/erp/ Bite The Pillow Edition >>7365370 >>7365370

I vote this one but nobody listens to me god dammit

This one.

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Post

Cards

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Alright let's stay here then.

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desu this thread was made first, who cares which one was linked first.

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Saturday.
March 11th
11:30pm EST

He Returns

AND STILL NO RICK & MORTY SEASON 3 DATE

Cute anime girl and no Paul OP makes for best thread.

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>>7369972
Go take your break, Stockingu
>she commented through chocolate covered lips, her mouth getting more messy as she went on

>>7369899
N-Nnnngh... That's it... F-Fuck, I-I'm gonna..-!
>Just as she tries to reach out and crawl away, he pulls her in close one last time with his hands firmly at her hips, pushing his twitching cock as deep as it could go inside of her ass before finally letting out his orgasm, filling her tight anus to the brim with shot after shot of sticky, warm cum, dripping and filling the inside of her used hole before quickly pulling out to jerk his cock, dripping and spurting out the rest of his orgasm on her asscheeks to give them a nice, sticky glaze.

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>>7369960
I'll be around later tonight if the anon with Kudelia ends up around.

>>7369886
Ravioli ravioli when's the Kinx lewdioli.

>>7370028
E...

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>>7365570
who dis

>>7370028
>no bald
Shit card f.am. Baldy was top tier waifu.

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>>7369981
You're doing wonderfully... keep it up~
>she was whispering encouragement into his ear, her tone turning more and more sultry as they went on
>this time, with his hands above his head, she chose to explore his lower half, tracing her fingers along his thighs and lightly massaging his legs
Hmm? You've closed your legs? Is something wrong~?

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>>7369982
>

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>>7369960
Might play Harley tonight. Thoughts?

>>7370062
Jack ava when?

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>>7370040
Marked, bitch.

>>7370052
Maybe I'll get Hotaru to PS something fancy with him on it some time. I actually feel like RPing lately so I'm trying to tone down my usual shenanigans.

But that's enough blogging for now, I've things to do. Have a good one family.

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>>7369988
Tch... you asked for it.
>She grabs her chin, holding it firmly as she stares into her eyes angrily, suddenly planting a kiss on her lips. Her tongue invades her sweet-filled mouth, tasting it throughly before parting from it
I'm not going anywhere until you give back what is mine.
>>7369995
>Stocking's body remained still as his dick filled her hole, her arms losing balance and falling on her elbows. She bit her own lips, trying to endure it as much as possible and trying to tell herself it was over, but unable to fully remove that sense of disgust she was feeling

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>>7370083
Somebody call?

>>7370079
>F.F. and Tatsumaki
You seem like a pretty fun person.

*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow*
Well then, shall we Yosuke?
*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly*

*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion*
Y-You won't break me, damn yo-
*Notices you removing your clothes*
Shit! I'm not going to let you!
*Tried to run away*

*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her*
*Yosuke is Bound*
Don't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next part…
*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties*

I'm warning you… D-don't do this!
*Notices your breasts*
Those look… Soft…
>Guess I need some relatively lewd images now…

Good eye there Yosuke. Do you want me to massage your cock with them?
*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area.*
Hehehehe. C'mon Yosuke. Pick your poison.

I'm not picking anything…
*Shuts eyes*
Just… Get this over with… So I can work on my apology…

You won't have any breath left to deliver it.
*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip.*
Ready to experience please like you've never felt before?

*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is*

((I knew you wanted it))
*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant.*

*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts*

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>>7370100
Green is my favorite color!

>>7370079
>have to leave in like twenty minutes

What's ERP listening to?

>>7370109
Green is my favorite flavour, if you know what I mean.

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>>7370085
>I actually feel like RPing lately
hey me to
Why are the blogposters suddenly interested in typefuck again
:thinking:
>>7370107
I sometimes wonder if this is why Yosugay hates ERP.

>>7370107
There we go, now you're getting it!
*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail.*
Go on Yosuke. Tell me you don't want it anymore. Tell me to stop.

*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting.*
D-Don't even…think about it, damn you…

*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure. An orgasm is approaching rapidly*
Oh, getting into it are we? What about your precious girlfriend?

D-Don't mention her, y-you bitch…
*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in*

Oh don't worry, it'll be our little secret… that is, unless you want to bring her to me too. She can experience this pleasure too
*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle.*

*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically*
This…is j-just once, okay…?

