HG Thread: Doos bait edition
His hands are probably pretty caloused from all of that sax work (or talking about FTL particles), so he's fine
DEFCON 1 SITUATION, A NIP CARTOON HAS KILLED THE LAST REMAINING TRUMP. THE PREDICTION IN THE THREAD CAME TO FRUITION
Let it sink in that a sentient rock tried to poison a drink and give it to a dinosaut/fox/dog/dinosaur/other dinosaur/penis, but drank it itself and died as a result.
>>7300036
>Gorillafag
wow that brings back memories. Doos mostly just lurks now.
>>7300037
Deus vult!
>remember, millenial gen. It is pronounced day-oose
>>7299933
>Putting me on the same level as Ramsay
Normally I'd skip this, but both Trumps were killed on the same day the get prediction was made [x-files theme plays]
>>7300040
Ririchiyo you libshit youkai , why?!
>>7299999
>he wants mike pence in that badly
>>7300048
7/10 would gladly rage fuck while cursing faggots
>>7300040
>Appreciates the support
>>7300052
>>7300048
We both know that liking bbc -> being a lolicon.
>>7300062
>>7300062
Lolicon master race ftw!
>almost posted that with my ava
>>7300062
>tfw there's almost no good bbcXloli porn out there
t.Kamsay
>>7300071
I have one image... Can't post it due to /trash rules though...
One disgusting fetish refuses to kill the other disgisting. Bonds of degenercy trancend all!
A dog, a robot, a PRESIDENTAL ASSASSIN, and a squid jazz-autist sounds like a pretty comfy group
I feel you little snek, I feel you
>>7300069
Reddit?
>>7300077
>Kamina
>>7300069
>Kamina
>>7300078
>speed it up, then cat nap before class, nigga!
Feast's on!
Oh fucking hell, there's a very real chance that vore and/or lust penis will be the first winner of the autist-chan commemorative games. Fug
Janus you monster, how could you kill the cute snek
>>7300089
If I sleep now, it'll be fore like 10 hours
>>7300090
IN FOR A PENNY, IN FOR A POUND MOTHERFUCKER
>>7300092
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BO-
>Lives a meme
>Dies a meme
>Is forgotten by mid-2017
>>7300092
>slithers out of the tub
>>730000
>>7300100
>dries up the tiny snek
Another day of peace.
Reminder there's a 1/3 chance that degeneracy will win
>>7300099
Sleep tight, dubs dog ;-;7
>>7300069
>ftw
what kind of abstract cancer is this?
>>7300110
>>7300100
>I regret posting those snek images
>Guts
Hopefully it's the fucking clap. Or syphilis, that would work too
THANK YOU BASED JANUS. I'll fedex you another bass sax
>The robot dies of thirst
Maybe if you hadn't have killed his rattlesnake waifu
>>7300113
One that has been with the internet from day one
Master foher from uswest d2,checking in!
>>7300123
>>7300103
>Sneezes
>Nuzzles hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51fj8kelC2A
>>7300112
>Stares
>Sneezes
>Stares some more
>(Thanks for hosting. Get a nap in before class.)
>>7300132
The Janus tribute is a joke for one of our avafags
He likes futa
I wish you nothing but the pain you deserve you degenerate bitch
>>7300148
>>7300148
Fighting the odds here ririchiyo
Host?
>>7300145
[see previous comment about Janus and thorns]
Is OTP one person or two? The mental image of two comatose ... people? following this girl around is priceless
>>7300145
I'm in the discord, I have a handle on all of the spicy community memes
>>7300157
>vore
>no gore of any kind
>not even an unbirthing scene
-2,000,000,000,000,000/10
CAn not fap to...
>>7300188
It's three against one degenerate, I don't see how it could go wrong here.
>Playing doto
>Loss doto
>Dying here
My shedule
>>7300202
Just ask me!
Your 2 says horribly, my child
>>7300200
OTP is just a little meme between squirrels and a local ship girl
>>7300201
>guro
True degeneracy
>>7300210
Who as my man? Did you have russians? Peru? Pinoys?
>>7300202
You must win
>>7300220
Oh, uhh. How do you think I will die in this match?
Vore gets vengeance for her fellow degenerate! Again, 1/3 chance of it winning the autist-chan games, which in hindsight is pretty fitting
Morning!
>>7300236
Based on your 6, I say painfully, my child
[Wow it's fucking nothing.tiff]
>>7300230
There's still two of us, we outnumber him.
