EXPRESS GAMES CONTINUED
Bam. Double post.
hi
>>7263232
>>7263136
>>7263053
Waaaait a second, somehow I made it in and didn't realise it, which just shows how focused I am in my own project to even care at this point. Look forward to my death for cheap laughs.
>>7263210
Cause you're too autistic to take a joke? Cause you don't realize that I just say the worst shit for the sake of saying the worst shit?
Not my problem, fa.m.
>>7263214
I could not care less about your prophecies of doom. If it happens, it happens. I am fully prepared.
>>7263232
The stars are celestial bodies with a near-infinite reserve of energy. I wonder how it would benefit humanity if I could somehow harnass it.
>>7263232
It's absolutely delicious. I hope I can enjoy more of your meals later on.
>>7263229(code cracker)
We didn't do anything. This is only speculation. Only a fool with take anything coming from either of our mouths as truth.
>>7263276
Joris Cullen?
>>7263232
Now this is more like it. I want even more like it.
>>7263253
>heyy
>>7263272
Saying "if" is an understatement. It will happen, it's just a matter of time before it does happen.
>>7263184(Riko)
You can bet I won't miss next time.
>>7263193(Gamu)
Be careful out there, OK?
>>7263200(Crazy mage chick)
!
>Surprised at her sudden revival, Ludger takes a stance with hammer, ready to swing down at a moment's notice
...Why are you attacking me? Is this an assassination plot from a rival company?
>>7263229(Schoolkid)
Oh, these?
>Ludger twirls around his guns as if they were toys and puts them away
Thanks, Spirius makes some high quality weapons.
>>7263293
Er... Thanks. I'll find some use for it, don't worry.
>>7263289
Sorry to burst your bubble, but my name isn't Joris Cullen. I'm sure if you wait long enough Joris will come by here.
>>7263293
Investigating. Why not go back to the place we've all started at to look for who's behind this?
>>7263229
>Haru gasps, puts his hand over his mouth, then pulls it back off.
Thanks, Kotarou! I haven't had anybody here call me cool! Usually they just look at me funny, or even when they're my friends, they've never mentioned me being cool!
>>7263139
Does it appear that way? I find that it becomes clearer and clearer that I am ignorant to many things.
>>7263194
I will. Even when I feel it's disgusting appendages scaling my body, gazing at me with it's beady eyes, the possibility of it passing the barriers of my clot- Could you state that I can do this again?
>>7263229
I suppose I can. What do you wish to know?
>>7263232
...I know it's dumb. Just don't tell anyone alright?
>>7263293
I just want to get out of this place. Can't you do me this one favor?
>>7263300
Then why warn me about the inevitable? I am well aware of whatever source of power controls the actions on this landmass.
>>7263293
>She steps aside and catches the hatchet between her fingers
I WANAN ERP WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE GIVING GONAN GIVE IT TO ME,
>COCKS BULLET IN GUN
The only autistic person here is you for thinking saying somebody deserved child rape is a joke.
>>7263293
You're going to lose more points for this. You're getting close to the zero percent line.
>>7263232
Perhaps I shall find that human from earlier. We were quite a pair. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7263293
Do you feel it, dearie? I certainly do.
>>7263324
Damn, aight. What's your name blondie? Do they give you names at the factory they stamp you out of?
>>7263193
>>7263276
Even I can't deny it...
>>7263236
>Neither can I, I was just posting the original version with tears.
>>7263229 (Kotarou)
Oh, don't feel too back, I mock everyone when I'm stressed. Just take it easy.
>>7263302
And you can bet I don't let you hit.
...Didn't we meet before or something?
>>7263293
>>7263337
I'm petty and violent, but I'm not THIS petty and violent, okay?
>>7263293
>"toooot toot!"
Hm? Someone just destroyed our camp?
>"toot"
It won't be hard to track a vehicle that big and noisy, I'll spawn a few pixies around for stealth recone, go back to patrol from the sky,
>"toooot!"
You know, I kinda wish I said this earlier, but have you guys ever heard of this little thing called deodorant? Some of you reaaaally need to try some...
>>7263302
>She gets back on her own two feet, staring at the man.
....Think of it as a test for me.
("I see now, that I must be more aware of my surroundings, when battling these humans...")
>>7263328
How'd she get her hands on those?
>>7263338
Because there's always after this little test we go through. You've burned down what I've created, so it's only natural that I'll get my revenge. Look forward to it, my lovely student.
JUNKO
RAPED
DMG
>>7263276
You're no fun. Who are you anyway?
>>7263293
Haha nope! I have explored many unfinished areas and nothing good has come of it!
>>7263302
Spirus? He sounds like some old dude with a crazy beard.
>>7263329
No problem man! I'm here to make people happy.
>>7263330
Uh....whats the story of the floating mouth things?
>He's obviously put off by them
>>7263353
If I take it easy then one side of the comedy routine falls short. It's a give and take Rika.
>>7263345
WHOA! WE GOT THE COMEDY POLICE IN THE HOUSE!
>somebody deserved child rape as a joke
Ftfy
You don't like it, watch Seinfeld or something.
>>7263373
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7263096
AH
>the blinding light startles her
H-hey! That was cheap!
>why is every single app absolute garbage aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7263366
Ok science lady, we're counting on you to set up this bomb. Did it just say activ-
>>7263380
Seinfeld is overrated garbage
>>7263363
I don't think they have. I've just taken to casting spells to cancel the smell out on them, myself.
>>7263377
Oh, please. Don't tell me you're one of those people that calls themself the protagonist, too?
>>7263366
IDIOTIC SCIENT-
>>7263349
Post the IP of the following people so I can shit on their porches.
Hoshi
Junko
King Knight
Aussa
Adachi
Grimes
Kuga
>>7263366
Yeah right, "accidentally." Botis, provide a lethal dosage of Maziodyne to the group ahead. Spare no one.
>And the demon killed them all with LIGHTNING.
>>7263351
I think it might be stamped on my neck, but I'm not completely sure. Why not check for me? Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>7263353
Even the girl that hates everything can't deny it. Color me shocked!
