Satyr Abomination Thread #197: Warm and fuzzy feelings Edition

>>29258645
Good pic. Cute as fuck.

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Mal!

>>29258734
Is okay, but her mom is cancer

What if satyr loses a leg in a tragic accident and has to get a prosthetic leg?

>>29258801
Do everything I can to help her through the physical therapy she needs to learn its use, and help her learn to be able to do as much as possible and minimize her handicap.

>>29258832
>Her
Neglect for sonfu? Not going to help your poor boy?

>>29259305
Daughterus get love, affection and support, but sonfus should be raised in a similar fashion to that portrayed in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq9epS2b1A

It's the only way to make them strong.

>>29259495
You're the reason your son is going to be an edgelord and fuck your daughter... just putting that out there; you fucked up.

>>29259519
>your son is going to be an edgelord and fuck your daughter
That would be his sister.
At least he's got good taste.

>>29259519
Well somebody's got to be the bad guy, and god knows Equestria's sorely lacking an antagonist who isn't either totally incompetent or else lacking in dedication to the cause.

I'll raise my son right (meaning wrong) and show him how to be really be rotten to the core. Edgy, I know, but I'm having fun.

>>29259541
>I'll raise my son right (meaning wrong) and show him how to be really be rotten to the core.
I'm so sorry, thread, but I just can't help but meme it just this one time. Please forgive me for this, I can't contain my autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>29259541
Didn't this kind of talk cause the thread to piss itself before? I remember someone bringing up Maxie and Gale being edgey and bad and people screaming about it.

>>29259569
Look, I'll just be honest. I don't care if people don't like it. No matter what you do or post, there will be people that don't like it, so either be paralysed with inactivity for fear of offending somebody or else try to have fun and hope that they can realise that there are more important things to worry about than what some guy they've never met likes to post about on the internet. They can always strike up a conversation about something else if they want.

Anyway, I wasn't being serious. Obviously if I had a son I'd treat them equally as if I had a daughter and not raise them in a way that'll get them sent to prison.

>>29259603
>Anyway, I wasn't being serious. Obviously if I had a son I'd treat them equally as if I had a daughter and not raise them in a way that'll get them sent to prison.
Please, do go on with this idea.

>>29259603
Oh no, wasn't judging, sometimes edge can be funny, was just trying to see if I remembered right.

>>29259630
And AGAIN, spoilers fuck me. Is this happening with anyone else?

>>29259630
Yeah, sorry, reading that back I just realised how defensive it sounded.

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>>29258801
He'll refuse help and learn how to walk him damn self
>>29259541
>Try to raise son as a villain
>They live on their own
>Tries to be a villain
>Meets a great girl
>Realizes that your idea is fucking retarded
>Change costume
>Become a superhero.

>>29259541
"Your hate will make you strong in the dark side of the force, boy. Use it! Harness your rage and you will be unstoppable!"
>"Please, I just want to play video games and jack off in my room like a normal kid my age."
"The dark side is a route to many powers, many of which can be considered... unnatural."
>"I know, you've told me that twelve times today already, dad."
"Nothing is beyond the reach of one skilled in the dark side. Become powerful enough and even one such as you could get a girlfriend."
>"Wait, really? That sounds... wait, what do you mean by 'one such as me' huh?"
"You know... a total loser with no friends."
>"I am not!"
"Good, let the hate flow through you."

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Gumdrop is a major cutie

>>29261438
>Tfw daddy gives you ten good girl points and a banana sticker for helping bring in the groceries.
Ten more GGPs and she can trade them in for an extra bedtime story or a trip to the cinema.

On a serious note, the exchange rate for good satyr points has been awful since the market crash a few months back. Many satyrs are questioning if it's even worth behaving at all.

>>29261438
Even as a major Gumdrop fag, I actually thought it was Sugar Chimes, or whatever Sweetie satyr is called right now.

>>29261579
>good girl points
A cute.

>>29261579
ANARCHY!
>Get a Mad Max like world; but with satyrs and civilization surviving just outside their borders
>Ponies and other Equestrian soecies are warned to go around or sail around; as to avoid trouble

>>29261579
>On a serious note, the exchange rate for good satyr points has been awful since the market crash a few months back. Many satyrs are questioning if it's even worth behaving at all.

>"Leave the Equestrian Union! Give satyrs back control of their borders!"
"Sweetie, what are you shouting about?"
>"I don't know, just that I'm mad! Death to the EU!"
"Okay then, have fun being upset, I suppose."
>"Find out what Article Fifty is and activate it!"

>>29261438
True, but she's not nearly as cute as insert your daughteru here

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Repost from /sad/

>>29263569
Is he watching the Equestrian version of Godzilla?

>>29263580
Yup. Except it's a giant man eating snake named Behebi that shoots lightning out of its mouth. Considered a classic in Nippone.

Would you bond with your satyr over a vidya?
https://youtu.be/03bAayBtcb0

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>>29263975

>"Did... did that lady in the stiletto heels and neon miniskirt just call me a punk ass bitch?"
>You nod.
"Sure did, sweetie. Maybe you should introduce her face to the hammer you picked up in the last mission."
>"Um, dad, I don't really think I like this game. Can we play something other than Stealy Wheely Automobiley next?"
>You shrug.
"Yeah, fine, whatever."

