HG thread.
uh, have this I guess.
Nighto.
Check these dubs.
Dubs - hentai
Trips - delet this
>>7363369
yo mean these?
>>7363376
dude that's gay
>>7363356
>>7363346
She good though.
>>7363377
Checked
cards against humanity when?
>>7363369
Oh! Oh! You mean these?!
>>7363391
kys parsee
>>7363392
Uhh...well, they're in there somewhere...eheheh.
who was the botegirl with the dick?
>>7363417
Vert :^]
>>7363406
but i'm not alice
ded
>>7363417
LF
>>7363420
Nigger I will murder you
>>7363406
Kill yourself Re for thinking that is me.
>>7363422
Perhaps it is just the calm before storm.
>>7363468
>the storm
it is in fact the house in which many nuts reside
Are you proud of me senpai? Please say you're not.
>>7363477
>Kissu
You did good, Parsee.
>>7363477
yes
>>7363476
stop
>>7363477
What's the name of the dude in the middle?
Are nights usually this dead?
Do we do much killing at night?
I hunger.
>>7363502
Angry Joe.
>>7363464
>Implying I'm that faggot
Get out of the threads and kill yourself
>>7363510
No no, I could have sworn it was Irritated Ignacio or something like that.
>>7363503
Just take a load off and relax. I got some ponigiri for that.
who was kryss kadabra tho
>>7363477
>Flustered Fernando
>>7363520
I am positive.
>>7363482
>>7363483
>>7363542
you're suppose to hate me for it! Everything went wrong! See this guy gets it.
>>7363519
>>7363561
Fuck off
Disgruntled Diego
Distressed Domingo
Enojado Emilio
Enraged Enrique
Exaggerating Edwardo
Flustered Fernando
Frustrated Francisco
Furious Fabian
Greedy Gonzales
Griped Gomez
Grumpy Gustavo
Hostile Horatio
Infuriated Ignacio
Jose Jodido
Livid Lopez
Mad Manuel
Malicious Martinez
Miffed Marco
Perturbed Pablo
Pissed off Pedro
Raging Ricardo
Rampant Ramirez
Rump Rattled Raul
Rustled Rodriguez
Salty Santiago
We died quickly
>>7363576
>Just hiding man.
Alright. What avas do you guys want to stay?
I want to have some HG...
>>7363586
all of them except kotarou
>>7363586
I'm keeping Claptrap, so there's him at least
>Smolgore@mobile
>>7363586
I had the most fun with Working Joe since I had to find the set dialogue he has that would make sense in a conversation.
>>7363602
buy some at your local convenience store
five dollars a gme
>be me
>new game on Pokemon moon
>only have 5 pokeballs since that's all the gave me
>walk into grass for a Pokemon encounter
>it's a SHINY MOTHERFUCKING Abra
>get nervous and throw a ball and watch it roll 3 times
>it breaks
>Abra flees
>>7363651
Like we have those in the third world.
>>7363668
you can always go to russia to buy some there
50 rubles a game
My favorite artists are unironically Limp Bizkit, Nirvana, Fallout Boy, and Kid Rock.
>>7363673
Why Russia?
>>7363683
Mine is Bob Ross.
What the fuck kind of artists are those?
>>7363657
Oh boy. I don't think a noose and bleach is going to cut it for you!
>>7363689
>>7363686
because there is HG in russia
don't believe me? just ask
>>7363701
I lived there, I know. Why chose it tho?
>>7363712
because you can buy cheap HG there
it's about money
>>7363720
What about just plain stealing it out of some shop in my town? It's way cheaper.
>>7363729
but you should be a model citizen and just buy it
don't be a gopnik
>>7363741
Well I was grown like one, I will act like one.
Why is the thread so quiet?
Should I turn New Zealand in a fascist state, declare war on Straya and create The Kiwi Empire?
>>7363748
but you can be so much more than a gopnik tho
because people are too shy to say hello
>>7363748
its 2am
>>7363754
Do it and I'll help you annex Australia. We'll call it West Island.
>Alfred
>>7363757
Hmm... Well I will just do my thing and they will do their thing. I don't know what you meant by that last thing though.
>>7363763
Makes sense.
>>7363771
a good philosophy. you do you
the last bit was referring to your question
>>7363586
Plankton
Claptrap
Gyro
Marjane
Coraline
FilthyFrank
Malory
Yoshimitsu
XBone-tan
Dr. Oobleck
Bo Burnham
Usui-chan
>>7363779
Oh. Use full stops please. I cannot understand you either way. And yes I can. I just don't go sitting around on the streets, stealing phones, eating sunflower seeds and drink beer all day. All I do from the gopnik style of life is steal. But that is because buying things in a store that has no security is just pathetic to me.
Is it time to actually rate people's secret avas now?
rate mine please
>>7363799
then i'll try my best. this is just my shitposting writing system.
you do have a point. if they don't have security, why not steal?
>>7363810
No?
Alright, I got every icon saved, now I just need to make a template to fit 113 icons + text in.
>>7363785
I'm surprised someone liked Bo. I didn't intend to keep him, but maybe I will now.
>>7363817
I can see I am the only non-shitposter avatarfag left here..
I am gonna go masturbate now.
>>7363827
There were 113 secret avas? Holy shit.
>>7363828
it's a total tragedy.
have a good wank, my wayward son.
I summon ____
>>7363846
not you
>>7363846
Matoi
uwu
OwO
>>7363657
I found a shiny Wheezing once.
It self destructed on me.
Also found a Shiny Articuno. Didn't have enough ultra balls.
>>7363586
Claptrap and Yoshimitsu desu
>>7363830
inb4 the guy didn't add my secret ava
>>7363827
Might wanna post the list again
>>7363840
No thank you.
I am back now, thread is still p quiet.
>>7363933
OHO
OMO
<::\/::>
>>7363941
>Wanting to be on anything
>>7363532
>that was me
NGW?
>>7363998
When I get done reading
>>7363998
when we're not all dead
>>7364014
water you reading
>>7363998
Never. This is actually the end of HG. Everyone who you know has been killed and they are coming for you too. Beware of the guys in blue.
>7364033
Cringe
>>7364033
Then why havn't you been killed yet?
@7364039
Aren't you the nicest person here.
>>7364041
They are on their way. The vans have passed the checkpoint already.
