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>>7323166
>>7323179
Thanks for the game.
>>7323180
>He looks absolutely dumbfounded
...
Who the hell was that? Where did the other one go?
Lucky Lenny
>>7323142
Uhhh, well, not really. You see, there's a lotta different things in space! I just happen to be one of them! One of the greatest, may I add?
>>7323166
Congratulations!
>>7323179
Thank you for hosting for me, minion!
>>7323176
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
>>7323027
Well, I think your friends d-do that because of your attitude.
>>7323032
Not r-really, just lay down here!
>She sits down on the ground, patting her hand where she indicates where she would like you to sit.
>>7323128
>I am reading your text in his voice, it is amazing
N-Not really, I play the euphonium, and the euphonium only has concert music. I-I don't think it will liven up a-anything.
>>7323142
I d-don't do evil, so I'm safe, r-right?
>>7323178
That-s why I choose my friends carefully!
>>7323190
Well, p-pick your fights carefully.
It's Friday already? Monday felt like yesterday!
>>7323197
Never heard of it.
>>7323215
You tell me.
>>7323110
>The both of them stares at the woman in silence, until Zack opens his mouth.
Hot damn, that was a personality change.
>>7323130
As long you don't mess with me or just agitate me in anyway, we're even steven.
>>7323142
>"More reasons...?"
Eh, having more than one reason is annoying as hell. But..... if I can kill people here, that would just be great! Get to let off some steam!
>>7323176
Doesn't my fist to your face sounds good right now?
>>7323165(Junko)
Stop talking about one of the more useless part of the body. i don't know what they do, but i'm sure is for useless things
>>7323166
Wow, a real rock head. Good job I guess and thanks for the show.
>>7323176
A test? What do you m--
...
>she blinks in perplexion
Okay, now I'm 100% sure I'm dreaming.
>>7323179
Thanks for hosting!
>>7323213
Oh she's still here, infront of you, you daft mortal.
>>7323235
So? you got a fucking problem with it?
>>7323166
>>7323137
>>7323179
Second again.. You were indeed the fairer man, Mr. Boulder. And I congratulate you on your grand triumph.
I thank you for the good show you've presented us with, dear host Lenny.
Anyone hosting another round? Not on a ERP thread.
>>7323178 (Yuri)
Perhaps you're right. There's nothing wrong with getting some skills out of this, we can just hope you don't use the more negative ones out on the world, right?
But still, it's not really my thing. I can handle myself fine, but I don't like doing it to people who are just out trying to survive.
36 or 48?
>>7323227
I'm gonna get my clothes all grass-stained...eeh, whatever.
>He rests his hands on the back of his head and plops down next to the girl.
Could use a cushion, though.
>>7323235
Hey, now, what'd I ever do to you?
>>7323265
He was just sleeping. You know how people tend to try and pinch people when they're dreaming?
>>7323232
>Yaaaawn.
Sure seems like it. Pretty weird, huh?
>>7323290
Someone siad they would.
>>7323142 (Yoshimitsu)
Okay, well, I guess this does feel like more than a child's game. That's because this is obviously directed towards older audiences.
>>7323128 (Lenny)
Please, do. As much as I enjoyed gathering pictures of my handsome face, I wouldn't mind anyone helping me out. Thank you!
>>7323179
And thank you for that, too!
You see, kids? Never make promises you can't keep or else fate will conspire against you!
>>7323227
>I was concerned I wasn't getting it down correctly, but I'm glad I am!
Every little bit helps, ma'am. Euphoric or not, the euphonium will help this place get back on track!
Alternatively, you could do drums.
>>7323272
I couldn't careless.
>>7323296
48, please dude. I have (You)s. lots of (You)s
>>7323296
48 My good man, I've been lurking
>>7323131
>oblivious king of britons hardly grasps that sense of humor
...To think we share the same love towards human cuisine, and here you're going to turn it into some sort of auto-destruction.
>>7323296
48!
>>7323297
Um...right. We could try that! Here, pinch me!
>she extends her arm towards you
>>7323313
>>7323315
Very well.
First 48!
>>7323296
48 would be just fine.
>>7323166
You have my respect child! This is to both the winner and the host!
>>7323176
Presumptuous thinking, that is! To think that everyone is like that is a fool's move!
>>7323180
It is wise to be courageous but too much! And you'll be a fearless fool!
>>7323215
Ye do rouse Yoshimitsu's mind. I still be unsure of what you are! This space, very large?
>>7323227
Of course child! Still thoust body for ye be safe with I, The Great Yoshimitsu!
