/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Road Trip Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Full bomb released by CN itself! Episodes 11 to 15
Direct/Torrent: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Marebucks: Starting from https://marebucks.com/sun/112
Dailymotion (480p): http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4rwl8
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
Gems should get gold stars for managing not kill everything
>>7364796
Peridot is a lay low killer though.
>>7364845
She didn't kill anyone, She just tried.
Here we go.
>>7364892
havent seen you here for a long time
>>7364991
I've been pretty busy lately, Sorry I was gone long enough for you to notice
>>7364991
That's great and all, but when does Jasper fuck the Lapphire fusion?
Which Pearl would make the most comforting mother for Steven?
>>7365007
I can't imagine Blue being a mother. Caring, for sure, but what about teaching stuff?
And Yellow looks like she could teach shit, but she lacks the empathy.
If we give them several thousand years of experience, however, it varies.
>>7365007
which poil would give the best S U C C
>>7365032
Blue
"I'll show you what these fangs are for... Rose."
>>7365071
remove the fangs and thats a bretty gud jasper
Just imagine what could have been if they diddn't go the meep morp barn meme dorito route
Remember to eat breakfast.
>>7358163
kill yourself
Lapis committing sudoku in front of Steven, when?
>>7365304
You mean seppuku billy.
This is a weeb site.
>>7365314
the ol' double bait
>>7365323
I'd try a triple bait I could do so and survive.
>>7365304
you sucking dick in front of your mom, when?
>>7358669
kill yourself
>>7359200
kill yourself
>>7365353
Did you seriously forget the fucking image
Blue is a shite colour
>>7365433
the image won't upload for whatever reason
>>7365433
Probably wasn't him. Most likely an anti-lapidot post.
>>7365473
>for you
Apparently Lapis was kidnapped and Peridot has to save her by playing earthbound.
>>7365484
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
>>7365480
BANE?
>>7365490
Maybe... maybe it's foreshadowing something bigger.
>>7365484
THE NEXT EPISODE IS ALREADY LEAKING GUYS
H O L Y S H I T
So when's the next episode?
>>7365608
Apparently Lapis was digging through trash for materials to make a Meep Morp for Steven before she was kidnapped.
>>7365709
KEEP GOING
>>7365747
So Peridot didn't know that... and was confronted by Veggie Head(The Pumpkin Dog), and she is lead to the corn maze where a wild goose chase happens and she fights cows.
>>7365754
DON'T STOP
>>7365760
I've only been given so much info!
Anyway.
Peridot finds out that Lapis is missing and grabs a bunch of nails and other metal objects as she goes off to save her best friend.
when's the new episode?
>>7365767
DOES SHE WIN?
>>7365791
Yes!
>>7365792
H O L Y S H I T
WHEN DOES THIS EPISODE AIR
>>7365797
March 3rd 2017
>>7365803
WHAT'S IT CALLED
>>7365806
Err... wrong one... it's actually.
The Rescue
>>7365813
WHO IS SHE KIDNAPPED BY
>>7365820
Someone who's name starts with R and ends with a vowel.
>>7365826
HOW DOES A GEM GET KIDNAPPED
fuck you guys
>>7365830
I've disclosed all I could... Sucrose will probably off me for this.
>>7365839
WAIT ANSWER THIS
IS PERIDOT WITH JUST STEVEN OR SOMEONE ELSE
>>7365826
>Not Peridot, but Lapis is the one kidnapped by Ronaldo
>>7365826
ROSE?!
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>>7365846
Steven is there... it's his show.
Garnet is also there.
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>>7365866
IS THIS A MULTI-PART BOMB
”Who do you belong to?”
>Pearl felt a single tear roll down her eye as she looked at Steven.
>He was still there for the most part, except gone were his colourful shirts and attitude.
>Instead replaced with loose black pants, and a black shirt with a single white kite on the front.
>His eyes, had turned from their rich chocolatey brown to pure, brilliant white. Their shape from a human circle, to a cold diamond square.
“Are you deformed? Who do you belong to?”
>Pearl looked back to see Garnet, attempting to comfort her by resting a hand on her shoulder.
>Amethyst was doing her best to control herself, but a steady stream, of tears fell down both cheeks.
>“I’m… sorry ste-man.”
“I will report this to your owner, your lack of cooperation is insufferable. You amethyst, cease her!”
>Pearl felt a pain in her chest as she watched Steven, her steven turned into a drone for white diamond.
>>7365878
No... it's a 22 minute special!
'
.
>>7365882
H O L Y S H I T
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>>7365871
>>7365880
>>7365826
i can't believe rose kidnapped lapis
>>7365898
faggot
>>7365909
It could also be Ronaldo, Rupphire, or sometimes Ruby.
>>7365918
i can't believe ruby kidnapped lapis
'
I fucking hate you /sug/
Draw request?
>>7365946
i hecking love you
/sug/
>>7365952
The episode that was described above.
Post gore, please.
>>7365871
kill yourself
also it was a leak problem on chrome, since it's been playing youtube videos at 2x speed for 58 hours now
How do you make a Jasperfag fall for you?