Keep telling yourself that Yosuke. You can come back anytime. I don't mind.
*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture.*
Had enough Yosuke?

Muh… Are you… Satisfied now?!
*Yosuke looks upset*

Hmmm…
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmm… Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Wait…
*He shakes with self hatred*

>>7370079
Something going to get put on that ? card soon?

>>7370098
Wrong Jack.

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>>7370111
Don't worry. Not RPing yet. Just seeing what people would want.

>>7370122
.. Don't eat grass

>>7370140
The question mark is more of a "I like randomly playing new characters" card
I have 3 ideas and two folders ready

Should we at least keep the other one around and use it after this one gets used up?

>>7370091
M-Mmmmh... H-Heheh, look on the brightside though.
>After pulling off of her and fumbling around a bit with his pants, he slid her a box of chocolates.
I'm a man of my word, told you so~
(Think this is a good enough time to finish since it's getting late, but thanks a lot, you were pretty damn good!)

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>>7370123
>Yosugay
>Hates ERP
Lol no. He says that to fit in with the kool kidz klub, c'mon, you should know this Bowling.

>>7370139
Hmmm…
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmm… Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.

W-Wait…
*He shakes with self hatred*
Let's… Finish…

Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~

Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.

I'll do it… (It's not like I can sink any lower… Might as well enjoy it while I can…)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!

That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved

Mmm… That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.

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>>7370139

>>7370155
I meant eating out Tats and FF

>>7370155
Who are the 3 ideas?

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>>7370109
Green is not a creative colour.

>>7370155
well if im around i could jerk the horecock off with my butt finally

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>>7370162
(Thank you for your kindness)

>>7370160
Fuck no, hopefully that turd will sink off the board before we hit bump limit. An LD thread is asking for even more shitposting than we already constantly get.

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>>7370151
You're right! I'm the BETTER Jack, any other Jacks you see around here are just phonies, wannabes, or shiver-brained idiot cosplayers

>Jack from mass effect ava when

>>7370109
Good taste, in colours and girls. Always nice to see someone who appreciates best SO girl, and Tatsumaki is waifu-tier as fuck.

>>7370114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44oLjMk_moM

>>7370203
Admiting that Tatsu is fuckable is true, but don't pretend for a minute she's a waifu. She's a downright cunt

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>>7370114
in love with a ghost
i wish roll20 didn't drop soundcloud compatability
https://youtu.be/Ql_dEdMEjl4

>>7370091
>the surprise is apparent on her face as soon as they grabbed her, but she didn't get a chance to surrender the sweets before they were on her lips
>she tried to struggle, especially when their tongue started to poke around in her mouth at their leisure, til she was finally released
I-It was only one, calm down!

>>7370053
N..nope! Nothing wrong... Just trying to stretch out all of my quad muscles before we do cardio...
>He said as lifted his knees in as well. Every word that came out of her mouth was pure ecstasy for him. He just wanted to hear her words louder and more seductively. He felt as if he couldn't contain his secret for long though. He tried to change the subject to avoid being caught.

Beautiful day we're having, don't you think?

>>7370114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMl5vyqcDWA

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>>7370114
Send help

https://youtu.be/xx7pse8BRMI

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>>7370174
Tats wont let you touch her. And FF might be too curious to say no.

>>7370178
>Vidya girl
>Cute boy
>Monster girl.

>>7370181
Dark Green>Anything

>>7370186
HCA I see you~

>>7370203
>There's people that like Ermes more than FF
>There' people that don't love Tats

>>7370216
As if I would care about the opinions of a common human. You aren't worth licking my boot.

>>7370216
It's the ass man, a good rear covers up 90% of her shitty personality.
Fubuki's still pretty great though

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>>7369886
(delet)

>>7370247
>walks away from thread with swaying hips in short skirt

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>>7369960
Do you even know how hard it is to make a card on mobile?
>>7370164
I know he ERPs, but he basically claims to be a shitter. He's no true ERPfag.

>>7370255
okay this is triggering my autism, what uniform is that?

>>7370114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OYplyi-io
>>7370247
>There' people that don't love Tats
What a sad world we live in.

