/sug/ - Steven Universe General When's the last time y

List of things in SU that started off intimidating and interesting that were then ruined forever
.Lapis
.Peridot
.Jasper
.Malachite
.HomeWorld
.Corrupt Gems
.Cluster Gems
.Gems from HomeWorld
.The Cluster
.Yellow Diamond
.Blue Diamond

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Gems should fly lanterns

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Wholesome family shipping, post cute ships.

>>7267839
you should kill yourself

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>>7267839
cute

When does Lapis fuck Sapphire with a water representation of Jasper's cock?

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goodnight
>chui

>Are humans the only animals that could eradicate all life on earth just for the hell of it?

>Are other animals aware about galaxies, other planets, and the universe?

>Will technology in the far future be so advanced that we could control the expansion of the sun, making so it wont destroy all life on earth?

>Why is there only one animal smart enough to explore the galaxy?

>Why do we want to preserve endangered species?

>Could a creature made entirely of rock exist in any possible circumstance?

Some questions I've googled without really getting an answer

If only there was a huge thicc rock girl cock to choke on

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>>7268060
Jasper's cock is juicy.

>>7268066
why waste it in blue cyclops?

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>>7267817
Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation
From the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference
And gets stupefied

I've been waiting my whole life for just one, fuck
And all I needed was just one, fuck
How can you say that you don't give a, fuck
I find myself stupefied, coming back again
All I wanted was just one, fuck
One tiny little innocent, fuck
And when I feel like I'm shit out of, Luck
I find my stupefied, coming back again

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I'm breaking down
And why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away

See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied
It's all the same you see
Live with it but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied
I get stupefied

All the people in the left wing, fuck
And all the people in the right wing, fuck
And all the people in the underground, fuck
I find myself stupefied, coming back again
All the people in the high rise, fuck
And all the people in the projects, fuck
And all la gente in the bario, fuck
I find myself stupefied, coming back again

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I'm breaking down
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away

See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied
It's all the same you see
Live with it but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied
I get stupefied

>>7268106
Tefched
Tefahed

And don't deny me
No baby now, don't deny me
And darlin' don't be afraid

Well, I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied

Look in my face, stare in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, stare in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, stare in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, stare in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, step in my soul
Look in my face, step in my soul
Look in my face, step in my soul
Look in my face, step in my soul
Look in my face, step in my soul
Look in my face, stare into my soul
Look in my face, stare into my soul
I begin to stupify, ah

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>>7268106
Hi Drawbauche.. wait

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>>7267817
I'm reading a book right now...

-Norp: That dude with the Yeti and the Lapis rap

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There is a Gem out there that loves you, Anon.

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>>7268106
>>7268140
STOP SINGING

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>>7268163
Not anymore! With all new Billy Memes' Fantasy Breaker!

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>>7268066
Red Cyclops is better
>>7268163
I hate myself so Amethyst is my best bet, or Peridot because I like waving around my 140 IQ to green aliens(Then proceed to get outsmarted and start grappling the alien)

>>7268165
But Stupify is the best one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVcY--XzeIc

Norp: That guy who has a Yeti do his taxes due to his intellect being kneecapped by autism and nihilism

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>>7268202
SHIT! I FORGOT THE HYPHEN!
IT'S ALL OVER NOW!
-Norp: Yeti and raps guy

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I fucking Hate you /sug/

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>>7268219
Who doesn't?

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>>7268219
Why so glum

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I can't wait for disappointment

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>>7268240
I don't think I grabbed the right megaman panel...

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Has that guy who makes the creepy picture done one of pearl yet? If not I think it could be based on this scene instead of a bloody pic (or they could do whatever, its their choice)

>>7267837
first of all, you grouped intimidating and interesting as if they belong together. secondly, this is probably bait because you gave zero explanation, but ill bite

>Lapis
wasnt supposed to be intimidating for more than 2 episodes, and now that zuke got juked there maybe hope for lapis

>Peridot
same as lapis, but needs more work to revert the meme status

>Jasper
needs to wait and see what comes out of the redemption rumours.

