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Austin Powers

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>>7326568
Corvo Attano

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Jack Baker

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Freddy Krueger

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Hitler

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Tenten

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Zarya

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Blue Elephant

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>>7326568
Claptrap

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Mr. Satan

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Chosen Undead

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>>7326568
Deadmau5

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Yozora Mikazuki

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Kotarou Tennouji

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>>7326568
Rikka Takanashi

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>>7326568
Sunflower

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>>7326568
Fujiwara no Mokou

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The year of Sanji

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Ramona Flowers

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Xbone-tan

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>>7326568
Leon Kuwata

>>7326590
UNDEAD CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>7326568
Gabriel

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>>7326568
Hel

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Rin Hoshizora

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>>7326568
Rapeman

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Malory Archer
>>7326530 (Freddy)
>Malory rolls her eyes, then shouts out her office door at some unseen group
They're not a dime a dozen you nitwits! We're still dealing with the lawsuit over Barry!
>Malory looks back at you
That explains what happened to you, though not why you wore a sweater to work instead of your uniform. I'm surprised you're not screaming in agony!

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Creepio

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>>7326568
Raoh

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Firebrand

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>>7326568
Coraline Jones
>>7326498
Well, if you say so...

>>7326572
Yeah baby, yeah!

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Plankton

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King Dedede

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AdmiralBulldog

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>>7326568
a passport

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Kamen rider Meteor

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>>7326568
Big Smoke

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Ana Amari

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Yoshimitsu the 1st
>>7326479
That is right! Now what was I, The Great Yoshimitsu, was talking about?
>>7326491
>He pauses the game on more time, directing his attention to the girl.
Yoshimitsu has never experienced such a daunting task before. He will need more assistance! Take this weapon from my hands!
>>7326498
I be seeing that this is a difficult thing of ye. I shall speak of it no further!
>>7326500
This weird can and will protect your life!
>>7326512
I am too swift to have my head getting cut off! Only an arm! Nothing more!
>>7326530
Then ye Freddy, the face of evil, shall be cut down by the face of justice! I, Yoshimitsu!

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>>7326568
Markiplier

>>7326500
But I haven't hurt any of them! I don't even know who the regulars ARE! You have to believe me when I say I haven't hurt them!
>>7326530
Some people like them, and that's all that matters. I have fun doing them, and as long as my fans enjoy them, I don't mind.
>Mark goes to slap it away before realizing it's a claw, settling at staring at the man
But the thing that changes everything is that I care for my fans, and they care for me, sir. I might not have been famous as I once was - so what? I don't care about the fame as I do for my fans.

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Akane Hino

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Kamen rider Wizard

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>>7326568
The Master Trickster

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Hikigaya Hachiman

>>7326624
Did you get your winscreen by the way?

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>>7326617
Oh behave!

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Eggman-kun

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Professor Monkey-for-a-head

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>>7326568
CIA

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>>7326544
I wish I could explain it better to you, I really do, but it's complicated and it'd turn out into a long story and nobody's waiting on that. Let's just say that I'm in a perpetual state of dreaming, or so, it appears to me.

At times I can't really tell what reality is anymore and well... yeah... it's a bit of a struggle to deal with.
>Kotarou shrugs, heaving his hands up in the air as he grins at the guy.
Even now!

>>7326626
I had that happen as well this one time. They cut off both my arms.
>He scratches his head more profoundly, sweat starting to drip down his cheek.
Yeah... that eventually led to me bleeding out. Did you have a doctor to get you back up?

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>>7326402
A one trick sea-cucumber, you mean. I suppose in the meantime I'll have to use my inventions to keep the place afloat while I edit the menu. Which brings us back to KNEEL AT MY FEET BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU!
>>7326454
The same stuff as the Krabby Patties next door to my restaurant. Except Krabs has some secret ingredient that makes it not disgusting slop better used for insulation.

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Elena

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Zero

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Kamakura-san

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>>7326568
Mr. Krabs

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max stirner

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Gyro Zeppeli

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>>7326626
...No. Keep it. I've got an idea.
>Procures a bottle of Mountain Dew.

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>>7326568
Hanbei

Who is the most boring secret ava?

>>7326685
Mine, Probably.

>>7326685
Who ever Hoshi is using

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>>7326672
Communists are a plague, a tumor on western civilization

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>>7326698
I am a concious egoist, I ain't some spooked commie, my property

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>>7326559
>>7326578
We'll just have to see about that, now won't we?
>>7326654
Huh. Maybe you should stick to something more traditional?
>>7326652
...Now I'm wondering if you're insane, or just actually sleep-deprived.
>>7326626
Thank you.
Oh! And my name's Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka.
>>7326685
>This guy.

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>>7326654
Different names, same meaning. All you need is something other than chum and you'll get somewhere-- OH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY DON'T HURT ME.
>Mark kneels on the ground, attempting not to step on him
>>7326685
I think I might need to work on it. I mean, I'm your average guy! I'll need to work out on ways to stand out more, I think.

>>7326712
how does it feel to get BTFO by karl marx of all people?

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>>7326668
EUGENE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE! THIS IS MY TURF NOW!
GO CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DUMPY TOURIST TRAP!

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عامل إيه ؟(ʻAmil 'ayh?)

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Artoria Pendragon

>>7326730
I dont speak explosive

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>>7326611
Christ, you're dense. I'm not a guard! I'm your fucking nightmare, you wrinkling bitch!
>>7326629
How noble. You think your fans would care about you if you didn't crank all that content every day? I see you, I can tell how strenuous it is. How you wish you could just quit, but you know you can't.
>>7326714
It won't take long, not at all.

