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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your lingerie like?

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your lingerie like?
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>>7258807
It's rather nice actually. I never realized women had such nice clothes. Explains why its so Arceus-damn expensive though.

The thigh-highs are a nice touch also.
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>>7258807
Disturbingly comfortable. I hope there's a clothing store out here in Alola that hasn't been looted.

Faith n' Joy would prolly look better in these than I would.
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>>7258807
Frilly and *way* too breezy.

I'm hoping it goes away tomorrow...
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>>7258807
It lacks the chest portion and is hard to wear underneath my normal clothes
-N
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>>7258803
THANK YOU ARCEUS
NOW PALKIA WILL STOP DUMPING THAT SHIT ON US
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER KID YET
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>>7258807
not that bad actually
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>>7258931
>Gladion likes girl clothes confirmed
>:3c dohoho~
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>>7259026
As long as you don't force him to shower he'l like it.
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>>7259026
and rabid fangirls get multi attacks if they dont respect my privacy
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>>7258912
You have more pressing issues than the pheromones. Like Aether knowing your exact location, and so doing anyone else listening to their insecure comms.

Oh yeah, and a sudden proliferation of snag machines.
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>>7259069
I just think it's cute, no rabid-fangirling here.
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>>7259104
Aether is about to become very busy
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>>7259117
tip: dont say dohoho you sound like a 15 year old slashfic writer
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>>7259152
Nevermind Aether, you know there are many groups and individuals interested in getting their hands on the "anomalous pokemon".
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hello
computer is back on hi everyone
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>>7259069
Dude you don't know rabid fans until you see what Azoth has to put up with. Seriously, why the fuck do people think fucking his FEEDING VALVE is okay?
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>>7259171
..Yeah that was pretty autistic. Sorry 'bout that.
Hey you haven't happened to have seen a guy with a big blue ring around his head, have you? Someone was looking for him earlier.
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>>7259178
I am already at an Aether base.
I'll take care of the other groups afterwards.
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>>7259198
lewd
>>7259212
youre good
big blue ring?
i saw a guy like that at the battle tree
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>Arceus shrines in Sinnoh getting lotted left and right
>Eternia town in a riot

Hopefully this gets his attention in a serious manner.
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>>7259252
is that picture of you or your friend
why is there a box on yours or his head
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>>7259238
I Believe you were helping the other anon so >>7259252
there's more 'intel'. Thanks Gladdi.
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>>7259327
im the hot blonde
the box isnt on his head any longer we got that off a while ago
its like a power nullifying device
hence type:null
>>7259339
no problem
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>>7259367
i see i hope i didnt offend
i am faith
my other head joy is hiding she doesnt like cameras
i am glad you were able to take the box off he looks better without it
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>>7259425
no offense taken
yeah hes been doing a lot better
how are you doing faith
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>>7259303
Wait, there's riots going outside?

...That's the last time I blast music over here. Hopefully things don't get TOO wild out there.
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>Sinnohfag
>People are fucking rioting here in Jubilife
>Tfw holed up in my home trying not to cry
im so fucking scared guys
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>>7259455
we are doing much better
our i dont know if trainer is the right word anymore
his name is buddy
we had not heard from him in a few days and got scared, but a couple days ago a friend said he was ok
and just yesterday buddy sent us some presents from antizon
it is kinda weird but very nice
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>>7259530
Interdimensional supermonster attacks, one nuke, another nuclear meltdown and now it has been revealed that their religion sold them for a quick buck. All in one weekend.
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>>7259543
yeah i briefly met him im sure hell be fine
if you guys ever run into any trouble i can pull some strings to get you guys help
ive got skull and aether connections
hell i met an ex team rocket guy a few weeks back
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>>7259530
Find a pipe and the will to kill/live. It's worked for Psychbro so far.
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Is the friendly human with the Crobat here?
How far away are you from the cave?
I am ready to be picked up.
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>>7259598
All I have is a revolver with one bullet.

Looking out the windows, it looks like everyone's busy with trashing the stores two blocks away from the hotel I'm at. I hope they don't come this way.
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>>7259585
thank you
i used to think the internet was a bad place except viewtube but since i came here i am meeting so many nice people and pokemon
really buddy used to be part of team rocket too

wait i shouldnt say that is there a way to remove me typing that
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>>7258807
wh-what's uuuhh lingerie?
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Guess who has that Kanto championship now?
Me.
Look for the guy in the maid outfit and the poncho on TV.
>>7259702
Yeah I slipped out of my interview. I'm in there now, buddy.
>>7259742
Try to avoid blowing any brains out Gunther. You need a pickup?
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The Trumbeaks on Ula'ula Island had told me of a small Aether set up within the Haina desert.
I am fairly certain this set up was minor, if authorized at all - it was little more than a tent with computers inside.
The Aether employees scrambled with little effort, which I am glad for - their Pokémon were reluctant to be apart of their activities and simply wished to be back at home.
>>7259339
That sounds like Colress.
Which island is this Battle Tree on?
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>>7259768
I'd appreciate it. I'm seeing some heads looking this way.
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>>7259768
I think I see you.
Brown coat, right?
Flying towards you now.
-Zubat
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>>7259809
>looks like Black
>Constantly waving a gun around
GEE I WONDER WHY
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>>7259784
Poni Island I believe.
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>>7259809
After I powow with Zubat here I'll pick you up.
Town or wherever you wanna meet would be appreciated.
>>7259827
Yep that's me. I gotta pick up a stranger that I've never met in my life and has a gun, you wanna tag along, buddy?
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>>7259867
Sure. It's nice to meet you.
Do you have something to cover me with?
Sunlight hurts my skin.
-Zubat
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Aether : 112
Nickname : Labrador

Reporting on behalf of the Sinnoh branch of The Aether Foundation as most of you may not know, we have been working on a special project that was ment as a "Back up" in case the snag machine didn't work and since the little ICBM incident I'll be kind and be more specific about are project. What it is, is that we are planning on opening a portal into the Distortion World and "Relocating" pokemon that have "Passed on" Or Otherwise and bring them back to are lab and show then are ways of Aether

Now we have tested the Portal many times and it works at full capacity, in a few moments we will turn it on and take are first "Sample" Pokemon through it we shall update further as we progress through the first "Real" Test

Update: Incase of anything going wrong the picture shown is what we have as weaponry for are guards, reason the weapons are so outdated? The funding mostly went into the Portal and Such. But we are confident are planning will pay off
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>>7259809
>>7259784
>>7259768
>>7259585
hey i recognize you guys from those recent lingerie pictures
nice butts ;)
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>>7259867
I'm heading south to Oreburgh City once I figure out how to avoid the riot, I guess I'll meet you there.

>>7259974
Uhh... T-Thanks?
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>>7259957
You know which would be an interesting set of coordinates to open a portal up?
Listen to your compromised comms channels.
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>>7259957
w-what are you g-going to do?

