ITT: Pokemon are real. What do you think of the Aether Foundation?

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>>7242879
they are f-funny!

>>7242950
a cute

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>>7242879
If they don't slow their roll, they're gonna catch some serious 'heat' soon.

And i don't mean the IP.

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>>7241846
>The cat would be blushing were he not covered in fur - instead the only visibly giveaway for his flustered status is his heavy breathing and gasping
A-amazing babe
>>7242879
Fuck 'em with a spiky cactus cock

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>>7242879
I don't want them around me.
Just to be safe and cozy really.

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>>7242956
>embarrassed

I u-uhhhh umm..... i am s-supposed to be a super strong s-s-s-steel type!


>>7242959
fire types are w-weak!

>>7242992
what?

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>>7242992
>He pecks the other on the lips with his mouth now closed.
As are you, babe. Would you like to go somewhere else?

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>>7242605
Let us get started, shall we?
>He reaches into his stomach mouth, pulling out a large, bound leather tom
What would you like to know first?

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>>7243060
...Fire melts steel, young'n.

But that's also not quite what i meant either.

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>>7242879
Not really fond of them
They keep sticking their noses where they don't belong!

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>>7243085
>He watches him take the tome out.
Oh, my. You- I wouldn't even know where to start. The basics I suppose?
What is your favorite type of magic?

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>>7243071
>Tfw no eyebrows to waggle
Sure babe. Where to?

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>>7243287
Hm.
How about Spear Pillar? I think your friends are a bit worried about you.

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>>7242879
Psychopaths.

Absolute psychopaths.

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>>7242879
They make Pokémon feel even more unsafe than Ghetsis did. I would prefer if they weren't around.

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>>7242879
I don't know who Aether Foundation is because I'm in jail for a crime.

>>7243468
For raping your pokemon?

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>>7243477
I don't live in no 3rd world country where goatfuckers roam free. Rape or not, pokephilia is against the law, at least, to partake in. It's okay to own and watch for some reason.

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>>7243125
oh s-sorry! even so. fire types are s-super weak!

>>7243287
>>7243364
g-go to the steel mill!

>>7243437
you look like a f-friend!

>>7243468
Fuschiafag here.
They'll be joining you in jail very soon, and staying much longer. They used a nuclear missile in Sinnoh as well as several other misdeeds, but really even cop-killing and kidnapping pale in comparison to hitting northern Sinnoh with a fucking nuke.

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>>7243437
That's the understatement of the fucking year, N, they threatened to kidnap my unborn child and then launched a fucking nuke at us.

I just want to have a break damnit.

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>>7243520
I'm a fire type.
I can take out an Aggron with relative ease.

>>7242879
Policefag here. I've seen cruelty, I've seen fanaticism, I've even seen some of the Teams flirt with bringing in the apocalypse. At no point did I think anyone would be psychotic enough, or callous enough, to use a doomsday-style weapon -just- to try to kill a -handful- of people.
Until today.

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>>7243182
Hmmm.... I do suppose it would be either green magic or spirit work.
The dead make fair company, but communicating with them as a first exercise is unwise.
Hmm...
>He flips through the Grimoire, looking for a simple spell
Ah. Here we go.
>From the shelves he grabs: three blue candles; incenses of sandalwood, frankincense, and rosemary; three copper pieces; and a bell.
A home blessing spell.
Blessed by myself this home has been many times, but since it is your home too I thought you would like to contribute.

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>>7243659
>Policefag
I have a question: does the Farsail Crew still have a bounty on it's head after what Aether's done?

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>>7243520
I would like to think myself a friend to all Pokémon. Thank you.
>>7243624
What?
That is outrageous.
Were I in a position to offer you help I would assist you - however, I will tell the remaing Plasma members what has happened

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>>7243771
The northern tip of Sinnoh is a nuclear wasteland because of Aether, lot of pokemon, lot of people dead, not sure if Snowpoint got wiped off the map.