>>7300237
Lookout- too late.
>>7300247
That's disappointing. Will it atleast be a quick death?
I [le how does it work stand]'d my way through the peace, and I guess the worst has come to pass. Say congratulations to the winner of the first ever autist-chan commemorative games, Vore!
>>7300253
Only my roll will tell, my child.
Singles, quick n painless
Doubles+, slow n painful!
Rolling for singles
>filename
>>7300270
Eh, good job!
Thanks for hosting!
>>7300262
Thank you for hosting
ZETSUBOU
>>7300270
Thanks for hosting man
>>7300283
Fukoda!
Here's how you stacked up the the giant little girl who only exists to eat living people. Anyway, time to rest a bit before a day of classes I probably should've slept for. See you meme loving fucks later, and skyeye, if you come back and see this thread, Uncle says you're a bitch and your waifu's a roastie :^)
>>7300262
Can't believe I let everyone down.
>>7300264
Looks like I couldn't change the future even if was told about it.
>>7300281
I almost had it as well! Knives are small and fast, difficult to see.
>>7300293
Thanks for hosting
>>7300293
Good luck with class!
>>7300300
You did your best
>>7300293
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7300300
>laughs at the shitty youkai
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: Act the opposite of yourself
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
>>7300329
sure
>>7300329
whatever
>>7300329
>Rollan
>>7300329
>>7300329
>>7300329
If dubs I will order the person below me.
>>7300329
>>7300329
I feel like gambling!
Rolling for 6!
>>7300354
I am very cute
>>7300343
A-anon, I-I-I
>the nervous chuuni throws caution to the wind and kisses the anon, despite the fact that he was actually one of the posters above her
>>7300227
Niggers from turkey
>>7300359
7/10?
>>7300329
>>7300350
>>7300354
>gives a big old hug
>>7300329
Again!
kys souda
>>7300329
>>7300366
9/10 easily
>>7300358
Crap! I uh.. I... Damn it! Hold on!
>>7300369
Ugly alien.
Hey HG
Goodnight
Pedophiles should be exterminated.
>>7300392
But how, Adachi-kun?
do we torture them or kill them quickly and in large numbers?
>>7300329
I choose to participate.
>>7300329
Roll
Okay...
>picks a secret
I am the Sakuya others wishrepkaced the current Sakuyafag...
>Youmu
>>7300329
Roll of despair
>>7300329
Rolling
>>7300409
speak english
>>7300409
Huh?
>>7300369
I have love for stunts and danger, if you are expecting a person, then I love my friends.
>>7300329
Once more.
>>7300379
That's all? come on mister Jacket-boy, give me a better insult!
>>7300391
>gives you a big ol' bear hug
>>7300409
speak spanish, por vapor
>>7300329
>>7300420
K!
>>7300409
>hugs the weirdo
>>7300329
>>7300414
Rerolling because my autism cannot compute that.
>>7300329
Niggers.
>>7300410
Roll again, my child!
>>7300329
Fine
>>7300400
>>7300329
My systems are incapable of allowing me to give orders. I will ony try once more.
>>7300361
>What hero did you play as? Did you get meme kinged?
Dubs huh? Line up ye scurvy dogs, I'ts time to see who will be my slave for the day!
>>7300434
>Open-mouth kisses on the lips
F-Fag...
>>7300429
You are the cancer killing HG.
>>7300414
Oh, well...nothing to do about it
>huging
>going away from No Makoto Character
>>7300434
Ok,
>>7300400
Roll more
>>7300420
Uh...
This thing doesn't deserve better. You gross ass being. You deserve to get dunked into a bowl of boiling water.
>>7300329
Once more.
>>7300448
>kissu
>>7300448
>>7300329
My secret is I love someone~
Roll once again. I wanna give someone a kissu.
>>7300416
>>7300419
>>7300421
I posted as Sakuya, rping with Betty from Kung Pao, only to get anons begging me to replace the current Sakuya fag.
>>7300441
Yeah I was expecting that.
>>7300329
One more time.
>>7300444
Um, what?
>>7300329
>mfw this stupid forced convo roll chart inspires more rp than most games these days
The games are the cancer killing HG.
>>7300452
Who's this?
>>7300454
>>7300329
Reroll. I don't like that one.
>>7300329
Roll.
>>7300456
I mean it's not hard to have better RP than Parseefag
>>7300426
Your wish?