>>7263366
An untimely end, but it was all my fault. I should have saw this coming in a place made for competition.
>>7263366
Greetings, whoever is watching me perform in this show.
>>7263370
This again. I am not your servant nor your ''student''. I do not care what motivated you to seek revenge. Save your words for someone who is interested.
>>7263366
She wanted to save the world, but in the end the world rejected her
Thanks for the (You)'s, cuck.
>>7263373
>tfw it's DM Girl
>Not DM Woman
>Child rapist Junko strikes again.
>>7263377
Who am I...that's a good question. I don't think I can say who I am in full. My apologies, but you'll have to fill this gap by telling me who you are instead.
>>7263353
But killing someone isn't petty. Even less so if they're asking you to do it...
>>7263366
Oh jeez...I hope they're not expecting me to actually use this.
>>7263408
Gotta take the trash out eventually.
>>7263330
Well... Yeah. But you have a certain way with words. I thought you were just a little older than me, honestly.
>>7263353
...Hold on, Alvin told me about you. Rika, right? Short kid, twin braids, and kinda bratty?
>>7263363
>Ludger sniffs himself to find any suspicious odor
...Can't be me, my deodorant's still going strong.
>>7263364
Just who are you anyway?
>>7263366
I'll take the first shift.
>>7263377
No, no. Spirius is a company that's in the business of creating and selling various arms.
>>7263408
You sleep now, you might get killed. I'm sorry, but I'm trying to help you out here.
>>7263403
>>7263366
Oh and I guess I blew myself up in the process...well, whatever.
>>7263411
If it means that much to you have another one.
Aren't I a dear?
>>7263404
No thanks, I don't usually touch people I know. Where the heck do you really come from?
>>7263385
>He then picks the girl up
Mage captured!
>>7263397
I mean....I am pretty heroic but no I'm just a normal guy who does normal things. My greatest potential is the main characters best friend if I'm being honest.
>>7263420
Ah.....uh...well, I'm Kotarou it's nice to meet you?
>>7263441
Well their logo should be an old bearded man.
>>7263443
THIS GAME WAS IMPORTANT TO ME BE MORE CAREFUL!
>>7263405
Not being interested in your own demise is peculiar. I like you. You've got guts. I think I'll only give you a few weeks of detention.
>>7263408
I don't condone this kind of action, but for the time and place I think it's just.
>>7263432
Filler text. Something interesting maybe.
Shortstack Midna is my weakness. Please post.
>>7263457
Rape jokes are different than child rape jokes, cuck.
>>7263377
Me too! I love making new friends, and that always makes people happy! I just wish everybody was open to it here. Some people get really mad when you say that you want to be their friend...
>>7263397
You should seriously teach me that little trick. It's pretty nauseating in here.
>>7263441
You sure about that? Maybe your nose is just so used to it, that it can't detect it...Eugh not like it matters. It's like a crowded nerd convention but worse.
>>7263458
Contain me and I will destroy you, your sanctuary and everyone else affiltiated with you that are involved in my capture attempt. I will not allow any creatyre to control me ever again!
>>7263454
I'd sooner pick a nice looking girl holding a gun myself. It'd grab a lot of people's attention.
>>7263468
Thanks, these gels should do just fine.
>>7263470
>Link
>>7263449
I come from a family with a mother, father, and twelve sister. Where do you come from, and why are you interested in someone you thought was your friend Joris?
>>7263454
It's nice to meet you, Kotarou. While you're a nice man with good looks, I'm afraid I couldn't do what was needed to save us. Please forgive me for getting carried away.
>>7263454
I don't really care if these games are important to you or not. My test on long range spell-casting provided satisfactory results with the others, yourself and I as guinea pigs. Deal with it.
>>7263441
Who am I, is none of your business.
>She turns her back to the man, and slowly walks away from him, occasionally stumbling a bit.
>>7263482
is this the gayest ava of all time lmao
>>7263366
Pleasedearieputthatdownthankyou.
>>7263468
I needed that, dearie!
>>7263468
The two prisoners die with smiles on their faces.
Others die in horrific agony.
>>7263441
More like "extremely bratty", to be honest.
>>7263454
Good, good. Because I've had it up to here with those sorts of people. Damn.
Still don't get why you consider it a comedy, though.
>>7263484
You got any skill in magic?
>>7263363
I find it hard to believe that they are doing it on purpose. Maybe saying it louder will make it aware.
>>7263377
>She doesn't notice his discomfort as she signals the two to come near her.
There are my tools, Belpha and Venus. There is nothing else to them except they are owned by myself.
>>7263441
Oh? You think just because someone is young, that means that should be babbling fools?
>>7263475
OH NO NOT THE PEDOPHILE JOKES
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
>>7263399
Desuarchive is your friend.
I left out all the names on purpose, except for one....
>>7263486
+1
Twili form is superior anyways.
>>7263468
My students should be smart enough to escape me and my intents. If not then you deserve everything you get coming to you.
>>7263485
Is this meant to intimidate me? Are you aware of how much trouble you could be getting into by saying you'll destroy me and U.A.? I hope this is some kind of ruse, because if what you're saying is true, then I can't guarantee you'll get out of this alive.
>>7263475
>Rape jokes are different than child rape jokes, cuck.
>Rape different than child rape jokes
>Rape different than jokes
>different
>jokes
>It's a joke
>>7263454
>the girl thrashes around in the mage hunter's grip
H-hey! I demand you put me down this instant!
>her struggling begins to die down a bit as she tires herself out
P-please...
I'm so good at baiting Hoshi and his cucks into giving me (You)'s.
God damn, I'm so freaking good at it.
>>7263511
This vacation is exactly what I needed. I don't see any reason to go back to my students. They can handle this all on their own.
>>7263533
It is ment as a warning. Trying to rob me of my freedom does not come without retribution. For your own sake and that of your peers, you will leave me be. I do not seek your death unless you force my hand. These terms are more than fair.