>Malachite
malachite is just fine

>Homeworld
so little is known about homeworld that you cant conclude anything

>Corrupt Gems
again, insufficient information

>Cluster Gems
why the split with the cluster and its gems

>Gems from HomeWorld
again, insufficient information

>The Cluster
we probably havent seen the last of the cluster

>Yellow Diamond
yeah, fear of the unknown is more exciting, but you can bet that she wasnt supposed to stay like that.

>Blue Diamond
the blue diamond weve seen in the answer is told through garnet and probably before PD was shattered (?), BD now is a different character.

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>>7268261
Found it...
I'm also working on a full panic mode yeti so watch out for that
-Norp: Yetis

>>7268240
> Not 'Camp Whining Farts'
https://youtu.be/D6Fe9Ei47Z4

>>7268202
F-Forsen?

>>7268299
what does the comic say?

>>7268059

>Are humans the only animals that could eradicate all life on earth just for the hell of it?
what other animals have access to nuclear weapons?

>Are other animals aware about galaxies, other planets, and the universe?
not all humans are aware of that, let alone animals. of course this a a guess, unless you can go inside a consciousness of an animal

>Will technology in the far future be so advanced that we could control the expansion of the sun, making so it wont destroy all life on earth?
no one knows, for now lets try to survive the next 100 years, there are enough short term problems.

>Why is there only one animal smart enough to explore the galaxy?
on earth, humans. in the universe? maybe aliens exist?

>Why do we want to preserve endangered species?
generally we try to preserve the animals that humans made endangered.

>Could a creature made entirely of rock exist in any possible circumstance?
aliens.jpeg

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>>7261253
kill yourself

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>>7268301
What the fuck is a Forsen?
I'm the Yeti guy who was exiled from /vp/ and posts yetis at any given opportunity.
Speaking of which.

His name is Indominable Doom Kong
-Norp: God of Man who likes Yetis too much.

>>7268339
More yetis

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>>7268388
I'll cook up some more... I'll post the OG.
-Norp: He who makes Yetis

>>7268409
OG yetI best yeti

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>>7268417
Here's him sad, because I often refer to him as best gem, and gems are known for crying.
He cries antifreeze though.
-Norp: Trying to read comics but is obligated to make Yetis

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>>7268307
No idea. Fill in the gaps when you find out.

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>>7261335
kill yourself

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>>7268026
kill yourself

>>7261479
kill yourself
that also goes for all this chui bullshit btw, ya'll need to do some neck tied bungee jumping in the nearest future

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>>7261479
>>7268475
huh

kill yourself

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>>7268417
Here's a picture of my Yeti curling around 80 fatspers that's about 1.2 undecillion Zettagrams.

>>7268485
Oh shit I forgot to add my name
Here's one for both posts.
-Norp: He who has stronk yetis.
-Norp: Forgetful mole bastard.

Why is there so much stuff of gems watching Steven sleep or sleeping with him? What is it about sleep that facinates you so much /sug/?

>>7268496
I don't know... I'm just Yetiposting here to keep from pressing the big red button and ending all there is, all there was, and all there ever will be, with a big huge BEEEP then a THOOOOM!
-Norp: Dangerous suicidal sociopath

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>>7262757
kill yourself

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>7268542
Hi Drawbauchery

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>>7268542
You fucked up bad!
You made me do this!
Yellow series Yeti # 3 IDKTHICC
-Norp: The one who posted the lyrics to stupify far far above with a badly photoshopped fusion of Lapis Lazuli and The Sentry

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>>7267863

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I also drew Red Series Yeti # 3, IDKBURN
-Norp: No... you can't kill it with fire.

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So which will be revealed first?
The contents of the chest...

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>>7268621
Lapis Lazuli's vagina

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>>7268621
Or the contents of the orb?

>>7268635
Very nice
-Norp: Has a fetish for blue people for some reason... please don't ask why... I think it was from watching X-Men(The movie, not the awesome cartoon) when I was little. Mystique gave me diamonds, well when puberty kicked in anyway.

