EXPRESS GAMES LET'S GO
Reigen Arataka
>>7262088
Cinnamon Roll
>>7262088
Parsee
>>7262088
Frisk
The Player
Childhood Rape Victim
Jupiter
>>7262088
Aizawa-Sensei
>>7262088
Ririchiyo
>>7262088
Hol Horse
>>7262088
Astarte
Atago
>>7262088
Gandalf the Pug
>>7262088
Blueberry sans
>>7262088
Clawdia
>>7262088
Carrie
>>7262088
Azrael
Lucky Lenny
Elias Ainsworth
Rikka Takanashi
>>7262088
Rika
Kongou
Yukine
Ludger Will Kresnik
Amami Rantaro
>>7262088
Kotarou
>>7262088
Colette
/hg/ thread
SAVE THE WORLD
>>7262069
Fuck off.
>>7262081
You look like you don't excel period.
>>7262088
CIA
>>7262113
That's not funny.
I love how I get shit for supposedly paying 35$ when Junko commissioned 40$ for shitty art so she would ship with me.
Nue
Lil Spider Girl
>>7262088
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>this is an entry
Ana Amari
>>7262088
Lubella
FOE
>>7262161
Everything is funny.
>>7262119
>>7262024
And you didn't even know what exactly you were going in to.... Lemme guess. Crazy powers, crazy wits?
>>7262044
>>7262145
It's NOT willing, do you seriously think any sane person wouldn't have tried to get rid of it by now?
>>7262074
>>7262141
>She grins smugly. And claps even slower.
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7261994
>She finally turns her head around, seeing the little spider on her chest. She promptly falls over backwards.
>>7262009
No. You have to forgive my ignorance. I am much younger than I look.
>>7262024
Hmm. I would think you would not try to fail at all. Or at least be wise enough to not go to a place where he once frequented.
>>7262074
Do not look at me like that. It was a fair assessment of your performance.
>>7262171
I want to fuck this old woman
>>7262158
You forgot who you're dealing with
Luckiest man around
The Russian Empire
>>7262122
Banzai!
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: Act the opposite of yourself
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7261959
>>7262182
It sounds like something more than a verbal tic if you call people things.
>>7261988
>>7262142
There's like a whole city outside of the arena. It's not hard to bum a charger off of someone. I stole a portable crank charger a while back though. Oh shit, you're not a cop are you?
>>7262009
>>7262151
Oh! Uh...well...I kind of just wandered into them. One time my best pal Yoshino were exploring the school and having the time of our lives and we just appeared in a never ending hallway. There was a lot of weird stuff in that hallway let me tell ya.
>>7262062
>>7262115
I um, don't really need them? I have my childhood friend Kotori and my best pal Yoshino to keep me company. I'm ok with having a ton of acquaintances but only two friends.
>>7262074
>>7262141
>He pauses for a moment and turns around
>He's stifles an outburst of laughter and turns back around
Looks like you're very well prepared for situations like this. Tell me, are you a mage?
>>7262202
Rolle
Lenny this is your first day why?
>>7262198
Banzai!
Jade Harley
>>7262182
K-k-k-k!!!
>Holds on tighter so she doesn't fall.
>>7261959 (Ramlethal)
If it happens very often, then that is a personal problem, dearie. Not the spiders'. Regardless, as I said, if you threaten them, THEN they may retaliate. Keep calm, and you will be more than fine.
>>7262088
Muffet
Mima
>>7262202
Let's see if i get something nice
>>7262221
>kissu
>>7262202
(Maybe I'll be more lucky this time)
>>7262088
Ken Kaneki
>wew fuck sleeping.
>>7262182
What? How old are you?
>>7262212
That... Sounds like an urban legend to me. Sure you didn't dream that up or something?
>>7262081
I already told you. A Mental Model of a highly advanced warship. My processor core is strong enough to utilize this body for communcation and adaptation of human strategy and social integrity to my own memory. Do you require physical proof?
>>7262181
Limits are arbitrary. I have already proven many things that were thought to be impossible. Both by my own fleet and that of humanity. The human brain is easy to decipher. With enough insight, I could simply find the connection in your nervous system responsible for this irrational fear and purge it.
>>7262232
is just a hug.
>hugs
>>7262088
Orihara Izaya
>>7262215
I didn't know /trash/ was a good board
I only ever showed up here right after it was made and never saw it's potential
>>7262181
Two days isn't enough. Make it three more days.
>>7262158
I do excel in one area in particular, if you catch my drift.