>>7259974
butts are g-gross!!!
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>>7260002
They're going to bring your friends back, just wait with your new friends and let it all happen.
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>>7259946
How about under my poncho? You can come fly with me and meet my new friend.
>>7259974
What? They better have been good.
>>7259997
Sinnoh, eh? Give me a bit and I'll be there.
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>>7260044
That sounds good.
How do you fly, though?
-Zubat
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>>7260022
w-what happen to my friends? did that s-salazzle put them in the sack?
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>>7259864
I see. I will be headed there soon.
A Toucanon mentioned an ' Aether House' but I am uncertain if it is a research base such as those I am taking out or an actual house.
>>7259957
That is disgusting.
Pokémon that have passed on deserve their chances to rest.
It is unfortunate that I can only be at one place a time. Perhaps the group with the Zangoose will take you out for me.
>>7259974
.....I.... Appreciate the comment?
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>>7259957
are you the people with the commercials

>>7260002
are they
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>>7260121
They're gone, but the nice man in white will bring them back. You just need to wait.
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>>7259957
Arceus Mew.
>>7260098
My Crobat is tough enough to fly me himself. You'll be able to do that someday.
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>>7260203
y-yeah!!! I d-dont know why adults s-say they are nice

>>7260234
but they wouldnt just leave! w-would t-they? w-what do the goofy w-white guys going to do?
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>>7260275
Wow. He is strong.
Never been outside of that cave before.
...
I heard you need a really close friend to become a Crobat.
Is this true?
-Zubat
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>>7260349
They had to leave because of the blast, now they will come back. They just need the help of the men in white.
So, sit there and wait, and tell your new friends to stay with you, and keep the camera active for everyone to see.
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>>7260349
from what i can tell it all started many years ago when a rapper made them popular

its ok to not like buts
some people and pokemon like them others dont
i think also that some people talk about them a lot because they don't have a butt and wish they did so they like to talk about others butts
don't be worried about it
but if someone asks for your butt just say no and run to a safe place
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This is AETHER A-2 Command.
We have a report that someone has activated the missiles in Fiore.
Please for the love of fuck tell us what you're doing.
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>>7260505
Uh, Mu-2 here.
We got new coordinates on the position of the anomaly, they're on repeat on channel 4.
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>>7260505
>>7260545
You best not be firing at us!
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>>7260505
>>7260545
B2 here.
We're going to level Sinnoh and kill those scum if we have to do it ourselves.
Launch in 2 minutes.
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>>7260568
>>7260568
YOU CANT LAUNCH ON SINNOH B2
BACK DOWN
YOU WILL DESTROY THE ECOSYSTEM
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>>7260565
You can still avert it.
You just need to sacrifice that damned Decidueye.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>7260460
w-who would want my butt though??? huh.... some pokemon are weird....

>>7260431
o-oh ok then! i d-dont know if i understand.

>>7260505
>>7260545
>>7260568
w-what? why!
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>>7260568
>Time slows in the room so that no objects are capable of response to their environment
>Any employee in the room is slowed so that one second feels like a hundred years
CEASE THIS NONSENSE.
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>>7260605
M2 here, the anomaly will destroy the ecosystem itself if it isn't stopped.
B2 doesn't seem able to launch anymore, contact D5.
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>>7260619
A2 here. Thank you Dialga, we're patching units out to close down the silo.
B2 was supposed to close the silo down, this was not a plot on our part.
>>7260662
M2 Shut the fuck up, you can't do anything. Get back to paperwork.
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>>In stream chat
>What is going in Aether comms now? More nukes?
>We need to start spamming, everyone start spamming
>STREAM ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE:
>Do not interfere with Aether communications right now

>Did the admin sell out?
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>>7260662
>M2's entire anatomy is flipped inside out - every step he takes will be walked on bone marrow, every second of life for the 30 seconds it will take him to die pure agony
fuk off bro
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>>7260690
M2 here you shut the fuck up you know NOTHING
OPEN THE SILOS
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A1 and A2 making a public announcement.
We have silos in Fiore and Unova and Oblivia. They are currently being taken down.

I work in the A1-C3 division. My name is Carter Williams, I am willing to take any questions if anyone has any concerns.

>>7260775
SHUT THE FUCK UP M2 YOU CANT DO ANYTHING I AM TRYING TO CALM THE PEOPLE
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>>7260772
>for the last 30 seconds of his life, the actual employee known as M2 tries to think what did he do to deserve this, before collapsing into a pile of unfinished paperwork
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>>7260807
NOTHING IS GOING TO CALM THE PEOPLE BUT COMPLETE AND TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION
OPEN THE SILOS
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>>7260131
That sounds familiar, That crew with the Zangoose I feel like I would know them? And N is it? After the explosion in sinnoh, in which I was at the center of the blast I somehow survived and got out of the wastleland but then giratina kinda bought me here anyways

>>7260002
>>7260275
>>7260203
I think they are opening a portal up

>>7260505
>>7260568
>>7260605
Another nuclear launch??? The last time that happened I was at the center of the explosion

>>7260609
A sacrifice??? For a nuke? How do you do that and why does it sound so familiar?

>>7260565
I hope not you seem nice

>>7259957
Wait are you the reason what I'm looking at right now is happening? Leave us alone, I may have been wrongly bought here but it's even more wrong to be brought back for no reason and doing that to pokemon, and if you decide to do anything to me or the youngins I'll end you assholes myself
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>>7260813
>(juking out the god of space, who is omniprescient)
(Dude wat)
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>>7260840
SHUT THE FUCK UP SAWYER THE SILOS ARE BEING EMPTIED
ILL HAVE YOU FUCKING FIRED
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>>7260613
yes some are
wait are you in danger

>>7260847
a portal to where
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>>7260840
>Sawyer's limbs and body anatomy are twisted and torn until the exorcist walk is the only one he can do naturally
fuck. off.
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>>7260850
(Palkia only knew he had to destroy an employee codenamed M2, the "M2" ordering the silos open was someone else completely unrelated to Aether)

>>7260881
I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED, IN NUCLEAR FIRE
LAUNCH THE DAMN NUKE
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>>7260932
COME OUT OF THE JANITORS CLOSET AND FUCKING MAKE ME
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>>7260889
i-i uuh don't know every one up here sounds all mad though... im scared...

>>7260847
portal?
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>>7260840
Stop this!
Innocent Pokémon are the ones who keep having to atone for your mistakes!
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>>7260948
HOW ABOUT YOU COME HERE YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>7260968
POKEMONS ARE MAKING MY LIFE HELL WITH YOUR STUPID WISHES
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As I mentioned before,
I work in the A1-C3 division. My name is Carter Williams, I am willing to take any questions if anyone has any concerns.

Please post any questions in response to this post and I'll get to you as quick as I can.

>>7260976
M2 if you don't shut the fuck up I swear to Arceus I'm going to make the fucking origami Arceus has made out of people look like a fucking joke.
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>>7260951
where are you
just give region if you dont think it is safe to say
what does the area look like
maybe i can help a little
are you hurt
im sorry im not used to this
but i can try to help
especially if there is a truck or truckstop
buddy told me what to do if i was lost and at a truckstop
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>>7260932
NOT ACCORDING TO THE TIMELINE
>The room in which the nuclear launch employee is found ages and decays to the point where even the very basis of the room crumbles into dust
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>>7261007
LETS SEE YOU TRY
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>>7261007
Where's the main base of operations, now that Alola base is compromised? Asking for an aether friend ofc, totally not going to give this to a very angry group of people.
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>>7260968
hey m-mr. n have you seen my friends?