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>>29264393
"I didn't raise no daughter of mine to be raiders. You're dead to me, Hope!"
>"Dad, I just started the game. This is the only armor I've got right now."

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>>29263569
Butt version

>>29264791
That's a big butt. Must make gym class awkward.
>>29264466
>>29265454
What's the favorite game of each M6 satyr? I always figured Pogo liked platformer's like Megaman while Mumble was a Metroid sort of gal.

>>29265879
Mumble liked the original Doom... no one tell her one of the enemies is named Pinkie.

>>29265879
>What's the favorite game of each M6 satyr?
Retro games only? Since Equestria doesn't have that much technology.

>>29266136
I always imagined Equestria had a limitation on human technology allowed through at any given time. So the m6 satyrs would have the snes when they were born and have to go through what 90s kids went through; except the wait is less "when the game is finished" and more "when the game is allowed through".

So which Satyr would you bed /satyr/? If it was another's kid I mean

>>29266324
Honestly, either Asha or Atlas. They seem cool enough for hand holding.

>>29266342
Who? I only ask because I want to do more lewd Satyrs. I did lewd hope some time ago

>>29266362
Asha is Zecora's satyr while Atlas is Daring Do's.

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>>29266324
Ariana.

>>29266324
>So which Satyr would you bed /satyr/?
Ariana.

>>29266324
>If it was another's kid I mean
Dagger.

Uh...what is Ariana? She looks like a Demon.

>>29266324
Tough choice... Asha might have that sweet Zebra ass, but Ace might be a good dom/sub. Tonbo has that dfc and nice butt, but Prism is so fucking cute. Ash is well developed, but Candy's big titties... Hmm... has to be just one... so hard to choose.

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>>29266409
Arimaspi satyr. Not the one that died in Griffinstone, just one from arimaspi lands.

>>29266409
Some stupid giant satyr whose mother is an even bigger Arimaspi monster. Liked by those who have a giant fetish.

>>29266438
If they still exist... otherwise; welcome... to Arimaspi Park! https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk

>There are people who would seriously fuck a spider demon

>>29266464
YEAH! Monster Mususususume!

>>29266464
You wouldn't?

http://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5106452

>>29265879
Cider, Orion, and Timber probably likes adventure games like Zelda.
Icarus enjoys brawlers like Street Fighter and Double Dragon.
Ivy and Prism like games like Super Mario Bros.
Garret plays shoot 'em ups like Life Force and Gradius.

They do of course play and enjoy other retro games as well, but they don't understand why the others praise those games so much.

>>29266464
Nobody has said anything about spider demons. Where the hell ddi you get that from?

>>29266531
She looks like a giant spider cow demon. Gyuki if you will

>>29266409
>She looks like a Demon.
A semen demon.

>>29266393
>Dagger.
Uncle Anon pls

>>29266710
You need to give Dagger at least a few hour notice before trying to get frisky with her so that she can shower, brush her teeth and sort out that swampy mess she keeps in her unwashed pants.

>>29266809
>implying Uncle Anon and Dagger don't hang out with each other so much they've long since grown nose-blind to each others' body odors
>implying the swampy mess she keeps in her unwashed pants isn't a result of their previous fun times

>>29266843
>The Adventures of Dagger and Uncle Anon

I remember an anon saying they were the same age. How did that happen?

>>29266324
Candy for sure. Big boobs are my fetish.

>>29266922
I dunno. I've always imagined them as being 5-6 years apart, due to "Uncle" Anon coming to Equestria at a young age with his sister Femanon who shortly after got pregnant when Shining Armor took an interest in her.

Dagger would be in her early 20s and "Uncle" Anon mid-late 20s.

>>29266922
>>29266947
Personally, I prefer Anon being at least 13 or 14 years older than Dagger.

>>29266977
It just seems to me that if they were that far apart, they wouldn't have that much in common.

>>29267035
People can have fun uncles. It happens. May not be the most common but it does happen. Not that Anon btw. I wanna write something about them now. Can you post a pic of Dagger? I'll try for a one shit.

>>29266843
>implying Uncle Anon and Dagger don't hang out with each other so much they've long since grown nose-blind to each others' body odors
>When you've become so comfortable living with a girl that you no longer mind when she scratches her vag and picks her nose while sat next to you on the couch.

>"Hey, are you doing the laundry today?"
"Not like anybody else in this household is, so yeah, I guess I will later. Why?"
>"Because I masturbated a, like, a whole bunch last night and I think my sheets need changing."
"You? Willingly change your sheets? What, did you shit the bed or something? I've known you use the same crusty bedding for nine whole months without switching it out in the past."
>"Well if you'd tell those bar skanks you keep bringing home to keep their voices down when you're fucking then we wouldn't have this problem. How am I supposed to sleep through that?"

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>>29267051
Leftmost one.

>>29267074
>When you've become so comfortable living with a girl that you no longer mind when she scratches her vag and picks her nose while sat next to you on the couch.
This is my fetish so hard.

>>29267074
Why would he bring home bar skanks when he's got his best friend with benefits right in the next room?

>>29267122
Because she fucking vile and disgusting, and even the sleaziest bar whore has better personal hygiene standards, albeit a greater likelihood of also having a crippling meth addiction than her.

>>29267139
Most likely her and Uncle Anon would both be on roughly the same level when it comes to personal hygiene.
Chances are they shower or bathe together whenever they do, every few days to a week.

