/sug/ - Steven Universe General Corrupted gems Edition Las

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hmmm

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Gems should chill and watch tv

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Actual corrupted Lapis.

Jasper fucking the Lapis and Sapphire fusion for teasing her height when?

>>7371543
>not giving her an eye gem

Will Connie join the homeworld gems after the new episode?
Or maybe after her parents move?

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>>7371499
Fuck that ep was horrifying.
Do you think "the cookie" is basically what Lapis went through when she was stuck in the mirror?
Just eternal nothing.

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>>7371421
>Can healing spit cure the crippling mental damage that comes with extended solitude and boredom?

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Lapiven theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

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Here we go.

Steven is fat because Sadie has a feeder fetish T/F?

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>>7371583
>Pearl gets episodes dedicated to her just chillin with Steven, about 20 different hug scenes, and a few songs sung together
>Lapis gets nothing
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>7371543
>>7371559
I fixed it.

>>7371627
>when you nut and steven's still sucking your 18-incher

>>7371571
Maybe gems have a much much greater tolerance to infinite loneliness than humans.

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>>7371571
>stuck in a conscious and immobile state for centuries with no interaction with others
Sounds fun, at the least Rubies have each other in their endless boredom, I think.

>>7371648
no thank you

>>7371544
Lapidirts should kill themselves.

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>>7371627
What a lovely mother/son relationship they have.

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>>7371662
I think it looks okay.

>>7371664
if im not a lapidirt can i still kill myself

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>>7371672
They're married.

>>7371577
No but romance and love can.

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>>7371681

>>7371648
Good job. She's really cute.

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>>7371681
And so are Lapis and Steven, did you not watch Gem Harvest?

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>>7371664
I won't.

>>7371650
kys

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>>7371692
>he needs fanart

>>7371681
>when he hold your hand and you N U T T

>>7371709
I wonder how goth Lapis would be around Steven.

When is Ste-man going to have a dad trip in front of the gems and end up crying while calling them all "mom"

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GUYS

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>>7371721
I mean if you have little left to argue on

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>>7371749
I don't think their relationship would be much different.

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When is Lapis going to abduct Steven?

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>>7371768
G U Y S

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>>7371768
H O L Y S H I T
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

>>7371768
>zap2it

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>>7371772
>all his screenshots are from the same two episodes

>>7371786
Never.

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>>7371786
after he succ her dick

>>7371788
>you will never earn any Pearl Points
>you will never get to choose rewards from Pearls prize pouch

fuckin killme

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>>7371800
>only one screenshot posted
extreme autism, as expected from a pearl shitposter

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What if Pearl put her flaccid penis in her fanny pack so that when you go to spend your Pearl Points, you end up grabbing her feminine penis instead?

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i forgot this is how pearls worked

I can't believe Rebecca and the crew shot up the studios

>>7371516
I need the biggest, strongest Quartz from the show's cast to violate me in my tight anus. Which Quartz does the dirty?

>>7371867
I'd still buy it

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So I recently started wondering, how would BD have reacted if Greg said "Rose Quartz" anywhere in his statement?

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>>7371841

>>7371583
one
>>7371772
two

>Lapivenfags can't even count
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>7371835
>Pearl will never offer you a Pearl prize
>you will never point to Pearl and say you choose her
doesnotfeelparticularlygood.webm

>>7371867
kys

>>7371867
Nothing, because Gems don't have penises in the show.

>>7371897
Not yet anyway

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>>7371890
Pretty sure that's three episodes, I didn't count the first because I post it almost everyday. Last (You) because ship wars are autistic.

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>>7371897

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>>7371907
>runs out of screenshots after two posts
>s-ship wars are autistic anyways

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>>7371897
How does it feel being wrong, anon?

>>7371807
He's gonna have to wait after sapphire is done.

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>>7371922
Man I've got shit to do I can't argue all day with you.

>>7371807
kys

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>>7371943
but you are going to anyways.

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>>7371956
fuck

>>7371872
I imagine if they did end up giving Eyeball a Pearl they would just give her some Pearl lying around doing nothing, and wouldn't even bother trying to custom build one for her. I mean, she is just a Ruby after all, even if she did take out the last Rose Quartz.

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>>7371963

>>7371875
PeeDee

>>7371923
I don't know, how does it feel to be an absolute retard?

>>7371909
kys

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what if a gem ate a gem

>>7371980
You already know the answer to that.