>>7268635
See this is the sort of shit people can pull while your hard drive is dying, none of your programs work fast enough.

>>7268650
>-Norp
who?

Why is there so much stuff of gems watching Steven sleep or sleeping with him? What is it about sleep that facinates you so much /sug/?

Which gem will steel Stevens first kiss?

>>7268689
>steel
One of the totally real metal men will be steven's first kiss screencap this post

>>7268689
The forced fusion of Connie and Black Diamond's child.

>>7268658
Me.. I'm Norp
-Norp: I'm Norp

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Even now the evil seed of what you've done GERMINATES within you

Whitch gem do you think is the softest to hug?

I want to adopt Steven!

Does anyone have that comic about Greg sacrificing himself at the end of the series?

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Will Becky give us a bittersweet ending?

>>7268771
WHAT THE FUCK!
-Norp: The one who is confused and horrified.

>>7268542
kiss me

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I just now realized that Jasper would be so much better if she had roses facial features.

>>7268791
delete everything about this

>>7268771
I'm not sure, Regular Show was always pretty edgy and bittersweet, and would kill off minor characters all the time. I think the most bittersweet Sucrose would go is outright saying that Steven would one day die and the gems would have to deal with that, or she may even show that at the very end.

>>7268811
But she turned Jasper into a dog made out of the penance stare but instead of Jasper being a murderer, she's a stalker dog-fucker.
-Norp: Help me I'm dying

imagine gems
but with dicks

>>7268852
So Pearl.
-Norp: That guy who is trying to think of a Yeti for the situation but is going insane.

>>7268770
bump

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>>7263474
kill yourself

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>>7268805
how about you take your SHIT opinion and L E A V E

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>>7264581
kill yourself

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>>7269130
Your the one with the shit opinion.
(Notice: I'm out of yetis for the moment, I can only draw so many in a short period of time without having to be admitted to an asylum for a few months)
-Norp: Taking a break from yetis and using Venom

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>>7264646
kill yourself

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>>7265536
kill yourself

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>>7266258
kill yourself

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does anybody know the artist behind this or his tumblr?

I know it but i always forget it.

>>7269318
Oh sweet IDKCHRIST get Pearl to a burn ward, and a psyche ward.
-Norp: The Yeti Guy

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>>7269318
I'd tell you, but it's easy to find on google.

>>7269360
ye i found it it's all good.

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>>7268542
OH NO I'm late

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>>7269194
This is fine and I am glad that you do not give in to the vice.

>>7269194
?

>>7269396
I have thrown away my vice
Done away with paradise
See what's going on inside my mind
-Norp: Lives off of hard rock and charred cock(by that I mean fried chicken).

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wow slow sug is slow

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>>7269415
I will be honest with you random anon, I have no idea what we are talkinga bout anymore.

>>7269434
Those were some of the words to Perfect Insanity by Disturbed.
But my own creations (The Yetis) are breaking my mind.
-Norp: Dying by way of Yetis

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Aside from Lapidot, what other things needs to die on this show?

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>>7269446
yeah okay.

>>7269457
Lapis

>>7269457
Me

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>>7269457
how about the pork chop meme?

stop the sapphire meme

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>>7269489

>>7268771
That made me so sad, and I'm not half as invested in Regular Show as I am in Steven Universe.

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Remember to eat healthy.

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>>7269524

Zuke did nothing wrong

>>7269524
>Not Remember to drink 2 lt. of water a day

>>7269529
This is fat erasure. Why isn't Tumblr busy redesigning Zuke?

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>>7269550
Dude imagine a thin zuke that is liked by men and is getting some hot dicking every night. Imagine how happy she would be and what nice cartoons she would draw and continue to draw untill she becomes a single mom.

>>7269544
Fucking kill yourself, Puke.

Remember when /sug/ actually liked Zuke?

