/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #50: Shy Goat Edition Previous Thr

>wanted to bump old thread yesterday from work but phone is ranged ban because new moot wants shekels for 4chan pass

Tis a sad fate

>>7270296
>No porn pic for the porn thread
One job, dude. One Job.

The one on the right is nothing but a shit thing that should not even exist.
>Hair, horns and ears look ugly
>Can't even see her eyes
>Massive fucking giant
>Can't live a normal life if she's your daughter because she is a fucking giant
>Can't fuck her unless you either fuck her urethra or enjoy the feeling of throwing a sausage down a big and empty corridor
>Can't waifu her mom at all since those Arimaspi things only exist far away from Equestria
>Assuming they even exist at all anymore
>And because those things are monsters
Seriously, why the hell do you even like that thing? Is it because /d/ made her, and you don't want to hurt /d/'s feelings? Honest fucking question.

>>7271660
>Everything is variable
>There are no absolutes
>Except when I FEEL it should not be

Just because you dont like her, is no excuse to shit over her and demand other people defend liking her.

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>>7271660
Go back to /sat/, complain-anon.

>>7271729
...So you can't answer why you like her?

Friendly reminder not to reply to obvious trolls who move goal posts and demand people defend why they like satyr just because they dont like said satyr.

This is not in relation to any particular post or poster.

>>7272043
So what you're saying is that you can't even give an honest fucking answer why, of all the satyrs that exists, you like Ariana the most?

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>>7272851

>>7272935
Wha-who the fuck is this?

>>7272935
>>7273242
Well, it does not look like a satyr, nor does it look like any of the species that exists in Equestria. So I'm going to guess that it is either a really weird OC, or something that really does not belong in the MLP universe.

>>7273242
>>7273496
It's a floran, one of the races in Starbound.

>>7274038
>a floran
>Starbound
So you're pretty much going to say "fuck you" to everything that is My Little Pony, and give beings that are not related to MLP in any single way satyr kids and post them here?

>>7274408
It's not even a satyr version of a floran, it's literally just a normal floran that he decided to post here for some reason.

>>7275456
gay

>>7282522
I just realized that she is scratching her leg and drew some blood. How many lvoe bites and scratches does Lenora give to her bun bud?

This is a mediocre thread.

>>7282751
Considering her sharp claws and pointy tail, probably quite a few even if she doesn't mean to.

>>7282751
A lot. I imagine, like most good Doms, she feels INCREDIBLY bad and guilty as the sexing... but the lil bun bitch looooves it. 2 sub 4 life

>>7283284
>>7283540
>Potential Hazards While Mating With Dangerous Satyrs
>By Glimmer

>Diamond Dogs:
>Biting (Large Canines)
>Blunt Force Trauma (Tail Mace)
>Lacerations (Claws)
>Breath

>Griffons:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Lacerations (Talons/Claws)

>Dragons:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Lacerations (Claws)
>Blunt Force Trauma (Big Tail)
>Potential 1st Degree Burns (Dragon Fluids)
>3rd Degree Burns (Dragon Fire)

>Changelings:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Exhaustion (Energy Vampire)
>Headaches

>Sirens:
>Hypnosis (Siren Song)
>Emotional Manipulation

>Minotaurs:
>Bruising
>Exhaustion

>Manticore:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Laceration (Claws/Stinger)
>Intoxication (Stinger)

>Timberwolves:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Lacerations (Claws)
>Splinters

>Chimera:
>Biting (Sharp Teeth)
>Lacerations (Claws)
>Constriction/Suffocation (Snake)

>Arisampis:
>Shattered Bones
>Bruising
>Blunt Force Trauma
>Internal Hemorrhaging
>Suffocation

>Rabbits:
>Exhaustion

>>7283686
Sounds about right.

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Do pegasi get turned on when you mess with their wings?

>>7286495
pegasi like Raindbow Dash and most gryphons do. The delicate wing pits when gently scratched can cause them to clamp down everything and increases arousal. Sadly winged satyrs dont have those same wing pits but if you gently massage their actual wings and really rub those meaty bits it can get them a little turned on. Good starting foreplay

>>7286528
What are good foreplay techniques for other satyrs? For Earthies I'm betting it's hand holding or massaging their hooves.

>>7285925
Looks like a certain somebunny just located the water jet.

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>>7286547

Earth ponies like Cider, Gala, etc can get turned on by firm hard butt massages, paying close attention to the tail area. Hooves are kind of touch and go, if they use horse shoes often then there is a soft spot in the middle of the hoof that can be rubbed to make them wet pretty quickly. But if they go ol natural then the hoof as a whole is very tough and not really an erogenous zone. Those are just the most common but every satyr is different.