>>7366002
Push 'em down a hole.
>>7365994
> didn't work the first
> does it again
faggin' it up, right there
>>7365984
how many dick pictures to you have saved,indexer?
>>7366022
ha
>>7366022
Or scoop slam them.
>>7366037
I can't post the same image in the same thread in two different posts
I mean, I COULD but that's beyond the point
>>7360041
kill yourself
>>7360089
kill yourself
>>7365952
Pearl drawn like Raiden.
>>7366126
>>7366093
> that's beyond the point
> the point
There's a point to what you do?
>>7366144
sure
else you wouldn't be here arguing about it
fug
>>7366153
> arguing
You're getting paranoid, man.
>>7366162
i don't care about politics but it sucks when someone uses other people's works to their own ideals
Will you post sad comics? I want to feel like shit.
>>7366193
The crew would be happy to see their work being used like this. Fuckin' hippies.
>>7365952
Greg fucking Sapphire
>>7365609
the 30th of january, its gonna be a 5 episode bomb. arent you hyped, anon?
>>7365952
More Lapis tities
>>7365952
Peridot on a sit and spin
>>7366226
i don't have sad comics,the only comic i have is this
>>7366226
>>7366498
ugh this is so sappy i think im gonna throw up
>>7366524
Thankfully, I like sappy till nausea tier stuff/
>>7366573
delet this
>>7366573
Will the artist do more? Ruby and Sapphire?
>>7363994
kill yourself
>>7366594
It's almost as if no one cares about your image posts.
>>7364528
kill yourself
>>7366615
>indexer so desperate he'll respond to himself
I haven't been here for a long time.
When did the indexer come and why is he wasting his time finding hi-res pics for other people?
Or you could answer that by yourself.
<3
<3
<3
<3
No safer place in all the world,
No better place to rest.
No calmer harbor can be found
Than that of Jasper's breast.
No poetry brings it justice
No rhyme or ancient verse
One word only can love describe
Love, that is, to nurse.
>Formula is a cheap tactic to make weak babies inorganically stronger!
>>7366615
Don't listen to them indexer, you're my secret waifu
>>7364625
kill yourself
If dubs /sug/ becomes /Peridot/
>Lion is Pink Diamond
>Rose is Pink Diamond
Which one is it?
>>7366667
>
>>7366667
Damn that was close, but Satan didn't feel like it in the end.
>>7366643
He said once that it was to force people to post high-res. He's been at it for years and doesn't care that it's not working.
>>7364694
kill yourself
>>7364754
kill yourself
>>7366667
If dubs /sug/ becomes /Steven Universe General/
>>7366678
>66666
>quint satan
>on a tlh thread
do i need to say more
>>7366697
if dubs /sug/ becomes /tlhg/
>>7366697
If dubs /sug/ leaves forever.
I claim these doubles for Homeworld.
>>7366681
>not working
people that can't deal with his shit have left long ago, those left don't really care much and those who are actively calling him out on his bullshit are just as annoying as him, especially those posting tiny ass pics that just take up space in the thread for no good reason
I don't care it's not working, it's still annoying, as much as people just [s4s]ing it up right now
>>7366719
Jasper is too big
>>7366719
homeworld fags btfo
>>7366697
If dubs every general becomes /sug/
If dubs the last two digits on my post number are the same
If dubs Peridot gets new limb enhancers.
>>7366765
if dubs the last two digits on my post number are different
Anyone else attracted to smelly Indian moms? I am for some reason.
if dubs I become god
>>7366779
Thank you venn.
Also if singles Lapis will be punished for her actions.
>>7366723
Do what I'm doing: leave. Things might get better when there's an episode, but it's a retard rodeo for the time being.
>>7366776
tfw the only reason people pay for your patreon is because you draw porn of a show aimed at little kids
If sextups then I've made history.
><3
><3
><3
><3
Surrendering to
the moment of your hunger;
Quartz child at my breast.
Sweet, milky giggles
Steven’s trusting eyes look up
Forging bonds that last.
The smell of your skin
Cuddling you into my chest
Let the Gem Milk flow
>>7366799
Anyone got that screen cap of the Jasper breastfeeding green?
>>7366794
FUCK off. There is literally nothing wrong with her art. It's actually quite superb.
Reminder not to reply to bait
>>7366824
hey, i never said her art is bad, you blind moron
>>7366788
There have been FIVE episodes
FIVE
And it's back to lackluster discussion and retards having their field day in every thread
When they "air" in a week or so it's gonna be back to this parade not even 24 hours after it, and then it's gonna get even worse as it approaches the new episodes, because from there on we'll know if it's another five months hiatus or not
This is not just indexer, but he's a major offender, much like the people responding to their own posts like
>>7366776
>>7366794
>>7366824
>>7366837
and these fuckers that keep doing their thing for multiple threads
>>7366644
>>7366799
It is not gonna end come february. It's never gonna end
>>7366824
fuck off faggot
>>7366858
oh boy, sounds like someone missed their nap time
Post lewd Lapiven
What if this happened in the flashback?
