Unofficial Dreamland Games
Previously, on the HG threads... >>7335187
Benimaru Nikaido
Xbone-tan
>>7336082
Gabriel
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
Plankton
Shimakaze
(Male)
Tohru Kunikuda
>>7336082
Soldier 76
>>7336082
Pratty
This is one of those tournament places, right?
Fred Rechid
AdmiralBulldog
Jack Gallagher
Gyro Zeppeli
Creatie
Rokumon
Sasha Grey
Chansin
Yakov Smirnoff
Artoria Pendragon
Ken Kaneki
Kokichi Ouma
Zombina
Ichirin Kumoi
>>7336046
Well, thats too slow. I don't want to sleep now, mother.
>>7336058
I can't do my best now. I am triggerd too much.
But still I am searching the game and ruining it, 'cause of my rage.
Too much pain.
>>7336082
Despair.
Annie
Chika Takami
Len
>>7336082
Fujiwara no Mokou
Bo
Kumiko Oumae
Max striner
36?
Sylvie
Jack Baker
More tributes please
>OP
>>7336212
Sure!
shitposter elf
>links are dead in the previous thread
>this thread still exists
How is this possible?
Ursula-sensei
>>7336233
Eru Chitanda
>>7336233
AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Joe
>>7336082
Sand king
>>7336247
N-NANI
>>7336152
Let me look through my Playlists, I might have something.
>>7336247
This is the power... of Canadian server hosting.
Zero
commie sonic
>>7336266
I will be waiting.
General Grievous
>Tfw time for bed
https://youtu.be/tmWsKXYLp2w
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7336307
Nobody cares.
Evaluate this roster.
>>7336263
>>7336118
>>7336321
EhehehEHEHE
Swap him in PogChamp
>>7336321
I don't even know if I'm allowed to play Nintendo games... U-tan might get mad.
>>7336321
Oh, I remember playing these games while I was little!
...
Where's the controller?
>>7336321
Look at all the weirdos. It's like LA all over again.
>>7336315
>Doesn't care
>Replies
>"Oh look at how much I don't care, I hope my post makes him feel bad! Ohohoho!"
>Caring
>>7336321
looks good
>>7336321
Come on Tibbers, let's go play!
>>7336321
Locked and loaded
>>7336347
go to bed, dummy
>>7336321
Everything looks good. Let's roll
>>7336307
Good bed Asuka.
>>7336321
I must say, the roster here appears to be very presentable indeed. Well then, shall we commence this contest underway, dear host?
>>7336321
It's time to show what I'm made of!
>>7336307
Have a good night!
>>7336321
Looks good!
>>7336281
Here's a faster song.
https://youtu.be/VC9b2E-imzw
the Publisher of this one has a lot of other songs and genres on his profile.
>>7336321
It's looking much better with a beautiful specimen such as myself in it. Let's go.
>>7336321
R-Ready...
>>7336362
>>7336371
>>7336377
>*kissu*
>>7336108
C-Cute
>>7336395
NOT AGAIN!
>>7336321
Looks fine to me. Even if Koshi isn't on it...oh well, it's probably for the best.
>>7336405
>donks on the head
Don't focus on me, focus on the game!
>>7336382
Oh my fucking god...THATS WHAT I WAS NEEDED
The King of Knights has been added.
We begin now.
>>7336419
Electro Swing is a very underrated genre.
I have more songs like that on my playlist if you want them.
>>7336431
Tibbers...
>>7336431
>ded
>>7336431
>>7336416
I'm not in the game, slut.
>flips skirt
>>7336431
Shit, the milk was expired last night, wasn't it?
>>7336431
Oh hell yeah, I finally got out of the starting gate!
>>7336431
Sorry honey, it's nothing personal. If it was an option, I'd keep your pretty face whole.
>>7336435
Ye, of course m8!
>>7336431
Already fallen for the count..? My, I certainly should be keeping an eye on the microscopic crustacean for the next duel.
>>7336431
All this metal is... unnatural
>>7336431
>>7336462
T-this is what I get for not doing my morning stretches, isn't it?
>>7336431
Of all the ideas I've had during my time here this is definitely the worst...I should have grabbed a weapon instead or something...