>>7262181
Even worse. You wanna talk about hard to kill? I literally had a prophecy laid out for me, saying that I'd kill one of 'em, and it still didn't work out.
>>7262182
I never figured that DIO actually came here to hang out with you bozos! No offense, of course.
I just figured I could make some quick money here, since y'all are trying to kill eachother most of the time.
>>7262202
Why not, yeah?
>>7262202
I have nothing better to do.
>>7262202
>tfw no kk
>tfw no LF
>tfw no shorty
>tfw no rin
>tfw hoshi spends his time here baiting.
>tfw newfags will never even top the oldfags
>tfw we only get default games anymore
>tfw the only thing i look forward is seths games anymore.
>tfw i barely rp anymore because i cant have fun anymore.
At least now we have a good game going.
>>7262202
This shit again? Whatever.
>>7262270
No. I don't.
>>7262261
Don't touch me motherfucker.
>>7262202
>>7262270
Hilarious.
>>7262238
...
>she whispers a soft message
I don't remember most people name...
>>7262202
(Also reroll because that was boring)
>>7262202
None of those are allowed in here. Do yourself a favor and stop persuading my students to do things like this.
I know I'm going to regret this, but 5 more.
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top keks
>>7262202
One more time then.
>>7262295
Specter deflector
>>7262295
Lucoa
>>7262202
Rolling to kill myself
>>7262285
>>7262287
I don't swing that way.
>>7262295
Midway
>>7262295
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>7262276
Eh... I'm not gonna bother.
>>7262294
What is your wish, is it to rip you and take your blood, can it be that, please?
>>7262295
Himiko Yumeno
>>7262287
.........Sorry
>>7262295
Hungary
>>7262295
Sgt. Tommy Saunders
>>7262306
This is ridiculous. I cannot connect my lips on the surface of a plaything. I refuse.
>>7262202
Let's try this again!
>>7262330
>hoses down
>>7262285
You sure? Did you even TRY thinking about it?
>>7262202
>>7262270
>>7262290
This is a bit much. Just TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>>7262320
It's to be a good kid and never do drugs, skip school, bully or any of those things. It should be simple enough for you to follow.
>>7262295
Fumi Kanno
>>7262295
Hans Christian Andersen
>>7262281
Fucking kys shark poster
>>7262318
>Seemingly out of nowhere, an arrow comes flying at the man.
>>7262351
I have to skip school and bully people? And what's drugs?
>>7262202
This challenge might keep me entertained! I accept it, let's see what 'destiny' has for me!
>>7262312
Whatever. You're not that cute anyway.
>>7262322
The damage has already been done. My ego will never recover from this. Curse you, whoever the fuck.
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7262202
>>7262310
Fug
>>7262281
>tfw can't host because Hiro and vpn problems
>tfw I want to RP but don't feel motivated
>>7262348
Time spent thinking about you is time wasted.
>>7262380
Like I give a shit what you think.
>>7262202
>>7262212
What? That's stupid! You can have lots more fun when you have more than two friends! Plus you've got to have lots of friends in a place like this, or else nobody'll buddy up with you in the arena!
>>7262392
Dont feed the shark poster faggot
>>7262365
>He sidesteps at the last second. The arrow just missing him.
>After finding some cover, he pulls out two guns
...
>>7262392
Why didn't you pay Tyrone to make a video saying this?
>>7262375
No. Do not do those things. Don't even think about doing those things. If you so much as plan on doing those things then I'm afraid you'll have to spend some time in isolation.
>>7262202
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world iz laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7262400
>>7262402
You have one post to explain to me the issues with this Shark Poster.
>>7262380
Now i regret from being born. i'm so sorry.
>>7262202
okay
>>7262404
>A giant iron fist comes down from the sky, suddenly.
.....
>>7262408
I don't know. Because someone already did it and it would be unoriginal.
>>7262396
Squirrel in a tree!
>hoses down
>>7262348
God. Uhhh, secret, secret... I guess I'm not as cool as I thought? That's all I got.
>>7262394
Are you trying to imply that I'm NOT the most important thing to happen to you all day?
>>7262258
No way! You don't just stumble upon an ancient cult in an endless hallway and just forget about it! Yoshino was there too he can vouch for me! If.....he was here....
>>7262202
I like rolls! Spring rolls are my favorite!
>>7262400
What? The arena is a co-op thing? I thought we just wandered around until someone kills us! It makes a lot more sense why some of the killers said "fight me coward!" when I was running away.