>>7300448
>claps
Much better!
>>7300461
uhh this is me
>>7300463
>>7300463
>>7300444
Your trips say you are a giant, fat pedo, my child!
>>7300467
My wish is for you to lick subaru's face. that's all.
>>7300458
It could have been worse right? By the way, you're a faggot.
>>7300329
And a last time.
>>7300329
>>7300438
>>7300437
[Accessing data banks on...insults]
Your body odor reeks of month old rotten cheese. Your rear is covered in brine and barnacles and you walk around as if you have some strange anomaly inserted into your posterior, you pox faced swine.
>>7300329
Do it
>>7300458
These are just fun to reply to and joke around with
>>7300329
>>7300438
MK good hero, but still I dont play for him often.
>>7300483
>>7300484
Okay apparently I have to do something for you.
>>7300493
>huggu
:3
>>7300329
roll again
>Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
PHAHAHAH FUCK YOU TRASH, GOD OF TRIPS AND DUBS HERE >>7300444
>>7300504
Oh fuck.
Do I have to RP now?
>>7300491
I want you to fuck my wife adachi.
>>7300496
I must leave. Hold this for me till I return.
>>7300480
Okay!
>>7300461
>licks face
>>7300507
this is some pretty awful RP but you're immediately better than our Junko on the grounds of not being our Junko
>>7300517
Um... Of course.
>Holds onto the large wasp
>>7300329
Rolling to Suck the poster below mes dick
>>7300525
she's an absolute madwoman
>>7300509
Yes, do it.
>>7300507
So does that mean I get a kiss?
>>7300532
So how you wanna do this?
You want some tongue action? I could roll your balls in my mouth or some shit.
>>7300329
I'm pretty bored, so just one can't hurt.
>>7300542
fuck off Bolin
>>7300543
Let me kiss your tum
>>7300518
>kicks the cyclops
Are you crazy!? I don't wanna go to jail! Keep your tongue to yourself!
>>7300544
You guys wanna see me nut on a dango?
>>7300543
Bring back Eruka.
>>7300551
Nice try jackass.
>>7300544
Waddya got?
>>7300509
Yes. Now start chucking whores into televisions.
Please start with Junko
>>7300529
Be careful. They are dangerous insects.
>>7300528
I suppose a stroll could be beneficial for my overall life expectancy. If going out will reduce my stress levels the yes, that will be fine. Maybe I will be able to find the master as well.
>>7300562
>then
>>7300525
Well, it wasn't suppose to be RP. But, from the other side its pretty good, just because I randomly choose mad and brutal Junko personality.
>>7300560
Fuck off. Don't touch her. Only Makoto allowed.
>>7300552
>kicks the Subaru back
You know you can go to jail for assault! so let's fight and call it even!
>>7300569
>touches
>>7300562
Where did you get this anyway?
1st to roll dubs and I will post a lewd of an ava of their choosing
>>7300570
I ain't going to jail for anything! I'm preventing worst case scenario here by kicking you!
>>7300329
If dubs or triple - hosting.
Next anon who get dubs or triple also come under this rule.
>>7300589
Ikaros
>>7300590
Why prevent the worse when you can have the best scenario! like fighting eachother!
>kicks
>>7300589
Post nothing!
>>7300602
>wanting to defile such a beautiful creature
>>7300589
You irl.
Do it pussy.
Send nudes.
>>7300589
Post a loli :^)
>>7300608
>picks the cyclopes up and throws it as hard as he can
Heh, I still got it. I should've joined the baseball club when I had the chance.
>>7300562
O-Okay, it's a date
>>7300589
Rolling for Agrias lewds.
Gotta fuck with her when she returns
>>7300624
>>7300624
>comes back running
again! again! I like this game!
>>7300329
Yeah, why not...
>no one get dubs or triple
>>7300589
Sanae's bitchin' tits
>>7300643
Close
Keep rolling nignogs
>>7300329
Rollu
>>7300635
Is it you, bad Izuru?
>>7300644
Go host, ma boy
>>7300644
does this count as a reroll?
>>7300589
Dean Ambrose
>>7300636
>because I have not graved these animals with such numbers
>>7300632
So?
>>7300634
>picks the girl up and punts her far, far away
STAY AWAY!
>>7300646
Oh baka Izuru, don't make me shy so much! It's not like I dont like it. B-baka!
