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HG Thread - Mogege Edition

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HG Thread - Mogege Edition
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>>7282444 (Mage)
>Impatient moge noises.
Moge... Moge-ko doesn't think it's going to be very fun<3 if you don't talk, scream or moan~!
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>>7282437(Moge)
I would have doubted you if you said otherwise! Now then, if you don't mind I should be going off and doing something else. It was nice chatting with you, Moge-kun. Maybe next time things will be different.
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Oh come on! I had a party set up and everything!
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>>7282421
Ahh, compatriots... I've had a few of those myself...

>And now it's time for a Rapeman flashback! Back to the early days of ERP where our hero was part of a gang greater than the Justice League and the Avengers combined! That's right, dear readers, I'm talking about the Rape Crew! The most feared group of anons and avatars that ever stalked ERP! Ahh, memories...

>>7282437
>Rapeman was too busy rubbing his head and gathering his breath to notice that he was ~this~ close to getting bit pretty badly. Still blissfully unaware of Moge's nature. He went right back to being affectionate towards by giving her another pat on the head!
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Thanks kid. And sorry for the wait. Let's set sail.
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Ever notice the people who shitpost the most have anime avas? I think we should do something that needs to be done right now, and ban every single retarded chinese cartoon from HG
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>>7282466
My throat hurts too much.
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>>7282468
No
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>>7282471
A ship...? Well, I guess it won't end up like last time. Maybe Cape Town has an ammunition store.

>the sea breeze fluttered Vincent's hair and cape as he gazed out towards the horizon. The morning blue reflected memories of a past cruise that wasn't anything but enjoyable. Memories that Vincent closed his eyes to block away, before stepping forward to the front of the vessel, keeping an eye on things.
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>>7282475
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>>7282475
Good thing I'm not Chinese.
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>>7282471
Fastest shooter in Possum Springs, they call me.

And by "they" I mean "the weird kid in the arcade who watched me play Time Crisis once."
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>>7282471
You can swim back to land, it should be fun, and it's great exercise.
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>>7282475
Jude
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>>7282471
The plank walking, the salt in the air, the constant threat of danger. Almost makes me nostalgic.
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>>7282475
How about no
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>>7282467
Hmmm... Moge. You seem fun<3 enough for Moge-ko's tastes<3. Bye-bye~!

>>7282469
>Moge-ko's ears go back as the head scritches calm her down.
Mogegege...

>>7282471
>Has the parrot for dinner.

>>7282476
Moge-ko's got some fun-juice that will cure any sore throat, moge<3<3~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-lYWNYFH3U
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>>7282469
>He just stares at him, confused as he just stands there not talking.
Hello?
>>7282471
Wait, where are we going?
>>7282480
Aw...
>>7282495
BOO!
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>>7282495
Uhh...you scurvy dogs?
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>>7282499
>>7282480
Dosh! Get it while you can lads!
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>>7282471
Haha, I stay alive another day to rake in the cash!
>>7282495
Normally I'm the one sending people to jail, I'll be out within hours.
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>>7282495
A dragon? I've faced dragons before.

>Vincent's hand slowly hovered above his revolver ready to fire when...

>>7282506
>fear suddenly takes hold! A spooked Valentine suddenly dashed away, moving more like a shadow than an actual person. Not today!
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>>7282495
Didn't think I need to tell ya to be careful with your own eyes. Unlike some rocks, you only got two.
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>>7282509
Wrong guy, cunt
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>>7282500
.....
I don't believe you.
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>>7282516
Yeah you better run! I'll pound your face right into the next century!
>>7282520
You got that right! Where are all my crew mates!?!
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>>7282527
I do.
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>>7282520
I'm telling you know so you take it into consideration, I'm not staying up there for mor than 10 minutes.
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>>7282500
Hmm.... perhaps I'll...

>And then our bold hero makes his move! While one hand continued to scratch at her head, the other wrapped around her waist and pulled her close to him. Reeeal close. Too close for anyone's comfort with this four-eyed mister who he's not by the way!

>>7282506
>And he just kept staring. And staring. At some point during his trip down memory lane he ended up reminiscing about breakfast. A nice bowl of ramen with an egg on it. Maybe he'll make a stop at the ramen stand later... and then Rapeman snapped back to reality!

Oh, heavens! I think I dozed off!
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>>7282520
>He painstakingly counts all the gold coins in his possession, he looks happy though.
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>>7282520
You guys are bein' real kind by using the box so much. Must be the new generation at work.
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>>7282520
>The crimson cloaked crusader collapsed onto his knees. The life of a corsair wasn't the life for him. Vincent desperately dug through his pockets, hoping to find an HP potion, but remembered he gave them all to Yuffie for a favour she never paid back.

Damn... I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for...

>>7282532
You! Who the hell are you anyway?

