ERP thread White ink edition. >>7267868 the prequel

>>7271558
Thank you. I hope to see you around! Unless you want me to stay and clean your armpit with my tongue

>>7271546
>not even on page 10
>not even 250 images
>not even a good OP image
Fucking kill yourself cat-fucker.

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>>7271582
Don't worry don't worry! I'll finish this other anon and then take my leave!

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Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

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>>7271594
Not who you're thinking of.
and
no.

>>7271595
I want to sniff your bra.

>>7271573(kirigiri)
Oh boy, a puzzle to go along with a blowjob..
>He closes his eyes and tries to concentrate. Hey, if he figures this out she might be impressed with him! But every time he tries to think why, a loud gag or her tongue lashing across his shaft breaks his concentration
Umm.. Ah! Ahhh! I don't know..!
>He looks down into her eyes, as if that might hold the answer. His hands move to grab her hair and keep him steady

>>7271606
We don't even get the waifu annihilation sheet to choose from this time?

So what was with that random image of tits a few threads back? Is this like that one picture of a back where we are supposed to guess whose they are?

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>>7271634
>>7271647

No one liked that.
I don't like what you don't like.

>>7271620
Wait, please! I-I really want to..
>His cock twitches again as he's trapped in her bosom. He tries to pull away a few more times, but mentally he's holding himself back from freeing himself. He wants to cum between her breasts so badly, but at this rate he might have a humiliating orgasm while being smothered
Mmmh!

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>>7271593
Relax, lieutenant. I still haven't figured out your assignment. Come to think of it, I know very little about you, except your puppy-like need to please.
>Her eyes tilt toward his again, just with a flicker of amusement.

>>7271632
>Kirigiri can't stay locked around the end of his cock for very long, and as she begins to choke around him, she reaches up, dislodging his hands from her hair, and struggles to pull back, spit draining down her chin and toward the collar of her pressed shirt.

>>7271662
Well I don't want to fuck the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
I mean, maybe.

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>>7271663
I said, not letting you go! Why are you so shy, come on, rub your dick a little if you can! What's wrong, your face is going all red~

>>7271671
>He nods, stiffening up as her gorgeous dark eyes seem to cut through him, his face crimson as he adjusts his tie nervously.
I-I suppose that's important if we'll be working together a lot. What would you like to know...?

>>7271672
OK this isn't working. Gozer is out.

>>7271703
Later, Gozer. Thanks for the Deko ass earlier.

>>7271671
Because.. Because this is what it's like to chew 5 gum?
>He makes a hasty guess, though he isn't really concentrating now. His hands fall away as she gags, though his legs are really starting to shake now. His heart starts to sink, he'll never be a great detective like Kirigiri if he can't perform under pressure

>>7271699
I-I really want you to give me a titfuck!
>He doesn't even look like he's struggling anymore. The scent of her warm bosom seems to have sapped his strength. His hand moves closer to his cock, like he's about to give up
P-please..?

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>>7271730
So do I, so why are you trying to run away? Don't my breasts feel warm and soft wrapped around your dick? Just relax and let yourself go~

>>7271712
I'm trying, ERP. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd. But you are not helping me ... I wonder why.

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>>7271701
This doesn't work so well if it comes across as an interrogation, lieutenant. Just think of this as introducing yourself to a new class.

>>7271722
>Since she's choking as she pulls off from him, holding her gloved palm up to her mouth, the best response Kirigiri can give is to shoot him a bit of a look.
I think I swallowed it...

>>7271770
Did you see a sign out front that said "Crazy Nigger Entertainment" out front?
No?
You know why?
Because entertaining crazy niggers ain't our business.

>>7271772
Oooh.. I thought you were choking on my.. Ah..
>He blushes, feeling a little embarrassed at being so utterly oblivious. Still, it gives him time to think.
Oh I know! It's so you can keep your breath fresh even when you're blowing someone!

>>7271794
What do you want be to me? I'm really trying to be a good soldier here. I would even kill myself if this would make you happy.

>>7271772
>He gives a confident smile, doing his best to retain composure as the gorgeous detective sits at the desk, gloved hand running through her lavender locks as he sighs, clearing his throat.
W-well...I'll be honest, I only took the job at first because I wanted a desk and office to goof around in...but after giving it a bit of thought, being a detective seems r-really rewarding! I never thought I'd make a good one, but I always try really h-hard...

>>7271752
>His cock twitches harder and harder, until it finally shoots out its cum. A small trickle of drool rolls out the corner of his mouth
Ah..

>>7271816
You're one strange motherfucker, Gozer. What do YOU want to be?

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>>7271829
So cute~ I told you you would go crazy just by inserting it, no? Didn't that feel amazing after all?

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>>7271801
That's not...hhhkh...why I swallowed it.
>Kirigiri clears her throat, wiping the spittle off her chin, and then looks up at him with a little narrowness to her eyes.
Regardless, the gum's gone now. Not to mention how inconsiderate you just were.

>>7271820
Yet, you haven't done much detective work yet, have you?
>She brushes a few of her lavender locks away from her head, then folds her hands in front of her on the desk, leaning toward Lieutenant Anon.
Can you think of a way that we can help hone your deductive skills?

>>7271852
I wan't to come here and enjoy myself.
Well I'm out to play CIV 5. Maybe tomorrow it will work.

>>7271855
Yeah.. I bet it would feel tighter with your shirt still on..
Something to try next time then!

>>7271894
Maybe. Good luck.