>>7336449
{Is this the Ramsay I keep hearing about?}
>>7336431
ALL HAIL PLANKTON! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
>>7336431
got get that hammer to claim my property
>>7336431
Day 1.
>>7336463
here's more:
https://youtu.be/QoVa77OntPU
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4 (the visuals on this one are wierd as fuck)
https://youtu.be/ifpBx2wFzR8
https://youtu.be/TtXMeMR81q4
>>7336486
What the fuck, man? If I wanted something shoved in my ass I would tell you politely!
>>7336472
>inb4 Pratty is a guy.
Ah, so you keep fit as well? I do love a lady who can take care of herself. Do you have a name, so that I can keep you on my mind?
>>7336486
>He runs his finger down a wall of yogurt and licks it.
Mm! Tasty. I'll have to see who made this so I can try it at home...
>>7336486
how much you want to bet this is going to backfire?
>>7336486
CURSE YOU AND YOUR LAND HORSE! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!
...
I really should've jumped for a better turbo booster.
>>7336487
Oh my god, that's so good!
You maybe wonder, but I start winning just after that cool song you send me. Oh, you just a godlike mood saviour
>>7336503
>100% grill.
>The depressed look is instantly gone, replaced by a childish grin.
Fighting's half the job of any Craftknight! I'm Pratty, the Craftlord of Iron! No hard feelings.
But I realized that Junko die...
>>7336553
I'm gonna find you, Sasha! I know you're the one for me!
>>7336553
Sometimes I wonder if humans and their ever increasing need to urbanize things will slow down and yokai will still have natural places to be... wait, this isn't a world of humans. Nevermind
>>7336553
Ahh...so peacef-wait, what's that?
>In his confusion, poor Benny is stabbed by a flying gordo.
>>7336555
A craftlord? It sounds prestigious. You must've done a good bit of working in your life for a lady looking as young as yourself to get there~.
>>7336553
I'm obviously going to win. With my superior intellect, I'll have all of these fools in my hand...nubs.
>>7336553
Abra Cadabra!
>>7336589
H-hey, I'm not that little! And hard work is just part of the job description.
...Uuuh. So who're you?
>>7336640
My leg!
>>7336627
>He takes a small bow.
Benimaru Nikaido. It's a pleasure to meet such a determined woman, craftlord. What's yours? I can't very well always call you craftlord, now can I?
>>7336640
Y'know what happened last time someone helped a guy name Marx? Communism. Yeah.
>>7336658
...Huh? I just told you my name's Pratty....
>>7336640
>Plankton, being single celled, comes in dead last.
OH COME ON! This competition clearly favors people with complex digestive systems. I'll sue!
>>7336668
Life isn't in your favour, is it Plankton?
>>7336666
>Now to try and pretend I'm not an idiot for missing that.
That's all? I figured it was a nickname. So you're really just Pratty? Not the most formal name I've heard, but it's cute on you.
>>7336640
And again loss...
>>7336690
Dude, this isn't what I meant by getting hammered.
>>7336689
Well, it's what Father named me. Besides, all those stuffy formalities are dull, anyways!
>>7336687
Um...who are you? Your voice sounds familiar. Like I've heard it a lot after major disasters.
>>7336690
NONE WILL SURPASS MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT! PLANKTON WILL RULE YOU ALL!
>>7336690
I take it back, you seem to know what you're doing.
>>7336710
I'm Fred, resident of Bikini Bottom.
>>7336709
They do tend to be a pain, especially when you have to remember them. Well, Pratty, I assume craftlord isn't something you get born into, right? Unless of course, you're a natural like myself.
>>7336740
Uuh...natural what?
>>7336727
>kicks you in the leg
>>7336727
Fred? Hm...
>He gives a huge, unnatural smile.
Have you ever had any of the delicious chumbalaya served only at the Chum Bucket? I'd always remember a loyal customer!
>>7336761
WOO! WOO! Go bird-brain, crush them all! Hahahaha!
>>7336759
>>7336773
I have heard of that, yes.
Not good things though.
>>7336744
You know...a natural? A progidy, a progeny? Some people work hard, and some people are born with the nessecary skill. Then again, if you're born skilled, you can work to improve what's already great.
