MURDEROUS GAMES 176
I promised I'd host, so first 24.
It's veeery late, so I won't be bothering with the background. It takes too much time.
>>7349040
Rikka Takanashi
>>7349040
Zelos Wilder
Rin Hoshizora
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>>7349040
Alexander the Large
Xbone-tan
Markiplier
>>7349040
Kagami Hiiragi
Rob Ford
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
How're you all my students? Make any discoveries?
>>7349040
Strength
>>7349040
Ruby Rose
>>7349040
Makoto Naegi
>>7349052
About what is your video?
>>7349077
>Snorts a line of crack even longer than your name.
IVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING
>>7349040
Konata Izumi
Yukari Akiyama
Maximillion Pegasus
crazy frog
>>7349040
Ryoma
>>7349040
Sand King
>>7349040
Haze Stratos
Buzz Lightyear
Mr. Satan
Delirium
>>7349040
Broly(Female)
>Female
Kuzuki
Sheep Nurse
>>7349088
Would that be you have a drug problem?
Because I think even the thickest of people could discover that.
Shimakaze
>>7349115
You know what else I like thick, mon? MY CHICKEN LEGS!
Where's the KFC!?
>>7349116
That's nice Anon but you're just saying that!
>>7349085
Gaming and all of that stuff. I figured it'd be appropriate to make a video on this place since it's the Hunger "Games", you see?
I don't know how it will end, though. This is a pretty serious place, I don't even know if I can put this video up.
>>7349116
Thanks for the positive reinforcement.
>>7349121
I'm afraid I don't know, I couldn't even tell you what this 'kfc' is of you asked me. However I was asked what the secret recipe of it was so if you know I'd appreciate it.
>>7349157
>>7349104
>>7349111
Switch me out for this fine fellow.
>>7349116
I-I'm not cute...
>she looks down and fidgets, but with a slight smile on her face
>>7349077
Hey, Doctor! I didn't discover anything new, but I notived that a lot of these fighters went off to another ... umm
>she looks visibly embarassed as she tries to recount the details
more "interesting" area.
Isn't today the day that countdown timer was supposed to end?
>>7349157
Let's play!
>>7349132
You are doing fine my friend! Keep going! End you video and show it to us! I believe, that it will be very good! I believe in you! Just do it!
>>7349157
Looks peachy.
>>7349024
"Servant x master relationship"? Lady Marie isn't my master, but the one I swore loyalty to.
But I still don't understand why you're so against of me simply adoring her.
>>7349157
Alright. I want to have District 8 deep fried... and I want a McDonalds built there. Yeah.
>Snorts some crystal weed right off the roster.
Mmm. Yeah.
>>7349157
It looks alright. I even like my partner.
>>7349165
Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not a cute girl that'll give you a kiss for being selfless.
>>7349157
This partner looks shady, yet innocent as all hell. I can work with it! Let's get it going!
>>7349172
Woah, woah, calm down, boy! I might be able to show it off, but it'll be in the far future due to the... Content. I'll do it, but I don't know when! It'll be the best video you've ever seen (objectively)!
>>7349157
My sword is ready to bring victory for France, so let us proceed!
>>7349165
done
Let's begin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M
>DRIFT IN THIS THREAD LIKE THE MAN FROM INDIAN FILM
>>7349202
This could turn out to be useful if I ever meet someone that I can share it with!
>>7349175
Nothing good comes from mindlessly adoring others. Given time that adoring will climb new heights. Heights that shouldn't be reached.
But you're right. Why should I care? I don't even know you.
>>7349202
We're going to track down that gold, we're going to find it, and we're going to steal it-- Wait, it was our gold?
Alright then! You and I are going to find the gold and we'll bring it back!
>>7349202
Thanks! It's rusty, but I'm sure it works just like a new one.
>>7349202
I'll get there eventually.
>>7349202
Told you I'd get Red Dead Redemption!
>>7349197
Just believe in yourself!