>>7300589
rerolling for everyone that replied to this post earlier
>>7300661
nice rp
>>7300454
Does this mean you will actually be competant Subaru
>>7300484
Blimey, I never knew angels could have such a tainted tongue. But hold it, because I will show you how a real pirate insult goes.
Yer a dull-faced, rustvoiced, landlubbing wench whose only job was Careening sailor's dicks for cash. Ye speak that whore tongue to me like that again lass, I will grab ye by that slave chain of yers and flog ye until yer whale screams will be written on mariner's logs and greenpeace campaigns. Now get lost yer squinty deadlighted swab before I keelhaul you and make the anons here take their scurvied mouse sized peg legs where your sun ne'er shines, in front of that lily-livered excuse of a boy you love so much.
>>7300649
>87 pages of tits
Just this once
>>7300648
stupid idiot
>>7300670
:goose:
>>7300670
those are some bitchin' tits
>>7300656
WOOHOO!
>comes back again
once more! last time! I swear! come on! come on comeoncomeoncomeon!
>>7300329
last one, make it spicy
>>7300672
The fuck is goose
>>7300589
Rolling for loli's!
>>7300670
Wow, ya cheater. Just gonna disrespect the art of the roll like that? Your ma would be ashamed of you.
>>7300677
>>7300648
Don't even think about it.
>>7300678
Dean, you're staring right at those tits as you say that.
>>7300677
Loli's what?
>>7300677
Here is a loli
>>7300666
What's wrong with that? I just using different personalities.
Why you sarcasm?
>>7300666
Way to not waste Satan trips, non faggot
>>7300688
...I mean.
Those are some bitchin' tits, you gotta admit.
>>7300668
I would walk the plank for you
>>7300687
Oh, you forget you first love...what a despair...
>>7300668
Eh? What do you mean by competant? Are you trying to say something to me, ma'am? If so then just say it! Don't bother with this cryptic speech.
>>7300674
Ehh, no! You're not gonna get your way! I'm going to leave you be, which is something you hate because I'm not physically abusing you, right? God, I'm so smart!
This thread makes me want to live.
>>7300712
Oh, okay, I guess I'll have fun some other way.
>frog leaps away
Wibbit! Wibbit wibbitwibbit!
>>7300714
>>7300711
Just...stop talking. Please. I don't want to hear any of the despair crap. Just leave me alone.
>>7300329
I'm trying again...
>>7300719
This community makes me want to die
>>7300719
Nah, that's a terrible idea. You should just jump off ladder right now before it's too late.
>>7300719
>tfw I don't know that feel
>>7300709
So yer saying yer bloody useless then? Because the only people who walk the plank voluntairily arr morons!
>>7300712
I'm saying, swab-eru you are an idiot!
>you will never date Ikaros
>she'll never wrap her wing around you
>>7300722
Frogs have two eyes. You only have one. Stop being what you're not and live to everyone's expectation.
Who wants to see my cock?
>>7300753
Anything for love my love
>>7300733
IZURU-KUN DONT LOVE ME!
And sorry, I need to go. I'll be back in 30 minutes
>>7300756
Me
>racknoorer
>>7300763
Are her eyes cumming with that much force?
>>7300753
Swab-eru? I don't get it. You want to swab something? We're not on a pirate ship. It's kind of impossible when you don't have a mop as well.
>>7300764
no deal
>>7300770
Are you telling me you've never jerked your eyes off before anon?
>>7300759
Ye call me that again and we'll be playing pop up pirate, with real swords.
>>7300776
Yer even more stupid than me ex.
>>7300780
Pls eyesayah i am so honrnee
>>7300790
I want a piece of this pirate booty
>>7300790
Pantsu
I wanna swab that pirate's poopdeck
>>7300810
Fuck off i saw her first
>>7300790
...
I still don't get it. Why'd you come here just to call me an idiot?
>>7300797
no. I refuse to be just meat for you women. I'm a man and I play video james. Get with the program! Guys can be nerds too. We're not some meat for you to try and fuck and then never call back.
>>7300815
Basaru!
>>7300810
>>7300813
You want to cover your hands in shit? Go get some hand sanatizer or somethin.
>>7300810
>>7300813
Fighting for my affection? This will be a riot!
>>7300815
I was hoping to see ye not be. Can't say I'm surprised.
>>7300754
>you will never be stabbed to death by a cute anime girl
>>7300836
YARR HARR FIDDLE DEEDEE
>>7300847
You will never pierce vampy's hymen
>>7300829
>kills
>>7300828
Don't say that. I'm in the middle of something.