>>7326730
Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah akbar

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>>7326652
I had to run back to my base! A very real possibility, becoming death was!
>He then points his sheathe at the boy.
But ye! Ye be immortal correct?
>>7326680
As you wish, sensei!
>He continues sitting there motionlessly. A frozen look on his face. Because his face was a mask.
>>7326714
And ye may have heard of my name many a time but just to be safe. I be The Great Yoshimitsu, head of the infamous Manji Clan! Hanbei! Tell me more of these pokemon.

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>>7326725
>owned by marxs
>a spooked dude that belived that the workers claiming the means of production was compatible with The Estate
yea sure kiddo

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>>7326759
You need to drink this.

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>>7326685
I just got here! Hoping to complete my training with flying colors... so, uh... I'll be exciting!

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>>7326762
>postmodernist anarchist
>superior to anyone

You are a stain on the german people, fit only to be exterminated like the rat that you are.

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>>7326730
Out of all the languages I speak, I don't think I recognize that one.
>>7326748
Or so you think.
>>7326759
>Someone experienced in the Sengoku period's history might recognize Hanbei's name.
I can't say I recognize the clan name.... And what about them?
>"Chu?"

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>>7326727
Your turf? Why, I'll just buy all of it from you with an offer you can't decline.

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>>7326748
Maybe not if I didn't do it every day. But I have no intentions of stopping any time soon. Besides, even when I did stop making videos once, they still cared about me.
I will admit that my fans have messed up a few times, but I wouldn't back out on them. They mean the world to me for what they've done for me. Without them, I wouldn't be here.

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>>7326748
If you don't get out of my office within the next three seconds, I will ensure whatever pain you felt during your improvised pyrotechnic plastic surgery, no doubt an improvement over the horror you called a face before, will pale in comparison to the suffering you endure for the rest of your life.

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Oh we have to go and check on the underworld
OH FUCK OFF REALLY!?!
Yeah...
Fucking, fuck! fine! someone tell the fucking shirtless fuck that we are leaving and we are swapping our spot away!

Who's the better secret ava so far? and guess who you think they are.

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>>7326800
I'll take that one.

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>>7326805
m8 the day hasn't even been over. ask this shit on Sunday.

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>>7326791
It was Arabic, but it probably won't do to keep using it here, but old habits are hard to break especially for old women... Who are you young... err... man?

>>7326805
Hanbei, Kaito

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General Pepel

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Tonight's main-event will be contested between these 48 contestants.
Unless during these 5 minutes from now on, some of you show traits of sympathy to relegate your spots for the later bloomers.

Pro tip: Don't do it. Gives me more time to rig in secr- I mean it's just less inconvenient of course, haha.

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>>7326805
The first one to reply to this post.

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>>7326834
me

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>>7326783
Labels label me not, I will not be labeled as a satian and let alone care for the spook that is Nation
>>7326827
Also i didn`t get choosen si I will drop the rp

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>>7326834

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>>7326827
Radicalz, huh? I dig it! Let's go!

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>>7326827
Now this is a game i want to win.
Bring it on!

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>>7326827
Looks groovy, baby. Yeah!

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>>7326730
Stop speaking old person and boost me already, Granny

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>>7326682
>>7326827
Swap.

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>>7326827
Ready to play!

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>>7326827
Ready to be the hero!

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>>7326714
>He puffs out a sigh of relief.
You're probably right, it's probably both at this point in time. Who knows? I for one don't really know what's going on. My memories are all a bit vague.
>He lets out a nervous laugh, still not too certain what brought him here.

>>7326730
Good day to you too miss. I already had something prepared if someone like you would show up.

>>7326759
>The sweating and scratching continues on, even worse than before.
Immortal? Me? Nah, if only. I can do certain things with my blood. Call it manipulation, call it rewriting... it'll eventually kill me if I overdo it or turn me into something I don't even know about. A sort of familiar without his own mind and all that stuff.

It's scary to think about so I usually don't think about it too much.

>>7326827
It's looking great. Seems I'm teamed up with three pretty flowers this time. What can possibly go wrong when dealing with them, right?

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>>7326827
District title a bit grim but sure, let's go.

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>>7326800
You're giving it to me, right?
What am I saying, of course you are.

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>>7326827
The heavens themselves have ordained my victory. Nothing can stray me from my path to conquest!

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>>7326827
>EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYY
>While the classic Motorhead song plays, we all know that there's no mystery on who the fan favourite is to win in this Rigginsmania. That's right, folks! It's the one, the only, Rapeman! And tonight's most exciting adventure brought to you by Donald Trump Real Estate Tycoon.

I do enjoy a good wrestle!

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>>7326827
Alright, let's play strategist for a moment and brainstorm ways to NOT die. I think that everything will turn out alright if I just keep to myself! I made a promise, and I will not break it!
Let's do this!

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>>7326827
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8jNrQU2Y

Deep breaths... deep breaths.

Okay, ready!

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>>7326827
>>7326679
>>7326620
Swap me out boys.

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>>7326827
>

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>>7326791
So I know, you little twerp. I've killed men twice your size. Three times.
>>7326795
Spare me the fucking theatrics! Your fans are sheep, you are just the herder they've chosen for the moment. Poor fucking thing, you're too delusional to see the 15 minute timer collecting dust.
>>7326798
I don't intend on suffering, dear.
>leans forward and kisses her on the nose before shoving his claws into her side, slicing along her midsection and disemboweling her
>>7326827
So many bags of guts, so little time.

