/sug/ Steven Universe General
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[MISC]
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>>7262523
Oh you mean this little old thing?
http://pastebin.com/ctCBPyE5
>>7262624
CANON
Gems should watch movies on their tablet
>>7262532
you know it
>>7262632
Nope. Never canon. The real Sugar would have to say so in an official press statement.
>>7262632
>Amber speaks for Rebecca
>>7262641
>>7262581
Lapiss
what shows should i watch i'm so fucking bored
canon
>>7262710
2CANON4TV
>>7262426
i'd
still
suck
them
Wholesome fun.
>>7262706
Star VS.
Mr Robot
Man in The High Castle
>>7262733
What would they name their kid?
>>7262705
I want a Peepiss to go alongside my regular Lapis
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>7262581
i miss jasper
>>7262771
>>7262706
New in 2016 shows off the top of my head: Stranger Things, The Night Of, Westworld, Planet Earth 2
>>7262757
Pandora
>>7262748
> Star Vs
already watched that one
> Mr Robot
>Young, anti-social computer programmer Elliot works as a cybersecurity engineer during the day, but at night he is a vigilante ha
eugh
>Man in The High Castle
>This series, loosely based Philip K. Dick's novel of the same name, takes a look at what the world might look like had the outcome of World War II turned out differently. In this dystopian scenario, the Axis powers won t
yeah ok
>>7262581
Is she /our girl/, /sug/?
>>7262779
Me too
>>7262641
>gems should be buck naked
>>7262813
God no
>>7262379
That doesn't look right. She needs an extra body part. Maybe two mouthes?
>Ruby acts like a child too, yet she's over 5700.
Honestly, the idea of calling gems adults or children doesn't really make sense considering they have an entirely different mental and emotional development
gems don't have a concept of age, they don't have a life cycle. calling them adults or children is like calling your desk a child or your lamp and old man
The way I see it, it's probably best to just go with treating gems they way they look and act. in my opinion it's fine for steven, at least at this age, to date peridot or one of the rubies (or maybe Carnelian as well?), but as he grows up it would gradually become creepy because he would age and they wouldn't
why do i want her to fuck her way through all those scruffy amethysts
>>7262820
I wonder if the Gems tease Steven by dressing (or un-dressing) like this and not telling him what his erection is or means.
>>7262779
Fellow same
>>7262820
W E W L A D
fukken saved
>>7262544
I like it.
>>7262842
I don't think they do.
>>7262806
alright what are some more that are on netflix
Lapisfags are a lot like their waifu. Stupid. So stupid they don't know what ship means.
>>7262851
Cubedcoconut has been improving. I hope she does more gems in loincloths
>>7262893
i'm sad and disappointed this isn't guro porn of a bisected lapis having her wound handfucked by pearl
>>7262813
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8
who is this peridot
>>7262905
She's up in her axe wound alright
dude weed lmao
>>7262893
coconut's a dude bro
>>7262931
The eyes aren't nearly red enough. That Lapis isn't baked
ᵍᵘʸˢ
>>7262931
good to see this baby still rolling around
>>7262960
Opps
>>7262931
D U D E
>>7262986
I wish I could post that webm of the guy getting his head run over by a tank, but I got banned last time, so oh well.
>>7262641
You should fucking kill yourself.
>>7263004
Does anyone have that picture of the Homeworld Trio on drugs?
I hate stoners. Get haircut and get a real job.
a reminder that you will NEVER make BD your sex obsessed love slave
>>7263041
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7806b7ab63d727779fe24de5d367c066/tumblr_odosz06Kyd1txkqcuo3_1280.png
>>7263094
>>7263062
AYY LMAO
>>7263083
I just want a gem-friend. Can I get that in this life?
Dammit, no archive.
I wanted those Steven/Lapis fusions as references.
>>7262986
Hey Peridoodle! Why are you so smol?
>>7263094
THANKS
>>7263125
I'll post them for you.
>>7263116
>he likes worst gem
shoo shoo
>>7263116
her lips looks like an asshole
blessing this thread for pure and PG discussions
>>7263165
>>7263169
do i even have to say it
>>7262986
i made you a taco peridoodle
>>7263169
People still think Amethyst is the worst? She's like the only one who hasn't gone through a major character regression [spoiler]yet[/spoiler].
>>7262706
In the past few weeks I have watched Kill la Kill, Panty and Stocking, and Black Lagoon and they are all as good as most people say they are
>>7263208
She quite literally said it herself.
>>7263191
>>7262771
glad to see that your back poet anon, love you
>>7263169
Hey now, Amethyst is great
>>7262581
>>7262779
>>7262813
what is this from?
is it a game or something?
>>7263216
Man it's almost like she has huge self-esteem issues or some shit.
>>7262581
Can gems even get drunk?
>>7263208
But she started out as bad and it's not possible for her to get any worse unlike what has happened with the other gems
>>7263246
CHUI
>>7263279
>But she started out as bad
And got better. She's less bitchy and isn't constantly "dude I eat trash lmao" anymore.
>>7263083
What would you guys do with a mindbroken Blue Diamond?
I would make her carry me around places, which seems pretty fun.