>SUPER GACHI SAIYAN INTENSIFICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyMhNZB-lc
>>7349202
DAY ONE
>>7349167
A more interesting place? Now what could be more interesting than an arena full of combatants from different dimensions to test your skills with?
And yes it should be nearing the end of the countdown and I do believe that when it ends we'll be able to return back to beacon and reunite with our comrades in arms.
>>7349202
How unfair, taking a man out at the start without letting him get some momentum...
>>7349230
Yes! Another post-it cleared!
>>7349230
You're not good at hiding. I can see your fluff all the way over here.
>>7349230
Scary. That could have ended badly, but you should run now. It's my turn.
>>7349215
Don't tell me that I forgot to introduce myself! Excuse me!
My name is Chevalier d'Eon, the Knight of the white lily! I would say that I'm glad to meet you, but that would be a lie thanks to your accusations.
Fuck this shit, I want to play last chapter again...
>>7349229
Holy shit, I already am! I'm the most confident person you'll see around here! Buddy, what's with the energy?! Are you a Saiyan or something?!
>>7349230
Huh? What're you doing on the ground there, miss?
>>7349230
24 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
Alexzander the not so large.
>>7349251
Cool story bro, I'm wet as fuck.
>>7349260
Nice sarcasm
>>7349234
umm...
Let's just say that it's the kind of place not really meant for anyone underage and leave it like that...
>she shudders, mumbling something about "all of that squelching"
Anyway, that's certainly great to hear! In a few hours, we'll be able to take what we've learned and beat down some more grimm!
>>7349257
Fine... I'll do whatever you want.
>>7349257
Sorry little lady. Nothing bigger than my guns.
>>7349257
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. It stings, goddamn! I don't even know what I did wrong!
Shit, it'll heal soon enough. Just stay strong, Mark. You're awesome.
>>7349245
N-No you can't...
>>7349257
Satan, I'd like a Panzer IV.
>>7349257
Fear not, Sir! I'm here to make sure none of these bandits lay a hand on you or your vehicle! Just leave it to this knight!
>>7349247
Getting mad at me for trying to protect you and your admirer isn't fair, but if life was fair I would deserve any and all compliments.
The name's Ryoma, but that won't do you much help. Soon enough there won't me a Ryoma for you to call out to.
>>7349257
As much as I yearn for it there's no home for me to go to.
>>7349257
Why would you do that? My hands don't need to be wet.
>>7349280
It doesn't matter if I can or not. What matters is if you have what it takes to shoot a man walking down the street.
>>7349286
Maybe that would be for the best, but now I actually want you to meet Lady Marie, so you could understand how I was charmed by her.
>>7349268
Interesting, no do tell me Miss Rose. If this place was not meant for those underage then what were you doing there?
Sneaking into clubs while you're under age is not a good practice, just because your sister does it does not mean you should follow in her footsteps...
These is twice I sat in a dead bread and missed a game
>>7349257
Sorry for the holdup.
DAY TWO
>>7349305
Do you honestly think I would be charmed by someone so easily? No, that part of me is dead. I can't see the beauty in this world anymore. I'll take your word for it and do my best not to upset her.
>>7349335
For your sake I'll keep to myself. I wouldn't want another death on my hands.
>>7349335
Maybe Master was right about a few things...
>>7349309
No no, it wasn't a club. There was one of these tournaments going on there and then someone got his uh...private are bitten off and a girl almost got raped and .. and
>she looks visibly upset as she recalls all of this
It was horrible. I ran back here as fast as I could
>>7349335
I'm in charge here! You're going to give me and the girl everything you have, or else this'll get a lot more bloody than it should be!
Man, some role model I am. I can be excused just this once, right?
>>7349335
Skipped some peace.
16 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
Rob Ford has reached his limit. Its time for him to blow shit up.
>>7349360
>>7349336
I would gladly stay here and keep talking about her beauty until you understand my emotions, but I have to leave now to take care of something important.