>>29267139
>one is dirty but can be cleaned by a shower
>other has filth and diseases that can't be washed away

FWB is the better option in that scenario

>>29267051
Looking forward to it.
It's been some time since we've had any stories about them I think.

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>>29267051

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>>29267051
And this.

>>29267139

>"Oh, hey... are you, like, Amom's kid or something?"
>Setting down her spoonful of cereal into the bowl, Dagger looked across the table as last night's mystery mare made her walk of shame into the kitchen.
>Judging by the bags under her eyes, she was either really astonishingly hungover or else having withdrawals from something of the chemical nature.
"No, I'm his niece, also his name's Anon."
>She eyed the mare suspiciously.
>"Oh yeah, I remember he said something about having to be quiet because he was babysitting or whatever."
>Dagger frowned.
>Babysitting? Damn it, she was seventeen years old!
>"Do you, like, mind if I have some water or something? I'm super thirsty right now. I guess your uncle rea-"
>Half way through her sentence, the mare suddenly and without warning turned a sickly shade of green before vomiting all over the kitchen floor, passing out a moment later face down in a puddle of her own stomach contents.
>Dagger groaned, taking another spoonful of cereal and chewing slowly.
"Well that's just fuckin' great."
>She watched as the mare twitched erratically, probably suffering the effect of popping one too many party pills the previous night.
"Whatever, I'm not cleaning it up."

>>29267247

>"I just thought you should know, Uncle 'non, I'm not wearing any panties."
"No, but I am."
>"What?"
"I pity girls, for they'll never know the pleasure of feeling their balls caressed by silk."
>"Oh, you think you can out weird me? Bring it on! Sometimes I like to film myself masturbating, then watch it back and masturbate even more to the video."
"Sounds pretty vanilla to be honest. Give it up, I've been an accomplished degenerate pervert since before you were born. You should ask your mother about when I was going though my incest siscon phase."

>>29267282
>>29267335
Good stuff.
Keep it coming.

>>29267122
Maybe he promised his sister he wouldn't.

>>29267387
>Implying she doesn't watch sometimes.

>>29267335
>You should ask your mother about when I was going though my incest siscon phase.

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Just remember, there are public cleanliness laws in effect.
You can and will be hosed down, sometimes accompanied by a musical number about how filth isn't cool and you should remember to wash behind your ears and rears.

>>29267051
How about sexy uncles

>>29264393
>>29264466
>You will never sit and play video games together with your little kid
>They will never ask you if you can help them solve a puzzle in a game or defeat a really tough boss
Feels bad.

>>29267777
For you. I am the fun Uncle. Got her her first Gameboy and GBA.

>>29267282
>A bleary-eyed Anon come into the kitchen a few minutes later, popping a joint as he stretched his arms.
"Morning, Dag, did you sleep w-"
>He stopped, noticing the mare lying on the floor spasming.
"The hell happened to her?"
>Dagger shrugged and swallowed her latest spoonful of cereal.
>"I dunno, she just puked all over everything and then fell over."
>Anon stared blankly for a minute.
"Huh... and you didn't think that maybe you should call an ambulance?"
>Dagger scoffed.
>"And let my Cheerios get soggy? You know I like 'em crunchy."

>>29268578
"Don't be a retard, I can't afford to go to jail for negligence."

>>29268607

>"Oh my gawd! Just take her out back and dump her in a bush or something. When she wakes up she probably won't be able to remember anything that happened last night, and even is she does she'll probably just think she hallucinated it."
"You mean if she lives."
>"Well duh, obviously."

Anon shouldn't let his niece take that tone of voice with him.

>>29266922
My headcanon for Dagger doesn't involve any uncles and usually just have her doing buddy cop stuff with a pony.

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Limestone Pie parenting.

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>>29268980
More Limestone Pie parenting.

>>29268668
I like the idea of fun cop Dagger

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>warm and fuzzy feelings
>yfw you realize you'll never be a father

>>29269170
>tfw are a father
>and no good at it whatsoever

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>>29269175
>tfw your kids love you any way

>>29268980
>>29268986
Four things.

A) That is cute as fuck. B) What is the age difference between all the pie satyrs? (Including Pinkie's). C) You should draw more, your pics are always a delight. D) Thank you

>>29264791
>>29263569
I await the day where you draw anything else but Fizzle satyrs.

>>29269876
>"I dislike the thing therefore I will be a passive aggressive asshole" the post.

>>29268980
>>29268986
Cute

>>29268986
Why does Margaret always wear that bandana with the grin painted on it?

>>29270292
I don't know, but it looks weird. I'd be freaked out if I saw a girl constantly wearing that.

>>29270292
Because she is physically incapable of actually smiling. Turns out she inherited her Aunt Maud's resting blank face; who got it from great grandpa Stonecutter, who-[Insert long and boring family tree heritage line here]

>>29270308
That doesn't explain why she wears it though.
Maud doesn't.
Is Margaret that obsessed with smiling?

>>29270340
For her papa, yiss.

>>29270396
Wouldn't it make more sense for her to keep with her a set of bandanas with different mouths on them so that she could switch between them to express her emotions?

thred is ded

>>29268668
>doing buddy cop stuff with a pony.
Lethal Weapon style?

>>29270292
Because if it was pulled off it'd be extremely painful she'd die.

>>29270412
She does, it's just that she's happy all the time.