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>>7271896
I liiike how you think! Definitely want to meet you again and try it!

>>7271884
>He let out an exhale as she leaned in, that expression she wore causing his heart to skip a beat. Not contempt, not boredom...perhaps a hint of a smile? He might have imagined that last part, as he rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.
I...I guess more investigative work? Stuff like...p-picking up on clues...?

>>7271884
No, I mean that's why you had that chewing gum in the first place! It was to keep your breath smelling good!
>He grins, thinking he has it all figured out. Then he looks back down into her eyes and his face falls
Well sucking someone off with chewing gum in your mouth was an accident waiting to happen. And I never thought I'd say something like that.

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Is this the place?

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Hi anon!

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>>7271978
Welcome to Goodburger home of the Good Burger may I take your order?

>>7271982
>delicious kemono
Damn you no

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>>7271938
Learning to read a suspect may be a good skill for you to develop.
>Kirigiri leans back in her seat, tilting her head to the right.
Tell me, lieutenant, has it been easy for you to tell what I'm thinking, when I choose not to tell you?

>>7271955
>Saying nothing, Kirigiri stands up, looking up at the anon with her wide eyes. Very little motion precedes her sudden lunge in, with one gloved hand wrapping around his erect cock.
It was only an accident that happened because of your sudden change in demeanor. Before, you seemed content to be passive.

>>7271988
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>7271982
>>7271988
God damn, you guys are tempting me. I've been doing a no fap thing this week and it's just not working out.

>>7272011
>He cranes in himself as she leans back, her modest bust straining just enough against her finely-pressed shirt to draw his gaze, his mouth going a bit dry.
I...uh...I-I mean...I guess I'm not too great at that...I usually just do what I'm told...n-not that I minded that...

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>>7272036
Sounds like someone needs to train their stamina

>>7271982
Hello

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>>7272009
Is there...something wrong with my kimono anon?
>>7272064
Hello~

>>7272063
I mean, I just came myself so I think I could last pretty long

>>7272076
How are you? What bring you there?

>>7272091
... tempting

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>>7272103
Hmm? I bet you'd do it for free.

>>7272076
No, it's fine. Very cute. Forget I said anything, you shouldn't be hanging around here.

>>7272011
>He jumps in place, his still erect cock letting out a drop of precum in reaction.
Okay I'm sorry I pulled your hair and.. made you swallow your gum. I just really needed a place to grab or I'd probably fall over, you know? I didn't mean anything by it..
..So what are you going to do? You seem pretty mad.

>>7272091
When you say bitch....

>>7272137
kek'd

Greetings once more, thread.

I don't want to spam the thread with this, so I'll try to remain brief, but I wanted to discuss the upcoming thread theme. Namely, the date and actual theme. Based of off what I've heard, the masquerade sounds like a solid choice, though I do also like the idea of a pub bath.

I've also been thinking that this Saturday would be a good time, as it's the one we've stuck to in the past.

Please share your opinions on the matter.

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Is this the place where I can get dubs?

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>>7272137
I'd have to find the source but I think it's getting at the girl paying a guy so she can use him.

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>>7272089
>smiles at anon with jolly expression on her face
Nothing in particular, just finally happy to be out of that dumb school!
>>7272129
Noooooooo! now you have to tell me! please please please!
>she stares into anon's eyes and pouts
All of you grown ups always do this to me!

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I could have gotten us dubs at Dorsia.

>>7272123
There is no such thing as ‘free’ in this world. But I would do it for other incentives than money.

>>7272156
Wrong thread, fucktard

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>>7272148
Saturday means I wouldn't miss out on the bath theme after I requested it
More were leaning to masquerade so in fine with that happening first

>>7272154
Then I'd do that for way less, so its a steal of a deal!

>>7272155
>the anon smile back at her eagerness.
Well I see. Have a nice stay here then. Just … be careful.

>>7272175
>in fine
I'm*
I hate mobile sometimes

>>7272148
what is this theme you are speaking of?

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>>7272169
No. This where I can get dubs.

Now check em

>>7272175
Holy thick, those hips and thighs

>>7272155
I'll tell you when you grow up. And I grow up.
Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on the delicious kemololi, kid. They'd rip us to shreds here, this place is vicious.
It is a really cute kimono, though.

>>7271988
I want to lick her clean

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>>7272050
I understand. I suppose that's where your transparency comes from.
>Kirigiri lifts one of her hands, tracing her fingers over the buttons strained by the fabric tugged over her breasts.
Come closer, lieutenant.

>>7272134
You'd probably fall over? Can you stand through this, as well?
>She squeezes at the base of his dick, using two fingers as she spreads her spit around using her glove, and then tugs toward herself. Her palm lines up with his head, and brushes over the bottom of it.
If I were mad, how would you attempt to placate me?

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Now can I post dubs?

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>>7272253
No

>>7272175
Even if I didn't get to the bath theme this time, I would no doubt want to do it next chance we got. They both sound like a great time to me, I just want the thread to have fun.

>>7272190
A special "event" where RPers can play along to specific theme established by the thread OP. Completely optional, of course, as no one is obligated to play along with the theme if they didn't want to.

One example is the masquerade ball. It's when people build character folder to debut at the event, without giving out their identity. It's a way to try out new characters, plus it can be fun to try and figure out who's who.

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>>7272260
Pretty please?

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>>7272177
>waves at anon as he departs
You too~
>>7272200
>her smile fads into worry as he muttered those words to the girl
It's not that dangerous here is it? I walk here everyday from school, everybody is so nice to me!