>>7263511
You fight well for someone of your kind, creature. Or our opponents were lacking in power. Maybe both.
>>7263397
>Accurate translation.
To be fair
Junko pedophilia jokes aren't funny
it's incredibly insensitive to the children she fucked
>>7263547
I smell food. Let's glance at this peace first.
>>7263515
What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I am skilled in magic...actually I'm skilled in a lot of things to tell you the truth, I mean, have you seen me perform?
>>7263519
No I think it's the fact that they are savage enough to not care. You would think everyone would know basic hygiene.
>>7263561
You seek something from me, seeing as how you have sent my camp up in a blaze of unforgiving glory. Are you made about a grade you've received? It's not my fault you aren't scoring high enough.
>>7263484
Well, I mean... It makes sense, right? We're constantly fighting and, to my knowledge, there's no bathroom or any sort of facility we can use to keep up our hygiene and some people actually LIVE here.
>>7263503
>Ludger watches the woman walk away, then turns away, while putting away his hammer, questions racing through his mind.
>>7263511
I won't be beaten by a couple of monsters.
>>7263515
I-I mean, Alvin said that, not me. My name's Ludger Kresnik. It's nice to meet you, Rika.
>>7263519
Well, that's... How it normally is, yeah. Can you blame me?
>>7263531
>Good to know your taste isn't completely weird then.
>>7263522
Ooooh, dots...
Dramatic!
Was it me? Your one true love?
>>7263551
>being proud of b8ing me
And thought standards couldn't go any lower.
>>7263482
Well I'm not gonna lie Haru when a stranger runs up and says "I want to be your friend" I usually run away. But I was in a strange situation so it worked out.
>>7263486
Sex appeal, that's also a good hook. Hmmm, maybe a nice looking girl with an awesome ass beard. Best of both worlds.
>>7263496
Well I mean it was that lady who fucked up the bomb. So no problem?
>>7263500
I wanted a wincard though...
>>7263515
Well I say if you don't make someone laugh during a conversation then the exchange was a failure.
>>7263519
Oh....ok....but like.....how did you GET them?
>>7263537
>He can't help but grin as she struggles to free herself
I AM a mage hunter and you ARE a mage. What can you offer me for your escape?
>>7263582
Depriving you of rest so that I may or may not gain an advantage. Simple tactics employed by many generals throughout history. For someone who claims to be a teacher, this was very sloppy of you.
>>7263575
Ugh... There's nothing here I can take, I should move on.
>>7263575
Be sure to clean up after yourselves.
>>7263571
I can make them and laugh at them because I'm a victim.
>>7263551
>not responding to bait to bait out more bait
you just got baited
>>7263584
Mon amie, look at me. I constantly put these peons in their place and I still have the time to look fabulous. You people just aren't considerate enough.
>bait hoshi and his cucks into posting more pedophile jokes so i can watch him try to bait junko and her cucks into shitposting it
Who has two thumbs and is a certified genius? This guy right here.
>>7263293
I leave to McDicks
Come back
See this shit
mfw
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7263399
They're public IPs, but the fun part about public IPs is that you can always trace them down to private IPs.
If you have the time to do it then you should do it. I might do a few when I have the time.
>hoshi will never gain your trust and use personal stuff he learned against you for epic shitposting after he stops liking you over a make believe relationship with a fictional character
>>7263596
Foolish, isn't it? Setting up and detonating bombs is the oldest trick in the book, and I let it happen. I've had to deal with a good amount of bombs in my past, you see. They're the easiest way to kill someone without leaving a any DNA from the culprit. I'm sure you know all that stuff, so I won't bore you with the details.
>>7263637
He already did that to you, Junko
>>7263619
Everybody spends the day cleaning up after themselves.
>>7263596
...You've got weird tastes, huh, buddy?
>>7263619
I don't need anything right now.
>>7263627
If you say so... I can only speak for myself, but I think I'm just fine.
>>7263630
Guess who has two thumbs and wants to kill himself? This guuuuuy.
>>7263596
I don't mean that I *literally* ask them like that, there's usually some lines before it!
What strange situation are you talking about, anyway? Is that how you become friends with...Yoshino? Did I get his name right?
>>7263565
Kaito. No.
>>7263578
Considering I don't even know what you perform? Nah. Besides, just because you can conjure a flame doesn't mean you're necessarily skilled at other stuff.
>>7263584
Yeah, yeah. I get it often enough to not worry about it.
...Sorry for showboating, I guess.
>>7263596
And I say I don't laugh much at all, myself, so this sounds pretty tricky.
>>7263428
...I'm just not that kind of needlessly violent, okay? Only way you're getting something like that from me is if I hate your guts.
>>7263578
You have to give them the benefit of doubt. You do not expect animals to take care of themselves.
>>7263584
Yes I can. I expected better from you.
>>7263596
How I got them? Simple. Mother gave them to me. Any other questions?
>>7263596
>Foomy points above her.
>A big sign saying "Doesn't give a fuck" shining in bright neon colors is pointing at her.
You'll get more chances to try and obtain your wincard after a high number of failed attempts.
>>7263637
Stop playing victim, Junko.
If you're going to shitpost, be less obvious.
>>7263611
Forgive me for not teaching my students how to burn stuff to the ground. If you ask me that's more of a villain thing to do than a hero thing. I make it so they can stop fires from spreading and whatnot.
>>7263658
Wait, what's this?
>>7263619
How...abhorrent...ahuhuhu~...
>>7263683
Hmmm. You are a curious one. Perhaps it might be worth to enroll myself into human education facilities to improve my understanding of your kind. There are many things I could gain from your kind. And them from me.
>>7263658
Damn, I'll need another strategy here...
>>7263669
Oh, don't worry about it. You have every right to showboat after dodging my shots.
>>7263670
O-Oh... Sorry.
>Ludger puts a hand behind his head and begins scratching while looking away from Ramlethal
>>7263637
It would've been over if you weren't so subborn and agree to get along with him.
>>7263690
Express Games is ahead of it's time.