>>7262813
She's HIS girl
>>7263277
>>7263246
>newfag
>>7263277
No.
>>7263327
CONFIRMED
>>7263296
i did't find anything under chui, am i being goofed or am i just stupid
>>7263327
Amethyst probably shapeshifts whatever she needs to get drunk, because, y'know, Amethyst. The others look sober.
>>7263333
nice trip garnet
>>7263356
It's the volleyball game newfag, google it. Free flash game.
>>7263333
yeah i'm sorry i haven't been on the /sug/ thread for awhile because my mom was in the hospital
>>7263310
true, she's not really a shitty comic relief character anymore, peridot has stolen that role and is much more insufferable with it, but by her arc in season 3 and KYF she's still whining about the same stuff she was in season one
>>7263356
Keep checking
>>7263367
ah ok, found the game
tanks abunch!
>>7263356
It's a game and I believe it can be found on one of CN's non-US websites
>>7263375
But she's actually slowly improving and showing signs of maturity instead of getting episodes that seem like they fix everything then relapsing without explanation
>>7263322
underrated ship
>>7263358
>The others look sober
Pearl would probably do her best to avoid ever becoming intoxicated, due to how people tend to behave while drunk and wanting to look responsible.
Garnet would probably just not get drunk due to only drinking very casually.
>>7262771
kiss me
>>7262813
She's /mygirl/ for sure.
>>7263425
There's a blog for it as well. It's so cute
>>7263423
she literally got an entire arc centered around her getting over her dumb insecurities about her height and status amongst the CGs and she went right back to moping over them in KYF
Reminder you'll never feel the cold softness of blue diamonds soles
G I A N T E D
>>7263462
>>7263479
gianter-ed
>>7263479
Bulimic
remember red diamond
that was a fun few threads
>>7263165
>>7263191
>>7263219
Thanks a lot. I decided to do a take on it and here's what I got so far.
I saw the Water Wings a few times and felt like doing something different.
>>7263479
ALL
>>7263471
No, the point of the arc is that she's a screw-up, but she's not alone in being a screw-up. KYF lived up to that 100%. There was never a point where they indicated she was somehow full of self-worth now. She's still far better in that regard than she was in the wrestling episode
>>7263517
BITE ZA DUSTO
XDD
>>7263505
I wonder if anyone still has those pictures saved
>>7263517
I like it
Poor little Steven 2: electric boogaloo
>>7263525
I guess that interpretaion of the arc's message makes sense but it makes it seem like an unneeded rehash of the same lesson we've learned with multiple other arcs/episodes of this show and something amethyst should already have learned by know
>>7263574
HU HU HU HU HU!
>>7262931
fixed
>>7263497
was it rape?
>>7263517
It's cute, I like the thought that they'd be perpetually crying.
>>7263617
>Alex can't handle both horsecocks
>>7263617
Malexandrite is the purest love
>>7263617
How many whale dicks does she have?
>>7263617
Alexandrite is the biggest slut
>>7263504
Ew, i hope this isn't the same person who runs that Opal page on Facebook
>>7263663
>>7263609
High-octane meme concoction right here
>>7263169
>claims someone else likes worst gem while posting actual worst gem
heh okay buddy
>>7263677
I see no whale dick, it could go further.
was this shot necessary?
>>7263375
It's almost like these are deeply ingrained problems that she can't ever fully get over, just get better at living with.
>>7263674
I want to hug nakey Malachite
https://badstevenuniversescreencaps.tumblr.com/post/155968184006/drawing-that-pic-i-realized-theyve-been-getting
Is this blog for real?
>>7263662
No memedicks here. Only mighty equine dongs
>>7263708
it shouldn't have taken her so long and should have been addressed and wrapped up much sooner since her problems are miniscule compared to what other gems have been through
>>7263700
Yes.
>>7263700
Definitely.
>>7263728
it's one big troll stop shilling your blog fag
>>7263728
Jasper is the only nondiamond gem that has sexy eyebrows in her official modelsheet design. The other gems need to git gud.
>>7263709
I didn't even notice she was nakers damn
>>7263779
I wish Lapis had thick, bushy eyebrows
>>7263742
You don't go from fatass to super jacked by going to the gym once. You need to keep doing it, and you need to keep it up.
Amethyst's insecurities are her fat, and her confidence is her muscles. Every time she needs to face her own inadequacies and come to terms with them, she isn't just instantly getting in better shape. It's a gradual process.
This is realistic character development. What you want is pro-wrestling character development.
>>7263728
You mean the guy saying drawing characters with more fatures is laziness or the guy acting like it's somehow cheating?
>>7263805
she deserve it
>>7263837
>"destroy them!"
That delivery got me good.
>>7263742
>her problems are miniscule compared to what other gems have been through
Amethyst lost Rose too.
>>7263770
I want to believe it's a troll, but Tumblr's been extra stupid lately.
>>7263837
she's probably getting gangbanged constantly back at the zoo
>>7263809
Kat and Hilary give her nice think eyebrows and I am so thankful.