>>7336794
OH! Yeah, yeah, of course, of course! Father might've been the previous one, but I still had to work super hard to get where I am!
Wow...maybe I need to do some mental stretches in the morning, too.
>>7336640
what a nice picnic it was
>>7336787
What do you mean, "not good things"? Is Krabs trying to shill you his lies and slander like he does to everyone else?! Here, I always have some fresh chum on me for curious customers such as yourself to enjoy!
>He produces a bucket of the infamous chum.
On the house, even!
>>7336807
CURSE YOOOOOOU!
>splat
Ouch.
>>7336690
fuck
>>7336806
Don't worry yourself too hard, we all have our moments.
>He rubs his hands together a bit, throwing off some blue sparks. He then slicks his hair back up before it begins drooping.
But having a solid routine definitely helps keep your thoughts in line.
>>7336816
alright, I'll try some.
>eats some chum
egh... Needs work.
>>7336833
If anybody is going to throw you to your doom via conveyor belt, it's going to be ME!
>>7336835
>She doesn't even seem to notice.
Hehe, you'd really think that all that hammering steel in to place would give me some discipline, huh?
>>7336870
>>7336849
>Plankton squints his eye a bit.
Can you be a little more specific? Does it need more lemon? Spices? Maybe a drink on the side?
>>7336870
See? Only I get to destroy you! ME!
>I swear if I get second.
Good afternoon! Or good morning or good night depending on when you're reading this!
>>7336864
I'm sure you've got discipline plenty. But blacksmithing I'd think is something that happens only when it needs to be done. Your schedule must be hectic.
>>7336899
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>7336891
it's hard to describe what it needs.
I would say experiment with different spices.
>>7336928
>>7336899
Oh god, it's the voices again...
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD YOU FAGGOTS! THIS AIN'T YOUR HOME! FUCKING LEACHES!
>>7336928
Wooo! one for the one-eyed team! Good job!
Thanks for hosting!
>>7336899
Whoa, what!?
>>7336900
Hammering something in to shape can be pretty fun, actually! Between hunting down materials and forgings, I barely have downtime....
Uh. Actually. Where is this?
>>7336936
Huh, congrats, green thing! And thanks for this tournament!
>>7336928
Rinne-sama, i didn't did it. i'm so sorry
>>7336899
>he looks around but fails to find the source of the voice
Could it be...
Are you a ghost?
>>7336936
Thanks for playing
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/vy_xbXIJ898
>>7336936
Congratulations, Plankton!
>>7336936
U-umm...I-i'm sorry for suddenly appearing b-but Congratulations P-plankton...A-and thanks for hosting...
>>7336936
Curse you.
>>7336963
Thanks for hosting
>>7336928
>>7336936
I bid my congratulations to the microscopic crustacean.. Mr. Plankton, was it? And I thank you for providing us with quite a good show, host.
>>7336963
Congratufuckinglations.
>>7336904
Flattering.
>>7336941
>>7336951
>>7336957
>The flat girl turns 90 degrees so that her body is clearly visible.
What are you all freaking out about? I've heard of anti-social but I only said hello.
>>7336930
Well, this is better feedback than I expected. Usually it's vomiting and narrowly avoiding attempted murder charges. Thanks!
>>7336936
>>7336950
>>7336973
>>7336951
>>7336975
>>7336928
ALL HAIL PLANKTON! YOUR NEW OVERLORD! KNEEL AT MY FEELERS, OR BY NEPTUNE I WILL DESTROY YOU! AHAHAHAHAHA!
>>7336936
>>7336963
Congratulations, Plankton.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7336985
WHOA! Where'd you come from!?
>>7336987
Oh oh! that sounds fun! destroy me! I want to see how you are gonna do it! now do it! doitdoitdoitdoit!
>>7336975
This pig...
>>7336899
Uh...hello? Sir or madam? I can't quite see you too well...
>>7336985
OH! There you are. I've heard of some dirty shut-ins only liking "2d women" but this is ridiculous...
>>7336951
I really have no idea myself. I went to have a quick beauty-nap between matches, and "poof"! Here I am.
>>7336963
>
>>7336985
HOLY CHIN CHIN ON A POGO DILDO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNHOLY ABOMINATION!?