>Jaspe has been lactating this whole time
>the burning room is now flooded with milk
>Connie tried to help but ended up drowning
>Steven now needs a new girlfriend
>Jasper is an available prime quartz specimen
>>7366858
These threads will suck, but bitching will never help. Keep it ON-TOPIC is all I ask!
>>7366886
It is symbolic that lapis was a slut, but is now settling down with Steven!
>>7366893
Steven drinks untill he falls asleep.
>>7366909
How? It makes you FEEL better?
>>7366858
Leave for good. No good discussions, peasant-tier images, reposts, and fetish porn. Unless you want that, why stay?
What is it like being trapped in a fusion?
>>7366909
sounds like youre implying that when the show airs regularly these threads arent completely useless. which they are.
GUYS PEARL IS REAL!
>>7366962
that looks like a dog with a hat
>>7366615
>>7366159
>>7366162
Absolutely Cancerous
>>7367204
How the fuck is it cancerous? This whole show is literally made for the people who are against Trump.
>>7367204
kys, deadhomefag
Jesus this place is dead.
What happened to all our regulars?
>>7367332
all dead
>>7367371
Trump's death squads move fast
>>7365211
Peridot and Lapis living in the barn made perfect sense. Lapis still hated Earth and Peridot had just learned why not to hate Earth. Being away from the CGs allowed Peridot to help Lapis unwind and come to view the CGs less as enemies.
I can't really see how it would have played out differently unless they pushed Malachite out of the picture for even longer.
>>7367371
Didn't Merchant Anon post something on Friday? Maybe he survived by cutting a deal with him.
>>7367306
This show is made for adolescent girls, not necessarily ones that are ineffectively lashing out against a society they don't understand.
>>7366566
Artist?
>>7367456
>unless they pushed Malachite out of the picture for even longer.
Would have been great, no need for a forced resolution and Lapis could get her own arc instead of being awkwardly written out at the moment her character most needed development.
>>7367456
>come to view the CGs less as enemies
It didn't sound like she'd made any progress with that in Gem Harvest.
>>7367468
The only people left are indexer, merchant anon ,the art_by guy and that guy that makes the mspaint-style comics
Are they all part of the death squads? Are they the inside-men?
>>7367602
Indexer is Italian and the death squads haven't started their renditions yet. They're still focused on the US right now. So he should be safe for the time being.
>>7367611
I'm italian, doesn't mean I'm always in Italy at all times
>>7367602
Merchant Anon is in SoCal, so there's a chance that Trump might go after him personally.
Also, did he ever post his new pins?
>>7367642
Good, maybe they'll get you sooner then.
back on topic, you can practically smell the white guilt coming off of this guy
>>7367551
It seems like Sucrose is purposely keeping her a mysterious and unknown factor until some big moment happens, kinda like with Garnet and Jailbreak. Maybe it'll have the reverse effect and instead of a walking meme she turns into a better character.
>>7367659
She's already a walking meme at this point.
>>7367657
>if you're an ((((((((ally))))))))
jesus christ matt
>>7367666
Exactly, and then after her song she will become the best character, unlike Garnet who became a walking meme.
>>7367685
Or she'll become an even bigger meme. Just look at Peridot, she was practically a walking meme even before becoming a gremlin, and then after her redemption she's become the gold standard of meme characters.
>>7367657
More like doormatt am I right
Post fake leaks
>>7367742
>>7367763
GUYS
>>7367699
I don't know how she could possibly become more of a meme, she can only go up.
>>7367786
>I don't know how she could possibly become more of a meme
It's not wise to tempt fate like that.
Post yfw your favorite gem dies saving Steven
>>7367812
Nope, I would quit the show. Fuck Steven. He's not worth a Lapis.
>>7367833
Will you shut the fuck up already
>>7367833
>I would quit the show.
Just like the other twenty times you've said that?
>>7367800
Okay but she can't become as big of a meme as Peridot.
>>7367657
UGGHGHHHHHHHH I hate these people
Please post the comic of Amber crying I need to show my brother!
>>7367948
I bet your brother is a big faggot that sucks your dad's cock.
>>7367657
>listen first
>unless they're saying something you disagree with, then shout at them that they're racists or something
>>7367966
Why are you so gay!
>>7367742
The Peridot and Lapis Lazuli POPs will have chase variants, chase Peridot will feature her wearing her bow tie she and chase Lapis Lazuli will be her "cracked" appearance from Mirror Gem. Expect them to for $60-$80'on the resale market.
>>7367812
Here's what the shatterer would look like.
>>7368037
They'll probably make a cracked variant, I'd get one.
>>7368065
Chase POPs are incredibly difficult to get, the only way you're guaranteed to get one is by ordering a case for yourself.
>>7367812
I probably wouldn't leave my bed for a week if Lappy got killed-off.
>>7368143
>a week with at least one less lapisfag
I hope this happens.
I hope Peridoodle is okay.
>>7367910
Has this site forgotten what memes actually are? if you find Peridot annoying, how does that make her a meme?
>>7368147
i hope you kys
>>7367657
>Matt
>Amber
>Zuke
>Becky
Are there ANY more SJWs in the crewniverse I should know about?