And no, I'm not going to stalk her! I know that's what you thought I would do!
>>7349335
>Ends up playing video games instead.
>>7349369
Aww...
>>7349369
TO HELL WITH IT ALL WE'RE BUILDING A TACO BELL HERE
>Snorts the remains of his victims up with half a pound of hard cocaine.
If anyone asks I was not here and I did NOT TOUCH THAT GIRL
>>7349380
Getting nervous yet again?
>>7349335
>>7349367
You've got the gun in this situation, go ahead and take the entire cart. I'll keep the clothes on my back.
>>7349369
>>7349380
Need some new stuff in my life, your pillow is the start of it.
>>7349369
>hatchet
That was a truth bullet! Nothing more! Now you are feel free from despair, my friend!
>A distant roar is suddenly heard in the distance.
>With every passing moment, it gets louder and more abrasive.
>After a minute, this...vehicle comes into view, approaching the arena, with the sound becoming almost unbearably loud.
>>7349386
U-tan!?
>>7349390
But I need my pillow too! It's the perfect thing to sit on while playing vidya!
>>7349335
>>7349355
You should take care of your injuries properly, or else this will happen more often.
>>7349369
DAY FOUR
Rob's rampage continues. Incidently, another person, who arguably never had any to begin with, loses his marbles as well.
>>7349369
That man must have a lot to be angry about if this is how he reacts to something so small.
>>7349377
I don't think much about anything, but thank you for putting that into my head. Have a good one.
>>7349395
I need something to lay on during those lazy days out in the west.
>>7349360
>Noticeing his student visibly distraught he gently rubs the top of her head in a reassuring manner.
Now now Miss Rose, it'll be alright now. When we get back to beacon I'll organise some counselling if you wish.
To get a better scope of what happened I'll go and check this place you visited. Could you please point me in the direction of them?
>>7349403
BUILD THE WALL!
>>7349369
Either Mr. Markiplier or Dr. Markiplier. Mark is just an informal version, and I'll have no one calling me that!
Unless it's a friend. But to you, I'm Mr. Markiplier!
>>7349390
I don't really need the clothes, as fancy as they are. Me and the girl just need basic things, but either way, thank you for your cooperation!
I'll be out of your hair soon enough! I'll haul along the cart... Somehow. Shit, I didn't think this through.
>>7349403
Is this legal? I don't think it is.
>>7349395
The one and only.
>>7349403
7 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
One rampage meets it's sad end, with vengeance gained for 6 men.
The other, however, continues to pick up momentum. Will it be stopped before the end of the game? Or will his murderous spree net him a victory?
>>7349360
This is awful.
The writing, that is, not the """plot""".
>>7349416
Good luck with that one, and just a fair warning partner. Keep your eyes open, I'll come back for my stuff.
>>7349403
Worth it to get my own fortune back.
>>7349410
>she silently nods on the verge of tears as she points the doctor toward
>>7348680
>>7349403
Not again!
>>7349405
But I need it moooore! I have more lazy hours than you do!
>>7349424
What are you doing here? You didn't hear I was playing Nintendo games, did you?!
>The vehicle comes closer and closer before settling to a stop.
>After a moment, the engine shuts off, and whoever was driving it jumps down from the driver's seat.
Hey, so I heard there was an arena here? That right?
>>7349434
Ahh fuck.
>>7349426
In my defence, I'm at the point where I'm biting my cheek in an attempt to stay conscious. I should really get to sleep before I do something even worse
>>7349394
You think you could turn that thing off? It's becoming a little unbearable.
>>7349425
I guess I'll be seeing you around partner. A bit over there, and little here and there.
>>7349435
>He takes a second to think about it.
Maybe later. I need it now though.
>>7349425
THE FEASTO
Don't eat uncooked meat, kids.
>>7349425
What the hell, mon!?
