ITT: Pokemon are real.
Gods walk among us. What do you want to say to them?
arceus is a dick. the rest are cool.
>>7253904
he hasnt dicked me..... yet.....
>>7253913
THOSE OF YOU WITH THE BIGGEST BALLS
i worship you
>>7253913
I can't really think of anything to say.
Thanks for being around?
>>7253913
I will hug each and every single one of you.
Then crawl inside.
>>7253913
they a-are a-awesome!
>>7253987
c-crawl inside of w-what?
>>7253996
Them.
>>7254031
Please no lewding up the children, unborn or not.
>>7254050
well
considering pokemon are all born in eggs, its unlikely ditto could do anything to them
>>7253913
I am quite surprised to see some of Arceus', ahem, creativity in smiting thus far, but from a theological perspective I can understand.
>>7253996
Don't worry about it, little guy. If I see you I'll see if I can pick up a pack of washers for you to snack on, okay?
>>7254050
Just the gods.
Then your next.
>>7254075
Considering that at some point Aether was interested in this unassuming Aron, it might be a good idea to pick him up. Or maybe a bad idea instead.
>>7254094
kinky
wanna come over to my place little guy
Is now a good time to post?
>>7254031
like? h-how? into there n-noses?
>>7254075
yeah! t-those rongs circle th-things? t-those are great!
>>7254100
are you g-going to have a sleep-ever? c-can I go?
>>7254103
you l-look funny!
>>7253913
Can I ever earn forgiveness for what I've done?
I saw my former supervising officer turned into gore-agami by Arceus Himself, if that's not a wake-up call I don't know what is.
>>7254112
sure
you me and ditto can all have some really fun games
>>7253951
But which god bears the most glory of them all?
>>7254119
I see it that as long as you make the effort to change, it's possible.
>>7254100
...An autograph will do.
>>7254112
Among other places.
>>7254134
Never mind the autograph, get away from me.
>>7254142
biggest girl balls
Froslass plos
>>7254119
Only if you find a way to sabotage the remaining ICBM silos, permanently.
>>7254134
I l-like games! w-what one do you like to uuh play? I like to play tag! i-its when you have to r-run away from the pokemon thats uuuh tag? and the tag has to get the notags! then they are the t-tag!
>>7254144
uuumh like there mouth t-to? that is g-gross!
HELLO Again.
The atmosphere on the planet is breathable, but very very strange. Oxygen, Nitrogen and many other things.
>>7254191
Would you consider yourself a god?
"Check my dubs" is what I would say.
>>7254179
sure
we can play all types of games
I will even give you a iron hard lollypop
>>7254221
off by one
>>7254220
I do not think I am a god in any sense. If you wish to treat me as a god i will happily oblige.
>>7254221
NOW that is a shame.
>>7254251
Oh I can treat you like a god.
Prepare your openings.
>>7254234
Do I need to choke a bitch?
>>7254143
Glad to hear a vote of confidence.
>>7254155
Already working on it. Dropped some tips to IP, took care of some former coworkers. My region's launch teams are gone, though I can't speak for anything hidden elsewhere.
>>7254234
w-what? ive never had one of those! t-they sound awesome!
>>7254283
you a-are funny looking!
>>7254270
What openings?
>>7254283
I will tttake my leave to see if there are any others of these that I should destroy.
>>7254299
they are great
how about you come over to my house in Petalburg
>>7254179
She's 'it', little guy. Run if you see her.
>>7254191
Good to see you're still safe and sane, my friend.
>>7254234
I lost my ass-whooping stick, don't make me find another.
>>7254270
Not unless she nabs Aron. If she does that, then maybe.
>>7254313
All.
>>7254325
Sure, right after I'm done with the martian stud.
Lets see how long you can hold your breath.
I got something to put on your gravestone then.
>>7254283
Last night we found out Aether had unearthed and activated six silos under Orre, of which they launched THAT one. If I remember my world history right, there are much more than a mere six in the general area between Orre and Unova, plus more in the regions northwest of Kalos.
