/sug/ - Steven Universe General Polygamy Edition Last Thre

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First for Lapiven

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>>7357933

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>>7357960
Third for Robbie

>>7357961
>this is not the pearl i ordered

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Gems should discover the mystery of gravity falls

Jasper fucking the Lapis and Sapphire fusion when?

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>>7357960
canon

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>>7357977
>>7358032
Gems should find love.

>>7357977
>>7358032
>>7358049
Lapidirts should fucking kill themselves.

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>>7358049
I don't want this.

>>7358075
I'm sorry.

We can all live in harmony with each other.
Lapisfags
Jasperfags
Stevenfags
Rosefags
Peridotfags
Garnetfags
Rubyfags
Sapphirefags
all the fags
we can all live in peace and harmony!

>>7358098
No

>>7358029
>Conqueror Kings II
>Not Hearts of Steel III

Crewniverse confirmed for shit taste in Grand Strategy

>>7358098
Sure pal, just remove any fags that are here purely for shitposting and don't care for the show.

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<3

<3

<3

<3

>no place safer in the world

>no place better to rest

>no calmer harbor can be found

>than that of jasper's breast

>>7358066
kys

>>7358148
Such as lapis, Steven, ruby, and sapphire fags?

>>7358148
I hope TLHG raids you faggots again.

>>7358196
>>7358228
Talking about outside /sug/ forces like the second reply mentions.

>>7358228
Nigger

>>7358196
And especially Jasper

>>7358296
fucking kys

>>7358196
>ruby
I hardly ever post about my waifu. What the fuck are you on about?

>>7358306
you first jascuck

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<3

<3

<3

<3

Surrendering to
the moment of your hunger;
sweet child at my breast.

Sweet, milky giggles
Baby’s trusting eyes look up
Forging bonds that last.


The smell of your skin
Cuddling you into my chest
Let the Life Milk flow

>>7358306
>this butthurt
Jasperfags are the ultimate cancer.

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>>7358196
Lapisfag here followed the show since pilot been posting threads since rose's room. I wouldn't be here if I didn't care about the show.

>>7358413
>trying to reason with a jascuck
literally keking

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>>7358196
I wonder who's behind this post.

STOP METAPOSTING KILL YOURSELFES FIND SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT!

>>7358470
Until this >>7358306 post I would have guessed a Pearlfag since they're not listed either, yet all they do is shitpost.

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>>7358479
What do you expect from this episode?

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REQUESTING THIS BUT DRAWN DIFFERENTLY

>>7358479
>KILL YOURSELFES

>>7358479
you first jascuck

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havent been here for a day or two, whats with all the jasper and steven?

>>7358537
The CGs come back from space, maybe with the Rubies, and something's really off. Connie relays what happened while they were away, likely involving her, Lapis, and Peridot defeating a corrupted gem/gems.

>>7358562
Just delusional jasperfag(s?) shitposting, like always.

>>7358537
I expect it to be decent. This might be the first actually good Connie episode.

>>7358562
/ss/ is on vogue and it's Jasper's turn

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>>7358562
Jasper will fuse with Steven before Pearl and maybe even lapis will

>>7358487
Everybody knows Jasperfags only watch it for one character, look at all the pissy ones that dropped it or complain 24/7.

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I've been gone for three days. Is there new leaks

>>7358639
kys

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>>7358576
I happy Lapis and Peridot are finally going to meet Connie. This took longer than should have.

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>>7358570
ah, makes sense
>>7358591
even more so
>>7358601
all my Dosh is towards peridot for stevens next fusion

>>7358639
No.

>>7358669
>This took longer than should have.
That describes everything in this show.

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Can we stop talking about Jasperfags?

>>7358669
actually that worrys me
lapis might joke around with steven but trigger the gems
they nearly killed andy for just wanting his barn back

>>7358639
Steven leaked all over Jasper's bubble.

>>7358726
>still no supportive art of these three in good light
oh well

>>7358601
>delusional and retarded

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>we never got to see a flashback of PD deflowering her Jasper

>>7358729
If Lapis purposefully punts at obviously sensitive topics then hell yeah Garnet will poof her ass.