>>7364026
Moby dick
>>7364050
Bitch those niggas couldn't even kill me if they tried, i'd kick their asses
>>7364058
>kills you
>>7364058
Well it's true. Since they are pretty polite. Just say that you are taking a shower and they can come over tomorrow.
>>7364077
So you wont be polite to them? What kind of monster are you?
>>7364082
The one under your bed at night.
>>7363998
Are we going to get a game anywhere in the near future? Like, at all?
>>7364086
Maybe
>>7364086
>kissu
>>7364085
Too bad for you since those come as my dinner.
>>7364086
I would love one but I don't think there is much activity on the thread to have one.
>>7364093
>>7364095
Maybe ain't going to cut it! If I can't pop someone's head off in the next couple of minutes I'll...write a very well worded angry letter to...no one in particular.
>>7364101
Who the hell gave you permission to kiss me? get out of my face before I force you out.
>>7364107
People come for the games? Just start a game and it'll fix itself.
Seeking person to help me nut.
Anime grills only.
Bolin is banned.
>>7364119
Mashiro is cute.
>>7364125
Eh.. I am not starting one since I am too lazy to do anything but shitpost. Ask someone else..
>>7364131
Hey bby~
>>7364142
Hey cu--hey, wait a second.
You're Izaya!
Anime grills only, you nigger.
>>7364147
Damn it, Foiled again.
Why can I never get a break? All I want to do is bear Adachis children...
Cute anime grills, hit me up on discord if you want to give the succ.
Dachman#2445
hit me up plz
>>7364131
>>7364173
Kinda looks like Chiaki
pls provide succ
>>7364194
>>7364194
i can't
we're running low on the succ
>>7364201
WE NEED MORE POWER
>>7364194
If you donate money to Jude he'll give you the succ. Worked for me.
>>7364198
Stupid question from a newfag but have we ever had a tomo?
>>7364213
Bottom right, who is that succubus.
>>7364216
Several
>>7364216
We have one currently.
>>7364219
No one you should know.
HOST A FREAKING GAME ALREADY
>>7364235
I'll gib succ if you tell
Guess my secret ava and I'll host a game.
>>7364235
How and why is there so much Touko/Izaya art?
>>7364239
... Just take it if you're going to hassle me for it
http://durarara.wikia.com/wiki/Kururi_Orihara
>>7364262
That isn't Touko bruv
http://durarara.wikia.com/wiki/Kururi_Orihara
>>7364255
papa frank
>>7364280
I should kill myself.
Anime should stop making characters look alike.
I hate this world.
>>7364262
Fuck, wrong link
http://durarara.wikia.com/wiki/Mairu_Orihara
>>7364255
Was it (the name of your secret avatar(s)?)
>>7364283
I know what you mean Araragi
>>7364295
>araragi
I don't have an ahoge.
>>7364300
It's the ahoge on the inside that counts
>>7364300
And I don't have a dictionary, so I don't understand what you just said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayLKv-UcDMc
Here we are.
3 days.
113 avas.
5 hours of work.
Secret Ava Weekend 2017
>>7364347
i love it
>>7364347
why the fuck are some old avas on there
>>7364347
>rolls questioningly
>>7364347
NAISU
>>7364366
You did so little I honestly thought you were filler. Hold on, I'll add you.
>>7364347
That Rohan is definitely not me. I don't use manga pictures of Rohan. But that is nice. Thank you.
>>7364372
No no. I was just busy most of the weekend, don't worry about it
What is the worst kind of ava?
>>7364347
I didn't host enough to get in there, did I?
>>7364347
>>7364384
>kissu
You probably hosted when he was asleeo
>>7364377
anime
>>7364389
Someone has to do it. It doesn't matter in the end. It's all for fun, not for glory.
>play 50 matches against some nigga
>don't win a single one
I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
>>7364393
Russian roulette is not for you.
>>7364347
That's...defiantly something. I suppose I should say good work, right?
>>7364399
it's just so hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ykYcTeqsKI
fucker got his ass kicked so hard
he'll never recover
>>7364347
>>7364347
The one weekend I actually had things I could do. Wew lad.
>>7364416
Kys kamina
>>7364394
GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
>>7364419
huh? Kamina?
>>7364403
>defiantly
Alright. Yeah, time for bed.
>>7364424
THOUGH IT'S EASY TO PRETEND
I'm really sorry. After all that time spent there was no excuse for me fucking up.
Here's the updated version.
>>7364439
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A FOOL
>>7364442
Don't sweat it. You did a great job.
>>7364432
a fucking clown
>>7364446
SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND
>>7364459
AND WASTE THE CHANCE THAT I'VE BEEN GIVEN
>>7364442
Better! Much much better!
>squats
>>7364471
SO I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
>>7364478
>sweeps your legs out from under you with her crutch
>>7364486
cyka blyat
>falls
>>7364442
Sorry for making you go through all the trouble, but it made my day to know you did it for the couple of us that were forgotten. Thank you.
Did someone squat?
Another correction.
>>7364486
THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOU
hi hi have I missed anything these past months?
>>7364502
NOW YOU WILL BUY ME A CHEESEBURGER BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOOL
>>7364500
>the door is pleased with its immortalization on the collage of secret avatars
>it hanks you in the only way physically possible for doors to thank others, and that is not at all
Haha. Of course it was you. So you say you don't understand who I am referring to, my precious deserter?
>>7364509
nope
reminder
http://itsalmo.st/#timeformetoniggeraava
>>7364529
kys
>>7364519
It was supposed to be a secret ava weekend, Bela. I couldn't just say who I was, that'd defeat the whole point of me being secret.
Don't stab me, I didn't do anything wrong this time.
>>7364509
A secret ava weekend just ended.
>>7364522
good, so can I host a game since it's dead hours?
Would need some links to CSS changers, save files and AHK scripts since I don't have them in my history anymore
>>7364529
> a ava
>>7364519
I'm more of a desserter.
>Ba dum tss.
>been lurking these threads for a month
>want to join but can't find an ava
>>7364554
>lurking for a month
How?
>>7364546
Booo
>>7364554
you can be literally anything you want
sky's the limit
>>7364539
Oh, I'm pretty sure people would like that.
>>7364554
>Just relax, and find someone you like that's not taken.
>>7364559
Watching
>>7364554
Don't, trust me.
>>7364564
>that's not taken
That's the issue actually
>>7364554
You can be anything you want to be.
I'll support you along the way.