>>7282547
>Vincent sat on the bench. No point in trying to break out or beg for release. It wasn't the first time he was locked away or kept captive. Instead, the man planned on biding his time until the right opportunity arose. He was well trained, he would know when it happens.
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I'm late to the party today aren't I? C'est la vie.
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>>7282538
Oh, good! I was worried if you had a stroke or something!
>>7282547
That's what you get for trying to start a fight with someone that's got the height advantage!
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>>7282527
Mogegege~!
That's okay that's okay, Moge-ko can just show you<3!! You'll just have to help me... get some<3.

>>7282534
...Moge? Didn't ask for un-fun opinions, moge.

>>7282538
Moge...
>Moge-ko's wiry tail starts twirling behind her as ideas start forming in her head. She looks up into the 'eyes' of her playmate.
This game's kind of boring, moge, don't you think? Moge-ko's actually thinking of something more fun<3~
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>>7282547
Ugh.. The costs for repairs are going to be high! Time to accept some brib- I mean donations.
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Dubs decides what I'll be for today :)
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>>7282558
Moge... Moge-ko doesn't like the looks of you. Too confusing, moge.
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>>7282558
Yes, you are. Things are just heating up.
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>>7282559
>The wolf plunders the koopa's ship while he's distracted, doggy paddling away with a bag of gold
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>>7282569
A meme.
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>>7282569
Be retarded .
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>>7282534
Then you have fun.
>>7282558
>The mage nods briefly.
>>7282563
>The mage points at her chest with a frown and an arched eyebrow
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>>7282556
I'm Bowser! King of the Koopas and all-around awesome dude!
>>7282573
Oh well, I got more at home...
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>>7282569
meme man
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>>7282547
Didn't see this coming. I mean, I did but a lot of you are just losing cause of yourselves.
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>>7282559
Nonsense! This cock hero of justice has to keep his body in tip top shape! Behold!

>Rapeman flexes!
>Wow look at how skinny he was!

>>7282563
I was just thinking the same thing! What kind of game did you have mind, my dear?
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>>7282584
Lower<3.
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>>7282569
cara delevingne
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>>7282569
>>7282570
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>>7282585
>I'm Bowser! King of the Koopas and all-around awesome dude!
jesus christ where's the helium CPAP when you need it...
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>>7282588
>He hums the tune for 'Judgment of corruption'.
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>>7282585
"Awesome"...? That's not exactly the kind of word I'd use. Name's Valentine. Vincent Valentine. If you're a king, what brings you to a place like this?

>>7282588
>An exhausted Vincent wandered out onto the ship. The hull and rest areas were much too noisy and he desperately needed a nap. Glancing upwards to gaze at the sky, he caught sight of the crow's nest. It was perfect. One last bit of energy and he'd be able to rejuvenate his resurrected body. One last bit of energy to make the long climb up the ladder and find that the crow's nest was abandoned. An ideal place to rest.

Good... I can get the energy I need now. Hopefully we'll reach land soon. Need to stock up.
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>>7282588
Good on her on being so versatile in her skills! Magic and a sword. Can't best that.
>>7282558
Don't count it out just yet. The future can be very surprising.
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>>7282589
Moge... Well you're no highschool girl so Moge-ko's favorite fun-time is out of the question. That leaves Moge-ko's second favorite game~!
>She shows off her moge-chumpers with a unsettling smile.
Mo - ge? Moge-ko's been pretty bored so I could use some fun<3 from someone~.
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>>7282570
What? You've never seen a boy before?

>>7282572
I'm not sure if you made that pun on purpose, but I like it nonetheless.

>>7282584
Then I suppose you can provide me with enough entertainment to get through this, non?

>>7282621
I'm no pessimist, but it seems to be very bleak.
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>>7282588
Yo ho yo and a bottle of rum!
Okay, this is getting boring now!
>>7282589
You need to work out! You're skin and bones!
>>7282601
Helium? Are you making balloons for me anon? You don't need to do that for me!
>>7282615
I'm gonna take it over, of course!
Although, it seems that it's harder than it looks.
>>7282621
This is some good music! I think I'm gonna pirate some more of their albums!
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>>7282621
>A terrible clash, a brutal struggle and Vincent Valentine was now with only one leg. Panting heavily, he glared at the assailant before shooting out an explosive to cause a diversion. The instant he could get away, he did so, making his journey to private quarters where he could recover and begin to think of his next move.

Kinda liked that leg... Damn. No time to get this fixed. Might as well go full pirate while I'm here.

>In the hours of the day, Valentine fashioned himself an artificial. It was going to take some getting used to, but at least he could move.

>>7282637
Take it over? I kind of feel like i should probably stop that. But... you seem kind of harmless. Mostly.
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>>7282621
You're makin' an old pirate wanna cry. You can care about your treasure a little.
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>>7282633
Moge-ko doesn't like you boys that look like girls, moge. Get me excited for nothing <3.
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>>7282624
>That smile! It sent chills down our hero's spine! Uh oh, Rapeman! You may have bitten off more than you could chew!

F..fun? Sure! Of course! No one is more fun than I, the great Rapeman!