>>29271149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBHHQmZVspM

Discord server?

>>29272723
There's no need for it. It'll either take content from the board or just be a circlejerk of people not actually talking about satyrs.

>>29272750
This, seriously.
9 times out of 10, discord chats kill generals, and just become kool kids klubs siphoning off part of the thread population into off topic shitposting.

>>29272723
Might exist

>>29272864
Do it

What if your loving wife were to freak out when she sees that she gave birth to a satyr hybrid, and wants nothing to do with it no matter what you say?
Would you see no choice but to get a divorce and raise the baby on your own?

>>29273329
Yeah. I'm of the view that abandoning your child just because you don't want it is one of the scummiest things you can do.

>>29273329
Most here would choose the child to stand by with. But a good follow up question is which creatures would be capable of doing that?

My money.

>Chrysalis
>Diaomon Tiara

Who else single parent due to disgust?

>>29273323
Don't

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>>29267335

>>29273764
I think Chrysalis would be more curious than disgusted, or both. Giving live birth to one single baby? I imagine she'd keep it for a little while to see if the hybrid can be useful in helping her obtain more power in any way, and then dump the baby on your doorstep if she believes that the kid is useless and not even half as good at transforming as a normal changeling is.

>>29274028
>implying there aren't dozens of changeling satyrs living in the hive now

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>>29274028
>One single egg
>Baby isn't great
>Label her Mistake as a faliure of an expirement.
>Ditch it
>Don't think about it for years
>Try to attack Canterlot again
>Some bipedal makes you stop
>She has black legs with holes
>You recognize her
>She recognizes you too
>She doesn't seem happy with you.

>>29274163
All depends on your headcanon.

>>29274213
I want to see this happen.

>>29273764
I'd say Diamond Tiara wouldn't abandon her freak kid since Diamond has a shitty mom she doesn't want to be like.

>>29258645
Feels good

>>29273880
yes

>>29275552

>Prince Anon slaps his son hard on the shoulder and laughs.
"Don't worry about it, lad. I remember getting a boner the first time I met her mother. Your aunty Cadance is one sexy lady... but don't tell your mother I said that."

I want to talk about satyrs ending up in horror. What kinds of monsters would they face? Other satyrs?

Who would die first? Inb4 Asha

>>29276458
Dynamo... dumb ass. It's the black GUY who dies first. Get your spooky stereotypes straight. You shame the genre. SHAME. SHAME.

>>29276508
I forgot about him. What kinds of groups would there be? Which ones would survive?

>>29276458
If we're going with a more fantastical interpretation of Equestria, I always figured evil sorceror towers exist plaguing hamlets and towns across Equestria with their undead monsters and chimera abominations. The haunted areas aren't exactly hard to notice in Equestria and people tend to avoid them as best they can. Except of they're adventures, monster hunters, or paranormal investigators.

>>29276553
>chimera abominations
But all satyrs are technically chimeric abominations.
We talking even more chimeric and abominable chimeric abominations?

Poor Kimmy and Mera, always have to be the monster when playing haunted house.

>>29276859
I think we're heading into Cronenberg/Carpenter/Barker/Leatherface level of monster.

>>29272750
>>29272809
This.
Keep it in the thread.

>>29276859
>Poor Kimmy and Mera, always have to be the monster when playing haunted house.
Unless Lenora is playing.

>>29276954
>Satyr is only allowed on 4chan
>He doesn't know

Do any of the boys have girl problems?

>>29277046
I'm just saying WE should keep our content and discussions in the threads, not that other satyr fandoms aren't allowed to exist elsewhere.

>>29277054
As in the ones that aren't in ships?
Lil Mac and Warren are shy, Oliver is mute, Sterling is short (but rich) while Mason is just short, and Maverick can be a douche.

Remember that time two satyrs got stuck in a pocket dimension thats just a frozen wilderness that they have to survive in where magic doesn't work and time is frozen in it? And the only way to get out is to get a gem from a crazy wizard who created the dimension and wants to kill them? Then once they escape, they become emotionally dependent on eachother?

Man those were weird times.

>>29277431
Was this out of a comic you read?

>>29276441
Is this new?

>>29277997
I've seen it posted before, so no.

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Today is Appreciate A Dragon Day! What do the drakes do today make their dragon parent feel warm and appreciated? Or, what do their human parents do to appreciate their draconic family?

>>29277431
It's probably a mix of several things. Misery can build character. I have plenty ideas that are somewhat similar.

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>>29278767
Ignore drakes
Post satyr

>>29279140
Meant to reply to >>29277482

>>29279156
Drakes are love. Drakes are life.

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>>29279305
DRAKES ARE pretty okay.

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>>29279470
Drakes are sexy.

>>29279945
This girl appreciates >>29279948
This drake... every fucking night. Hard

>>29279954
>Wasting a body like Glimmer's on a filthy drake
Please. Glimmer and Abacus have been going steady for ages! Just the other week they went out for a picnic after a trip to the planetarium.

>>29279966
>they went out for a picnic after a trip to the planetarium.
Out of wedlock? Jesus Christ, what the fuck, man?

>>29279470
is that new?

>>29279156
Satyrs are demi-humans. Drakes are just sub-human.

>>29279966
>Implying
>Thinking Glimmer wouldn't be fascinated by a drake body
>How it works
>How stirdy it is
>How... strangely attractive
She needs her in her office NOW.