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>>7371994

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>>7372004

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>>7372012

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>>7371993

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>>7372023

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>>7372034

>>7372028
kys

>>7372028
That's one bold, precise, experimental penis (female)

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>>7372043

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>>7372060

>>7371995
It feels like being you? So what does that feel like?

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>>7372085

>>7372085
fuck you

>>7372085
she dies lol

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>>7372097

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>>7372109

>>7372085
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>>7372119
This is so stupid

>>7371905
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>>7371923
Sugar didn't say anything in an official press statement? Then no dicks. That person was responding to your shitposting and not actually serious. Remember:It's not canon unless Sugarmama says so.

Garnet is a conqueror. She's conquered Steven and his tight, butt-virgin asshole's buttcherry.

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>>7372119

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indexer help

>>7372123
what a faggot

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>>7372136
indexer help

>>7372128
>posting the original
That's not how it's done and you know it.

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>>7372143
indexer help

>>7372127
But Sapphire can't possibly be forming Garnet as she's fused with Lapis to constantly tease Jasper into fucking her.

>>7372127
kys

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>>7372154
indexer help

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>>7372176
indexer help

which gem likes to play with brown bricks in minecraft

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>>7372189
indexer help

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>>7371881
She would fuck Greg for killing her worse enemy.
And she would rape Steven because he's Roses son.

>>7372202
peridot

>>7372071
Sorry, maybe that was a little too complex for you.
I was saying that you know how it feels to be an absolute retard because you are an absolute retard.
Stop me if I'm confusing you.

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>>7372204
indexer help

>>7372126
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

How big is a Diamond's dick? Bigger than18 inches?

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>>7372246

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>>7372256

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What's /sug/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffKMekV_8s

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>>7372263

can someone send me an email when ep 16 comes out

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>>7372273

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Remember to take a 20-minute shower.

>>7372237
Pearls have such large penises so that they can please the Diamonds' giant vaginas.

>>7372237
It'd have to be 12-15 feet tall, at least.

>>7372294
That's fucking stupid, anything past five minutes and you're just wasting water.

>>7372294
In shower you mean in the semen of Lapis's rape victims?

what do lapis and peridot even do all day? seriously lapis especially is never shown to do much

>>7372237
>>7372302
>>7372305
kys

>>7372317
Lapis and Peridot actually cease to exist whenever they're not on screen.

i ship kys-anon with pearl's futa cock

>>7372314
>t. salty dad

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>>7372314
Make sure you're properly cleaned and wash behind your ears to prevent infections.

>>7372324
I bet kys-anon is such a tsundere

>>7372302
Pearl's dick is made to please Rose.
Yellow and Blue Pearl's dicks make Pearl's 18 incher look like nothing.

>>7372324
I ship your brain with a shotgun slug.

>>7372280
What's your e-mail

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>Your favourite gem is going to the meme barn.
>She opens the door and sees Lapis in bed with Steven right next to her.
>She is smoking a cigarette and had a very satisfied smile on her face while she stroked Stevens hair as he rested his head on her lap.
>It was clear as day that they just had sex.
>How dose your fave gem react?

>>7372329
It doesn't take 20 minutes to do that. It shouldn't even take you 10.

>>7372294
>>7372314
>>7372329
>>7372346
Samefag watermelon kill yourself

>>7372317
they play with brown bricks in minecraft

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>>7372317
she does this all day while peri rots her mind with shitty canadian dramas

>>7372340
Wow, two Lapis?

>>7372332
Maybe Pearl once had a 18-footlong, but drastically shrunk it for Rose.

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>>7372221
he posted it like 20 times already, you can just look in the archive

>>7372350
Stop trying to devalue the impact of calling you out, watermelon anon.

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>>7372350
I don't know what this means I just want you to take a shower.

>>7372237
>>7372302
>>7372305
>>7372332
I mean, Blue Diamond grabbed Greg's body with and in one hand, and he's about 5'5. I'd imagine that her dick would be so long she'd need two or three of her own hand to cover it from the base to the crown of her glans. So, it'd be, like, 16 feet long?

I wanna draw this.

>>7372358
18 FEET?

>>7372356
Reminder that Lapis is illiterate.
Her eyes don't move when she's reading. She's clearly just looking at the pictures.

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>>7372367
Perfect miraculous timing! Every time, am I right?

Everyone knows you have a phone too, watermelon cunt.

>>7372271
Oh yeah and I'm doing requests if anyone has any.