>>7349455
BING BING
>>7349455
A gentleman's truce. A final meal before a stand off. Poetic don't you think?
thanks yuno
>>7349435
No, but now that you've mentioned it
>pat pat
Thanks.
>>7349453
It's off, kid. Sorry 'bout the noise but'ya can't really help it when you pilot one'a those beasts. 1450 raw horsepower. Can't beat it!
>>7349425
Thank you for the generous gift! Pocket sand is-- Wait... OH, JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. OW.
>>7349428
I'll get it done soon enough, just... It'll take a while, but I can do it. And I know you will, but I'll be prepared for it! That'll be later, and this is now!
>>7349446
Yes, sir, there is. It's bustling, but later in the day, it'll be much livelier. Hello!
>>7349455
This is... Incredibly unsafe, but whatever! Let's have some fun!
>>7349467
You're welcome
>>7349455
We have our final confrontation between the remaining three tributes.
DAY FIVE
Zelos Wilder ends it all with more dynamite. The question is, did he blow himself up with it or his opponent?
>>7349477
>He throws the plate through the air, the sound of it shattering against a building in the distance
How about a challenge, whoever can throw their plate the furthest without it shattering wins.
>>7349488
>He throws a stick of dynamite instead of plate.
Sorry about that, guess my hand slipped.
>>7349471
I'm sure you could have helped it. Bringing that thing in here is dangerous. Don't you realize how many people you could've killed if you lost control of it?
>>7349494
>of a plate
>Hello 4am my old friend.
>>7349488
DING DING
>>7349488
congratulation
a winner is you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>7349469
I... I thought you were gonna get mad!
>>7349508
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails...
>>7349508
It was all to get my stuff back.
>>7349477
Yeah, lookin' pretty darn dead right now. Don't matter to me, though. As long as there's an arena, I'm one happy camper! Say, how many shows do'ya fellas reckon you get?
>>7349502
I never woulda lost control of it, kid. Been drivin' for decades. Me n'her are pretty much joined at the hip!
>>7349508
Well, hey, congratulations!
>>7349515
Thanks for the show!
>>7349508
>Yuno only hosts when you can't play.
Sucks. Thanks for hosting though.
>>7349510
No. Well, a little. Still I'm glad prople are enjoying my games.
>>7349515
>
Thanks for hosting this marvelous experience of the ages for my poor soul.
>>7349488
And that's how you got your stuff back. Congratulations--
Thank you for hosting, too!
>>7349494
>Mark looks at the plate, wondering if he'd get in trouble for throwing it at a building. He shrugs.
I'm pretty sure that'd be impossible since the plates are made of ceramic and are thin as hell, but I don't see why not. When do we start?
>>7349521
And it'll get deader soon enough, not trying to be a pessimist or anything. It's pretty late, you know what I mean? It's nice to see someone happy around here!
Shows? Uh... Three or six, I'd say. Haven't done the math at all.
>Runs back into view
That was... One of the worst things I've seen. I'd rather fight a flock of adult nevermores with nothing but my bare hands... So many Beacon relationship rules broken. Glynda would have a fit.
>>7349532
There was this little pink thing... and I had no idea how to play and exploded.
>>7349508
A nice winner that was too. Thanks.
>>7349521
That's to say machinery can't malfunction. Anything can happen in this world. If roller-coasters that are inspected daily by professionals can go off the rails, then I wouldn't doubt that your truck could become sentient.
>>7349537
Whenever you want to start. Though, it was a bit of a joke that the loser would get shot.
>He takes a moment to consider what you've said.
The plates may be ceramic and thin, but the challenge was to not break them and the furthest, so you'd have to carefully throw the plate across the ground. Like skipping a stone across water.
>>7349524
You'll get 'em next time, sport.
Umm...
>>7349539
>rubs tum
is ok
>>7349555
Yes.
>>7349546
I... Don't have a gun. How about a slap to the face instead? It stings more, and you can do it heaps of times.
>Mark points up to the air, looking like he had a brilliant, brilliant idea.