>>29279977
No, they're both sub standard species.

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>>29279976
this one has been around for a bit already

>>29279966
its kind of cute

>>29279977
double dubs confirms. Drakes are for any bully because less class. Who would you make as your drake slave?

>>29279986
You know, for science!

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>>29279986
>Thinking Glimmer would appreciate a non-pony partner and wouldn't pollute her body by mingling with a lizard person
>Thinking that her fetish isn't having a traditional relationship while banging in the mating press position for ultimate chance of procreation.
Glimmer is too pure for that.

>>29279996
>Who would you make as your drake slave?
Ash is pretty cute, for a drake, I mean. Thistle is also good enough.

>>29280020
Why does everything always turn into shipping for? Is it literally impossible for two satyrs to just be friends in your heads?

>>29280020
>Liberal scientific scum who thinks they onow better than out lord and savior
>Pure
Pick ONE... and it better be the right one, hippie.

>>29280020
>maximizing impregnation
Top unf

>>29279976
No, I drew it a while ago.

>>29280034
She could be friends with any other satyr. It's just in that my particular headcanon that she and Abacus are a long standing couple.

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>>29280046
Didn't know Abacus was a cuck. Before you get your panties in a bunch, mostly joking. About the cuck part that is.

>>29280063
I like the whole two egghead pairing and all. I usually don't like lesbo ships. It's one of the reasons why I'm not fond of the Mudpie and Thorn pairing or Cider and Sapphire pairing either.

>>29280086
I always saw Thorn and Mudpie as an unrequited love thing. Thorn pines for her gooffy quirky friend but she just was never interested.

>>29280320
It never struck me that they'd be anymore than casual friends. Just don't see the appeal.

>tfw just wanted to be home and shit post all day
Well keep the thread interesting for me.

>>29280359
Maybe they're FWBs. Not really lesbians, just friends experimenting and helping each other out every once in a while.

drawing requests?

>>29280424
Darcy and Anon having a drink together in a bar.

>>29280412
Not even that, desu. Atleast in my book.

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>>29280424
Anon trying to get satyr to watch a different movie, so he doesn't have to sit through their favorite one for the 50th time.

>>29280424
Presto trying to pull a card trick and suprisingly succeeding!

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>>29280424
Utah and Feather saying hi to Chief Thunderhooves and Little strongheart

>>29280424
Fashion satyr doing a fashion

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>>29280424
Parent and Satyr dancing

>>29280576
Seconding. Parent being the operative word. Not incest, not electra, not shipping. Just. Parent.

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>>29280576
Always a cute.

>>29280424
Lenora tsunder-bullying Cotton

>>29280424
One of the M6 spending time with their kid.

>>29280828
Why would they spend time with those half-human dweebs?

>>29280424
Deloras being a dorky cutie

Satyr's are cute

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Folgers, anyone?

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>>29284074
>Folgers
Christ, I'm surprised if that's the first time anyone brought it up.
>Satyrs you like are practically immune to any incest people try to bring up.
Feels good

>>29284261
I was going to link that damn commeracial anon. Now you beat me to it.

>>29284074
What's a folger?

>>29284261
>Satyrs you like are practically immune to any incest people try to bring up.
Which satyrs are those?

>>29284662
YOu know he's not gonna answer if he wants to keep it that way.

>>29284673
Not if there's a good reason for it. If it's just because nobody ever talks about those satyrs, then maybe.

>>29284726
Did you even read what he, then I said?
>Feels good not to have it
>He won't say if he wants to keep it
Come on. Use those critical thinking skills.

>>29284261
Is that Lynn and Lincoln?

New /sad/ thread up, since the old one 404'd.

We ded today.

>>29285930
Is it time for satyr to visit Uncle Anon's?
>"Psssht, girl, my brother has you spoiled and then some. You don't need no 'happy meal', I'll whip you up something good."
>'Uncle Anon, I've SEEN your kitchen, it's literally just liquor, bread, and condiments.'
>"..You don't want any of Unc's famous vodka & ketchup grilled cheese sammich?"

>>29285947
What kind of food would you make if your nephew or niece came to visit?
Would you be a cool uncle and order pizza or whatever it is they want? Or prepare some food yourself?

>>29286074
Enchiladas!

>>29286074
I'm the cool uncle, man.
>Anon waves goodbye to his niece as she gets in her dads car
>"I'll be there in a sec, sweetie, gonna have a talk with Uncle 'Non here."
>You smirk and mutter 'Wuh oh'
>He turns back to you and asks "What the fuck, man?"
>'Huh?'
>"What's your problem, retard?!"
>'Um, rude?'
>"DIDN'T HER MOTHER AND I EXPLICITLY ASK YOU NOT TO SERVE HER MEAT?"
>'Chh, maaaaan, girl needs some protein, gotta put some meat on them bones. Poor thing was getting light headed just eating all those walnut paste and lettuce sandwhiches your old lady packed her."
>"Besides, the double whopper is an all american classic, bro."
>Anon shakes his head before making throttling motions at his brother

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>>29286074
Steak for dinner. Tubesteak for dessert.

>>29286133
Especially if my brother was castrated and turned into a legitimate, veggie faggot like this.

>>29286133
>>29286139
Good luck acquiring meat that isn't fish in Equestria without spending a fortune.

>>29286154
You could do your own hunting.