>>7368340
literally all of them
>>7368340
Becky isn't that bad, despite the fans constantly asking her about the progressive nature of her show, she responds quite reasonably.
tough runt
>just want Homeworld to complete the colony
>Diamonds won't have it because they're pissed at Rose
Is this where Pearls get their salt from?
>>7368465
WHY
>>7368509
I want the Pearls to be left behind after the abduction arc and Steven has to look after them
>>7368465
LOL
>>7368340
most of them, and even those that aren't have to act like it or risk getting jumped by amber
Explain this watery-breast milk poster. Now what?
>>7368619
She still has another breast.
I HOPE BECKY IS HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!
>>7368619
She can store all the milk in her gem until she can gush it out into my mouth.
>>7367812
>>7368639
shes surrounded by whining cunts, hard to have a good day like that
>>7368655
Please do not bully the crewniverse!!!
Post Amethyst.
>>7368666
calm down satan, sometimes people need to be put in their place otherwise they start getting drunk on their own words
>>7368672
Tied for best gem with Ste-man
>>7368509
kill yourself
>Wake up
>Look up
>Realize you're on a beach
>Sit up
>Look around
>To your right is a small town
>Right behind you is a large cliff
>To the left, more beach
What do, /sug/?
>>7368773
Head to the small town. is this a CYOA?
>>7368773
Wake up
>>7368639
i hope becky meets sam hyde and he levels with her that he respects her for her talent but hates the politics
>>7368784
grab a brush and put a little make-up
>>7368773
Sprint as fast as I can to my waifu and try to enjoy as much time with her as I can before I am torn away from this paradise and cast back into this miserable reality.
I would try to hold her hand or cuddle with her if only for a moment.
>>7368810
the beatles have always sucked
>>7368773
Check myself, am I in regular clothes?
Am I missing any organs?
Do I have my phone?
>>7368777
>is this a CYOA?
Sure.
>You manage to get up on your feet
>Your feet hurt
>A lot
>Still, you walk through the pain
>You arrive at the boardwalk
>It seems empty
What now?
>>7368619
>>7368876
kill myself immediately
>>7368876
>>7368841
You are in regular clothes, yes.
So far you don't seem to be missing any organs, although you do feel pretty weak.
You check your pocket. No phone.
>>7368887
You attempt to commit suicide, only to realize you do not have a noose, gun or knife handy, and your feet hurt too much to try to wade into the ocean.
>>7368876
Masturbate
>>7366886
>>7368773
jump off the cliff
>>7368883
this is good
now delete your life
>>7368958
>>7368923
You decide to pleasure yourself on the sidewalk. Your arms hurt a bit, but you power through it and eventually manage to get it on. As you enter your vinegar strokes, however, you look to your right, and notice two youths, a nu-male and a fat midget, staring at you through the glass.
What now?
>>7368883
I had a chuckle.
>>7368990
Continue while staring at them and licking your lips.
>>7368890
Try to stand up and get a look around, maybe someone can help me out.
>>7369003
You continue to pleasure yourself while maintaining strict eye contact with the youths. After a few seconds, you ejaculate, white semen painting their window to their abject horror.
Your legs buckle from under you, and you fall down onto the hard wood.
Everything hurts.
What now?
>>7369067
Bash my head against the glass until it breaks, then slit my wrists with the shards, tackling the nu-male before dying to traumatise him for life.
>>7369067
Ask them for a towel, or at least see if I can open the glass
This isn't exactly related to SU, but my noscript just block something called vindicosuite on youtube, it looked like an overlay on the video. I looked it up and apparently it's some form of SQL injection malware.
Be careful on youtube at the moment, I don't want you guys getting computer aids.
>>7369112
You try to bash your head against the glass, but can only sit up before collapsing onto it from exhaustion.
Some of your jism ends up on your left cheek.
>>7369122
You stare at the horrified youths, clear your throat, and begin to speak.
"You guys got a towel or sumthin'"?
The midget goes into the back, while the nu-male just stands there in utter shock.
The midget comes back, bringing you a small white towel.
What now?
>>7369148
Okay Kira.
i hope my power doesnt get fucked bc of this storm
>>7369160
this looks like scribble, is he posting new stuff on his nsfw blog?
>>7369168
Clean my come up, then rub it all in the midges face while walking to somewhere else interesting.
>>7369200
>storm
better stock up on ramen anon
>>7369207
He posted it here
>>7369232
>That cute picture.
Is it too much to ask, for an AU mom swap, where Peri, Lapis and Jasper are the Crystal Gems
>>7369246
Sugar HATES good filler episodes. She put a stop to it by S2.
I want to dieee
>>7369231
You grab the towel, cleaning all the jism off of your face.
You then slap the midget, rubbing the jizz-covered towel in her face.
She promptly beats the shit out of you, with the nu-male snapping out of it and joining in soon enough.
You feel something rupture within you.
You die.
>>7369269
"Do you like Steven and the Stevens?"
>>7369269
Actions speak louder than words. You know what to do.
