HG Thread. Default Day 2.
>2 threads with hosting
>>7304595
*Night 2
>>7304621
>HG went from comfy to multithread shitposting in record time
We really are a shitposting community :^)
>>7304595
Not obedient slave must die instanly
Do you guys want me to keep the roster I already got for when this guy's done or make a new entry?
>>7304618
>Dumbass.
How about you kill yourself you autistic mongoloid?
I'll gladly buy the noose and the bleach.
>>7304610
>>7304591
Reminder that the First 24s are usually bait.
Grimes's post was autistic af. (But hosting was a possibility). 1st game here.
Double entry posts never mean anything good, I made the roster. 2nd game.
3rd roster was posted in last thread. 3 games.
Enough?
>>7304595
Rolf is, how do you say...pooped out.
>>7304640
AHAHAHA, PEOPLE ARE RAISE AGAINST DEATH, WHAT A PERFECT SHOW
>>7304647
Save that for yourself, you little autist.
>>7304602
Implying you would be able to make it work.
Don't expect too much of yourself.
>>7304644
Go for this roster.
Can we all just get back to the game. Im currently on levels of cunfusion right now that shouldnt even exist.
>>7304667
Roy is fucking pathetic.
>>7304667
Holy Moly
>>7304644
I'd prefer a new roster, but whatever floats your boat.
>>7304682
Just stay in this thread. I'm hosting the only game here right now.
>>7304693
Rainy wethear. Your luck that you didn't die already.
>>7304705
>working with Puppy
Shit
>>7304705
... i can destroy the entire humanity in one second. so NEVER touch my stuff again
>>7304719
>weather
>>7304719
You're next, Mustang.
>>7304733
>him
>>7304756
Blame your parents for giving you that name. I can never fucking tell with anime these days.
>>7304745
Hold your ship right in Bermuda Triangle.
Can't touch me.
>>7304766
Rolf can see Rolf's old country from here!
>>7304766
One step closer, boya.
>>7304766
i don't know in what world are you living, but feminine boys are just imagination of the human being to hide their attraction for the same gender.
>>7304801
FUCK THIS GAY GAME.
4chan HG never-ever again.
>>7304801
It is but the cataclysm of legend! Rolf's eyes have turned to nothingness! AYAAAAAH-!
>>7304801
>>7304793
Pretty stupid puppy
>>7304817
No revenge, huh?
>>7304815
>implying I'm gay
Just stop right now.
>>7304842
If Rick is going to host with the same roster, I'll take my revenge.
>>7304850
>implying you're not gay
Penultimate slide.
>>7304850
>He doesn't like feminine penis
>>7304850
Looks like i died, are you happy?
>>7304815
>>7304876
I wonder if you don't win the next game. (no)
>>7304901
delet this
I like this conclusion
>>7304882
>assuming my sexuality
>>7304893
Fuck off, Janus.
>>7304894
It makes no difference to me if you live or die, just don't assume my sexuality again, shitlord.
>>7304901
Stop hiding it
>>7304913
>can feel your eyes
Winner
>>7304925
That joke actually paid off. Huh.
Take it away, Grimes.
>>7304922
You're feeling Asgore's eyes.
>>7304913
What
>>7304920
As soon as you stop hiding yours, baby.
Show me that girly dick.
>>7304925
Hmmh. Congraaats. And thanks, host person!
>>7304913
i just give my opinion. i wasn't talking about you.
Where the fuck is Grimey? Somebody wake up Negan.
>>7304925
Rolf congratulates the sentient number!
>>7304939
Rolf thanks the host for these games of murder and fun!
>>7304939
give me 12-24 fags that aren't on this roster, desu.
>>7304958
Not Reigen Arataka
>>7304958
Gabriel
>>7304958
Miki
>>7304958
Popuko and Pipimi
>>7304939
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7304958
Rikka
>>7304958
Mi Smo Vojske Allahovo
>>7304958
Araragi
>>7304958
Meira
>>7304958
The Russian Empire
>>7304958
Araki-sensei
>>7304958
Jihad in Bosna
>>7304958
Blue Elephant
>>7304958
Edge Fencer
>>7304958
Istishhady Abu Leith from Wilayet Ninawa, Iraq
>>7304958
QP
>>7304958
King Crimson
>>7304958
Big Bork
>>7304958
Ramzat Kadyrstotel
>>7304958
Senshougahara
Is it another 2v2, newfag?