>A textbook was, for lack of a better word, the right name for this item.
>It was a large book, covered in what can be described as cracked black leather.
>Around the book, a piece of the leather was elongated to form a primitive lock.
>The outside of the book, adorned with the old Diamond Authority logo, engraved into the side.
>The pink gem, had been dressed in gold lacor, the gem itself replaced with a small pin crystal
>Lapis had an evil grin painted across her face, as the book was open.
>The page she was on was old, its paper had long since turned sand coloured with cracks adorning the page.
>The ink was still legible in the gem language however, and that was all that Lapis needed.
“Manipulating Human Emotions though Gem Magic.”
>The lazulite gem read out as she looked down the page.
“Hate, anger, sadness, fear, happiness, excitement, friendship… Love.”
>It was the last section Lapis needed, seemingly it was underlined in the gem tongue too.
>Lapis’ grin widened as she read the ancient forbidden text.
“Who ever shall use this spell, shall send a human into a state, where upon waking up they shall fall into a never ending Love with the first gem they see.”
>It was almost too good to be true, no wonder the Crystal Gems hid this book.
>Lapis read carefully through the page. Seeing every detail, every action and every item she would need to take into account to get the spell just right.
>Upon finishing the section, lapis closed the book and sighed
“Steven...”
>On the other side of the barn, Steven dropped his shovel as a cold chill ran down his spine.

>>7269637
kys

>>7269634
Yeah your opinion on someone tends to change when they get lazy with their work and you also find out they're a huge cunt

>>7269634
I honestly don't even see why, she was never all that funny aside from that single line Amethyst had in Catch in Release about peeing in the ocean. Other than that her writing has been lazy at best and fanfiction tier at worst.

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>>7269396
kill yourself

http://www.strawpoll.me/12118651

>>7269798
Gems have protagonist immunity

>REMINDER

Season 6 Leaked Episode Titles


What it Means
Beach City Bash
Rose's Court
Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
Day One
Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
It's not Really Over is it
Lapis Lays an Egg
Knighthood
Jasperilla
Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
Hit The Books
Diamond Dogs
Fusion Ha!
That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Breaking Point
Reach For The Sky
Critical Mass (Part 1)
Heavy Metal (Part 2)
What We Really Are (Part 3)
Steven Universe

>>7270014
GUYS

http://stevenuniverse.ml/post/155993306813/mcguckt-okay-so-one-thing-that-always-bugged-me

Apparently, the crew accidently made Greg too skinny, but it's ok this person fixed it for them.

>>7270014
>No "Steven's Universe" as the last episode

Dropped

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>>7269457
Connie

>>7270014
>Critical Mass (Part 1)
>Heavy Metal (Part 2)
>What We Really Are (Part 3)
I am not falling for it a fourth time, fuck you

>>7270031
He honestly looks cuter this way

For once these dumb tumblr SJWs did something right.

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>>7269585
>A straight Zuke would have been not depressed, thin, loved for everyone and would have been working in her own show after her successful run in SU.

>>7269634
As someone who liked Zuke, I remember.

>>7270031
Jesus fuck his hair is too big

>>7270054
That you fell for it three times with titles like "Lapis Lays an Egg", "Jesus, What The Fuck is That?" and "That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl" is something truly astounding.

>>7270076
>As someone who liked Zuke
Why? Genuinely curious because she's never really done anything great.

>>7269637
>Lapis
>knowing how to read

Pick one.
Otherwise, please continue.

>>7270095
Chille Tid was something for its time.
After that, all went downhill.

>>7270088
I read it bottom to top because I'm upside down
I'm doing handstand push-up and typing using my voice

>>7270095
Well she did "Catch and Release", "Beach City Drift", and "Last One out of Beach City". All pretty fun episodes.

>>7270123
I know that feel. I've been typing with my dick.

>>7270119
Chille Tid was alright aside from Lapis' contrived and sudden martyr complex.

>>7270133
>"Catch and Release"
A single funny line was all she really contributed.

>"Beach City Drift", and "Last One out of Beach City"
Beach City Drift was awful from a writing standpoint and Last One was practically fan fiction with the way the characters were written.

>>7270153
I never said they were GOOD, but as a fan of a lot of things that both "BCD" and "LOooBC", I loved the tropes and references scattered throughout them. I called them just "fun" for a reason.

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>>7270105
Sucrose BTFO this meme multiple times, unless she's just reading manga for the pictures.