Nah, it's a coincidence. Good luck.
>>7263659
Fine? Aha~ fine is a word used by complacent losers. If you want to be "fine" than go ahead. You'll fit right in with the rest of these pushovers.
>>7263669
Oh, so you just haven't been paying attention. Do I need to teleport behind you and have another feel at your hair? I think it's damaged, I should inspect it.
>>7263670
One year old and you already have more decency than these ilk. I'm impressed Rammy.
>>7263703
If you want to learn more about "my kind" then turn on a TV and watch the news. You see heroes on there all the time. There's no need in enrolling into something you're not serious about.
>>7263718
I-I don't even have a wife. At least, not yet...
>>7263718
kek
>>7263669
Come on, it was funny.
>>7263761
What an ugly thing.
>>7263762
I'll edit that event to fit the current shenanigans.
Final four.
>>7263649
Hold on, you've killed people with bombs before?
>>7263659
What do y- hey! I'm talking about a strictly merchandising sense here! I prefer clean shaven women. I like redheads too, but that's unrelated!
>>7263667
Yoshino! Oh man that guys a riot! He always talks about being a lone wolf and how he won't get involved with anyone because he's afraid he might "hurt them with his power". It's really sad how he lives his life but I'm there to make sure he isn't completely lost.
>>7263669
Well then Rika, I guess it's my mission now to make you laugh.
>>7263670
Your mom gave you those abominations? She doesn't seem like the best caregiver.
>>7263673
>He's absolutely stunned
W-when did you set that up?
>>7263740
I just might do exactly that. Perhaps it is possible for me to attend lessons in the subject I wish to be informed about at a highly recommended university. The possibilities are limitless.
Tell me. If I were to try and understand the creation of life and how to replicate it, where should I start looking first?
>>7263712
Yeeah, but...wasn't I sorta doing that while dodging?
>>7263738
Yeah, and? I can do that, and so can my mother. It's not a one-in-a-million thing or anything.
>>7263771
Not to me.
>>7263795
I hope you like some dark comedy.
>>7263712
>As Ludger turns around, Ram begins to emit a stilted noise.
Ha. Ha ha. It was only an attempt at humor.
>>7263738
To be fair, I doubt I would be critical of such things without my sister's insistence. She is the one that truly cares for it.
>>7263795
She is not but that is not the reason why. These two are just a few of the best things she has given me.
>>7263795
Aha, no, not at all! If I've killed someone then I wouldn't be here right now! What I'm saying is I've been around people who've killed for fame and fortune, but sadly they couldn't outsmart me. I made sure they wouldn't be seeing the light of day again!
>>7263738
...You know, I knew a guy who acted just like you. High and mighty attitude and no one wanted anything to do with him. In the end, he died with no one to mourn him.
>>7263795
Right... Hm... What's popular among highschoolers these days?
>>7263816
Well, yeah. It seemed like you were feeling bad about it though.
>>7263819
O-Oh. I didn't think you were one to make jokes too. You sure are full of surprises tonight.
>Ludger turns back and gives a wry smile
>>7263784
"accidentally"
how do you accidentally do that?
>>7263761
Trying to be me? Could you light this cigarette please?
>>7263795
I always bring it with me, but I hardly get a chance to use it.
>>7263808
If you're asking me what I think you're asking me, then you might want to locate your nearest health teacher. They will inform you on life and how to procreate. However, I will tell you right now that I don't think you should worry about reproducing at your age. Play it safe and make sure there's protection involved.
>>7263795
He sounds really weird...but hey, I've got to head out for now! It was really cool meeting you, Kotarou! Maybe we'll get the chance to talk again later!
Be seeing you!
Are you behind the /tlhg/ raids?
>>7263816
Come on, there's no need to bluff. I know you're jealous, but come on...you're better than this.
>>7263819
Does she now? You know the more you mention her, the more you spark my interest in meeting her. I think we would get along just fine.
>>7263847
Ahaha~ I only need one person in my life and she is by my side no matter what. I'm fine by myself and always have been, it's what makes me so much better than the most of you. I actually can be self reliant.
>>7263863
It's probably someone, but not the majority of us. I don't bother with that shit and think Loud House is a cool show in fact.
>>7263851
It is surprisingly easy to hit an entire empire if I just blindly flail a blade around.
>>7263860
I am incapable of human reproduction since I lack the understanding and the capabilities. You are close to what I am after. You humans are making progess on cloning and creating tissue and life from outside a womb. An act I wish to understand, master and improve for my own purposes.
>>7263816
I appreciate all forms of comedy madame. What kind of amateur do you take me for?
>>7263819
Hm, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>7263830
....so you have killed people.
>>7263847
Well, personally the childhood friend fantasy is still a number one winner for a bunch of us. It rarely comes true though. For me it's a girl who can provide me with an adventure. No point in having a white picket fence life. It's boring!
>>7263856
But....where do you hide it?
>>7263862
He's the best but see you around Haru!
I smell..
SHITPOSTING!!
>>7263870
WAKE UP, VIEWERS WHO FELL ASLEEP WITH THE TV ON! IT'S TIME TO BET ON THE FINAL TWO CONTESTANTS!
>>7263863
Nah, but it's pretty funny that you're being raided imo. Happy trails.
>>7263863
No
They are too gay and irrelevant
it would be like picking on the disabled kid
>>7263863
probably /sug/
>>7263901
Have I? I'm under the impression I haven't. I'm not the one doing the executions, but it could be debated that since I helped prove them guilty that I indeed killed them. What do you think about this?
>>7263847
...Yeah. I felt a bit of regret. I must be getting soft, huh?
>>7263894
Do you really not believe me?
>>7263901
I dunno, you came across as a slapstick kinda guy. Maybe bad puns.
>>7263906
L O S E R !
>>7263910
hey I know who says that
>>7263894
So can I. I'm surprised you managed to make at least one friend with that attitude though. Congratulations.
>>7263901
I'm talking something more material here... But I have to admit, I'm interested in just adventuring around with a beautiful woman I love.