As for aid from Plasma, they might do more harm than good, they seemed to be attempting to build another Frigate and use Kyurem again.

>>7243708
This is completely off the record. You did not hear this from me.
You may or may not be looking at some charges, but you're looking at a whole lot less now. To my knowledge, the offenses against Aether Foundation personnel and property have been dropped completely and the individual responsible for most of the major charges is no longer alive to be tried.
So, no fuck-huge bounty. Your record is not clean but you're not staring down a death sentence anymore.

>>7243840
Hey didn't you say they also killed one of you're buds?

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>>7243877
They did yeah.

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>>7243692
Oh! Of course! I'd be happy to help.
>He moves his hands awkwardly.
Um, how do we set it up?

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>>7243364
Ain't sure they are, hun.
Last I checked in on them they were laughin' and makin' bets on how much sex I was purr-obably havin'
Guess we could go bug your bros though.

>>7243871
Did you see if there were any charges for others that associated with them off the ship?

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>>7243871
Got it, thank you. Knowing the IP aren't looking to mount my head on a wall is a huge relief.
>>7243877
Among the dead. His sacrifice will be remembered.

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>>7243922
Of course. I would like you to meet my brothers.
After then we can take it to somewhere more romantic. Perhaps the forest?

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>>7243904
Foremost, set the candles up in an even triangle with the copper underneath them.
Carve an aspect you would like to bless the house with on each candle in your native tongue.

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>>7243639
b-bet you coudlnt! you are so small!

>>7243771
can you h-help? these guys in the white a-are scary.

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>>7244097
You callin' me short?

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>>7243840
Yes, Zekrom told me about the explosion. Lots of Pokemon perished.

I would like to remind you that part of Plasma split from Ghetsis. They are the ones I will contact, should I get the chance.
>>7244097
Where are you at?
I may know somewhere safe for you to go.
>>7243993
I don't remember meeting you, friend.
When did this picture happen?

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>>7244166
Can I call you short?

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>>7244086
>He sets the candles up as Gadreel says.
>Native language, right.
>...
>He writes in the oldest language he can remember.
>The glyphs are completely unknown to Gadreel.
Does this work?

Policefag here.
>>7243991
Given the circumstances I'd observe-and-report rather than even try to engage you.
>>7243974
I don't see any charges from here, but they might be lost under the mountains of documents on Aether. Regardless, the former pirate ship is a null priority right now.
>>7244210
Intel gathered by others here suggests he's near Mt. Coronet. That's a little bit past the responders' red line. If you're really doing this, move fast and take precautions. May Arceus be with you.

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>>7244240
Yes, but only because I know you have god moves under your proverbial belt.

And you're a fellow man of the arts.

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>>7244166
y-you are pretty small. most fire types are tall.

>>7244210
i don't know! I-i-i live by a big hill!

>>7244392
Easy, friend. Relax. Did you hear or see the big boom, little fella?

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>>7244351
I do not wish to use those moves, only when the situation is truely dire.
Could I be so rude to guess your style?
Runes and neon?

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>>7244392
You're lucky you're not aether-affiliated, young'n.

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>>7244473
Err..no i ah, i work with metal and bone.
The desert doesn't have much in terms of materials beyond those.

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>>7244460
y-yeah! it made the n-night turn into a day!

>>7244495
w-whos is yuuuh 'aether?'

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>>7243993
Fur-est sounds nice
Assumin' it ain't the one that got nuked
Aight, when we headin' out?

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>>7244536
The goons in all-white uniforms, you saw a few i believe.
You should stay away from them.

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>>7244526
Sculpting?
Do you melt the metal when using it?
You've gotten me curious.
How goes it with all the current chaos going about?

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>>7244294
Yes, it I believe so.
Light the first candle, the sandalwood incense, and ring the bell.

>>7244536
Move away from the direction of the boom, little fella. That kind of boom makes a big place where you get sick just from being too close. Holler if you see your friend from here, okay?

Oh, and Aether are the bad people who made the boom. Don't worry, they won't be a problem too much longer.