>>7261007
can you h-help me find my friends?

sinnoh i think... I j-just want to go home....
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>>7261073
ment for>>7261013
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>>7261019
>Meanwhile, in a completely different continent
FU...
>
>
>
>
...CK
Guess I need a new PC.
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>>7261026
Branch Manager Faba will know about this. If I don't come down there first.
>>7261061
Alola Branch is our primary branch. Lusamine is presently being taken in for, well, war crimes.
Any others are currently unimportant. If you want to come kill me I work in the Orre Branch.
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>>7260889
The Distortion Zone like I said in the other post I don't really belong here, but I kinda accepted it, especially since I can't remember anything before the blast so I don't know if anyone really misses me on the outside

>>7260951
Yes a portal

>Siri tone plays
Wait who's that coming through... wait no back off, I'm warning you BACK OFF, BACK THE FUCK OFF, IM WARNING YOU... I SAID IM WARNING YOU, WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THA-

>*Gun shots are heard*
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>>7261073
i don't know but i can try something
i don't know if this will even work
i need you to think about me and think about your friends
like you were introducing them to me
names what i would see if i saw them
if you can do that imagine that and think about us meeting where you are
id don't know if i can do long distance
but i will try
for you
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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
>All of the world's nuclear weapons face decay at until they are no longer viable as weapons, the atoms all varying kinds and the metal and computer pieces all rusted and corroded into worthlessness
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>>7261134
Well, that's disappointing.
And you seem like only of the exceedingly small amount of aether employees that AREN'T completely mad, so uh, hope ya don't get the balloon animal treatment or anything.
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>>7261134
I'VE HIT A SMALL SNAG IN COMMS
HOW ABOUT YOU COME HERE NOW FUCKER

>>7261204
Meh.
Plan B is still active.
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>>7261073
I can't say I know what your friends look like, Aron
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>>7261204
Thank you Dialga. M2 has been taken care of. This shouldn't happen again.
>>7261230
If I do I probably deserve it at this point.
I was rallying for Lusamine to not shoot that fucking nuke at Sinnoh, but no.
>>7261268
Shut the fuck up M2.
That fucking was Plan B.
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>>7261268
And what's plan B?
(You godmodding fuck, seriously dude, your endless attempts to destroy this place are getting boring and old, you're literally forcing people to escalate into their own godmodding just to stop you from ruining everything and killing off an entire fucking region)
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>>7261282
HOW I DO KNOW YOU HAVEN'T DONE SHIT ABOUT M2?
Because you didn't puke your guts out at the sight.
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>>7261280
they are big and tough! you cant m-miss them!!!

>>7261191
uuh o-ok! ok ill try!

>eyes clenched shut; thinking hard about home and friends. thinks hard about introducing them to Girafarig.
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>>7261310
You must be from H3. How's scrubbing the shitters working?

A2 and A1 are still here for any questions.
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>>7261317
are you thinking off them
i cant
wait
wait


yo͞u͏ng ͜s͢ça͠re̷d͠ ̶
̴ar͘e ̢y̷ou u͢nd͏e͝r̨gr̢ouǹd̢
peóp̸le d͠o ̸not ̷s̕ee͡ ̧y҉oư
̕d̡ǫ n̛ot́ t̀h̴i͢n̢k o͡f͝ p̛eop̡l̢e
yo͡u a̕re ̶inv͜is̷i͟b̵le̸ t҉o th̵em̷

ca̷ņ ̨y͘o͜u͢ f͞e҉el̀ m͠ę
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We have sent Maggie Through the portal to retrieve a pokemon her Codename is : Pitbull

The picture as shown is her, she went into the portal approximately 12 minutes ago with 2 escort guards and we have not gotten response. We will continue to update if anything comes up
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>>7261297
You know what's worse than a snag machine? An open source snag machine with easily accessible construction plans.
It has been going around for a few hours now.

(And yet nobody complained about the wishes earlier today. Also, I'm not dragontits)
(also it was getting boring in here)

>>7261349
WHATEVER
Say hi to what is left of M2 next time you see him.
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>>7261447
This is A2. Member C4 was not fucking qualified for this. What the fuck are you doing?
>>7261467
Yeah fuck you too H3.
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>>7261467
(Arceus' role player here, I was only doing fun wishes that weren't destroying entire fucking ecosystems
That's the difference, dumbass)
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>>7261432
g-gah!

uuh who? yes! w-what do i do?

>>7261502
I h-have a question.... c-can you hire better management?
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>>7261317
Ah. Can you tell me what their species are?
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>>7261467
(note our wishes and god powers aren't nuking entire regions, setting them on fire at the worst and even then that wasn't god powers just chaos from people)
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>>7261508
(because merely life destroying wishes are so much better)
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>>7261502
I'm doing what the rest of you thought was stupid and impossible and made a portal into the Distortion World

We have not gotten a response from "Pitbull" or the guards she was sent in with, it has been 25 minutes since loosing contact with her and we are trying to figure out what's wrong. We will keep updating to see if anything happens
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>>7261564

i ̧a̛m ̶g̵o҉in̸g ̸t͜o̷ ͠foc͢us͝ o̸n̢ ͜wh̀at ̴y͘our͞ friȩn̨d̢s̵ ̸a̵re͞
͡i͠m ́g̕oįn͠g ҉t̢ò ̶tr͟y͏ t̷o ̀le̛t ýou ̧se͠n͟s͜e ͞w͘h̢at͞ i̡
҉s̡enśe͜ ͝aro̸un͞d you͢
͢im͘ ̸g͠o̸i̕n͞g̶ to͝ ͡i̕gņor͟e͞ ̶m̷ost peòple
͞i̡m go͘i҉ng͝ to͠ t́ry̕ ̶to f̕o̵cu̧s͡ on th͢ou͜ght̶s͝ ͏abou͡t you ̵f́r̷o͡m ͝ot̕h͘e̡r̸s
i d̨oņt̷ kn̴o̶w ho͢w mu̧ch̵ r͟an̵g̛e ͢i ̵can ̧go̕
j̸oy̷s͞ ͘g̀o͝i͠n͟g ̨t̵ó h̡e̶lp wit͢h̵ e͡x͞tendińg̴
̛t́ry to ͝f͘i̶n͏d t̸h̵e ͢thǫúgh̷ts ́a͠bout you͡ fr͠o͝m othe҉r͢s
͏i̷f̧ ýou͠ f̢ind͠ ͡one͏ ͢i̛ c̕a҉n try t̵o ļįn̕ķ you̷
̨i҉ ͞do͟nt k̡n͠ow͟ if it͟ ͘w͢i̵ll̵ ̕w͘o̸rk̛
s̵tar̴t͏i̴ng
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>>7261645
(Oh boo hoo my life was destroyed because my character got put in pink frilly panties)
(I sense a tiny dick and a fragile sense of masculinity)
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>>7261564
Yes we're in the process of electing a new president of the company if the government doesn't shut us down.
Wicke or Faba. There should be a public vote on any Aether Employees in a few months so if you want in on that get a membership.
>>7261657
What the FUCK is wrong with you people? I'm cutting the goddamn power to your station C8! You can't fucking open portals to the Distortion World.
Have you ever fucking played DOOM?
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>>7261700
(I sense a powertripping fuck)
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>>7261768
(Practically everyone except for you thought it was funny)
(Maybe if your head weren't shoved so far up your ass you'd be able to see well enough to see that the panties were getting removed tomorrow anyway)
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>>7261768
(wew lad look at all these wishes completely not decided by the fucking wishgivers, look at all the REACTIONARY power usage, and the lack of action otherwise)
(not even one of the god players, just an anon telling you that you're a little bitch)
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>>7261573
yeah! ones a big tough t-tyranitar and the other is a rhydon and there should be a s-small shieldon. I havent seen them since the big f-flash.....