>>7370255
>kissu

>>7370255
>Kissus the Prinz

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>>7370114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHyf8fHloow
>>7370217
>She shook two fingers toward herself, encouraging her to give the rest of the chocolate. Her face looked less angry at her revelation, but still very serious
I'll calm down when I get them. Otherwise, I'll get you instead.

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>>7370255
Make me!

>>7370247
Who's the vidya girl?

>>7370247
See? A bitch. Her sister is a far superior wife

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>>7370268
WE ARE PLAYING DRESS UP TONIGHT. AND YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM THAT

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>>7369960
BACK TO THE BASICS! BAAAAYYYBEEEE

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>>7370224
Yes, I agree....
>she went along with him, but her hands didn't stop massaging his crotch for a second
>they just kept trying to work their way between his legs, well aware of what he was trying to cover up
What a pleasant day to enjoy a nice....hard....long....workout~
>her hands were on his lap, trying to coax him to open his legs juuuust a bit more

>>7370300
I know, just gotta come back in a bit

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>>7370285
Agreed. More monsters than men to be honest family.

>>7370294
I'll reveal her after a session with her.

>>7370296
My sister will never see this place. I promise that.

>>7370313
Just PM me on discord or something sometime soon.

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>Tfw there's actually a good amount of r63 Jack

Damnit /co/ I love you degenerates

>>7370326
I'd honestly love to play around with your Tatsu a bit whenever you're feeling in the mood, green is good.

>>7370302
20 new characters by finals season?

>>7370255
>humps

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>>7370282
(As far as I know it's not inspired by an actual uniform or anything like that. Obviously there are some German design cues taken and I assume if other Admiral Hipper class ships were in the game they'd share it, but Prinz is the only botegrill that wears it.)

>>7370287
(STOP)
>>7370288
(DOUBLE STOP)

>>7370291
(I'm gonna beat you up anon. For real.)

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>>7370349
I wanted to play Harley, but if the demand for Tats is there I'll play her later on. I got some plans soon. I'll write an opener in an hour or two.

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>>7370357
I hope not, I'm going for that whole, quality over quantity thing this time around.

>>7370371
faggot

>>7370306
>The pure angst of him trying to hide his fat throbbing cock became a farce. He let his arms and legs collapse as he had to relax his muscles due to them cramping.
So uh... ya... I think I'm gonna go...
>He said as he was ashamed of his excitement
Sorry to make it awkward... it's just been a long time and you're so pretty...
ya...

Can you still validate my parking though?

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>leaves

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>>7370289
>she definitely didn't want to keep this angel waiting any longer, or test their patience, no way
>so of course she readily produced the opened box of candies for them, with only one missing, like she'd said
>well, now two were missing, since she picked one up right before their eyes
>and dropped it into her kimono
Here, you can have the rest

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>>7370302
>Pulls words out of her ass to try and seem smart.
Hol up... isn't that what you say about stocking too? fucking unoriginal hack 0/10 not even good nursepusspuss

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>>7370369
Prinz is for lovingly cumming inside!

>>7370272
nice pins, bowling

>>7370369
>Smothers the Prinz with some more kissus.

>>7370373
>With an ass perfect for cumming on too
Probably gonna miss it but I'll keep an eye out for you, good stuff.

Bane?

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>>7370387
Bolyne, I swear to christ.

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>>7370338
This 'ere /co/ is the secon' best thread on 4chan, m'lady!

Y'can prob'ly guess which the first one is, huh?

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For the justice!

>>7370448
POST BUTT

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>>7370380
Hmmm? What's the matter? We aren't yet finished
>before he could try to get out of her close hug, one of her hands wrapped it's fingers around their throbbing shaft, relishing how hard he was
You have so much stress built up, I can't let you leave in a state like this?
>that was all the explanation she gave before she started to pump, stroking him slowly as he recovered from the cramp, while her other hand held him by his chest, over his heart, feeling it beat
Don't worry about it being awkward, this is a natural, and very lively~, reaction. So just relax for now~

>>7370458
>Slaps breasts
>Runs away

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>>7370448
>>7370458
WHICH ONE DO I FUCK

>>7370458
>Power girl will never strangle you with her huge muscles.

>>7370458
Fist me.

>>7370458
For the tits!