>>7300836
So you wanna see me do something intelligent? Like what? I can do magic tricks and other things for you if you'd like.
>>7300853
Beleive in yourself
your drill may peirce the heavens
>>7300853
it's alreay been pierced
>>7300860
>>7300864
By?
>>7300859
You know, I thought I was missing my daily quota of self harm, thanks gu-
>Dies
>>7300870
>>7300847
>tsunkine will never man up and get laid.
>>7300860
Alright I'l give yer this one chance. Impress me.
>>7300850
Being a pirate is fun as can be.
>>7300889
Haha! Prepare to be amazed!
>Subaru takes out a coin from his track jacket
See this? It's a normal coin, right? Well, that's what any mere mortal would say, but the truth is, it's magical!
>Subaru suddenly closes his hands real tight, and then opens it up seconds later to show the space pirate that the coin is gone
Ta-daaaaaa~!
>>7300876
niggers
>>7300910
HOOOOLLLLYYYY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER! THAT'S SOME NEXT LEVEL MAGIC SHIT RITE THERE! SOME DAVID BANE TYPE SHIT. BIG TRICKS FOR YOU FUCK ME DADDY! FUCKING SOME REAL NEXT LEVEL SHIT.
>>7300925
Impressive, isn't it? I think that bodacious space pirate's really gonna like it!
>>7300910
That's neat! Bring that coin back and I canshow you a great trick.
>>7300864
>>7300946
>>7300938
I thought you'd never ask!
>Subaru regains his composure and snaps into a dramatic pose
Say, pirate lady, I think there's something behind your ear. Mind if I get it for you?
>before Subaru can get an answer he reaches out behind the pirates ear and takes the coin out
ta-daaaaaaaaaaah~!
How was THAT for tricks?
>>7300958
>>7300968
*BLAM*
Heathen witch.
I am here~!
>>7300987
So am I, my love.
THIS PEAR
H
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P
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>>7300889
>getting laid on a pakastani boy play forum
>>7301016
pic
>>7301002
So kind you are, Izuru-kun.
Can I have that drink? Oh god, just my body flow out of water 'cause of you.
I hope you faggots fucking kill yourselves.
~ERP
>>7301017
From my stream? LuL
>>7301022
Or its better to say drained out...idk, sorry.
>>7301027
No one ERP here. I just mad Junko. Shizo a bit too.
>>7301022
How about I give you something else? I think some despair is in order. This way you'll get off and I'll get off from making you get off. Isn't this what you want, Despair Queen?
>>7301022
A drink, a ring, a mansion... Anything you want, my dearest Despair-bringer.
I will love you until the end of times, no matter how much water may flow out your body.
>>7301022
>my body flow out of water because of you.
You should probably get that checked out.
>>7301027
>Not the first post from this UID
>>7301036
>>7301039
THERE ARE TWO IZURU!
Or its just what I think? Izuru+Hinata RP?
>>7301041
>erp thinking they are less cancerous
I think I escaped that place for good this time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJJ01WeqJIo
Lets dance.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT?
>>7301062
>implying we aren't
>implying we raid threads
>implying we typefuck elsewhere
>>7301072
But you are raiding us right now
A 1-man raid is still a raid
>>7301065
>The corpse of the pro wrestler gets dumped out onto the floor next to her.
>It smells vaguely of fish
>>7301077
BTFO
HOW WILL TYPEFUCKERS EVER RECOVER?!
>>7301072
>simplying you don't
>>7301065
>>7301079
Is this your boyfriend Miss?
I pulled him out of that brothel after people were telling me he was last seen with you.
>>7301079
>Stares at the corpse of the pro wrestler for a moment
>Somehow manages to pick him up and german suplex him
>Tosses some life beads at him later in an attempt to revive him
>>7301086
Skill yourself
>>7301089
He's not, he's some guy that died in that place. I'm trying to revive him now, hopefully these bead things work on pro wrestlers.
>>7301090
>>7301089
>His first instinct after being revived is to kick out of a pin, kicking the butler in the shins.
Wha-?
What happened?
>>7301096
Uses bomb one self
>>7301090
>Notices she's throwing the wrong beads at him
>Tosses revival beads instead now
>>7301105
Oh, did they actually work? Are you a zombie now or did you come back to life as a regular person?
>>7301111
Go Youmu drunk, you're home again
>>7301036
And what do you want to do? Nothing personal Izuru, but I don't get how you can give me despair.