>>7270172
I can't really find a character based show fun when the characters suddenly start acting completely different when a certain person starts writing them.

>>7270153
Eh I think it makes sense in hindsight, Lapis is trying to convince herself and Steven that she's doing it for him and that's why she wants to stay as Malachite, and not because she likes taking her anger out on Jasper which is true but she's afraid of acknowledging this about herself. It doesn't make sense if you take it at face-value.

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>>7270178
She hasn't really been shown reading anything that doesn't have pictures so she could just be doing that.

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>>7270201
>Completely Different

But they weren't written any differently?

>>7270153
Catch and Release was a pivot point in SU, so she didn't had a lot of chances to fuck it up.
But I agree about the last two.

Also, C&R was the last episode by her without shipping fuel.

>>7270203
It didn't make sense at the time and didn't really feel like it was meant to be something that made sense later either. SU has never really been the type of show that strikes me as setting things up three moves ahead, instead it was more like they wrote it as a way of keeping the plot moving in the direction they wanted it and then later wrote something to try and have that previous action make sense.

>>7270218
Yeah, Steven has always been vindictive and petty and Pearl was always trying to do new things. Nope, those things didn't suddenly in those specific episodes and then never get mentioned again.

>>7269637
>Steven opened the barn door, he gently paced in as saw Lapis smiling and sitting down.
>Happily the hybrid mirrored her, bending down on his knees in front of the Lazuli gem.
“What’s the surprise, Lapis?”
>“I just wanted to show you a trick I learnt today, Steven.”
>Steven nodded as Lapis began to chant ancient gem words.
>Her eyes turned a piercing magenta as Steven started, he started to feel odd. Like something was piercing his head.
>The hybrid was starting to worry as Lapis continued. Steven tried to speak, to scream but nothing. He had lost all control over himself.
>The feeling persisted, something was in his head, he could feel it. Reading ever thought, feeling, memory he had.
>He couldn’t turn his head, he could only stare. Lapis smiled as she forced herself inside of Steven’s head. It was her, she was the “tip of the Spear”
>Lapis smiled seeing all of Steven’s cute childhood memories, he was so playful and innocent. He still was today and that is why Lapis loved him.
>Steven was powerless to stop this invasion as his head felt tight.
>His eyes turned from their chocolate brown shade to a dull Pink as he felt himself get sleepy. He was blinking rapidly as he hunched down feeling tired.
>”Shh just sleep Steven.”
>A feeling of calm washed over Steven as he closed his eyes, he instantly fell asleep as Lapis ran through his mind like a bull through a china shop.

>>7270377
>Steven was fast asleep, his head resting softly on Lapis’ lap.
>Lapis was happily watching over Steven as he slept. He was completely unharmed save for one fact.
>A side effect of the magic was that Steven had gained thin blue lines running around his bod, similar to a Jasper save for two facts. Firstly they glowed softly as he breathed and secondly they culminated into a circle on his forehead.
>Lapis had formed a permanent connection to Steven’s mind, she could see his very dreams as he slept.
>What closer form of love was there?
>She smiled whilst playing with his hair, just like the book said, upon waking up, Steven would fall madly in love with this first gem he saw, of course this would be Lapis
>The ocean gem was giddy just thinking about it, she imagined them living in the barn together for the rest of time, a Rose Quartz and his Lapis Lazuli wife.

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>>7270178
>>7270211
but have you noticed that she never moves her eyes when she's 'reading'?
he just stares at the pages. she doesn't know how to read.

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GUYS CHECK IT OUT, PERIDOT'S ROBOT IS ON CONNIE'S LITTLE BUCKET THING.