>>7262181
>>7262182
>her glare intensifies as she continues to pout
I-I'm trying, OK. You are both lucky I don't smite you for this transgression
>she goes back to grumbling under her breath
>>7262141
Fufufu, was it not obvious? I, Rikka Takanashi, am in fact a powerful sorceress, yes. With my considerable powers as a fallen angel augmented by my Tyrant's Eye, few can stand up to my awesome power!
>sorry for taking so long, have I mentioned this app is cancer?
>>7262212
Do I look like one? Hell, I've done a lot worse than that.
...And I've never once seen any city, either, actually.
>>7262259
There's a problem with that, though. First off, this body has the nasty tendency to resist change. About all it really does at this point is grow hair.
>>7262270
Ooooh, trust me, I know the feeling. I had a flying tank that shot lasers and high-powered explosives designed to take down a single girl MY age that rides a goddamn turtle, and it still didn't work, you're telling me.
...I swear, sometimes the universe just picks favorites, or something.
>>7262202
>>7262310
>>7262390
Just let me kill myself.
>>7262434
You're no hot guy, so yeah. Not important.
Bam
>>7262410
>she nods and gives a little salute
Okay! Your wish is my command!
>>7262202
>Oh, and meant to roll
>>7262212
It is something I have yet to outgrow. Is that any better, creature?
>>7262223
>Ram lays on the ground, looking utterly defeated for once.
Why must this happen?
>>7262226
It only happens here. And as I stated, they are the one to begin their assa- encounter. I do not do anything to them. I would prefer to not see any of them.
>>7262258
I have lived for around one and a half cycles at this point.
>>7262270
He was particularly frequent when I first came here. Apparently there is a cash prize if you mange to win a match.
>>7262452
Smite me? Those are big words coming from something like yourself.
>>7262449
I love myself, my daddy, my maid, and video games.
>>7262419
>stupid meme spam
>always with a " i miss muh old days"or another shitty quote
>always damage controls with " mfw buttblasted newfags lmao"
there.
>>7262466
> Pantsu
PANTSU
A
N
T
S
U
>>7262469
Begin the lesson.
>>7262473
Good. Now go off and do your homework or whatever it is you need to do.
>>7262469
Go.
>>7262469
I accept this challenge.
>>7262469
Maybe this time I won't be so useless.
>>7262427
Gah!
>Ludger rolls out of the way just in the nick of time
>The impact from the fist throws up a cloud of dust, blocking his field of vision.
>>7262436
Right... I think you were having some sort of dream, man. ...Then again, I've been through some crazy crap to, so who am I to talk?
>>7262469
>Ludger briefly checks for all of his weapons
...I'm ready. Let's go!
>>7262477
...How many years would that be?
>>7262469
Looks good. I have a good feeling about this game.
>>7262469
I seem to be missing.
>>7262182
Someone post the Hoshi letter compilation.
>>7262469
Swap me out from the next in line. i rather don't disturb people because i'm very annoying..
>>7262487
It's going to take more than that to garner any actual emotional investment from me. I simply do not concern myself who or what it is, it was something I wanted to reply to.
>>7262469
Oh, great, another person with something almost identical to my name.
>>7262469
Let us proceed, shall we?
>>7262477
Do they ever, EVER do anything beyond crawl onto you, dearie?
>>7262453
Fucking tell me about it. It's like my target is the main character of some shitty TV show. Guy can't be beat, I tell you...
>>7262466
Now THAT is the most incorrect thing I've heard in my entire life. I've got girlfriends all over the world, sister. They aren't exactly getting together with me for my money.
Because I have none.
>>7262477
HOLY SHIT, A CASH PRIZE?!
All of you are going DOWN. Whatever it takes, I'm getting that dosh!
>
>>7262469
Looks good to me.
>>7262202
Sure, I can do this again! I don't want to have to kiss anybody though...
>>7262418
>Haru jumps out of the way, scrambling away from the squirrel.
H-Hey! Leave me alone, you stupid squirrel!
>>7262436
Uh, no, you're supposed to fight back until it's just you standing. Nobody really dies, so it's all okay, right?
Someone get Tyrone to read Hoshi's letter.
>>7262505
Predictable.
>From the man's position, another giant iron fist raises beneath his feet, sending him into the air.
>>7262528
You should be aware that Frisk is in this game, too.
>>7262477
You heard the anon, do it.
>>7262522
>>7262453
I will find a way to invade your mind without your body's co-operation if I want to. There is so much about the organic construction of the human body that I wish to understand.
>>7262469
Exchange my spot with this woman.