>>7261683
y-yeah ok! I will try to! t-this isnt going to hurt r-right?
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Are we done with the nukes?
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>>7261706
SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTER YOU ASSHOLES DIDN'T CONSIDER THE FACT WE WE'RE IN THE BLAST ZONE WE SAID FUCK ALL TOO THE REST OF YOU, ALSO YOU CAN TURN OFF THE POWER WHEN WE'RE USING ARE OWN NUCLEAR GENERATOR SO GO FUCK YOU'RE SELF
Also DooM was shit after the Remake and you know that as much as I do

Now if you'll excuse me I think I see Maggie coming through the portal
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>>7261830

i̡t o͜n̵ly hur͝t͟s m̸e
̀ća͠n̡ you̡ fe̶el ͞t́hos͞e҉ ҉around̴ yóu
s̷ense what ͜i s͠ens̶e
̕someon͡e ҉i̡s ţhink͡i͜ng̵ ̧óf ̵y͘o̵u im ̸s͡u͝re
l̸i͞k̶ȩ ҉l͘ơud ̢wh͢įs͘p͜eŗś
̸c͟an y͠ou͟ s̷ens͞e̵ any҉
>>
>>7261799
>>7261806
(Asking please didn't work, therefore I escalated the situation)
(fuckers)
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>>7261954
I'm pulling the plug on your generator. Next time call in command before you pull shit like this.
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>>7261973
i-i uuh dont want to hurt you!!! I t-think it's my new dog f-friend here... he seems to be worried a l-ittle bit?

>>7261954
are my friends i-in there?
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>>7262001
(Asking didn't works because IC Arceus will tell you to fuck off if you don't treat him with respect, and OOC I'll do the same when someone is being a little bitch)
(Fucking either ask nicely, sit out your punishment, or don't try to out godmod the people playing the actual gods you forced to act)
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>>7262042
Fuck you and command, nuking the region was fucking irrational and you know it

>*Radio noise*
Wait Maggie is that you? Maggie Respond RESPOND, Maggie? M-maggie... HOLY FUCK SHOOT, SHOO-
>*Gun shots*
>*Raido cut off*
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>>7262277
You have to be fucking kidding me.
C1 Sector please come in. C1 please respond.
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>>7262111
(I'd rather derail this shit again and again)
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(Fug this is what happens when I get caught up with my other characters)
As you wish...
>Gadreel picks Darkrai up, hands a bit shaky, and floats over to their bedroom, setting both of them down on the bed, hands immediately resuming stroking the other's face and collar
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>>7262096
d͟ǫ ͢n̢ot͝ ̴w̨orry ̕about͝ ͡j̀o̕y ̧a̴nd͞ i͘
́feel̛ ̶ou͠r t̛houg҉ht̕s u͟n̢d̴ers̴ta͡n͟d̢ m͘e͢ ̕
u̷s͏
̕y͟ơu͟r ͢f̧r͢i҉end͞
f̵o͢cu̶s̀ ̡on̨ h̕i͝m͝
̕i a͞m going ̕t҉o ̧tr̶y ͡t́o͠ l͞i͡nk̴ y̴o̕u ̀tw͠o
̛y͠o̶u t̛hin̡k t҉o ͜him ̵le͝t h͢i͞m͝ ͡k͢no̧ẃ
̢t͡r͜y to ̀find ou͝t w̸h̢e͢re̶ ͘he ͟i͠s
i̶ w͝i͟ll ͘t́r͏y̵ ́to̶ ͜s͜e҉n̴s͡e ̀lo̧ca̢t͟i̶on
̧a̧n̵d fi͡nd́ ͜lan̛dm͏ark͜s̛ ̧b̧uil̛d̀ing̀s͝ y̶o̶ú can reco͠gǹís͢e͞
̢t͝her҉e i͢s͠nt͟ ̸muc̢h͡
͝i̴s͏nt m̧uc͟h̶ t͡i͠m̀e҉

͠BOO͜STIN̶G NO̶W̴
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>>7262403
(And so we meet Aethercunt, apprentice of Dragontits)
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>>7262500
(welcome to /trash/, now git out)
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>>7262421
o-ok!

>tries to focus super hard on best friend. pictures the Spear Pillar
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>>7262406
>He closes his eyes moaning a bit.
>He rubs the other's stomach giving it a few kisses.
This is nice.
>He kisses Gadreel's neck a few times.
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>>7261909
Probably not, bro. How are you?
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>>7261909
are you done smelling bad?
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>>7262591

m̵òùn̴tain҉ he͡ ̡i̕s o҉n̵ a m̛oưn̶tai͡n
̶yo͠u s̢e͢ńse him
͠y̢o͘u are d̷i̧st҉a̢nc͢ę a̵w̷ay
̷b̨u̴t͘ you͠ can
ge͟t ͞t̕her̵e
le͡t̷ ͢h̵im k̀nów ͢you are a̵lìv̢e
́i am̡ ģo̷in͝g͢ ͜to͜ ̷look th͢r̛o̕u͏gh ̡o͜t̀h͝er͏ ͠peo͞p͠ĺes e̡ye͏s
͢fr͟o͡m ͠y͟o͜ú ̨to͞ ͟h̡im̛
̛l̛oòk̢ a͞t͝ t̀ḩi͘ngs̴ ͟aro̸u̕nd̶
see w̨ha̶t̛ ͞oth̴ęrs ̡se̡e fi̸nd ͢things y̵ou ̛can ͞re͡me͠mb͘e͏r̢
͏hu͏rrý
͟n͞o͏t͘ m̕uch m͟o̢re͘
̴h̛ur̕t҉s
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>>7262688
Tired and bored. I bother you guys when I'm either of those.
>>7262694
Are you done being a douche?
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>>7262848
nah never.

want to here a joke?
What do you call a daredevil pokemon who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievell!!!

haaha!
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>>7262895
Your sense of humour died with your previous life.
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>>7262895
Oh you're killin' me here.
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>>7262908
I saw your mom today. she was sleeping on route 12

>>7262949
yeah i worked on that one all day!
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>>7261909
Yes, I believe so.

I am headed to Poni Island to contact Colress, and will possibly come back and check out this Aether House at a different point. Are they any others who have questions for Colress?
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>>7262766
i i can sense mr. tyranitar!! hes sad?

ill try to focus really hard!!!

>trying to tell the tyranitar were i am
>trying to sense other friends
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>>7263007
Why'd they dig the Pharaoh up?
Because he was Coffin'.
>>7263022
Tell him I said to get a new haircut.
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>>7263032
>he senses you. bewildered, he thinks he knows where you are
>you sense two friends
>you can touch them, but it's getting more faint
>the girafarig is straining, in growing pain
>she wants you to try to contact now. things are fading fast
>>
I- I don't know what happened one second a girl in white clothing and 2 heavily armed men are pointing their guns at me the next second their dead... then I go through the portal to tell whoever was in charge what happened, I go through a-and they all have their guns pointed then I don't know what csme ovrr me their all now dead I'm sick... no those fuckers tried to take pokemon from where they where trying to live their after life in peace. Oh fuck an alarm went off just now, Arcues, Giratina if your reading this I'm sorry for leaving the distortion world even if I don't really belong there, but if I don't rid of these assholes they'll try again and again to take more and more pokemon from the distortion world I have to stop them, I'll make it up to you I'll find a way I promise and Arcues forgive me for what I'm about to do to them, all of them
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>>7263048
why did the miltank cross the road?
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>>7263201
Cause she saw a hot lady across the road?
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>>7263119
eeeeerrr

c-can he hear me?
can you guys hear me?!? im stuck up in the place you t-told me not to go s-sorry! there are some uuh n-nice weirdos that live up here t-though! i-is every one ok?
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>>7263201
Because she was told to mooove?
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>>7263235
to get to the udder side.
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>>7263299
<Are you OK?>
<The place we told you- wait are you over at>