>>7326668
>>7326827
put him in somewhere, pls

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>>7326858
I'd rather not help you build on the pile of corpses you've made so far, Gabriel... and being rude isn't going to convince me...
>>7326864
Oh? And just what would that be?
>>7326881
Just follow my lead, young man. If you find yourself in a jam, my rifle will find you.

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>>7326884
>Thanks dongerman
You won't regret it.

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>>7326860
Oh, thanks for that.
>>7326823
What'd I do?
>>7326822
Can't say I've heard of it, but it's not like I'll stop you.
>>7326822
Sheesh, I really am that girly-looking, huh? Wow. Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka.
>He offers a lazy smile and a wave, his sleeve flapping over his hand with the motion.
Oh, and this is Raichu.
>"Chu!"
>>7326834
Huh?
>>7326906
If you know that, you'd know that size isn't everything, either.
>>7326864
Man. Normally I complain about being tired, but maybe you should hit the hay instead.
>>7326827
>>7326800
By the way.

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>>7326730
Your tongue be an unfamiliar one, child!
>>7326765
Drink it? Justice is a thirst that can't be quenched!
>Much like the coffee earlier, he splashes most of it against his mask.
But it can certainly help like that just did!
>>7326791
It would be a failure of all of us if the secret ninja clan was known. A lot of things I want to know. Do they all look like that gargantuan mouse?
>>7326827
Ikki tousen!

Tl note: Ikki tousen = The strength of a thousand.
>>7326864
So ye can still die naturally? Interesting I find this! Yoshimitsu shall protect you as well then!

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>>7326932
...So? Are you feeling anything?

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>>7326827
Let us begin, this may be fun for once!

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>>7326827
I will crush these weaklings

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>>7326913
My names not Gabriel. It's REAPER.

Now boost me or else...

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>>7326906
Good on you for resorting to insults to get your point across. Isn't there a term for that? "Ad hominem" or something?
We could keep this civil, or you could keep blowing up at me for no reason. They care.
>>7326913
Really? Thank you dearly for that, ma'am. Every bit of help is appreciated. How can I repay you for that?

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>>7326913
Look at my outfit! I thought this would do just fine. We're out fighting terrors of the world, right? Got to dress properly for that occasion.

>>7326928
>Kotarou shrugs as he closes his eyes for a brief moment.
Maybe you're right, but I'll sleep when I'm near death. It's a bit more fitting, we're here to do work, right? Can't just slack off when there's things to do and fights to win.

>>7326932
Protecting me? For what it's worth, you've got my blade on your side, mister Samurai. I might not look like a samurai of old, but I can still pack a punch. Even if the punch usually comes back twice as hard.

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>>7326714
What's more traditional than a freaking sandwich? Seriously! I've gotten as traditional as I can get.
>>7326717
Don't worry. You've given sufficient advice so that I'll probably be able to pay my taxes. All you have to do now is submit to Plankton and we're good to go.

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>>7326928
My apologies... I'm used to seeing grizzled soldiers on the battlefield, not young boys. You can call me Ana. It's a pleasure.
>Ana reached forward, giving a friendly scratch to the top of the creature's head
And you as well, little one.
>>7326973
>she sighed
Or else what, Gabriel? I'm not afraid of death.You should know that. Now calm down or it's nap time for you...
>>7326993
You don't need to repay me for doing my duty, just stay safe...
>>7326996
I see, I see... Well, you certainly seem ready for whatever may come your way, just don't push yourself too hard now...

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>looks over list of avas
Holy shit...
Alright everyone, I got an announcement.
Last secret ava weekend, by the end of the weekend we had 74 new avas. This time, we hit that number in less than 8 hours! You guys are fucking amazing, every single one of you. This turnout is better than anyone could have hoped for. For the first time in a while, I have real hope in HG's future, and it's thanks to all of you. I fucking love all of you.

>>7327039
Good luck on that collage, Michael.

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>>7326939
Why should I, The Great Yoshimitsu, feel anything?
>He falls face forward onto the floor. Silent and motionless his body is.
>>7326996
A fellow crusader of justice ye be? Even better! The way you look matters not. Only the heart you put into your duties should!

>>7327039
kys

>>7327039
love ya

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Holy fuck all these new faces made these swaps hard.
I think I got everyone correctly in. Normally.
Hel swapped for the next in line which was Godzilla's lost brother.

HERE WE GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8wBMkvtRaI

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>>7326932
Fair enough. And of course not! There's only a good few hundred different species! Trying to catalog them all just like that would take forever.
...Though, there is, like, basically two smaller, weaker versions of it, if you want to get technical.
>>7326996
Eeh...personally, I don't really view these things as all that important. I experimented the first game I was in, won it, I don't see the appeal, honestly. It's way nicer just to "slack off"...
>>7327018
Is he the only person that makes the stuff?
>>7327026
I might look all boyish, but I'm still a warlord... but naah, I don't offend that easy.
>The Raichu closes it's eyes and leans in to it.
Heh, I think he likes you. Did I not get your name?
>>7327039
There's more yet to come, I think.

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>>7327061
>Watches.
Hmm...
>>7327082
This is even more exciting than E3! Woooo!

>>7327039
Cool the autism, they'll be gone.