>>7272232
>He watches, dumbfounded as her gloved digits glide beneath her tie; his lips parted slightly as he brings himself closer, hungrily gazing as she toys with those buttons. His approach is halted as he bumps against the desk clumsily; forgetting all about it in his near-trance as he sheepishly swallows, leaning in towards her.
Y-yes, Detective...?

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Laying in bed two and a half hours before work
I have my card on my phone to post since I'm a lazy shit. Il see what I'm in a mood for.

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I WILL NOT BE DENIED

>>7272283
Sit boy!

>>7272289
You know I haven't had a chance to play him yet. I have to check my folder for how many pictures I have

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>>7272288
I-It can't be...

>>7272063
I do actually. Mind spotting me for a few reps?

>>7272288
ayy nice get retard

>>7272271
(I was not ... exactly leaving unless you want me to)

>>7272299
SIT BOY!

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>>7272288
M-MASAKA!

>>7272232
Well I don't know what you want so.. I dunno, swallowing your gum is serious, so I'd offer to do anything you want for the night.
>He clasps his hands behind his back, trying to stand tall and keep a straight face while her skilled hand works his cock. Her palm brushing over the underside of his tip does give her a telltale gasp from him
Is that what you want?

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>>7272266
>One example is the masquerade ball. It's when people build character folder to debut at the event, without giving out their identity
Wow, that's way more tame than I thought, I do this pretty much every day already, the event is gonna mean nothing to me.
Well, I guess it will be fun to see what others do.

>>7272317
(I'm already sitting in bed how badly do you want his dick)

>>7272283
How about RMI or Raven eating out my ass?

I was the anon that took a rain check the other night.

The one where I knocked off the other smaller one.

>>7272288
Oh no..

>>7272271
It can be pretty dicey around here but most of the folks are pretty nice.
>He pats her on the head to reassure her about the path
You'll be okay. What's your name?

>>7272334
Il give you Raven here in a moment let me get relaxed up here. I just got home from class. Gota get the juices flowing

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>>7272313
Stay jelly

>>7272355
Do that one more time and I'll be jelly

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>>7272266
Oh, that's how the ball works/would work? Was wondering about it
I'll think of someone to throw a folder together for if this happens

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>>7272355

>>7272326
Well, yeah. But it still will have a setting written for it in the OP, so it's not completely bland. That was just main gist of it.

>>7272334
Il post the eyes when I'm ready.

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>>7272365

>>7272368
Yup, that's the main idea. A fancy schmancy party with hidden identities. It's really neat when a lot of people play along with it.

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>>7272280
We'll begin with something easy.
>Kirigiri's expression shifts, her eyelids becoming heavy, and her lips dropping open as she pulls her fingers away from her shirt. She turns her gloved hand, and reaches it in to press against Lieutenant Anon's chest, while she stands up from her chair.
...how do you think I'm feeling now, lieutenant?

>>7272324
Is it really that serious? I thought the entire thing about it staying within your digestive system for seven years was a myth.
>Releasing his cock, she steps back, and places her open hand over her chin, regardless of how much precum of his stains her glove.
...Anything I want?

>>7272403
I'm so sorry m8....

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>>7272315
>nods her head
Stay anon!
>>7272342
>her enormous ears lift up once more and twitch around in excitement at anon as he gently pets the loli doggo
F-Fuu! like my grandmother!
>she seems to be really enjoying those pats, especially when they get close to her ears.

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I born in factory. They put me in wrapper. They seal me in box. Three of us in box.

In early days, they move us around. From factory to warehouse. From warehouse to truck. From truck to store.

One day in store, boy human sees us on shelf. He grabs us, hides us under shirt. He rushes outside.

He goes to house, runs into bedroom, locks door. He tears open box and takes me out. He puts me in wallet.

I stay in wallet long, long time.

This is story of my life inside wallet.

The first friend I meet in wallet is Student I.D. Jordi Hirschfeld. He is card. He has been around longest, he says. He introduces me to other cards. I meet Learner Permit Jordi Hirschfeld, Blockbuster Video Jordi Hirschfeld, Jamba Juice Value Card, GameStop PowerUp Card Jordi Hirschfeld, Business Card Albert Hirschfeld, D.D.S., Scarsdale Comic Book Explosion Discount Card.

In middle of wallet, there live dollars. I am less close to them, because they are always coming and going. But they are mostly nice. I meet many Ones and Fives, some Tens, a few Twenties. One time, I meet Hundred. He stay for long time. Came from birthday card, he said. Birthday card from an old person.

I also meet photograph of girl human. Very beautiful. Eyes like Blockbuster Video. Blue, blue, blue.

When I first get to wallet, I am “new guy.” But time passes. I stay for so long, I become veteran. When I first arrive, Jamba Juice has just two stamps. Next thing I know, he has five stamps—then six, then seven. When he gets ten stamps, he is gone. One day, Learner Permit disappears. In his place, there is new guy, Driver License. I become worried. Things are changing very fast.

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>>7272418
I got greedy

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Soon after, I am taken out of wallet. It is night. I am scared. I do not know what is happening. Then I see girl human. She is one from photograph. She looks same in real life, except now she wears no shirt. She is smiling, but when she sees me she becomes angry. There is arguing. I go back inside wallet.

A few days later, picture of girl human is gone.

That summer, I meet two new friends. The first is Student I.D. New York University Jordi Hirschfeld. The second is MetroCard.