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>>7370385
>The angel blushed as she saw the chocolate slip inside her clothes, but not less angry than before
Khhhhh, you stupid girl, you think I won't take it back?
>Determined, she slipped a hand under her clothes and started throughly examinating her body, inevitably caressing her chest. She looked away embarrassed as she continued searching, cursing the thief girl

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>>7370399
what the heck is a pin
>tfw starting to use heck without taking notice of it
o-oh god
i'm turning into him
>>7370416
>Mahiru uses the word photography a couple of times
>Stocking takes this as entry level big words to sound smart
>Komaru uses the word "Boosh!"
>Scared and confused, Stocking adds her to the Owain Club.
>Peko refers to Kuzuryuu as "Young master"
>Shitting himself, Stocking claims that she's using entry level sexi terms to appease Fuyuhiko
Gets the noggin a joggin.

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>>7370463
Gladly, pardner! Jus' remember your buddies over at /aco/ miss you dearly!

>>7370474
Just poppin' in for a visit, pardner. Won't be doin' much today!

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>>7370391
(Prinz is for power tripping admirals to bully and abuse while venting the day's frustrations.)

>>7370402
(You're just trying to hurt me now!)

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Nazi boats fuck off.

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>>7370512
That works to!

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>>7370509
Alright, you lost me, Bolin.

>>7370512
>smacks that puddi butt

>>7370527
He's talking about his sessions with Treat I think?

>>7370512
Nope! But I'll stop with the kissus for now.
>Smoochus

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>>7370511
Thanks for the cowgirl butt <3

>>7370471
I'd love to know how Wii Fit Trainer would react to getting knocked up.
I bet she would absolutely hate losing her perfectly slim body.

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>>7370527
I'm predicting your future descent into madness.
>>7370535
>sessions
>plural
Haha
Ha...
JFMSUF

>>7370548
I assumed each one was a session you had with them.

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>>7370541
Y'Welcome, /a/ buddy-girl!

>>7370471
>(Wow you're amazing!

>As she grabbed him in a dominant position, he felt as if he had no choice but to comply.
Are you sure you're okay with this? My girlfriend bought me this private yoga lesson so I'd be less tense, but i'm not sure if this is what she had in mind...
>He let out a deep exhale.
Just tell me what I need to do...

>>7370491
>it wasn't there, near her petite chest
>not between her slight cleavage either, try again
>not near her hardening nipple, to that mix-up is understandable a bit
>their searching around her chest was only embarrassing them and turning her on, as she happily loosened her outfit to make it a bit easier for them, baring her chest and shoulders

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>>7370548
You're not making a lick of sense, you potato nigger.

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>>7370557
Noope. Only one I came close to typefucking was Peko, and you know what I did then? I fucking passed out. Before it even got lewd. About 3 or 4 posts in.

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>>7370571
Oops

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>>7370578
Fallout New Vegas-kun, I think you might have brain damage.
The joke is that you applied one common trait to two characters, and I don't even fucking know where I went from there.
Sleeping 1 and a half hours out of 48 is never a good idea.

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>>7370584
Saving this.

>>7370613
>Pets the Parsley and nibbles on her ears

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>>7370568
(Thank Stockingu for talking me into finally using my WFT folder)

Don't worry, this is just the cooldown after a workout
>she explained away her actions as she continued to jerk his cock, maintaining a nice, slow pace for now, so she could savor his little whimpers
What you need to do...?
>she brought her lips right to his ear, to give her trainee a few more instructions
Relax....Moan....Cum....That's all you need to worry yourself with now~
>her steady rhythm started to pick up,as she worked his whole shaft, up to his tip, with her skilled hands

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>>7370522
(And vehement abuse by abyssals, and thorough disarmament and inspection after capture by foreign navies, and nuclear testing...)

>>7370534
>The boat dropped her spoon as the admiral's palm raked across her stern. Even through the intervening fabric of her panties the silky, smooth texture of her skin stood out, smacking loudly as he slapped her around. Prinz's ass jiggled slightly, even while pressed down against his desk, and the wobble seemed to carry up her spine as she recoiled and gasped.

>>7370537
>Fucking dies from the embarrassment of being smoochu'd in public
>Your reward is the 72 hour repair time for a busted Prinz

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>>7370631
Stop that!