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>>7327018
Really? Well, at least you're not using force to get your way. It could've been much worse. Much, much worse.
Let me just... "I submit to Plankton. All hail Plankton"? Do I need to say anything to prove it?
>>7327026
Then I will. I'll try to stay safe as long as I can, and try not to do anything dumb. I believe I can do it! Thank you!
>>7327039
And I was one of them! You're a good person too, man!
74 people! It'll be a good time for everyone!
>>7327082
This is the perfect camouflage! Nobody can see me!

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>>7327082
O-Ow! Is that how you treat the greatest hero Japan has ever known!? Rude!

>Rubbing his hurt posterior, the amazing Rape-man made his way to take the stage! Look at all those contestants! Cute girls! Voluptuous women! And... men. Rivals! Every good hero needs a Rogue's gallery after all! Strike a pose, Rapeman, they're cheering for you!

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>>7327082
I am certain a piece of paper will make the right choice! But now I must be off!

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>>7327082
I certainly wouldn`t mind a passport, mine expired couple of weeks ago

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>>7327082
AGH! Aaah, ooh, that's bad....

...Heey, "she"? Come on!

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>>7327082
These uniforms are pretty comfortable, but I don't get the whole menacing thing! I'm just 100, no, 1000%ready!
Is that so scary?

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>>7327082
Well Ms. Passport, if you wanna get in anyone's pants it might as well be mine baby.

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>>7327082
Look out, everybody! Things are about to get awesome!

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>>7327082
Sweet, already got my first target to go after.

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>>7327082
I am a being of unimaginable dark power! This contest is unnecessary, My Tyran-
>slap
OW

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>>7327082
I-I did it!... I-I mean of course I did, even in my armor I can do this simple human activity...

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Hoshi, in case you're here.

Jude#7263

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>>7327082
Yeah, great entrance. Can I take this costume off yet?

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>>7326928
Of course size doesn't matter. I'll tear your worthless ass to shreds either way.
>>7326993
It's cute you haven't caught on by now.
>>7327082
Cargo drop, motherfuckers!

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>>7327082
This is a fairly standard infiltration OP. No sweat.
>>7327085
You certainly did. Ana. Ana Amari. Are you keeping your ears clean young man?
>She gives a small laugh
A warlord, eh? Forgive me if I'm a bit skeptical.
>>7327111
Best of luck.

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>>7327085
Do they be all over the planet? Am I able to get one myself or are they only used by royals?
>>7327101
>The man slowly sits back up after what seems like a few minutes. He calmly unpauses it and goes nuts on the game.

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>>7327082
>She gets on top of the monster, beating on it with her Materia powered gloves. Getting off it, she pulls out her gun and shoots it in the head.

Okay, okay... target down. Whew, that made my blood get pumping! Yeah!
>She thrust her blood covered hands into the air.

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>>7327026
>He grips his heart as his face contracts into a pale and grim stare before returning to his normal self and laughing it off.
You're a real heart-stopper, you know that? I'll have to push myself or else I won't go anywhere, that's the same for everyone isn't it?

You're like the memories I have of my mother, except she always told me to go out and play with the other kids... That didn't go so well.

>>7327061
I like to put in my entire heart, even if it stops working due to the circumstances. At least that way you know what you're fighting for.

The worst is not knowing what you're fighting for or unknowing to what's real... it's like you're in a cloud, you know what I mean?

>>7327082
I didn't expect this many people to cheer for us.
>He glances at the girl, lighting up in the same green as the glowsticks are glowing.
You got to be kidding me... How did a girl like you get such a following? Are you an idol or something...?

>>7327085
You already managed to get through all of this once? You should've told me from the start, that way we could've concocted a plan with even more coffee so we get through a few more! Even if you don't see this as something big...

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>>7327199
I knew it! You are worthy!
>Opens a bag of Doritos for him.

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>>7327082
>His microbial body is instantly vaporized. Fuck.
>>7327085
He gets his secret ingredient delivered by armored boat! I don't think anyone knows who makes it, and only hima and the sponge know what it is!
>>7327111
Usually I don't really get this far. I didn't plan much for after this point. But yeah, declaring allegiance to me would do it. All hail Plankton!

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>>7327082
That booth is either huge as heck, or the other two died of suffocation.
So that's why they call her Xbone huh.
Satan being the sore loser that he is can't help but cheat even after his death.
Looks like Ramona won't be able to stop Adolf from recreating the holocaust. Or maybe, never knows what that tribe can do.

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>>7327247
What did you do to my arm?!!
how am i supposed to mix from now!

List of new avas?

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>>7327247
No you idiots, the other way! Put me down!....sigh

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>>7327159
If that was your intention, you would've done it by now.
>>7327173
>Hanbei laughs a bit.
Man, people sure do think I'm a kid, I'm like...25, last I checked. In fact, I make for one of the kings in my land's personal adviser, even!
>"Rai, Rai!"
It's nice to meet you, either way.
>>7327199
I'm noble, not royal... and naaah, anyone in Ransei could "get" one, sure! But...only a Warlord can actually communicate with them no problem.
>>7327202
Yeah, it was actually pretty easy, honestly. What's the appeal to all this, anyhow?
>>7327232
And you're the only competition he has? How...about...marketing as a more "hardcore" product?

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>>7327247
And now, those of you gathered in the stands behold the Rapeman Shining Wizard!

>And what a Shining Wizard it was! So nimble and flighty and-
>And the Xbox girl performed one that looked so much cooler, and listen to the crowd roar for her!

Oh...alright. Then behold! The Rape-Man piledriver!

>Wow! What a piledriver! There's no way that guy's getting up from that on-
>And the Xbox-tan did a much flashier and painful that drove the crowd wild

H... how!? How is she outdoing me at every turn!?