MetroCard is from New York City and he never lets you forget it. He has real “attitude.” He is yellow and black, with Cirque du Soleil advertisement on back.

When MetroCard meets GameStop PowerUp Card Jordi Hirschfeld, he looks at me and says, No wonder Jordi Hirschfeld not yet use you. I become confused. Use me for what?

That night, MetroCard tells me many strange things about myself. At first, I do not believe what he says. But he insists all is true. When I start to panic, he laughs. He says, What did you think you were for? I am too embarrassed to admit truth, which is that I thought I was balloon.

It is around this time that we move. For more than two years, we had lived inside Velcro Batman. It is nice, comfy. One day, though, without warning, we are inside stiff brown leather. I am very upset—especially when I see that so many friends are gone.

No more GameStop PowerUp Card Jordi Hirschfeld. No more Blockbuster Video Jordi Hirschfeld. No more Scarsdale Comic Book Explosion Discount Card.

Only survivors are MetroCard, Driver License, Student I.D., myself, and a creepy new lady named Visa.

I am angry. What was wrong with Velcro Batman? It had many pockets and was warm. I miss my friends and I am lonely.

>>7272283
Musk me up with that fat Raven ass!

>>7272419
>He smile at the little fox girl.
Good. So … little miss, have you ever been here before?

>>7272449
Ohhh your goina get musk alright soon my freind soon

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A few days later, I meet Film Forum Membership Jordan Hirschfeld.

At this point, I am in “panic mode.” What is “Film Forum”? Who is “Jordan Hirschfeld”?

Jordan Hirschfeld is same guy as Jordi Hirschfeld, MetroCard explains. He is just trying to “change his image.” I am confused. What is wrong with old image? That night, I poke my head out of wallet and look around pocket. It is dark, but I can see we have new neighbor. He says his name is Cigarettes Gauloises. He is very polite, but I get “weird vibe” from him.

It is about this time that I meet strip of notebook paper. On him is written, “[email protected].”

Now we’re getting somewhere, MetroCard says. I have never been more frightened in my life.

That Saturday, five crisp Twenties show up. I assume they will stay long time, like most Twenties. But two hours later they are gone, replaced by receipt La Cucina.

MetroCard looks at receipt La Cucina and laughs. She better put out after that, he says. I am confused and worried.

Later on, I am minding my own business, when Jordi (sorry—“Jordan”) shoves his finger into me. I am terrified. What was that? I ask. MetroCard grins. He is checking to make sure you’re there, he says. For later.

My friends try to calm me down. One of the dollars, a One, tells me about the time he met Vending Machine Pepsi. He was stuffed in and out, in and out, so many times he almost died. I know he is trying to make me feel better, but I am, like, please stop talking about that.

>>7272406
Maybe it's just me. I can't stand swallowing gum. You know?
>He keeps talking, realising he might have made a promise he doesn't want to keep. But when he notices her thinking he decides to commit, bowing his head somewhat in deference
..Yeah, anything you want.

>>7272406
>He grips the desk as his superior's face melts into a softer expression, the decidedly sultry gaze causing him to swell against his pants, restrained as he was by the front of the desk his lower body remains pressed against. He sighs as her hand sensually runs along his gently heaving chest, fingers running along his own tie suggestively.
U-um...I would say you're feeling...s-seductive...*grunt*~

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Eventually, the moment comes. It is like other time. I am taken out of wallet and tossed on bed. It is very dark. I can make out shape of girl.

She picks me up and squints at me for a while. Then she turns on lamp.

I am confused. So is Jordan Hirschfeld.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

His face is like Jamba Juice Value Card. Red, red, red.

“I think,” she says, “that this might actually be expired.”

There is long silence. And then, all of a sudden, the humans are laughing! And then the girl is hitting Jordan with pillow! And he is hitting her back with pillow! And they are laughing, laughing, laughing.

The girl reaches into her bag.

“Don’t worry,” she says. “I’ve got one.”

Part of me kind of wants to watch what happens next. But I am quickly covered in pile of clothes.

WWhen I wake up next day, Jordan is dangling me over trash can. I look down into pit. Inside are Cigarettes Gauloises and Film Forum Schedule. They are talking “philosophy.” I sigh. I do not really want to move in with them, but what can I do? I figure this is “end of the line” for me.

Suddenly, though, Jordan carries me away—to other side of room. I am placed inside shoebox under his bed.

At first, I am afraid, because it is dark, but as vision adjusts I see I am not alone. There is strip of notebook paper [email protected]. There is receipt La Cucina, on which is now written, “First Date.”

I spend long, long time in shoebox.

When I arrive, I am new guy. But as time passes I become veteran. I welcome many new friends: Birthday card Rachel. Happy Valentine’s Day Rachel. And many, many Post-it notes Rachel. I love you, Jordi. Rachel. Good morning, Jordi! Rachel. Everything in here is Rachel.

I do not know how things are in wallet these days. But I am glad to be in shoebox. I feel as if I have “made it.” I am happy. I am warm. I am safe.

>>7272351
Sounds good. let me know when you're ready.

>>7272419
>He scritches the girl behind the ears, she's far too young and cute to be running around by herself but the kemono do have very soft fur.
That's a cute name, Fuu. I'm glad you didn't get jumped by any of the perverts running around here, yet.

>>7272478
He'd better fuck Rachel.

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>>7272473
Get down onto your knees.
>Kirigiri releases her chin, and points to the floor, her expression as neutral as ever.