>>7263867
Have you seen the sucritical tag? It gave me a seizure
>>7263814
>Amethyst's insecurities are her fat, and her confidence is her muscles
>implying amethyst is working out and getting more confident as she gets slimmer and buffer
where did you get this from? Gems can't change their physical forms or improve their strength and she's insecure about being small and not super strong like normal quartzes and Pearl and Garnet. It's kind of childish compared to the problems of other gems and she should have learned to accept it and do what she can to get better with the tools she has available to her long before season 3 is what I'm saying.
>>7263874
Why did the Zoomans paint their dicks?
>>7263905
They didn't.
>>7263911
color coding
GIANT THICC
>>7263903
Oh my god, are you actually retarded? It's a fucking analogy.
>>7263885
Further proof that Katpis IS the best 'Pis
>>7263903
>she's insecure about being small and not super strong like normal quartzes and Pearl and Garnet
She's insecure about being a useless rape baby. Do you actually think she just doesn't like being small?
>>7263945
that ass is jarring
>>7263889
I can't stop looking at it. There's just so much stupid.
>>7263948
>Amethyst's insecurities are her fat, and her confidence is her muscles. Every time she needs to face her own inadequacies and come to terms with them, she isn't just instantly getting in better shape. It's a gradual process.
>This is realistic character development. What you want is pro-wrestling character development.
I misread what you said then, since she is kinda fat and I thought you were talking about it literally, but my opinion still stands that this problem was the same one she had back in On the Run and she should have moved on from it to face different problems and overcomes new personal struggles by now
>>7263728
this blog sure is something
>>7263989
>wanting blue diamond shattered
that's the REAL crime here
everything else is secondary
>>7263917
So Zoomans naturally have technicolor dicks?
>>7264036
No.
>>7263911
It's like reverse Jaspis..
>>7264046
Then why do the zoomans have multicolored dicks in that picture then?
good night /sug/
>>7264010
I'm saying that's not how it works.
Insecurity isn't a problem that can be fixed in one go.
>>7264010
>this problem was the same one she had back in On the Run
I mean, I guess self-loathing is self-loathing, but there's a difference between considering yourself a mistake who should never have been born because your very existence brought about disastrous consequences and feeling inadequate because you're obsessed about being something that you can never be.
>>7264072
Because those aren't the Zoomans.
Donezo
I HATE how pixel-y the lines look... Anyone know how to possibly fix this for the future?
>>7264078
Noight
>>7262581
Picture of lapis being burned alive by a German flame trooper when?
>>7264078
sleep tight
>>7264168
Use a bigger canvas or smoother brush?
>>7264010
She did move on from her problem in On the Run.
Back then, she felt guilty because she came from the Kindergarten, and her very existence caused an unrepairable scar on the Earth. She didn't even know that she was a walking abortion back then, but now that she knows, that's her major character flaw.
The difference is that the Kindergarten wasn't her fault like she felt, but her feelings of inadequacy are justified.
>>7264078
>*STOMP* WAKE *STOMP* UP *STOMP*
>>7263989
>Garnet
>marrying anyone other than herself
>>7263989
Bismuth needed to be put down. He attacked that child, and was shot because a human's life is more important that a gorilla's.
>>7264060
>mind blown
>>7264353
holy crap kek bad
>>7262706
revolutionary girl utena
>>7264353
Dicks out for Bismuth.
whats /sug/ eating tonight?
Im having a midnight snack of mac n cheese
>>7264098
Yes they are! That's the only logical explanation!
>>7264353
Fuck you, mang
>>7264459
Jasper and I love macaroni and cheese
so glad they improved amethysts design because apparently the creators have slimmed her down to much
>>7264481
Well, I'm done.
>>7264481
Dude, fuck tumblr.
I'd post my art somewhere else, but Tumblr is relatively easy to build on.
>>7264481
Every character has to look like Smoky Quartz or they're promoting fatshaming.
>>7264426
this is precious and all I really want
>>7264468
cheesy
>>7264481
Does Tumblr know what actual people are like?
>>7264481
>make every thin character fat and every fat character obese with stretch marks
U G H
>>7264524
>>7264481
>giving her stretch marks
She's a rock. Her body is a hologram. She wouldn't have stretch marks.
>>7264563
i am fat and i have stretch marks ergo
>>7264481
is it time to fatass post again
>>7264549
No. No they don't.
First humanized I've seen
>>7264581
>>7264590
>>7264572
You're made of lard, not photons.
>>7264608
>>7264610
>>7264581
If you do I'm spamming lapidot.
>>7264657
what a bunch of cuties
>>7264631
>>7264481
You did it, guys. You really did it. All thanks to this drawing. The patriarchy has been defeated. Body shapes now live together in perfect harmony. The concept of race has been outlawed. Thank you.
>>7264657
i can't wait for a whole group of pearls so we can get some good orgy pics
>>7264657
i love all of them so much
>>7264562
CUTE
I really hope it won't be long until we see them again
>we finally get another good character
>she's ruined with baseless shipping
why not ship her with carnelian
>>7264689
no
The artist headcanons Jasper as being a noreena Jasper
>>7264672
We did it, Reddit!
>>7264689
>i say this literally right as someone begins dumping art of those two
well i'll be damned
>>7264657
Jasper is insecure because she has a small gem (penis) compared to other quartzes haha
>>7264672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFIzpaurSGM
>>7264713
she's gonna rape her isn't she?