>>7323232
Time is but an illusion! Monday being yesterday, entirely possible!
>>7323235
Ye need to open your eyes to the possibilities!
>The man then turns his body to the boy.
But ye be too excited at the prospect of killing! Evildoer? Yay or nay?
>>7323296
It is indeed merrier when there are more!
>>7323233
That...I'm really special? But I already knew THAT!
>>7323333
Deadmau5
>>7323333
Coraline Jones
>>7323333
Gabriel
>>7323333
Rin Hoshizora
>>7323333
>Dubs man.
Also, nice quads.
>>7323333
Zero
>>7323333
Jack Gallagher
>>7323333
Colonel Jack O'Neill
>>7323333
Yoshimitsu the 1st
>>7323333
Lito Rodriguez
>>7323333
Kotarou Tennouji
>>7323333
Eggman-kun
>>7323333
Marjane Satrapi
>>7323193
Fuck you
>>7323333
Kumiko Oumae
>>7323333
Godzilla
>>7323333
>James Bond
>>7323333
Alisha Diphda
>>7323333
Kokichi Ouma
>>7323333
Markiplier
>>7323301
>>7323174
I'm so handsome I linked to myself by accident. Goddamn, that's amazing.
>>7323297
Yeah, it's so weird! Like I just fell asleep one night then woke up here!
>>7323333
Dory
>>7323333
Claptrap
>>7323339
Yup! It's humongous! The humongousest thing in the world! Or...not in the world!
>>7323333
Artoria Pendragon
>>7323333
YOUNG BLACK JACK
>>7323297
Being an annoying bastard. Just for that is a good enough reason for me to beat your ass to death.
>"Zack, don't make me shoot you."
....Tch.
>>7323333
Zack
>>7323333
Demon Archer
>>7323333
Tohru Kunikuda
>>7323227
Do I look like the kinda man to take a knife in the back?
>He shakes his finger
Tsk. Tsk. You don't know me at all.
>>7323235
You can count on me...not doing that. In fact, I think it's better you forget I even exist.
>>7323272
Oh? What is that, your ability or something? Pretty lame if you ask me.
>>7323333
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7323333
>Our Lord and savior, This Diamond
>>7323333
I sacrifice battle ox and lord of D to summon BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON TO FIGHT IN THE ARENA!
>>7323333
Capra Demon
>>7323333
Fumi Kanno
>>7323333
Leon Kuwata
>>7323333
Ramona Flowers
>>7323329
I can't pinch very hard, I was thinking of giving you a little zap.
>The Pichu rubs at it's eyes, before bounding down along his outstretched arm.
>>7323341
I guess you make a lotta assumptions, too.
>>7323339
Hehe, I'm not as dull-witted as I look. I'm just tired, is all.
>>7323378
Really? A lotta people seem to be wandering in here. Wow.
>>7323389
Come on, I'm trying to be friendly...ish.
>>7323333
Hanbei
>>7323333
Ryoma
>>7323333
Gladion
>>7323227
Good. Make sure that when you find those few good friends that you hold onto them and support them when it's needed. You never know when you might be in a bind and need someone to give you a little push in the right direction.
>>7323232
And speaking of new things I haven't seen here's one right now.
>>7323296
The later.
>>7323294
When you put yourself out there in the world you're already fighting to survive. My guess is good as any but as I can tell you're a long ways away from home aren't you?
Keep your guard up, your wits about you and your weapon clutched to your breast if needed.
>>7323333
Lenny Prime
>>7323333
Yuri Lowell
>>7323333
Clone Trooper
>>7323333
Kuzuki
>>7323333
Tiny snek
>>7323333
Reaper
>>7323333
HEL
>>7323303
Good! caring about anyone is stupid!
>>7323339
FUCK YO-
I know she's hard to talk to, but can we just be nice to eachother?
>>7323400
Well hello there mister Diamond. Also nice dubs you got there
>>7323369
Fuck you too, skank!
I'm fucking off now. I can only stand this much cancer at a time.
Peace out, my niggas!
>>7323333
Angry pupper
>>7323333
Roy Mustang
>>7323319
Is that really such a bad thing? Having the one thing you love more than anything else in the world be the cause of your death seems poetic to me. If it isn't food then I don't know how else I would like to die. I'm sure you've got a specific way you'd like to go, don't you?
>>7323438
I love you.
>>7323437
Dubs, my nigga hows it going.
>>7323333
Malory Archer
One more.
>>7323441
Call the police nigga I don't give a fuck.