>>7282637
I do work out! I-

>And we're going to interrupt Rapeman trying to claim that fapping is a work out to tell you to eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious!
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>>7282600
It has to be a pokemon, you fucking retard
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>>7282621
>After the man retreats Gallerian picks up the severed limb and holds it up.
I hear people are welling to pay an arm and a leg for these~ Ahahaha!
>>7282651
Hahaha! Your leg wasn't enough I'm afraid, I'll need more!
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>>7282651
You had a nice pattern going there with three. Guess it all needs to end sometime.
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>>7282649
I am the exact opposite of harmless! I am a beast! It's just because this stupid arena balances out all of our power levels! I could mop the floor with all of you if I could!
>>7282651
Hey! That's my gold! Give it back you stupid witch!
>>7282660
Alright...
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I'm the reason people lock their doors.
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>>7282660
>To make matters worse, now she's holding a weapon. A wicked, curved blade about the size of her own arm.
Mogegege<3
Let's play then!~
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>>7282679
you're a mean one, mr. grinch
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>>7282675
Let's find some ships to blow up!
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Guys, what are some reasons why I shouldn't mess with Red?
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>>7282651
Made a pretty good haul. Should be enough to get what I need when we hit landfall.

Wait... I think I'm missing some things here.

>As Vincent was planning to budget his share of the treasure, it was there he discovered that he had much less to work with. He could've sworn there was more than that. A moment's of thought and suddenly the man had a thought. It could only have been on person. The man who stole away his leg. Vincent's eyes squinted as he silently plotted out how to get his revenge.

>>7282672
Hey, you! You're the guy, aren't you?
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>>7282675
Amethyst really liked using the cannon. It was always hard to find her after she used it.
>>7282633
An attitude like that won't change anything for the better. Be the fun you want to see.
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>>7282678
And that's why no one's right arm is stronger than mind!

>>7282681
W...what is that? What are you holding!? This isn't the kind of game i had in mind!
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>>7282686
You should, why wouldn't you?
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>>7282594
>she frowns more
You want...'that'. Don't you have subtlety?
>>7282621
>heavy panting
>>7282633
>She blows a bit of air at her hair, before shrugging blankly.
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>>7282686
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
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>mogesleep
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>>7282675
These cannon balls are costly! So fire only what you have to or I'll make you worthless crew members retrieve them from the ocean floor!
>>7282694
The guy? Hmph, what a undignified way of addressing someone.
>He points his gavel at Vincent and declares.
I am Gallerian Marlon!
>>7282698
Death by fire again huh? Can't you come up with something more creative?
>He doesn't seem to be talking to anyone specific.
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>>7282698
She must've heard my compliment. This is what usually happens when say nice things to others.
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>>7282654
Good luck finding a girl that is somehow attracted to some wolf girl.... abomination...thing. Why do you keep saying moge?

>>7282698
People get mad when I have my idea of fun...

>>7282705
Sooo are you a mute or just too dumb to talk proper?
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>>7282698
See?! I can handle myself just fine!
>>7282701
I still think you need to work out.
How are you supposed to get any ladies without muscles like these!?
>Bowser flexes his own arms, and it was enough to make even the greatest body builders jealous.
>>7282722
Uh... This looks kinda familiar..
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>>7282686
1. Red's gay
2. Red loves men's butts
3. Red blows cock
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>>7282678
Balances out our power levels...? I guess that explains why I don't have my materia with me. All I can use is Cerberus and maybe... Nah. It shouldn't have to come to that.

>>7282675
>Unfortunately, it did. Detecting that there was more to the girl than what met the eye, Vincent transformed into Hellmasker. The horror show fiend revved up his chainsaw while the haunting sound of "ki..ki..ki... ma...ma....ma..." echoed to announced his arrive. And away the girl went, leaving Vincent to shift back into his normal form.

>>7282698
>Things just went from bad to worse. Once again encountering the dragon, Vincent Valentine gave a good fight. But, a three barreled revolver was just no match for the King of the Koopas, a beast that was a talented spellcaster in his own right, and a fiercesome physical fighter to boot! He was a prisoner on Bowser's ship and Vincent Valentine was ashamed that he couldn't come out on top.

Damn... this is just not my day...

>>7282721
>The moment the man pointed his Gavel, Vincent was quick to draw out his revolver and aim it in return. The man's eyes squinted and the finger on the trigger squeezed just a bit, ready to release a volley of bullets at a moment's notice.

Gallerian Marlon, huh? Name's Valentine. And I'm here to get back what you stole from me.
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>>7282725
>her voice is low and hoarse-sounding.
My throat just hurts. Too much casting.
>>7282722
>She casts Explodet
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>>7282722
That battle must've been real magical. And.. something has fallen. Never heard of it before.
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>>7282720
>Our hero breathed a sigh of relief and tucked the girl in
(Good night!)