But it would flip over or be chipped if it hit the ground too many times. What we COULD do is just put a mat or something across the ground to stop that!
>>7349521
>>7349545
Hey thanks for that. At least the short stack did well, and sorry for ignoring you there big guy. Was a bit busy with a vindictive case to get my gear back.
>>7349555
Yes sweet heart?
Post your favorite Three Days Grace song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-t74QUjM6E
>>7349537
That many?! Well hot darn, guess I found me a new place to compete! Y'all fellas sanctioned by Monster Jam or y'all independent?
>>7349545
That's where you're wrong, kid. There's one lil' thing: the emergency shut-off switch. Anythin' happens, I flip it, my crew flips it, the track officials flip it, anyone flips it...truck stops right there n'then. Ain't gonna be any tragedies as long as everyone keeps on their toes!
>>7349576
Your gear, huh? What kinda gear we talkin' 'bout?
yuno please sleep
>>7349555
Miss Nikos, what're you doing here?
>>7349556
>visibly on the verge of tears
I-It was terrible...
>>7349555
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>7349583
Monster Jam? I'm afraid I don't know what you're referring to, so I guess you could call us independent! As independent as the U.S.A.!
Yeah, it's a pretty slow place around here. Comfy, if you have someone to talk to.
>>7349572
It could flip, crack and get chipped.
>He takes a moment to think about it himself then shrugs.
A mat would be the fairest way I suppose. I'm sure you don't know how to manifest mana to kick up some wind under that plate to keep it a float.
>>7349583
Mostly traveling supplies, some apple gel, some orange gel, few bottles, bed roll, flint, armor, weapons. Typical gear for an adventurer you know.
>>7349579
Haven't really listened to them since I was in middle school desu.
Chalk outline is pretty good though.
>>7349554
Hope I do. Happy trails.
>>7349584
Give me the sleepiness, Anon.
Once more, with feeling.
>>7349629
>>7349629
>>7349629
>>7349629
>>7349629
>>7349629
>>7349576
I did well until that fat guy decided to go crazy and take everyone out along with him. I don't care much for my own life, but at least spare the others.
>>7349583
Cars like that should have one, I suppose. I've never actually driven before, so I wouldn't know what's in those things.
>>7349608
And it would be unfair. I mean, if it landed on a mat, it would just bounce on it, wouldn't it?
I'm not a magic person, just your average guy. Besides, even if I did know how to do it, it'd be cheating using it in a competition.
>Mark walks up to the cart and looks for a mat, before bringing one out and laying it on the ground.
Is it alright if we use this one?
>>7349634
I'd love to, but over there...? I'd like to fight to the death without having chicks bang next to me, sorry!
>>7349634
>Breaks down
Not again... Not again... Never again...
>>7349607
Ya never heard of Monster Jam? Check it out sometime. The biggest n'best monster truck circuit out there! Gotta give it up for the independent events, though. We all gotta start somewhere, even me!
>>7349608
Sounds like stuff right outta the Stone Age if ya ask me. Do ya really need all that gear nowadays?
>>7349641
Got a lot more things that tick than a car, I can tell ya that much! Drivin' one'a those babies ain't the same as drivin' a car. Any other driver can tell ya that.
I need 24 brave souls to accompany me.
24 braves!
>>7349695
Akane Hino
>>7349695
Yuri Lowell
>>7349658
Maybe to most people, but it's a vehichle no matter how you look at it. Driving that thing would feel the same as driving a normal car if you're obeying the laws. If you put a normal car into an arena it would feel the same as driving that truck over there.
>>7349695
Ryoma
>>7349695
Markiplier
>>7349658
I'll be sure to! It sounds pretty interesting, if you ask me, so maybe it wouldn't hurt to see what it was about.
Independent events? What do you mean by that, anyway? Technically, every event here is independent.