>>7323407
A...zap? I don't know...you think it'll have the same effect as a pinch?
>>7323377
And the roster is here!
>>7323297
Really? That's so cool! Is this like a cool little social club? It's fancy!
>>7323339
Wooooooah, that's weird! I'm pretty sure Monday was on Monday, though. I mean, it'd be weird to call it Monday if it wasn't Monday, right?
>>7323411
Hiiiii! Hi! Nice to meet you! I'm Dory!
>>7323460
Life has been going well. Checking dubs,trips,and quads left and right you know.
>>7323441
Someone's grumpy.
>>7323407
Yup! I've been programmed to assume anything else but me is inferior, and so far I'm lovin' it!
>>7323492
Ready to be the hero!
>>7323297
I-I don't have any..
>She lays down next to you
I haven't asked your name.
>>7323301
J-Just call me Kumiko mister, and I don't know how to play drums.
>>7323339
A-Are you like a knight? I feel glad that someone like you can protect me.
>>7323399
I obviously d-don't Mister! We just met!
>>7323411
I know, I have q-quite the experience in that. Thanks to my friends I have got out of sticky situations and v-vice versa.
>>7323441
why am i quoted there, i don't even fag here
>>7323492
Now`s the time to shine.
>>7323403
Get on discord.
>>7323463
HA! Right on time. Maybe next time, Trudy Beekman!
>>7323339
>"Zack is a serial killer."
Would you shut up! Nobody asked you, you dead doll!
>>7323399
I was planning on that. Got no promises for the kid though.
>>7323407
>"She is right Zack, she is trying to... be our friend."
We don't need friends Ray.
>>7323435
Ain't that the truth! Heh, you might be the first person here, I didn't want to beat the hell out of.
>>7323492
Alright then gentlemen. Lets start. Im getting bored, waiting around.
>>7323492
Good to go.
>>7323521
>t. capra
>>7323532
Okay.
>>7323492
Bloodbath time!
>>7323492
I'm ready to begin the mission!
>>7323492
Hmph! It's time to try another chance.
>>7323480
Well, it should, after all.
>The Pichu balances on the end of his hand.
>>7323493
I heard it's actually more for fighting, little buddy.
>>7323515
That sounds dumb....
>>7323492
Alright, let's go.
>>7323519
Huh? Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka. I could get something for that, though.
>>7323537
....
>He scratches his chin.
I'm a guy.
>>7323492
Rename that name to blue eyes white dragon
>>7323381
How rousing! Before I leave this Earth, I shall leave this Earth to travel through this space!
>>7323407
It be not wise to be tired in such a place! FInd shelter in a safer place! Yoshimitsu can't protect everyone!
>>7323435
Yoshimitsu is perfectly capable of being a gentlemen! Especially to those that are lost in their emotions!
>>7323492
IKKI TOUSEN!
>>7323492
Hang on, give me five. I need to prep. Makeup!
Where's the makeup girl? I'm looking a little pale.
>>7323487
>to save time, don't reply to me unless you can tell me what type of thumbnails you're looking for
>>7323492
Let's see if I still got it. You all better watch out because I won't hold back.
>>7323493
Funny, you look more like dinner to me.
>>7323554
Blue eyes what are you doing.
>>7323554
Where the hell I'm I gonna get a suit of armor to pull that look off?
>>7323552
Good.
>Tfw severely underpopulated by lolis
>>7323554
I came back here in hopes to get away from crazy women, but it looks like you guys don't let up at all. At least that old bat didn't abuse me.
>>7323554
Why are you all running? There's nothing to being scared or something.
>>7323554
Oh wow, really? I don't wanna do that!
>>7323560
Fighting? Why would someone wanna fight? Fighting's no fun!
>>7323571
Ha! You're funny. I'm not dinner, I'm Dory! What's your name?
>>7323554
Whatever works I guess. I should thank Raven later from r showing me how to use these things.
>>7323568
>>7323492
>>7323554
Onwards with the fourth round, shall we? Win like the Queen is watching!
>>7323492
....Fuck it. Good luck kid, it's time for me to let loose!
>>7323554
>He runs off in blinding speeds, jumping from tree to tree
Holy crap I feel amazing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>7323554
Day one.
>>7323562
Ah sorry about that. Seems like I was a bit too fast there.
>>7323565
My Pokemon can take care of me just fine, actually. And hey, I'm just always tired, okay? Don't worry about it.
>>7323604
I dunno...I just wanna sleep, too.