>>7270457
hey thats actually cool

>>7270392
>It was time, Steven was beginning to be pulled from his dream.
>His eyes were fluttering as Steven was dragged back into the waking world.
>Lapis smiled, she positioned herself on her hands and knees in front of Steven.
>It was finally happening, she was inside his mind, he would look at her and seal their fates for all eternity.
“We were meant for eachother.”
>Lapis could just see the slight glint as Steven’s eyes opened
>>>“There you are Steven, I’ve been looking for you all over.”
“No! Don’t!”
Lapis screamed as loud as her “lungs” would allow her as Pearl poked he head through the door.
>Pearl was slightly startled as she was shouted at
>Steven finally opened his eyes, Lapis looked down in happiness however she felt a sickening chill as she saw where her husband was looking.
>He was looking at Pearl, dead on.
“N..no… What have you done?”
>Lapis felt rage, as Pearl moved into the barn
>>>“Steven?”

>>7270457
it's a crab

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>>7270485
It's happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k28wJ9vkBc&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=gaylink

>>7270457
>slowpoke.jpg

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i love rose's tummy and her big boobs

>>7270457
IT'S A CRAB
FOR FUCK SAKE

>>7270680
thats what they want you to think

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>>7270485

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>>7270677
i like her hair

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>>7269529

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>>7270714
kill yourself

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>>7270726
>Liking curly hair

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>>7270817

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>>7270726
and her dick. don't forget her dick

>>7270836
kys

>>7270677
>>7270726
I like that she's a murderer and would probably innocently step on my testicles

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>>7270829
all the gems need to get high and relax

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>>7270485
HAHAHA YES you did it madman!

>>7270868
Pearl's paddles are too big

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>>7270014
>Diamond Dogs
The Steven Universe intro sounds like David Bowie's Space Oddity.

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>>7270875
leave her footsies alone

>>7270871
>pearl's legs curled up under her with her feet pointing while sitting on a couch

I am fully erect. Steven can leave though. He doesn't need to see what's about to happen.

>>7270897
Yeah, all those botflies might scare the little guy

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>>7270871
Steven is such a player,
Which one of Steven parents do you think Steven got his skill from?

>>7270962
Probably Greg. His charisma is maxed out.

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>>7270976
I wish I could play DnD with Greg as my PC, max out the charisma and pick "The Murdercock" perc.

>>7270880
Yep, same chord progression as Space Oddity.

Same one as Creep too

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>>7270829
i love weed haha

>>7270829
>>7271015
>stoners
>lapisfags
Please off yourselves

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>>7271027
haha let me get another hit off this joint first haha

>>7271027
i drew that lapis as a joke also i smoke weed once every few months like a respectable member of society

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>>7271036
>i smoke weed
>respectable member of society

>>7271036
So you only smoke weed when you need to?
And do you need to get some rest?
Yo, where's the sex?

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>>7271036
step it up man i take about 18 smokes a day haha

>>7271048
clearly you didnt get the joke

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>>7271063
>thinking /sug/ is non-autistic enough to comprehend irony
haha dumb idiot

>>7271080
you got me there

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>>7270962
>master1200
kill yourself

Guys, drugs are not cool

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>>7271138
t. fucking nerd

>>7270976
>>7270992
hahahaha le mudercock maymay xDDDDDDD so funni XDXDXDXDD

>>7271063
I did, that's why I posted the laughing man image ya doofus

>>7271154
NEXT YOU WILL SAY XD
JOJO!
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROARAORAORAORAOROAROAROAROAROAORAOROAR

>>7271138
I wonder how many people in here are addicts.

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>>7268281
>redemption rumours.

One who has fallen so far, and done so much evil does not deserve redemption. In a way, such a turning from one's nature is cowardly, a betrayal of the self.

>>7271155
sorry man i thought you were just being a dick

>>7271154
hahaha throwing an autistic fit about meaningless shit hahaha XDDXDXDXDXDDDDD

>>7271172
IT ME DIO XD
MUDAMUDAMDUAMDAUDMUAMDUAMDUAMDUAMDAMDUAMDUAMDUADMAUDMAUDMUADMA
RODARORRAR XD

>>7271162
Actually, if you manage to ACTUALLY get addicted to something as non-addictive as Marijuana, that's entirely on you. It's super hard to get addicted to it, so if someone does it's due to lack of moderation.