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>>7244348
I will not be headed there myself.
I still have a friend to find.
The best I can do is direct some Plasma members his way.
>>7244392
Calm down, my friend. By chance do you know which region?
>>7244536
I see. You live in Sinnoh.
I will tell the Plasma members to keep a lookout for you when they look for the Zangoose.
Do you have a name you answer to?

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>>7244640
>He nods.
>Lighting the first candle.
>The sandalwood incense.
>And ringing the bell.
Am I doing this correctly?

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>>7244616
I've done a few sculptures yes, and some architectural things. But a lot of what i do is ehh.. best left off of public channels.
I only melt softer metals for casting and such.

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>>7244616
>>7244720
Ah, i forgot the last part, but things have been rather slow lately on account of my shack/workshop being destroyed.
Twice.

And as always, Unovans will be giving lots of money to relief efforts.

Speaking of which, Nimbasa's having an event where Trainers can battle the athletes again. I'd call that a chance to get some big bucks over the-- Did you say Snowpoint?

Arceus... Isn't there a Regigigas near Snowpoint?

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>>7244742
Harsh.
How's the market for art in your area?
The art of selling is way harder for me then art itself.

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>>7244698
Not much looking to be done here, I feel safe enough to admit my location on public sites, we're chilling with Dialga and Palkia up on Spear Pillar.

...I fell asleep next to the god of space and somehow the weird thing in my life is I have a girlfriend who's pregnant.

Wait shit she's not even my girlfriend now she's my wife, we found a mega bracelet and what I think is a Zangoosite, and I got down on one knee and gave her the bracelet. She said she didn't need a wedding so...

Wow. Life moves really fast.

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I'm dead inside.
Alola, jerks.

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>>7244587
w-why? everyone is scared of them? t-they havent done anything!

>>7244648
>h
uuuh y-yeah i can move deeper into t-the h-hill... all my friends were out gathering food? t-they are o-ok though.

>>7244698
s-ennoh?? ok! my f-friends call me caneo.

>>7244790

>Zangoosite

Since when does Zangoose Mega Evolve?

>>7244790
>a mega bracelet and what I think is a Zangoosite
That doesn't fucking exist.

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>>7244813
>>7244824
I'm pretty sure every pokemon can mega evolve, it's just a matter of finding a stone. Might not be a Zangoosite though, but I found it on another Zangoose sooo...

>>7244790
God you're such a fucking mary sue. You picked the worst character to sue with

>>7244846
You're always bitching about bullshit but if we say anything you start crying. Fuck off

>>7244846

If Palkia was involved, it's Zangoosite and thus the only piece of Zangoosite in the world. I know of seven people who would love to see Zangoosite.

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>>7244781
Occasionally someone stumbles upon my camp and looks around for something that catches their eye. Other than that i don't sell much of it. But that comes with being off the beaten path in the desert so, other than that, if you were to head to Phenac they would likely eat up anything you had on display. I would head to Pyrite if i knew i wouldn't be bagged immediately.

>>7244805
They've done plenty bad, young fella. Just steer clear of em.

>Someone calls Emmy out
>UH THEYRE SHITPOSTERS
I bet this faggot is the pornposter

>>7244877

>Phenac and Pyrite

You're in Orre? That's pretty close to where I live.

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>>7244790
Congratulations!

>>7244896

That nuke landed near Snowpoint. I wouldn't call that lucky.

>>7244875
(Please stop fucking assuming Palkia is responsible for every single thing. It got old ages ago. Stop using my character for your fucking scapegoat)

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>>7244877
Sheesh, that's even worse.
How are you handling yourself in that desert?

(( OOC, the guy forgot. Discord's discussing retconnning it into something else for the sake of not doing what you're freaking out about.
So calm your tits everybody. ))

>>7244850
>>7244867
>>7244875
(I just said I thought it was a Zangoosite and found it on a dead zangoose, dead by zubats. I did not say I could actually mega evolve, there's no indication which stone it is. it was more an excuse to do the little marriage proposal)

>>7244909
(Where did I call them shitposters?)