>>7349695
Dennis Anderson
>>7349695
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7349695
General Pepel
>>7349695
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7349695
Katamari Prince
>>7349695
Xbone-tan
>>7349695
Tittikitti
>>7349695
Rob Ford
>>7349695
army of crazy frogs
>>7349695
Asshole-chan
>>7349695
Sliver Queen
>>7349695
E... E... EXPLOSION!.ISO
>>7349695
Rikka Takanashi
>>7349695
One pissed off pupper
>>7349695
Tama-chan
>>7349695
Cinnamon Roll
>>7349709
Nah, not really. Ya got much more height, much more horsepower, much more drag, much less turnin' control...ain't really the same at all.
>>7349710
In this day n'age, anythin' not run by Monster Jam can be called "independent". Just means it's smaller and not backed by any large organization or anythin.
>>7349695
Wii U
>>7349544
Still needing tutorials for kirby? Microsoft babysits you a little too much.
>>7349695
Araghast the Pillager
Fuck if I'm going to remember the rest of his titles
>>7349695
Brandon DiCamillo
>>7349695
Leon Kuwata
>>7349695
Chicken-chan
>>7349695
Prodigy
>>7349695
I am late again.
Makoto Naegi
>>7349754
I didn't even get the chance to learn! Some guy blew me up!
>>7349695
A late Zelos Wilder
>Had to deal with something painful
>>7349749
Ah, so it's run without any, what's it called... Sponsors. So it's not as known by the public. Yeah, everything here can be called independent. Not too many organizations here, as you can tell.
>>7349749
I'll be frank with you. I have no idea what any of that means. My passion is a little different than driving around crushing stuff.
>>7349776
your life?
>>7349641
A man of others. That's nice, though, you won't get all that far in the world if those you protect perish still.
>>7349646
Sure. I made the challenge, the mat might as well be our target instead.
>He throws the bed roll out ten feet from them both.
Now we just need to throw the plate and get it to land on the mat then. Changing the rules a bit, but it's still a finesse.
>>7349658
Well, when you go hunting the things that go bump and want to do it the old fashion way I suppose. Get them in the back.
>>7349785
>Could say.
>>7349779
Heh, just like the old days. We used ta be the drivers, pit crew, and referees, all in one. Sometimes, even the audience! No one knew back then all'a this would explode, but it did. Oh boy, it did.
>>7349780
Different strokes for different folks as they say. What do ya do, kid?
>>7349775
You should know by now most things are enimies in games little xbone.
>>7349811
You don't get it! I didn't even get the chance to play!
>>7349808
I won't be getting far in life because I decided to protect others. That's how this world is. Punish those who do well and reward those who do nothing but harm.
>>7349809
I don't really do much anymore, but in my youth I was a tennis player. The best one too. I would go to prefecture to prefecture, sometimes to other countries for tournaments. What was once a bright and shining talented kid is nothing more than a husk of his former self.
>>7349829
>>7349808
It reduces the mess and is much, much safer. throwing plates is a dangerous thing to do, after all.
>Mark holds up a plate, looking at it before glancing at the man.
How many plates do we throw? Just one, right? Sheesh, better get this on the first go, then. Let's try not to make a huge mess.
>>7349809
It sounds like it was a good time back then. I was never really a monster truck fan back in my day, but I can see why you enjoyed it.
Is that why you're here? To have a good time like it was back then?
>>7349835
OwO
>>7349829
Of course. Just don't forget to live for yourself sometimes. Those who do nothing but harm sometimes prosper the most.
>>7349836
We'll give it three shots. I'm sure we can find enough plates. As for the ceramic shards they aren't that dangerous.
>>7349808
I reckon you're right, but we got guns nowadays, n'huntin' laws. Dunno if half that gear is even necessary anymore.
>>7349829
Tennis, huh? Never really was inta many'a those types'a sports. Didn't really fit my style.
Wait, you ain't a kid no more? Ya sure look like one still.