>>7358669
Can't wait until Lapis meets the CG in season 9

>>7358726
not until they all suicide

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>>7358729
I wonder how they're going I react to her.

>>7358824
kys first then well talk

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>>7358795
>lapis
I meant to say connie might trigger lapis and peridot, my bad

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Crazy little theory here. What if English IS the Gem language? And the sounds Onion, Sourcream, and Yellowtail use is human language? There is no reason for homeworld gems to use a human language when speaking to one another, especially when the diamonds are talking to each other with (supposedly) no humans around.

>>7358826
peridot and connie might fight over whos smarter

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Love you /sug/

imagine lapis

>>7358871
but the guy in detroit and andy, who isnt around for gems stuff
My theory was that since gems can change shape and weight depending on gravity, that when they speak, while still speaking their language there voice gets translated to human ears
thats why centi wrote in her gem literature instead of English

>>7358896
lv u 2 bby

>>7358831
you first jascuck

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>>7358896
Love you too.

>>7358923
No, what I mean is since the gems have influence human history for so long, it isn't a stretch for humans to have adopted their language too. Humans are speaking in Gem, without even realizing it.

>>7359021
Kill yourself, lapidirt

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>>7359036
No.

>>7359026
that would make sense
War was torn on earth and we know humans helped, possibly learning gem language, while people like yellowtail lived in the sea side and kept their language

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>>7359036
>N
>O

>>7359051
CUTE

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Who's your favorite gem?

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>>7359141

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>>7359141
The biggest slut.

>>7359141
peridot and steven

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>>7359141

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>>7359141
Don't make me choose I like all of them

>>7359200
So beautiful. I need some poems about Garnet.

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>>7359141

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What kind of video games would each gem like?

>>7359222
>I covered gem wars, yaknow

>>7359159
>>7359167
>>7359183
>>7359200
>>7359206
>>7359208
>>7359222
Nothing but shitposters here. Explains a lot.

>>7359200
Seems kinda pedophiliac to save a baby breastfeeding.

>>7359254
WOW!

YOU LITERALLY HATE MOTHER NATURE AND THE GOODNESS OF NATURAL THINGS!

SORRY YOUR MOM HAD SHITTITS!

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>>7359246

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>>7359245
Why didn't the diamonds just send a bunch of lapis to fight in the war?

>>7359288
Diamonds are autistic, that's why the caste system is so rigid.

>>7359246
t. Shitposter

>>7359288
Who said there are a bunch of Lapis? Besides, they're pretty weak once you get in close and have no way of fighting if there's no water around.

>>7359246
Pearlfags do nothing but shitpost

>>7359237
>pearl-brain age
>Garnet-DDR/rythm games
>Amethyst-eats the disc, possibly the controller too
>Peridot-geometry wars dimensions evolved
>Jasper-Fighting games, mostly MK
>Steven-animal crossing
I honestly dont know about lapis, maybe dating sims with all the books shes reading?

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>>7359246
What gem do you like?

>>7359237
I included the games I'd imagine would be the most fun to play with them

>Pearl
Fantasy or Action Games with an Emphasis Sword Combat (Dark Souls)
>Amethyst
Fun Arcade Style Beat-Em-Ups and Wrestling Games (Streets of Rage / Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain)
>Garnet
Rhythm Games or Option Heavy Fighters (Any DDR Games / Street Fighter 3)
>Peridot
Sci-Fi or Military Games; Probably Vehicle heavy (Star Fox / Ace Combat)
>Lapis
She'd probably hate them
>Jasper
FIGHTING GAMES - THE HARDER HITTING THE BETTER (Tekken or Mortal Kombat)

>>7359288
Lapis are glass canons, and the only lapis they had was stuck in a mirror, even then they thought she was on the enemies side

>>7359264
She actually has rockin' tits. It's just the baby thing that seems pedoish.

>>7359352
WOW!

YOU SEXUALIZE THE NATURAL BEAUTY OF A CHILD BEING WELL NOURISHED!

SORRY THAT YOUR DAD BEAT YOU!