>>7323554
Oh. Come on!
Right to the point. What a pain in the ass.
>>7323411
>She nods.
It's such a shithole nowadays, but there's something small inside of me that sort of makes me want to see it again. I guess that's what home's all about.
Either way, most other places would be a step up from arena fighting.
>>7323554
Ok, im now fighting in a war or something. Gonna need some 80s music though. All knights need to have some style around here.
>>7323554
Done in by a dog?! Are you kidding me?!
>>7323487
>>7323568
Oh, yes, I remember that one. Thank you, once again!
Honestly, any is good to me. As long as it has me on it, I'm fine!
>>7323492
Okay, folks, I know I said that I would be sure not to die at the start, and I know I lied, but this time, I'll be able to make it past that!
I mean, how could you go wrong with James freakin' Bond?! You can't!
>>7323519
Kumiko? Got it You can call me Mark, since that's my name and all.
Playing drums is easy! You can do it on anything at any time, and that makes it incredibly easy to master! You know how timing works in music, right?
>>7323493
Ye don't sound too sure of your statements, finned one! Why is that, Yoshimitsu wonders.
>>7323519
I am no mere knight. A ninja of justice, I am! Yoshimitsu of the Manji Clan at your beck and call!
>>7323537
Aha! My suspicions were correct! Prepare to taste retribution with the steel of my blade!
>>7323554
Let us move like ladies and gentlemen with a place to go!
>>7323606
Oh boy, is it finally time for me to bust out the "creepy mannequin" folder I've been sitting on?
>>7323519
The name's Gyro Zeppeli. That's all you need to know, and ever will know about me.
>>7323537
Is that "kid" your responsibility?
>>7323554
>With extreme speed, his horse takes off.
>>7323560
Oh, sorry.
>>7323554
It's like I'm back in Morocco all those years ago. Let's get to the fun part faster this time
>Malory pulls out her magnum
>>7323622
Get back here you melon smashing hack. Someone should have done this a long time ago
>>7323622
Suits are indeed marvelous.
>>7323622
...
I know you're there. So just come out and don't make this any more difficult than it needs to be.
>>7323492
Looks nice!
LOOKS HORRIBLE!
>>7323537
Well that's gonna change in that arena, you're gonna have to beat a god!
>>7323554
LET ME DRIVE!
but why?
BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
>>7323565
Thanks, you are kind sir.
>>7323622
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Making love, not wa-
FUCK YOU!
>>7323640
Go for it.
>>7323636
>
>>7323622
whoops, slight miscalculation there. Sucks that I only had the one arrow.
>>7323622
Why am I bothering with this? I want no part in killing. I just want to relax.
>>7323622
Well this is silly...
>>7323622
Oh my god. Sir are you alright. I just cut both your arms off.
>>7323622
Well done blue eyes.
>>7323622
Nishishishi... I know exactly the "thing" you want to do, What are you waiting then?
>>7323622
>
>>7323624
Sleeping's not very fun either. I mean, you need to sleep to live, but it's not fun. And you don't need fighting to live, so I say sleeping is still better.
>>7323639
Well, I'm pretty sure Monday is Monday, but you can never be 100% sure, right?
>>7323658
>>7323560
It definitely is! It leads to a lifelong inferiority complex I will most likely never get over. But I wouldn't have it any other way!
>>7323565
How're you gonna do that? You don't LOOK like you have any kinda spaceship!
*small noises*
>>7323622
Night one.
>>7323622
>He takes off his jacket, pinning the man on the ground.
You better brace yourself... I am really, REALLY, rough!
>>7323680
>>7323690
I wonder what they did to deserve something like that...wasn't one of them just a fish?
>>7323560
>takes a deep breath
Okay. This is probably a really bad idea, but I'll trust you. Just...make it fast okay?
>she closes her eyes and waits
>>7323686
cute noises
>>7323622
Aww come on. Stop makin love. This is supposed to be a fucking war here u idiots. For god sakes man.
>>7323690
Oh, new friends! Hi, new friends! What are you all doing he
>>7323686
AHHHH!
>Claptrap hides his arms and wheel inside his body while he cowers in fear.
S-Someone, k-kill whatever that is! I'm too young to die!
>>7323690
*how did he hear blue eyes?*
>>7323690
Please, I beg you, I can't take this much more. Can't we sit down and enjoy our time at this resort instead of doing this? It's only a matter of time before "she" sees me.
>>7323716
>my dick is diamonds
>>7323690
Haha! You swing like a girl!
>>7323690
Might as well run away now.