>>7264739
Haha yeah can't wait until she goes through the self-love (masturbation) arc so she feels better about her body
>>7264713
yes
>>7264777
TRIPS CONFIRM
SPREAD EM SKINNY (spread em Jasper?)
more Holly porn
>>7264820
No, mainly only BD porn.
>>7264739
Maybe if it was bigger Lapis wouldn't have compared it to Steven's and then rejected her.
>>7264820
>>7264855
compromise?
>>7264855
and only a good handful of it. Maybe when the bomb officially airs we'll have more of both?
>>7264859
We need to start a fundraiser to get Jasper gem enlargement surgery
>>7264820
How does this image make you feel?
>>7264908
slightly aroused
>>7264908
Like an archaeologist because of all those artifacts.
>>7264908
horney
>>7264914
i dont get it
>>7264970
It's pearl hanging out with mystey girl
>>7264908
bad.
Good night, nerds
>>7264970
im assuming shes got a vibrator and mystery girl just cranked it up.
What I dont get is why pearl has a soda
>>7265005
kill yourself
>>7265005
Good night.
>>7265006
She's giving it to Steven who's parched after the blowjob she gave him.
>>7265016
I've still got like three bags of jerky to eat, I can't kill myself yet.
>>7265024
Hate long hair on her and pearl
>>7264908
i don't get why that would make her skin red though
sombody please help me
>>7265024
it would be nice but is poorly edited
>>7265045
Yeah, sadly
>>7265044
She gets a rash when she's sexually aroused
>>7265043
It really goeas against pearl's character, but on lapis it's interesting, seeing so many shitty redesigns out there
>>7265081
It just changes Lapis' design from boring generic short hair anime girl to boring generic long hair anime girl
>>7264914
I wonder when we'll ever see mystery girl again.
Like what if she'll be one of the humans the diamonds try to abduct when they come back to earth or what if they see her and mistake her for Rose Quartz at first
It could be interesting
>>7265109
She needs a 6 pack
How does this pic make you feel sug?
sug, this company has been stringing me along for almost a month now. I haven't heard from them since the friday before last
I don't think I can get any other job. My prospects keep getting worse every day. What do I do?
>>7265165
Proud.
>>7265179
Do not ask for help in a discussion forum for a children's show
>>7265165
indifferent
>>7265165
happy
>>7265165
>Elven skinny but not "Skinny" Jasper
>Manjaw Peridot
>Abortion via baseball bat
It's shit.
>>7265191
sometimes I forget that the people here aren't my friends
>>7265212
can we be friends?
>>7265212
Now you made me feel bad for making black humor in 4chan, thanks
I dunno man, keep trying, if you can't try lower until you get something, and then don't give up on it
>>7265006
once pearl gets with mg she will probably get acquainted to human shit
idk if i wanna finish this but wanted to try out weird kinks
>>7265329
It looks like Skinny is sitting on a table with a dildo on top of it and Fatsper is just standing behind her since you didn't draw their legs
>>7265329
Skinny is now pregnant
I want to have sexual intercourse with Steven
>>7265536
Stop being weird Jasper
>>7265552
I meant the real life Steven you perv
get your mind out of the gutter
>>7265536
But he's your son...
>>7265567
>lying
>>7265567
honestly, I would let him plow me too
>>7265645
Rebecca looks really attractive with hair like this. I wonder who told her that her recent haircut was a good look for her
>>7265645
>ywn be Rebecca's friend
end my life
>>7265663
she would probably throw up
When will Jasper come and ravish me in the dreamscape or otherwise?
I sleep every night, but all I see is blackness... I go through every day, but all I feel is darkness...
>>7265663
Ian is a an abusive pedophile and threatens to hurt Rebecca if she lets her hair grow out or try to put on makeup to look pretty
>>7265693
>Rebecca cut her hair to keep the puke from getting in it
DISGUSTING
>>7265699
I just want to dream about Jasper lovingly cradling me in her arms and asking me to suck the milk out of her breasts.
>>7265726
just because it's DISGUSTING doesn't mean it's not true
>>7265663
An anon a few days ago said she might have cut it because she has autism and she couldn't stand combing her hair
I've never heard Sugar say she is autistic but it sounds believable
>>7265728
Would you share it with her and give her back some of her own juices, orally?
>>7265753
i honestly doubt she is THAT incapable of combing her hair... but then again, I don't really comb mine nor know what it's like to have hair like that. I'm stuck with this hairstyle. Not sure if it is or isn't a mullet. Photo is an example of my hair
>>7265760
Yes of course. I would also save some to make pancakes with for us to eat together in the morning.
>>7265805
>ywn start the day right with a glass of orange juice and genuine quartzmilk pancakes
SIGHING
good night
I have a hard would you rather for you guys
Would you rather:
>Have sex with Ian and have you wear a diaper
or
>Have sex with Zuke while she rambles on about how Lapidot is the best ship ever that needs to be canon
No backing out
>>7265879
i dont think zuke even thinks about lapidot at all anymore
>>7265879
>implying you can't use the second option to verbally shit on Lapidot as a concept and completely shatter her spirit.