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>>7370571
>Her hand seemed to be a little too interested into her chest, almost forgetting about her original objective as it continued massaging it. As she felt her clothes dropping down, she turned around, finding herself right in fron of her bare breasts, and blushing even harder
W-W-Why are you...! A-And why are your nipples getting so hard, you slut!
>Her finger poked her rigid nipple, to confirm its hardness.
J-Just stop messing with me and tell me where did you hide it!
>Despite obviously being able to see the chocolate was not hiding in the chest area, her hand remained on her breast as she said that, feeling it more

>>7369960
I don't have a card, but gwyndolin can play around in around an hour and a half.

>>7370640
>72 hour repair time
So while Prinz is out of commission, I'm free to kissu her until she's fixed? That's the best reward possible!

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>>7370607
It was pretty badly worded, Earbud-kun.
Perhaps you should think the joke through before typing it out?

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>>7370640
I will need to earn my bars before cumming inside it seems. Or become an abyssal and tentacle rape her.

>>7369960
No card, but Rubi will be around in a couple of hours.

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>>7370689
>Earbud-kun
You just went as low as you could go, didn't you?
And yeah, my humour is pretty damn poor when I'm probably somewhat dehydrated and severely sleep deprived

>>7370635
>(I definitely will! Unfortunately I have to get in the shower soon for work. Do you mind finishing me off and having me cum with your next reply? Sorry to rush you. Take your time with what you respond with. Bigger is better,

Cooldown? Yes miss...
>He rolled his eyes to the back of his head. He was in heaven. His heart pounded like a drum due to him never getting anykind of release...

Sorry, my girlfriend doesn't fooling around or sex in that matter, we were saving ourselves till marriage ... but this feels so good...
What if she finds out!

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>>7370660
When someone takes their sweet time running their hands all over you like that...~
>she feigned shyness as she lturned her blushing face away, thou still peeking at them through the corner of her eye
It's been wedged under my green sash this whole time....If you ever went down from my chest, you might've....
>her words trailed off, as a finger tugged on her sash to show them the piece of chocolate making a bit of a stain on her stomach

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>>7370724
Heeey, you went for mine, all's fair in love'n war.
Now go to bed little potato nigger, dream of leprechauns.

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>>7370760
True, but I think New Vegas is a little less harsh than... The Tragedy, as it should rightly be called.
Anyway, I can't sleep yet. I have English homework to do, and then I'm gonna typefuck for a bit.

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Someone kidnap my buddy and lock him in a room with internet and a computer.
It's what he'd want.

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>>7370679
You're pure evil!

>>7370693
Truly one of life's most difficult choices. My money is always on the abyssal though.

>>7370841
Is he cute?

>>7370841
>Hugs the Nue

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>>7370737
W-What, I-I, uh, y-your green sash was too tight, I couldn't manage to slip my hands under it, that's all!
>She immediately took her hand away from her breast, flustered, yet still not dropping her angered expression. Her eyes noticed the stain of chocolate on her body...
Tch, you are already wasting it.
>...and dropped down on them to lick it off

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>>7370846
ゴゴゴゴゴ...

>>7370798
No you lil' nig. Finish your homework, then go to bed, like a good little potato.

>>7370841
What's good, Nue?

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>>7370878
Assuming I get my homework done by 1am, which seems likely, I could have a session or two simultaneously. This would take four or five hours, leaving me to sleep at 6 in the morning. That's two hours of sleep, which is enough for me.

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>>7370850
Yeah, but he has no internet right now and whenever he gets to a place with wifi I'm asleep so he ends up leaving me messages.

>>7370854
>slaps ur ass

>>7370884
bored n lonely teebeeaych

>>7370798
Barron Trump 2044!!

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>>7370854
>>7370884
Why are we being nice to Nue

WHY CAN'T WE BE NICE TO ME TOO

I'M UPSET

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>>7370727
Shhhhhh....You don't need to worry about that...It's just a simple bit of release from some pent up stress
>she keeps her rhythmic pumping, hand going up and down his shaft, feeling him throb in her grip
So just worry about releasing everything for now
>she worked his cock at that pace, no faster, no slower, just stroking, stroking, stroking....
>til he couldn't help it any longer, thrusting as desperately as he could into her hand as he neared his limit, before climaxing finally
>she watched in awe over his shoulder as his cum shot out spurt after spurt, flying up only to come down and make a mess of her exercise mat
>once he'd hit his peak her pumping slowed down, so that she was more milking out any last bits of semen he still held
>once he seemed satisfied, she wiped the spilled cum on her hand off on her yoga pants
There, were all done

>>7370905
Don't worry, Neither you nor Nue will ever be welcome from me

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>>7370900
You know it boyo
He'll rig the elections by hacking, he's that good with the cyber.
>>7370905
>kissu

>>7370737
Why do you only erp with stocking?