>>7349836
I reckon so. Heard there was an arena way out here. No one back home seemed ta know anythin' 'bout it, so I took my chances and drove all the way out here. Might'a been worth it, might not'a been.
>>7349849
They always seem to have a lot of plates at the feast. We have heaps, so we don't need to worry about that.
Oh, it's not about how dangerous they can be, it's the mess! I don't want to be picking up plate shards!
>>7349859
Well, this is an arena, but... Not exactly the one you're thinking of, my friend. I mean, you can use a monster truck, but it's not for the reasons you think?
How do I explain this to you without sounding crazy?
>>7349849
Living for myself isn't easy when you're locked away, but thank you for your words. Maybe I should have taken care of myself, but the tears and struggles of others kept me from doing that. What kind of man would I be if I stay off to the side as children and adults suffered?
>>7349859
I can tell just from the way you speak. Southerners don't particularly like to pick up sports that aren't baseball, huh?
Of course I'm not a kid. Kids don't do what I've done. They don't...kill.
>>7349859
Most of it probably isn't if you have an advanced means of getting it from afar, but where's the real fun in that. The true primal instinct of hunting with your hands, though mines more to protect against things that'll go bump on my journey.
>>7349871
I'll just shake my bed roll out and we can move on, no need to pick any of it up.
>He flips a plate in his hand.
So you want to go first or shall I?
>>7349879
You'd likely be a cowardly and miserable man. When you say locked away you don't mean somewhere like a human ranch do you?
>Xbox... shutting down.
>>7349880
Got it. I was preparing to do some cleaning up, but I'm glad I don't have to! Thank God for magic, man!
I'd like you to go first, please. Just to see how things should be done.
>>7349893
Night-night, Xbox.
Why did I wish an Xbox good night?
>>7349871
So...there ain't no monster truck show here?
>>7349879
Well, I see a lotta racin' down where I'm from. Sometimes-
Wait, hold on a minute, kill? Did I hear that right?
>>7349880
Self-defense, huh? From the animals, I reckon? Them bears and mountain lions are fierce critters.
>>7349893
You have a good one now, sweetheart.
>>7349893
Sleep tight xbox one.
>>7349893
Ta ta sweet heart. Have a good sleep cycle.
>>7349902
Sure. Just give me a second.
>He ponders on something trying to remember how a woman he saw threw her chakram and tried to imitate it himself.
>The plate soars right over the bedroll skipping across the ground in a hail of ceramic shards.
Guess that's my first go.
>>7349903
Either you get them good or you g'it got.
After this test on monday, my friends and I going to watch 1, 2, 3 danganronpa with a case of beer.
Isn't it a nice idea?
>>7349891
...Human ranch? Why is that the first thing to come to your mind when someone says locked away?
>>7349903
You did. Silly, isn't it? Why would a kid with a promising future throw it all away just to kill?
>>7349893
Have a good night.
>>7349916
watch the english dubs for best experience
>>7349916
>watching DR3
Just ignore that garbage anime. It retcons too much shit and is totally pointless.
>>7349922
Just a common thing on the other side of where I'm from. A lot of pain and suffering happens in those places, and rarely do you ever hear about someone breaking out.
>>7349916
3 will be tough to swallow. Get a case or two extra.
>>7349903
I mean, well, there can be if the arena is made for it! It's mainly, uh... Now, I don't want you to freak out, but...
>Mark puts a hand on his chin.
You know the Coliseum? You know how it was used for battles? Yeah, this arena is like the Coliseum. Family-friendly fun for everyone!
>Sassy Mark is best Mark.
>>7349914
>Mark cringes at the noise before beginning to get his plate ready.
I hope I get this one at least near the mat. That would help me immensely. You can place bets if you want.
>Mark holds the plate like a Frisbee and throws it... Before it lands a few feet short, landing on the ground and cracking.
Crap. That's one down. As you can tell, I'm good at this!
>>7349914
I reckon that's reasonable.