>>7265879
>Have sex with Ian and have you wear a diaper
I'll let daddy Ian give me his cummie popsicles.
>>7265879
only if Zuke has a strapon
>>7265890
No instead she is talking up middle school aged (mentally ill) children
>>7265901
>being buttflustered about trans people
whatever anon
>>7265901
oh god
>>7265901
Is she regressing?
>>7265844
not again!
>>7265844
Can we get a clothed lapis version?
>>7265901
I wish people with gender dysphoria could get real help.
Hormones and surgery are not the answer.
>>7265918
puke is at it again
>>7265934
Here you go.
>>7265901
I don't care what adults do. People can do whatever they want with their own bodies.
But this? This crosses the line. They are probably coercing a child into believing they are uncomfortable with their body, because she is projecting their own feelings onto them. This is not fucking okay, especially with how hormones can be damaging to kids in puberty.
What the fuck Zuke.
>>7265961
Excellent thank
>>7265972
She does look a little like she's about to laugh
>>7265645
This is what Steven will look like in the future.
Lapis chose the right shota to groom.
>>7265753
I have autism and my hair is longer than hers was.
Combing it isn't that bad.
>>7265910
stop projecting onto me and kill yourself tranny zuke
>>7265973
this. hormone therapy and whatever else should be banned until your like 17/18.
>>7265879
Ian seems like a cool dude, so I wouldn't mind getting fucked by him, and the diaper isn't a big deal if we're not in public.
On the other hand, in the second option, I'd love to stop right before she orgasms, and then say Lapidot is shit and leave.
>>7266016
That's exactly what i was saying. There's no way she's that incapable of being unable to comb hair
>>7266039
>whisper "uprooted and destroyed"
>>7266053
>whisper "was getting uprooted part of your plan?"
>>7266050
>There's no way she's that incapable of being unable to comb hair
This is the same woman who couldn't tell Zuke to stop trying to make Lapidot canon for two years. I wouldn't put it past her
Why is this place so creepy about the crew?
>>7266032
you should edit every frame of scene to make them naked and then post the finished product here when you are done
after that you can work on editing the clothes off the gems in every frame of every other scene in the show until every episode has a nude version
>>7266082
autism is a hell of a thing
>>7266080
Autists have a hard time with social interactions, not things like combing their own hair.
Someone draw various crewniverse members like in this screenshot
>>7266082
>it's the same lapis/zukefag that was complaining about someone joking about zuke earlier
kys
>>7265726
purging isn't messy when you have practice
>>7266106
Make them naked...
>>7266110
for what purpose?
>>7266018
make me
>>7266122
>not wanting most of the crewniverse naked
shit taste senpai
Is Pearl a good person despite her mistakes?
>>7266161
No. If you ignore her mistakes, there's still the shitty things she did on purpose.
>>7266107
Do you call anyone who disagrees you a Zukefag?
>>7266161
No she isn't a good person, but she's very cute.
She's such a shitty person that it makes her the most interesting character on the show, and the best written.
>>7266161
Yes. A bad person wouldn't have major moral regrets.
>>7266179
I call anyone who starts whining when people make fun of Zuke Zukefags, yes.
>>7266161
No but that's why I like her.
>>7266193
Some autistic people have sensory problems. Which can make something like brushing their hair feel like it's being ripped out
>>7266161
She's a pretty shit person if you ask me.
>>7266216
Then wouldn't cutting it hurt them more? Sorry if that sounds ignorant
>>7266222
Hair doesn't have nerves in it, but hair follicles do.
>>7266222
did you seriously just ask if cutting hair hurts?
>>7266237
Maybe Anon is Rapunzel, and never had a haircut in 18 years.
>>7266222
>there are people this dumb
Is it bad that i want at least one gem shattered? I've probably mentioned this already, but have Pearl or Lapis get killed off because she wanted to protect Steven.
>>7266286
>lapis getting shattered
i'm gonna cum
>>7266286
>shatter Lapis
Yes please
>>7266317
!
>>7266286
Ruby and Lapis have the most death flags.
Ruby because her hand is broken off of the temple, she thinks of herself as disposable so she would definitely let herself die if it meant saving Sapphire, and Blue Diamond made a promise to shatter her. This also opens up to Sapphire angst and maybe seeing her try to fuse with the other Rubies in order to fill the hole.
Lapis because of the "just let me do this for you", overall suicidal behavior, being so overpowered that she'd need to be written out for the others to seem useful, and of course, Lauren Zuke's incredibly vague "I'm sorry Lapis, I tried" which could mean anything from her not hooking up with Peridot to her being shattered and prevented from hooking up with Peridot.
>>7266143
I'd like to do naked stuff with becky and ian
>>7266362
What kind of naked stuff?
Would you fuck her even if she insisted on not shapeshifting her cock away?
>>7266392
oh anon, lots of naked stuff. scrub the other's back at the shower, taking a bath, go to the sauna together, do lewd things to each other.
yes. lots of stuff
>>7266362
>ywn be spitroasted by becky with a strapon and ian
why
even
live
>>7266392
I want to suckle Becky's tits and drink her sweet breast milk.