>the thoughts suddenly cut out as you snap back to where you are.
>you can't sense the girafarig in your head anymore
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>>7263381
o-oh know w-what happend!!??

are you alright ms. girafarig?
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>>7262622
>He hums in confirmation, a muffled moan coming out at the neck kisses
>One of his hand slides down his back, stopping to run and caress the waist
>The other hand continues giving his signature 'kisses', sliding along and feeling his lover's face
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>>7263308
Hahahaha, nice one.
I don't got any more jokes. I'd be coffin' up dust if I tried.
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>>7263418
you would be Weezing.
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>A video is uploaded to the Zangoose's account, showing the Lucario talking about a Garchomp she knew, who was abused, overworked, forced to wear a leash, and when the Garchomp went to the IP she was labeled a rogue Pokemon and forced into a shock collar, and eventually deleted out of spite.
>It ends with the Zangoose talking about how wrong this is, and how the world needs to see this, so it can be fixed.
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>>7263414
>He caresses the other's waist, giving him several more kisses on the neck.
>He stifles a moan, rubbing against the other's body.
>He kisses his lover's large hands giving a light giggle.
>>
>>7263577
>Deleted
? ? ? ? ?
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>>7263407
>silence passes, then...

i
i am sorry
i am so sorry
we couldnt keep it going
too far away
too many minds
we tried
do you know where your friends are
do they know where you are
>>
>>7263007
Dude, where's the freaky double team sex
Downvoted
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>>7263577
I wish I could say that story was an uncommon occurrence
Unfortunately I have heard ones like it all too often
>>
>>7263647
>Ten copies of the video take its place, and the internet does the rest, ensuring that it will never be removed entirely
>A new addition was made to these copies, a line about how humans don't like change, but they're going to have to accept it
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>>7263715
I refuse your change.
>>
>>7263715
Do you even understand how the PC system works??
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>>7263699
Share them, spread them, don't let their pain fall on pluged ears and closed eyes, help me -us- open their minds.
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>>7263758
The only thing that needs to be opened here is your brain case.
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>>7263744
>>7263647
>>7263715
Referring to the 'garchop got deleted' thing if it wasn't clear.
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>>7263181
Turtwig?
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>>7263744
Do you? That "release" function doesn't let your Pokemon out in the back of the center, it fucking erases the data.
(This was stated several times early in the thread, but never really got talked about because no one really talked about the PC)
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>>7263715
It is not by rejecting other view points that we learn and grow - in order for change to happen you have to be willing to open up enough to see the beliefs of others and account for them in your own views.
Forcing change on the unwilling never works.
I have my father to thank for that knowledge.
>>7263758
I know many. It would take a long time to tell them all.
>>
>>7263824
not if you live in alola
>>
>>7263824
>Data
This isn't that fucking anime where they use 'totally not a pokemon nope its got gun hands' to fight shit on the internet or whatever. If your pokemon were just data you'd end up carrying so many empty pokeballs around you'd need an Arceus-damn freight train.
>>
>>7263850
I suppose you're right, but damn, we can try, we can try to open their eyes. I know you want to help. I also think neither of us really know how.
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>>7263654
i h-hope so! thanks i think y-you helped out t-tons! i think t-they may be on there way i hope... a-are you ook?

>>7263442
oh oh i have one!!!

how m-many zangooses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>
>Emrys as the catalyst that started ruining the world.
Can we erase this guy from history? This has to be some kind of galaxy class disaster attractor.
>>
>>7263890
Then tell me how they get stored in a computer, if they aren't converted to data.
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>>7263824
Explain the multiple cases of returning pokemon, then.
>>
>>7263890
(I'd like to point out that Digimon was originally a tamagochi type thing for boys which had monsters instead of little fluff balls. The only similarities between Pokémon and Digimon is the 'small children with monsters' genre, which includes a lot of series in Japan)
>>
>>7263929
(who the fuck is Emrys)
>>
>>7263967
Say what? Did it just fucking happen?
Arceus did you hear my plea?
>>
>>7263977
(you lost me)
(is this a Discord thing?)
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>>7263929
So because I want this world to be one where you can't put a shock collar on what should be your friend and ally the world is ruined?
>>7263967
(I am, I just don't use my name here because... I don't know honestly, made a habit of it)
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>>7263928
joy passed out
i cant stay awake much longer
i hope your friends find you
i hope you all find safety
i am glad we could help
never give up little one
there are bad things in the world
but never forget there are good things too
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>>7263933
Portals to the distortion world can be opened from both sides, mate. Giratina is lenient sometimes.
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>>7264009
No you're fine believing that. Your methods are wrong. Killing and murdering, destroying property? That isn't going to get you anywhere unless you have numbers.
A fucking pokemon protection organization nuked you what the fuck is the government going to do when you storm into Bill's house and tell him to shut down the PC system?
If pokemon are data like you say what the fuck is shutting down the PC system going to do to them. You'd be committing genocide on a massive scale.
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>>7263932
Short answer: they don't you loon.
Long answer: The PC system is more of a cataloging system than direct storage. You log the pokemon into the system, a tray with slots for pokeballs pops out, you put the pokemon you put in the system in the tray, it retracts back in and then the balls are sent to the back of the Center/Daycare for physical storage, where there are pokemon with teleport who send them to more long-term storage if they've been sitting for a while. Let's say you deposit an Eevee in Fuschia city, then go to Cerulean. When you use the PC to get your Eevee back, its taken out of local/long-term storage and teleported to the Center you're in. And then you get your eevee.

And when you release a pokemon they teleport the ball to the Center nearest to their natural habitat and let it go.
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>>7264009
As already said, we don't like change. It's silly of you to pretend you don't either just because you got a new body.

(I personally like it better without the names, keeps the non plot Discord stuff out)
(If there's even a plot)
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>>7259742
how the hell did you get a gun in japan?
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>>7264126
Very carefully.
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>(Start a Pokemon rights plot)
>(On MLK day)
(I really forgot about that, holy shit I didn't intend this timing)
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>>7263794
Is that the name of what I am? I am a grass turtle so it makes sense... well then I guess that's what I'll go by, I honestly have nothing else to go off of ever since I lost my memories... All I have is a lost left eye with a bloody rag over it, a lost right leg on a metal peg, and an everstone... Thank you anon, now I know what pokemon I am at least

>*Gun shots are heard*
Fuck give me a moment

>*on a speaker voicing through the entire base*

HEY ASSHOLES, IF YOU WONT LEAVE THESE POKEMON REST IN PEACE. IM GOING TO LEAVE ALL OF YOU IN PIECES, And now pumped up kicks by Foster the Children