>>29286171
If youre not careful you could end up committing murder. Since a lot of the creatures there are sentient. Buffalo or Bison burgers would be out of the question since they can talk. Cows too. Fishing is the most "safe" thing.

>>29286133
Her dad is clearly vegetarian scum and needs to have his children taken away. For their own good.

I bet he also asked Uncle Anon to only let his daughter watch movies in which the cast is "ethnically diverse".

>>29286216
This. If you want to hunt, then you're either going to have to hunt extremely deadly beasts whose meat may not even be edible to humans, or put on a scuba gear and get a harpoon. It'd a helluva lot funnier than using a fishing rod and sitting still all day.

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Wow I wonder what is happening in satyr tod-
>>29286216
>meat is murder
Me on the left.

>>29286218
>"Can I put in the movie that my dad gave me, Uncle Anon?"
>'Kick the tires an light the fires, kid.'
>'Wait a sec-..'Fruitie Stories'?'
>"Yep, my dad says it has a positive christian message for kids my age!"
>'Pbbbt, you know what else has a positive christian message? UNDER FUCKIN SIEGE 2 WITH THE PONYTAILED ONE MAN ARMY THAT IS STEVEN SEAGAL.'

>>29286250
>Not having a comfy sit down fishing session with your niece/nephew satyr

Bring a cooler, drink some brews while he or she has a fruity drink and just talk.

>>29286255
Have you completely forgotten that this whole thing takes place in Equestria? You know, the place where almost every living being can think and talk? You can bet your ass that you're getting a one-way ticket to the moon if anyone finds out you're killing deers, cows or buffaloes just because you want meat.

>>29286282
>Deer

I fucking forgot those things could talk In the comic anyway.

Imagine?
>Be in Equestria
>Find a sleeping deer
>Decide to try and live out that /k/ deer pasta
>As you bend down she looks at you annoyed "Who the buck are you?"
>Shitting bullets

>>29286216
I doubt ponies would care, but you might get DGA on your ass if you accidentally kill one of his waifus.

>>29286312
>DGA
I almost want to tell you to fuck off.
Am I the only one who thinks this whole one-single-human-is-the-sole-father-of-EVERY-single-animal-satyr-that-exists has gotten really fucking stupid?

>>29286340
Nope. Different strokes for different folks though, I guess.

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>>29286340
DGA was not the father of every satyr, he was just the dad of like 3 satyrs from dangerous mothers. And Lenora was his wife according to /d/, which is fine too. I like to consider pretty much any canon and usually am ok with them all. Its all fun and games to me.

One question I had about Lenora being the mom, is she older than the kids? Or around the same age? Was anon robbing the cradle?

>>29286300
Didn't they prefer to be called something else?

>>29286476
idk, I stopped reading the comic after the Reflections Arc.

>>29286340
Not alone

>>29286379
I'd say Lenora is maybe a few years older than Kimmy and Mera, but not much.

>>29284658
Coffee

>>29284074
>>29284261
>>29284658
>>29286504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

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>>29286255
>Hunting a Buffalo or Cow

>>29286613
How about hunting sharks?

>>29286499
So anon essentially married a girl who could be his daughter age wise? Do you think his kids respect Lenora as a mother? And is Cottonball seen as a mother figure too? Or just Lenoras girlffiend? Or do you not see CB exist in this canon?

>>29286857
Personally, I always headcanoned Lenora as his daughter, as that's generally how she's been portrayed in the few stories we've had about that particular setting.

>>29286613
Think of it this way; we won't have to hear Petunia or Featherheart fags bitch anymore.

>>29286861
>Changing the parents so you can have more incest
This threads is fucking cancer sometimes. Just an FYI.

>>29286969
Who said anything about incest?

>>29286969
Well, we went from:
>Parental feels and fun and adventures and everything that aren't sexual fetishes
>You marry your waifu and have a child together
>Just a tiny bit of incest sex sometimes so long as it wasn't pushed beyond the edge
>Not enough to take over the thread and every discussion prompt, but enough
To...
>Shipping
>Shipping
>Two satyrs hanging out? Must be shipping
>Two siblings hanging out? Must be incest shipping
>Someone talking about a satyr I like hanging out with a satyr I don't like? I must try to start shit
So, yeah...

>>29287037
But then /sad/ was created and it fixed everything forever!

>>29286250
Actually, that's a good idea for a profit.
>In addition to monster hunting for security, Fizzle's wife has found a market of meat lovers willing to pay premium for similar tasting meat.
>Ham, bacon, and pulled pork made from battleswine; beef and huge ribs from a bicorn; eggs and drumsticks from a devil bird.
>She runs and underground market for for people who are generally tired of settling for seafood as protein and want something fattier.

>>29286857
They don't, really. Mera is more clever than Lenora, Kimmy's rebelious when pushed, and Ariana doesn't respond well to her gruff demeanor.

Cottonball can be switched out a lot of ways depending on the type of story, but for this particular scenario, she's probably more of a live in housekeeper/friend as far as the girls are concerned. And the plaything of Lenora and Anon every night.

>>29286969
What incest? I never said anything about incest.
In my headcanon, DGA tries his best to raise his daughters as a proper father should. If he has any lewd fantasies about them, he keeps them to himself.

>>29287131
I rather like the idea of Cottonball being Lenora's girlfriend and DGA being completely oblivious to this, despite them not putting any particular effort into hiding it.