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>>7359358

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>>7359358
Yeah alright when is Lapis berating Jasper for being an anime-only dubfag canon

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>you will never sit on Jasper
Fuckinshitballs

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>>7359358
>>7359403
Which gem has the worst taste in anime? Who has the best?

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>>7359237
>Pearl - Point and Click adventures
>Amy - Crazy meme games like Saints Row and Sunset Overdrive
>Garnet - DDR
>Peridot - Heavily strategic games
>Lapis - Tedious RPGs and farming games
>Jasper - Japanese fighting games

>>7359448
>Worst
Probably Lapis
>Best
I'd imagine Amethyst being pretty casual but liking the good shit. (Tiger Mask, JoJo, FLCL, etc.)

>>7359448
>Worst
Jasper

>Best
Steven or Garnet

>>7359448
steven has the best, jasper and peridot are tied for worst

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>>7359467
>Jojo
>FLCL
>good shit
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>7359448
Pearl and Garnet are super casual. They only watch dubbed.
Amethyst has good taste, but she doesn't watch a lot of anime. She drops shit fast if she doesn't like it.
Jasper watches any "manime". DBZ, HnK, JoJo. That stuff.
Lapis watches shit. She unironically likes SAO.
Peridot never drops a show. Ever. Even if it's fucking awful, she watches the whole thing.

>>7359518
>SAO is bad meme

MAY I ASK FOR A LITTLE DRAWING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL COUPLE (RUB AND SAPPHY) MAKING LOVE!!!!! (MY SAPPHY ON THE TOP OF RUB)

>>7359541
>the truth is a meme meme

>>7359555
rupphire is shit

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>>7359541
>he thinks SAO is good

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>>7359555
Sapphire is for getting fucked or raped!

>>7359518
Are you saying Jasper is a man?

>>7359582
>>7359586
name one thing wrong with it

>>7359591
I'm saying Jasper is manly.

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>>7359595
Everything.

>>7359586
>friend told me to watch first half of season one then the last episode
it wasnt great but it wasnt complete shit, but thats cause ive seen nothing else
ive heard storys hes a girl now but I keep turning a blind eye

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>>7359587
I agree!

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>ywn be a gem's sex slave
why
even
live

>>7359595
Kirito.

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>>7359555
>>7359584
It's pronounced "Garnet"

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>>7359616
casual, non sexual naked is the best

>>7359595
Holy fuck that bait is deadly.
I'll just leave one video that even though it's not mainly focusing on SAO itself, it'll still explain why it's bad altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXCo-InnpU

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>>7359518
>She unironically likes SAO.

I want to deny this, but it's true. She would love it and I wouldn't the heart to tell her it's shit.

>>7359629
Agreed

Also just plain topless, and even more rare and tantalizing: clothed but bottomless (HOT!)

>>7359620
Do you want to be Smoky Quartzes sex slave?

which is the best race
I think it's Asians

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Sophie!

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>>7359688
Sapphire!

>>7359677
There is no best race. humans are shit.

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>>7359739
Woah, watch that edge bud.

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>>7359651
If you told her she'd probably say you're too dumb to appreciate it.

>>7359669
either Smoky or just Amethyst

>>7359739
>i can be you angle... or yuor devil

>>7359886
"You just don't get it. A virtual world where everything is the same as the real world really isn't different from the real world at all."

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>>7359960
"I mean, not only that, but it's not even the modern era it's copying too"

>>7359403
>>7359358
Dragon ball and Z are top tier, just watch dubbed with the subs on anyway, it's perfect

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Post yfw the next episode of su is about connie, lapis, and peridot and it's boarded by Zuke

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>>7360041

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>>7360041
Connie is the only non-raped character of the three
And she's not even a good character anyway

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>>7360041
Have Hopal

>>7360041
Lapis and Peri's voice actors weren't on the credits listed I thought?

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>>7360041
It's gonna be boarded by Raven and Paul or Jeff. So at least it won't be awful.

>>7360093
What credits

>>7360111
Not credits the listing thing
http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-the-new-crystal-gems/EP016164320992?aid=tvschedule

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>>7359739
>>7359917

>>7360139
Connie's VA isn't there either, unless you mean the description. Lapis, Peri, and Jasper never appear in episode descriptions for whatever reason, they're always either unmentioned or are just "a friend".