>>7367812
Show needs something to fucking happen
>>7369272
that's all ive ever wanted
>>7369299
No, they're a bit too new-wave for my taste.
I'd you could get the voice actors to say anything who would you get to say what
>>7369370
Steven's
"No, Anon... What are you doing? Stop..."
>>7369370
Fuck
>>7368465
Is this porn?
>>7369370
I'd have Kimberly Brooks reenact this:
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Jasper-Goes-Native-Steven-Universe-18
>>7368465
>Gems bleeding
It's like you've never watched SU.
>>7369299
Its Lapis's favourite ep.
Its her excuse to draw so much Steven on Steven art.
>>7369418
it's like you think a gorefag cares
>>7369370
I'd have Sappphire say the navy seal copypasta
>>7369241
That helicopter dick still makes me laugh.
>>7369438
how original
>>7369370
Jasper: " Rip and tear!"
>>7369424
>In the Steven Universe, UNIVERSE. Lapis is actually Shadman.
>She has inordinate amounts of Steven drawings
>Her and Pearl trad sometimes.
>>7368672
All I want is a cute mischievous chubby girl who will sit on my face and get wasted with me
>>7369370
I would get lapis's voice actor to say " god I fucking hate niggers"
>>7369418
just for you <3
>>7369490
Disgusting
>>7369418
>>7369505
policing art is fun isnt it
>>7369370
Replace all of his lion/monster grunts with his lines from The Clone Wars.
>>7369370
I'd ask her to sing Barbie girl adding - i hate you all you fucking dykes- at the end
>>7369514
Yes it is
Now stop posting your shit here
>>7369539
>people are actually like this
>>7369539
kys cuck
>>7369539
How about you stop posting
>>7369592
go back to tlhg
>>7369592
Stop posting.
>>7369592
kys cuck
>>7369370
i would have them all say 'there are only two genders' simultaneously, record it and put spam zukes blog with it
>>7369634
>not lapis saying peridot is her best friend
>>7369650
thats good too, but my idea has more potential for reuseability
>>7364789
>http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4rwl8
This channel is empty. What kind of scam are you running here ?
Since there is no being inside of Steven's gem, what if in his sadness he created a "Ghost" Quartz. that resided in his gem, that he could see and talk to.
In such a theatrical situation would it be his mother, or someone else? What would the others think of him "talking to himself"
>>7369731
vids got taken down probably
Which one are you /sug/
>>7369770
>Aligning yourself with LEFT/RIGHT ideological trash, instead of just taking the better parts of them.
>>7369770
I'm lilac
>>7369770
i don't know what this is
>>7369770
Wumbo
>>7369770
what the fuck is a close up of the guys face supposed to mean
>>7369770
all of the above
>>7369807
>implying that I didn't just want to grace you guys with this great NFKRZ meme
>>7367812
Wait a minute
Can Steven die saving himself?
>>7369858
t. libertarian right
IT'S
>>7369741
You mean a stand?
>>7369915
Yes.
>>7369939
So the zoomen were an allegory for liberals, right?
/sug/ I need your help I just raped Steven!
I dont know what came over me but he was tempting me so badly and I just raped him right there and then
What do I do? please help!
>>7370019
kys
>>7370019
Make him suck ur dick
>>7369464
>Just Like Shadman and his mother, Lapis did a lewd picture of Steven and gave it to him.
Somebody needs to stop her.
>>7370039
kys
>>7370016
Yes. And the zoo is an allegory for safe spaces.
>>7370019
Don't stop now.
a tall green thing hugged me yesterday
>>7370089
kys
>>7370089
Was it a tree?
>>7369741
kill yourself
this pearl fucker needs to be stopped
>>7370121
I disagree
>>7370121
Give them a new gem to fuck.
>>7370089
>>7370101
>>7370179
do you draw anything other than these peri doodles im curious
>>7370179
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
>>7370191
I mean... I try to.
>>7370016
No, you dumbfuck.
>>7370102
i think?
it kinda looked like me but with-
>>7370179
hey! stop that please!
>>7370235
aw its cute!
>>7370244
>Peridoodle is smol
I can't really talk shit though, but damn.
>>7370204
>>7370244
>>7370244
Stay alive!
>>7370262
You're too kind.
That is actually IHE drawn in Steven Universe style (by me obviously).
>>7370270
GOOD
>>7370270
rest in piss
>>7370307
>>7370270
nooo
oh well
dot, put it with the others
>>7370342
kys as well
>>7370307
Jasper has really pretty eyes.
I'm going to make a Peridoodle wiki
>>7370354
STARE INTO THEM FOR A WHILE
>>7370342
Hey /sug/ What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haT1VMKZ_cI
Also drawing stuff, so give me non-lewd requests...
i-if you want...
>>7370051
>Lapis smiles at Steven "I got a gift for you you my little quartz
>Steven smiles and his eyes brighten up "Wow a gift for me? your so cool Lapis!
>Lapis then hands him a box and which he opens up
>Suddenly Stevens happy smiles vanishes and is replaced with pure shock and embarrassment as he says what his gift is.