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>>29287246

"Hey, you girls want to eat out tonight? I don't really feel like cooking."
>Lenora smirked at her father's words, nudging Cottonball with her elbow.
>"Oh, I know a certain bun that wants to eat out EVERY night."
>Cotton blushed as Anon chuckled.
"Yeah, the restaurants in town are really top-notch these days."

>>29287131
>she's probably more of a live in housekeeper or friend
C.cute! Also I can imagine Lenora being a massive tease bullying the help.

>"You there, bunny girl, come stroke my massive throbbing tip. Don't worry, it won't hurt you...if I enjoy it."
>"B.b.but mistress! I am a humble hopy bunny maid."

>>29287297
L.lewd!

>>29287246
>>29287297
Anon is CLEARLY just ignoring it because Lenora's in that stage where she wants him to say something so she can make a scene of standing up for herself and her girlfriend.

>>29287378
No, I'm ignoring it because I ignore almost everything that has to do with Lenora.

>>29287297
>Anon sighed and tossed the book he'd been skimming through down onto the table in front of him.
>Lenora looked at him with bemusement.
>"Something wrong?"
>Anon shrugged.
"Oh, it's nothing really, I was just reading the gift Kimmy got me last year. Over five-hundred pages of tongue twisters and I can't say a single one without stumbling over my words or stuttering."
>Lenora grinned, glancing at her girlfriend.
>"You should let Cotton have a go, she's great with her tongue."
>Anon frowned at his daughter.
"Lenora, don't tease. You know as well as I do that she can't read."
>Cottonball whined slightly.
>"It's not my fault... it's just that back home girls aren't really expected to know how. M-Maybe you could teach me? I'd like to learn."
"Yeah, sure, maybe some other time."

>>29287487
Nope.

So Zephyr's kid eats hunts and eats meat purely to offend his pony parent, how would uncle anon help?

>>29287628
By putting a bullet in his head.

>>29287628
Mock his edgelording by playing this every time he does something edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>>29287628
By making another headcanon that doesn't involve him being a prick.

>>29287628
english pls

>>29287089
Except when it's down... then they flock back.

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>Glimmer wants to build a wizard tower to conduct her magical research
>Twilight thinks it's a great idea, but Anon has his reservee
>However, some monsters are drawn towards her dungeon and make camp in her place of research
>Glimmer wants her friends to slay the monsters and will give each party extra bits if they bring back valuable parts on her shopping list for her alchemy studies.
>Rez spells are on the house from OP Magic Princess the III, but be prepared for some funny effects afterwards.
>Satyrs can go up to a party of four.
>Which satyrs are willing to go?

>>29286273
>>29286133
These are cute. What other zany adventures would anon have with his niece or nephew?

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>>29287375
She'll have her revenge, just so you know.

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>>29286218
>"ethnically diverse"

>>29288707
I don't think their parents would let their children venture into a dungeon that's highly likely to get them killed, no matter what she's paying. Equestria is really PG given that the only death we've actually seen were Tirek's and Sombra's. Maybe it could happen in the wartorn timeline, but even that was pretty weak on comparison.

>>29290919
>given that the only death we've actually seen were Tirek's and Sombra's.
Tirek died? Wasn't he just imprisoned in Tartarus? Haven't watched that episode in a while.

>>29291026
I'unno. Probably. I didn't really care for any of the villains. Except Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon since they're hot.

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>>29288707
None. Luna or Celestia would send their guards to deal with the monsters when they find out about it, and then give Glimmer a good scolding for not telling anyone but her friends about the monsters. Infact, I think many of the parents would go themselves instead of watching their little kids get in danger.

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>>29291495
But that's sensible and boring.

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>>29291550
So how would you react, then, if you just found out that one of your young child's friends convinced them to risk their lives fighting deadly monsters in a dark dungeon? I would get pissed off and worried as hell, and travel to that place right away to find them and bring them back home.

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>>29291609
If they could be brought back to life it's fine. Heck I'd probably join them. Get myself killed in the process being gung-ho, but fuck it, it'll be a fun learning experience.

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>>29287628
I want Drizzle to eat my meat.

>>29292143
She looks sick

>>29292165
She's just a bit sleep-deprived and probably lives on unhealthy foods.

>>29288714
Teaching them useful habits for everyday life, like how to hotwire a car, that if you load your emptys with rocks or dirt and crush them they'll be worth more at the recycling center, and how to flex your rights if the cops try messing with you.

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>>29292217
>how to flex your rights if the cops try messing with you.
The Equestrian Police force doesn't take shit like this anymore since its administration was handed over to Princess Dawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCO79R-4mM

"What about this one, what's she in for?"
>"Oh, she's being held under suspicion of smuggling poison joke, princess."
"I see, and how long has she been here?"
>"It'll be forty-eight hours soon, princess."
"Oh?"
>"If she hasn't confessed by then we'll have to release her. We can't hold her forever without charge."
"Is she being uncooperative?"
>"To put it mildly, yes. She refuses to answer any of our question and even spat on one of my officers faces."
"I see. In that case, by royal decree I grant an extension of seventy-two hour in which to extract a confession."
>"I appreciate that, princess, but if she hasn't cracked by now then I doubt a few more-"
"Allow me to finish. During which time you are to cease providing food or water for the suspect."
>"Princess... that's not within our rights."
"That's for me to decide, is it not?"
>"Y-Yes, your highness."
"In addition, should you feel the need to apply more, shall we say, creative questioning methods, then I'll allow it."
>"Creative?"
"It's entirely of to you of course, but I've heard that people become rather forthcoming with information once they've had a couple of ribs broken and teeth pulled out."
>"Princess, that's against all laws of decency, not to mention being a violation of their rights! They could die!"
"You're right, however should that occur then you will have succeeded in freeing up space in the holding cells and saving the police force time and money that would have been wasted on scum like this. Do we understand one another?"
>"I... Yes, your highness."