>>7263904
>shitposting in HG
No way, that almost never happens!
>>7263816
Aww, I thought I would finally get a laugh from you.
>>7263847
I am learning to be more amiable. I felt it was need to survive in this world.
>She attempts to give out her own smile, it looking very off.
>>7263894
Indeed. She wishes to embody the concepts of femininity. I have to respect her passion for it even I do not care for it. She is a very affable creature so I would assume she would get along with everyone. I have to warn you though.
>>7263901
That is in the past now. Forget it. Is it my turn to ask a question then? What is your purpose?
>>7263900
We do have people that can clone themselves and others, but you wouldn't be able to get close to them. We have to make sure they're protected, and you're somewhat suspicious after your recent episodes of arson. I hope you understand why I'm a little cautious of you and your motives.
WONDER ZONE
>>7263958
Bam! Here's your winner!
>>7263971
I understand completely and I would expect nothing less. I take full responsibility with whatever I do and act on this landmass. Trust is earned, not given, no?
And I am still waiting for that moment I was to be punished for setting fire to your pavilion
>>7263956
Nah, you're just growing up. My daughter used to make fun of me almost every hour. Now she only does it every three.
>>7263970
...Heh, I guess learning facial expressions is part of your amiability training?
>>7263956
Nah, why would I? It's not like you haven't lied before or have been beaten by the weakest link here.
>>7263961
Who needs friends when you have looks, money, and power?
>>7263970
Warn me? About what? Is she clingy? Aha~ I'm kidding.
>>7263970
so when are you and Sol tying the knot
>>7263901
Does it matter? Of course it doesn't, there's way too much complexity behind my "tricks" for someone like you to understand it. For example, why one of the harbingers of the apocalypse is behind me?
>
Simple answer, magic.
>Fumi has left the building.
>>7263988
Congratulations Kongou! You are the new winner of the Express Games.
And thank you all for playing!
I found a real pic of junko irl
>>7263988
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7264003
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>7264014
holy kek my sides
ahahaha
...
>>7263988
Congratulations Kongou!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7263958
Man, how the heck'd she do that? Must be really clumsy...
>>7263988
Congrats!
>>7264000
Eh, those are all pretty good. Though a couple of friends having your back wouldn't hurt.
>>7264003
Thanks for hosting.
Geez, look at the time. I've got to get going, everyone. See you all later.
>>7263988
Statisfactory. I would like to celebrate this occasion by performaning the only act outside warfare I can say I am proficient at
>Without saying anything else, she finds herself back on the deck of her battleship behind a shiny black piano. Closing her eyes and relaxing her body, she gently starts alligning her fingers in a starting position among the keys and starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q634rbsypE
the only time I ever see hoshi is when he's shitposting Junko, who is never here
What did that woman do to him?
>>7263988
>>7264003
Despite my short run, it was a pleasure to participate in those again. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>7263942
Well if you committed the action that led to their deaths I'm pretty sure that's manslaughter or at least negligence.
>>7263956
Those are my main weapons. That doesn't mean I don't have any side abilities.
>>7263961
I can't imagine anything else comparing to it but material? Like looks?
>>7263970
Wow....ok uh. Well my purpose....jesus. I....don't really know? I'm just a highschool senior I have no idea where my life is going.
>>7264002
>He's speechless
>>7263988
Congrats and thanks for hosting
Post avas and what you're listening to.
Rate either one or both if you care.
>>7263990
Your punishment will come soon enough. If you expect it then I wouldn't really be a punishment, would it? Of course not. That's where I get to have some fun!
>his face beings to distort into a smile, as if this is the first time in years he has cracks a smile
It's the privilege of being a teacher! However, I can't just ignore this >>7263988. You did well, so your punishment won't be a severe as I had planned.
>>7264003
As for you, Host. Thank you for this lesson. I think I've learned a lot from it.
>>7263988
>>7264003
Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>7264032
Are you speaking from experience?
>>7264057
>boop
>>7264057
>>7263997
I'm an ADULT, dammit!
...Chronologically.
>>7263969
I don't have that sorta sense of humor, Kaito....
>>7264000
Because of exactly that first part? You know, me deliberately hiding my capabilities?
>>7264055
..."Abilities". Yeeah, you're a weird one.
>>7263988
Oh. That lady. Thanks for the show. Congrats.
>>7264003
Thank you for hosting! I'll be way higher on the scoreboard next time!
>>7264057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iYAJ-wVKQ
>I'm fucking off now I swear
>>7264057
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4uBdmnKds
>>7264003
Congratulations on surviving, Kongou. You've impressed me to say the least. On top of that I think you deserve some recognition as well, Hostess. Thank you for giving me this chance at have the fortune and fame I want.
>>7264055
Is that how it is? Would you say judges and lawyers are the cause of manslaughter for putting a criminal away for life, and even sometimes giving them the death penalty?
>>7264071
Of course. I'm the president and top agent of the Spirius Corporation after all. Anyway, I've gotta go. See you later.
>>7263997
>>7264032
That is correct. I assume that that attempt was successful. Farewell.
>>7264000
I do not know what to call it. But she wishes to find a husband.
>>7264001
Do not be idiotic. I do not need his help to make a simple knot.
>>7264055
How strange. For someone who is seemingly normal, how and why did you arrive here.
>>7264057
(Just started lurking in the middle of that last game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMqGnypD9s
Update progress for anyone interested on the sim I've been making on and off.
I'm pretty close to having it able to get all the info from a game generated, just need to get death events assigned. It can already do non-fatals, and knows which slide each tribute dies on.
Quick demo where I commented out some of the testing code that I use for debugging to make it more presentable. That big ol' text box probably won't be there in the end, I just use it as an output while testing.
>>7264057
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b5dUtAjJJI
>Constructive criticism highly appreciated, et. al.
>>7264057
>tfw you don't rate anybody cuz you barely talk to anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
>>7264203
Would kissu foomy and dandy
>>7264099
Weird? Come on I'm not THAT out there!