>>7282729
Impressive muscles to be sure! Why, they're the kind the antagonist of an NTR doujin would have!
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>>7282741
>She finishes it off with a Firevolt
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>>7282725
Yeah, I can see that. Well come on! Try me!
>>7282741
Oh stars. I know you guys don't like endings like this.
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>>7282738
Yep! Although, it seems like there's this one cross-dresser who has kinda cracked the code. He's got more wins than anyone else! I think he might just be lucky though.
>>7282741
Oh... I guess I read that wrong...
Come on! Now'll never have my cards played right!
>>7282743
Thanks....?
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>>7282749
>MP: 0
>HP: 0
>Mage has perished!
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>>7282749
Tsk tsk tsk. Fallin' asleep right before your win. I'll hold on to your trophy, kid.
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>>7282760
Don't thank me just yet. Give me a minute.
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>>7282722
Heh.. you know, I could get used to this. No masters, no businessmen. Just me and my gun and the sea. This is pretty alright.

>And for the first time that day, Vincent Valentine smiled as he polished his revolver, gazing out to the sea he grew to enjoy so greatly.

>>7282741
>And the excitement didn't end there. Vincent chose to stand outside in the cool night air, letting the fog cast a veil about his cloaked figure. For a moment, he closed his eyes, hearing nothing but the gentle wind that uplifted his tattered cape.

>>7282749
>And the next day he was in a fight! Bullets flew with a proud sound as Cerberus roared to life! But, it would appear that karma had different things in store for Vincent. The girl from before, the one he scared away, took advantage of Vincent's distraction with another person and brought him to his end...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYF83bORLQ

>>7282754
Cross dresser...? I have a friend who did that once. Still kind of make fun of him for it.

>>7282760
Congratulations.
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RIGGED
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>>7282738
Turning a gun to me already? It almost makes me wonder why we try to be civilized and have a law system.
>A sick grin spreads across his face.
But as for your things, I'll never depart with what is rightfully mine!
>To add insult to injury Gallerian is holding Vincent's leg in his other hand.
Call this the spoils of war!
>>7282762
>Kaito breaks character for just a bit.
Congratulations Moge!
Thank you very much for hosting Garnet! Maybe your foresaw me enjoying it?
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>>7282762
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>7282740
Ah so you're a mage... a lot of good that magic does you when you can't even heal your voice.

>>7282749
Nah, I'm not feeling it. Today I'm just gonna go with the flow. Relax a little.
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>>7282749
Well, uh... I'll make sure not to mess with her anytime soon!
>>7282760
>>7282762
Thanks fo-
Oh...
Well uh, congrats, I guess.
>>7282765
Maybe he'll get some kind of bonus!

Now, I gotta go. Got to see what else I can do to play those cards right!
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>>7282666
O-ok satan, pls don't hurt me
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>>7282760
...Congratulations. Thank you.
>>7282780
I'm a Mage. Not a Cleric or Sage.
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>>7282773
Don't start a war if you aren't ready to be a soldier.

>And then there was silence. Silence save for the wind that rustled his crimson clothing for a few moments. It was clear that the next thing Vincent was going to do was pull the trigger. There was no other recourse.

>>7282782
I guess I'll see you around...?

What a strange group that shows up here....
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>>7282762
I'm thanking you now. Cry about it.

Thanks you for hosting.
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>>7282769
Why would anyone rig for cancer?
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>>7282769
Me? Nah, don;t like the kid don't like the kid at all. She's a little creep.
>>7282773
>>7282776
>>7282789
>>7282794
I knew you guys would have said it anyway. I'm up for another game. Give me another 24.
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Jupiter
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>>7282812
Len
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>>7282812
Sledge
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>>7282812
Ball Buster
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>>7282812
Eggman-kun
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>>7282812
Ash Crimson.
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>>7282812
Suicide Booth
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>>7282812
Pratty
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>>7282812
The Russian Empire
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>>7282762
(I'd love to do another but I have things I need to take care of so I have to head out. My apologies to Gallerian. Thank you for hosting and thanks for the fun, HG! I'll see you all around.)
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>>7282812
HG Beverage of Champions
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>>7282812
Shuichi Saihara
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>>7282812
Bavaryan
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>>7282812
Korekiyo Shinguji
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>>7282791
>Gallerian steps forward and does the craziest thing imaginable, he presses his forehead to the barrel of the gun, smile still on his face.
It's going to go that way then? Hahaha, 'final request' then! You won't loot my corpse! I won't depart with my fortune! Even in hell!
>>7282812
Gallerian Marlon
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>>7282812
Lance
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>>7282812
Part Lart Mart Cart
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>>7282838
>posted the wrong one

Need to delete that. Okay now I go. See ya
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>>7282838
>Farewell, have a good night and all that.
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>>7282812
Firebrand
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>>7282812
The Supreme Gentleman
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>>7282812
Orihara Izaya
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>>7282812
Reigen Arataka
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>>7282838
>>7282782
Have a nice one guys.
>>7282780
Really. Huh. Something buggin' you or you just don't have your usual suspects?
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>>7282812
Hans Christian Andersen
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Welcome to the world where dreams become nightmares.
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>>7282875
How does that work?
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>>7282812
Nata de Cotton
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>>7282789
Samething different name.