>>7360093
>>7360111
>>7360139
>>7360178
The title is the only reliable thing whenever it comes from zap2it

Is indexer ded

>>7360214
would you fuck off already

>>7360275
The title is the only thing that is reliable when it comes to zap2it and only because it's titles we've seen before.

Zap2it's track record of having descriptions that were true is all over the place and never consistent.

Airing dates are NEVER accurate.

Wait for Feb for CN to upload their schedule.
zap2it a unreliable shit.

>>7360302
see >>7360275

Jasper fucking Sardonyx art when

>>7360315
Your suicide livestream when?

>>7360315
How much ass can a Jas' pass if a gas is bass lass

>>7360314
Samefagging isn't going to make you a pleasant poster.

Honestly, you can be salty forever if you want, but being positive and letting it go will make you much happier.

>>7360315
>>7360324
>the template of "when does X fuck X" triggers people now

>>7360315
after your suicide livestream

>>7360315
June 23rd, mark on your calendars

delicious gem cummies

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What's /sug/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7umbDSvjM

Would your favorite gem approve?

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What if Rose wanted to fight you

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>>7360430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj10aBrO9vk
no

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>>7360443
what if she wanted to fuck you?

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>>7360443
Exit quietly.

>>7360443
i would decline if she pressed on i would get beat up

>>7360480
kys

>>7360443
I'd shoot her in her big, fat stomach. She has her gem just right on display there. Somebody like Garnet I'd be afraid of.

>>7360443
I'd run away because I don't stand a chance.

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>>7360430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE&index=33&list=RD5BCEufoyKS8
yeshish

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>>7360430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J45rHPefULo

>>7360443
Try my best to talk my way out of it because if I don't I'm dead.

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>>7360480
I'd let her in an instant
>>7360430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoAJolzI5Ms
maybe?

>>7360356
You can let it go and stop trying to push a meme just because you think the description is untrustworthy for whatever reason like a salty cunt.

>>7360480
I wouldn't keep her waiting.

>>7360356
>Maybe if I call people salty they'll just let me "win"

>>7360480
Is her body like Jasper's? Then yes

>>7360480
No futas.
Gems have pusspuss.
My post is truth

>>7360356
>>7360568
Also one person responding to two different posts isn't samefagging you newfag autist. What I'm doing right here is samefagging. kys

>>7360430
https://youtu.be/oUh-BAe0DwE

Hope everyone has a great week.

I'm trying to get better at being a drawfag.

Anyone have any non-lewd requests?

>>7360701
a cute peri

>>7360701
sleepy gems

>>7360701
Lapis and Connie fighting about manga

>>7360701
amy forcefeeding lapis

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>>7358913
oh no i fucked up again

>>7360606
yes. but better

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What're you doing on this fine Sunday night, /sug/?

I'm writing Jaspearl fanfiction.

>>7360480
source?

>>7360814
I'm shitposting on /sug/ and playing Pokemon showdown.

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>>7360814
sounds nice, I dig size difference
and im cleaning up my room, drinking and listening to letsplays for background noise

>>7360856
drinking what? cummies?

>>7360867
protein baby, and just Rum/coke combo, nothing fancy

Hey, a question /sug/.

Any pic of Gems having sex with animals?

>>7360856
I'm assuming a non-alcoholic beverage right anon...
>>7360925
look up gregxrose

>>7360938
>gregxrose
OH SNAB

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>>7360856
Well, you might be slightly disappointed since it's more lovey dovey fuzzy wuzzy feelings, and less them straight up banging each other.

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>>7360925
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with Flipper.

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>>7360972
actually that sounds WAY better, as long as the characters arnt too ooc
wouldnt mind reading it
>>7360938
kek, and its just rum anon, no need to worry

>>7360987
dolphins aren't gems anon

>>7360987
oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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>>7360987

>>7360987
>lapis was the one sending out the MEGA dolphin porn

>>7361012
>as long as the characters arnt too ooc
It's a fanfic about Jasper loving a fucking Pearl, it's going to be OOC as hell and you know it.