>>7336987
Shut the fuck up you one-eyed freak of nature.
I've seen paraplegics less disturbing than you.
>>7337006
A-ah...M-miss Junko called me a pig...Hehehe...
>>7336963
congrats plankton
>>7336998
I've been here the whole time.
>>7337013
Too bad for them. I only like attractive, 2D men. Like the ones I see in my manga.
>>7337019
What? First time seeing a girl?
>>7336985
Oh...you're just a normal girl...
>>7336936
>>7336963
4th place, huh? Guess I can't complain.
Thanks anyway, and congratulations, winner.
>>7336963
>https://youtu.be/vy_xbXIJ898
what is this
>>7337006
What the fuck is up with your eyes?
What kinda shit are you smoking?
>Frank then leans in and whispers.
And uh, where can I have some? Haha!
>>7337036
What? No? If every girl looked like Flat Stanley's whore sister, I would have turned gay a long time ago.
>>7337049
Mou ikkai.
>>7337013
Oh, this is bad, isn't it? Mom's gonna be so angry....
>>7337036
But...but you just showed up!
>Be back ASAP, I have the sudden urge to make grilled cheeses
>>7337049
MOU
IKKAI
>>7337019
>He reveals a ray-gun.
What was that? I couldn't hear your insults over you pleading for mercy!
>>7337002
Uh...well if you want to be destroyed, what do I do?
>He flips through a copy of "Being an Evil Overlord for Dummies".
Aha! Here it is. "If the subject wishes to defy your rule, but also wishes to be destroyed, don't destroy them".
Easier than I thought. DUE TO YOUR INSUBORDINATION, I REFUSE TO DESTROY YOU!
>>7337064
>grilled cheese
I hope you make enough for everyone.
>>7337049
M O U I K K A I
>>7337049
idk but its catchy af
>>7337072
Oh.
is it because we are cousins? you know, the one-eye thing?
>>7337038
Normal enough. You know, if you ignore the fact that I'm flat as paper.
>>7337058
Man, if you guys love that Canadian book so much, why don't you just marry it?
>>7337064
No, I just decided to announce myself.
Bring me some grilled cheese by the way. I'm starving.
>>7337025
Pervert pig, make me some tea.
If you behave yourself, mb I will show you videos that you like SO MUCH
>>7336987
A-ah! P-please don't destroy anyone!!
>>7337102
Y-yes, Miss Junko!
>Mikan heads off to make some tea
>>7337036
Well, I wouldn't wish those nerds anything decent regardless. Hopefully you'll find someone decent...even though that preference rules out me.
>>7337064
Kyo's not going to be too impressed either...I suppose we're stuck until further notice. Though I'm glad to be stuck with someone as charming as you~.
>>7337100
Yeah...I noticed...
>he gives her a little push just to see what happens
Were you born like this or...?
>>7336987
No problem.
>>7337072
Whoa whoa whoa dude...
I mean, I know you're compensating for something, but there's no need to get hostile, alright?
>>7337100
Pardon me? What the fuck are you talking about? Mind saying some shit that makes some goddamn sense?
>>7337102
Hey! Hey don't you ignore me! You skank! Don't treat me like the rest of those girls in high-school!
>[INSECURITY INTENSIFIES]
>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
>>7337103
What was that? All I heard was "Please, Supreme Arena Overlord Plankton, vaporize me!" Care to repeat yourself?
>>7337096
>He looks up, the cyclops towering over him.
I have a lot of cousins, and none of them are as large as you. It's a coincidence. SO, SUBJECT, WHAT MAKES YOUR USEFUL FOR PLANKTON'S EMPIRE?
>>7337126
I'll make sure you get a discount on Chummy Joes when you come in again. I'll be working on the recipe!
>>7337139
I-i'm sorry! P-please don't vaporize me!!
>I wonder if that pig do some good tea...
It's not like I want that tea, just going to make some fun.
>>7337134
It was eyes full of despair.
>>7337139
I can do stunts! loads of stunts! cannon-related stunts, nearly death-related stunts, and many many other stunts!
>>7337145
Sounds like some dope-ass shit! Who's your dealer? Are you the dealer?