>>7282870
Non, just not in the mood. What do you mean usual suspects?
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>>7282812
Velvet Scarlatina
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>>7282892
A mage's skills are gained through intensive study. A priest's are granted by god as a reward for their dilligence. A Sage is chosen to carry that power like a living conduit.
...You don't know much.
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>>7282875
That's called living in the future.
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>>7282892
>Slaps ass
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>>7282923
I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can’t have it, I will destroy it. That’s the conclusion I came to, right then and there.
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>>7282923
I will be a richer man by the end of this, so begin so I can reach that point.
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>>7282923
This whole night is just a nostalgic trip for me. Good luck out there guys. Make mama proud.
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>>7282923
I accept this challenge.
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>>7282892
I just see the same people over and over again with your path. Seems a little unnecessary to tell them to you.
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>>7282935
>gives two bucks
don't spend it all at once
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>>7282932
>slaps your ass
How do you like that anon?
>>7282940
Did... Did I just get betrayed by a bottle of bleach?
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>>7282940
>While he runs he constantly checks the ground for dropped money.
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>>7282940
I will be a god. I will slaughter you like animals
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>>7282963
Aaahn~ M-More
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>>7282968
When did Jude become a anime?
>>7282976
Das gay man...
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>>7282909
Seems like a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Kinda sad really, to waste your life studying something useless.

>>7282932
>yelps
How uncivilized!

>>7282957
Hmmm....I guess I should try and branch out. But those same people are the only ones to go out of their way to talk.
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>>7282940
Don't need to tell you about space. It's a big place with a lot of stuff to do. Go nuts.
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>>7282961
>He practically rips it from the anon's grasp.
Give it here! Now if you've got no more begone!
>>7282983
>I dunno, when did animation start? Probably around then.
>>7282994
What are these creatures? Do they have any riches on them?!
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>>7282994
One time, as I was walking across the huge bridge that connected the two campuses, I passed by a girl I thought was pretty and said “Hi” as we neared each other. She kept on walking and didn’t even have the grace to respond to me.

She almost killed me that night. One day, my retribution will show her...
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>>7282994
Urghhh. I'm getting flashbacks for Pearl doing that for Rose. Wish I didn't walk in on her attempts.
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>>7283004
no wait i have more
>gives one dong
don't be rude mang
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>>7283021
But that was only a small part of the reason why I quit. The main reason was the disturbing new player-base. The game got bigger with every new expansion that was released, and as it got bigger, it brought in a vast amount of new players. I noticed that more and more “normal” people who had active and pleasurable social lives were starting to play the game, as the new changes catered to such a crowd
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>>7283021
Oi Garnet, didn't sapphire tell me I was gonna die soon? Whatever happened to that? I was kinda looking forward to it.
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>>7283008
>>7283039
top kek m8
keep it up
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>>7283021
Reproduction? That's not how this works! This thing isn't even human, but it's got money, and that's enough!
>>7283026
>He whacks the shit out of the anon's hand with his gavel.
Don't give me that tone, commoner.
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>>7283021
That land or whatever it was goes away again. I wish something here was destroyed in another way. Shame I can't change that.
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>>7283050
dude what the fuck this was vietnamese dong
aka money
if you don't want money then just say it
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>>7283046
He was my comrade in virginity, for he too didn’t get any attention from girls, and I’m sure he suffered from it, but not as much as I did. I was very perplexed as to why he didn’t feel any anger towards girls for denying him sex.

>>7283054
If we can’t solve our problems we must DESTROY our problems... One day incels will realise their true strength and numbers and will overthrow this oppressive feminist system. Start envisioning a world where WOMEN FEAR YOU.
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>>7283040
About that. Your path has been better than ever. It's not looking like that anytime soon.
>>7282988
As I said before, you be the change you want to be and it will all follow.
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>>7282988
Magic is anything but useless.
>>7283021
>She walks back out.
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>>7283054
Tch... I'm still only just a fragment. But it looks like I got a little greedy, Hahahaha!
>>7283062
I don't want your goddamned dirty dong!
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>>7283069
That... That's the worst possible news I could have gotten...
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>>7283069
Where've you been, nerd?
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>>7283054
Oh shoot! Just... just hang in there guys. They won't last forever.
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>>7283081
what do you mean you don't want dong
this is some high quality dong i found myself and i'm giving you some
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>>7283096
I walked into the range, rented a handgun from the ugly old redneck cashier, and started to practice shooting at paper targets. As I fired my first few rounds, I felt so sick to the stomach. I questioned my whole life, and I looked at the gun in front of me and asked myself “What am I doing here? How could things have led to this?” I couldn’t believe my life was actually turning out this way. There I was, practicing shooting with real guns because I had a plan to carry out a massacre. Why did things have to be this way, I silently questioned myself as I looked at the handgun I was holding in front of me. I paid my fee and left the range within minutes, feeling as if I was going to be sick.
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>>7283096
Your parents had to tell you that putting weird stuff in your body is bad. Unless you don't have any/ Alright I'm telling you to not put weird stuff in your body.
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>>7283069
Easier said than done. You're not that naive, are you?