And I want Ian to change my wet messy diaper
>>7266360
Aww fuck, that sounds good
bi sex = best sex
>>7263165
Would Connie get jealous if Steven and Lapiz fused? If she knew he fused with anyone else?
>>7266204
But how do you know it was the same person?
Are you a wizard, Anon?
>>7266413
An ass is fine too.
>>7266418
all i want is an ian-anon-becky sandwich. is that too much to ask for?
>>7266437
It's never too late to hire me.
Rebecca Sugar, if you're lurking here, that was a hint.
>>7266441
no. why?
>>7266441
Steven already fused with Amethyst.
But she's practically his sister, and it's normal for a brother and a sister to have sexual encounters.
Connie knows this, and would know to be jealous when Steven fuses with someone who isn't his family member.
>>7266443
I just assumed this particualr Zukefag was the same Zukefag as a thread or two ago since they type the same way, have the same attitude, and posted cropped screenshots of Lapis alongside their whining
>>7266441
I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't been explored yet.
>Connie! I can fuse with the other gems!
Wow, Steven! That's so cool!
>Me and Amethyst have this really neat Yo-Yo and Me and Lapis have HEALING WATER!
Whoa, that sounds so... practical.
>So far all I got with Pearl is a weird flag thing. Apparently it's the Crystal Gem's very own banner. Isn't that cool?!
Y-yeah, that's great Steven...
>The whole episode is just Steven gushing about his new abilities and Connie feeling super useless and unimportant.
I don't know if I want this...
what if you met becky at q con or panel and she discretely asked you to have a threeway with her and ian?
>>7266492
Politely decline.
I'm saving myself for my gemfu
>>7266492
Politely Decline.
No, that's it.
>>7266482
I just want to see Steven fuse with other Gems to see what kinds of bizarre powers result from them.
>Me and Garnet could fix things before they were even broken!
>Me and Peridot could control my shield and ride on it like a flying surfboard!
What if Rebecca came up to you and told you she'd draw a nude pin up of your gem waifu if you sucked Ian's dick?
>>7266492
Sure, why not?
>>7266524
>Steven and Garnet's Fusion is just Crazy Diamond
OH SHIT!
>>7266525
I'd rather to suck her dick
>>7266525
I'm more than capable of drawing my own gem smut, thank you very much.
However, if she agreed to restore Pearl to her mid season 1 appearance (elongated oval head instead of circle, thinner body), I would suck Ian's dick and her own.
>>7266550
Steven is already crazy Diamond.
Steven/Garnet fusion is like a fusion of Crazy Diamond and King Crimson.
>>7266525
Can I offer Ian a nude pin-up of myself if Becky sucked my gem waifu's dick instead?
Is gem dickloving irony or sincerity
>>7266594
For me, sincerity.
>>7266602
Explain
>>7266594
I love Jasper no matter what she had under that suit
>>7262771
kys
requests?
>>7266636
Peridot ripping someone's braces out with her powers
>>7266617
I'm bisexual.
I'm more attracted to girls than guys but more attracted to dicks than vaginas.
So I especially like pre-op ftm trannies, and gems with dicks fit the bill.
>>7266594
Sincerity
I'm bi and generally attracted to guys, but girls with dicks are good stuff
>>7266524
>We will never see Garneven voiced by Cee Lo Green
>>7266709
>>7266723
Maybe it's just me, but even as a bisexual myself I don't see gem dicks being all that attractive. Maybe it has something to do with how I imagine the gems themselves?
>>7262931
I think we've reached meme bedrock boys.
-Norp: The guy with the yeti and the rap about lapis being evil
>>7266709
Same.
>>7266723
I wish I was more attracted to regular guys so I could enjoy dick in real life, but a mix of masculinity and femininity is what turns me on
>>7266753
*forced meme shit
>>7266760
So Pearl and Jasper are your waifus yes?
Do they make her as cute as possible to distract the viewer from how much of a fuck up she is?
>>7266784
What does it say about me that I didn't think anything was wrong with Pearl because I found most of her actions completely reasonable?
>>7266784
>pearl
>cute
pick one
>>7266806
You're an average stupid Pearlfag
>>7266760
One thing I like about trans girls is that they have low standards. Even the hot ones are desperate enough to even fuck an ugly guy like me.
>>7266746
Probably
I guess once you create an image of them in your head changing anything, like adding a dick, feels weird
>>7266760
I used to only really be into girls but I've pretty much flipped the other way (still waiting to get some dick though)
I guess that's why I crave some masculine aspect in the more feminine characters
>>7266807
She's adorkable, how could you say she isn't
>>7266813
but my waifu is hamethyst
>>7266806
Same.
In cry for help, I didn't think she really did anything wrong.
>>7266819
who the fuck can't do ciphers
get good, pearl
>>7266815
that's what you think
>>7266828
the writers dropped her intelligence a lot in the past few seasons
>>7266784
Yep. Same as with Lapis.
Why do you think they changed her design from pic related to what we have now?
To quote Terry Pratchett: "'If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are."
>>7266827
You are right, Rebecca has made it clear that rape is a-okay in Steven's Universe
>>7266841
all you do is connect the fucking lines it's not hard
>>7266827
>raped Garnet
>didn't do anything wrong
Can you post a pic of yourself so I know to avoid you if I ever see you irl?