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>>7372357
uh oh

>>7372373
more like 18 feet

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>>7372271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horgvZ7AOxQ

>>7372382
Please just take a shower.

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What's taken Lapis so long to rape Steven?
He's the easiest target in the world!
just pick the little shit up and take him back to the barn for sexy time already.

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>>7372377
She is just reading closely and pondering the meaning of every sentence as she reads. You clearly don't appreciate books you speedreading piece of shit.

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>>7372400
Steven is Pearl's property.
She would have to get through her first if she wants to assrape Steven.

>>7372317
Absolutely nothing. Fun, isn't it?

>>7372400
boy too fat, hard to move

>>7372232
Denial isn't a river in Egypt dumbass, that's The Nile.
Not canon unless the Sugarmama says so in a televised official press statement. I have one forever and your degenerate fetish has lost forever. Ha. Ha.

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>>7372400
it's a pure love, she's waiting for the right moment anon please don't ruin this for her

what if lapis burped in your house

>>7372414
>"Her hair was very pretty"
>What could it mean? Is my hair pretty? Could it be more pretty? Would Steven think my hair is pretty? Is there a metric for pretty hair I should know about? I wonder what green little shit is doing right now.

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>>7372340
She's eager to join in.

>>7372391
Yo that's badass.

You wouldn't happen to be the same anon that introduced me to Japanese Pop from the 80s, would you?

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>>7372447
It's a puppy love at best.
Pearl, on the other hand, would crawl for miles just for a glimpse of his Murdercock, Jr.

>>7372471
hahaha murdercock mayme so funni xDDDDD

>>7372271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REW3f_LGQuQ

>>7372383
Peridot in jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKMQ7ojVdc

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>>7372452
Yes, she clearly appreciates modern literature and the multiple double-meanings and metaphors that run rampant throughout it. Unlike you.

>>7372383
Lewd or no

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>>7372317
She masturbates thinking about Steven all day long.

>>7372471
lapis and pearl both tried to kill steven (pearl twice)

>>7372471
>autistic pearlposter is back
post some steven shota how about

>>7372501
I bet the meme barn fucking STINKS of cunt by now

>>7372489
You cannot expect me to listen to this for more than five seconds

>>7372489
17 page critique 2.0?

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IT'S

>>7372516
kys

>>7372516
THE NUTSHACK

>>7372511
You made it to five? I could only stand it for two.

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>>7372481
IT DIO XD XD XD

(pic related, it me, DIO XDXDXD

If the real gems saw you fetishizing them, they would hate you forever.

>>7372400
>Thibault elaborated that while they sometimes felt a carnal urge for Joan, they "never dared give way to it.." They saw a saintly goodness in her and it was shame that prevented them from making advances on her. They felt an exalted pure love for her that they could not bear to sully with carnal words much less deeds.
this is why

>>7372536
true

>>7372536
Not all of them

>>7372498
I can give it a try I guess.

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>>7372463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__qOm2rhu8Y
It's some good jams man.
I wouldn't really remember honestly. Maybe?

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>>7372503
They all have, but Pearl did it both times by accident. Lapis did it on purpose.
>>7372508
No. Their love is pure. (Plus I'd get banned again, I just got unbanned)

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>>7372536
She'd hate me anyway no matter what I do, so you know what?
I
don't
care
.

>>7372563
>trying to rip out steven's gem was an accident

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>>7372563
a shame, it was so nice before another autistic pearlposter came back

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>>7372576
She didn't think it would kill him.

>>7372337
[email protected]

>>7372608
ok so she's just retarded

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>>7372608

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>aaaAAAAAAIUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
I WANT MORE JASPER MODEL SHEETS!

CREWNIVERSE HAS NOT RELEASED ANY MODEL SHEETS SINCE NOVEMBER!

ONLY BASED AIVI AND SURASSHU HAVE RELEASED THE AMAZING MUSIC!

THE CREW ALSO DO NOT DRAW US ART ANYMORE! NOT CHRISTMAS OR HALLOWEEN!

Where is the Xmas pic Rebecca? Where is it Rebecca??? You said you would REBECCA!

(Pic related was a YouTube video by CN UK)

>>7372620
>jasperfags
ew

>>7372635
kys

>>7372536
I bet amethyst would find it pretty amusing

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>>7372613
She didn't even know what a baby was at the time. Cut her some slack. She now loves him and is his wife.

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>>7372620
I just wish they released more model sheets.

>>7372641
After you, fag.