>>7262357
>>7262202
>>7262378
A secret eh? I haven't seen anyone here worth releasing the dragunov on yet! You're all too weak!
>>7262469
Hurry up already!
POST THAT BIG FUCKING HOSHI!
POST LE VIDEO!~!!
>>7262469
Whatever. Get it going.
>>7262488
Kill yourself, asswipe.
>>7262535
You're growing more pathetic by the second.
Got any other shit you want to say?
>>7262538
get money and do it yourself
>>7262560
>>7262469
>trades places so she can be in instead
>>7262538
I dare you, do it.
>>7262347
>Kills you.
>>7262562
Are you blind? District 10
>>7262567
The way I plan on going out is my head being crushed between you thighs, this will happen dammit or my name isn't Lucky Lenny
I literally cannot stop farting.
Do I have rectal cancer?
>>7262538
>Haru jumps in front of the anon and squirts him with a water gun.
The six demands it!
>>7262449
Wait I have to fight him? That seems a little mean. Ok I'll do it.
>He punches the anon
>>7262452
>He let's out a laugh
You fool, I'm a mage hunter! I can't believe you revealed yourself to me this easily!
>He makes his left hand into a finger gun and aims it at her
Now, prepare to be eradicated!
>>7262453
Really? You can see it from here. Just lo- it's gone. What the hell. I DON'T GET THIS PLACE AT ALL!
>>7262469
Alright team! I'll be dps! The rest of you tank and heal for me!
>>7262477
W-why would calling me a creature be any better?
>>7262505
Well then, tell me about your weird adventures whoever you are!
>>7262536
You fight back? Oh shit now I get it. Ok so I just gotta defeat everyone else. I can do that!
>>7262595
entire pasta you wank cunt
>>7262596
At the rate you're going you'll be rotting in space prison or riddled with holes.
>>7262598
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7262567
I have a cool gun? I'm out of ideas. You are one tough nut to crack.
>>7262598
Have Junko suck them out. She prides herself on eating ass and being full of hot air.
>>7262547
>Ludger's sent flying into the air; flailing about, trying to get his bearings.
>>7262606
Let's just say... I once traveled to entirely other dimensions that were similar to mine.
>>7262594
>sprays down more
>>7262535
And you know what the worst part is? I bet you didn't even get a scratch off on the bastard, either, did you?
>>7262560
I mean, like...as in it's more than likely to just immediately reassert itself as it was. And frankly at this point, I'm not 100% sure I AM human.
>>7262606
You're telling me.... I and I bet when you go to leave you'll find it like that.
>She snaps her fingers.
Don't think about it too hard.
>>7262617
I do it for you bae
>>7262634
>20 arrows comes flying out of the ground, coming at the man in great speed.
>>7262477
Yee, and I will do so with the most devastating technique I know!
Reality be rent, synapse break, banishment... THIS WORLD!
>she quickly runs up and kisses Ram, before running back with a blush so fierce she almost appears to be glowing
T-that will show you, h-ha!
>>7262659
INCREDIBLY
>>7262614
Give me a name that Brantsteele won't reject. You got two minutes.
>>7262628
>shit on junko since ship ended
>wonder why people think you're the one who paid for the video
>don't prove you're innocent
>>7262635
Ahhhhhhhh!
S-stop it!
>>7262578
Midway..you look well enough. Thank you for this.
>>7262639
Is that so?...Then trying to figure out how you fuction is worthless for me to understand. Thank you for informing me of this.
I would eat Junko's ass irl desu
HELP HG ERP IS SPLIT BETWEEN 3 THREADS PLEASE COME AND SHITPOST IN ONE TO GIVE IT LEGITIMACY
>>7262661
pulls off eyepatch
You never made that contract with ne
>>7262671
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top kek
>>7262672
>Bullies you.
>>7262675
Just...never hug me again unless I give the say-so, okay?
>>7262681
b-but which one?!
>>7262627
Wow. Guns.
>Whips out her cell-phone and starts fucking around with it.
>>7262671
>Not shitting on Junko
Kys newfag.
>>7262696
>Bullies you as a super sand lesbian!
>>7262702
>being this ass hurt over junko
What did she do to you?
>>7262606
Yeah! It isn't really fun to hurt other people, even if they don't die, but you get a really cool wincard at the end every time you stay alive!
>>7262639
You hit the nail right on the head, there. Speaking of which, I shot one of 'em in the head, and he DIDN'T DIE. Really grinds my gears.
You speak as if you've had the same experience.