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>>7360925
This counts right?

>>7360987
She would

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>>7361012
I'm doing my ever-loving best to make it as in-character as possible. I guess we'll see if I succeed in that in the slightest.

I'll make sure to shamelessly plug my own shit once there's enough written to be worth posting.

>>7361063
Now that's just bestiality.

>>7361056
you can switch a persons opinions without switching their personality, not too tough

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>>7360925

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>>7361089

>>7361089
kys

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>>7361103

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>>7361103

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>>7360725
>>7360726
I tried to do both at once.

Well, I tried.

>>7360987
haha got any more?

>>7361089
I wish there was more of this but from a less mediocre artist. I want Lapis to be taking a fat knot.

>Steven groggily woke up to a beautiful voice telling him to wake up.
>He slowly opened his eyes. Jasper? But she was dead, right?
>"Jasper? I thought you were dead." Steven let slip out.
>Jasper smirked, and then her face softened into a smile. "I couldn't stop thinking of you, Rose. Something about you is different. I don't understand what it is, but I just... want you now."
>"I-I'm not-" Steven was interrupted with a kiss. He was going to pull away, but didn't. He didn't want to. He closed his eyes, enjoying the taste of Jasper.
>Jasper ended the kiss. A strand of their saliva connected their lips like a cord connecting an appliance to the outlet. Unlike an appliance, Steven felt himself come to his senses once the cord broke.
>Jasper stood up, and with a flick of her wrist, bared everything for Steven. The stripes were not just on her face and arms.
>She got onto Steven's bed. The fact that the bedframe didn't snap under her was a miracle of Swedish engineering. She spread her legs for Steven. He'd never seen a vagina in real life before, and he never expected his first to be Jasper's.
>Her pussy was glistening under the light of the moon. A stripe went across her slit. Her carpet matched her drapes.
>Steven stared for what felt like years, until Jasper broke his concentration. "Well, Rose? Are you gonna fuck me or not."
>He obliged. Removing his pajamas, the Mudercock Mk II stood proudly, even impressing the mighty Jasper. He felt like he could shatter Pink Diamond with his cock.
>Wasting no time, he put it in. He let Jasper's soft walls envelop him. Back, forth, back, forth. Jasper put her hips to work, resisting the motion of Steven's penis, but ultimately complimenting it.
>Steven never relented. He kept going until he felt that he was about to cum. "I need to pull out" he thought to himself. "Fuck it" he also thought, and then filled the super soldier with his seed.
>Steven snapped awake, a sticky feeling in his pants.
>God damnit.

>>7361116
now that's a spicy meatball!

>>7361089
The weird frog fingers always get me.

>>7361135
>Steven sat on the washing machine as his pajamas spun around in the soapy water.
>His mind was still on Jasper. Why was he dreaming of her, of all people?
>She held them captive. She made Lapis fuse with her. She tried to shatter Amethyst. She's horrible. Did that make him horrible for wanting to fuck her?
>Amethyst warped in. "Hey Steven. Whattcha up to?"
>"Nothing much." He couldn't tell Amethyst about his dream. He couldn't tell anyone. He's taking this secret to his grave. "I'm just washing my pajamas."
>"What, did you jizz yourself last night?" Amethyst asked like a fucking asshole.
>Steven didn't say anything, but his face told Amethyst more than enough.
>"Oh, shit! I was just kidding!" Amethyst laughed. "So who was it about? Connie?" Steven should've said yes right then, but he didn't.
>"Was it... Lapis?" "No." "Peridot?" "No." These guesses were only getting worse.
>"I-it wasn't me, was it?"
>Steven was weighing his options for what felt like decades when Garnet warped in. "Amethyst, we're leaving."
>"Where are you going?" Steven asked.
>"We're going to the whatever temple to retrieve some artifact that won't be relevant ever again." Garnet answered, in more or less those words. "You can come with if you want."
>Steven shook his head. "Not today. I'm busy doing laundry."
>Garnet smiled. "Alright. Let's go Amethyst."
>"See ya later, Stevio!" Amethyst said as she moonwalked into the warp pad.
>"Oh, and Steven..." Garnet said before leaving.
>"Yeah?" Steven smiled.
>"Sleep with a tissue in your pants tonight. There's another mess in your future."