>>7244950

(Then give me back my breasts and I'll stop blaming stuff on Palkia.)

>>7244968
>(Where did I call them shitposters?)
Discord faggot. I lurk there.

>>7245001
(Oh, it's you. Fuck off then, I mostly just ignore you anyway. Have fun not having tits.)

>>7245014
>>7245001
(Aye, fair enough, but it turns out I was right about one, so... 0 sum? Water under the bridge?)

>>7245030

PALKIA DID 9/11

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>>7244910
Yeah, somewhere in the middle of the two.

>>7244960
In short, fuck sand.
Longways: Sandstorms are moderately frequent and have a tendency to knock out the internet.
And Arceus help you if you're out scavenging when one hits.
Other than that and the 'shackening', its okay. Wouldn't recommend it unless you really like sand. The greener parts of Orre are nice however, but there's too much activity over there for me.

>>7245049
Yeah sure whatever. Don't use the shitposter as leverage to ignore every bit of criticism for your sueposting though

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>>7244896
What the fuck is a war crime weapon?

>>7245070
(God no, wouldn't dream of it, as >>7244964 said I legit forgot Zangoose couldn't mega because when I was searching for images to avatarfag with I kept finding pics of a mega zangoose, and the rest of my sue syndrome has been the product of lucky dice rolls, starting from the time I fought Red and didn't fucking insta-die like I should have)

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>>7245061
I heard that orre was harsh, but never thought It was that bad.
I would offer to visit one time, but lately me and my friends just keep attracting trouble.
Good day and the best of luck friend.
May you create beauty.

>>7245099
(er, the other part of my sue problem is Jirachi, I think I've used wishes the most of anyone, trying to limit it and it helps that he's not active as much anymore)

(Catchpa: Edgewood Close)

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>>7244719
Yes. You are doing swell.
Light the second candle, the frankincense, and ring the bell again.

Fuschiafag here.
Fuck. Fucking fuck.
I just want shit to go back to normal. Normal-ish.
Anything that isn't a new region on fire every other day.

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>>7244795
You're a ghost kiddo. Aren't you dead on the outside too?

>>7245152

No one's set Fiore, Oblivia, Almia or Ransei on fire yet.

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>>7245152
How about every Tuesday?
Would that be fine and dandy for you, skipper?

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>>7245134
Thank you.
>He lights the second candle.
>The frankincense.
>And rings the bell again.
I understand now why these sort of spells take so long. What is next?

>>7245198
Yet. I'm a wreck here, sent relief money but I feel so Mew-damned useless here at home.
My Vaporeon's stil trying to cheer me up. At least I've still got her, right?
How's everyone else's Pokemon holding up with all the madness going on, anyway?

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>>7245177
I'm dead all over, grandpa.

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>>7245117
It's not nearly as bad in the cities and towns as it is out here. The train on the outskirts is a nice place to stay without worrying about much of anything though.
And i'll make beauty one day, but i'm not sure more than a few will call it art.

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>>7245252
Hi "Dead all over", I'm good ol' grandpa Arceus!

>>7245099
(you could try to retcon it into the mega keystone, or lucarionite)
(haha you got tricked by fanart)

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>>7245267
Good one, old man.
What's the idea making ghost types anyway?

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>>7245259
Psh, as long as its beautiful for you its perfect.
Once you start selling, the opinions of others start to matter though.

>>7245272
(Already gave Lucy the bracelet, but yeah it's probably actually a Lucarioite now, and I feel stupid for trusting fanart)

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>>7245303
Oh, that one won't be for sale. It will be something for all to enjoy however. And it will be marvelous.

>>7245356
(while at that, you should read up on the psychological effects of mega evolution, according to the S/M pokedex)

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>>7245235
>He chuckles
This is one of the shorter spells.
'The last incense and candle should be lit,
The bell rung fairly flit.
The incense moved into the center,
As per the instructions given by your mentor.'
To most spells I add a rhyme of some sort, but it is not necessary. It is important to personalize how you do the craft.