>>7264124
>He's caught off guard by this
Well...ah....that's different. Are you a judge?
>>7264137
Uh, well I arrived here aft-
>His eyes go dull for a moment before returning to normal
.....what did you say?
>>7264129
See you around Ludger!
>>7264135
Disgrace and dishonor? Heh, I like that. It's nice when students come up with there own punishments.
>The weapon around Aizawa's neck shoots out and wraps you up. It leaves you constricted and somewhat unable to move.
You'll have to stay like that for a while. This'll show everyone what happens what a crime such as arson is committed, especially when it's towards a loveable teacher like me.
>>7264203
>Someone understands me.
>>7264231
>I used her a couple of weeks ago. I can do her again.
>>7264156
>sweet
>>7264231
>blushu
>>7264115
I only know Utsutsu
>>7264099
Well you never know if you'll laugh or not until you hear the joke, so I might as well try.
>>7264099
Non non, I'm sure that's me who is doing that. You're all bark and no bite, mon amie.
>>7264129
Hmm...Au revoir~
>>7264057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niXUNLrsds4
>>7264137
What's wrong with that?
>>7264057
>TV for once.
>>7264231
(I wish. I'm ranked 1700 Silver this Season because I'm garbage at every character except Reaper and Genji. It's why I don't play with friends anymore. I only bring them down.)
>>7264231
At the far right?
>>7264233
Me too.
>>7264253
>
>>7264243
These bonds are useless. I could free myself with effort and your punishment would be futile. But I agreed upon this so this shall do.
>For the time being she would just free her arms and hands so she could continue playing her piano.
>>7264238
Not at all. I'm just like you, expect I got thrown into a situation most haven't been in. Let's just say this situation called for a multiple judges, and I had to be one out of circumstance. Understand what I'm saying now? I did not kill anybody, but I've been around more than a couple of murderers in my time.
>>7264238
There's all these killers and warriors around here and here you are claiming you're best with jokes?
>>7264266
Yeah, fair enough.
>>7264270
Which is exactly why everyone thought I didn't have magic, huh?
>>7264272
Here, enjoy.
>>7264264
>that's fine, she's my main ava after all
>>7264284
>Boy howdy, of course I will.
>>7263988
>>7264034
>claps for both Kongou and the host
>>7264312
...Boring stuff that's not really new to me. Are you trying to say you are special or something?
>>7264057
>listening to music
https://youtu.be/UzdNrTJNLs0
>>7264321
Isn't Mizore a lesbian do?
>>7264333
And the only show I've watched from your roster.
>>7264300
>Aizawa looks at her mildly impressed that she could free herself like that, but it didn't deter him from dishing out much needed justice. He picks the girl up and takes her away from the piano
This won't work at all. It's not a punishment if you're able to do the things you normally do.
>Aizawa finds a divot in the ground and drops the girl into it
There. Stay there until I feel as though you've had enough.
>>7264307
ありがとうよ。
>>7264321
>tfw mizore will never marry you
This will be me in a few years, won't it? Fuck.
>>7264344
Thank you for your sacrifice, Midway. I promise I shall find suitable compensation for your sacrifice.
....Tell me. Is your wish to give voice to your thoughts? With some research and simulatons, I might be able to create something that will do exactly that.
>>7264057
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
>>7264349
Special's relative. I'm just skilled.
>>7264238
>She notices the sudden stop. Instead of being concerned about it, she sports a slightly annoyed look.
Is this a joke? Explain how you came here.
>>7264270
The problem is that she is obsessed with the idea. Wanting to marry any guy that she meets and having a marriage certificate stashed somewhere so can spring the question. She can be forceful with it as well.
>>7264307
Your opinion has been heard and I will improve because of it.
>>7264321
>How am I supposed to enjoy this? At least I never got this bad when I had my phase.
>>7264359
>She's Tsukune-sexual. I decided to have some fun when one of the girls kissed her in the manga.
>>7264312
So that ghost women of your's is coming around regularly right? I see her every so often I mean, bet you're pretty psyched about it.
>>7264366
>whaaat, really? you need to watch space patrol luluco, it's gr9
>>7264412
Why am I in that picture?
>>7264302
I think I kind of get it now. So you had to find out who a killer was and...deal with them. I've heard of the situation before in some books and movies.
>>7264312
Is that necessarily a bad thing? I'm pretty good in a fight too! I...just...like jokes better.
>>7264419
What? You didn't ask before but sure fine. I came here right after I...
>The eyes dull again
Stop.
>>7264396
>shakes her head
>pulls out a picture of the others she served with long ago before being left behind
>>7264401
SHIT SONGGG
>>7264057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
Sh-Shit, I'm not too late to do called a faggot, am I?
>>7264359
I don't think so? I don't know.
>>7264392
It'd be best for you if you moved on with your life..
>>7264419
Oh right, it was supposed to make you cringe so I could enjoy it I guess.
>>7264450
Hello faggot
>>7264420
Ghost..."woman"?
>>7264441
You asked that last time.
>>7264447
I dunno what to tell you, there's not all that much room for it here, least in my opinion.
>>7264457
tatsumaki a cute. CUTE!
>>7264482
I want a answer.
>>7264412
Suuuure you are.
>>7264419
Ehh, I'v had my experiences with forceful woman...If you are both lab bred. Why is she so different from you? I'm guessing you have a bit more of your mothers side hmmm? Ahaha~
>>7264335
>But only if we hold hands before necking ourselves.
>>7264401
>Main nagato and work on spooder.
>>7264447
That's exactly what this is about. Do you know what the weird part is? It was broadcasted live for everyone to see! Talk about weird, but the people want what the people want. Who are we to get in the way of that?
>>7264482
Woman, sorry I might be a little distracted, but Mima I think her name is? Her.
>>7264369
>She had had enough. Her being taken into nothing more but a pit was way over the limit which she was willing to go for. She jumps out of the divot with a trial of smoke behind her before landing on the ground with a thundorous bang.
I believe I have suffered enough of your petty humiliation. You did not seek to discipline the one that bested you in battle. Why single me out?