>>7262259
>S-Sorry! I didn't see your post.
I'm a man with a simple mind, so some solid, visible evidence might do it for me, yeah.
>>7262701
Gun. Singular. And it's a pretty damn good gun, I might add. But you can't see it, probably. You gotta trust me though, it's real cool-lookin'. I'd show you it, but the whole Stand thing doesn't allow that.
>>7262719
She hurt my feelings.
>>7262719
In his words she cucked him out of multiple ships
>>7262719
Muh Celes
That's it.
>>7262712
>Falls unconscious
>>7262659
>As he spots them and realizes in a split second what's happening, Ludger takes aim, and unloads onto the projectiles aimed directly at him.
>He manages to deflect them from hitting anything vital, but a couple hit his left arm.
>He lands on his feet.
>>7262672
Keep at it boys!
>>7262505
I thought I made it clear. One and a half.
>>7262528
They do not admittedly. Is that important?
>>7262535
Is money that important to you? You would throw caution away just like that?
>>7262555
>I have nothing against you. I only found it just because someone wanted it. I did not know it would turn into that. I will not be doing that again.
>>7262606
It is not. That time was meant as an insult.
>>7262661
>She wipes her lips, her neutral expression remaining.
You creatures and your displays of affection. Confusing and annoying.
>>7262738
I'd give that answer about 50%.
>>7262735
I give that answer about 20%. Got cucked once. That's about it, so did a lot of other people. She also pulled a lot of dirty shit behind my back.
Time's up. The bus is leaving without you.
Alright lads im going to sleep wish me good night or something.
>>7262675
>dismisses with a hand gesture before sitting down to watch
>>7262770
Amazing. I can't wait to drink nothing.
>>7262773
good night, motherfucker
>>7262764
Time to get KK to ship Celes with someone else and watch you get cucked again.
>>7262634
.......That's really vague and unsatisfying. Denied!
>>7262639
>He is obviously thinking about it too hard
Ahhhhh, b-but it was just there! I slept in an apartment like four blocks awaaaaaaaay.
>>7262722
Wincard? Yo I'd love to have a card to tell people I won something. That would really get Akane off my back. Ok it's been decided whoever you are. I'm gonna get a wincard!
>>7262759
Ah....I.....don't insult me! I just met you!
>>7262770
Time to go!
>>7262759
I'm broke as a man in Vegas, sister. I will literally do anything for money.
>>7262770
Mmmyeah, no. You guys look pretty tough.
>
>>7262800
Celes x Naegi?
>>7262773
Make sure to wake up on time for class tomorrow.
>>7262770
It has been a long time since I set foot onto these grounds.
>>7262698
You are not my superior in any shape or way. I should kill you for assuming so. What I do or actl ike is out of your reach.
>>7262731
>She points to an open body of water with the onyl thing visible is the night sky and a dense fog. At the snap of her fingers, a massive battleship emerges from the deep, deep waters.
Will this be enough?
>>7262759
...Wait, you're... Not even 20 years old...?
>>7262770
>Ludger locates some gels and sprints away
>>7262804
It's true. They were almost exactly like my dimension, but with one key difference... Believe me or don't.
>>7262805
Tell hoshi that. Not me, I know it.
>>7262554
>Yes, I saw.
>>7262759
Yes, as that means that you are acting accordingly. If you treat spiders with apathy, they shall do the same to you. I suppose I should say keep up the good work! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7262731
Talk about thick-skulled... okay. So, most fights where we live are solved by shooting a crapton of projectiles at each other in mid-air.
Not only did she never get even scratch by any of them, she DELIBERATELY got up as close as possible to the damn things without touching them. Just to show off. "Grazing", it's called.
>>7262804
Like...ten stories tall? I swear I blew up a building like that half a month ago or something.
>>7262824
As far as you know, at least. Let's just call it a mutual agreement not to mess with each other.
>>7262770
>Azrael 'flees', he's really just walking away.
The hunt begins.
>>7262764
The nature of the beast desu
>>7262805
Direct this at someone who can't understand that senpai
>>7262804
Great! Some of them look really cool, and a couple of them actually have moving pictures. I don't have any of those though, I just have two really boring brown ones, and the other one's a card with my face on it.
I'm Haru, by the way! I'm an alien. What's your name?
>>7262800
>>7262821
Never thought it would happen but I'm over it, son.
Goodbye to the old days. I wish her the best of luck. She's welcome in my prom games with whoever she wants.
https://youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ
>>7262805
I sincerely apologized multiple times but she has made it clear to me that she has no mind to accept any of it and that she wants me out of HG.