>>7372398
I showered last night.

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When will Lapis lay her egg?

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>>7372650
Do it again. Shower everyday.

>>7372383
Skinny dressed as Edward from Cowboy Bebop

>>7372656
When Steven deposits his gem eggs in her.

>>7372559
I mean otherwise i'll just link the memepost so they'd stop posting it: >>7371556

>>7372677
Actually it's better to shower every other day to prevent you from losing skin/hair oils that benefit the body.

>>7372712
They'll never stop.

SUCK MY GOD-DAMN BALLS

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>>7372716
Shower. Every. Day.

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>>7372535
When will Kakyoin lay his egg

>>7372712
Their stupid shitposts have been drawn before and they just change it to something else.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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>>7372362
He never fucking posted it. I won't stop until he posts it himself.

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>>7372789
no ok?

>>7372686
Working on it. My tablet is being a piece of shit right now though.

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>>7372735
>Kakyoin will never get to raise the eggs he layed

What a cruel world

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What is your favorite class in valve's loveable TF2?

>>7372807
SHUSH DON'T TALK TO ME

>>7372831
is this jojo?

>>7372791
Then you are more autistic than he is
Congratu fucking lations

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>>7372825
I LOVE TO PLAY THE PYRO SHE IS FUN

>>7372857
FUCK OFF INDEXER LACKEY!

STOP SUCKIN HIS PENIS!

>>7372878
too small

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>>7372825
Sniper for his character but i'd have to go with the Soldier for some of the crazy shit i pulled off when i played as him.

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>>7372857
Nuh-uh, I don't painstakingly look at every single image of a dead general

>>7372878
I'm sorry but that looks at least 10 inches below canon, btw loved the maladot from earlier

>>7372887
>>7372900
i will try my best to get all 18 inches next time
and thnx bro

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>>7372825
Scout

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How would you dirty talk JASPER?

>>7372926
He IS kind of a big deal

Medic, or Engineer. I prefer to help my team over fighting other players.

>>7372825
Bastion.

Scout - Connie
Soldier - Jasper
Pyro - Lapis
Demoman - Amethyst
Heavy - Garnet
Engineer - Peridot
Medic - Steven
Sniper - Greg
Spy - Pearl

Lance - Amethyst
Keith - Lapis
Pidge - Peridot
Shiro - Garnet
Hunk - Steven
Allura - Jasper
Coran - Pearl

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Rate my human headcanons

All Pearls-White as snow or Japanese.
Rose-White
Garnet-Black
Amethyst-Latina
Peridot-Korean
Lapis-Polynesian or Filipina
Jasper-Brazilian with tattoos
Sapphire-Thai
All Rubies -Black
The Diamonds- White

>>7373037
JASPER IS BLACK YOU BASTARD

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>>7372813
>>7372686
Done, Sorry it took so long. FireAlpaca just stopped working properly so I had to switch back.

Anyone else?

>>7372733
And strip my body of important oils and ruin the overall structure of my body? No. Tomorrow.

>>7373037
I AGREE. Especially as long as you make LAPIS ISLANDER or perhaps LATINO or perhaps FILIPINA or perhaps POLYNESIAN.

>>7373054
you are an idiot

>>7372825
Medic or Engineer.
>>7373053
Peridot as the Engineer.

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>>7373054
Take a shower you disgusting pile of stinking flesh.

>>7372957
I really liked playing medic but only when there was a good player I could pocket

>>7373064
No, I'm factually correct.
http://www.med-health.net/How-Often-Should-You-Shower.html
BTFO

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>>7372957
>>7373074
>>7373092
>playing baby-ass camper classes
HA! PLAY A REAL CLASS THAT ACTUALLY DOES DAMAGE, LIKE PERHAPS THE PYRO

>>7373098
i am sorry i was wrong

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I love Lapis.

>>7373076
Please see >>7373098
I showered yesterday.
>>7373111
It's okay.

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>>7373108
>those fingers

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>>7373118
same
amy shapeshifting into lapis and then holding lapis down and then molesting lapis in the show when

>>7372825
medic's great
especially in the comics

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How many humans is yellow diamond going to kidnap?

>>7373108
I like to actually come up with strategies, and not W+M1.

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>>7373140
Fine. Don't. Shower. But don't be surprised when your body begins to rot from the outside in from a lack of hygiene.