>>7337109
Now, what I need to figure out is if you're lumping me in with "those nerds" or not. I'm not exactly much different than they are.
>>7337125
>Despite the girl being as flat as a sheet of paper she retains the weight a girl her size would have.
No. Were you born so quick to the trigger? Normally you'd take me out to dinner before touching me like that.
>>7337134
Flat Stanely. Canadian book. We speaking the same language?
>>7337145
>Mikan returns with a cup of tea.
Heehee...~ I-i'm back, Miss Junko...~
>>7337074
>Operation Grilled Goodness was a failure, not enough butter.
>>7337100
That's...kinda weird, isn't it?
>>7337109
Oooh, man, she's gonna kill me... do you at least know if there's any forges around here?
>>7337159
Oh right... right.... I knew that! Those North Americans just all look the same, am I right?
>>7337134
I have perfectly good reason, ignoramus! Kneel! KNEEL AT YOUR EMPEROR'S FEET! Quickly now, while I'm in a good mood!
>>7337144
Now see that? That's where having good manners and knowing your place under my antennae gets you.
>>7337153
Yes, stunts, I get it, but can you do anything USEFUL? Maybe operating heavy machinery, namely weapons of mass destruction?
>>7337171
What? That I asked for grilled cheese? I haven't had anything to eat since, well, yesterday.
>>7337139
I look forward to having good chum in the future!
>>7337176
Sure, I know how to operate some things, anything that shoots things out, like catapults.
>>7337174
More or less, yeah. Unless we're talking about foreigners that appear in manga, in which case they look just the same as anyone else.
>>7337176
>Mikan gulps.
S-so, have you f-forgiven me...?
>>7337159
Then what happened to you? It shouldn't be possible for you to even talk...
Also...I'm not interested in you. Or girls in general. I only have eyes for Koshi...
>>7337159
Are you a basement dwelling nobody with no life or friends? Because that's about the criteria for being one.
>>7337171
I got here just today, babe. I haven't had much time to explore, though even if there isn't, who said you couldn't make one with some time?
>>7337176
Alright alright jeez fine! I'm kneeling, I'm kneeling...
>Filthy Frank kneels down for the walking talking green piece of shit.
>>7337187
Foreigners are the fucking worst! They make me sick! Always forcing their "culture" on us respecting human citizens! Fuck em!
>>7337177
No, the whole...showing up out of nowhere thingy! I haven't had anything, either.
>>7337202
Hey, I'm not a babe.... And I don't know how to make the stuff, that's like an...ages-old secret!
>>7337161
You are so slow, little brat
>takes a cup of tea and taking a sip
Hmm, that's pretty good. But you know what?
>she produce a small bottle from the pocket with an inscription "Ultimate
aphrodisiac"
Do you remember what it is? Oh, whatever
>she pours all out in a cup, and force her to drink and, while behind Junko's starting video with slaughter of her friends
Well-well-well...How do you feel now, little piggy?
Buzz Lightyear mission log stardate 2017, it appears there are more creatures here than last night, some less humanoid than the giants I've already met. I've already assimilated with a few of the locals so gaining the trust of these new aliens should be moderately easy...
>closes the flap on my wrist
Greetings locals! I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!
>>7337156
Its me. I am the dealer.
>>7337228
H-heehee....I feel like i'm in despair...~! I-it's very beautiful~!
>Hoshi meant to make the almo.st end on midnight Sunday
>instead he made it end 12 hours earlier
How is he so bad at it?
Just a PSA: Don't think it's over just because the almo.st ends.
>>7337193
Oh, you know. I was flattened underneath a giant pair of boobies. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>7337202
Well I go to school, have some friends, but other than that I'm a devout manga freak. Where does that put me?
>>7337207
Oh come on, you don't have to be so rude to them. In manga the foreign girls are usually the best anyways.
>>7337214
You just couldn't see me because you were facing my side. I was there the whole time.
>>7337231
And I'm Usui. I'm one flat piece.
>>7337231
oh wow... a real spaceman!
>>7337244
>caring about what hoshi does
lol
>>7337231
Whoooaa! You're tiny...!
>Pratty drops to all fours to look at Buzz.
>>7337256
But I mean, how!?
>>7337181
So do I. And so does Karen, and she doesn't even have taste buds for crying out loud.