>>7266815
I mean I have incredibly low standards but there's no way I'd want someone touching my dick or forcing me to use it
>>7266861
other way around for me
>>7266843
Lapis was okay until Zuke shat her up with Barn Mates and made her into an insufferable angsty cunt. Kind of figures, in hindsight.
>>7266853
ok here
>>7266859
I'm not saying the Crewniverse is racist or sexist or some shit for it.
I'm just saying that they use underhanded tactics to try to make us forgive characters more easily.
>>7266861
>lank crew
where is pearl at, she's thinner than both of them
>>7266843
I think beta Lapis is cute.
>>7263250
Oh shit dawg... the image I saved from redshit, and posted here is spreading.
-Norp: God of Man
>>7266872
Lapis only became a shitty character after Zuke got her hands on her, but she was always a shitty person.
>>7266890
what
>>7266885
You think shit is cute.
>>7266861
Then your standards aren't low enough.
I prey on the really insecure trannies.
>>7266859
Maybe if their waifu was as cute and had better writing they wouldn't bitch so much
>>7266884
No one really likes Pearl so they didn't invite her.
>>7266895
I think he meant Lapis's beta design, not Lapis in the episode Beta.
>>7266891
this
>>7266879
>I don't equate fusion to sex in most cases
Well, there's the problem. You're clearly supposed to.
>>7266907
Oh. That makes sense.
>>7266891
Not necessarily. She was developing in a good direction with how she'd interact with Steven.
Then it all just took a U-turn at "Barn Mates" and all that development was damn near gone.
God, fuck "Barn Mates". It's undoubtedly the worst SU episode by far. No episode has gotten so close to legitimately angering me besides that.
>>7266905
stay mad homeworldfag
>>7266899
Peal is the only character the writers seem to give a shit about so it's not surprising other waifufags are a bit butthurt if they don't like her character as much and want to see other characters not get shit on.
>>7266923
The way Amethyst acted in the episode was definitely how I felt.
>>7266923
I didn't think Barn Mates was that bad. It's not like Lapis was head over heels for Peridot by the end of that episode. Steven had just convinced her to give Peridot a chance.
"Beta" was when Lapis's character development was uprooted and destroyed.
>>7266929
Pearl a cunt.
>>7266933
always a great day to be a pearlfag!
>>7266955
what's the name of that face she's making
>>7266879
in a way fusion is even more intimate than sex since gems who partake in it fully inhabit each other's minds and bodies
https://youtu.be/XdWFV4XMNkU
i laughed
>>7266962
Ahegao
>>7266963
the idea of fusing with someone gives me a metaphysical boner
>>7266962
Aheago.
>>7266776
Jasper's character isn't developed enough to be waifu material, but it's so close.
God please bring her back
>>7266963
That's pretty hot. Too bad humans can't fuse.
>>7266987
how do you know
>>7266981
I want Stevonnie to fuse her dick with my ass
Physically
>>7266986
teehee
>>7266986
Maybe we should be glad she's dead.
Getting Zuked is a fate worse than death.
>>7266939
Her not being head over heels for Peridot wasn't the problem. The problem was the whole thing about Lapis is that she cares about Steven and she legitimately learned to trust him. So why the fuck would she not see that Steven, and by proxy Peridot, is putting forth all of this effort to explain Peridot's redemption isn't for nothing? It's almost like Lapis just decided to stop giving a fuck about Steven entirely just to express her super exaggerated Spite.
And while this wouldn't have been out of left field when we first meet Lapis, this is after Lapis has been saved like 3 times and a whole episode of nothing but strengthening Lapis and Steven's relationship. It just makes so little sense after going through that much.
That was ranty, my bad
>>7266990
That's a good point. Maybe I should try.
>>7266963
I want to become one with Jasper for eternity
So far in this colour
>>7266977
there is hardly any good SU youtube poops out there... is ytp dying?
>>7267000
follow your dreams
try jumping one of the amethysts the next time they check on the enclosure
>>7267004
kill yourself
>>7266998
No, you actually make a really good point. If Lapis was in character, she'd believe Steven when he said Peridot has changed.
>>7266994
With Zuke out of the picture it's the perfect time to resume Jasper's story.
Just don't let her get memebarn'd.
Please.
>>7267004
cute.
>>7267004
kill yourself
>>7264022
> mfw 'sugilite is super-racist representation of a black person'
>>7267015
Zuke may be out of the picture, but the episodes are boarded about a year before they air. We have another 10 months of Zuke.
When Jasperfags say they want Jasper to come back in season 6, they mean they don't want her coming back any earlier.
>mfw Jasper-Redemption is akin to Piccolo's from DBZ and she embarks on a journey at first just to teach Steven how to be a real Quartz only to actually develop a friendship with him.
>>7266525
I'd ask for a Jasper pin up. Then ask for art lessons because I'm shit
>>7267044
Now I'm torn between wanting Jasper to be Piccolo and wanting her to be Vegeta.
>>7266746
Funny, i found out two days ago why uncle andy's voice sounded so familiar. He also voices Meatwad
>>7267044
she's a fucking side character stop living in fantasy land
>>7267044
Yes, that's what you would like to happen, so instead we are going to do the exact opposite and turn her into a flanderized meme, as we have done with most every character. Consistency is key.