>>7264448
..You miss your sisters aswell then?
>She projects a feintly coloured hologram out of thin air, showing herself and three other different looking women.
Hiei. Kirishima. Haruna. I have not seen them in years. Whenever I think about them, my abdominal region hurts. I am worried about their prosperity.
>>7264057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrttEZDpDE8
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2258543/LordPlagus777
We.
Are.
Everywhere.
>>7264527
Isn't about time you add "her" to the chart as well?
>>7264546
>Which "her" anon?
>>7264509
>Ehhhh... nah.
>>7264532
K E V I N
>>7264532
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
>>7264527
Out of all the charts here
This one is my favourite. This one is really neat.
>>7264432
Don't worry I'm getting there eventually. It is on my list of anime to watch.
>>7264532
>>7264532
>The Mare Witch Project
Oh god, do I even dare?
>>7264523
>Aizawa's facial expression stays the same despite the massive scene she made
Because the one who bested me got away. If I find them I'll make sure to tie the both of you up and have you dangle from the highest part of the school. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted?
>>7264527
>kissu
>>7264582
>>7264580
>>7264532
Do it. Do it you cucks.
>>7264447
Hmph. What is wrong with you? What is the reason you can not tell me?
>>7264462
>Mission successful. I am not sure what is worse: the situation or the lack of caps for any I's.
>>7264457
>Yep. You only get compliments from now on.
>>7264500
A mission made her that way. She was supposed to be like me, her mission assassinating everyone at a wedding. But as she states, being there made her fall in love with love and she was like that ever since. Defective.
>>7264568
>Sort of funny considering I sort of made it as a shitpost.
>>7264589
>
>>7264598
K E V I N
>>7264578
>you won't regret it anon
>>7264527
>11/10
>>7264532
>Moriyama Shiemi
>>7264557
>o-oh ;_;
>>7264556
I'll tell ya in pm.
>>7264600
>Bu-But...I don't want compliments!
>>7264609
What's that mean?
>>7264523
>Midway then points to herself and a picture of the ocean floor
>>7264532
How did you find that?
>>7264532
>Hoshi has a FFN account
Fucking wow. Are any of these good?
>>7264588
Your are zealous in your pursuit of your own justice. It might serve you well in your own homeland. It will not serve you here. I am willing to submit to a variety of atonement. Restriction of freedom is unacceptable. Find something suitable as a replacement or cease your efforts.
>>7264637
I do not understand. You do not have a home but the cold ocean rocks below? What about that man who claims to be your admiral?
Giving you the ability to speak would make this clear to me.
>>7264618
>u too
>>7264629
>Baka.
>>7264482
Well your opinion is wrong then Rika~
>>7264516
That's pretty fucked up man. Why would anyone want that?
>>7264600
I come from a great war, this zone is a rest area so my body may recover before I make my last timeline push. Stop prodding me for details, when I recover naturally my memories will come with it.
>His eyes are full again
Agh....what are you doing to me Ram?
>>7264509
Spider is a lost cause at this point and I would main her more but I don't want people to get tired of her and besides that I really don't have many people to talk to
>>7264654
Heart of Scales, The Panty and Stocking fics are pretty great, Blue and Denouement of SH are my serious Haruhi fics.
I haven't updated that in years. That shit is like 6 to 7 years old.
>>7264600
You say defective. I say endearing. Where did they send you? Into a boring graveyard? That's the only explanation for your attitude
>1/9/12: The Final Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi - Ongoing
When are you going to finish this?
>>7264496
Hell if I know.
>>7264500
.... Uhuh.
>She snaps her fingers, and her form flickers and blurs, before vanishing completely.
>>7264520
Yeah...her. Shame we've both been down in the dumps lately. Speaking of which...I'm not in that much of a mood to stick around, honestly.
>>7264678
Eh. Whatever, think what you will. I don't feel like staying around at the moment, anyways.
>>7264654
>Knowing that Spike had his own ulterior motives, Twilight decided to see what she could do for her friend Rarity and her assistant Spike. That morning, she agreed to accompany him to the Boutique, hoping to kill two birds with one stone. Twilight knocked on the front door, from inside they heard Rarity inviting them in. Inside was the 'organized chaos' of Rarity's designing brilliance. Rarity's usually clean and tidy workroom had been completely transformed- measuring tape, spools of thread, crumpled balls of paper and cloth of every color were draped over mostly everything in the room- not to mention the cacophony of noise, the loud clicking of sewing machines, the whir of magic, and the pedal squeaking itself up and down to keep up with the demands of each cut-out pattern. Rarity was but a white blur weaving in and out of her workspace, proving herself to be a formidable multitasker. Her magic only improved her productivity.
This wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't about fucking My Little Pony
>>7264698
>>7264663
>pulls out a pen and writes a small, crude message on her palm
"Want to join others, must sink."
>>7264678
How about I ask this instead. What's the one thing you want in the entire world? Something that's basically impossible to get, but you try everyday to obtain it?
>>7264693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_C0IjjEz2E
>>7264698
But you're the one who took the picture.
>>7264532
I saw "new friends" and for a second I thought he fucking made a fanfic out of the goddamned meme rp adventure.
>>7264600
Thanks for encouraging me to find more.
>>7264696
Never.
>>7264704
I was never about Fucking MLP, I enjoyed the characters and music.
>>7264730
Spider has been reduced to innuendos and memos, I can't really get a feel for her anyway.
>>7264663
Telling me how to punish my students...how unforgivable. How about you become my personal helper? Think of it as being my sidekick. Whenever I need something done, or whenever I'm too lazy to do something, you'll do it instead. How does that sound? I think that punishment is fitting for someone that could have burnt me to a crisp.
Kevin Winoto
I'M ABOUT TO ROAST EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING
>>7264698
Can't you at least try and be original?
>>7264772
You can go past innuendos and memes, but if you ain't feeling it I guess that's it.
>>7264698
>>7264710
Oh...you're heading out? Alright. Night Rika, it was nice to meet you!