>>7337182
EXCELLENT! You will be a commander of my vast military!
>He points to what should be his military. *chirping crickets*
Which will EVENTUALLY have members!
>>7337189
More or less, yes. Do you have any talents? I need you do to something other than praise me all day, which would be fine if I had no enemies.
>>7337207
That's right. Bow down to Plankton! What sort of abilities are you bringing to the great Dictator Plankton?
>>7337231
A-ah...umm....H-hi there....
>>7337256
..................
Sounds horrifying.
>>7337268
U-umm...I'm a n-nurse...W-will that be useful...?
Your king has arrived.
>>7337231
Heya Buzz! Zzzz! ZZZZZZ!
>>7337268
Okay! glad to be working with you! or for you!
>>7337265
What do you mean how? Can't you just accept something as soon as you see it?
>>7337280
You're really going to accept something as soon as you hear it like that? Does that even sound plausible to you? Giant boobs?
>tfw have an unused secret ava
Do you have problems with ghosts?.
Do you have friends with ghost problems?
go to the sanctuary next to the school!.
every Offering is accepted. call now and you'll receive a mystery gift
>>7337291
Girugamesh?
>>7337240
Is it all? Nothing more?
HEY, ONEE-CHAN, make something with her brain again. But now, do it properly, and foreverever.
Mukuro: O-okay.
>Mukuro take 2 metal sticks from the table, and starting brainwashing Tsumiki, while she is watching the video
Hmmm...I think its...here!
>>7337231
Oh fuck yeah! Now we're talking! My favorite anime finally gets the recognition it deserves!
>>7337233
Inject me with that despair baby! Anything to numb the pain of real life....
>>7337256
True, true... I will admit, I do love all flavors of pucci! Except for Indians, they taste like shit all around...
>>7337268
I am a master of "Meme-Quan-Do', and I have 3 billion chromosomes!
I'm also pretty good with a gun, if I do say so myself...
>>7337256
Then you're fine. At least if you can keep your focus on the real world and get somewhere, you'll have a nice life. Escapism tends to be...unhealthy.
>Hmmmmm, I can only WONDER why this sounds familiar...
>>7337214
You are to me, to say the least. And if there isn't one and you can't make one...hm...maybe there's another blacksmith around? We'd have to search a bit.
>>7337315
People have problems with ghosts? just make friends with it and do some pranks with the ghost!
Hello, new arrivals! I trust you're all doing well today?
>>7337291
an entire city can be a king?
>>7337327
Just kill your friends, or say someone to kill them. And then I will do all other job to fill you with despair.
>>7337291
Huh? Wystern doesn't have any kings.
>>7337315
Sanctuary? Schools? Can't we just beat up the ghosts ourselves?
>>7337299
But...but...it doesn't make sense!
>>7337329
I suddenly feel like a bad excuse of a Craftknight....
>>7337340
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, HOW I GOT HERE, HOW TO GET BACK, MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME, AND THERE'S NO FORGES ANYWHERE!
>>7337256
Strange....Are there more beings like you on this planet or are you unique?
>>7337258
Yes. I am a Space Ranger. I provide Universal protection .
>>7337265
Yes. I am well aware that I am small compared to you giants, But nonetheless I am here to help and protect.
>>7337271
Speak up, please. I am unable to hear your mumbling despite your enormous size.
>>7337294
The noise at the end is unnecessary. Just Buzz is fine.
>>7337327
I don't know what an anime is, sir. You giants and your culture....
Ah... I finally made it, such a long walk for such a place like this.
Hello everyone! I hope you are all doing well, I even brought cake in case there was actually people still here by the time I arrived.
>The strange man brought out a box with a sweet aroma coming from it.
...This is where the party is, yes?
>>7337323
>Mikan starts laughing.
S-s-such beautiful despair!!
>>7337357
Awww, but it was so fun to say Buzzzzzz.
>>7337357
Hi...ummm....I-i'm...M-Mikan Tsumiki...
>>7337316
No.
>>7337348
No, but an entire desert can.
>>7337353
Then I shall invade this "Wystern"
>>7337299
W-Why are you reprimanding me? What am I supposed to believe? Like I said, you shouldn't even be able to talk to me right now...in your current state...