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>>7370905
Because you're an insufferable piece of shit and a grave reminder of the petulance of humanity famalam.

>>7370916
Good man.

>>7370919
Subhuman Yurishitters.

>>7370905
Everyone is nice to me :)

>>7370898
No Bolin, do not. You may think two is enough, but it's not. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience.One moment you'll be listening to Mrs.Blandahbit talk about the Great Emu war, and the next you'll be out like a light, napping on the floor like some tard. Trust me, I've seen it happen, seven times in fact.

>>7370899
Can I lewd him if I kidnap him?

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>>7370919
As Momohime, you mean. I use other avas for anons and avas, but I mess with them the most as Momo out of my girls and few boys

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>>7370846

>>7370935
But why?

>>7370917
No way, he learned from watching his father in the 2016 that trying to rig an election isn't worth the risk, you just get caught and then lose. He will try to bait his opponent into rigging it though.

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>>7370932
I'm stupid enough to still love the guy but if he wants to I can't exactly stop him.

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>>7370935
I want you to mess with me with that sword of yours.

>>7370905
Because you're a stupid shitposting faggot
Leave, no one wants you here.

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Where the anime women at?

>>7370899
Same my dude. Just lurking and playing vidya. Sorry about your bud.

ey b0ss

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>>7370939
Because I post with her the most, and I know that Stocking's weakness for foodplay
I was pulling a doubletime with Momo and WiiFit til now, really

LITTLE

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>>7370929
I know from experience two is enough. I functioned perfectly today with 1 hour and 20 minutes of sleep.
Though, one time when I did get two hours, I was talking to this one guy and I kind of stumbled backwards into a table. The table had wheels. While I was falling I said rather loudly "I'm actually disabled".
It was in a dining assembly with a good few of my peers. My ex saw. The principal saw.
K-kill me...
>>7370942
You're right..
This... This is the power of Baron.

>>7370960
...everywhere man, everywhere.

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>>7370974
WHITE

>>7370979
DICKS

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>>7370970
>weakness for foodplay
IT'S NOT TRUE

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(Anon from Saturday's Masquerade, are you around?)

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>>7370993
BIG

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>>7370950
Play Ryouna and then I might
As Imu
I've always kinda been interested in using the Ruyi Bang as an expanding vibe

>>7370906
Omg, thank you soooo much! I have to bounce but I owe you a beer or something later. Have a great day!

>>7370919
If it's who I'm thinking I sucked off a futa cock she played a while ago.

>>7371014
BLACK

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>>7370871
aboj

>>7370936
Meine kleinen Knödel!

>>7371029
AUBERGINE

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>>7371017
After I finish watching redline.

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>>7371026
Glad you enjoyed, I was tempted to pick up WFT before someone else did

>>7371028
Anon that's gay

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>>7370857
>>7370737
I stayed for way too long, I think it's better if I go to sleep. Got so caught in the ERP I didn't realize how late it had gotten.

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>>7371053
I want to use my tentacles on stocking.

>>7371053
Sleep well Junko

>>7371050
We've been over this, wanting to worship girl cocks and swallow their loads over and over isn't gay

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>>7371061
You don't even roleplay.
>>7371063
Thank you, good night.

>>7371061
>>7371086
FUCKING ROASTED

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>>7370995
"Prinz-essin~!"
"Müssen Sie uns das nennen?"

FUCK PANTS

>>7371085
Can confirm, 100% not gay at all and actually super straight.

>>7371095
FUCK OFF WITH THESE CRINGY FUCKS

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>>7371109
(Nope!)

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>>7371086
I roleplay when I want to!
They must never know.

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>>7371085
>>7371106
But what if the balls touch?

>>7371109
What's wrong with your face?

>>7371161
It's girl balls, I can put them in my mouth and kiss them all over and it's not gay

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>>7371173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

>>7371226
I can't watch this right now I'm in public

>>7371161
Girl balls. Not gay if they touch your balls.

>>7371160
Gimme da chocolate!

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>>7371256
what kind of person browses an erp thread in public?