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>>7327247
Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute, Freddy! T-That's not what it looked like!

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>>7327202
Ye have that problem? It be not that difficult boy! Just fight for what is right and it will all be clear!
>>7327223
.he takes the bag of chips, dumping them all over his mask. Again no indication that he's actually eating any of them
Simple laughable, these games are! Justice is once again being delivered by I!
>>7327247
This soul is too evil for me to strike down next! Mark thy words, I shall return!

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>>7327159
I'm a simple man at the end of the day. What else can I say than the same things I've been saying for a while now?
Maybe I'm looking at things the wrong way, or misinterpreting something you're saying.
>>7327173
As to you, ma'am. I'll be back in a jiffy!
>>7327232
Then it's done! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!
...I don't have to repeat it over and over, do I? As fun as it is saying and repeating it, it kinda leaves your mouth numb after a while.
>>7327247
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!

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>>7327247
You want it? Come and get i-
>Throws it into a rabid crowd
Oops.

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>>7327247
What is this food? it taste great! Why do we not have this back home?!

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>>7327247
You don't see Tenten in the first eliminated every day. Guess even the top dogs get tamed at one point.

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>>7327247
Those horny little shits! Everyone's gotta know about this.
>>7327293
We have a game to do it already. Don't worry, your time will come sooner than later.
>>7327307
You haven't realized that I'm just trying to put you at ease for what comes next.

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>>7327247
>("The heck is going on in the men's room...? Ah, probably men stuff.")

Please get all this 3D pig disgusting out of here.

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>>7327247
Well you fucked that one up a tad, didn't you? Just a bit?

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>>7327322

>>7327289
Error: Too many lines
I gotta make a pastebin soon.

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>>7327202
Pushing yourself is fine, the only way you can change is to do so, but you need to know your limits. Progress means nothing if you end up dead, young man. Are you alright by the way? You looked flushed for a moment.
>>7327247
How nostalgiac. I used to do this with Fareeha when I was on leave.
>>7327293
Hm? I wasn't referring merely to your age in that regard. The warlords I've...
>She paused, obviously changing her line of dialog
...Met were ruthless killers. You seem nothing but pleasant. It's rather surprising, is all...
>she favored the Raichu with a pat
It is nice to meet you as well.

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>>7327318
Wait, wait, wait, wait! We were just wrestling! That's where we are, right? Some sorta wrestling gig?

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>>7327293
What do you mean, "hardcore"? I've been finding that looking for ways to steal his recipe is a better use of my talents anyways.
>>7327307
A couple of times a day to reaffirm my trust in your indefinite servitude will do the trick. So, as you're going to survive until the end in my name to prove I'm a competent leader.

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>>7327247
>>7327299
Ye not of the dew are inferior.
>>7327302
Yes! Yes! Keep going! This is great!

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>>7327317
Hitler has found his new right-hand man.
From the first time I've seen his face still fresh from puberty, I immediately knew Austin was a dork.
Bet you don't see that kind of jumpscares in the shitty games you play from your shitty click-bait videos, don't you Mark ?
Fire and water don't mix Mokou.

Eggbeast is good at slaughterin', not assistin'

has /tv/ taken over hg?

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>>7327397
I mean, yeah, he did kill all those people, but maybe he won't anymore?

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>>7327318
Man, you sure are bad at the whole intimidation thing, you know that?
>>7327356
No need to mince your words with me, you know. And hey, it's just the term, and all, most I've met were decent people, honestly.
>"Chu~."
>>7327376
Claim it's designed specifically for those people with lead bellies. I'm willing to guess your theft's just gonna end in pain and suffering for you.

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>>7327397
aww,good girl.
Dont let Kelly find out though.

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>>7327390
It's not my fault...! Japan doesn't sell Mountain Dew! It's not readily available! The tongue of Rapeman so misses Baja Blast!

>>7327397
Mmm! Fortune cookies! I'm so glad I decided to ask you out for Chinese instead of attack you as I am wont to do. You're more.. elegant than most girls here. Even if you do have a flower for an eye. Saaaay, what's up with that anyway?

there aren't even that many 3d avas, stop complaining you manchild

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>>7327247
Man, this is taking an awfully long time. Maybe I should call them again and ask where my burritos are, else that's just a waste of 25000 Yen...

>>7327293
I don't really know. I guess it's just surviving to live another day? Hell, fighting evil and what's wrong for what's right could even be said.

>Kotarou looks around the arena, not seeing a lot of malice or people he'd fear.
Even if evil's something that I can't see around here. The majority aren't people I'd see as a threat to anyone, really.

>>7327302
Wise words, that I do have to say... you're right, there's nothing holding me back here, right? Nobody to control me or order me around so I might as well fight for what's right.

>>7327356
>He grins at the old lady, stuffing his hands in his pockets while doing so.
I'm perfectly fine. I was just pulling a prank on you. Limits? You're probably right, but even then, it doesn't matter much does it? If I can keep this up for a while it's bound to give me some progress, even if it means I'll eventually fall.

At least I'll have something done in this place! Just like in that one song I heard on the radio before I fell asleep "Push it to the limit".

>>7327397
>Kotarou, grasping his belt with his thumbs, hands resting on his pants, ignores the small guy as he tries to talk to him.

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>>7327397
I would rather not, thank you very much.
>Taking off the shirt, she fixes her tie and walks off.
I swear, this training is more out there then I expected.