>>7364554
someone was avaing jesus christ, another one was avaing a freakin species of bird for a bit
I'm sure you can find one
>>7364568
Sounds awfully boring
>>7364574
Tell us who it is.
tb/h if its one of my avas I'll just let you have them.
>>7364574
No matter what you do someone will always come out of the woodwork saying they do said avatar.
>>7364561
You know, it's a little early to be practicing for Halloween.
>>7364574
>What's your ideas?
>>7364534
But you disappeared weeks before this event!
It's good to see that you are alright. I was a little worried, cause you never said that you will disappear. Still, it's understandable why you did it. You had an exams?
>>7364574
Just tell us who you had in mind
>>7364510
k
I just finished making 1 actually
>gives burg
>>7364606
>>7364606
Go for it, I am sure Hoshi wouldn't mind
:^)
>>7364594
Like, two weeks tops. I know that it sounds like a long time, but come on!
That's the surprise. Maybe I should've given you a heads-up before then, but it's too late now. I, uh... Took a break because I thought everyone needed one.
Yeah, you can stab me now.
>>7364606
>>7364554
Get away while you still can
if you joni you're here forever
SAVE YOURSELF
>>7364590
Sorry I couldn't hear you with that dick hitting the back of your throat.
>smirks
>>7364598
Hey thanks kid, you're the best.
>>7364614
>Drives a knife into your chest.
This is an ok deal.
>>7364627
I remember there being a list of avas people wanted to see. Let me find it.
>>7364627
Use TV tropes to find a character you like.
>>7364627
What I suggest is not activrly searching for an avatar, but just going on with your day and doing what you like
Finding an avatar is much easier when you're not putting your mind to it.
>>7364621
I thought these were supposed to be clean jokes..Honestly that sounds like something I'd see on the comments for one of my songs.
>>7364630
>Alfred just puts his hand on his chest, looking more offended than pained.
Dude, I... B-But I didn't even do anything to deserve it... Is this because of that free lunch thing I forgot to cash in?
>>7364627
I think you should actively consider to avafag as Littlefinger from the popular Game of Thrones series that airs on the HBO channel.
>>7364655
Cut that descriptive crap out and just say you stabbed me, Rika. "A short brunette in pigtails--" Yeah, like there's more than one.
I came out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
>>7364668
seconded
>>7364614
But it IS a long time!.. You are lucky that there was and is something I need to take care of. I would really stab you right now, if there wasn't anything to take care of, so instead let's do it like this.
>Grabs your hand
>Pulls it up
>Picks up a needle
>Stabs your ring finger
>>7364675
Hey. Madotsuki is, too. She looks like me, but with a pink sweater.
>>7364668
I agree too this post too
>>7364627
You should fag Kamina from Gurren Lagan. We already have one of our most fantastic RPers, Soviet, eagerly awaiting so he can play Simon to accompany your Kamina.
>>7364688
Missed you
CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR BUT THE BED IS ON THE CEILING
>>7364695
not that anon but soviet really did Simon?
>>7364668
I also agree with the content of the post
>>7364688
>tanks your tank
>>7364674
You're one of the cool kids now, Anon. How does it feel to be one of us?
>>7364682
Fourteen days isn't that long. Really, I-- OW.
>Alfred winces.
What was that for? Is this a blood pact or something? Belarus, I might be the relative to a magician, but I'm not crazy like one! God!
>>7364688
Yo. And when does she come around, huh? Go on, tell me the last time you saw her.
I'm betting one day of McDonalds that it wasn't last week, or the week before.
>>7364668
I concur
>>7364627
You should fag Rintarou Okabe from Steins;Gate. There's a high demand for someone so smart, sophisticated and slightly nihilistic.
>>7364627
you ever though of playing Seth Rollins? We could use a wrestler ava.
What advance wars avas have been taken?
>>7364713
You done over there?
>>7364696
Sure you did.
>>7364714
I dunno, a month or two ago? So?
>>7364728
>None to my knowledge.
>>7364627
You should play King Knight from 3 guys 1 hammer. HG could use his intelligence, nihilism, and wicked sense of humor.
how many pokemon avas are there these days?
>>7364732
Seriously stop being so doubtful
>>7364651
I just wanted to stab you.
>>7364714
But you asked me to stab you. This counts as stabbing, right?
>>7364744
>Zombie noises
>>7364714
p great desu
>hya hya hya
>>7364752
No.
>>7364739
Maybe one day I will play best gym leader again.
This thread could really do with some motivation towards great RP.
Where is Joris Cullen when you need him?
>>7364759
Could you let me in? I got stuck.
>>7364748
>pets
>>7364739
>I picked up Hanbei from Pokemon Conquest.
>>7364740
Eh. I'm a very suspicious person.
>>7364766
Cant tell if serious or shitposting desu
>>7364732
Yeah, a month or two.
Now tell me why in the holy mother of Britannia I would ever think it was her that stabbed me.
>>7364744
Yeah, I guess I have that effect on everyone I meet. Anyway, yeah! You stabbed me, it really hurts, and now I'm bleeding!
Please, please pass me a bandaid.
>>7364750
I...
>Alfred sighs.
Okay, yes, that does sound like stabbing to me. Fine, you win this round. Now give me a bandage so I can wrap this up, please.
>>7364758
Damn freaking right it does. You're one of the cool kids. Free McDonalds every Sunday, hot damn!
The laugh is a key part of it. You're one of us, now.
>>7364779
Serious, he really was one of a kind.
>>7364767
You can stay out there in the rain.
>>7364781
Right, right. Hold still.
>Goes through the painful process of disinfecting the wound, stitching it cut close, then placing a bandage wrap around the wound.
>
>>7364781
Did I ever say something like that? I just really wanted to mess you up.
>>7364794
You actually gonna use that pigsticker?
>>7364793
Awww. Ok.
>>7364769
>falls asleep, its murderous intentions put on hold for later
>>7364793
>Alfred goes through it all with a bit of screaming, a lot of tears, and cursing the day England found him.
Ow, okay, I get your point, I know you hate me. Just say it out loud and get it over with.
>>7364800
It was implied when I said there weren't too many short brunettes with pigtails.
Yeah, you stabbed me. Whoop-de-freaking-do. Does it look and sound like I was messed up to you? If that's all you're going to do, then you might as well leave.
Nothing will change.
>>7364781
What? Bandages? But this is basically a scratch! You grab a bangages every time you are going through a blood test?