I've presented my conditions for peace and until those matters are settled, I will continue my seige.
>>7262606
>she attempts to perform an elaborate dodge manoeuvre, but just ends up falling and rolling over to the side
I-impressive! Prepare yourself, mage hunter!
>she pulls out the umbrella and opens it, chanting syllables in a made up language
Nergal Blaster!
>she swings the open umbrella, briefly caught off guard by the air resistance
>>726283
A-anon! I never thought I would see you again..
>She gestures to the """fight""" she is currently embroiled in
As you can see, this is a matter of life and death! We shall deal with this matter when my current conflict has resolved
>>7262770
Best waifu was smitten; now she's deader than disco.
>>7262860
Sort it out in your Discord.
>>7262824
Wh-What?! Impossible! I-I thought Jotaro killed Strength's user! H-How are you here?!
>>7262845
Oh, damn. I mean, I used to think I was pathetic, but... Sheesh.
>>7262746
.....Tch. I have no time for this.
>A woman comes walking towards the man, her eyes dead set on him.
Die.
>An explosion erupts from beneath the individual's feet. Causing dust to form at the man's position, impeding her vision.
.....
>>7262878
>smashing a perfectly good guitar
This hurt me a little bit
>>7262560
>>7262770
Eh, you tried.
>>7262888
It's not worth my time to lecture a little kid over petty theft. They'll get what's coming to them eventually.
>>7262878
Of course you're over it. Even KK doesn't want anything to do with you. Lmao this sad lil asian guy.
>>7262888
I had a feeling this would come in handy...
>>7262888
Hahaha! You may have that backwards! But if you say so he might be a filling meal!
>>7262845
No. I don't think I am willing to listen to your words until I find reason to. Now off with youbefore our health is compromised.
>>7262899
Speak sense. I do not know who this Jotaro is. This is exactly as I promised. The center of my martial prowess.
>>7262909
> :^(
>>7262888
I hate all of you.
>>7262888
>After finding a good place to camp, Ludger takes a quick inventory check
>>7262900
>When the dust settles, she sees nothing.
>Right above her, Ludger is descending quickly, looking to smash her over the head with a hammer.
>>7262804
Then take my words as fact. It is something I find hard not to say. Understood?
>>7262811
If you do not wish to die then you should find a less dangerous option. May I recommend bounty hunting. Even with the incompetence I can see from you, you may be able to handle them.
>>7262831
That is correct? The woman I was cloned from was merely in her mid-twenties.
>>7262843
Ugh. This will be a challenge.
>>7262888
>She stares blankly at the destruction, walking the other way.
Nothing o value was there.
Aqours > µ's
>>7262914
You're feeling more for me than I do for myself. Good for you.
>>7262899
I mean, it's a common enough practice as a show of skull, but whatever... and I STILL happen to have the distinction of pushing that lady further up the wall than literally anyone else.
Crazy, huh?
>>7262933
Do you have -reason- to touch me again? I'm not feeling confrontational, I'm just saying.
>>7262888
You know. You could just ask.
>>7262951
Wrong.
>>7262924
Fates are sealed when others back away from decisive fights
>>7262918
>thanks man, manually entering post numbers is fuuuun
>>7262831
Nope! I've already decided, you're lying and I'm telling the truth.
>>7262845
>He curls up into a ball
>You're obviously not making this any better
Aaaaaaaaaah, please.....stop.
>>7262872
Oh! That's right introductions. I'm Kotarou, I'm just some normal guy.
>>7262887
Dispel!
>He grabs a few coins in his pockets and tosses them up
What? Nergal Blaster is such a high level spell!! It should be impossible for you to cast! I used up most of my defenses just stopping it!
>>7262888
Sorry, mom said not to trust people who think bandanas are still in fashion.
>>7262947
>He's slighting intimidated now
A-alright jeez I get it. I-I'm Kotarou it's nice to meet you ma'am.
>>7262952
Yeah because you blame him for leaving you. Sad little man always got to play the victim.
>>7262959
Thanks...I guess.
>>7262759
And don't worry about it. You're cool in my book.
>>7262947
Waaaaait, wait, wait, wait. You're a clone? I'm even more lost now...
>>7262959
>The moment Ludger puts a bullet in the man's brain, the other's scatter.
>>7262966
Alright, whatever you say. Enjoy your stay here.
>>7262959
>>7262966
It's obvious, isn't it? This game is nothing more than a game show for us all to kill each other and obtain an amazing prize at the end.