>>7361149
>Steven sat down in the boiling room.
>He stared at the purple sphere floating in front of him.
>He wanted to pop it so much. His problem has only gotten worse.
>He's been having wet Jasper dreams every night for months.
>They've done everything. Every position, in every place, in every hole.
>Steven wasn't even worried about the dreams anymore. All of the Gems knew about them, but not that they were about Jasper.
>He was starting to look forward to his nightly "visits" with Jasper. He started going to bed earlier every night.
>What struck him as odd was last night. Jasper called him Steven, instead of Rose.
>Was she experiencing his dreams with him? He wanted to ask her, but couldn't. Or could he?
>He let Jasper's bubble float back up to the top.
>He went to bed and quickly let himself drift off to sleep.
>Jasper was sitting on his bed, nude, eyeing him lustfully.
>She looked ready to pounce, but Steven interrupted. "Jasper, are you real? Or just a dream?"
>That stopped her. "I thought YOU were a dream..."
>"I've been entering your mind... and fucking you?"
>The two of them stared at each other for what felt like centuries.
>Neither of them knew how to react to this new development.
>Jasper spoke up "I'd understand if this meant you wanted to stop."
>"I don't want to stop. It's just that this got a lot harder to explain to the Gems."
>"Do you need to tell them anything about this?"
>"Well, the Gems always tell me everything."
>There was a pause.
>"Actually, fuck it. I'm not telling them shit."

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>no art of Jasper actually getting penetrated by a corrupted Jasper aside from a shitty edit

>>7361135
>>7361149
>>7361164
and hidden. I'm not reading a single line of this disgusting shit

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>>7361089
>tfw lapis will never slowly corrupt after losing herself to the pleasure of dogsper cock
I wish I could actually draw or write, I'd totally make something about it

>>7361166
There's literally some right in this thread, dumbass.

>>7361124
nice

>>7361174
HA HA HA NOT HIM BUT WHAT A LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!

LITTLE BITCH! LITTLE BITCH!

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>>7361183
Brain fart, there is ONE along with the shitty edit

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>>7361180
what if she turned into a dragon and fucked dogsper with her dragon dick

>>7361124
you did good anon

>>7361124
I wanna do a little TUCC n FUCC with Peri if you know what I mean.

>>7361116
not my proudest fap

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>>7361231
that'd be good too
>that art
s-source
dragon tf is good stuff

>>7361135
>>7361149
>>7361164

PEDOPHIEL

>>7361273
I got it from /sug/, which came from a tumblr account. can't find the source on google

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>>7361135

>Murdercock Mk. II

>>7361135
>>7361149
>>7361164
MOAR!

>>7361310
a weapon to surpass metal gear

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hopefully this doodle satisfies force feeding anon's needs

>>7361299
fug

>>7361403
i mean i can also help

>Amethyst grabbed the big chunky slice of pie, stuffing it down Lapis's forced open mouth, stuffing it down her throat as she gagged and groaned, her belly slowly getting pudgyer with each meal
>Amethyst giggled and kissed the restrained Lapis, making her wiggle around more as Amethyst forced her tongue down her mouth.
>"Mmmm, your tasty, i can't wait for you to be big and fat for me when im done with you honey." Amethyst said, winking at Lapis as she dove a hand down her groin, grinding and feeling her moist lips, fingering her softly as Lapis wiggled around more in a useless fashion

>>7361135
>>7361149
>>7361164
please commit suicide. not even kidding. please <3

>>7361448
disgusting

>>7361449
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!

LIL BITCH BITCH BITCH!

>>7361403
>>7361448
t h a n k y o u a l o t

>>7361490
please commit suicide. not even kidding. please <3

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Anyone here play battlefield?
I made a thing

>>7361189
>>7361459
is this a reference to something?

>>7360443
Don't do anything. Rose would never fight an nonaggressive human

>>7361527
no it's just an asshole on the internet

>>7361116
Choking Lapis is best Lapis

>>7359739
Lapis wouldn't shatter like that... it'd be more like breaking a rock... because that's what it is. Lapis Lazuli is a type of stone, but not a gemstone.