>>7304958
Policeman from Anbar Desert
>>7304958
Kimblee
>>7304958
ultraman
>>7304942
Jump off a cliff before I puke
>>7304958
Correspondent
swaps now. RIGHT NOW. like right right now
>>7304958
Edvard
>>7305057
nvm fuck the swaps. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. no swap after all.
>>7305090
>All those broken events
>>7305085
You have only two there?
FOR SHAME. I HAVE 3
>>7305057
No, its 2v2. Its ok my friendo
>>7305090
This is so much easier! Now I can pick whatever I want and I don't have to worry about going out on the first day!
>>7305090
Why do i have to run IN EVERY GAME?
>>7305101
They're what I do best, babe.
>>7305090
It's 4v4.
>>7305123
Pizdec
>>7305090
day 2
>>7305090
You have it. I need it. You're giving it. Understood?
>>7305155
Well, this is going to bother my style.
>>7305144
>with my friend
>friend
WRONG
>>7305155
At least he's alive, he will have a terrible life ahead of him, but it's better than nothing.
He cпитcя, тaк чтo pacчeхляю мeмныe зaпacы.
>>7305175
>WRONG
THAT'S WRONG! YOU ARE MY FRIEND!
>>7305194
Shahid please stop russian.
>>7305155
day 4. we're skipping days, desu.
>>7305180
You monster
>>7305196
This is why I'll never return here.
>>7305090
Rolf was not prepared for the sudden turn of events...
>>7305209
wew slide 4
>>7305218
What? A monster would finish him off, if you want to stop his suffering kill him yourself.
Now they're posting images with a language i don't know and never want to know
>>7305218
You want to be an enemies? Well, okay. But I'll not loss.
>>7305256
There is only one person. Even me who has Putin's and Poroshenko's image pack don't do this. I swear.
>>7305256
You'll see it all over the place when we have to come bail your asses out of World War 3.
>America
>>7305250
>>7305209
Stupid vampires.
>>7305256
Then ignore them.
>>7305250
slide uhh 6?
>>7305250
Only an idiot would fall for such an obvious trap...
Btw, my friendo-enemy. I suppose that /brg/ knows that you are here. So, its better for you won't stay here for more games. Shahid will spam a lot.
>>7305309
>kissu
We've been through worse. This is nothing next to gore spam.
>>7305309
>>7305258
Whatever, fag. Save the result of this game and show me tomorrow. I'm going to bed now.
>>7305288
>kicks the russian out of his hideout
You can go, but all your food is going to stay here.
Guys, I think Soviet has finally fucking lost it.
New round after this one?
>>7305288
...Thank you...dog.
Уххх бля пoдзaeбaлcя cлeгoнцa чeтa.
>>7305288
>>7305344
this round ain't gon' be over for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG while.
>>7305321
Kissu are not allowed, sorry.
They came 'cause of my friend, that leaves them. Maybe there is only 1, but still he spam hard 'cause of him. He wants return to /brg/, but my jojofag don't want to go there, even for a money.
>>7305344
Dubs, new round after this one. Dubs demands it.
>>7305288
>>7305355
Kehehe...what a coward, what a coward~
>>7305355
Where did I put my sword? Did that dog take it?
Пocлeдний, нaвepнoe
>>7305329
Okay bro, I will. Should I go in /a/, or you will comeback tommorow?
>>7305343
Ignore it.
Хoтя нeт, вoт пocлeдний. Hyфaг пидop, кcтaти.
>>7305355
I-I'm sorry I couldn't save you... Avenging you is the least I can do for you...
>>7305355
Lots of groups.
>>7305388
Just don't bother us.
>>7305402
He вынyждaй мeня oткpыть втopoe дыхaниe
>>7305402
You. You speak the language of the slaves?
>>7305400
Wha-What do you think you're doing?! Freak!
>>7305421
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>7305400
Get up! Get up!
>>7305400
...even more groups.
>>7305414
Do whatever you want. At least, you aren't spaming "RETURN IN /BRG/ JOJO".
>>7305421
Em, well...Yes. Do you need translation?
But I won't translate russian memes. Hard for you anyway.
>>7305440
This might take a while...this shelter's a lot bigger than I thought it would be.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY VODKA RUNES YOU COMMUNIST FUCKERS
>>7305440
Tha-That's just going to piss him off even more... And he's going to make us pay when he gets out of it...
What kinda shit tier rp is going on here.
I could rp better in my sleep.
>>7305440
The dog again?
...Fine. You have me in your debt.
>>7305440
stop grouping up, fuck.