>>7323690
I'll give you points for trying at least.
>>7323622
My apologies, Mrs. Archer, but I am afraid you have narrowly missed me by a nose. Now allow me to quickly flee and plan accordingly to what I have in mind next.
>>7323690
Ha! Approach like so, aaaaand thrust!
Now I shall allow you to try out this method with ease.
>>7323718
>fucking drowns
>>7323554
>she runs off
>>7323560
Where can you get that, Takenaka?
>>7323622
I d-don't want to die today!
>>7323636
Yes I do, Mark. But I rather stay with my e-euphonium.
>>7323639
I-I thought ninjas were from days past. I am surprised one s-still exists!
>>7323641
T-That's fine Mr. Zeppeli, I don't really want to know why you are like that.
>>7323690
Mark, why...
>she burns to death
>>7323519
Good, keep it that way. You'll how a long way with some help and you can do anything you set your mind on. What's your name?
>>7323604
Uh...Yuri. Nice to meet you, Blue.
>>7323629
So you're from a bad part of town too huh? Guess that's something we share in common. Where I'm from you had to fight tooth and nail to get by everyday.
>>7323690
Guess I can check on my supplies for the time being.
>>7323622
I can assure that I'm nothing more than a ally!
Oh wait, it was obvious enough?
>>7323639
Don't worry about him, i'll take care of him. It's what siblings do.
>>7323657
A god? That is neat. Oh, and he is already fighting in the "arena"
>>7323686
Hm?
>>7323690
That dog is more formidable than I thought... I'll have to retreat.
>>7323690
Damned Kevlar, I keep asking them for a nightgown version, but "misappropriation of funds" this, "that wouldn't stop a BB" that, "you can't fire me over this" waaaahhhh waaahh wahh!
>>7323451
Even if it means living a particulary short life? I'd prolonge my lifetime as much as I could in order to enjoy said pleasures, but you already know my existence ended a long time ago.
>>7323690
You're too young to be part of my stalwarts, return to your homelandand and don't touch a sword until you're ready to die for me.
>>7323690
Day two.
>>7323703
>>7323622
Eat my dog demons! For now this should be enough until you feast on an evildoer's face!
>>7323624
Pokemon? The words you are saying make no sense to I. Are these things your tools of justice?
>>7323657
Thank me, you do not need to! Tis is the code that I live by! As long as your other half cause no strife, I shall protect the both of you!
>>7323679
Unenlightened fish! The day of Mons is whatever you wish for it to be!
>>7323684
It will take all of my training and even more than that!
>He then sits in an Indian position, contemplating his thoughts.
But I shall make it reality!
>>7323690
Sleep well! You will be needed for the next bout!
>>7323690
I know you're not real....you can't hurt me. So just go away.
>>7323752
I'm not touching that thing.
>>7323752
Don`t tell me its aids again..
>>7323645
Don't worry about it. Do I really look that girly?
>>7323656
>>7323622
Heh, good eye. I was wondering how long it'd take you to spot me.
>>7323679
Hey, it's plenty fun. It's so relaxing to just do that, you know?
>>7323684
Poor thing.
>Hanbei pats the Claptrap.
>>7323686
Do what now?
>>7323706
Alright, Pichu, give it a go.
>It reaches out, and a small crackle of electricity arcs from it's cheeks, down to it's hand, to Coraline's own. It's honestly not much more than a bit of a static shock.
>>7323738
Hey, just call me Hanbei.
>He let out a whistle, and a very, very large sheep-like thingy bounds up.
>>7323756
They're my 'tools' and companions.
>Hanbei pats the Raichu next to him on the head, which lets out an enthusiastic noise.
>>7323752
Well done blue eyes. win this game for kaiba corp.
>>7323690
Now this is what I call a battle. And thats alot of blood now on my suit. Best god ever.
>>7323752
Th-That hunk of metal moved so fast...!
How many are number one in here?
>>7323752
Well the last shot I made with this thing didn't really work out so, practice it is.
Hello? can I come here? the ERP thread is a mess right now
>>7323752
We could eliminate the need for field operatives entirely! What firearms are you compatible with?
>>7323752
I didn't want to do this! I'm a nice guuuuy!
>>7323708
Stop being so UNBEARABLY adorable, or I swear to Neptune I will DESTROY YOU!
>>7323718
What do you mean, "back"?
>>7323722
Calm your circuit boards, I don't feel like equipping you with flamethrowers just yet. Maybe in a hour or two.
>>7323744
That's it? Hm? Your puny brain can't think of something more clever?