>>7266893
Once in a while I browse reddit to laugh at them..
I found said gem of an image, made by someone called Puma Bear or some shit... then I posted it on here a few weeks ago and now it's spreading.
-Norp: The guy who has a yeti and raps
>>7267058
they may not be as important as the CGs but they still deserved better
>>7267062
This is unfortunately true.
But what kind of meme is she gonna be.
I'll bet she'll speak entirely in grunts and speeches about the Super Quartz legend.
>>7267044
What if she never gets redeemed and beats the shit out of everyone because her perfection is maximum?
>>7266861
>Lanky Crew
UH OH DO I SEE LANKY???
>>7267089
she already does that, fuck jasper her ''''''arc''''' was just as boring and wasteful as peridot's.
i want to know about white diamond already and more plots like the latest bomb.
>>7267091
What if Jasper never gets redeemed, but instead redeems the Crystal Gems and makes them respectable Homeworld citizens?
>>7267055
Greg's voice actor also played a reoccurring character on ATHF
>>7267058
>All this knowledge of Pink Diamond
>Kickstarted the Amethyst Reflection Arc
>Kickstarted the Steven Reflection Arc
>Kickstarted everyone's doubts on Rose Quartz
She's damn near a more consistent catalyst of events than Steven himself.
>>7267099
shoot yourself with a coconut gun
>>7267102
Her arc hasn't even happened yet.
>>7267107
all of this could have happened if they can get pearl to talk
>>7267044
I was hoping more of a Vegeta redemption, but that actually sounds better quite honestly
>>7267104
I'd rather have her not redeemed, but uncorrupted and some what grateful for Steven trying to help her.
She could then, as a reference to Greek mythology, head for a journey extremely similar to the 12 Labours of Heracles to pay for the shit she's done.
>>7267165
What exactly did she do that was so bad she'd care about making up for it?
>>7267102
if they had explored Malachite more and let Jasper develop upon the aftermath and get focus while playing a role in Amethyst's arc it would have been more satisfying and made it seem like Jasper was getting her own story too while learning more about fusion and the problems that can arise when gems who don't have a lot of experience with or understanding of it or relationships experiences something like Malachite
>>7267187
I dunno
Being a big, smoking hot gem that gave most of us erections
>>7267190
If only
>>7267117
I really like this idea for Jasper, because Vegeta was technically never redeemed until his sacrifice in the Buu saga.
He was just sticking around because we wanted to defeat Kakarot and because every time a threat arose, it was better to team up with the Z Fighters than fight it alone.
I'd love it if Jasper just realized that she can never go back to Homeworld, so she just reluctantly sticks around and helps the Gems out, but refuses to ever call herself a Crystal Gem.
And as time goes on, she slowly gets more and more friendly with the Crystal Gems, to the point where, when offered a chance to go back to Homeworld and get her rank back, she refuses.
I'm saying all of this because I know Jasper's redemption will be disappointing compared to it.
>>7267237
Yeah, that's really why I feel like she's most likely based on Vegeta since their personalities match so well
Weird that this discussion happens as I'm watching DBZ for the first time
>>7267272
That's Dragon Ball anon
>>7267287
Launch is in z too
>>7267291
Barely in it
>>7267309
Sadly
>>7267309
just remember that she's canonically chasing tien's dick at all times offscreen
>>7267272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQJhucmYKYw
>>7267187
Currently the only two things that could give reason for her ever attempting to reform are the loneliness and exhaustion she hinted at feeling in Earthlings.. Lusting for revenge is not good, neither is wanting to purge people for not wanting to do a job that they were made for, neither is seeing fusion and other gems as tools. Those would be a few of the things she would need to set aside in order to achieve peace and be able to get someone to like her enough to want to fuse with her.
She would need to redeem herself by unlearning homeworld ideologies like Peridot had to since they pretty much evil by themselves, but her belief in them are tied into her own insecurities of not being good enough and her experiences of having to fight in a war started by, having someone she cared about getting killed by, and having her planet taken away by people who acted against homeworld's ideologies which makes her hang on to them tighter than someone like Peridot would.
That's the problem with her getting redeemed, mostly the part that would involve her having to befriend the CGs. She sees them as the bad guys. Even though she has expressed desire for something more out of life than being the perfect soldier that she tries to be, as long as she thinks that the CGs unrightfully killed the person she cared most about and don't regret it she won't have a lot of motivation to rethink her stance on Homeworld's ideologies and consider the things wrong with them. She has it set in her mind that going against them only makes bad stuff happen.
But they could also bypass that by simply pulling out another cluster-like plot device to force her redemption along like they did with Peridot or, even more simply, dropping any aspects of her character that conflicts with her befriending the CGs like they did with Lapis.
>>7267654
>lapis and peridot unnecessarily looking at each other instead of forward like everyone else
kys
>>7267693
>>7267697
>>7267680
Why are you so fucking autistic?
>>7267711
i could ask you the same thing
>>7267711
moar arts like this
>>7267747
New thread
>>7267817
>>7267817
>>7267817