>>7283075
If it requires you to lose your voice then I say it's heavily flawed.
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>>7283126
I arrived at the house one day after walking through the desert, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin.
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>>7283089
Can't believe I'm saying this to something like this but the future is never constant. It can change on a whim.
>>7283095
Just the standard things a Crystal Gem does. Don't tell me you missed me.
>>7283126
Seeing as it must bear repeating, don't put weird things in your body.
>>7283130
Once you can see what I see, you too will sound a little childish.
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>>7283113
What kind of person do I look like to you? Some kind of common whore?! I will not accept dong as payment!
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>>7283163
I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all!

Heh, consider this a lesson, brute.
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>>7283165
yes
i mean
no
look this dong is high quality and you don't get shit like this outside of vietnam
take this dong
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>>7283180
>Heh, consider this a lesson, brute.
>Heh
>Nothing personnel, kid.
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>>7283163
Those things almost never worked back then. See it's the same now. Other than someone that may be getting crazy, you guys are doing well.
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>>7283190
Full Asian men are disgustingly ugly and white girls would never go for you. You’re just butthurt that you were born as an asian piece of shit, so you lash out by linking these fake pictures. You even admit that you wish you were half white. You’ll never be half-white and you’ll never fulfill your dream of marrying a white woman. I suggest you jump off a bridge....before you face my retribution.

You shall not survive my onslaught, brute.
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>>7283190
Maybe it's time I head back to the camp...
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>>7283181
>He smacks the anon's dong with his gavel.
I don't want your dirty dong no matter the quality! Lord knows how many times you've touched that dong with your filthy hands!
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>>7283190
Someone keep an eye on that kid, He seems a little lost mental wise.
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>>7283163
How awfully cryptic of you.
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>>7283210
ow shit that was my dong
is this a race thing or something?
i've kept it in this plastic bag that was Made In China™
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>>7283130
I just go overkill. Very, very, very...overkill.
>She pulls out a small sack, opens it, and takes a single seed of some sort, popping it in her mouth.
>>7283126
>She casts Return.
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>>7283163
I-it's not like I'm starting to like you crystal gems or anything.
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>>7283225
The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred.

When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them, then engaged in a passionate kiss with the gentleman. I was still a vigin, but kissless no more...
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>>7283225
That girl is not having a good day. The rest of you aren't faring any better.
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>>7283232
Race has nothing to do with it! Your dong is just not even worth the time of converting it to real money.
But where has that bag been? A child labor workshop?
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>>7283248
Captains Log, #27:

I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.
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>>7283248
Hey uh...Thanks for the crucible match guardian.
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>>7283252
so you're saying that dong isn't real money even though it is
race definitely has something to do with it sm'h
it's been in my pocket you sick fuck
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>>7283248
Arataka and The gentleman had quite a relationship the past night. Nice to see Jupiter so forgiving.
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>>7283234
Only an idiot would reveal their trump card on the first turn.
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>>7283269
I think I dodged a bullet there.
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>>7283226
Cryptic. Mysterious. Cool.
She adjusts her visor with a smile on her face.
Just a few words to describe me.
>>7283237
Say that enough times and you might sound convincing. Lovely to see you here as well, Lazuli.
>>7283264
A little early but I'll take it. Always something to see them in space, ain't it?
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>>7283268
How is it a race thing? It's just because your specific dong is dirty and I don't want it. But where has that bag been before it was in your pocket? Actually before you even got it, where do you think that bag is from?
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>>7283269
ON one hand, the universe is a little safer once more. On the other, he was still a kid. I guess kids can be evil.
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>>7283288
Yeah. Kinda makes me I wasn't stuck with a desk job.
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>>7283303
Gib purple engram pls
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>>7283288
It's good to have you here too...I guess...So what have you guys been doing lately?
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>>7283292
but the dong is brown
that's how it was made
#browncoinsmatter
probably in china? it was Made In China™
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>>7283295
Owch. Two upsets this night.
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Hello my dear friends.
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>>7283313
I had never been a violent person in nature, but after building up so much hatred over the years, I realized that I wouldn’t hesitate to kill or even torture my hated enemies if I was given the opportunity...

On this night, you escape my superior grasp, but I shall inflict pain and suffering upon you. I am a lonely guy...for you.
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>>7283288
Hmmm...have we met before?