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>>7245367
I hope to see it some day.

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>>7245293
Well kid
People who die with regrets mope and are generally unpleasant
And if they're moping all the time
That means Giratina would be moping all the time!
I can't have that!

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>>7245400
>He follows the other's instructions finishing the spell off with a little hand gesture.
I've done it correctly?

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>>7245409
It may well be quite soon, depending upon a few factors. I wish you well in your endeavours, friend. I think i'll be turning in for the night.

Unless 'they' have another rocket they plan on setting off right next to me. Again.

Ugh.

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>>7245524
Goodnight then.
And yeah, I just want to settle down you know.
I've dealt with more then enough to last a lifetime.

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>>7245567
Aye, I'll drink to that, too much adventure not enough downtime.

Also send help I'm getting urges to give this kid a few brothers and sisters, we've kinda settled on a name too, we're thinking Page.

>>7245498

You prefer Sunflora, which are almost always happy, don't you?

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>>7245658
No, I prefer when my son isn't burdened and dragged down by mopey ghosts who are constantly trying to escape.

JIRACHI

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>>7245513
Yes, you did well.
>He runs a hand along Darkrai's jaw
Until the incense finishes its course the spell shall have to sit

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WELP.
My little brother's in love. He 'fessed up just a little bit ago.
>>7245567
I don't mind adventure. I do mind someone new coming to kill me and my kin on the daily. I wonder if we could find a place on the coast somewhere to kick back and spend a little while?

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>>7245993
>He sighs a bit.
What sort of effect does this incense have anyway? It's rather nice.

>>7246009
Who's the lucky girl?

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>>7246009
I hope so.
I've got so many things left that I wanna paint.
And I kinda wanna start something crazy and life changing.
But not in the way how its going down now.

>>7242819
Has anyone been able to triangulate any kinda bases or camps from all this yet??

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>>7246076
One of the newer members of our little band.
A Raichu and a Meowstic, talk about an odd couple, heheh.
Stilll, as far as I'm concerned this whole damn group is family, even if Ray and I aren't technically blood anymore.

>Two of Turtwigs characters only exist for romance
lmao such depth

>>7246153
>maybe 3
who fucking knows theyre shallower than the rper's gene pool thats all i know

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>>7246133
Kinda what I was saying earlier today, we're not blood, but we've sure as hell bled for each other, and that makes us a closer family than some "real" families I've met.

Helps that apparently we're all having kids now, Sniffers and Smeargle were taking about that last I heard and from what I saw from your bro and Miya it's not gonna be long before Lucy and I are returning the favor and making them breakfast in bed while they cope with the shock.

Crazy world we live in, where the fact that we're a family now is the weird thing, not that we're room-mates with the gods.

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>>7246153
>>7246174
(( take a chill pill fampai :^) ))

>>7246120
Not yet I'm afraid.
Though I've seen some allegedly law enforcement in chat, who knows what can happen in the next hours or days.

In the mean time, all Aether comms have been drowned out in trolling, micspams and radiophonic ERPing.

>>7246174
literally watching people be uncomfortable because this guy wont stop forcing his romance on people that dont want it

>>7246189
I mean like..a big base. A BIG big base, like what they had in Alola. Not some urban crackshack hideyhole.

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>>7246034
>He chuckles
Which one?
Three have been lit.

>>7246222
Well, thats a shame. Would be funny if they got their shit pushed in even more by IP spec ops or something.

>>7246222
Policefag here. Most Aether operatives taken down so far, at least in my locality, have been field operative caught outside safehouses or using unsecure channels.
Fuschia's apparently had a notable engagement, Aether operatives were running to a safehouse only to realize it was already compromised.

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>>7246247
>He cuddles up to the other.
The sandalwood I think?
>He prods a finger against the lips of his stomach mouth.