>>7364793
wait do we have a sakuya ava now? nice nice
that's my cat's name
>>7364817
>now
We have like 4 of them
>>7364823
the more the merrier ;)
>>7364816
Yes, I always grab bandages when going through a blood test. I'm a fragile person, one prick of a needle could kill me.
It's hard being the hero. On one hand, you're strong, but on the other hand, you're a glass cannon!
>>7364815
I don't hate you. If I hated you then you wouldn't be breathing right now and I would not go through the trouble of stitching your wound up.
>>7364817
(There are five of them.)
>>7364815
You know. You should take pride in the fact that I now hate you more than my original sworn enemy.
>>7364831
so sakuya orgy when
>>7364835
(When all PC-98 touhou are dead.)
>>7364831
Good point! Now that I think about it, it's more like stress relief than an act out of hate. Okay, you win. You did it because you could?
>>7364834
Well, okay. You hate me. It's not like you didn't hate me before. You hate me more than you hated your original enemy.
I understand your point.
>>7364836
But PC98 is dead.
>>7364840
You said to stab you and I simply fulfilled your request.
>>7364843
(That's bullshit but I'll believe it.)
>>7364848
>you hear counting by the door.
>>7364830
Well, if you don't have a hemophilia, you should be alright... But ok, let me patch you.
>>7364848
I... Technically did. You fulfilled it, but in the chest? That HURTS, man. I'd have appreciated it if you stabbed me in the leg instead.
But don't do that, it was just a suggestion! Seriously, please don't!
>>7364852
Just to be reassured it won't get infected. I would appreciate it a lot, but all I need is a bandaid, really.
"Patch you"? What, are you going to do it for me?
Post secret discords and their members
>>7364840
More than the person who stood as my exact opposite. Oh, by the way. I don't think my mom's going to approve of you keeping me away from family. If you thought ghosts scared you before, you're gonna hate life now.
...
>>7364874
>kissu
>>7364874
>pops bubble
>>7364874
>>7364874
>>7364880
>>7364882
>>7364866
I will place a patch on your finger, obviously. But yeah, we should disinfect it first.
>Grabs a bottle of vodka
>Opens it
>>7364877
>the kissu does nothing
>>7364879
>the bubble pops, waking him up immediately
H-Huh? What's going on?
>>7364880
Hey, wake up. It's time to get started with our day.
>>7364881
What are you going to do with that?
...
>>7364882
>>7364884
>>7364891
Sleeping is nothing to mock others about.
>>7364896
>he's just plain out of it.
KYAAAA
>>7364871
Okay. You're going to tell her about something that happened three to five months ago, and said incident has been somewhat resolved since she's here, and she'll sic ghosts on me for it.
Awesome. Thanks for the heads-up, I'm glad that you told me instead of keeping it a surprise and spooking the shit out of me when it happens. Thank you. For someone that hates me, you're doing a good job of doing that.
>>7364887
All I need is a bandaid, you don't have to actually do the whole disinfecting thing...
Seriously, all I need is a bandaid! You don't need vodka for it, it's okay! I'm okay!
>>7364866
I know that was a suggestion, idiot. Also, the chest is the perfect place to stab a person because of reasons.
........
>>7364901
>shakes the sleeping man
Please wake up! There's no time to be lazing around!
>>7364884
>>7364896
N-No...Shuten, don't. Don't put that thing in there...
>The boy's voice awakens the Oni
A-aahh! I-I mean who dares to disturb my slumber?
>>7364890
I still have time before class starts.
>>7364912
This has gone too far! Going to sleep because I happen to doze off isn't fair to the one person who was actually sleeping!
>>7364916
I did. Please don't fall asleep like that. It makes me feel responsible for boring everyone to sleep.
>>7364919
You should use that time to your advantage. Study and look over notes before your education formally begins.
>>7364909
Oooooh, no. She's the ghost. A ghost of pure vengeance that's older than America, and is fiercely vengeful of something like that. It's only fair to warn you of the inevitable.
>She smiles cruelly.
It'll be fun to watch.
>>7364904
>Shimakaze's slumber is interrupted by the yelling loli, prompting her to get up and kick it in the face
SHUT! UP!
>>7364912
....
>>7364915
Huh? Whoa, whoa, hey! Eeasy, there. I'm just resting my eyes....
>>7364916
This jerk in green over here likes disturbing a lot of peoples' sleep....
>>7364925
but its 10:18pm where I am! Thats a perfectly acceptable time to sleep!
>>7364909
Alright-alright
>Gives you a bandaid
Heh, I can even see how you try to treat the scratches from your cat. It's funny.
>>7364938
But then you are in danger of......
SPOOKY SKELETONS
>rattle rattle
>>7364934
Do that later on. It's rude to do it when others are up and conversing. It makes it look like they're boring you.
>>7364937
Please don't do this to me.
>>7364938
Passing out in the open space isn't safe. Someone might steal you and make you their slave.
>Tries to sleep, forgetting the fact she physically cannot sleep.
>>7364911
Ow! My self-esteem's been critically hit! I thought we were friends, Sakuya...
Because you can stab their heart, puncture their lung, I know. Sheesh, you didn't have to do it that hard, it was a miracle you didn't kill me!
>>7364926
Yeah. "Warn your worst enemy that you hate over one event to the point of siccing your family on them that your mother will spook them to the point of death". Showing off that engineer wit, huh?
My friend, have you ever heard of something called... Ignoring them? Seriously, she's a GHOST. Nothing's stopping me from ignoring her, turning around and walking away.
>>7364939
Thank you!
>Alfred puts the bandaid on, looking a bit annoyed over the teasing.
Americat is kind, thank you very much. It's not funny, I just don't tolerate pain all that well. Okay? Come the morning, I'll be completely fine.
>>7364955
Zamb
>pets
>>7364955
I found Aussa.
>>7364925
So you were the foolish one who caused me to awaken...Wait, what?
>The Oni giggles
Of course it was your fault! You were the one who put me to sleep with your boring personality! I hope you're ready to take responsibility!
>>7364934
But you assisted him in it! By sleeping in my general direction you disturbed me! Of course the filthy humans are working together!
>>7364952
Nobody was talking to me, though.
>>7364955
Didn't you bite me a few weeks ago?
>>7364959
That is Baron
>>7364961
Please forgive me! I didn't mean to bore you to sleep! I only wanted to make sure you weren't in trouble!