>*Pumped up kicks plays through the base as gunshots are heard in the background*
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>>7264143
(MLK day is irrelevant to non Americans)
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>>7263916
I know how to change the world. I just don't believe in quick, violent methods.
If you wish a change to take hold it must have time to grow and take root in the minds of the people - using violence will only make the negative impression stay.
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>>7264160
Heck, it's not even relevant to most Americans, unless they get the day off work/school.
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>>7264083
HA
You know perfectly how not-lenient-at-all Gigi is
Your theories are bunk, mate.
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>>7264155
Probably a bad idea doing this, knowing you.
But I got something that will make you renember something important.
I hoped you found peace.
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>>7264252
gigi is a hardass about his dead peeps bro
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>>7264088
>>7264083
Source: I work at a pokemon center.
I'm the guy who has to make sure the PC works all day every day.
I'm ALSO the one they send out to release pokemon here, because I'm not busy enough cleaning the fucking pc every time some 10 year old comes in dirty and disgusting and wipes their hands all over everything.
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>>7264275
(my god, that is adorable...)
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>>7264084
I'm trying to not be violent anymore, that's why I'm chilling on spear pillar and using videos to get my message out rather than blood on a wall.
>>7264088
Explain why every single Pokemon I've talked to has described the PC as a vast endless white space. And why Bill himself said Pokemon are stored in the computers on this very website. (On mobile and can't archive dive but there was a guy playing as Bill or someone who knew him who said that)
>>7264114
Uh-huh, that's why John everyman goes from office worker to Alolan psycho. That's why I went from average guy to fucking pirate captain, and then to relatively peaceful protester for Pokemon rights.
>>7264180
As I said, trying to not be violent, just share stories and talk, I'm aware it's going to take time, I'm willing to give it that time, but it's hard seeing all this and not doing SOMETHING, and then when that something proves ineffective feeling even worse. The violence didn't work, so I stopped, well, there are other reasons I stopped, mostly because I'm still not a fan of killing, don't like it don't want it, and now I've got a kid... Point is I don't think violence is the answer either. But as this is proving, words and videos aren't enough either.
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>>7264275
(my god, that is so goddamn corny)
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>>7264407
John went from alcoholic to violent alcoholic, not much of a step.
As for you I don't know. Maybe you went bored of the daily life and now have something to fight for in your family.

But by god, if you try to change my life I'm going to defend it. Even if it means tying to kill you.

(no archives in /trash/ btw, unless you mean an offsite)
(who the hell would want to catalogue trash)
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>>7264382
>>7264407
Pokeballs have a sleep mode, made ONLY for storage.
Also thanks to your antics I'm going to have so much more fucking work and people screaming at me about PCs being 'evil' cause they don't know jack shit about it beyond what you put out.
Thank you and fuck you both for the job security and the headache.
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>>7264407
>Explain why every single Pokemon I've talked to has described the PC as a vast endless white space.
That's what being in a pokeball feels like you fucking idiot. You were a human before this. You can't suddenly wear the skin of the oppressed and start speaking for them.
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(( I actually like these threads and this shit's barely readable for me lol. ))
(( Like, seriously, somebody's gone full godmodding to kill a character they dont like and shit along with basically a whole fucking IC country plus half the thread's characters as collateral ))
(( also if all of the fucking threadfags are going one direction that's your cue to stop swimming against the current to matter how hard it triggers you ))
(( >>7260568 >>7260775 >>7260840 >>7260932 >>7262403 that last part is especially for you :^) ))
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>>7264487
( https://desuarchive.org/trash/ )
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>>7264275
F-Fuck why does looking at this hurt my head so much?? I no I do not know her and I believe I never will

>>7264275
(>filename
She used to be 100% pure now more like 90% pure, also I'm doing that autistic shit in which if a person isn't eased back into their old identity properly their minds reject their past self, so that why I'm writing this just to clarify)

>>7264416
(No u)
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>>7264518
(are you having a stroke, son?)
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>>7264114
It is unfortunate that you don't like change.
Hopefully a slow process will make adjustment easy enough that things will be better by the end of the next century.
>>7264407
You can't expect to see change from a media form many don't use immediately.
Give it time.
>>7264487
As I mentioned earlier in this post, hopefully a slow adjustment will be something we can work with.
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>>7264497
I was a human, won't deny that. Also won't deny I've seen Pokemon suffer, and I hate it, and I want it to fucking stop. I want my kid to be able to grow up in this world and not have to worry about someone putting her in a fucking shock collar.

And then you go and prove my point, you're saying you're opressed
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>>7264407
Bill's an absolute sperglord, so of course he didn't explain it right.
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>>7264537
(Mkay, kinda just shoving stuff out there to give you handholds for development)
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>>7264577
I'm not saying I'm oppressed. I'm speaking from your point of view. I've been in a pokeball before, yeah it's a fucking bore but it doesn't make me suddenly forget who I am or want to listen to every single thing my trainer says.

You wished yourself into a pokemon and you try to speak for us.

You're a human through and through. Nothing about you is a pokemon.
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>>7264567
>>7264577
I wish to live long enough to see the end of the next century, and laugh as all you fought for was for naught.
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>>7264612
(Ah, ok thanks anyway)
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>>7264567
Next century? That's thinking too slow N, I fully expect it to take years, but next century I will be dead, and I'd like to see something before I become a ghost.
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>>7264577
Nobody's saying pokemon aren't oppressed. They ARE saying your an absolute moron who probably never used the PC once in his human life.
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>>7264623
Have you asked your trainer or whatever about that Pelago thing? Seems that it actually helps with not getting bored while boxed in a PC, no idea how it extends to balls.
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>>7264623
My body is that of a Pokemon, my wife and child are Pokemon, does that not give me some reason to speak up?
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>>7264518
(I have to admit, it's been getting harder for me to keep up with this thread, the sudden surge of literal gods of gods, the nukes, and especially people lashing out at each other in the current threads. I like the lesser character interactions, the simpler stuff that was happening in earlier threads. I should probably call it a night, it's late.)
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>>7264655
I live in Hoenn. As far as I understand the Pelago thing is for Alola residents.
>>7264667
No it doesn't!
Let me put this in terms a human like you can understand, You can't be white for most of your life and then suddenly paint yourself black and begin speaking for black people.
Does that make sense, human?
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Fuschiafag here, do I even want to know what this fucking slapfight is about?
I'm on the beach for some peace and quiet, city's a little too lively if you catch my drift.
Vapey's out swimming for a bit, but she'll be back shortly.
How is everyone tonight?
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>>7264625
Then I obviously won't be able to change your mind.
The best I can do is wish you and your Pokémon a good day.
>>7264639
I said the turn of the century, and it was a maximum time period estimate accounting for a variety of possible setbacks.
Hopefully change will take less time than that, but as long as the Pokémon of the future can stand by humans as equals I will be content, even if I am no longer alive to see it.
Forcing the collapse of an entire society by forcing a change they aren't ready to accept will just make things worse for Pokémon and the entire process will take longer.
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>>7264686
(good night.)
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>>7264705
For once, tonight is ok.
Other than this zangoose spreading nonsense about things he doesn't understand.

I need a fucking vacation.
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>>7264686
(personally, I'd cut out the whole Farsail crew thing entirely. Not suddenly, but make it reach an end sooner)
(also the whole thing about gods needs to go away, it didn't help at all against godmodding)
(tl,dr lets go back to comfy)
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>>7264699
I don't see you arguing against N, and he's a human doing the same thing I am. He also doesn't have a WIFE AND CHILD that I know of.

I want my daughter to not be put in a fucking shock collar.