>>7371281
The badass kind of person.

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>>7371278
>Hands you a piece of the chocolate.

>>7371281
>Shamelessly raises hand

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>>7371287
dumbass you mean.

>>7371315
Degenerate filth.
Going outside? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>7371322
thats next level puffy

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>>7371349
you're a puff.

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>>7371349
>Puffs up

Beyond fucking dead

>>7371384
>Smooshes cheeks together
UNPUFF

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>>7371397
Did someone say (chosen un)dead?

>>7371467
Quote?

>>7371483
No. I played him at the masquerade and tried once since but never got any luck

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>>7371493
Oh, ok.

>>7371397
>Had DMG, Iowa, stocking
>Now we have nue and pars Banting
Someone save us

>>7371467
Cute femboy!...right?

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>>7371515
>you have been indicted

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Poster below now has to fuck the cactus

>>7371504
>>7371515
I will admit though, still not entirely sure how to play them. Could be serious and sober but coerced into being lewd, or just lewd from the start.

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>>7371430
I hate you.

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>>7371505
You still have me!
... YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME

>>7371535
Anal ghost best ghost

>>7371598
Please Parsee behave
>Yuugi

>>7371595
>>7371530
Wish you a good luck and night! There isn't a lot of Souls avas.

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>>7371095
Unbedingt! No matter what dirt language they make official in the naval district, the cutest brothers demand the cutest names.

>>7371595
You can play them as serious but horny all the time due to spending a lot of time being alone

Sort of like that one comic

>>7371626
If you can ever find trash they had a gwynevere

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>>7371634
>be darkmoon blade
>get called back to anor londo
>"you have served me well, but now I have an important task for you"
>walk in to this
so something like that

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>>7371657
>No canonically accurate big tits

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>>7371595
He was raised as a girl.
Just make the presumption that he had extra lessons on a woman's place in a relationship because it wouldn't come naturally.

>>7371675
look theres really only so much art to work with

>>7371680
Not a bad idea, thanks

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>>7371675

>canonically accurate big tits

Are you fucking retarded.

>>7371605
>Giant set of cock and balls appears out of a conveniently placed hole in the wall.

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>>7371629
"Fair enough."
"Hope to see you around some time sis! We'll go drinking!"

>>7371744
But the Devs said that gwyndolin was so convinced of his rearing as a girl he even has breasts on his character model under his clothes

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

>>7371913
I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>7371913
(I don't wanna.)

>>7370996
(I had some unexpected business to handle, but I'm here now. Hope I didn't miss you.)

>>7371931
>Waves at the thick gem.
Hey Amethyst. Tired?

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>>7371913
But why though? I'm comfy.

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>>7371935
(I'm about to get myself something to eat but I shouldn't take longer than half an hour. If you're here by the time I come back we can continue where we left it.)

>>7371961
You got hair flowing out your booty.

>>7371913
FLIP FLAP FLIP FLAP

>>7371961
>Pats the Gazer

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>>7371913
>(Waves)

>>7371822
Is it hard to believe a powerful illusionist such as Gwyndolin wouldn't conjure up tits for himself?

>>7371969
(You willing to take any more?)

>>7371978
Cockona?

>>7371974
We call that a "tail" anon. You got hair flowing outta your balls, but you don't see me pointing and laughing. Yet.

>>7371985
>Swats the intrusive hand.

>>7371969
(Sure thing.)

>>7371991
>(Waves out of character at best boat.)
(Hope you're doing alright.)

>>7371999
As long as he's wearing the ring his father forced on him to change his gender physically he shouldn't even have any male genitals.

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>>7372007
(Picture pls)

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Yo, where's Peridot?

>>7371991
>Waves

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>>7371913
>Poses

>>7371991
>Sees the beautiful blonde boat so far away and waves to her with a smile
Always good to see ya even in lurking Iowa!

>>7371961
>>7372016
Best Gazer
>Anon plops himself on the couch at her feet, careful to not fall on any of other eyes. He ends up sitting on the far arm rest instead.

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>>7371913

>>7372031
>Pats the Papa Bones

>>7372024
Hopefully gone and never coming back

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>>7372015
(Alright is subjective but it looks rather slow around here!)

>>7372025
>(Salutes)

>>7372038
(Aww, I don't know why though. I'm not even doing too much)

>>7372016
Reversal Ring only changes mannerisms, not biology/appearance

>>7372062
Then explain why his DS1 model has breasts.