>>7364962
I'm talking to you right now. Am I not good enough for you?
>>7364964
Same thing,
What is this? Otto? This is cute. I will have fun talking to you, Otto.
>>7364955
Humans can't even take care of their deceased. How uncivilized!
>The Oni kicks dirt into the face of the corpse
I'll make them pay for making me do this!
>>7364955
>Throws a knife at your head to end your miserable life.
>>7364956
That's because it wasn't deep enough. We are friends but right now I am on edge since I haven't been able to participate in any of the games as of lately. My blood lust is extremely high right now.
>>7364968
Nah, Baron actually tries to go full meme.
>>7364959
Huh? Where?
>>7364958
>doesn't really notice it
>>7364963
>Rises out of some random grave she found
Huh? But you arn't a jiangshi. You should be one by now. Did I do it wrong?
>>7364970
>>7364971
>she flails around, unable to see, trying to get the knife out of her head, unable too since she didn't do her arm exercises this morning
>>7364961
Hey, I for one happen to believe in living in peace with others. I didn't even know you were here, honest.
>He stifles a yawn.
I just wanna sleep.
>>7364966
Yeah, but...you were just talking "at" me until you woke me up.
>>7364969
It'll be fun for me too, I hope. Your face doesn't look so approachable right now.
>>7364971
Ah, that makes sense. It still hurts, but that's a given because it's still a cut. If it's that high, why not punch a wall? I hear that it's a good way to relieve stress!
...Blood-lust IS a kind of stress, right? Or am I thinking of something else?
>>7364966
>The Oni keeps giggling like a little kid
Don't expect me to forgive you so easily! You must present a sacrifice for me, or else I'll just eat you!
Oh crap he saw me.
>>7364985
Hey there Otto. You seem like a lot of fun just from a few glances. May I get to know you better?
>>7364956
Only problem being, she's the person who taught ME magic. As in she's stronger than me. A lot stronger.
Oh, and...there's nothing stopping her from reaching in to your chest, making her hand solid, and just...squeeeeezing at that heart of yours'.
>>7364983
You must have bitten me in the wrong place. You may have gotten lucky the first time, but I won't give you the satisfaction of biting me a second time!
>>7364984
I wanted to make sure you were safe! It's natural to assume someone is deceased if their eyes are closed and they aren't making any sounds.
>>7364990
I-I'm afraid I don't have anything to give you. Usually merchants always carry their items around, but I figured I would leave mine back home.
>>7364995
I'm a little worried by how willing you are to talk to me. Most people tease me and beat me for being different. I'm not sure how I should take this upfront behavior...
>>7364990
>Why is this image so hot?
>>7364999
Uh-huh. She knows a lot of magic, she can possess me and make me do weird stuff, anything I can do, she can do better.
I'm trying so hard to not disrespect your family since this isn't their fight (something which you disregarded), but... I can still walk away? Nothing's stopping her. Yeah, nothing's stopping me from leaving.
>>7364988
Punching a wall is something you do when you are enraged about something while being powerless to do anything. Blood lust is something else though.
>>7364983
>The Oni ignores that the dead body is actually moving, and just keeps kicking dirt at her
This is going to take some time, but the more time I waste here, the more gruesome punishment I can give to the humans!
>Dirt kicking intensifies
>>7364984
Stop trying to make up excuses, human! Now that I know you're the henchman of that other guy, I won't even think about listening to you!
>>7365008
W-What? But how do you expect me to forgive you if you didn't bring anything? Y-You want me to forgive you, right? If you didn't that would make me angry, and you don't want to deal with an angry Oni!
>>7365008
Going in my sleep...heh. Sounds peaceful. Well, I'm not out yet, so can I go back to sleep?
>>7364952
Too late.
>>7365008
Oi... I am not most people... I think your personality is charming. Or cute in other words. I am just an observer, I look at people from far, I don't have much experience in talking to them really. So, tell me, what food do you like?
>punches the poster below
>>7365011
Hot? Because both of us are beautiful Oni! That's why! Especially Shuten!
>>7365020
Can't see. I can't see Seiga!
>She hops around blindly eventually tripping and falling onto you
>>7365017
But it still helps. You can do it for just about anything stress-related, as a matter of fact. Angry at life? Punch a wall! It's foolproof.
What's blood-lust like, then? You can't just kill someone... Because you HAVE to. Want to. Feel like doing it, I don't know.
>>7365014
You try doing much of anything with a hand clamped down on your heart. Hmpf. That's all I'll say on the matter. I'm done.
>>7365031
That plays into it, sure. But that's not all.
I think it's the onixpected feeding thing.
>>7365020
>Otto pats himself down in order to find something suitable for the Oni.
I-I don't even have gold on me! I'm as poor as a church mouse! I-I don't know how to get you to forgive me!
>>7365021
If that is what you wish, then so be it. I'll make sure nobody harms you while you're out.
>>7365023
Wh-who is this? I don't remember seeing any slaves here.
>>7365024
Y-You think I'm cute!? First Chibikko, then You, and now you!? How come I keep attracting people so easily!? I didn't do anything to deserve this!
>>7364956
>Last exam tomorrow, so I should prepare for it. Then I will be free. I will be free before the thunderstorm. But for now, goodbye.
>>7365046
is leaf
>>7365020
I don't even know the guy, and Warlords don't make very good 'minions'. Hey...how about we just knock him out and both go to sleep? We can even use my Mareep as a pillow.
>>7365046
Eh...thanks. By the way...I think the horned girl's angry.
>>7365055
What a peculiar name. I've heard my fair share of strange names, but Leaf by fair is the weirdest. It's a pleasure to meet you, Leaf. I hope you don't remain a slave for long.
>>7365056
What did you do to anger her?
>>7365036
IT's the feeling of wanting to either physically harm someone or take someone's life.
>>7365046
It's your personality. And I am getting the feeling I know this You you speak of. Well. What did you eat last? I am curious.
>>7365066
You woke us up, and she's pinning me as an accomplice. Go figure, huh?
>>7365074
I can't remember. It's been a long time since I've last eaten anything. I can tell you that the last thing I drank was wine. I hope that helps you a little bit.
>>7365077
That's silly. Why would you be an accomplice to me? We just met today, and on top of it all we did nothing wrong. I think it wants a reason to be mad.
I really want to talk but I just feel so...meh
>>7365035
W-Wait, don't do that!