So I'll fight for it.
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>>7264686
(There were only three legendaries in this thread. As Dialga's role play I can say he was actually in the earlier threads, I just like to keep him to simple character interactions because it's more fun and offers more development - seeing how a god acts and interacts with the common people is interesting)
(So basically, it's not a surge, just several legendary role players having to step in to stop some bs)
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>>7264771
So don't put her in a shock collar!
CASE CLOSED.
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>>7264686
(( I reversed course on even having a gun at one point. mfw literal nuclear armageddon was basically reallynigga.jpg ))
(( also the rageposting is getting a little out of hand I agree. Trying to return to normal might be nice, that's why I run not-stuck-in-plot-bullshit anons ))
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>>7264737
I don't even have my own pokemon, only a single Porygon2 owned by my workplace for my job.
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>>7264705
The human Zangoose is spreading information about things he does not know.
My trainer is sleeping presently, how are you?
>>7264771
N has his head in the right place and he's lived with pokemon since he was born, unlike you. You've slain plenty of us pokemon. I don't consider you part of us and no one else should.

You're a terrible human wearing fur that doesn't belong to you.
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>>7264809
I haven't seen burns this hard ever since Dialga v/s Buzzwole.
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>>7264796
And when assholes like the Aether foundation come for her? When random dickweed trainers shove her in a ball?
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>>7264837
Alright you whiny fuck, I've got a real interesting plan for you.
Get John to register as you and your family trainer, since he's the only human you actually trust.
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>>7264756
Vacation, huh? Well, crazy as this is, Orre might be a good place to escape the bustle of things.
>>7264809
I ignored the flamewar earlier, so whatever.
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>>7264809
You. I like you, your a good guy/cactus/pokemon.
If you and your trainer ever come through Fallarbor town, I'm the guy that looks like he hasn't slept for three months. Because i haven't mostly.

I'll get you some pokeblocks or somethin.
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>>7264837
>>7264861
THIS.

Or just, I dunno..don't let that happen in the first place?
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>>7264749
(Thank you and goodnight.)

>>7264764
(I have nothing against minor disasters or such, but the nuke is a bit much. Unless we wanna go full-on post-apoc, then I'll make buddy a trader, and draw Faith and Joy in a vault suit. It's just the current plot seems...I dunno.)

>>7264789
(Maybe so, I'm just kinda old.)

>>7264802
(Given that I collect Civil Defense stuff, I would have thought I would have gotten into the nuke stuff, but instead it just had the opposite effect. And yes, the personal sniping is a bit much. And yes, I know it's 4chan, been here years I should be used to it, but this is one of those threads where so many awesome concepts come from. It's not overly lore-centric, and it allows for lots of different visions. It's a great thread to me.)

(Anyway, y'all have a good night, and I'll catch y'all later on, maybe tomorrow, or rather, later today.)
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>>7264829
Thank you.
>>7264869
It was quite literally a flamewar.
>>7264897
Thank you. I'll be sure to take you up on that.
I'm going to tell my trainer about this human pretending to be a Zangoose.

Please do not believe him.
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>>7264809
I grew up with a hermit in Unova and was really close with the wild Pokémon in the area, a Snivy being my companion for 18 years now.
I'm really good at reading Pokémon body language and can sometimes understand what my Pokémon are saying, but I'd like to be able to fluently speak with any Pokémon I meet, sorta like N.
Any tips for a former human?
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>>7264705
Fairly good.

I just arrived in Oreburgh, now I'm waiting on someone. I'm likely going to head to bed soon though, and just try to meet them tomorrow. Oreburgh seems a lot less lively than Eterna City was.

>>7264929
('Night man.)
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>>7264869
Yeah, Orre's pretty quiet..aside from the, ykno, nuke.
But then there's the issue of: I'm the only person here that can do my job without royally screwing it up, or now, going postal on some soccormom that believes everything on the internet.
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>>7264929
(I don't really mind the nukes, a plot this high on adventure needs equally "oh shit" villains and plots)
(Good night)
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>>7264929
(( I don't know if thread would throw a shitfit over retconning some of the outrageous nuclear bullshit and/or the fugitives subplots or not, but I totally feel you there. For what it's worth you're one of the best posters in this thread.))
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>>7264974
Fuschiafag here. I might walk the Routes a bit here, wait for things to settle down back home.
My Vaporeon's coming back and giving me an odd look, hang on.
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>>7264952
You're better than the blood shedder.
The language of pokemon is filled with nuances, though there are similarities in the types. Listen to their growls, their trills. Patterns will emerge slowly. Sit with them with your translator off and ask them to tell you a story The clicks and hums will slowly work their way into something easier to understand
I would suggest starting with ghost or grass, you'll have an easier time.
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>>7265064
That human turned decidueye isn't really much higher in morality.
He has admitted to orgies with his own team from before the transformation, consensuality undetermined.
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Hello! Hello friends! Hi! Hi!
How're you today, huh? Huh?
I ate a bunch of snow and then some berries!
Ice Cream! Yeah! Yeah!
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>>7265087
He also eats both Pokemon and humans whole.
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>>7265115
Owls tend to do that, yeah.
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>>7265087
Actually that was only fairly recently, and determining consent is really easy when you know the body language like the back of your hand.
I'm not going to rape a companion who's protected me and helped me for at least a decade.
>>7265064
Thanks. I think I'll start with my Serperior, have him tell me about things we did growing up so I have at least some idea what he's trying to say.
>>7265115
They are always dead first or killed quickly beforehand.
I'm not going to say I'm the best thing around, but when you and your companions need food you'll turn to whatever you can get.
If that happens to be a body killed by the crew then I'm sure the ghost will honor its death not going to waste.
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>>7265129
>This Zangoose that killed Pokemon and humans in self defense shouldn't speak for Pokemon rights
>BUT THIS DECIDUEYE THAT KILLS THEM TO EAT WHOLE IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE
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>>7265158
If I were the relative of one of your meals, I would be way less than honored.
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>>7265087
>>7265115
>>7265129
He has defended himself. >>7265158
>>7265171
Emmy I can tell that is you and your friends.
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>>7265171
Have you seen a noctowl eat? they eat live rattata and raticate. Don't throw a fit at me, dude.
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Fuschiafag here
>>7264941
Okay so he fucked up on how the PC works. That was bad.
Still doesn't mean that we shouldn't be more vigilant for people like my bitch sister 'Charmless', stricter laws would have had her Pokemon removed from her care a lot faster.
>>7265103
Heya! You ate snow? Wow, I don't think I could do that. Too cold, brrr.
I'm good. Me and my Vaporeon friend are on a beach. It's pretty, and she just dropped a fish in my lap.
It's slimy, but I appreciate the thought.
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>>7265186
How about I come over there and burn your fucking house down?
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>>7265184
I try to not eat humans very often, but I just thinks it's better than letting the body rot on the ship
And if it doesn't rot on the ship it gets thrown into the ocean, were it gets eaten anyway.
Well, when we had the ship.
Either way it doesn't make it back to the relatives, but I did try to bury as much stuff in a makeshift funeral when we stopped.
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>>7265233
Of course he did. And I agree with you there, but carving swathes though our friends is not helping.
For every IP agent you fought how many of their pokemon did you kill? If you didn't kill their pokemon did you kill their trainer? Think of all the pokemon that are without a trainer now.
>>7265236
This is pitiful.
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>>7265186
>>7265276
I don't think you're getting this whole quoting thing correctly.
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>>7265276
(( that shitpost wasn't discord nigga we checked ))
(( not saying you're samefagging, just that somebody else is stirring this shitpot ))
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>>7265233
Snow is fun! You bite and your head goes cold so you run in zags! Zags!
You bite again and go in zigs! Zigs!
Slimy fish slip and bounce! Vaporeon slip and bounce like fish! Both fun! Fun!
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>>7264984
>>7265233
dubbing myself PkCfag for claritys sake.
The rest of his story is absolutely true, but it sets me off when people start bullshitting about how the PC works.
I've seen how everything went with your crazy cunt of a sister and yeah, everything would be so much easier if the laws weren't so lenient. The fact some thug can come up in FULL UNIFORM and use services meant for regular law abiding folk is just...I don't even know how this happens.
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>>7265288
I'm drawing a blank on what this means.
>>7265318
(I understand. If someone threatens my character my character is still going to respond to the threat. I just thought it was some shitposter so I treated it as an empty threat.)
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Fuschiafag here.
>>7265328
Aww, that's cute. I don't get much snow where I live.
Vapey's slipperier than a fish, especially when she doesn't want to come in after playing in the rain. One time she bounced right over my head!
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Hello. Zubat from earlier today.
I'm with my new friend.
He's the guy with the Crobat and Gligar.
He's nice. And I feel safe with him.
But I have a question...
How do I evolve into a Crobat myself?
I heard that you need to find a true friend to do so.
Is this true?
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>>7265469
Yes. If you really trust him and like him then he may be your true friend.
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Hehehe.
>>7265413
I've never seen snow, what is it like? Is it like the soot in Fallarbor town?
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>>7265336
Fuschiafag here. The reason I call her Charmless is because of the fake tears she cried over the authorities sending her first Pokemon, a Charmander, to an actually-decent home. It's kind of how the person who gets mocked for allegedly wishing for big boobs gets called "Titsless" or "Dragontitsless".