>>7323690
Have you heard something, Silvally? a Noise?
>He notices the one trying to sneak up.
Hey! Where do you THINK you're going?!
>>7323752
Don't thank me, Just get out from my sight.
>>7323752
Nobody enters the Manji Clan! Nooooobody! Hahahaha!
>>7323622
CHRIST, LADY, I'M TAKEN! If you're going to make love to me, then I'd rather do it in a clean and sanitary place - literally ANYWHERE but a battlefield!
>>7323686
Tiny Box Tim? Is that you? I've been looking for ya! Where've you been, my little biscuit?
>>7323690
OH, GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT! Are you okay? I'm seriously sorry! It's not because of the drums, I promise!
>>7323738
Well, that's alright. If you don't want to do drums, then that's okay! I'm just saying, drums are easy to do. Anyone can do it. Never heard of a euphonium before, though.
You do you, and I do me...
>>7323794
You called for the number-one-est person? That's me!
>>7323752
Night two.
>>7323752
Bring it on! Surely you can do better than that!
>Yuri unsheathes his blade and deflects all the arrows with relative ease
>>7323690
The heck is a king?
>>7323752
>His right eye starts twitching violently. Not to mention, his arms are shaking.
....Ooooooh. I feel like someone is having a good time looking at me...
>>7323741
Well...sort of. More like the whole country is the bad part of town. Of course you still have some of the best people you'll ever meet, but it's not the happiest of places to actually live. it's complicated, and I don't want to bore you with the history.
>>7323794
Only one and your looking at him.
>>7323800
No.
>>7323800
haha, I get it, a sex joke, good one.
>>7323815
Wow, that really doesn't work.
>>7323741
Ha! You're funny, Yuri! My name's not Blue, it's Dory!
>>7323756
Hmm...
I wish for it to be on...
Monday! Because it would be confusing if it wasn't.
>>7323752
Well done me. That was a good ol duel.
>>7323800
An autist from here is the root of the problem, so you're not really changing much.
>>7323800
Fuck off erp scum
>>7323743
Good!
>they walk away
>>7323752
FUCK YOU! THIS IS MINE!
We are just borrowing it, sorry!
NOT SORRY!
>>7323756
Well thank you nonetheless
>she gives a bow and walks away
>>7323815
Who is this mortal!
I think she's one of the old people who died.
oh.
>>7323755
>>7323800
Just don't rape anyone
>>7323794
Number one... What, sir?
>>7323800
It's fine with me.
>>7323806
Wait, who are you?
>>7323800
Take a load off, go ahead.
>>7323815
Okay, okay...I've had my fill.
>>7323815
Blue eyes attack the transgender now with white lightning!
>>7323800
What did Sterling do this time? You can stay in the servant's quarters with Suzuki while we sort this out with T-Bone.
>>7323815
Yes yes, Heil Hitler and so on, now where's the officer's club?
>>7323641
I am his sister. Of course he is.
>>7323783
Yes.
>>7323752
Maintain that pace with great dexterity - at some point we shall indeed discover what's behind this warlord's keep. Onwards!
>>7323815
What? I- I could have sworn there wasn't a war in the past that I had partook in, right? Those poor souls..
>>7323748
>the impostor puts his Togami mask back on and assumes his role once again
Hmph. I know all about King Arthur, and the things you've done. If you think you're going to lecture me on your past then save your breath. You'll only be wasting our time.
Asylum
>>7323815
>Parrying nobunaga's shots
Stop shooting your weapons without aiming properly and move your line of fire towards him! Are you listening to me-
>headshot.
>>7323848
last one for today i think
>>7323815
Day three.
>>7323815
Nishishishi! You think your toy was enough against me?
Too bad! that thing doesn't gave me any scratch and even it split into two halves!
>>7323800
Anything can be a mess due many reasons!
>>7323756
I think you're gonna need oxygen, unless you want your head to pop like a balloon! Like, one second, getting bigger and bigger, and the next, KA-POW, hahah!
>>7323783
My sensors indicate affection! I will respond accordingly!
>Claptrap purrs like a cat.
>>7323802
Uhhh...all of them?
>>7323806
But those would be AWESOME!
Wait, who are you? Are you the same faceless stranger from before?
>>7323783
>she flinches a little and opens her eyes slowly, just to find out she's still in the arena
Oh...that wasn't so bad. It doesn't look like it worked though...
I guess I'm not dreaming after all.
>she sighs, visibly disappointed
>>7323815
Aren't you guys going a bit far?