>The Oni tries to run away, but she isn't able to turn around before the dead body falls on her
G-Get off me! I-I'm the King of all Oni, so respect that and die somewhere else!
>>7365043
>onixpected
Leave my sight! Right now, go and never return!
>>7365046
Use your legs and run to the closest market to buy me something! You do that or I'll eat your legs! That seems like a fair deal!
>>7365056
I don't feel like sleeping anymore, and you can't tell me what to do! I have to make him pay for his crimes against me!
>>7365101
How can I leave your sight if you're not even seeing me?
>>7365092
Oh wow... I have been drinking wine since evening till morning, all night. I guess we are in the same boat here. Is there really nothing you want to talk about? Eh... Merchants these days..
>>7365092
It's a woman...I don't really get it, either....
>>7365101
Hey, I wasn't trying to. Can I just go back to sleep now? I'm being serious here, this place has seriously left me wanting.
I have problems
>>7365041
I'm sure it's hard to do anything, but I've died before. Thrice, four times by your hands. It's nothing new. She can try, but... What's the point? I don't even want to fight her since it's not even her fault.
I'm not stupid, Rika. I can just walk away, and you damn well know it. Have a nice life. Maybe one day, tensions will have died down enough for us to be civil again.
>>7365053
>See you later, Belarus. I'm cheering for you!
>>7365073
I mean, I know that, but... How can you just feel that? It's not easy just feeling like you have to kill someone, that's not easily obtained. Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way.
Someone please kill me
>>7365101
Please don't eat my legs! They're very important to me! I need them to get me from one place to another!
E-Even if I wanted to do this for you I wouldn't have anything to buy it with! I can't afford the air I'm breathing right now!
>>7365110
I'm not sure what you want to talk about, sir. I'm still blindsided by your kind words. I've been called cute so many times that I don't know what to think anymore.
>>7365111
Are you sure? It may look like one, but that doesn't mean it can't be male.
>>7365101
Help me, I can't see!
>she flails her arms about trying to loosen them up, scratching into the oni's arms by accident
>2017, people are still RPing to this
You guys are niggers.
>>7365133
>>7365124
It's uhh... I am not sure myself anymore.. I just wanted to know you, that's all to be honest. Well... What kind of wine did you drink? I drank an entire bottle of Bobal wine. I promised myself to drink one cup, I overdid it.
>tfw it's less than 1 month until your 2nd birthday spent with HG
>>7365127
Nooo, that's...definitely a woman. Kinda familiar, for some reason, actually.
>>7365145
Three months for me. Here's to a massive timesink. Cheers.
>>7365140
I buy whatever's cheapest. As a merchant I've got no money to spend on luxury goods, and alcohol is one thing I have to cut corners on. Same thing with booze too. I get the cheapest stuff when I go to the bar!
>>7365145
If I would of stuck around, then my 2nd HG birthday would of been this month as well.
>>7365066
im a free man now dont worry
>>7365145
>tfw same
>>7365145
Less than 3 days for me. Too bad nobody will remember my bday like yukine
>>7365108
Even if I can't see you, I can still feel your smell, which is even worse because the stench of smelly humans like you is just the worst.
>>7365111
No! You have to help with this, because you were his accomplice this time! If you don't do it, I'll punish you too for your crimes against me!
>>7365124
Steal from someone! I don't care, but you should carE lot about it! Just remember the consequences that would come with refusing my orders!
>>7365127
T-That's it! Nobody can harm me without paying for it!
>A gigantic red hand appears above them and it grabs onto the dead body, raising it from the ground
N-Now you stay there!
>The Oni gets up from the ground
I think that birth is irrelevant in any kind of way. To me it's pointless to celebrate my own birth or anyone's else's.
>>7365156
Poor you. I will need to buy you something someday. You need to taste this Arab brand wine, it's serious business.
>>7365173
... "Feel" my smell?
>>7365168
I remember nub.
>>7365152
>>7365152
>By now she's loosened her arms enough to wipe the sand and dust out of her eyes.
Huh? Where am I?
>>7365145
And who might you be hmmm??
>>7365173
I'm not his accomplice, I never saw him before in my life.
>He slowly lies down, and rests his head against what looks like a sheep.
Punish me later....
>Seriously, sorry, but I gotta sleep. Night.
>>7365185
It wouldn't be fun if i just told you
>>7365163
That's good! I can't imagine what it's like to be ensalved, but knowing how men can treat women I can only imagine how degrading it was.
>>7365173
>Otto jerks upward and the expression changes from worried to delighted
Actually, I do have something for you!
>Otto skimpers off into the night and shortly returns with half a bottle of wine
Here! It's all yours!
>>7365177
What is an A-rabi? The word itself sounds wonderful! I would be excited if I wasn't worried you might do something to whatever the content is inside an A-rabi.
>>7365180
>>7365168
>Implying I don't have that shit marked on my calendar
>>7365145
>tfw third birthday to be spent here less than three months away.
I feel old.
>>7365199
>tfw i joined just 5 days after my bday
>>7365189
No, but I hardly get the see any of the original fags anymore.Plus, I hardly visit here myself.
Post Birthday Dates
>>7365207
July the Fourth
>>7365207
March 6th
>>7365206
Right here, fuckface.
>>7365207
The 24th of May
>>7365199
>Third birthday
Nigger, HG has only been around 2 years
>>7365207
21th of September
>>7365197
Sing me a ballad
>>7365206
Who are the original fags?
>>7365190
It's some place outside of your imagination Otto. It's always sand and mountains there. No one in Kingdom of Lugnica know's or heard of Arabia I speak of. In other words, I am a foreigner from another land, no need to worry about me. I may be a creep but I do not mean harm. Oh, and considering how your continent is, there are some areas just like Arabia near Lugnica. You would probably be able to sell some rare goods there.
>>7365217
My Birthday is in Feb, 2015, 2016, and now 2017, my third one is coming up too.
Lol, I just made you look fucking stupid.
>>7365207
Jan 26
>>7365207
Feb 19
>>7365225
Ship me with Asuka.
>>7365217
>2015
>2016
>2017
Three years is possible
>>7365225
Ya sure showed him, baws.
>>7365230
You have better chances with Junko's Asuka, baby.
>>7365235
Can I ship with you bby~
Now guess which ava is which date
>>7365235
But I'm not an anime girl
>cries in spainish
>>7365178
Y-Yes. F-Feel it.
I think I'll just go back to sleeping. It's clear that I'm in need of it.