>>7360041
I'm pretty hyped actually. Been waiting awhile to see them actually meet.

Post Connie lewds

>>7361586
anon it's a shitty edgy gif. don't think too much about it

>>7361592
>boarded by Zuke
Oh, sweet summer child.

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>>7360743
Done. First time ever drawing either of these characters too, I think

>>7361403
Hey, it's that one drawfag that made me want to start drawfagging. Thanks dude.

>>7361616
Her episodes arn't that bad. She's a fucking cry baby though that's for sure

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Would you kink shame Lapis?

I hate this website, I hate this threads. Why do I fucking come here? I don't even know anymore. Fuckn pedohiles, sicko's, degenrates, NEETS, underage b&s. So many pedophiles.

>>7361647
More pls

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>>7361639
>Her episodes arn't that bad.
Friendly reminder that she's responsible for both Lapis and Peridot being bastardized.

>>7361660
kys

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>>7361660

>>7361494
n o i w o n ' t
< 3

>>7361502
Looks nice, wish I still played

how many of you believe in god

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What would your favorite gem think of your favorite movie?

I think Peridot would dig The Iron Giant

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>>7361881
There is only one BASED GOD I believe in.

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>>7361881
God is real and loves you

Unless you're a lapisfag

>>7361788
i do not have this one, neat-O

>>7361135
please continue

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Would you hug these gems?

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>>7361952
Fuck Lapis

Peri a cute, though

>>7361881
I'm not sure if there's a god. i just try to be an ok person

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>>7361952
I would FUCK them.

>>7361958
>pedo

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>>7361992
>Hugging someone
>Commenting on someone being cute
Nobody's ever told your mom you were a cute kid, so nobody hugged you when you were young.

Sucks, anon. Hope everything goes better for you.

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>>7362021
Don't be so mean

>>7362021
>pedo logic

>>7362063
that's exactly what a pedophile would say

>>7361952
Who would you rather kill? I pick Peri but only because I like the idea

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DED

>>7362103
I'd kill Old Greg. Not Greg, but Old Greg from the Mighty Boosh.
He's too creepy for Steven, he's an alcoholic and he has a manjina.

>>7359237
I think it'd be cute if their favorite vidya weren't what you would expect of their typical characteristics

>Pearl's actually really into FPS and plays competitively
>Amethyst gets super into grindy stats-heavy RPGs like Monster Hunter
>Garnet griefs on EVE
>Lapis really into MLB: The League
>Peridot doesn't actually play games but watches Lets Plays and writes fanfiction of game universes crossovers with Camp Pining Hearts (although admittedly that would be very in character of her)

>>7359237
not everyone likes video games

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>>7362266
>ywn play sports games with lapis

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>>7362331
i want to play mario super sluggers with her

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would you?

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>>7362511
Would you?

>>7362526
you dont need to "watermark" anything you do trust me no one will steal it

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What's Malachite's "something new"? Lapis make ice on her own.

>>7360803
She's morbidly obese.

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>>7362548

>>7362590
Individual sentience.

>>7362613
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MADNESS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>7362700
It's Lapis, but presentable in the current year.

>>7362613
AND WHY IS IT USING WAILORD AS A DILDO!

>>7362711
That's not a dildo.
That's part of her.

>>7362709
No... it's the result of a sumo wrestler fucking the blue man group then their child fucking all of the tumblrites.

>>7362718
If that's not a dildo then that is a him anon.

>>7362721
No, it's Lapis, but she's trans, Asian, Muslim, has vitiligo, has freckles, and is wearing rubber gloves on her hands and feet.

>>7362746
No it's the mighty sumo wrestler Shakai seigi no senshidearu bōryoku-tekina himan aoi otoko

>>7362784
>A ceremonial ceremony of a ceremonial elementary school boy

>>7362818
>A violent obesity blue man who is a warrior of social justice

>>7362847
>>7362784
社会正義の戦士である暴力的な肥満の青い男
Use kanji next time.
Also, it's Lapis.