Most of them should have been deactivated and emptied a real long time ago, beats me why these six were in operating conditions.
I have yet to enter a city without being hounded by curious people.
No, you cannot ride Zekrom.
However, it is the teenage girls that are always the most persistent, and it worries me. Is my signature really that important?
>>7254336
No problem, pipe human. How are you faring?
>>7254347
Our species does not have any holes...
Oh I hear some human technology calling my name. That way, and not here.
>>7254325
i d-dont know what a p-petal burg is....
>>7254390
y-you are popular huh?
>>7254399
its a city
how about you tell me where you live and i will come to yours
we can play all sorts of games
>>7254313
Head for Orre if you can. Easiest way to neutralize is to cut the pneumatics for the blast doors, but the surest way is to collapse the facility altogether.
>>7254375
Remote, self-contained, and with infrastructure already built - what more could a madman want?
Chances are those were restored, but I'm reasonably sure those six are the only ones with functioning weapons.
By the way, if anyone from Command is watching this, consider this my resignation.
Oh, and all of Lambda-Two is KIA.
I'm going on a trip.
>>7254432
THANK you human! Be there soon, if you need any help I will be happy to offer it.
>>7254432
Where are they hiding. The rest of Aether, where are they. I know there's another large base somewhere. There has to be.
>>7254421
mr. n said i lived in sinnoh. I live in a big hill! although my f-friends have not returned from y-yesterday yet though.... im s-sure they are ok!
>>7254390
I'm so sorry, N, if they ask to read you something they wrote say no, trust me.
Also, egg got layed, Lucy turned my hand into a pulp. It's a girl, and we're still sticking with Page for the name. Not sure how long until it hatches, on the Dex it fluctuates between a week and a month.
Send help.
>>7254470
>tfw I can never remember my image
>>7254473
sounds like coronet
i will be there as soon as i can so keep an eye out for me
we will play all sorts of games
>>7254432
Hey, this is going to sound like a really suspicious question, but do those silos happen to be anywhere near the old Snagem base in Eclo Canyon?
Because if so they might already be fucked.
Depends how sandstorm-resistant they are.
>>7254480
hey zangoose since i am in the area can i come look at the egg
>>7254525
Better idea, you can check my claws with your new face
Despite the mannifest for these missiles saying six are prepared for launch there only seems to be four in the silos.
I am destroying this regardless
>>7254506
y-yeah! maybe you can h-help me look for m-my friends to? I d-dont like being alone...
>>7254399
I'm not sure about that friend, i might just be easy to recognize by whatever people do like me.
Have those Plasma members I sent found you yet? They'll be the people in Medieval Knight outfits.
>>7254470
I worry for their safety. Several of attacked each other, and one tried to push Zekrom out of the way.
>>7254480
I now have a basket filled with gifts, but I will be sure to throw out the papers.
>>7254448
Don't mention it. I'm Alola-based, but I'm leaving the region. Don't need anyone crawling out of hidey-holes I don't know about to get me.
>>7254466
I wish I could tell you, but my info is limited to my division. There's safehouses in most major cities, and some of the old sites >>7254375 mentioned are being used as bases even if they aren't packing mega-death in a can.
I ditched my uniform and I'm getting on a flight. Talk to you when I land.
>>7254432
Well, that's reassuring. But given how convenient they are, there's a good change the rest of Aether relocated to other silos, including Command. Somebody that does more research on the old times should find out a list of the locations of the silos, as secret they were.
Finally, good luck on your resignation.
>>7254480
>Stream chat notice
>Egg has been laid. Congratulations to Zangoose and Lucy, might their egg hatch into a healthy girl.