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>>7327397
S-stop slapping me so much! Y-you are not even really fighting me!

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>>7327397
Talk about getting a taste of your own medicine.
You can always convert to Necrophilia if it's that bad, Rapeman.
Eggbeast and the others got nothing on the Blue Meanie.
Oh yeah ? What a nice girl.

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>>7327293
Sounds like another thing that warlords keep from the common people. That is why I plan to liberate these creatures!
>>7327390
Ye of no fate! I shall accompany you to the netherworld!
>He blasts through the game with no problem at all. In fact now he is yelling at the results screen.
Repent evildoer!
>>7327397
>A night in bed? Not when Justice can still be dispensed! The ninja cuts off all of the wires and machines around him, hobbling out of the room.
>>7327443
You be correct, child! You have the heart of a thief after all!

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>>7327397
Hi there, Marky boy! Trying to spoil our routine?
>>7327433
Oh, sorry, am I not trying hard enough?
>his face contorts to an unspeakable horror as two large shadowy hands rise from the ground and clamp down on him from both sides. When he speaks, his voice is unnatural and demonic.
Am I fucking intimidating enough now?
>>7327455
Careful. I've been told I'm Nintendo hard.

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>>7327318
What comes next--
>Mark silently opens his mouth, looking like he just had an epiphany.
...I'm going to die. Well, shit. At least I died doing the same thing I loved?
>>7327376
I've done it a few times already, so there goes my Plankton quota for the day! I think I can survive in your name. Like partners or something, right?
I mean, I did give you a few ideas for your restaurant!
>>7327397
...I don't know how to feel about this, but I'll enjoy the show until then. Take it from the top, boys!

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>Xbox, shutting down.

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>>7327455
....Damn it.

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>>7327455
HIIIIYAAAAH!

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>>7327455
Wow, and I didn't even have to do anything. I guess I'm a crowd favorite.

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>>7327397
Did you think this would save this puny man? It will be his end!
>>7327455
I will push you back to Germany old man.

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>>7327397
I'm just humoring her. I'd feel terrible if I used the full breadth of my training to utterly destroy her in front of so many people...
>>7327433
Very well... Suffice it to say, they weren't warlords long after I was finished with them. Evil souls that prey on the weak. "Might makes right." But a single bullet can change everything. Power's not something to be taken lightly, young man.
>She seemed to catch herself
Ah... but I must apologize. I didn't intend to lecture you.
>>7327443
Do what you must, but don't go throwing your youth away on something silly... I've seen it happen too many times. Young men and women with visions of glory clouding their better judgement. It never ends well...
>>7327455
It seems the protector has become the protected in this instance. Thank you...

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>>7327455
>Tragedy. Sheer tragedy. Here, in the cacophonous halls of the wrestling arena, Rapeman had found something he never thought he'd find: love. Love in this blond haired girl in a suit. How well they got along together, how much fun they had. She was the only one who saw past the paper bag and saw the beautiful tortured soul within! But... he had no choice. In other to achieve his great destiny of lewdness, he had to do it. Once the deed was done, Rape-Man stood in the shadows and removed his paper bag, staring away into the distance, holding the name Elena near and dear to his heart...

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>>7327455
You will need more than those. My sword cut the very parts of thy soul!
>>7327471
>The ninja snaps out of his frenzy. Looking at the sleeping girl, he puts a blanket over her.
Yoshimitsu thanks you for helping him in his endless quest. Fare thee well.

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>>7327469
You finally caught on! Congrats, Mark!
>he shoves his clawed glove into his stomach, grabbing Mark's spine and pulling it out while his skull caves in on his brain

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>>7327455
W-what is the meaning of this?! L-Let me out of here! T-this locker is too small for me!

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>>7327455
boop

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>>7327433
If I get the formula, I can just run him out of business, the crustaceous cheapskate. Also under the right conditions, chum can burn through lead. I've ran several tests.
>>7327469
You've definitely got a head for business, just like I have a head for thermonuclear explosives. I think you'll do just fine as a start to my armada.

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>>7327501
Take this, Freddy-kun.

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>>7327489
...Do you know why you are here?...

>>7327516
Looks like he nestled between two big brown butt cheeks

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>>7327471
>drags off to a honeymoon suite

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>>7327455
And if you stay in this position, grabbing your opponent by the head and then drop yourself ot the floor, it's just bound to give them a major headache. Trust me, I saw this on the television, or so my memories tell me.

Yeah, that's right, it might've been something else as well, but I'm sure it was like this. Maybe I messed it up with the Titanic though.

>>7327460
The heart of a thief? Heh, I guess you could say so. If only I was a thief of the hearts, now that'd be something.

Would probably have saved me from a lot of unfateful encounters.

>>7327493
My path isn't one of glory. Mine's just finding my real self, my own being, what I am and what I'm not. It's finding reality and my identity. Even though... there's quite some stuff I do fight for, but see it as a matter of saving the world as we know it.

Someone has to do it, right? Might as well be me, who has no clue of what is going on.

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>>7327471
We will meet again! So swears Rape-Man! My revengeance shall be swift and lewd!

(See you!)

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>>7327528
I believe I do

>>7327530
Baby got back

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>>7327511
HE AIN'T THE FINAL BOSS FOR NOTHING
THE BLUE MENACE IS UPON US
The trickster's ruse cannot get through the wizard's magic

GET
IN
THE
BAG

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>>7327542
Well good, because I don't.....Why are you here?...