>>7272475
>The line her eyebrows make hardens, and her eyelids open up a little, while she stares into Lieutenant Anon's eyes. With what little strength she can muster, she pushes him from her desk, and, frowning, looks down and away. Her lips pout.
How about now?

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>>7272449
>>7272492

>>7272449
>>7272492
>wanting to smell literal shit

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>>7272317
(Because I'm feeling extra nice today and wouldn't mind a quicky with him)

>>7272531
I think the ending implies he did.

>>7272533
>He briefly hesitates, trying to discern why. He keeps looking into her eyes to try and read her expression, but it's hopeless. Then with a sigh, he drops down to his knees
Is this good?
>He looks up, her skirt too tight to allow him a look at her panties. He feels a small pang of disappointment, even when he's got bigger problems

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>Naps on the person below

>>7272478
Damn. She fucked him on the first date. My kinda girl.

>>7272573
I think my reading comprehension is shit.
Stupid Steam.

>>7272533
>He stumbles from the sudden shove, gripping hard upon the desk to keep from tumbling onto his back...though, the way his superior looked now, that may not have been a bad position. He leans in once more, observing her "expression" as his eyes traced over every inch of the detective, his breath audibly louder.
Now...now you're dominant...it's like you want s-something...~

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>>7272450
>nods in agreement
My school's not too far from here,and it's always so nice! everyone is friendly!
>>7272497
>Fuu places her paws in front of her face and smiles up at anon
Do you really think so? my classmates keep making fun of it!
>she wondered what he was on about when he mentioned perverts
Not at all! everybody is nice to me anon, the shop owner a few blocks down even gave me a ton of fruit! and he really likes taking pictures of m-
>she covers her mouth as she wasnt supposed to mention that to anybody
>she made a promise to the store owner not to tell
ummmm he likes to take pictures of cats!

>>7272586
Hello best boat

>>7272478
The little condom that couldn't.

>>7272567
Not poo anon, just sweaty, stinky musky ass.

>>7272555
>He's face beams up with a delight smile. For which joy over takes his emotions.

Tell me Raven... it's been so long. What do you desire today?

>>7272567
Fuck ya man. It's my jam.

>>7272586
You know you sleep a lot for the supposed fastest boat

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>>7272630
I told you I would let you have this ass the last time we met.. Why don't you come give it a kiss~

>>7272618
>He seems to ponder for a while at the girl answer …
That really good, is not easy for first time here, that you seem to go so well is good to hear, little miss.

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>>7272575
Place your hands on the ground, then lower your chest.
>Kirigiri looks down at him, stepping around his kneeling form until she leaves his field of vision.
Do not look behind you, either. Keep your eyes forward.

>>7272610
That's incorrect.
>Once he made his guess, Kirigiri's expression shifted back to her neutral mask.
Dominant would be like this.
>She lifts her chin, looking at him with her eyes narrowing, but more relaxed than before. Her gloved hands fold in front of her, before she tilts her head to one side. Her legs spread out behind the desk.
You can say that you don't need to outwardly appear dominant to be so, however.

>>7272654
>The lust hungry anon walks over to his lover was he began to remove his clothes. While taking off his shirt, his tone chest became Raven's new interest.
Yes mistress...
>He said obediently. As he approached her, he placed his hands on her hips and lifted her to the counter. He rubbed his hands up and down her thighs as his cock began to twitch.

Lean back for me miss and show your hole...

>>7272618
Old man Paulson down the road? You keep an eye on that one, Fuu. He's kind of a sick evil fuck, if you catch my drift.
>She really is naíve about the area, he thinks, but he can't bring himself to jump on the innocent doggo girl.
You're adorable, girl. Don't let them tease you about your name, it fits you.

>>7272689
>As her legs spread, his eyes go wide, that familiar view of her pale thighs and feminine scent filling his senses once more, a shaky grin forming on his face. He wipes his brow with a huff of air, meeting her gaze once more.
I-I see...what was that last expression, then? P-please...tell me...~

>>7272689
I don't like where this is headed..
>He's already got some idea on what's coming next. But he still obeys, getting on his hands and knees and facing forward. His breaths have already become deeper, like he's forcefully trying to stay calm. Not wanting to put another foot out of line, he keeps his eyes straight ahead
Y-you're still there right?

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>>7272709
Like this~
>Raven bends agaisnt the counter showing off her large plump ass. She backs up into the anon and rubs her leg up against his twitching cock causing him to leak precum
mmmhh eager aren't we~ Why don't you come give my ass a little bit of oral love before we get into it~

>>7271770
>>7271712
>the Deko ass
That was looking fucking superb, I haven't been that sad to see a session die in weeks.

>>7272148
Saturday, sure. But it has to be at night.

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>>7272622
Hello best anon!

>>7272651
I need to sleep to conserve my energy. Going fast ain't cheap.

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>>7272732
That one was a bit complex, I'll admit. You could call it shyness, but that wouldn't do it justice. It might be close to embarrassment. I can't remember the exact term.
>Kirigiri lowers her head, and sits back down, lifting one leg and pressing it down on the other, pursing her lips as she rests her chin on her fingers.
At least you can read other transparent people, lieutenant. You have that much going for you.

>>7272744
I'm still here.
>Her voice comes slightly to his left, but then there's a sudden sensation across the back of his ballsack. Two gloved fingers trace down the line in the center, and then swirl over the wrinkled skin.