>>7271169
It's ok, communication through text isn't always clear

>>7270976
Greg and Rose both desu

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I want to bully her about her weird bug butt

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>>7271223
I want to fug her weird bug butt

>>7271168
>done so much evil
I don't think Jasper is a good guy, but she's not even the worst person in the show.
Pearl alone has done more terrible things than Jasper.

>>7271238
Jasper is an angel. Don't even compare her to that piece of shit pearl

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How's your day going so far /sug/?
>>7269634
>tfw those first few Zuke episodes
she was a pretty good boarder
>>7270014
>Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
>That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
I lel every time

>>7271238
I was talking about Kevin

>>7270485
I'm going to leave this here my fellow /sug/ posters. If someone else wants to continue it is yours now.

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>>7270829
>>7271015
>>7271034
>>7271061
>>7271080
>>7271149
Lapis is my weed waifu

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>>7271284
My day's been going fine, thanks for asking. Also, that's one of the cutest ~chui~ pics I've ever seen.

>>7271350
Kill yourself

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>>7271350
i love weed almost as much as i love her lol

Lapis would suck to toke with

I can't wait until it's like 10 years down the line and people start getting weed cancer because they use too much. I'm gonna fucking laugh.

If something requires you to fucking inhale into your lungs in order to get it's "benefits", its probably not fucking healthy for you.

>>7271422
>If something requires you to fucking inhale into your lungs in order to get it's "benefits"
Good thing it actually doesn't you retard

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>>7271410
her dick

>>7271422
>weed cancer
also I eat my weed, son

>>7271457
kys

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>>7271422
weed cures cancer dummy

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>>7271422
>If something requires you to fucking inhale into your lungs in order to get it's "benefits", its probably not fucking healthy for you.
yeah, stop breathing oxygen anon

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I WANNA KISSU A MANTIS!!!!

>>7271485
But what else am I gonna breathe

>>7271500
cannabis smoke

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DED

>>7271548
theres a reason ppl only post the first two panels you dumbass rule breaker

>>7271548
Hot! Where's the rest of it?

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How does this make you feel?

>>7271618
post ghost rape

What would happen if Homeworks found out that Stevens blood could fix shattered gems?

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>>7271350
I want to hit up some deso with Lapis

>>7271627
Lapis drinks all of his blood to protect him.

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chui

>>7271669
I'm so sick of this word

>>7271669
spui

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>>7271639
>It felt so good.
>So warm and comforting.
>Each gulp, every bit of shared vitality
>Steven smiled lightly as he heard the heavy sound of drinking.
>His head was a little fuzzy, his mind unclear and elsewhere.
>All the hybrid knew was that he was helping his friend
>He was currently wrapped in Lapis’ welcoming arms.
>In return, his arms were gently wrapped around her back, his hands resting on her gem.
>Lapis’ was buried deep in Steven’s necks, her face was concealing her closeness to “Steven”
>Her pristine white fangs were lodged deep in the boy’s arteries, causing an almost, never ending flow of rich crimson vitae to flow from Steven.
>The ocean gem gulped down the nourishment like a pup suckling at the teat.
>Steven was getting weaker at every sip, slurp and gulp. But he enjoyed the feeling of helping too much.
>He would never tell her, but he also rather enjoyed the tingling feeling that she gave him whenever she bit him.
> Steven felt a warm, wetness flow down his neck as Lapis dislodged herself. She looked directly at Steven.
The hybrid barely noticed her, thick, red blood stained her mouth like a full beard of life, her once pristine blue eyes turned a shade of warming crimson.
“T..thank you Steven.”
>Her head moved back slowly, as Steven felt the warm puncturing feeling of Lapis fangs in his artery.
>His heart rate slowed down gently as the ocean gem had her fill.
>Lapis could feel Steven's slowing heart through her veins, he was getting sleepy. Soon she would have to let her little helper rest for a few days.
>Thanks was all the Lazulite gem could offer Steven, but she had a feeling that is all he wanted
>It was true, Steven didn’t mind helping his vampiric friend, so long as she was happy, he was happy.
>The lightheadedness, bitemarks and Pearl screaming at Steven for bleeding in the shower were small downsides.
>The two were happy in each other's company, and Steven would give all he could.