>Inside were tons of pictures of him doing lewd things, some of them were of him masturbating having sex with gems or the people of beach city, some of them had Steven being raped, and a lot also strangely included Steven having sex with clones of himself.
>Steven looked up at Lapis his face was bright red with shame while Lapis had a gleaming smile on her face.
>Steven could only say "B-but why?
>Lapis bent down to Stevens hight and said "Because I love you Steven."
>She then planted a little kiss on his forehead and then walked away with a bright smile on her face.
>>7370019
Stop creating Tulpas
>>7370388
I love me some Bowie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
>>7369939
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS-S-S-s
>>7370039
>>7370376
*pop*
>>7370388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56eyqSXO3XA
Can you hurt a tulpa, or can you be hurt by one?
18 INCHES?
>>7370435
This story sucks and I want a refund
>>7370467
4 at best
>>7370467
kys
>>7370467
Now that I look at her, Pearl looks trans.
>>7370394
I like short, sharp and sweet Greentexts like this.
>>7370484
Should of been born in a better country.
Is Peridoodley one guy or what
>>7370507
>>7370520
Peridoodley is an experience.
>>7370435
then peridoc was best ship
they lived happily ever after
the end
I'll take the first THREE requests, and do them on stream tomorrow. Then I'm done until the after Feb episode I think.
>>7370567
Peridot x Doc Ruby
Peridoc.
What does Steven's flesh taste like?
>>7370567
Jasper holding Sapphire and Lapis
>>7370567
Amedot
>>7370567
bloople cooking for Steven
>>7370601
It does not have to be lewd.
>>7370484
>Moonrune Classical
It's a well known symphonic piece. The moon runes just mean it's a Japanese ensemble playing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nLHyU6I3E
This one is actually a Japanese work also played by the same Japanese Ensemble
Why is Pearl drawn with a bulge?
>>7370601
Yay!
>>7370601
it's ok anon you get to make 3 people happy
>>7370618
>>7370618
Because you're a retard
>>7370618
Why is Pearl drawn with a butt?
What sort of things would you do to a tubby Jasper?
>>7370579
Shit I shouldn't want to but know I want to write a green text about a gem like Lapis or Pearl cannibalisticly eating Steven like something out of Hannibal but in a loving way.
>>7370618
CANON
>>7370618
PUFFY
>>7370654
I second this, Canibal gems when?
>>7370626
Alright I'll add yours too.
>>7370626
really dude dont be a fucking baby
>>7370647
>Jasper
>Anything other than Swole
Never. Ever.
>Steven groggily woke up to a beautiful voice telling him to wake up.
>He slowly opened his eyes. Jasper? But she was dead, right?
>"Jasper? I thought you were dead." Steven let slip out.
>Jasper smirked, and then her face softened into a smile. "I couldn't stop thinking of you, Rose. Something about you is different. I don't understand what it is, but I just... want you now."
>"I-I'm not-" Steven was interrupted with a kiss. He was going to pull away, but didn't. He didn't want to. He closed his eyes, enjoying the taste of Jasper.
>Jasper ended the kiss. A strand of their saliva connected their lips like a cord connecting an appliance to the outlet. Unlike an appliance, Steven felt himself come to his senses once the cord broke.
>Jasper stood up, and with a flick of her wrist, bared everything for Steven. The stripes were not just on her face and arms.
>She got onto Steven's bed. The fact that the bedframe didn't snap under her was a miracle of Swedish engineering. She spread her legs for Steven. He'd never seen a vagina in real life before, and he never expected his first to be Jasper's.
>Her pussy was glistening under the light of the moon. A stripe went across her slit. Her carpet matched her drapes.
>Steven stared for what felt like years, until Jasper broke his concentration. "Well, Rose? Are you gonna fuck me or not."
>He obliged. Removing his pajamas, the Mudercock Mk II stood proudly, even impressing the mighty Jasper. He felt like he could shatter Pink Diamond with his cock.
>Wasting no time, he put it in. He let Jasper's soft walls envelop him. Back, forth, back, forth. Jasper put her hips to work, resisting the motion of Steven's penis, but ultimately complimenting it.
>Steven never relented. He kept going until he felt that he was about to cum. "I need to pull out" he thought to himself. "Fuck it" he also thought, and then filled the super soldier with his seed.
>Steven snapped awake, a sticky feeling in his pants.
>God damnit.
>>7370723
>Steven sat on the washing machine as his pajamas spun around in the soapy water.
>His mind was still on Jasper. Why was he dreaming of her, of all people?
>She held them captive. She made Lapis fuse with her. She tried to shatter Amethyst. She's horrible. Did that make him horrible for wanting to fuck her?
>Amethyst warped in. "Hey Steven. Whattcha up to?"
>"Nothing much." He couldn't tell Amethyst about his dream. He couldn't tell anyone. He's taking this secret to his grave. "I'm just washing my pajamas."
>"What, did you jizz yourself last night?" Amethyst asked like a fucking asshole.
>Steven didn't say anything, but his face told Amethyst more than enough.
>"Oh, shit! I was just kidding!" Amethyst laughed. "So who was it about? Connie?" Steven should've said yes right then, but he didn't.