Do you guys ever wonder why you are so autistic?
>>7323875
Really? I missed with the catapult too!? Goddamit....
>>7323875
Just head east.
>>7323815
....SHIT!
>He dash away
>>7323850
What kind of silly rule is that!?
>>7323861
Jeez...is it the hat or something?
>>7323883
...Well, that's weird.
>>7323884
>The Pichu pats her hand.
What's so bad about it?
>>7323875
Heh, leave it to the lazy people to get all the work done, huh?
>>7323815
>>7323870
Hahahah! It's like you're uncertain on my true intentions....wait that wasn't a meant for you.
>>7323741
I'm Kumiko Oumae! What's yours?
>>7323783
W-What's that thing, Hanbei?
>>7323800
New faces are always welcome!
>>7323814
I'll show you w-what a euphonium is Mr. Mark!
>She heaves a large case into view
>>7323852
>>7323883
>>7323814
>he coughs a bit
DOWN HERE, CLAM-FOR-BRAINS! Does NOBODY look down anymore?
>>7323783
If you're looking for an odd job, you can always become my mindless bodyguard slave. You'd get a discount on Chum Nuggets every other Tuesday.
>>7323875
This wasn't in the script.
Is it really what we're going with? A spy?
>>7323875
Night three.
>>7323875
FUUUUUUUUUCK!
oh we will get them next time.
>>7323738
That is what we want ye to think! No one can find you if they thought ye have died long ago!
>>7323743
Hmm. If ye are able to reign in your troublesome brother, then I shall not unsheathe my sword! Good luck on your trial!
>>7323783
So ye use pets to do your fighting? Absurd!
>>7323815
This can't be how I lose! Not this way!
>>7323834
Blue one, ye shall learn one day that time is meaningless. Time only makes it more confusing.
>>7323843
Farewell child of two minds! I shall remember this encounter!
>>7323883
>The man continues to sit, emitting a low, throaty noise from his mouth.
>>7323905
>>7323875
If you call cheering you on while you do all the hard work, then sure!
>>7323925
Blue eyes apologize to that employee of kaiba corp
>>7323925
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE CAPRA DEMON FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASS DUBS MAN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY TO FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF ABSOLUTE USELESS TRASH
>>7323914
...
>Alisha crouches down to do her best to be at eye-level with the strange creature before her.
...What sort of creature are you?
>>7323875
Not attacking him? Fine... how boring.
>>7323925
You should feel more afraid from other things, not with a completely harmless kid, don't you think?
>>7323883
Splendid! Where do I order more of you?
>>7323875
>Malory stares at the bow in disbelief
I realize there were budget cuts, but this is ludicrous!
>>7323925
That necklace was a limited release from the Eisenhower administration you whore.
>>7323925
Alright he should be just around this-aaaand he's gone.
>>7323875
Mr. Ouma, a word if you may? This Eggman individual is not whom you think he is. He is in a fact a lowly marionette possessed with the soul of an immortal god, so I have heard.
So take my advice into heart and refrain from duelling him. It could even save you at whatever point in the future.
>>7323925
>*sighs*
It has come to a conclusion that I have picked the wrong time to undergo an action involving flammable substances. And wrong weather, hence the rain..
>>7323947
It's okay, I can take a bad dragon.
>>7323925
Day four.
>>7323905
Your face. It just looks really girly to me.
>>7323936
Thanks, talking skeleton man.
>Also, I gotta disappear. Don't know for how long though.
>>7323905
Other than the fact that I'm surrounded by people who want to kill each other, nothing I guess.
But I do miss my home, and my parents. Even Wybie! And he was so annoying.
Don't you miss your home?
>>7323815
Hey, what're you doing with my keep, you-- Her? Do I look like a woman to you?
It was a mistake, I hope!
>>7323871
The best of the best. I have to thank you for going through all this trouble for me - really, I appreciate it a lot.
>>7323875
But why? They didn't even do anything to me, and if they're anything like the people here, that'd be horrible. No! Hell no!
>>7323907
Really? Well, if you're offering, I wouldn't mind seeing one! It'd be nice to see something new--
...That's huge. And you play that? It's easy to play, right?
>>7323914
>
Wow. I really didn't see this one coming. Well, you have to level with me here. You never told me to look down, so why would I look down?
>>7323970
>Laugh Track plays
>Seinfeld theme intensifies
>>7323864
>
S-So you already know most of it, huh? As you wish, Master. if there's any doubt left feel free to ask, it seems we lack a mediator for the Grail War after all.