>>7254492
(avatarfag problems)
>>7254544
sure we can look for all your friends
we can play all sorts of fun games with them as well
actually i think i see you now
>>7254539
calm down furry guy
i just wanted to look at it no need to get violent
>>7254599
>JINGLES AT AGGRESSIVELY
LEAVE THE STEEL TYPE ALONE SLUT
>>7254578
>Internally screaming
Why doesn't anyone know where these people are?? It can't be that hard to figure out where people so flippantly obvi- ...yo hold up.
Someone with access to satellite imaging, not pokearth, the good stuff. Have any small islands been..not where they were? At least slightly?
>>7254599
No, you want to fucking kidnap it like you're kidnapping that Aron.
Hey Aron, if you're reading this, the... Girl wants to do bad things to you, to hurt you, RUN!
>>7254766
You need someone to go get him, boss?
>>7254578
Good luck, man.
>>7254655
...That would make sense. I don't have access to anything like that though.
>>7254599
iii uuuh maybe?
>>7254766
games a-are fun though?
>>7254862
Hey steelbro, you wanna hang out?
>>7254862
come on, I know a perfect game its call fill the sack
you have to try to get into this sack while i try to keep it away from you
>>7254893
That does it. I'm coming with my big bro to kick your ass.
>>7254893
Someone in Sinnoh call the local police or IP, I'm sick of this sexual predator and long distance call fares 2high.
>>7254893
The team Plasma members in the area have been alerted to your presence.
They have visual, so I would advise leaving.
>>7254893
I'd listen to >>7254998 because if they don't get you, I might.
>>7254970
Sinnoh authorities have disaster cleanup to do, this is some frontier justice shit now.
>>7254998
>>7255040
you cant stop me
i am going to catch that cutieand we will play together all day long
>>7255078
>Fairy Lock
Not if I have anything to say about it!
>>7255078
What if I had a gun?
.... this is the strangest batch of presents I have ever received. There are numerous photoshopped pictures of I and famous men in the battling world, a string of beads with a ring at the end, a whip, handcuffs, and a tube of liquid.
>>7255078
>Stream chat notice
>Sinnoh trainers, be aware of an odd trainer in red clothes with Steve Buscemi's face.
>She's a confirmed sexual predator that preys on young pokemon
>>7254893
I-i never played that game before.... is t-there anything even in ther?
>>7255107
what are you gonna do
shoot me
>>7255151
Step away from the pokémon and we'll have no further issues.
>>7255122
My sect of Team Plasma has access to very little.
I am afraid that satellite imaging is not among them.
Colress' sect likely has that technology aboard the Plasma Frigate.
>>7255151
I'll Taze you, bro, how about that?
>>7255184
Please do it anyways.
>>7255184
i bet you dont have the balls to do it
>>7255224
I've got you in my sights. Wanna step away from the Aron?
>>7255184
>>7255224
ii-ii uuhhh
>runs away as fast as an aron could run...
>>7255184
SHOOT HER
>>7255224
>FAIRY LOCK
>>7255151
Ray, get the bag!
Azoth, get the Aron to safety!
As for me, I've got a blowpipe now, dohoho.
>The asshole takes a shot.
>>7255248
Hey, hey. Come with Azoth!
>>7255224
>Load the gun
>>7255199
Is there any way i can contact them about this then? It's exactly what Aether would do, a mobile island fortress. It's too absurd to NOT be the reality.
>>7255224
On it, bro.
>The Raichu uses Quick Attack to snatch the bag!
>>7255275
do it
do it you pussy
can you really live with blood on your hands
>>7255275
KILL HER GUNTHER
>>7255309
>FAIRY LOCK
>>7255309
If he can't I can!
>Al fires the Spirit Shackle straight at May Buscemi's chest
>>7255273
aahh i-i uuh who are you? are you with m-mr. n?
>>7255351
Mr. N is friend! Come with me, we both big strong, right?
>>7255309
I don't know about him, but I can.
>thump goes the dart.
>>7255288
I have heard that Colress is in the Alola area. I could see about contacting him, of you can't.
It is also possible you could ask Gladion. It sounds as if his mother is high up in the Aether chain.