>>7272761
>rubs her leg up against his twitching cock causing him to leak precum

Forcing an action? Wowwwww.

>>7272792
>The anon blush
Please, at my best I'm barely a mediocre anon, miss Shimakaze.

>>7272802
>>7272817
Samefag.

>>7272792
That makes sense. Mind if I watch you sleep? I bet you got some way of taking naps fast too..

>>7272627
Ass doesn't have musk, you retard.

>>7272856
In anime porn sex land yes it does

>>7272802
>He coughed as the detective sat once more, her thighs running against one another beneath that skirt as the tiniest flash of her white panties came into view, causing him to salivate and flush violently. His erection absolutely ached as the detective sat before him, gloved fingers playing at her jawline again.
Do you...think I have what it takes to work with you? I want to be able go read y-you...and others...as well as you r-read me!

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>>7272661
Thank you anon!
>>7272731
>tilts her head in confusion
Sick and evil? but he's so nice and i'm sure he's healthy! and umm... f-fuck?

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>>7272820
>Kisses anon right on the nose
Well I think you're great! I hope you have/had a nice day.

>>7272832
I do! But I'm hungry right now and I'm gonna get a sandwich.

>>7272802
>He gives a rather high pitched yelp as her smooth black gloves trace over his balls. He dutifully keeps as still as possible, though subconsciously he's moving his hips to try and avoid her prodding fingers
That feels weird..

>>7272787
Great point. Maybe... 5:00 PM pacific/8:00 PM eastern? I was thinking along those lines.

>>7272883
I've seen you best boat and has been truly a while since last time. So, this day can’t be bad.

>>7272627
>stinky
Ass smells like shit.
>musky
Ass doesn't make musk.
Are you underage?

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>>7272876
>>7272887
Eh, I'm not feeling it anymore. Sorry guys.

>>7272878
>He petted the girl on her foxy head, her fur was really soft.
You are really a good girl; can I ask your name?

>>7272627
Asses don't musk, they fucking smell like shit.

>>7272920
(R-Really? I keep getting blueballed...do you have a contact or Discord? Please...?)

>>7272916
Are you really wanting to use reality here Anon? Where we fuck thing like Minnie Mouse?

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>>7272923
Fuu!

>>7272920
It happens to all of us, you are a great new addition and I enjoy just reading your sessions.

>>7272883
Alright then, cute boat!

>>7272920
(Fair enough. I was wondering where it would lead but it's okay if you're not feeling it)

>>7272946
Fuu as in wind? Is a cute name. Please to make your acquaintance Fuu.
>He said scratching her behind her fuzzy foxy ears.

>>7272878
Sorry, I misspoke. Just enjoy the free fruit, I guess.
>He regrets cursing in front of the girl but he knows he's going to get bad ideas if he hangs around her too much longer.
I've gotta get out of here, Fuu, it was very nice meeting you. Be careful out here.

>>7272555
>Anon was only the "Cleanliness and Maintenance Manager", a fluffed up janitor at the Titan's tower but he couldn't help but lust after his higher ups. His frustration at the job had built,to a climax so he devided to do something drastic. Even though he had the body of an ERP femboy with fat ass, thick thighs, girly hips and short stature, he wanted Raven. He thought by going with a direct approach he might shock her into accepting and failing that it would at least get him fired. Gathering up his courage, he walked up to Raven when she was on her own

R-raven... I... Hi, I'm anon. Listen this will sound odd but... C-CAN I SEE YOUR ASS?
>in his nervousness he had almost yelled it trying to force the words out. Now he squirmed and blushed furiously

>>7272761
Yes mistress!
>He said with glee. He leaned forward and took a whiff of her pussy. The smell of her scent and sweat began to drive him crazy. He lowered his head further and there it was. Her small but tight asshole. Such a shame it's always been neglected. He placed both his hands her thighs and gently spread them apart. From there, he stuck out his tongue and connected it with the top of her taint. He could taste the bitter sweet of flesh on his taste buds.
~mhm...
>He moaned. as he licked up and down her taint. Playfully ignoring her request on eating out her ass. He then knelled down and became head level with her ass, and using his two hands spread her cheeks wide.
There she is...
>He finally leaned forward and gave her pucker a gentle kiss. And from then on, his cock couldn't stop twitching.
Am I suppose to be aggressive and passionate today or submissive and gentle my mistress?
>He asked patiently as he use his tongue to swirl around the rim of her asshole.

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Alex Jones is my ava.

Owain

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>>7273051

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>>7273021
(thought you dipped lol)
Just do what you see fit my pet~
My ass is alllll for you today... think of it as an apology for leaving you blueballed the other night.
>Raven spreads her hole waiting for the anon to shove his dick in and have his way.

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>>7273022
Not an argument.

>>7273022
obama is a pretty okay guy

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>>7273051
I came as soon as I could.
What seems to be the problem?

>>7273067
>>7273069
ily

>>7273096
I need you to sing the Star Spangled Banner

>>7273096
Sup.

>>7273147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i426pbQJZ_g

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>>7273147
Ah, a paltry task for a bard such as I!
Prepare yourself anon, for I shall woo you with my mastery of your strange nationalistic merry song!
>Owain clears his throat, singing off key and constantly stumbling over words words.
Oh, say can you see
By the dawns early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilights last gleaming?
Who's broad striped and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare!
The bombs bursting in air!
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
>Owain bows grandiosely, a bright smile on his face.
Ahh, excellent.
>>7273196
Salutations!