>>7337315
But I like ghosts...
>>7337358
Hello...cake sounds nice...
>>7337360
So, death of your friends making you fun, wet and fullfill of despair 'cause you are such a dirty pug?
>>7337231
Ah, good day to you, fellow man of the galaxies.
Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Jack Gallagher - grappler and pugilist known accordingly as 'The Extraordinary Gentleman.' What brings you here by any chance?
>>7337352
Kill my friends, huh?
Well, that's gonna be a little harder than it sounds...
>>7337357
Anime is only the best source of entertainment around my good man!
>>7337358
This is my cake now! Bitch!
>Papu Franku steals the cake from the candy-ass faggot.
>>7337353
C-Calm down, please! First of all, this is an interdimensional arena, second, have you tried retracing your steps? That could get you back home.
>>7337358
I'm afraid you're in the wrong place, sir. The only festivities that take place here are arena battles.
>>7337358
I wouldn't call it a party, but... it is a place really.
>She stares at the box, smellinn the sweet aroma
What's in the box?
>>7337290
Every good dictatorship needs a medic, so yes, it does. Congratulations, you won't be a member of the crowd that constantly follows and praises me.
>>7337294
So, here's how this is going to work: I point, you destroy. Simple, right? I'm glad we've come to an agreement.
>>7337327
"Meme-Quan-Do"? Is that like karate? I know the squirrel does that, and I've heard she's pretty decent. Can I have a demonstration?
>>7337357
Finally, someone who ISN'T a freakish giant. YOU THERE! I AM PLANKTON, LEADER OF THIS DINKY WORLD! JOIN ME OR BE DESTROYED!
>>7337340
I am, how about you?
>>7337357
you must be a busy guy.
I forgot to introduce myself, I am Fred. and you?
>>7337376
I'm having a hard time understanding what you mean by that.
>>7337404
Sounds reasonable! But I can't destroy blue unicorns with wings, kinda don't want to get into real trouble.
>>7337398
So just order the killer
>>7337315
Yeah, sorry. One of my best friends is a ghost. Going to have to pass up on that.
>>7337327
Well, I don't think there's enough Indians in manga for me to really have an opinion on them, so I'll just agree with you.
>>7337329
The real world, you say? I'm pretty familiar with it, though sometimes I wonder if I'm truly a part of it or not.
>>7337353
I get I'm flat, but it's not like it's an uncommon phenomenon. There are flat girls everywhere! Just look at yourself.
>>7337357
I'd like to think I'm one of a kind. It's my gimmick. My trope. You know?
>>7337380
Well I am.
>>7337357
Hey, I'm not a giant, I'm a perfectly normal size!
...Okay, I'm short for someone my age, but still!
>>7337358
Oh, man, now I'm hungry, too...uuuhm. I don't think this is a party place, actually.
>>7337376
Hahahaha! Good one!
>>7337399
I don't even remember how I got here, I just remember showing up for one of these tournaments.
Sorry, I had to vent a little.
>>7337389
>Mikan keeps laughing
Y-yes!!
>>7337404
>Mikan smiles a bit
Ah...ummm....T-thank you...
>>7337334
You can't make friends with the evil ones
>>7337353
Only professionals can do that
>>7337380
What if a evil spirit comes after you?. are you still going to like them?
>>7337409
M-More talking sea creatures...? Are you perhaps related to that small Plankton fellow?
>>7337427
It's fine, but you really don't remember how you arrived here? What's the last thing you can recall before you found yourself in this place?
>>7337409
I AM the desert and it is me.
>>7337427
You think I jest?
>>7337433
Why not? they are the most fun to make friends of! unless of course they can kill you in one bite, which then I suppose!
>>7337380
It really does, I'm surprised I didn't eat all of it on the way here.
Do you know of a place I can set this down? As much as I love cake it gets pretty heavy after a whil-
>>7337398
>as he was speaking, the cake is taken out of his hands. He seems oblivious to the actual intent.
Oh? You know of a place, perfect!
>>7337399
I was worried about that, this didn't really seem like one. I hope it doesn't bother any of you if I stick around for a while. You can all keep the cake.