Afternoon fellas. Hope your day is good as mine.
>>7305488
>Growls
>>7305440
Alchemists are victorious.
>>7305462
Nah, they understand you. Someone from /brg/ just to lazy and mad to speak english, so they spam in russian and russian meme.
If they write you in russian, I will translate it to you.
>>7305488
Are you sure we're not taking this prank a little too far? I think she passed out...
>>7305488
>>7305499
I love you, pup. I hope you make a good pet.
>>7305488
Keep chasing me~.
>>7305496
Bleeegh. I'm bored and hungry.
>>7305528
But I don't eat animals....
>>7305496
Do you have any pudding?
>>7305458
Hacтyплeниe yжe кoнчилocь, a этoт мyджaхид тoлькo ceйчac coвepшил иcтишхaдию.
>>7305528
Awww! He's so cute! How could I say no to a face like that? He's just so fluffy, and we're gonna be the best team ever!
>>7305502
Oh. Then ask them what's up with the fuckin track suits. Why?
>>7305539
Then get food dummy.
>>7305547
Yes.
>moves the plate of pudding away from you
But it is mine. Get your own
Oh dont mind me. Im just a diamond. Watching all this death and destruction. Just go on with your day. Nothing to worry about.
>>7305528
Can the nanomachine-fueled monster handle this on his own? he should be more than enough...
Remind me again why did we bother to have the Soviets on the allies?
>>7305528
>>7305557
You're a fucking monster, Haru.
>>7305574
You a crazy diamond
>>7305570
That's mean... I just want some pudding... Give me half of yours.
>>7305585
Yes I know. Your dreams are tasty.
>>7305580
Are you going to get out of here on your own or do I have to force you?
>>7305585
I know Crazy Diamond.
>>7305597
>takes a scoop out of it and lures the spoon to your mouth, just before turning it around and I eat it in front of you.
>>7305570
Is that permission~?
>Fangs are a show.
>>7305580
Ooooh, kiiinsmaaaaan.... Kehehehehe.
>>7305580
This stupid bear's not even in the game! It doesn't matter if I get rid of him, right?
Now where did I put those supplies I got off the internet...?
>>7305580
You! Dog! Get out, run while you still-
>>7305609
In my dreams. Everything is burning.
>>7305580
more shit.
>>7305652
er...feast..FEAST
>>7305619
>Shoving the pudding in front of her face was a big mistake, as she quickly consumes the morsel with surprisingly blinding speed.
>You end up chomping on an empty spoon.
>>7305652
Well well, looks like someone is jealous, maybe if you weren't such an ass you'd have more friends who could end you nice things.
>>7305590
wtf I love russians now
>>7305652
Perfect day starts with the death of jojofag
kirby does what dededon't
OI
>>7305621
Permission? Yes, go get a sandwich of something dumbass.
>>7305668
W-What? Impossible. This might be an enemy stand at work... Need to finish this before I have nothing left!
>starts eating he pudding as fast as he can
>>7305679
>You're welcome.
>>7305685
>not dededoesn't
>>7305693
OI!
>>7305704
I think you're forgetting what I eat...human~.
>>7305712
>vania lewds
this must stop
>>7305652
whoops. let time slip a bit.
>>7305706
kirby does what dededoesn't
>>7305704
Thanks for the pudding, mister scaryface! It was just what I needed to get through the day!
>>7305693
Happy birthday.
>>7305725
Don't you dare suck on me. I will erase that fucking mouth faster than you can say, "You're so tasty."
>>7305730
Omg VERBAL ASSULT IS RAPE. OMG IM SO TRIGGERED. ALL WHITE MEN ARE RACIST.
>>7305730
>>7305752
that's the idea, desu
>>7305707
>he begins having a seizure immediately
>>7305748
>he's still haveing a seizure
hbsdkalfbdfyuioahsdfoasdfbuyhaobyhfsiuolsb dfjuhiopas
>>7305734
>with his mouth full and dripping some of the chocolate
THIS IS MINE! GO AWAY!
>>7305750
You're the one who offered~.
>>7305764
Pretty....
>>7305769
>Confused, QP runs up to the boy
A-Are you OK? Are you dying!?
>>7305764
Senator is god, desu and op can't swim.
??????????????
>>7305772
OK!
>QP happily skips away, full of energy
>>7305776
No! I meant buy food like sushi or some shit.
>>7305817
>>7305800
>>7305764
Kehehe, I wanna see how he acts~.
>>7305822
But I can only really eat one thing...silly human.