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>>7273022
SIGN MY WATER FILTER

>>7273226
>weeps

>>7273022
Are you excited America will finally be Great Again this weekend?

>>7273241
AHLACKS... JOHNES.
Done.
>>7273263
ABSOLUTELY

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>>7273283
THANK YOU

>>7273066
>(Nah, i'd never bail on you. lol. I don't like writing half assed responses. You know me by now.)
Yes my queen...
>He responded as he stood up. As he stood up, he revealed his massive cock to her. It was glistering with precum and soaked with anticipation.

Spit on it my queen...
>He asked, that way it had some natural lubrication.
I want to be aggressive today... I wan to show you what's it like to make love with a real man...
>He told her as he rubbed his fat cock up and down her taint. Probing her hole with the tip of it...

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>>7273241
>Dries tears with cape

>>7273226
Somebody's trying to attract Iowa

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>>7273304
Very well~
>Raven turns around for a second to bend over and spit on the anons twitching dick, going the extra mile she also gives it a long lick up and down the shaft.
How about that for "natural lubercation"~
>Raven turns back around and spreads her ass and prepares her self for a pounding.

>>7273283
You forgot the pic.

>>7273362
>lubercation

>>7273347
>>7273226
Wait, is that Iowa's summoning ritual? That can't possibly be American enough, someone get an apple pie, American flag, and bacon cheeseburger delivered in a pick up truck stat!

>>7273369
nah, just didn't have any more saved and didn't feel like getting one

>>7273379
(i'm like half tired and have to work in like an hour cut me some slack for misspelling a word)

>>7273362
jeasus

Real dead hours slam that mf update button

>>7273401
HOW CAN YA HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT?!

>>7273362
jeasus

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I'm back!

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>we got a new Raven
>some of the art being posted is by fucking Shadman

>>7273516
Welcome back

>>7273516
Who is this semon.... Angel?

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>>7273516
>those hips

>>7273520
I threw the folder together fast because I wanted to play her. Il get some more later freind

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>>7273520
>we got a new Raven
>it has the English skills of a 10 year old

>>7273362
>His body spasms as he felt her tongue against his shaft. As she turns around, he smacks her ass to spice up her dormant pose. He then navigates his huge cock into her tiny hole. To which his surprise, didn't resist at all.
It feels as if it was waiting for me this whole time...
>He responded as he completely inserted his cock into her. Once inside, he could feel her warm and tight welcoming. He started slow and began to thrust into her. Marking his territory with his precum...

>>7273520
>we got a new Raven
>the good news is I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

>>7273379
>>7273471
>>7273501
>>7273544
LD i thought you said you would leave

>>7273533
Hiya.
>>7273539
(Rubi, from Wings of Vi.)
>>7273540
(Unfortunately there isn't much in the way of lewd art for her)

>>7273562
jeasus

>>7273562
jeasus

>>7273557
>Not switching to progressive
I bet you don't even want to fuck Flo.

>>7273562
jeasus

>>7273562
really makes u jeasus...

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>>7273554
Mmmmh~ Not bad pet. Come on show me how much you want to mark my ass with your cum.
>Raven clenches around the dick trying to give him the fuck he so rightfully deserved after teasing him the other night.
Better be careful down there, my ass likes to milk people dry~

Give me the cummies teehee

>>7273562
Honestly I think its more likely someone falseflagging as him to try and stir up more drama

>>7273610
*gives u the jeasus* lubercate...

>>7273565
Very few indeed

>>7273516
Now, who are you, cutie, and what brings you here~?

Explain this jeasus meme please

>>7273667
Autistic rant from >>7272283 after people mocked him for constantly begging owain for gay sonic RP.

>>7273667
I think its an abbreviated version of some old copy pasta

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>>7273667
Son we're being shitposted with stale memes right now, just ride it out as always

>>7273667
will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
i dont get pissed at people but jeasus christ
back off please its the internet and porn in a thread called /trash/ were people talk about shiting there pants and fucking dogs. and i get a little exited about some fun ass sonic RP i had and you sound like im the weirdest one here.

so chill ok? jeasus

>>7273703
You've become a meme as well, you're no different.

>>7273692
You people still think that was me?

>>7273715
>You've become a meme as well
What did he mean by this?

>>7273723
It was pretty clear that it was, especially when you used the same fucking argument to defend "ass musk xD" earlier in the thread.

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>tfw his thirst for milkies will never be slaked

>>7273715
>A meme generator is a meme
Woah like HOLY SHIT really!?!?~~~

>>7273650
(A tragedy...)
>>7273666
You! Those satanic trips.. an angel can feel them from anywhere!

>>7273738
WRONG
He plays Sorceress and some other large-breasted waifus now. Milky Wilky Anon has become the milky wilkies he so desperately craved.

>>7273735
Really that's your proof

>>7273760
>it's become self-aware
Mother of God...

>>7273760
jeasus

>>7273762
You are the only one who has ever claimed to be the one who didn't do it, when the general consensus is that you did. Do you have any evidence besides your own (unreliable) word to the contrary?

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>>7273755
(oops)

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>>7273760
>Milky Wilky Anon has become the milky wilkies he so desperately craved.
BY GOD

>>7273792
No I don't but that works both ways freind. I have no proof that it wasn't me but you have no proof that it was.

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>>7273776
>>7273782
>memes consumed him
>turns out he's actually pretty good at RP
What a fate.

>>7273755
>>7273793
Heh; sorry for scaring you...Those just happen naturally...
So, you're a angel, huh? Nice to meet you!