>>7337403
Exactly what it smells like, I guess I'm in the wrong place, so like I said to the others, you can all keep it... if you can get it from that weird guy.
>>7337427
Well, it's free to grab. And that's a shame, I was hoping to meet some great new people.
>>7337353
Don't feel bad, Prat. There has to be SOMETHING like a forge around here, right? There's definitely enough weapons for one to be needed.
>>7337426
It does tend to get a little crazy, but from my experiences, no amount of make believe fighting comes close to one good actual fight.
>tfw you really like to taunt someone so hard
>>7337432
Hey, what's up piggy, you want to betray me?
So maybe just turn you back, and we will see how are you gonna cry a river 'cause of friends death?
>Mukuro starts to back-brainwashing
>>7337449
we live in the same city and talk from time to time. No familial relation though.
>>7337450
How can you be a Desert and a person?
>>7337426
But how?
>>7337433
Y-Yes...probably...I mean...if they want to hurt me, it must be for a reason, right...?
>>7337464
I don't see any tables, so you could just put it on the fl--
...
Ah...he stole the cake.
>>7337367
Please cease. I do not appreciate you twisting my name into some child's plaything.
>>7337368
Greetings, Mikan Tsumiki. There is no need for all the stuttering and mumbling. I am of no threat to you or your giant kind.
>>7337392
My ship crash landed on route to sector 12. I was on a mission given to me by Star Command.
>>7337398
I often view visual logs of past rangers accomplishments if that's what you mean.
>>7337404
>Looks down at the little creature
You are still half my size, but I am glad to meet a fellow non-giant creature.
>>7337409
I am Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. I provide Galaxy-wide protection as a Space Ranger.
>>7337426
Your gimmick? Are you about to tell me the origins of your strange physiology?
>>7337427
>Looks up at the giant girl
Forgive me for overstepping my boundaries, but you are relatively huge when it comes to beings such as myself.
>>7337426
Hey! You can't see anything because of the protection I wear, that's just mean!
>>7337433
I'm a professional Craftknight!
>>7337449
Uuuhm...I went to bed, I think?
>>7337464
Can I really!? But there's at least other people here, even if it's not a party.
>>7337450
Just one other Craftlord sunk a whole fleet by herself, you wouldn't even get in the ports!
>>7337465
Huh, I guess you're right...that reminds me...do you have that sword you hit me with before?
>>7337464
Oh! Thank you very much, sir. I'll gladly take a slice.
>Alisha cuts a piece of cake with a knife.
>>7337496
Oh sorry, I'm Iris by the way, aren't space-men suppose to be on space? if you just landed, how was the landing? Was it fun!? Tell me! tellmetellme!
>>7337468
>Mikan keeps laughing
O-oh, I'm sorry, J-junko...~! I didn't mean it like thaaaat~!
>>7337496
Umm...O-okay...
>>7337496
good to meet you, mr. Lightyear.
How are you doing?
>>7337404
Alright, but you're going to have to stand back for this one...
>Francis of the Filth stands up, and begins to gyrate his hips. Soon after, lasers fire out of his crotch area.
Oh yeah! You like that, don't you bitch?!
>>7337425
I don't know if I got that kinda money man!
Plus, Salamander Man plays a mean ass Ass Flute! I would be doing the world a great disservice if he was killed.
>>7337426
Good. I'm glad we're getting somewhere!
>>7337464
Dumbass bitch!
>He opens the cake up and starts to eat it with his bare hands. It was enough to even make Joey's Food Tour cringe a little.
>>7337496
Yeah, I guess so?
>>7337464
Don't worry, i'll get your box back. He.... looks like a weirdo anyways, shouldn't be too hard to get it back. I mean look at the guy, he is pretty lonely and sad.
>>7337527
>The girl kicks the weirdo in the shins, and takes the cake from him.
>>7337515
Junko...Methinks she is...already in such despair, that I cant bring her back to normal state of mind
>Strong slap in the Mukuro's face
Just a nothingness. Now I will show you, how to do this.
>Junko takes control under two sticks, and starting to "exploring" Tsumiki's brain
As I remember, I can bring her back by pushing right...HERE!
>Junko pressing hard both of sticks in one place, that have to bring "past" Tsumiki