>"Was it... Lapis?" "No." "Peridot?" "No." These guesses were only getting worse.
>"I-it wasn't me, was it?"
>Steven was weighing his options for what felt like decades when Garnet warped in. "Amethyst, we're leaving."
>"Where are you going?" Steven asked.
>"We're going to the whatever temple to retrieve some artifact that won't be relevant ever again." Garnet answered, in more or less those words. "You can come with if you want."
>Steven shook his head. "Not today. I'm busy doing laundry."
>Garnet smiled. "Alright. Let's go Amethyst."
>"See ya later, Stevio!" Amethyst said as she moonwalked into the warp pad.
>"Oh, and Steven..." Garnet said before leaving.
>"Yeah?" Steven smiled.
>"Sleep with a tissue in your pants tonight. There's another mess in your future."
Benis
>>7370666
PENIS
>>7370739
>Steven sat down in the boiling room.
>He stared at the purple sphere floating in front of him.
>He wanted to pop it so much. His problem has only gotten worse.
>He's been having wet Jasper dreams every night for months.
>They've done everything. Every position, in every place, in every hole.
>Steven wasn't even worried about the dreams anymore. All of the Gems knew about them, but not that they were about Jasper.
>He was starting to look forward to his nightly "visits" with Jasper. He started going to bed earlier every night.
>What struck him as odd was last night. Jasper called him Steven, instead of Rose.
>Was she experiencing his dreams with him? He wanted to ask her, but couldn't. Or could he?
>He let Jasper's bubble float back up to the top.
>He went to bed and quickly let himself drift off to sleep.
>Jasper was sitting on his bed, nude, eyeing him lustfully.
>She looked ready to pounce, but Steven interrupted. "Jasper, are you real? Or just a dream?"
>That stopped her. "I thought YOU were a dream..."
>"I've been entering your mind... and fucking you?"
>The two of them stared at each other for what felt like centuries.
>Neither of them knew how to react to this new development.
>Jasper spoke up "I'd understand if this meant you wanted to stop."
>"I don't want to stop. It's just that this got a lot harder to explain to the Gems."
>"Do you need to tell them anything about this?"
>"Well, the Gems always tell me everything."
>There was a pause.
>"Actually, fuck it. I'm not telling them shit."
>>7370757
>>7370758
>Steven and Jasper looked out over the sunset in the canyon.
>"Do you ever want to go back? Get out of that bubble?"
>"Of course. But you're right here, so it's not like I need to get out."
>"But there's so much else I want to do with you. Show you around Beach City, introduce you to my friends. Earth is where you came from. Don't you want to see it with your real eyes?"
>Jasper looked at the imaginary sun, and back down to Steven. She smiled. "Let's do it."
>Steven could barely contain himself. He stood up in Jasper's lap and turned to face her. "I'll let you out as soon as I wake up! I promise!"
>Jasper frowned. "But... the Crystal Gems. Won't they know something is up?"
>Steven fell back down. "That's right..."
>They sat there coming up with ideas for what felt like galactic years, until they finally had a plan.
>"So as soon as I unbubble you, you keep pretending to be an enemy."
>"And then the Gems will threaten me and I'll pretend to be scared."
>"And then you'll surrender, and you can live quietly on the outside! It's foolproof!"
>They both smiled.
>They kissed. Steven winked at Jasper. "Catch you on the flip side."
>Steven woke up. "What a beautiful day," he thought, "Time to make my waifu real again."
>>7370388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9GRiQ-AlrQ
/r/ gem + glowsticks
>>7370773
>Steven, Garnet, Pearl, Peridot, and Lapis were standing out on the beach. Amethyst stepped out with her bubble. "Are you sure about this, Ste-man?"
>Steven had continued his nightly excursions into Jasper's mind, although the Gems didn't know.
>Most nights, they didn't even have sex anymore. They just talked.
>Steven was in lust with Jasper since before he even started entering her dreams, but now, it was something more.
>Love.
>Steven knew it wouldn't be easy to convince the Gems that Jasper had changed, but he had a plan nonetheless.
>Amethyst, give me the bubble."
>She handed it over. The Gems got into position as Steven popped the bubble.
>He caught Jasper's gem in his hand and kissed it.
>Steven stood back and let Jasper reform.
>Jasper fell to the ground, and dragged herself up. She looked around and glared at Steven. "Rose... You..." She summoned her helmet and started to walk towards Steven, fists clenched and eyes bloodshot.
>Lapis made a massive water fist.
>Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl formed Alexandrite.
>Peridot stood there menacingly.
>"Listen here." Alexandrite told Jasper. "Steven decided to free you out of the kindness of his heart. You're gonna behave, and you're not gonna hurt a hair on his head. If you do, you'll have to answer to us."
>Jasper responded with dead silence. She stood there looking between the Gems for what felt like millennia until she nodded in defeat.
>Alexandrite fell apart. The water returned to the ocean. Peridot stopped.
>"Well, that settles that." Garnet patted Jasper on the back. "Welcome to Earth."