>>7323906
Why did we establish an alliance in the first place if you cannot stay true to your objectives, wild Archer?
>>7323970
That's it! we are leaving for today!
MORTALS BEWARE OF HEL!
Oh but do remember that you don't have to really beware of u-
I SAID BEWARE!
>she floats off of the thread
>>7323968
Seriously? What's the deal with that guy? and I had many plans against him, if you want I could tell you some of them.
But now that you insists, there's no point on explain them, mostly because I had nothing on mind.
>>7323979
You guys have that door open yet? What's taking so long?
>>7323970
Oh.
>>7323979
I admire that person's performance very much.
>>7323905
What?! Like you've never shown affection to a sentient robot before. Hmph!
>>7323914
>Claptrap looks down.
Whoa! You're...tiny! AHAHAHAHAHA!
>>7323925
Meat confetti!
>>7323936
Uhhh...what're you doing?
>>7323964
Hyperion, of course!
>>7323979
Oh, come on! I can't die YET!
>>7323979
I'm sure you can walk it off. I got pudding in my eye once.
>>7323985
No problemo buddy.
>>7323992
>>7323998
>>7324013
>
>>7323979
Gross. There's blood everywhere...
One down, twenty-something to go.
>>7323907
It's a Mareep! They're soooo fluffy....
>It lets out a baaing noise.
>>7323914
Huh? Whoa...! You're the tiniest thing I've ever seen that could talk!
>>7323936
Hey! They're not just my pets, they're my partners and friends! Look at me, I'm too scrawny and sickly for direct fighting....
>>7323939
Eh, close enough. Did you pass our before or something?
>>7323980
Hey, I can't help that...
>Seeya.
>>7323981
Hey, do I look like I wanna kill you? I only just got here...honestly, I'm just tired.
>>7324004
>>7323979
The door's too heavy, and it looks like they reinforced the other side with sand. Sapping the walls is going to be our best bet.
>>7324015
I don't even know what a robot is.
>>7323979
Arrows are covering the skies! You better get to cover!
>>7323980
>>7323999
See ya soon.
>>7323936
T-That's very accurate! How did ninjas m-manage to survive that long?
>>7323985
It's not a-as large as a tuba, but it's actually fairly easy to p-play.
>She removes it from the case, preparing it to play
>>7323827
You're not boring me at all, I was taken in and raised by the people of the lower quarter, a place the empire tends to ignore like a bad boil or blemish. They're like family to me and are some of most trustworthy people I know.
>>7323834
Right. How are you breathing right now?
>something came up and I have to go, sorry
>>7323979
What's wrong? Did something slipped from my hands? Like... I don't know, a blade piercing your bodies?
>>7324022
Hard to tell, really...but you seem nice.
Tired of what?
>>7323985
Do you need some help?
>>7324022
Seriously? can't we just-
>>7324024
Oh crap!
>>7323997
There is one thing I would like to ask.
Why is it that you're a girl?
>>7323979
Do you think we went a little too far? I'm not sure.
>>7324015
Yes, do you have a phone number for them? Email, secret drop box, smoke signals, anything?
>>7324024
You'll have to try harder than that to kill Malory Archer you medieval wops!
>>7323979
Victory is ours m8s
>>7323875
Shit sorry diamond
>>7324024
No... this feels so wrong.
>>7324024
What the hell is going on out there?! This! Was! Not! IN THE SCRIPT!
HERNANDOOOOO! WHERE ARE YOUUUU!
>>7324022
Yeah, let's call it passing out. I feel a lot better, but there's still some things that bother me about this place. All the people here are creeps and there's nothing besides killing each other. No beaches, bowling alleys, clubs, bars or anything.
>>7324024
I not fast I activate refuge! It allows me to protect any monster on the field that is being attacked.
>>7324058
>>7324058
>>7324058
>>7324058
Lets go folks!
>>7323953
>He rolls his eye at Aisha.
Oh come on! Don't you know a plankton when you see one, barnacle-head?
>>7323985
You would've, if you had any, oh, I don't know, DECENCY? Always check up and down before dismissing mysterious voices is what Mother always said!
>>7324015
Oh can it, you hunk of scrap metal! I could disassemble you and have enough time to tend to the loving customers that I don't have.
>>7324022
No kidding, I can talk, big whoop. I'm a single celled organism and I can already tell I have more brainpower than you.
>>7324024
Shit. You there take these arrows for me. Thanks.
>>7324053
Apology accepted
>>7324024
That was close.