>>7283318
Are you going to share those pancakes?
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>>7283277
It doesn't matter if they don't survive.
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>>7283333
All must perish.
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>>7283312
It's because it's yours, I don't care what color the damn dong is.
Damned peasants offering me their dongs.
>The greedy son of a bitch starts crying so you feel bad.
>
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>>7283313
Well that was sudden. Good luck ladies.
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>>7283307
You might as well be asking for three marks. Let me see what a got.
>opens inventory
All I got are greens.
>>
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>>7283333
Ahaha~ aren't you just full of yourself. You must be pretty powerful, or your previous opponents were laughably weak.
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>>7283303
Hey, you're doing your part as well. If you don't like it, you could just quit. Can't say what it'll do for your future though.
>>7283309
Nothing too great. For me, I've just been getting all the high scores in the arcade. But it's not what did happen. But what will happen.
>>7283329
In a way you can say. You met my moms before.
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>>7283346
And that is how my tragic life ends. Who would have thought my life will turn out this way? I didn’t. There was a time when I thought this world was a good and happy place. As a child, my whole world was innocent. It wasn’t until I went through puberty and started desiring girls that my whole life turned into a living hell. I desired girls, but girls never desired me back. There is something very wrong with that. It is an injustice that cannot go unpunished. There is no way I could live a happy life with such a scenario...

... All I ever wanted was to love women, and in turn to be loved by them back. Their behavior towards me has only earned my hatred, and rightfully so! I am the true victim in all of this. I am the good guy. Humanity struck at me first by condemning me to experience so much suffering. I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t want this. I didn’t start this war... I wasn’t the one who struck first... But I will finish it by striking back. I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful. Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true worth-

>ascends into godhood
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>>7283342
whether big or small all dongs matter
hey stop crying
>slowly puts dong into right hand
take this dong as consolation
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>>7283348
Damn it Cayde. Im saving the galaxy here. Can't the Vanguard throw me a bone? I spent 3 freaking weeks dungeon crawling the moon fighting those god forsaken hive. My armor permanently reeks of them.
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>>7283346
Sorry not sorry. That's for what you did to me earlier.
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>>7283346
You had to have finished with a one-liner.
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>>7283329
Oh my, would you really like to taste them?
Well well well...maybe, I can share some
>holds a plate of pancakes to his commrade
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>>7283373
Trauma can be a great teacher and it taught you well. Good job kid.
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>>7283365
Just get new armor then.
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>>7283373
I couldn't think of anything witty to say...my mind always goes blank at moments like this...
>>7283381
Amen to that. Thanks for hosting.
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>>7283351
After saving the world from destruction twice, I have a right to.
>>7283381
Congrats. And thanks.
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>>7283357
>He throws the anon's filthy dong away.
Get your fucking dong away from me! The reason you want to get rid of it is probably because not even you want your dong!
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>>7283318
Howdy partner. The other side of the world treating you well?
>>7283373
That's it for me.
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>>7283389
fuck there goes my eighty us cents
i love my dong more than i love life itself but a man like you needs some dong in his life
take my dong, my son
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>>7283353
I have? Oh right, the two little short stacks. Cute those two, they had a yin yang thing going.

>>7283374
>snatches the plate and chows down
Ummphff...you know, they say eating before bed is bad, but I'm too hungry to care. Merci my little bear friend.

>>7283387
Aww how sweet, you think you're special! Take a number and join the rest of the heroes here.
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>>7283399
>Kaito breaks character again.
Congratulations Jupiter!
Thank you for hosting again Garnet!
>>7283406
No! I'm going to bed! To forget about your tiny filthy dong.

Goodnight.
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>>7283423
you cannot escape the wrath of my dong
you will firmly grasp it
and you will fucking enjoy it
night-night
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>>7283387
>>7283423
Thanks, guys. I think I'll be going to bed too.
See ya.
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>>7283419
And? I've tested many, I've found them all wanting.
>She pops another seed in to her mouth.
So what's your claim?
>>7283429
>>7283423
Goodbye.
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>>7283386
>>7283429
It'll come naturally someday. Also I find it a little funny that Jupiter ends up winning the space game. For your troubles. Night.
>>7283387
>>7283386
>>7283423
It's no problem. Thanks for everything.
>>7283423
Nighto Kaito.
>>7283419
Glad you think so. But it makes me wonder why you couldn't have just said that when you were with them.
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>>7283440
I just do what I want, what takes you a lifetime to master I can do naturally. Just ask someone whose power I'v absorbed. Fortunately for you, you're not very interesting in that sense.

I bid you adieu! Au revoir!

>>7283441
Because I was having too much fun playing with the hothead. Oh well I'll see you next time stranger. Buh bye!
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>>7283451
Yeah, yeah. She'll remember that. Later.
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>>7283441
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>>7283451
Copying. Yeah, I know something for that, too. Bye.
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>>7283399
Congratulations are in order as well as giving thanks.
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>>7283399
Pretty good. Already at home, making some sandwiches.
>>7283419
Pupupu, just be careful and don't die accidently.
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>>7283460
Nice to see something that makes sense here. Thanks anonymous. I'll keep it on my wall.
>>7283472
I'll accept the late ones as well. No problem kid. Glad to do it.
>>7283477
Wish I could chill that way again. Not even supposed to be here either.
>>
>meows suggestively
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>>7283486
Is it some despair reference?
Relax my friend, it's all ok.
>>
>purchases all of your assets, making you entirely dependant on me
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>>7283489
The puns are just too easy with that one.
>>7283503
Just got some important things I have to do now. Relaxing just became more and more of a luxury lately. But I'll manage.
>>7283513
As long as you have love, nothing will ever go wrong. It also helps that our 'house' doesn't really count as a house too but the love's more important.