>Everyone left so as not to mess with Steven's funky flow.
>The pair of Quartzes waited until all of the Gems were out of earshot.
>"Wow." Steven said. "Nice job. You almost had me fooled for a second."
>>7370773
Nice ending, here is your (you)
>>7370654
I was going to make a necrophilia/cannibalism Pearlven fic, but had to give up partway through due to sickness.
The funny part about this is he's not even using original images.
>>7370742
Benis?
>>7370757
>>7370860
>>7370794
Steven falling in love with Jasper us a nice touch. I wonder how Else would feel about that though?
>>7370891
Rose*
"Come to think of it. I can't remember the last time Anon was happy."
>>7370723
>>7370739
>>7370758
>>7370773
>>7370794
Make this canon
>>7370891
I think Rose would be happy that Steven found love. Especially with a Gem, and especially with a Homeworld Gem, since he's supposed to be the bridge between worlds and all.
>>7370918
It was only like a week ago, you stupid Pearl. This is why you're better suited to opening doors and holding stuff.
>>7370934
That is the sweetest thing I've read today, thank you, Anon.
>>7370673
you really don't have to do mine if you don't want to
sorry if you took my sincere good will as rudeness
>>7370918
"Anon, me and Ste-man have been worried about you. You've been so distant the last week. Come on, you can tell your best bud Ammy right?"
>>7370388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MpKP9b_NJQ
>>7371051
stop
>>7370388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ehSeYOr51E
>>7370783
Shit, I dunno how to do lighting and stuff on this program. I'm new to it
I find this one kind of cute for some reason.
>>7371122
kill yourself
>>7371180
It's pretty cute, not gonna lie.
>>7371180
I'll take the spiderman thread thumbnail spam over this shit
>>7371180
>Messy hair (based on storyboard art)
UP
>>7371180
I looked at the tumblr and HO-HO-HO-HOOOLYYY SHIT ITS BAD
>>7371180
It's how dead inside she looks, you can't help but emphatize.
Also, that is not chub, that is obesity.
What's your favorite pokemon?
Mine is Dusknoir.
>>7371180
Do these bright freckles make anyone else want to puke? Smoky's have the same effect
>>7371196
Do it bitch, you won't.
>>7371214
Growlithe
>>7368902
Embrace the slow coming of death
>>7371214
Imagine being vored by his belly mouth
>>7371183
Indexer that not nice you could hurt someone's feelings.
>>7371214
I pronounced it "Ho-Ho" when I was little
>>7371239
good choice
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is my favorite game.
>>7371214
whimsacott
>>7371180
You know I have no problem with this she's chubby but cute which I like.
What I dont get is there obsession to make Lapis ugly as sin.
I can like a fat character if there cute but why make a character who's ugly?
And this begs the bigger question if these fucks can make a cute fat Lapis then why not do that and no make Lapis ugly as shit if you can make cute stuff why go out of your way to make ugly shit instead?
>>7371233
I like Lapis with freckles, but I do think the artist overdid it
>>7371214
Crobat actually.
>>7371214
Treecko
>>7371263
I don't mind freckles, I just think the color is off-putting.
>>7371214
Absol cuase I'm edgy but not
>>7371180
its cute bc this artist actually knows how to draw
>>7371264
one of those things is not like the others
>>7371273
It's because lapis lazuli in real life tends to have flecks of pyrite in it.
It also makes her design a little more interesting than her just being all blue.
>>7371296
Resident Evil 4
>>7371296
Monster Hunter or Silent Hill series
>>7371296
Both of these
>>7371214
Tough choice between Gengar and Heracross.
>>7371296
Rose.
>>7371311
Actual Lapis Lazuli dissolves in water
>>7371296
tie between bloodborne and radiata stories
favorite pokemon is tropius
>>7371323
I read game as gem, whoops. Don't even know which to choose.
>>7371311
Neither of those things mean it's good aeshtetically, though.
>>7371296
Shit man, i can't make that choice with a 100% concrete answer.
Eh, not my absolute favorite but it's something i actually enjoyed playing for one of my first samurai dynasty kind of games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X5SYVrQJjU
>>7371360
forgot pic
>>7371296
If Pokemon, I'd have to say Pokemon Ruby
If in general, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
>>7371369
>that filename
Oh gosh yeah the chameleos can be a pain. I always make sure to stock up on potions and honey.
>Instead of trying to kill Steven.
>Eyeball passionately makes out with Steven, as he saved and healed her gem.
How does Garnet react?
>>7371421
"She" joins in.
>>7371421
>>7371296
are you white i am not
>>7371453
I am lilac
>>7371453
You're Asian.
>>7371453
I'm russian pig
>>7371453
>are you white
No.
>>7371453
Lol no.
I sure act like it though.
>>7371421
>Can healing spit cure the crippling mental damage that comes with extended solitude and boredom?
>>7371449
yup, thats a mario game alright
>>7371478
what a qt
>>7371500
dobson designed the blimp fruit
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>>7371523
Page 9.
>>7371523
I ' s B e F r e e
>>7371453
I AM AMERICAN WHITE
>>7371526
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