>Anons are now becoming Avas
And what's you're excuse you lazy fucks?

>>7273816
The redundancy of this post is staggering

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>>7273801
Meow~

>>7273792
>when the general consensus is that you did
I haven't seen anyone but you accusing him. And its made harder to believe since he now has his first resident shitposter, either in the form of LD or someone pretending to be him

>>7273806
>Memes consumed anyone
>This is what shitposters actually believe

>>7273803
There's plenty of evidence suggesting it. It fits your mannerisms exactly.

>>7273816
>you're excuse
I hope yours is grammar.

>>7273816
I do ava, just fucking rarely.

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>>7273801

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>>7273825
Bork

>>7273806
The only people that come close to being consumed by memes are Paul and Lupin. Everyone else doesn't seem to really give a shit, not even Owain, Midna, or DMG

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>>7273853

>>7273806
Meh, he's so-so.

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>>7273833
>memes not consuming anyone
He boobed so hard he became the boobs, Anon.

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>>7273808
I'm Rubi, but I'm keeping my eye on you.. And yes, I am an angel.

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>>7273860
(I have to work in like 30 mins so if your still down for that catboi fucking it can happen tonight if your open)

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>>7273869

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>>7273853

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>>7273875
>He boobed so hard he became the boobs, Anon.

>mfw think about dicks 24/7

Uh oh

>>7273871
>He's so-so
Judging by the standards of what the average anon usually regurgitates, he's pretty good.

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>>7273890

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>>7273890

>>7273896
Competency was never the issue, the memes stem from his hilariously cringe phrasings which you must admit were solid gold.

>>7273605
>He slapped her ass again in compliance...
Yes mistress...
>He continued on driving his cock into her. Back and forward. Over and over again. His breathing began to hasten as he clenched his teeth. The lustful rage to breed with this woman became is only life purpose as of now.

I'll be cautious my queen....

>(So I wasn't cautious at all and just blew my first load. Want to keep going? Sorry for the delay.

Nice jojo refeence guys XD~

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>>7273816
I become an ava after gitting gud as anon. That's how most people do it, right?

>>7273884
Once again, sorry for scaring you Rubi...
But, I should ask, you, DO know why people come in here for, right?

Jojo is fucking shit.

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>Milky-Wilky anon is Sorceress
Really turns the switch on the subconscious mind.

>>7273875
I thought you meant turning into an obsessive (you) giving unaware prick like Paul. But that makes sense

>>7273896
My only problem with him was that the fetish was beyond absolutely boring from a female perspective. Struggled to stay awake when writing. But if he's graduated, more power to him

>>7273871
>>7273911
When he's using his avas he's above and beyond the standard.

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>>7273853
>>7273890
haha jojo references

>>7273884
Being in bed with you must be like Heaven

>>7273875
To be fair most anons are obsessed with their dicks and behavior reflects that too.

>>7273914
(Depends if your still able to keep going I've got about 45 mins left before work. If you want to save up for a second load we can continue later)

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>>7273885
Class in the morning, I'll see what I can do.

>>7273908
>>7273910
I Surprisingly have no more DMG Jojo memes

>>7273945
Nah, you can still feel the thirst and cringe under the hood.

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>>7273923
I do, yeah. I was in here yesterday testing out a rumour that angels could get knocked up by humans. Still waiting on the results, but.. I know.

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He's better than what we usually see, that's for sure.

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Jojokes should be a bannable offense.

>>7273972
So like any other anon in this place who puts even less effort in?

>>7273935
>Anon who likes tits plays titcows
What a shocker, 10/10 meme awareness

>>7273914
(Will also give me time to work on my inyasha Ava because I want to shove his dick into some poor/lucky anon tonight)

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>>7273950
haha old man poster

>>7273978
Owain, DMG, and most other memes Avas do better than the 2 line wonder anons we have in here too but that doesn't stop the shitposting

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>>7273950
haha mecha posts

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>>7274015
Remove phone posters

>>7274015
gay snake

>>7273968
Whoa what's up? I wasn't really paying attention but I heard we were talking about our dicks? I've got a dick, I love my dick.

>>7273978
That's pretty standard.

>>7273973
Oh, really?
>He actually looks genuinely surprised by her comment, blushing a bit.
Well, if what I heard correctly, you can actually still have sex, even when pregnant, though the results have a 30/100 chance of being a better experience than regular sex...

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>>7273994
>tfw no witches to fuck

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>>7273963
Hah! I get it!
>>7274063
Something tells me you're making that up. At least the last part.
>She smiles.
But you humans are bigger than angel guys, so I might just consider that...

>>7274089
EBIN SINGLES

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>>7274089
You blew it

>>7274085
Are you a virgin?

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>>7274013
>>7273969
You know what, I have work in 2 hours, I should probably be going. Thanks for the love. You're the best.

On a side note, how do you feel about Kindred and her thick ass?

>>7274028
Owain and DMG are also drama-whores.

>>7274015
Dumb snake

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>>7274118
... No? We angels do have social lives and all.

>>7274119
I like it

>>7274120
How?

>>7274140
Oh, I see you're THAT type of angel

Can you take my virginity?

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Check my off by one.

>>7274120
Still not as drama obsessed as the anons in here so it's a trade off.

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>>7274174
In GMT you just got 22:22:55 as your post time.
That's quality

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>>7274162
Depends. What makes you want me in particular?

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>>7274191
That ain't how this shit works.