Posting it again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPWyES2nTAA

Why does no one ever get Malachite right? She was described as a constant battle between Lapis and Jasper. Not just one beating the shit of the other.

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>>7271715

>>7271682
Filter it

>>7271724
Tell me more about this sexy Italian and his verdant attire.

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>>7271669
chui chui

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>>7271742

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guise i think i have a crush on ian and becky. or it's just a weird fantasy. i don't know

>>7271750
Well now I've got a boner. Thanks, faggot.

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thoughts?

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they both pretty

>>7271715
Autists cannot comprehend complex situations past black and white morality. It's funny that a kid's show is smarter than them.

>>7271759
I too would like to fuck Ian than give Sugar sloppy seconds. But we're not all that lucky.

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>>7271766
I think you need to post more

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>>7271768
they both should hold hands

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>>7271768
Best gems.

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Salt-Water

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>>7271768
So sweet

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>>7271789
That's the wrong amethyst.

>>7271771
No shit. The people who work on kids' shows are adults who aren't retarded. If they were retarded, they wouldn't get hired.
...
Zuke is the exception, not the rule.

Why do you guys do drugs? That's lame

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>>7271789
These are my favorites and I hope they get an episode where they form a gang and bully townies.

>>7271808
Drugs are way past uncool!
The only thing I'm high on is life!

>>7271808
Only for the occasional fun spike. But I'm perfectly aware of the harm that I'm doing to my body.

>>7271802
>says that while posting wrong amethyst

Drugs are for lamos and bozos

Okay.

>>7271802
On the night of the choosening certainly Amathysts like to be covered in hot, sticky human seed as they're filled up by the human men.

>>7271799
Two shit gems in one ship.

>>7271832
>Says that while having the most shit taste possible.

>>7271802
I wish Lapis could've experienced all of those Amethysts. It would've been neat to see her reaction to Skinny

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>>7271626
K

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>>7271808
>>7271837
take a chance for once lamo one puff won't kill you

Where can I get some of this "Weed Cancer"?

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>ynw rub her feet

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>>7271799
pair o' lels

>>7271789
*Best gem and fat runt

>>7271851
Your mind has degenerated so much from having an inkling of positivity for this gem that it confuses taste of shittiest and highest quality.

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>>7271865
Do you touch anything besides ganj?

>>7271860
*smiles*
"Hey, a Jasper who isn't fat."
*frowns*
"Oh, a Jasper who isn't a rapist."

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>>7271881
*best gem and best gem

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How about this

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>>7271799
>>7271877
MUH PUH

>>7271881
thats not a nice thing to say about lapis its not even accurate

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>>7271898
B
O
N
E
R

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>>7271899
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P

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>>7271907
Lapis grabbing my rod

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>>7271881
>best gem and fat cow

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>>7271913
AIR OF LELS

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>>7271907

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>>7271891
no i only hit that pure weed stuff

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>>7271916
Tug'd

>>7267839

>Alien engineer with knowledge about space travel technology and automaton machines
>get impressed with a fucking gas propelled balloon

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>>7271913
they need eachother

>>7271928
she likes the beauty and simplicity of earth

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>>7271924
But how else are you gonna get cool? Weed is out

>>7271918
Lapis isn't fat though.

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Why doesn't anyone post Peridot anymore?
have we grown out of her memery

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>>7271928
She's autistic.

>>7271929
Since they're both rapists, which one will rape the other first?

>>7271948
And Jasper isn't the best gem either. Strange, no?

>>7271949
You aren't allowed to like Peridot anymore. Get with the times.

>>7271959
Now hang on, let's not get crazy here.

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>>7271965

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>>7271949

hey /sug/, were there any cartoons that had the main character change appearance significantly during its run? i'm trying to remember and im drawing a blank

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>>7271008
I have a feeling that they did that intentionally though, since Steven Universe is sorta like space-themed.

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>>7271949
Periwho?

>>7271977
Avatar, I guess?
Aang had hair for a portion of Book 3.

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>>7271977

>>7271992
>ywn dragon up