>>7365188
Hey I'm not done with you! How dare you just go to sleep when the King of the Oni is trying to decide your fate?
>The Oni kicks some dirt on the sleeping man
I'll deal with you later!
>>7365190
>The Oni stares at the bottle with and tries her hardest to read the label on it
What's that supposed to be?
>tfw have good rp
>>7365232
No, I sure showed **you**.
>>7365241
That's near impossible anon... I'm not a miracle worker.
>tfw have shit rp
>tfw have rp
>>7365223
H-How do you know of Lugnica!? N-Nobody here knows of that place! I was sure I was the only one, but you...y-you somehow know of it! What kind of magic are you using right now!?
>>7365245
It's a liquid you can drink! It's just like water, except it tastes even better!
>Otto holds the bottle out for the oni
Go ahead and drink the rest of it. I'm sure you'll love ever drop of it!
>tfw have nice rp
>>7365251
Dahh ohkay, baws!
I miss the March 2015 fags
Where are they now?
>tfw can't rp
>rp
>>7365264
ded
>>7365264
All Dead.
>>7365268
Whatever helps you save face as a fucking anonymous poster, retard.
>>7365245
Good sleep then.
Tell your friend I said hi. She's cute.
>>7365259
I have already used my Heaven's Door on you and have read all about it. Wonderful place. Please do not be alerted. It's something I do.
>>7365268
>say third birthday spent here
>you read third year here
You're a special case aren't you?
>
>>7365272
Still using that argument.
Neat.
Post Hoshi's dogs
Post Junko's dogs
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>>7365277
Pardon me for asking, but what's a "Heaven's Door"?
>>7365264
Dead but not forgotten
>>7365293
>Hoshis dogs
Rin
Madao
Izaya
Wiggins
>Junkos dogs
LF
Adachi
>>7365298
heavens door aka chibikko's pussy
>>7365303
Bert was browchan
>>7365302
How did Junko's fat ass get all the actually funny and interesting people on her side?
>>7365259
>The Oni frowns as she hears the boy's answer to her question
I know what alcohol is, you useless human! I just thought that you were trying to humor me by bringing that cheap drink to me!
>A blanket appears in the Oni's hand and she walks away with it
Bring me a real drink by time I wake up, and by real drink I mean sake!
>>7365274
I'm not following your orders or anything, but I'll tell her just because I feel like it.
>>7365299
Shut up estellise.
>You will never gain an army of whiteknights for being a female irl
I hate being a male
>>7365308
>>7365302
>I'm relevant enough to be called someone's dog again
Oh stop~
>>7365311
Because female
>>7365311
>LF
>funny
>interesting
>>7365320
Fuck off mutt, go lick your masters toes.
>>7365303
E-Eh?
>>7365312
Do you think I'm made of gold, or...?
>>7365311
>Adachi
>funny and interesting
:thinking:
>>7365317
>I hate being a male
Have you ever been introduced to the exciting world of cross-dressing, anon?
I bet you'd be a cute girl.
>>7365327
Oh yes mastah, I'll go back to picking cotton and being Hoshis shitposting mercenary like a good little negro.
>>7365335
I've lived as a male all my life, I would never be able to pull off a convincing female.
Are there any other HGers aside from Junko who are females irl?
>>7365342
Tricky.
Fuck, that's it. We're lonely bastards.
>>7365340
The only one you need to convince is yourself, cutie. If I feel pretty, I am pretty <3
>implying Junko isn't a catfish
>>7365351
Calm your permanent hate boner, hoshit.
>>7365355
>Junko's Whiteknight
>>7365342
Me, wanna erp~
>>7365358
Yes
>>7365342
Tricky, I doubt Junko is a girl.
Good night, hg
>>7365365
Junko is a girl for sure.
If she isn't one, he is doing a bang up job catfishing.
>>7365222
Nice trips.
The originals from what I recall were: Hoshi, Mion, Shion, Re-Class, Ta-Class, Ilya, Kana, Nymph, all the Knights (Propeller, King, Shovesy), Sliver Queen, Nonon, Vader, Nep, Im sorry if I forgot anyone.
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>>7365369
I mean, it's a 50/50
I'm sure Tricky is a girl though considering her interest, even heard her voice once
>>7365383
>he doesn't know
>>7365383
Tricky is biologically female, can confirm, though hormone levels may be... anomalous.
>>7365383
Tricky posted tits a long time ago
Junko is yet to post tits
>>7365383
we know tricky is a girl because she posted nudes
>>7365374
>not included
Am I confirmed newfag?
>>7365389
You've always just kind of... been there, buddy.
There you are.
>Gives treat
>>7365342
Ta-Class: Super cunt and shes retired.
Tricky: Jailbait.
>>7365389
Just forgettable.
>>7365394
>Okashit
>Forgettable
>>7365392
>>7365394
Does this mean I can bring back Souda and not get meme'd with him?
>>7365400
Hahahahahhaha no
>>7365402
S-Sorry for asking
>>7365396
I'm only not forgettable because I started the spread of Dangans. I should have been hung for that.
>>7365400
>Can I bring back the only entertaining ava I've ever had.
Yes. Yes you can.
>>7365312
That wasn't an order, just a request.
>>7365406
Junko was the one who spread the dangans silly
>>7365415
And her legs.
Kum is cute
>>7365355
>Believing Junko is a female
>>7365360
Alright, just send me some money though PayPal and I'll erp with you.
Who is the most average avafag in HG?
>>7365396
Just wanted to make an easy joke. Love the guy
>>7365421
Aussa and Stocking
>>7365407
KK used to tell me I was shit for using Souda, but after trying to play a retard ava he realized it's a lot harder being dumb than he thinks.
>>7365415
Technically it was KK for using about five of them at once. He also should've been hung.
>>7365418
Cum?
>>7365398
Sure, but she's Skyped with several of her close friends in here. Ask her exes Mion, Estellise, Deadpool, Ilya, the dude that played someone from Game of Thrones
>>7365429
>Mion
Do you mean Shion?
>>7365421
The Urotsukifag. He isn't bad or cancerous. He's just super boring and bland.
>>7365434
me to
>>7365432
Nope I ment Mion.
>>7365442
But Mion's gay.
>>7365443
Mion had a really edgy ship with Ta. It was some quality cringe.
>>7365429
Can confirm, she was a blonde
>>7365451
Oh, thaaat. I thought you meant the actual people.