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>>7327547
Yoshimitsu is so cool! He was always my main in Soul Calibur and Tekken! Ooh, I wish I could just have him autograph one of my paper bags! It would be such an honor!

>Even heroes can have heroes, and Rape-Man is no exception! And for you big Rapeman fans, think back to issue 4 where our hero was actually playing Tekken Tag Tournament 2 shortly before answering the call of justice!

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>>7327501
>Too gruesome to even describe, Mark falls to the ground. Jesus, it's like a snuff horror film. Like he said, he died doing the one thing he loved most.
>Screaming like a psychopath and filming it. He'll respawn in half an hour tops.
>>7327516
Maybe we can get your restaurant famous! I believe that we can go the distance, you and I! It's all about our best interests and our audience!
>>7327547
GIMME A L. GIMME AN E. GIMME AN O. GIMME A N. WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
LEON, I THINK. WE DIDN'T REHEARSE THIS. DID I DO GOOD?

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>>7327527
>Nice, thanks.
>>7327547
Ooh, look at me! Bluh bluh bluh!

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>>7327547
B-But why would you ever want to be anyone like me? I'm not all that special, you know? Most of you have far more potential than I could ever dream of.

Besides, my clothes really look weird on a girl, not going to lie about that. It makes you look like a hobo... wait a second...

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>>7327547
How did you... Why do I keep getting trapped in places?!

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>>7327547
The two different forms of 2D unite to dispatch the 3D wanderer.

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>>7327533
Ye hath no need of a relationship. They only slow ye down for what is important!
>>7327547
Who goes there?
>Looking around, the ninja sees nothing. But what he feels...
A disturbance, there is.

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>>7327547
YOU WILL FIND STRENGTH BY STANDING STRONG
>>7327563
To show the strength of your mind and my body by carrying your accomplishments to battle!

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>>7327547
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD VITAL POINTS!

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>>7327443
There's still evil around? I dunno...all this just seems like more effort than it's worth, you know?
>>7327460
They don't need liberating. Or want, really. And any "peasant" could become a warlord, it's just something you're born with. In most cases, anyways.
>>7327466
>Hanbei's face is the utter picture of poise and coolness.
...Eh. Kanbei's spookier when he's angry.
>>7327471
Huh...bye.
>>7327493
Heh. That's the beauty of Pokemon battle. Not a single live has to be lost, human or otherwise.
>He scratches one of Raichu's ears, though the smile on his face is gone.
...We got rid of people like those not too long ago.
>>7327516
...It's a figure of speech. But still, until you can get it, it's safe to have something else to fall back on.

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>>7327586
(I should probably kill her... then again... if she's dumb enough to think this would work, she will probably get herself killed later...)

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>>7327586
For some reasons I can picture well these three forming a band.

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>>7327574
>Freddy knows he'll come back, and will happily do it again.
>>7327586
Dammit, Hitler! You're a real pain in my side!
>>7327603
I think I've had enough of your tongue.
>he reaches into Hanbei's mouth and tears his tongue out before punching him in the mouth and shattering his teeth

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>>7327586
You will find no weaknesses!

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>>7327586
Namu! A fly to a spider's web you are! Your next attempt shall result in your demise!

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>>7327586
Ugh! Zarya! She always gives me the most trouble when I play Reaper or Genji! Her weakness!? I don't know it! Unbelievable! Also, tell me, my magically inclined fellow friend of justice, but... am I alone in not feeling attracted to her?

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>>7327533
If you're fighting for what you believe in, then who am I to try and argue any differently. If you ever find yourself wounded, ask me for help. I'll patch you up.
>She patted her biotic rifle proudly, grinning at the boy
Good luck.
>>7327547
Hah! How's that? Jack taught me that one. "All in the wrist", he would say...
>>7327586
My word, I'm going to seem a helpless damsel in distress if this keeps happening...
>>7327603
The world can be a cruel place... If you don't mind telling me, how did you "get rid" of them, young man?

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>>7327598
You had best not break my shit. Else you reimburse me the money I spent buying that off the omni-..I mean ...producing it in my factory...

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>>7327547
Now THIS is what I'm talking about! All I need are some hot cheerleaders to keep me goi-!

>>7327586
OWWWWW! GOD DAMMIT!

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>>7327586
You and the remaining members of the original National Socialist party, sweetheart. I'm beating those krauts 8 to 0, what shot do you have?

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Can a nigga borrow some fries?

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>>7327619
Oh please, Zarya... I happen to know you have a weakness for cute, fluffy animals. I see how your face lights up when you see a bear cub or cuddly baby tapir...

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>>7327550
Pew.

>>7327654
Ask Vader

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>>7327530
>Plankton is a married single celled organism, anon. He wouldn't dare stoop so low.
>>7327574
I suppose...but even with other menu items, a large portion of this is going to be making chum...appealing.
>>7327603
My inventions are more than enough. Have you ever had holographic meatloaf? It's blander than a clamshell with no tartar sauce, but it works well.

Anyways, I need to get working on this new menu. Maybe someone even came in while I was out!
>He equips a jetpack and rockets away.
>Will I keep Plankton? Maybe. Will I have another folder by tommorow? Probably. Bye.

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>>7327654
Shut yo ass up, boy! How is you's gonna borrow some fries? You gonna give em back?
>Fucking whips your ass with the belt

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>>7327547
Aww shit man i missed the game. That shit looks cash , son.

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>>7327674
Grandad, what's your old ass doing here? I thought you were out with bitches.

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>>7327612
Wew lel, internet went down for some minutes.
Ebin.