>>7349922
I'm not sure I wanna know the answer to that, kid. Scares me just thinkin' about it.
Well, gotta shove off. See y'all fine folks later!
>Anderson climbs back into the driver's seat and, with a roar, drives off.
>>7349923
In that way, better to watch in english sub.
And thanks for idea!
>>7349925
My friends still don't watch it,'cause of leak of time.
>>7349929
Is that your version of prison, or some sick man's way of having fun?
>>7349939
It's pleasant to know someone doesn't particularly care about stuff. Bless your heart for being normal.
>>7349938
You do seem to have a better technique for it then myself.
>He copies the frisbee idea throwing the plate, but the force and angle shoot the plate into the ground just short of the bed roll.
>The roll catches most the ceramic shards in a hail of shattered plate
If the rule was to just get the plate on the roll I'd have it there. Your go again.
>>7349939
Then like any hunter, you can sell the meat and hide you don't use or need.
>>7349953
It's a sick joke on humanity, but a thing none the less to produce product. Most us humans have our own jails, but get caught by the half-elves.
>He slides his thumb across his throat
Your off to the ranch.
>>7349965
In other words, it's a death sentence. I guess you could say I was sent to a ranch then. That's the end people like me get. Take it from me and enjoy what freedom you have.
>>7349939
See ya!
>>7349965
I mean, it would make sense to throw it like a Frisbee. Really, it's about how you throw it.
>Mark gets ready to throw the plate, holding it like he did before. He then throws it, but it goes to the right instead, landing NEXT to the mat.
Goddammit, I had that one that time. Sh-- Crap! Your turn, buddy.
I miss Tai
>>7349983
Of course. My freedom is the one thing I value the most besides my little sister. Could say I'm you when it comes to her. Make sure no one hurts her or makes her cry.
>>7349989
>Throwing his last plate into the air he caught the plate in his other hand.
Alright, Last go.
>Snapping his arm out without aiming the plate flew straight into the bed roll shattering on impact with the other ceramic shards already present.
Guess thats that for me, bit too rough.
>He shrugs.
>>7349991
who?
>>7349994
Care now. One wrong move and you'll be where I am. Nobody cares about the reasoning, so long as the crime is committed. They'll throw you away and completely forget about you.
>>7350009
>Mark cringes once more, being glad he didn't have to clean up the mess. He holds his last plate in his hand, getting ready to aim.
You had a good go, I'll give you that. Just a bit too much force.
>Mark finally throws the plate. It nearly goes over it, but it lands right on the edge of the mat.
...Did I get it? It looks like it went off to me. Darn shame, I was sure I won.
>>7350018
I'm sure if they can catch me they'll do more than just lock me up. I'm on my way to ousting their entire race and saving the world. All those tales of legend kinda stuff you know.
I'm gonna be on my way. Don't croak until you feel you've finished protecting those you care for.
>>7350026
Here. I'll give it to you for now. It'll give me a reason to come back and beat you some other time to make it even again.
>He walks the distance to his mat lifting it up off the ground, the ceramic shards not stuck in it sliding off and crashing into the ground.
I've got to take some time to pick these out before heading off to a nice dream.
I'll take your punishment the next time we meet. Names Zelos. Cya.
It may be dead in here, but that doesn't mean I can't host a quick game for the ones still here. I'll get a new thread set up.
>>7350046
Thank you my boy, I appreciate it.
>>7350046
That would be appreciated.
>>7350039
I won! Awesome! Goddamn, that was a close one. Way too close, literally on the edge of the mat. It was a fluke, you'll win the next one.
>Mark looks relieved at the mat being picked up, thinking about how lucky he is that someone else picked up the shards.
Thank you for that. I'd offer to do it, but you already took the job. Thank you once again.
Punishment? You mean the slap? No, no, we don't have to do that. You're off the hook for now. My name is Mark, and it was nice to meet you. See ya!
>>7350046
Thank you!
>>7350058
>>7350058
Boop
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