>>7365451
I thought me and ta was quality cringe but then again anything + me usually is. Like seriously how did this edgelord end up with three different people it makes no sense.
>>7365429
SWP and Ilya is one of my earliest memories of HG and I'll never forget the cringe when I read something like "Now come with me to Steam, my love, [for sexy time]" completely unironic and in character.
Reminder, Junko is a catfish..
>>7365485
Stop spreading your toxic rumors Asuka.
We don't believe you.
>>7365464
Yeah with small brown highlights, hair length, short
>>7365485
I wanna eat a catfish.
>>7365476
Don't reply to me ever again
>>7365496
You don't want to eat THAT kind of catfish buddy
>there are people who actually think ff15 is a good game
lmao
>>7365502
omg stfu
>>7365489
Junko is a dude irl and you're retarded if you believe that shit.
>>7365502
It's not. It's a great game.
>>7365502
>There also exists people that think ff13 was good
>>7365509
it's so fucking bad and easy
>What, your party died? Just Phoenix down them even though you're already dead!
literally impossible to lose
There are people who exist that believe Junko is a girl.
>>7365506
>cuck
The worst buzzword to ever exist. People who genuinely fap to that filth need to kill themselves.
There are people who exist
>>7365508
And you're just being an obsessed sociopath for trying to say otherwise.
HURR HURR NO GRILLS ON THE INTERNET
Fuck off Asuka
>ywn cuck yourself
>>7365531
Junko is male.
>>7365497
Want me to reply to your wife's son?
>tfw I know Junko is a dude irl
>tfw I just sit back on watch these clueless cucks defend "her"
>>7365528
I wish I didn't but I can't stop.
>>7365531
"She" has a deep voice.
>>7365550
How do you know that?
Reposting this idea from the last thread, was near the end. I dunno just kicking weird ideas around.
So I had this really weird idea kicking around for some kind of ERP campaign with some rather odd rules for combat and the results of combat.
Warning, kinda focused on genital TF/modification/damage.
Because of porn logic, the world would be heavily focused on genitals. Articles of clothing either totally bare the crotch or are extremely revealing, and having big or other wise impressive junk is a sign of status.
Stat improvement would make your privates more impressive and thus bring you higher up in the eyes of society, basically increasing your social rank along with increasing your character stats.
On the flip side, enemies generally are focused on taking away what you've got down there. Potions and spells inflicting genital reduction, monsters trying to bite at your tender bits or just plain being castrated by the victor.
With healing magic stuff can grow back, but there's also complications if magical items or curses get involved that might prompt the adventures, like 'The king put on a cursed cock ring and needs you to find the counter curse before it shrinks his dick away to nothing'. or something like that.
Add in some complications to the social aspect of the roleplay where your junk dictates who outranks who in society, with castrated characters being reduced to slave status, which could lead to some unexpected situations like the big bara tank character losing his nads and ending up owned by the mage he was passively bullying all campaign.
Combat never results in death through setting justification non-logic, I think it would be kind of interesting where your character won't die if you lose terribly but you'd have to deal with unwanted stat changes and have to roleplay them in a different way while the party either works towards restoring your character, or they get used to their new role.
>>7365531
He's mad cause he will never get any action IRL, hence why he has to take out his frustrations on here and chimp out.
>>7365543
No she isn't
>>7365517
>Using crutches makes games easy.
Brilliant deduction.
Now go do the "no items allowed" dungeon and realize that gitting gud is possible.
The game's solid, they just had to casualize the fuck out of the combat because 2016.
Is kk a cute girl?
Junko is 38 years old.
>>7365429
>>7365482
>Reminding me about cuck Illya
Yamete...
>>7365558
>tfw LF and Adachi are getting all the action
>>7365571
Very cute. She gives me lots of kisses and chocolates.
>avafagging comunity
>no one avafags
I remember when the image/post ratio was almost 1:1
>>7365576
Also a catfish
>>7365583
At least the shitpost to post ratio is still 1:1
Would people still defend Junko if they found out he was actually a 38 year old male?
>>7365567
>one shitty and easy dungeon where you're not allowed to use items
yeah that really takes alot of skill to do
they just need to go back to making good final fantasies that are turn based again
Junko has male parts and plays a girl over the internet, tricking people into getting what she wants.
>>7365592
>tricking people into getting what she wants
Why does he want to be hated?
>>7365590
Why did they ever stray from turn based anyways? Always had solid combat with it.
>>7365592
just because you have a cock doesn't mean you're not a female, you transphobe!!
>>7365594
I mean, I can RP if you'd like.
>caught
Who cares about Junko when Miss. Sonia is the pretties girl of them all?
>>7365298
Sorry for late reply, I was gone to the local market to buy some more wine for myself. Umm.. Heaven's Door is what I call a Stand. It's a supernatural power that is contracted to server it's used for all life and if the stand dies, the user does too. My stand can allow me to read your life story and everything you know, I can also alter those things you know and even erase memories. That is the reason you didn't remember the first time I used that on you.
>>7365592
Can you just stop shitting on her for one second?
Junko is an important part of this community, and helped shape it into what it is. If it weren't for her, we wouldn't have had good avafags, the lifeboat board, interesting ships and most importantly, the games.
>>7365599
Because they were retarded
FFX will always be the last good FF game, unless they go back to turn based
I don't realize why people must defend the implied gender of a 38 year old man on the internet.
Could it be that they are ashamed of their commitment to him?
The image limit has been reached
>>7365590
You want to know how I know you didn't actually beat that dungeon? :^)
>>7365589
To be honest, I'm not really in on all this side choosing because its dumb and I don't want to involve myself with silly drama.
>>7365613
Pretty much, they also seem to be leaving the more final fantasy settings behind. I mean, 15 has a flying car and modern cities for cheist sake.
>>7365618
>implying i would even play a minute of a shit game
>>7365615
I dont realize why people feel the need to shitpost when they know it drags the place down.
>>7365615
He's done a stand up job at pulling off a convincing female.
>>7365628
>cheist
Yeah... probably time to sleep
>>7365628
At least ff15 got one thing right, the adamantoise
so much better than any other instance of it
>>7365633
>Posting the truth
>Shitposting
>>7365628
7 had cell phones, vehicles, power reactors, and it still felt final fantasy as fuck.
>>7365646
I mean 7 has the platform jumping going for it, but for the most part it did. Considering the cities didn't seem too modern.