>>7262759
>I didn't know it would offend the person who wrote it.
You're a fucking asshole
>>7262959
So you are the one that harms canines. Hmph, creature. Get away from this location. You should not see this.
>>7262966
Oh, stop griping, just don't think about it too hard, okay?
>>7262959
...Yeah, I know, I'm bad. I'll stop.
>>7262962
>manually entering post numbers
w-why
>be hoshi
>get the idea that paying a black meme man to make a video is a good idea
>think it's super funny because i had him call junko a pedophile
>post it on the hg threads in /trash/
>people laugh
>but for the wrong reasons
>they're laughing at me
>they're laughing because i paid a man to make a really cringy video about junko
>it wasn't me guys!
>CONFIRMATION BIAS!
>you're all hoshi haters
>realize the denial isn't working
>start anon posting
>say others paid for the video
>keep going because nobody knows i'm anon posting
>don't realize they know i am anon posting
>post as anon about the video so i can respond to my own post
>respond to my own post calling it a great meme video
>keep trying as hard as i can to deflect and misdirect
>nobody is believing me
>i gotta keep trying as hard as i can
>i know what i'll do!
>you guys have no proof
>go find out i made the video
>that'll get them good you're so based hoshi
>i love making these people look like fools
>don't realize i look like a retard because people know i'm the only one who would spend money to shit on junko
>oh god it's not working
>i know what to do next
>misdirect and start calling junko a pedophile
>this will totally work this time god you're good stargod
>notice they're making macros of me
>i'm such a good baiter holy shit
>don't realize they're mocking me
>they're doing for free what i did for $80
>yes! i have successfully misdirected them
>oh god no they're starting again
>they won't stop
>realize i should go back to the south korean military
>invade north korea in takeover to kill kim jong-un
>get shot and die
>the military finds a letter in my pocket that thanks everybody for being my evangelion
>they start laughing and post it on the internet
>it goes viral
>the entire world is laughing at me now
>can't kill myself because i'm already dead
top keks
>>7262971
Blame him? Uhh... no I don't. I'm a shitty person so I lost him. Simple as that. I don't have any negative feelings for the guy. I understand what he went through.
>>7262953
Not for the moment. You are smarter than I was about to conclude that you were. Very well then.
>>7262959
This is merely an illusion. We believe we are powerless to act because our minds are corrupted to think that way. I will find out who is behind this and it shall answer for it's deeds.
>>7262933
You saved me from dying in some horrendous, illogical way. That's more than enough if you ask me. You may regret it, of course,
>>7262944
....! Where did h-
>The hammer comes down on her, smashing her face onto the ground. Fresh red blood gets onto the hammer.
>>7262959
Aizawa finally realizes that he's been updide-down the whole time
An EX-boss takes down a stage 2
>>7262966
Fufufu, you seemed to have been all talk after all! Now, to finish this!
>she closes the umbrella and swings it toward the mage hunter, still continuing to make the pew pew noises
Kanntwinkle!
>>7262966
It's super cool to meet you, Kotarou!
So, how come you didn't know what the Arena was for? You said you had been here for a month, and lots of people told me what this place was all about when I first got here. It hadn't even been a day!
>>7262888
You tried, dearie. You tried.
>>7262947
Nonsense, dearie! If you supposedly keep acting like you normally do, nothing bad will happen! No extra effort necessary! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7263025
I already regret many things in my existence. One way occurence or not matters little.
>>7263031
Good. This little girl is not as stupid as she looks. Perhaps there is hope for this group after all.
>>7263023
Serves you right. You don't deserve the light of day.
>>7263011
>I'm on mobile. Everychan is not a very good app
>>7263031
It's all fun and games until someone's stuck upside-down.
...
Now please get me down. All the blood is rushing to my head.
>>7263008
It's fine, I'm not bothered by the letter. It was a sincere message to people I cared about after spending 4 weeks with no internet and HG. I don't see why people use it as an attack against me. Call it autistic, but I meant it, and they wouldn't be calling it that if I was something from a person they cared about instead of someone they wanted to meme.
>>7263024
Would you consider engineers and inventors dumb? But hey, whatever, I'll leave you be.
>>7263031
Can't be bothered....
>>7263031
Don't you love the smell of burning this early in the day?
>>7263056
Junko deserved child rape.
But hey, that's just my opinion. Yours is yours as well.
>>7263057
Why not Clover?
>>7263060
Filler text. Most of you live to see another day.
>>7262998
Hey! Don't just leave! I don't even know who you are!