>>7255377
i-i uuh yeah!
have y-you seen a big tyranitar? I h-havent seen him for a-long time...
>>7255414
No I haven't! We can look together! Come, come, follow me!
>Leads Aron away from the fight
>>7255428
>avatarfagging is harder than it was pre-captcha
It feels like there's been a suspicious absence of Aether's higher ups, which makes me uncomfortable.
The more shit happens, the more I'm glad I hooked up Zangoose's dex camera up the the streams.
>>7255288
It was leaked that Aether somehow got the Plasma Frigate plans. You know, the ones also used for the Lucifer (aka the S.S. Lucyboat).
But that was right before they attacked a copy of the S.S. Anne thinking that was the Lucifer, who actually knows.
>>7255335
>>7255378
>Gunther waits to see how this goes.
>>7255435
y-yeah ok! you l-look uuuh... strange?
>>7255521
I do? I do!
You know pokemon with strange friends are always stronger than ones without?
>>7255474
im still lurking
>>7255128
hey N im pretty sure thats some lewd shit
>>7255428
>>7255378
that hurt you pindicks
all i wanted was to catch the cute little aron and play with it is that so bad
>>7255511
I told you you could not do it
you will always be a coward
>>7255397
I'm not sure asking Gladion would be the best option, specifically because of the direct ties, and this being something everyone can see. And I can't exactly drop everything and catch a flight right now. If you could get a hold of Colress that would be great. Thanks.
>>7255602
>Bang.
>>7255549
uuuh o-ok! what was that noise?! w-why is everyone fighting for?
>>7255637
see you cant even shoot straight
you cant shoot me and you know it
>>7255602
How about this for pain?
>Alistair fires three Spirit Shackles in a spread shot
>>7255682
I was pretty certain that I shot you in the chest.
>>7255678
>He pats Aron on the head.
Don't worry about that. They're fighting over dumb things!
>>7255703
pretty sure you didn't little coward
you rolled odds
>>7255682
IF I WANT IN THE DISTORTION WORLD I'D FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCHED THAT KID, YOU KNOW WHAT WHEN YOU GET HERE I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN HOW ABOUT THAT??? YOU POKEPHILLIC PEDOPHILE FUCK!!!!!! YOUR KIND SHOULD BURN, BUT YOU'LL BURN WITH ME FOR ETERNITY
>>7255597
I can't say I recognize that term
>>7255603
Do you know which island I may find him on?
>>7255703
Missed by about a foot, bro.
>>7255682
Gotta run, have a goodbye gift!
>The goodbye gift is another Thunderbolt.
>>7255762
silvally
multi attack fire
>>7255705
uuuhh have y-you ever played 'fill the sack'? i-is it fun? where are w-we going?
>>7255762
He may have missed, but I didn't!
>>7255686
>Al fires another Spirit Shackle at May
>>7255777
Dubs and Trips, May Buscemi = Fucking dead
>>7255799
No, no it's a bad game. Hey, stay back and watch this.
>>7255762
>Iron Head!
JIRACHI WE NEED YOU
Looks like there's enough people going for that punk right now.
Ray, Az, I suggest we lead Aron back to the group and only take more shots if May Buschemi over there follows us.
>>7255779
If I had to guess I'd say he was on Akala island, but he could be anywhere honestly.
>>7255808
>>7255820
w-whoooooooa!!
>>7255781
>>7255793
wow you all are really bad at that at hitting me
i aint even moved a step yet none of you can hit-
>>7255808
>>7255820
>>7255857
Okay!
>>7255870
Okay, okay. Come with me, buddy. I wanna get you to meet my friends. I'll help you be that strong!
>>7255856
>Puts down popcorn.
Uh, for what?
>>7255905
I WISH ANY ROLLS WOULD HIT MAY BUSCHEMI
ALSO I WISH EVERY POKEMON ON EARTH WAS ANTHRO FOR THREE DAYS