>>7264725
Augh....why do people keep asking difficult quesitons. Uh....fine...I....uh....there's a girl I like but she doesn't like me.
>>7264794
pls don't
>>7264794
Blackula?
>>7264776
I did not suggest such a thing. I am no slave or thrall to anyone. If you seek retribution, you will fight me one on one whenever an oppurtunity presents itself in a skirmish. No sooner. No later.
>>7264711
I see. You wish to join them in the afterlife. Hoping that there is such a place where being reunited with your sisters is a possibility.
Do you not wish to find your place in this world instead of trying to live in the past? What if there is no such an afterlife but only darkness and fear as the religions of men describe?
I can make you an offer if you are willing to leave your past behind and live in the new world.
>>7264755
>Saved.
Post everyone's IP again, Jude.
While I'm getting mad shills for mt writing, allow me to shill my Youtube Account, dedicated to Space Jam remixes and mixing DMX with MLP
https://youtu.be/QxzLDDt0UpU
https://youtu.be/4GleH0qnMI8
https://youtu.be/r1JC3algn1k
https://youtu.be/oyIBj3ecX9g
https://youtu.be/8pyGpy3161o (My best video)
https://youtu.be/t4RS0gQcRC4
https://youtu.be/u2GTObni3dk
https://youtu.be/XeRvZvBCRyI
https://youtu.be/Yy-23lC53fw
>>7264698
Ah, that's alright, if you need some time alone that's fine, have a nice break.
>>7264821
>Goddammit Sol, here then if you don't have this.
>Kaito
>>7264823
tfw only poster from Indiana
Sucks.
You guys should track my IP and come visit desu.
>>7264532
>I always wanted to make s little story. I wish I wasn't so lazy.
>>7264632
>Shouldn't have been so late then, trash. I mean dashing.
>>7264678
>She nods her head throughout the explanation.
Very well. I will stop asking you questions.
>>7264695
That is what she is to me and Mother. She did end up wrong after all. However I never meant it in a derogatory sense. She is one of the few I can state that I am fond of.
>>7264755
>It's funny how true that is. Have fun with that dude.
>>7264823
I aint no keyboard jockey but Wouldn't having a dynamic IP kinda make that whole list null?
>>7264755
>anime fighters
>>7264843
>Where is his face? So many questions left to be answered. Thanks m8.
>>7264807
Good. That's kind of cute, actually, but I digress.
Now, what if the only way you could get her love and affection is by going through what I went through? The random acts of murder and the cases that follow, that is. You would risk your life for that one thing you really want, wouldn't you? You can say no all you want, but I know that's a lie. We all want the things we know are almost impossible, and if there's just the slightest chance we can obtain it then we, as greedy creatures, take that chance and disregard whatever bad notions may surround our actions. I mean, that is why we're all here right now, isn't it? You, me, and everyone else sitting around and murdering others. There's a reason behind it.
>>7264532
>tfw want to make a crossover fanfic inspired by HG
>tfw my writing skills have deteriorated since highschool and it'll probably be shit
http://s771.photobucket.com/user/plagus777/profile/
>>7264799
Don't know how with her pham.
>>7264868
What? You never asked me a question. Ram, stop confusing me.
>>7264904
I'm going to stop you right there, it'll take a lot more than a childhood crush to get me to go through whatever you're talking about. People died for whatever your wish was. I'm not insane, there are other girls in the world. There's no reason to cause deaths for a fake relationship.
https://myanimelist.net/profile/Plagus777
I am
disgusted
>>7264912
I could toss you a few tips like some people did with me if you ever feel like it, if not that's fine too.
Good bed.
>>7264819
You know you won't last. I'm not a pro hero for nothing. When it comes to a grown adult fighting a rambunctious kid it's always the adult that wins.
>>7264868
Ahaha~ She should be an example for you, maybe you can have a unique personality like her as well.
>>7264868
>Will do, 'dude'.
>>7264892
>Something sarcastic, maybe like, '>Video games.', yeah that.
>>7264895
>His name is on it, so it's good enough, I use it as a reaction image sometimes, you're welcome.
>>7264910
>>7264819
>cocks her head to the side
>the next message is written on her arm
"What kind of offering?"
>>7264931
You're not the one causing anyone's death. If you're like me you'll stand by and bring everyone together. It'll be those who have murderous intentions that do the killing, and they get what's coming to them. Think of it as taking out the trash, but in a special predicament that calls for it.
>>7264910
>tfw you're hitting me with these nostalgia bombs.
>12,000 views, HG is saved.
>>7264932
Eat shit. My list is great.
>>7264951
Even Smash at EVO is more fun to watch
>>7264895
Finally you're here. I've wanted to give this to you for a while.
>>7264982
Now let me stop you right there
>EVO Smash
>Superior to anything
>>7264931
It is not important. I was told of your origins by a different person. Do you wish to continue this back and forth?
>>7264946
But I am different. If I start emulating her then I would not be anymore.
>>7264945
Nothing lasts forever. I might live as long as the Imperial line of Japanese Emperors or I may perish tommorow. My only desire is to leave a legacy behind that I know will be remembered.
>>7264958
Join me on my vessel. I will make sure you will be properly fed, rested, clothed, bathed. Anything you desire. I find your admiral lacking in dedication towards the last of his fleet.
Perhaps I can help you find more of your lost race. Or create new ones if I unlock the secrets of life creation. Or if anything else, we will have eachother and my avian companions to keep us company.
If you really wish to join your sisters in the afterlife then I will not stop you. I feel sympathy for your fate and I wish to change it. I have other motivations aswell but I feel that I cannot express them properly without being absolutely sure they are possible to begin it.
>>7265004
Fine ya caught me but still. point is it's shite
>>7264971
That's a horrible way to think about it. But....forget it I'm heading to bed. Night whoever you are.
>>7265007
Ram, I'm not gonna lie you scare me a bit. But hey, I kind of like that. Regardless I'm heading to bed see you around.
Night everyone!