>>7305792
>he continues shaking uncontrollably
>blue and purple flashing through his mind
>he starts to drool
dagfrgarfbadghaeraerszfbgaERTqaerfgert
>>7305800
we're winding down. Fucking Haru is going bananas again.
>>7305833
>this arr pee
Autism has become an epidemic
>>7305833
>Ghost of S Feels: Calm down. And stop shaling (Kicks in the gut and vanishes) You are cured.
>>7305833
Umm, Umm, Ummm!
>Under stress at the situation, QP gets a bright idea
Oh, I know!
>She gives the writhing boy a swift kick to the stomach
Bump,
>>7305841
now we got fucking bears.
>>7305841
Not like this, you're not~.
>>7305890
Ke-he-he... very clever, very clever....
love you HG
hope we see each others again in hell
>>7305813
Weird creature...
>>7305832
Then I am off limits. Don't try it bitch
>tfw baron doesn't roast you because he knows you'd kill yourself
thanks bby
>>7305846
>>7305848
>>7305851
>he is repeatably kicked in the gut with result other than gagging
>he is still shaking uncontrollable while being beaten half to death
>>7305890
This is what you get for being so mean to me earlier! Maybe you'll learn a lesson about treating people with respect!
>>7305912
This is hell.
>>7305912
Nice one
>>7305912
Bye bye!
>>7305928
>Still kicking
>>7305928
Stop the kicking. You need to start punching. Like this (Hits gut hard)
>>7305913
Awww. Pleeease?
>>7305890
and the winner is...
>>7305833
>No one else says nice rp
Nice rp
>>7305950
Good job!
thanks for hosting!
congrats.
and uhhh stats
>>7305948
I said NO!
>throws a punch aimed at your face
>>7305792
>>7305792
That's one dangerous dog.
>>7305950
Why weird looking people always win?.
>>7305978
Congrats
>>7305950
Congratulations, Haru
>>7305986
Thanks for hosting
you did it. shitty wincard
>>7305944
>>7305946
>suddenly he stops
AHHHHHHHH GGOOOOOOOOOD STOP
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I THINK YOU BROKE A RIB!
>>7305950
>>7305978
Congratulations, pretty girl!
>>7305986
Thank you for hosting!
>>7305990
D-Dangerous? I'm just trying to help...
>>7305986
Thanks for hosting
Want to hear a joke?
>be hoshi
>>7306002
Oh! You stopped making those weird, scary noises! Are you ok now?
>>7306002
He is cured. Pain, the ultimate medicine.
>>7305986
>Thank you for hosting.
>Congratulations, Haru.
>>7305978
Good job, good job! Congrats! And thanks!
>>7305989
>Grinning like an idiot, she moves her head to the side in a blur of motion.
DEUS VULT
New round or riot.
>>7306019
>he's screaming loudly in pain
HELP ME
I NEED HELP
IT HURTS AND IT WON'T STOP
>>7306029
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>7306003
Oh, so you don't have any pudding right now.
>>7305999
Thank you for hosting! My wincard looks great, so don't be so hard on yourself! You took the time to make it and that's awesome!
>>7305971
>>7305997
>>7306044
Thanks, guys! This victory's for all of you!
>>7306003
Why do people here think that I'm a girl?! I don't have that problem back home...
Trumb says "Hello HG".
>>7306027
me irl
>>7306074
>posting while inauguration
/b/Sun
>>7306060
H-Hold on! I'll save you!
>QP presents a cup of pudding to the boy
Here! Pudding makes everything that hurt go away!
>>7306065
I always have pudding!
>>7306066
Y-You're a boy? But you're really pretty...
>>7306044
(S-Shit!) Try this on for size bloodsucker!
>he summons The Hand to start assaulting her with a barrage of punches and occasional erasing swipes
>>7305921
You're welcome
So, someone will host, or I can go sleep?
>>7306123
>Laughing, the vampire practically dances around every blow, before suddenly vanishing in a puff of mist.
>>7306151
Go to bed, senpai.
>>7306104
What's the matter with that? I can be really pretty and a boy! Just because someone looks nice doesn't mean that they're a girl!
>>7306207
B-But that's weird...
So you guardians need a game? Name the number.
>>7306273
How is it weird? I'm kind of obviously a boy, it's just you and some other big idiots here don't see that!
>>7306312
Thirty-six!
>>7306348
Go to the other thread
>>7306140
>>7306392
>I'll wait for the game because that's resembling a containment thread atm
Ready
WAKE UP