>>7373189
What if Lapis forced you to take a shower and then watched to make sure you actually cleaned youself?

who has a great picture/gif i can masturbate to

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>>7373163
>strategy
>let me just hide behind this heavy/dispenser

>>7373161
A few million.
>>7373189
Oh, don't be so dramatic. I'll shower tomorrow.

>>7373189
i shower every day but is mostly because of my workout schedule he is right you are wrong

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>>7373221
Some skanky Skinny

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>>7373214
I would N U T from the pressure and then get embarrassed as she gave me a disgusted look. And then she would get turned on and start lactating and then I would have a cool refreshing sweet watery drink after my long hot shower.

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>>7372825
demoman since he has a lot of fun options so you can play him in a variety of ways as a result

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>>7373221
I've orgasmed to this 5 times just this week.

>>7373053
Thanks

>>7371553
>Oh hey, this is actually pretty cool!
>dick
S T O P

>>7373140
See, I shower pretty much every day I'm Doing Things, but sometimes not on a lazy weekend day. And more importantly, I only use additives (body wash, shampoo/conditioner) maybe once or twice a week (more if it's real sweaty/hot, or i'm particularly active) I've actually gotten compliments on how healthy and thick my hair is, and on my general body odor. I use deodorant most days, but not a lot of it.

>>7373326
What color is you hair?

>>7373335
Brown. I'm a total mutt. Name a place in europe and my ancestors probably went there and fucked some people.

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>>7372686

>>7373367
Well then, grats on the hot hair. As a hair fetishist, I'm liable to ogle you in the street!

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>>7373074
I did my best. I may like playing Engie, but I'm not too fond of his design.

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>>7373320
What is the issue

>>7373424
Thank you! It looks good.

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What if you had your own Lapis?

>>7373511
i would punch it.

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>>7373511
I would love her and suck her whale dick everyday

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>>7373523
Why?

>>7373542
because it's a rapist

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>>7373554
She doesn't know any better, you to teach her.

>>7373554
#NotAllLapises

>>7373542
because i want to punch it.

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>>7373554
Do you think all Lapises tend to be bitchy rapers? If we met a group of Lapises on HW would they try to molest our Lapis because she's a mellowed out dork?

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>>7373615
That's abuse, Anon. Don't abuse your Lapis.

>>7373648
but i want to punch it.

>>7373391
Nice

>>7373648
rong always abuse your lapis worse than black people

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>>7373662
>>7373668
Abuse is wrong

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>>7373662
>>7373668
drink bleach LapisAbuser

>>7373700
rape is rong

>>7373700
is punching wrong?
>>7373701
no thanks. i would rather drink punch.

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Great, /sug/ broke me. I just spent the past hour in the shower jerking off to the thought of worshipping Pearl's 18-incher. I hope you guys are happy.

>>7373709
can we be friends

>>7373733
punch friends?

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>>7373633
Do you think the other Lapises bullied ours?

>>7373738
yes punch friends

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>>7373723
We are very proud of you

>>7373745
we are punch friends

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>>7373648
>>7373662
>>7373668
>>7373700
>>7373701
>>7373706
>>7373709
>>7373733
>>7373738
>>7373745
Lapis is for lightly petting

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>>7373706
So is abuse.
>>7373709
It's abuse.

>>7373753
cool

>>7373424
Well, that'll do.

>>7373737

>>7373756
lapis is for punching.
>>7373764
no, it's punching.

>>7373723
kys

>>7373772
lapis would lose to us

>>7373740
Our Lapis WAS the bully, anon. Must have been hard for other Lapises, with their non-back placed gems. She would have made fun of them all the time.

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>>7373772
Your Lapis doesn't like it when you punch her.

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>>7373740
Yes, I believe they bullied her because she was shy and was the strongest, and I DEMAND they APOLOGIZE to Lapis.

>>7373801
i have seen the error of my ways.
i will instead kick lapis.

>>7373813
i will punch lapis

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>>7373801
>punch

>>7373772
>>7373815
Physical violence of any kind is abuse.

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>>7373799
The majority of Lapises do not have back gems. They ganged up on and bullied our Lapis for being more perfect until she became quiet and cowardly. They need to apologize.

>>7373837
soo mma is abuse

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>>7373815
>>7373825
You don't deserve your our Lapis.

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>>7373723
And the best part is, it's entirely canon!

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>>7373837
>>7373868
okay. i will go back to punching lapis. it is better this way.

>>7373868
*own

>>7373855
non-consensual violence is abuse

>>7373881
DUDE SAME

>>7373888
you are a waste of space