>>7262999
You're crazy, the real truth is that their analyzing our battle stats so they can use them to make robot versions of everyone here to eradicate and replace us!
>>7263010
But....I gotta find out where the city went. I have a life th- wait no I don't......what are we talking about? Who are you?
>>7263031
Her? Yeah we could totally take her, let's move out team.
>>7263039
Don't write me off just yet!
>He ducks under the umbrella and pulls out his phone
Mana sap!
>He takes an upclose picture of Rikka's face with the flash on
>>7263042
I didn't really pay attention when people were talking to me. I mean yeah I knew they were saying important stuff, my mind just started to wander.
>>7262966
Ramlethal Valentine. I will determine if it is for myself.
>>7262977
Good. I am glad we can get that clear.
>>7262998
Do not be. It is never relevant at most times so I refuse to tell someone.
>>7263008
>Not intentionally. Just a little retarded at times.
>>7263031
If I meet the creator of this ride, he will have a death as slow and painful as his creation.
>>7263043
I can only act like this now because there is nothing like that around at the moment. It will most likely be different once I do encounter one.
>>7263087
>... MOTHERFUCKER
>give me a sec
>>7263091
It's nice and quiet. A nice time to sit by a complete stranger and share such a beautiful sight like this. I hope you're enjoying yourself as much as I am.
>>7263091
This gathering would have never worked.
>>7262959
It's clearly I who will win! You don't need any kind of power to tell!
>>7263031
>Azreal just walks away as if he doesn't have a bolt sticking out of his shoulder.
Was that supposed to hurt?
>>7263091
What is this? This should have been a simple meal to eat! Pathetic.
>>7263091
>
>>7263096
Don't you think it's both? They'll analyze us and clone whoever's the most popular one so they can continue to come back after being killed. It's all about money and fame.
>>7263091
Whatever, just go away.
>>7263096
A lot a random crap that confuses you. Rika, tank engineer and magician. Hi.
>>7263091
Another day lives to see you. Everyone's either lazy or missing.
>>7263030
...
>Ludger stands still for a moment, looking at the woman's still form with a forlorn expression
...Why...?
>>7263031
>Sensing danger, Ludger finds some cover.
>>7263091
I'm just gonna take a nap...
>>7263096
Oh, the name's Ludger. Ludger Kresnik.
>>7263102
Well you sure are... Sophisticated for someone your age.
>>7263091
You should be able to do this. There's no reason to be this awful at aiming.
>marks a zero down for accuracy
>>7263136
>Smug laughter ensues, as she completely on purpose moves the absolute minimum to dodge.
>>7263096
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes! I just like thinking about lots of different things, so I can get kinda lost when other people are trying to talk. I guess we've got lots in common in that case!
>>7263136
I hope you're planning on paying for these damages.
>>7263136
>>7263153
Hmph. Little kid's got some good reflexes...
>>7263153
>later she cries
If people wonder why Hoshi gets relentlessly shitposted, his latest post about Junko is reason enough.
>>7263136
I'd like to hold you tight and kiss you all day long, but your skin and your unusually sharp teeth are a huge red flag.
>>7263161
>>7263136
No.
>>7263163
Good on you for trying, though.
>>7263171
>
>>7263158
We finally achieve world peace. Too bad this is the arena.
>>7263091
My, my, dearie! We do make an excellent team! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7263102
Well, dearie, just remember: act like it is not even there.
>>7263174
#triggered
#outrage
>>7263139
>Her body starts visibly twitching, as she slowly raises up from the ground. The back of her head bleeding heavily, but she doesn't seem to pay it no mind.
....You caught me off guard. Interes-
>She falls onto one knee
Interesting....
Inb4 Junko and Hoshi are the same person
>he thinks there's any triggering or outrage
Nope, only justifying why you're always shitposted.
>>7263129
Oh my god, we've cracked the code man! WE'VE CRACKED THE CODE!
>>7263130
I'm Kotarou, it's nice to meet you. Also don't make fun of me, I'm trying my best.
>>7263139
I'm Kotarou, uh.....nice guns?
>>7263157
You're pretty cool Haru, I'm glad you were the one to introduce me to this place.
>>7263102
You're a confusing one Ram. Mind telling me more about yourself?
>>7263193
Why are those keys here? I don't even own any keys, they just show up wherever I go.
>Kotarou
>>7263184
I can't read moon
>>7263214
I could not care less about your prophecies of doom. If it happens, it happens. I am fully prepared.
>Kongou