Diamond Doge females can get very aroused if given a large gem to hold as they are taken from behind doggy style. Most have noted that they get slip and slide tier wet and let the mate do pretty much whatever they want while they clutch the gem and enjoy the double high of having a cock rammed in and holding their new big gem. Some have seen the female fellatio the gems tip like its a penis.

Drake satyrs are sort of flexible and a really popular mating technique is to get them on their back with their legs over their head and enter them from above their head. Its tricky but if done right their blood pools to their chest and head causing their upper body to have a red flush to it. Not only that but the limited oxygen intake from the position greatly enhances sexual pleasure. Orgasms are powerful but drakes are known to instantly roll to the side once climax is achieved. Sometimes hurting or knocking out their partner in a desperate bid to fill their lungs with oxygen.

>>7286592
>Stealth orgasm
She never knew such human pleasures such as the water jet.

>>7286796
>Stealth orgasm
Orgasming without permission? Oh boy, she's in for it now.

>>7286592
Either that, or she's making her own water jet.

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>>7286764
>Hard firm butt massages
That's hot. Do you think they would mind sticking a finger in their ass?

>Get them on their back with their legs over their head
That sounds a lot like the Plow Pose in yoga, right?

>>7286764
Unicorn satyrs seem to respond very well to breast massages and running hands down their waist. Some scholars theorize that magic comes from channeling of magic from their pony parts up to their hands, and that path is along those erogenous zones and just happen to be sensitive. any kind of attention to where their horn would be is usually met with a deadpan stare and unamused remark. There is an old tale that says that if you lock hands with a uni satyr during sex and their love for you is strong then both of your sexual climaxes will be at the same time and twice as powerful.

Gryphon satyrs dont really have any real weak points, they get anxious or a little wet if you play with the soft spots in their paws but as far as any erogenous zones they dont really have them. What they do have is a very high threshold of sexual stamina, wanting lots of rough pounding and favoring positions where vaginal penetration is at its max. They are also very passionate lovers and do lots of kissing, pecking, and firm love bites. If you can make a gryphon satyr orgasm, its a sign of your own high sexual prowess. Also you are rewarded to lots of post sex cuddles and purring as they wag their tail.

>>7286895
If you wanna "dig at the dirt" it has to be at just the right time when it turns from relaxing to erotic. If you do it before then you will annoy them and they may not want to continue after. But you can usually tell when suddenly there is a pooling of liquid that wasnt there before.

>plow pose
That is exactly the right pose. Except maybe the legs being a bit more bent into the body.

>>7286884
Gross. People that pee in the pool or jacuzzi should be nailed upside down an oak tree and have all the village children come to throw stones at them.

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>>7286927
That unicorn satyr bit is adorable. Holding hands is an actual lewd thing for them.

Griffon satyrs sound a lot of fun if you're into a lot of active sex. My headcanon usually has three high intensity satyrs when it comes to high amounts of stamina, which are the Earthies, Drakes, and Sphinxes, but the generally have their own properties.

Earthies like to build up to the intense sex and finish off with one or two big climaxes and cuddle after they're done.
Drakes, though, tend to act more aggressive and indulge in a lot of rough sex if they feel the partner is up to the challenge, but usually cum a lot in big successive batches until they feel like they're spent.
Sphinxes are the most flexible and limber of the bunch and can easily take those weird sex positions you come across online, but really enjoy the full nelson pose while getting hammered from behind.

>>7287006
Fuck you. Bunny peeing in the pool you're sitting in while Ariana stands above you and gives you a golden shower sounds hot.

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>>7287040

>unicorn satyr bit is adorable
Isnt it?

>Drakes, though, tend to act more aggressive and indulge in a lot of rough sex

Well all of the sexual acts I described were for the females. I was thinking the males would be the aggressive ones too but only true for the males, and as such, the drake females are more timid and passive but are built to take that kind of roughhousing. I will probably do a male version of these when i get more time to myself, hopefully on friday when im finally done with my wageslave work week.

>>7287070
Sounds gross and unhygienic. And why'd you even insert Arianna in the situation? She wasn't even mentioned.

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>>7287070
Never a fan of piss play but that situation is appealing to me in some sense. '

>>7287040
Forgot to say your third section i can get behind. Especially the sphinx part. Top unf~ those sexy kitties have hips for days

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>>7287091

He either really likes the character and wants to insert his two cents on the discussion. Or at this point its become a meme to shove Ariana into something she was not being discussed. But try not to take it personally anon. Just leave it where it lies if its not to your taste and lets talk about other stuff instead.

