'd balk at what I've seen.
>She places her staff in front of her, which begins to glow.
How about I simply scare you, instead?

>>7377434
Jude's sim kills doxxes person after 10 simulation.

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>>7377470
B-But you're the one that asked about it! And the tales of the Oni are more than interesting! Not just interesting, but breathtaking!

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>>7377498
If you're so sure about yourself, then shoot! I'd love it if your story touches me in a way that gets my heart beating.

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>>7377434
We're all the same person and our avatars are our split personalities.

>>7377517
>mfw i'm a fucking country
I'm proud.

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>>7377492
It's my privilege as the King of all Oni, you see? I'm allowed to annoy you as much as I please, but you'll be end up being cut if you try to do the same.
It's simple.

>>7377493
>The Oni tries to cover her eyes, to be safe from the bright light
Am I supposed to be scared of some light?

>>7377512
I'm not interested about telling tales to a child anymore! You've just lost your chance to hear one of the glorious stories about me and Shuten thanks to your stubborness!

>>7377528
God damn it Alfred. Ur not even American