If there any late owls up still, I'll catch ya later. Love you!
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>>7283486
Kid?
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>>7283529
So do them! Do your things right now!
Leave nothing for tommorow! Just go, shut the thread and do them! You can, I believe in you! My believe will help you, my friend!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGdNcweWhek

lul
>>
DO THE MARIO
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>>7283529
night best gem
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>>7283559
>>
>>7283559
SWING YOUR ARMS, FROM SIDE TO SIDE
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>>7283570
>>7283591
COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO
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>>7283605
DO THE MARIO
>>
>>7283613
TAKE ONE STEP, AND THEN AGAIN
>>
>ywn fuck Ikaros
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>>7283648
>Ikaros hears her name mentioned and immediately turns around.
Master?
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My dad's gonna beat me if I don't get mad puss puss tonite
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>>7283740

Get this fine piece of puspus, faggot.

>>7283665
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>>7283749
Is there something I can assist you with?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-3z9m7afk
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Does someone have Naruto final part?
>>
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Paging Dojima's wife.
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>>7283842
[Scanning for "Dojima"]

There are no visible life signatures belonging to a Dojima or his spouse. I apologize if this is an inconvenience.
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>>7283879
That's because Dojima isn't here and his wife is dead.
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>>7283884
Shall I make funeral arrangements for the deceased?
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>>7283919
She's been dead for a while and had a funeral long ago, I don't really think it's necessary.
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>>7283923
It appears I was of no use in this situation.
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>>7283941
I'm not sure it's not the first time you haven't been of use and it won't be the last.
>>
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>>7283947
Just fuck my sentences up.
>>
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>>7283941
You don't always have to be.
>>
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>>7283947
>A handgun materializes in her hand.

I must atone for my faults in order to better myself for the future.
>>
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>>7283960
Are you going to shoot yourself now or something? Don't you think that's a little extreme for not being of use?
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>>7283952
I must learn to be of use for master. For him to achieve true happiness I must become perfect in his eyes and for that to happen I must correct any faults within my system.

>>7283967
My current armor cannot be penetrated by small arm projectiles. If this punishment is to severe then what would you suggest?
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>>7283989
So that handgun isn't going to cause any damage to you? Then why did you just like...materialize it in your hand?
>>
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>>7283989
Faults are something that we can't ever completely perfect. True love is when we see the imperfections in each other and learn to appreciate them. I one had a classmate who had almost perfect grades, and it was much fun making light of her small mistakes which drove her absolutely crazy. We loved her for that, not because she was perfect, but it reminded us that she was still one of us.
>>
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I'm gonna go do something autistic like roll around in my bed for an hour.

See ya.
>>
>>7283989
>kissu
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>>7283996
I couldn't think of anything else. At the most it would scratch my armor. The only way I can self terminate is if master orders it.

>>7284013
I am a pet class angeloid, to better myself for my master is one of my many duties I was programmed with.
Even though master tells me I worry too much I cannot help but better myself so I may be able to figure out some way to repay him. I have still been unable to find out what this love is, all I see is empty words on paper or feelings expressed on the television.
>>
Why
>kissu
but not
>rapu
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>>7284016
Is there something I may help you with Anonymous?
>>
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>>7284022
Maybe your worry is one of the things that brings a form of his love to you.

If he one day ceased to tell you not to worry yourself, it would be the end of one of the many things that defines your relationship.
>>
I suffer from the retarded.
>>
>>7284028
Could you give this man a piece of your body? He's sad and he needs it.

>>7284031
>>
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>>7284030
When that day comes master will more than likely no longer be of this world. What purpose will I serve then? I have asked myself these questions many times but I have never been able to figure out a solution.
Maybe then I will have no choice but to be scrapped. I must apologize for wandering off the initial subject. May I know the name of who I am speaking to?

>>7284033
>>7284031
I can requisition for a medic class angeloid if he truly is in dire need of some sort of medical attention.
>>
>>7284050
I require death.
>>
How to dice?
>>
>>7284050
His dick needs the touch of an angel.
>>
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>>7284055
>>7284062
I am uncertain as of what I am to do in this situation. If he wishes for self termination then I believe it shouldn't be too complicated in his current form.
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>>7284050
Well gee, there have been many tales of eternal guardians who protect the houses of their magical families that they serve. Should your master pass away, there will be his descendants to carry on his bloodline. I've heard of servant elves and golems who have served their houses for thousands of years. You will not be lost, I promise you that. You will protect more than just your master, but his legacy.
>>
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>>7284081
So I would protect a shrine dedicated to my master and serve as a guardian for our offspring and ensure their futures are prosperous?
>Ikaros's eyes appear the glisten at the mere thought.
>>
close your eyes and you'll leave this dream
>>
>>7284095
fucking liar
>>
>>7284101
>>7284101
>>7284101
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>>7284095
I am incapable of dreaming.

>Ikaros
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