What would be the sex secrets to donkies? I cant think of any right now.

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>>7287098
Why doesn't Nobby draw more satyrs? Whhhhhyyyyyy?

>>7287116
I'd say she'd be really into anal or facials with all that junk in her trunk.

>>7287116
They like it when you surprise them with a swift punch to the back of the neck while taking them from behind.

>>7287177
Probably just lost interest. I'd like to see a return of DJ and /d/ again. Somebody asked for art ideas but nobody delivered.

>>7287189
Well thats more of a personal preference. We were sort of discussing what were general turn ons for that species of satyr. Like maybe fondling or nibbling on her ears would get female donkey satyrs very hot and bothered. I can see that being a thing. Or maybe they have sensitive arm pits. idk, im drawing a blank.

>>7287116
Urethra fucking.

>>7287209
kek. I;ll take that as a canon

>>7287211
Oh. Probably a lot of petting and stroking, sort of like griffons, but exclusively with the ears.

>>7287070
unf

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>>7287244
Lots of soft, sensual strokes? I can see that.

>>7287116
Well, the discussion was about Lenora and Cottonball, and if they're in the pool, it's likely that Ariana and Kimmy and Mera are there too.

>>7287264
But why? Can't you just as equally assume they're absent and doing their own things? They don't always have to be together like a lot of ships in this thread. Every waking moment isn't always spent with your partner or your loved ones, especially if you're a teenager.

>>7287295
They could, sure.
In this case it wasn't stated whether they were alone though.

>>7287295
Hardly anyone cares about anything if shipping isn't involved.

>>7287485
It's not that unlikely that DGA would take them all to the pool for a nice fun non-sexual family pool day, is it?

>>7287503
I want nothing to do with that DGA crap, so I'm not going to answer your question.

>>7287941
But you did... I'm with you on this, but when you don't want to answer someone; you don't reply at all

>>7287503

"Okay, you girls managed to go three whole days without fighting so I'll hold up my end of the deal and take you to the pool like I promised. Let me just make one thing clear, however, there is to be no biting the other kids, no stinging the other kids, no clawing the other kids, no threatening to eat the other kids and absolutely no flirting with the other kids, understand? Ariana, you're a good girl and I know that you wouldn't do any of the those things, but despite that you're not allowed to use the diving board, okay?"
>"God, dad, why don't you just outlaw fun while you're at it?"
"Good question, Lenora. Why don't I outlaw allowances too while I'm at it?"

>>7289429
>Ariana, you're a good girl and I know that you wouldn't do any of the those things
>Implying
>He will never find out that Ariana loves to hide around schools and lure colts to a secluded location and force them to suck her dick-sized clit
>He will never find out that Ariana loves to fuck anything that has a pulse in their buttholes
>He will never find out that she loves to smear the feces from those scared beings she raped all over herself while listening to them crying

>>7289647
Not in my headcanon, but whatever floats your boat.

>>7289429
If Ariana used the diving board, there probably wouldn't be water left in the pool afterwards.

>>7291131
Or a diving board.

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>>7289193
Do you think they'd still do this type of stuff even when they get significant others? Or will they let off on the skinship since it would look inappropriate to others?

>>7291333
They are each other's significant other, so yes.
Probably not in public though.

>>7291557
>Their love is honest and pure
Great, that shit again...

>>7291673
Yeah, it helps to ignore them entirely

>>7291673
>Triggered
Sorry it wasn't the latest sexcapades of Uncle Anon and his slob of a niece Dagger. We totally need more of content like that in the thread.

>>7292514
I'd love to see more of Dagger and Uncle Anon.

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>>7291333
I think they'd let off doing it to each other, but would expect to seek the same out of their partners because of it. How their partners would feel from it is harder to say though. Blare would enjoy it since she's also starved for attention, but Anon may find Broil a bit clingy at times and would take longer to adjust.

>>7282522
jesus christ, how big must her head be if it's that big compared to her body at that angle?

>>7297850
Must've unlocked big head mode on GoldenEye.

>>7287098
I want to fill that little kitty cunny with cum.

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>>7300181
It's where satyr belongs anyway. At the bottom of a trash bin.

>>7272851
I wonder what happened to the guy who drew this.

>>7290761
The amount of pee Ariana produces every day is enough to make the Titanic float.

>>7305749
In it, you mean?
That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but she IS a big girl, so I'm sure she has a big bladder.

Maybe big enough to fill a bath tub if she saves up all day.

>>7306234
Looks like she needs to buy a bigger bra.

>>7306602
Who is this cutie?

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>>7306985

>>7307053
Who is this cutie?