GYRO
AKANE

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>>7327618
>The hand is blocked by an angry, steel-hard tail.
>"Raaaai...."
>>7327625
Heh, it wasn't even me. It was an upstart kid from some backwards, tiny kingdom. Out of nowhere, they start showing everyone how strong they are. Before we knew it, they beat the stuffing out of Nobunaga, unified the kingdoms, and...boom. Peace. Sounds almost like a fairy tale, huh?
>>7327654
What's a fry?
>>7327672
...Weird. later.

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>>7327629
If broke so easily, there would be more people than me who could carry
>>7327659
No! What would make you think that!? Bears are for wrestling later!

>>7327674
>>7327694
Am i the only one who thinks this is fucking awesome?

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>>7327654
Over my dead body! Someone escot this African-American tar...child out of here immediately! I can practically feel the property value dropping.

>>7327674
At least he has a father-figure, unlike his friends no doubt. One who punishes him properly if I say so myself.

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>>7327697
Where did my weights go?

>>7327709
No. But don't be a fag.

>>7327697
And there goes my guy.

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>>7327697
Fuhuhuhuh, it is the simple things really!

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>>7327697
>Rapeman took the moment to mourn the loss of his friends and his beloved Elena. He missed them dearly, he missed them so. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, even a hero as great as Rape Man can cry sometimes! But what's this!? Deadmau5 is here to pour salt on Rapeman's still tender and fleshy wounds! Our hero could do nothing but watch as the man took the ashes from the urns and danced about in a rain of memories and love!

You... you! I swear, you'll pay for this! You won't get away with this transgression! And another thing: Your music sucks!

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>>7327603
A queer one, your world is. Every answer I get results in more questions.
>>7327654
I can certainly steal some for you, boy! However Yoshimitsu has one question.Yes, I have one important question!
>>7327697
>The blade only stops him a little as he takes it out. His next few words sounding almost demonic.
Behold. This. Is retribution!

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>>7327694
>Whips your little ass again
I came when Huey called and told me you ran away. What the fuck are you doin leavin my house? What, I don't support you well enough? I move you out to a nice neighborhood and run away to scrap with these niggas?
>Whips your ass a third time
Get your ass home before I beat whip yo ass to death!

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>>7327586
You sure you want to join in this? The guy looks like he could break our bones by just sitting on us. If it needs be I can handle it by myself.
>Kotarou readies his claw, ready to deal the finishing blow.

>>7327591
I guess you're right, but it's hard to be socially isolated, you know? It's just lonely at times so sometimes it's a nice feeling to just have some girl coming up to you and to share a hug with her.

Or well, even a friend and a nice talk can fill that hole.

>>7327603
Of course it's effort, but man, can you imagine how boring it would be if we could achieve everything by doing nothing?

Like if that possible, I wouldn't be here right now. I'd be living the dream life with the girl of my dreams, you know what I'm saying?

>>7327625
I can handle myself, don't worry about it! If anything I'll try and rewrite my way out of it. It might appear that I need a doctor at one point though, but I can assure you it ain't something to be worrying about.

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>>7327699
Nigga, you been living under a rock? Fry as in potato chips, that shit delicious, nigga.
>>7327717
Bitch you trippin. Hatin on a lil ass kid, that's why yo ass can't get a man , cause ya playin on lil kids.

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>>7327709
If ruining a perfectly good, white...picket fence neighborhood with rap music and low hanging pants is awesome, then yes.

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>>7327697
You made the right decision, young man... I had my sights trained on you for a good kilometer or so...
>>7327703
The wrestling is just an excuse to hug them, it's alright, dearie. I don't judge.
>>7327699
Nobunaga? Are you referring to the Japanese daimyo?
>>7327739
I honestly can't help but worry about young men and women so eager to fight...

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>>7327697
Yeah, I'm not gonna deal with that...

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>>7327737
Ahh....
Grandad, but i aint did nothing. I was just walking around when these niggas jumped me and brought me here.
>mumbles to him self
"Huey you a bitch ass snitch"

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>>7327586
Damnit. I tried not to do anything dumb, but here I am, about to die from two children.
Oh, well. I don't think hitting kids is morally acceptable, so bye-bye.
>7327618
>He's back, albeit in another place so he can regain his bearings.
Jesus, that felt weird. The guy didn't even say goodbye or anything like that. I'm just going to assume he prefers Felix instead and leave it at that. Fandom wars, and all that.
>>7327672
It's about advertising your food to make it look good. If we overcome that obstacle, anything can be done. I bet you're waiting for the day the menu brings everyone in!
Bye-bye, Plankton! You can go the distance!
(See ya!)

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>>7327697
This got smaller pretty quickly
Yeah, you better stay where you are Deadmau
poor undead

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>>7327743
Why you little ingrate! I'll have you know I've had far more than my fair share of men, many of whom most women would kill to spend an awkward plane ride next to! If your father weren't almost certainly either dead or a drug addict, he would hear all about this incident!

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>>7327699
Oh now what the shit is this?
>>7327789
Hey hold on, this complexion bruises easily! Stop knocking me around!

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>>7327734
Hehe...maybe I'mm just bad at explaining stuff that's just common knowledge back where I live?
>>7327739
Man...I know, but...is there really anything to be actually gained by fighting in these?
>>7327743
I've come to the recent revelation that most people here are literally worlds apart, I've never heard of it before. Huh...sounds like it'd need salt. Like...lots of salt.
>>7327761
What's a Japanese? I mean Nobunaga, of the Oda clan?