Some of the officers miss when commissioner Tootsie Hoof was in charge.

>>29292669
Despot Dawn is the worst meme.

>>29292681
She's just mad that her parents know that she's a power hungry demagogue and have time and again denied her any real authority because of it. I only really wanted to post that video. The story just sprung up as an afterthought to make the post satyr related.

>>29291651
Reminds me of a story I read once where Anon and Nightmare Moon opens up an adventure cave or something on the moon that becomes very popular. If you die in the cave, then you get sent back to the entrance.

>>29292806
That sounds fun. Do you still have the link?

>>29292971
No, sorry. It was a long time ago. I'm not even sure if anyone even saved it, or if it was just a lot of one-shots made by different writers.

>>29294036
Is this new?

>>29294503
Nope. Aged well though

>>29294503
Ohohoo, I wish, for that would mean that Daily has returned. Alas, it is an old pic.

>>29294519
It's a shame there is so little art of satyrs using magic.

>>29292681
like you

>>29294530
We should get some more.

>>29297694
2 bucks says that Gale did the shit job, then switched them when Drizzle went to get Zephyr... way to go, Gale. Rood dood.

>>29297694
Drizzle is a cutie.

>>29297878
not really

>>29297694
Love your artstyle. The only thing that bugs me in this pic is that it looks so weird that the satyrs' wings are under their armpits.

>>29298160
This. The atmpit wings look really weird. They really should be coming out of their back.

>>29298150
Yes really.

>>29298473
Nope

>>29299023
Would Celestia be able to remain calm if Dawn gets hurt during her sparring fights? Or is the guard nervous because he knows how Celestia reacts if anyone hurts her child, even if it is just training and not real?
>Dawn can never get a break because Celestia always overreacts to every single little injury

Why are the satyr threads so dead this week?
Is everyone on vacation or something?

>>29299327
I thought Radiance was the one she needlessly fawned over and was insanely protective of.

Boy gotta cut those apron strings.

>>29299498
Im ranged banned on my phone most of the time because new moot wants shekels. So i can only post at home before work or on my days off.

>>29299526
I wonder if anyone else got range-banned too.
That might explain it.

>>29299515
Radiance wants nothing to do with fights; He's the more diplomatic type. So Celestia doesn't have to worry about him getting hurt as much.

>>29299537
A lot of people seems to have gotten it, including me.
It really sucks that I can't post on my phone when I'm at work anymore...

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>>29297878
>>29298150
>>29298473
>>29298597
Using this opportunity to draw Drizzle hopeful then depressed.

>>29299618
>Take a bath
Keked very mightily. But she is a cutie, a diamond in the rough. Or like Tomoko from Watamote

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>>29299618

>>29299618
I'd like to see Drizzle taking a bath.

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>>29299999
Haha, thanks for reminding me I'll never be a father because I am genetic waste material.

>>29299552
>tfw you can't shitpost new animu season with /a/
>tfw you shitposted so hard you got rangebanned from /trash/
Such is life.

>>29299999
>That get
Family feels is canon. Taking cozy story one shot requests. Will do as many as I can on my lunch break on the toilet.

>>29300819
Sirius leaves his room/does a thing

>>29300819
Yuzu (or whoever) insists that she be allowed to sleep with her dad because of the thunderstorm scaring her, then proceeds to hog the entire bed and steal the blanket.

>>29300819
Twilight Sparkle reads a bedtime story to a young Glimmer or Rory.

Bamp

>/sad/ went off to page 10 and into the void again
Not being able to post from my phone really fucking sucks...
...Okay, so I just checked DesuArchive to see what the last posts before it died were, and I want to know: Why did someone dump a TON of pictures? Not that I mind, just really curious. I mean, Posting a couple of pics in a row is cool. But doing it for two hours straight?

>>29300819
How about something based on that pic where a parent and their satyr kid are enjoying a stroll through the park while talking about life and other things?

>>29303983
Maybe to try to inspire discussion?

>>29304817
I'm not sure that posting pictures one after the other every minute for several hours is the best way to spark conversation.

>>29304899
Several hours might be a bit excessive, but posting a few good ones every now and then is nice.

>>29303983
I know it sucks. I was at work again and could have bumped it like 30 times. And idk about the pics, I assume he was just trying to kill off the thread or was just bored. but that last thread I think there was like less than 10 posters so /sad/ is maybe dying? Or maybe the phone posters like us are rang banned too and cant talk like how we used to

>>29304624
>stormwalker
there needs to be more though

>>29305071
Probably the range ban. It was pretty lively the weeks before. Hopefully the range bans will go away again soon.

>>29305071
>>29305205
Could this be the reason why DJ isn't with us as regularly as he used to be? He often used to take requests while at work, didn't he?