But...Instead, I can give you despair.
>touching his hand with a pistol
Do you want to throw this world in despair? Do you want to be with me on one side?
>>7301122
I already hate this Junko
... Or is it origional Junko, doin lame rp?
>>7301112
Alright, alright. I guess girls with horribly deformed manbits aren't your thing, same here lady. I'm guessin robots are more your style?
And why does my hair smell like fish?
>>7301128
Sorry
>>7301139
>I'm shitposting you to shitpost, don't take it personally desu
>>7301139
ditto
>>7301122
Hey bby, wanna shit? I mean ship? I mean.. You could shit on my chest if you wanna.
>>7301128
But you don't know what I want to do next. So just wait.
It's not ERP
Goodnight, HG.
I had fun today/tonight.
>>7301138
I...don't really have a style, and your hair smells like fish because I slapped you with one after you died a few minutes ago. That's a story for another time, I have to be off now!
>>7301122
That's right Junko-sama, I want to be with you. I've realized how bad the Hope side was...
>Hajime pauses for a few seconds, as if he forgot his lines and what all he was about to say to Junko
B-But that's in the past now. I'm here to do as you say. I've decided that you and you alone will be my despair queen.
>>7301152
Goodnight
>>7301152
Niight
>>7301103
Well it seems it worked.
...
You don't have any relation to him, right?
You don't mind if I put my hands on him?
>>7301105
>The "butler" frowns as he kicks in the shin, taking a step back.
You passed out in the middle of a brothel lobby and I dragged your sorry ass back here.
Get the fuck up.
>>7301167
Quit dressing like a girl, aikawa!
>>7301152
Night!
>>7301152
Oh, goodnight lad-
Wait, whats that about me being dead? Eh, it was probably a dream or somethin. Shit, I should go make breakfest.
>>7301178
Yeah yeah.
Hey, cook me up some waffles or somethin.
>>7301185
So what's for breakfast, Mr Moxley?
>>7301180
No, and why do you know my name?
>>7301185
>The "butler" fixes his glasses on his face, turning around to walk off only to stop at the waffle comment.
Wait, what? Do I look like some sort of maid to you?
>>7301150
I can only play with your insides.
>>7301158
So, I need to make lesson of despair for my pupil.
>Junko takes the gun from his hands, and make single shot in his right shoulder (dice if you want. Lul)
Lesson one: If you want to feel despair, you have to be attacked by your friend, lover etc.
Now you feel it? Your queen shots in you. You can even call it betrayal. Do you feel this pain? Not just in shoulder, but in your heart.
>>7301199
>Leaves without paying the bill
>>7301193
Because you are not the real Aikawa
>reads filename
>>7301209
Why wouldn't I be? I am!
>>7301192
I dunno, I'm tryin to get the butler lookin guy to cook me something.
Butlers do the cooking right?
>>7301199
Uh, yeah? You got the fancy black n white thing going on. That looks butlery enough for me.
Hey, why do they call them butlers in the first place?
>>7301213
>reads second, and third image names
... Sorry
>>7301203
I hope that I'm not so bad in Junko's mad despair RP.
>>7301220
S-see? Now why do you know me?
>>7301221
You and your russian friend are both OOC as fuck. Ruining 2 characters in 2 posts, that's impressive.
>>7301227
Because we have been in the arena together before! Long ago!
>>7301206
Hey, come back and pay up!
You can leave, but when my boss sends me after you, you can bet that I'll drag your deadbeat ass back here by the hair if I have to!
>>7301214
Fuck should I know?
I used to be a bartender. Used to be. The closest I can get to making you waffles is shaking up some syrup in a beer mug.
>>7301233
Way to waste dubs faggot
>>7301230
>>7301241
This kills the boner
>and this is the guy who can fap to unbirthing hentai
>>7301235
Wait, did I hear beer? Fuck the waffles, a good drink down the old drink hole is what gets my day off to a good start.
It's, uh, a free drink right?
>>7301250
Okay, I will retreat with my RP. Feel sorry.
>>7301233
O-oh, have we? What did we do?
>>7301268
Grow some skin ffs!
I wasn't serious! You have to remember, someone else had that ava before you. If you are going too use it you need to be able to take the shitposts you will recieve due to the previous Junko.
With that said, you are not doing a bad job a that ava
>>7301281
We killed other tributes!