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>>7372039
I mean. Do you see any others?
>She shrugs and continues to play videogames, not minding the anon at all. Or even paying attention.

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>>7372086

See >>7371999

Ad infitum

>>7372058
Because I like playing with you, why else? Hope to catch ya again sometime!

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>>7371913
Huh?

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>>7371999
I would watch your tongue. To even dare suggest I would make use of my sorcery for such a frivolous task.

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>>7372053
>Embraces the sweet anon
>Also buffs his drop rate and pats per second

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>>7372108
(Well if it makes you feel better I've been around I just haven't made it obvious. Trying to work up the will to play a lot but it's just not in me. I don't really want to use this as a whining platform either)

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>>7371913
Does someone require my assistance?

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>>7372140
Oh please, you certainly outdid yourself making your giant sister.

Even down to the small blemish on her right breast.

>>7372088
No, I've seen other Mono eyes but you aren't really a mono eye . . . You are close to the best here in total if that helps?
>He reaches into his satchel to pull out some snacks he prepared incase it got boring. He opened a tube of Pringles and offered her some as she played.

>>7372182
Go away. Don't even try and be cute and respond IC, just go away.

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>>7371958
>The thick gem just lies there, too exhausted to move.
Uuuuuugh. Too many movie marathons... Dude, did you know gems can actually get tired? I sure didn't!

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>>7372183
I have no idea what you mean. My dearest sister is alive and well, though her duties seldom allow her visitors just as mine.

>>7372194
b e t a c u c k

>>7372211
In Owain's world, you're either a beta cuck or part of his harem.

>>7372225
Better a harem bitch than a beta bitch

>>7372031
I can't tell if this is jiro cosplaying Ainz or Ainz taking fashion tips from jiro

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Swines, the likes of you. Not a hero in sight.

>>7372225
>owains world
Is this a 『JOJO referance』!

>>7372254
BLACKED

>>7372200
>The anon notices that she's probably not going to get up anytime soon and takes off his shoes. Climbing into the bed he lays down in front of her, laying on his side as he watches her exhausted expression.
I'd imagine that everybody gets tired. Don't you guys sleep?

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>>7372191
I mean, I don't know if that was supposed to be a compliment, but it fell as flat as my chest.
>One of the eyestalks reaches up and snags the entire canister, yanking it from his hand. She slides them down into her mouth, sharp teeth crunching on the potato crisps. She continues playing her game.
Thanks. What you want, anon?

>>7372258
I'm more a hood-- I mean, a hero for the unfortunate, ma'am.

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>>7372194
Anger is the seed of many of humanity's greatest faults, anon.
You must let it go before it consumes you as it has many others.

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>>7372295
Hero? I doubt it. C class at best, helping return purses to old women.

>>7372258
I'm a super hero. Watch this.
>Does a complicated hand gesture and makes her clothes disappear

>>7372290
It was supposed to be a compliment, though I only decided to try for it half way. My bad.
>He takes out a bag of chocolates and offers her them to. Least he can do is feed her to make up for his shitty compliment.
You seem a bit busy, I can eat you out while you play or do something else that won't break your focus to much or require any work on your part.

>>7372258
Check THIS out!
>Does the pulling off finger thing

>>7372321
We're talking bigger than that. I bring hope to the hopeless, joy to the sorrowful, and life to the dying. And I look pretty good in a mask too.

>>7372355
I can't believe someone else besides me had this idea.

>>7372355

Can you do the "got your nose" bit?

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>>7372333
...
>Standing there naked the ESPer swings a glowing green hand at the "hero". Sending him flying through several walls to his death.

>>7372355
... Witchcraft, truly.

>>7372366
And you'd sound better without talking. You're point being?

>>7372290
Hey, do you think you could add me if I sent my discord?

>>7372384
Worth ittttttt
>Dies
>Comes back as a ghost to haunt her
This is my other ability. Boo.

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>>7372272
>Amethyst put an arm around him, pulling him close, just looking for something to rest on.
Most of us don't. I'm kind of like a human in how I am, so I eat and sleep.

Who is /ERP/'s biggest jobber?

>>7372384
My point being is that I'm an expert th- ahem, hero. That's all I wanted to get across.

>>7372421
me with my one half inch penis