As for the full-uniformed goons, I agree that's a problem. The thought of some syndicate grunt running his team ragged and swaggering into the PokeCenter knowing he can repeat the process in a few days... Ugh. It makes me unreasonably angry, and I'm out on the beach to not be angry.
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>>7265513
And here I thought all the time that the nickname was because she has all the charm of a dead garbodor.
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>>7265513
Any idea how that charmander's doin these days?
And yeah I'm kinda trying to wind down myself here after all that mess.
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>>7265494
Ah, snow. It usually holds together better than soot, and it melts back into water in an ungloved hand. It tastes like chilled rainwater on the tongue, and it has an oddly satisfying dry-leaf crunch underfoot as opposed to the gentler sound of ash and soot.
The cold, though, that's always a factor. I like to have a hot drink on hand if I'm going to be handling the stuff, so I can warm my hands and my tongue when I'm done.
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>>7265494
Snow is like licking a snorunt! Except it doesn't get mad! And it goes crush! Crush!
Right under your paws!
Those with less poof! Poof! They fall right through deep snow.
Much fun! Fun!
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What the fuck you people go near snow? That shit's evil and cursed.
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>>7265634
Says the talking sarcophagus.
Snow's fine its just too damn cold where its frequent.
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Fuschiafag here.
>>7265568
Well, that too. She's a very special individual who attracts drama-lovers.
>>7265577
He's doing alright, last I checked, but it took him a long time to trust people again. Garden hoses still make the little guy jumpy.
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>>7265661
Hey don't judge I'm an ice guy. I like to chill out. Just because I'm a cursed coffin in a hot place means you get to desert me.
Oh fuck I crack myself up.
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>>7265670
She sprayed the poor thing? Helix be damned that's just plain old-fashioned mean.
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>>7265701
After that display of fine pun-menship, I really hope you do.
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>>7265741
Tried to crack myself up before but I always rise the next morning.
That kinda sounds like a dick- WAIT WAIT. Whenever I think about Trevenant I get mourning wood.
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>>7263593
>Gadreel makes a mix of a muffled moan and a giggle, resting his forehead on the other's shoulder
>The mouth on his stomach opens slightly, one of the tentacles wrapping around Darkrai's waist, leaving a slick, black trail wherever it touches
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>>7265770
For the lack of proper spelunking tools or for the lack of a hole to use them on?
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Fuschiafag here.
>>7265701
Just because I'm waving at people on the beach while between jobs doesn't mean I'm washed up. I'm just keeping things fluid right now. Sure as the tides, things will quiet down back in town.
>>7265719
I know, right? I checked in on him not too long ago, which is how I found out about that.
Makes my skin crawl.
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>>7265773
>Darkrai uses his new vantage point to kiss the other's neck.
>He straightens up a bit in surprise before grasping the tentacle with a hand and rubbing it.
>He pants against Gadreel's neck.
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>>7265670
She used a garden hose...
On a Charmander?
That is disgusting.
I am glad to hear he survived and got moved to a better home.
>>7265770
A Lunatone went into town.
He was immediately arrested for mooning people.
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>>7265701
>>7265770
>>7265839

Alright, I got a chuckle from a few of these.

>>7265820
I'm glad to hear that charmander's been saved from her.
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>>7265804
You lost me buddy. I'm cursed to live forever. Hell I've been trying to kill myself for the last 1,500 years and it AIN'T working out.
>>7265820
Ah keepin' it fluid I see. Well make sure to dip your toes into a few new jobs, eh?
>>7265839
Wait I got a good one!
A trainer took a bath with her Solrock.
She was sunbathing.
>>7265849
Hey "Gunther."
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>>7265865
Mourning wood.
You're a coffin.
You don't have a penis and from what I've seen no place to put one anyways.

I ain't good at this burn/pun shit, sorry.
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Lucario here. The one that shared the story.
I fucked up.
And I am sorry.
I was overloaded by pent-up emotions, and said "delete".
I didn't mean it in the PC sense. Now that the video is posted, it is too late to explain.
By "delete", I meant she was killed.
The IP caught up with us, and I managed to escape. She didn't.
She died defending herself. And I was there to witness it.
...
I made a mistake.
I am not going to hide it.
The rest of the story remains true, and I swear it on my heart.
That Garchomp was my friend.
And I watched her slowly get beaten down by an abusive trainer, who was rewarded for it. And yet, even in the end, she remained hopeful. That things would get better.
That is what I want.
I just wanted this world to be better.
And I did the opposite.
I am sorry.
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>>7265865
Here's one Zoroark told me:
After leaving a BDSM store a woman placed a Shaymin with knotted fur on my shoulder. She told me she was kink Shaymin me.
I will admit I'm not sure what kinks or BDSM are, but it makes people laugh.
>>7265849
I am glad to see that you found it humorous.
How has your day been?
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>>7265914
Spare me your life's story.
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>>7265914
PkCFag 'ere.
That makes significantly more sense.
Sorry for chewing out your bud, n' sorry you had to go through shit like that.
>>7265946
Bite your tongue ya little shit.
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>>7265899
Ahhhhh I got it.
Maybe I'll show ya it sometime. Keh heh heh.
>>7265944
Oh that's a gross one duuuude. Yucko.
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>>7265944
Very hectic.

I argued with a strange faced man, left Eterna City while it was in the middle of a riot, and now I'm resting in Oreburgh waiting for the crobat trainer. The last few days have definitely been interesting to put it lightly.

>>7265865
Hello! You have some good puns.
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>>7266017
..Please don't. I've already seen enough traumatic shit for one lifetime. Haunted casket cock is not something I wanna add to the list.
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New!!

>>7266036
>>7266036
>>7266036
>>7266036
>>7266036
>>7266036
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>>7266025
I try to keep 'em colorful and not black and white.
>>7266040
I mean I can make one if people want that but it's nicer to y'know.
Get touched.
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