>am not surprised you don't remember me
>>7301268
Good. Both you and your russian friend are utter trash.
>>7301253
Do I look like a tavern to you? I don't have any beer on me.
Find me a bar and I'll prepare all the alcohol you want.
>>7301297
How the hell am I gonna find a bar around here? I can barely find where the dumpsters are for me to eat all the food scraps from.
Hey uh, if you ain't a butler or whatever, what's your name?
>>7301292
That must have been a long time ago...
I-I don't like killing.
>Wrestler autism
lol I'm out
>>7301360
Man, I wonder who that guys talkin about. Probably Seth.
>>7301338
Eating out of dumpsters?
...jeez, you're hopeless.
The name's Heiwajima Shizuo. Ex-bartender. I'm just a loan shark nowadays.
And you are? That lady mentioned something about wrestling.
>>7301360
Newfag Autistic who gets triggered by a tv show
>>7301378
Buddy, I ain't just any wrestler. You're looking at the intercontinental champion, THE LUNATIC FRINGE, THE GUY THAT MADE A CINCINATTI GORRILA CRY UNCLE, DEAN, AAAMBROOOOSE!
...
>He pats around his waist to check for something
I uh, I'd show you my belt but I think I dropped it somewhere.
>>7301360
>King Knight
>>7301286
>>7301295
It's empty here again, r-right?
>>7301418
Kiss me
I miss ramsay
Holy shit im autistic
>>7301430
A-Absolutely not Anon!
>>7301418
>le stuttering anime girl
fuck off
>>7301400
>Shizuo sighs as he holds up a belt covered in green crusted liquid.
Is this what you were looking for?
I found it on your person when you were knocked out.
>Shizuo looks at the belt, disgusted with himself for picking it up, holding it by the very end.
Still want it?
>>7301442
Why not?
>>7301408
>kissu
>bored
>want to play chess with a mate
>he's not online
wat do, HG?
>>7301443
>king knight
>>7301433
I don't.
>>7301450
Sorry but I don't want to.
>>7301456
>Kamina
Everyone! Kissu the crazy bitch known as Junko!
>>7301460
Nope.
>>7301459
>whips out a massive futa dick
Okay let's do this.
>>7301459
>Kissu
>>7301463
I did it! what's my prize?!
>>7301472
Fuck off Janus
>>7301445
Oh hey, that's i-
Ooohhh nooo. Uh, I don't think that white part's the paint. And where the fuck did the green goo come from? I'd drop it before it gives you an STD or something man.
>>7301451
Pawn to C5.
>>7301472
>>7301472
Junko is it you?
>>7301446
Because I don't e-even know you!
>>7301509
No but I know what she likes
>>7301494
>Pawn to c5
do you really wanna go? ill kick your ass
>>7301499
>>7301500
He'd probably tear a quad trying to get to me at least.
>>7301516
Oh god no, I barely know how to play checkers. Last time I tried chess the computer kicked my ass on level 1. That's normal right?
>>7301542
That's only normal if you have brain damage
>>7301546
So that's a yes then? Phew.
>>7301546
Having brain damage is a requirement for a wrestler.
>>7301494
>Shizuo jumps when he hears the wrestler mention the idea of STDs.
Oh man, what the fuck!
>Shizuo begins spinning with the belt, chanting those same three words over as he gains momentum.
WHAT THE FUCK!
>After a good minute, he tosses the belt into the air, and it continues flying before disappearing into the atmosphere.
What the fuck...
You know where I can find a fountain around here? Just some water to wash my hand?
Fuck, that's disgusting.
This thrad is so fucking dead holy shit what happened to the good old days where we laughed and memed eachother without dead threads and shitposting oldfags what happened here?
>>7301609
A bunch of old fools tried to shape the games in their image, and all that came of it was their wrath and ruin intended for one another.
>>7301621
Why am iiiiiiii not in this image~?
>Jumbo
>>7301633
Because you aren't relevant enough.
>>7301585
>Dean watches as his former belt goes flying out of the air
Man, I wonder what I'm telling my boss on tuesday, that Iost my belt or that I dropped it in a fuckhouse.
You go find some hand sanatizer somewhere buddy, I dunno where, but I still need to go find some breakfest. So uh, see ya.
>The prestigious intercontinental champion wanders off somewhere to go dumpster diving
>>7301652
>The taxi explodes
>>7301644
I've done a lot for this community............
>Junko
>>7301661
Literal who.
>when u kissued