>>7246232
Not to my knowledge. They're scrambling to lay low, and the authorities aren't going to run in half-cocked given what they could have in defenses.

>haha date my character
>i dont know if-
>ill kill her off
>uh okay
fucking turts is the worst rper here

>>7246300
Probably a good call. It's not like they can build new hidey-holes faster than the IP can crack them.
>>7246222
Nice trips. Also, I'm the guy reading the Azoth valve fic over the 'operators operating operationally' comms channel in Kalos
>>7246306
( please stop importing drama desu baka fampai )

>>7246300
Well, im sure theres some group out there thats had enough shit from aether and the like that would.

Not referring the the ex-ship crew.

hey i heard someone had a type null here
where can i find them

>>7246386
....can we get summa that fic here or would that be too degenerate even for this place?

>>7246415
hurry up i dont have all day

>>7246415
Not replying to blatant Aether bait :^)
Now that the Turtwig rode your bomb to hell, Pipe Man will have to be hardcore enough for the both of them.

>>7246485
not aetherbait
you want proof?

>>7246434 I can post excerpts.

"I pulled back, cock leaking into the creature's stomach. He pawed at my thighs and whined; he wanted a second round. With a swig of Sitrus vodka and a deep breath, I readied myself to oblige..."

Whoever wrote it watched the stream obsessively, they even got the verbal tics right.

>>7246279
As a matter of fact, they did lose their Alola branch base yesterday. Or at least most of it, that place's huge and who knows how many basements it has.
The IP having to do a sudden refresher on jungle warfare surely would have sucked.

>>7246283
It really doesn't help their case that they keep using these damn uniforms. It's almost like they took all the Rocket rejects.

>>7246386
That reminded me of two things. One being that we haven't had news of Azoth in a while, second being a load of bad mental imagery.
Anyways, good job.

>>7246415
That would be Azoth.

>>7246547
azoth? clever
does he still have the mask on?

>>7246547
I know they lost the Alola branch, im talkin about like, something out in the middle of the ocean or on some deserted island. straight up evil genius shit ykno.

except they certainly aint geniuses as we all know by now.

>>7246547
Luckily, there's an expert or three in jungle warfare they could convince to help in exchange for a pardon of the few charges they haven't already dropped :^)

As for the fic, I started reading while there were still Aetherguys on the channel, I think that gave them something to think about.

>>7246575
Yeah, as far as I know he does. The Aether bastards fused it to his face, hence the stomach valve.

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>>7246575
What do you know about Azoth, why does he wear a mask?

>>7246624
yeah null was like that too
do you know anything about "memories"?
>>7246633
because faba and wicke decided it was too strong and glued a mask to it

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>>7246662
If I pulled that mask off, would he die?

>>7246691
yeah
anyway can we get past the jokes

>>7246691
Pretty sure his head would come off before the mask did.

>>7246729
I'm done.

>>7246415
You seem to know an awful lot about my friend. I can confirm that he's alive and well, but I'm not giving locations. I'd rather not see if Aether has any more surprises for us, I'm sure you understand.

>>7246541
The attention to detail there is surpassed only the visceral repulsion I feel.

>>7246662
"Memories", hmm? I know that Clark, Arceus rest his soul, wanted me to get some for Azoth. Also, thanks for the info on the why the mask came to be in the first place.

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>>7246777
FUCK, trips and I forget my pic

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>>7246294
>Gadreel shudders and snuggles closer
Hm... Sandalwood.
A relaxant and....
.... oh.
>He starts to fiddle with his hands

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>>7246770
thanks
>>7246777
yeah its almost like i have my own
wow
anyway you're john right?

also heres your goddamn proof

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>>7246800
>He prods a finger into the mouth on his stomach, rubbing the lips with his other hand.
Oh? Is it bad? Don't tell me I'm going to die.
>He breaks out into laughter.

>>7246818
oh hey your that edgy kid i saw last week.
down the arm for results bud, not across.

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>>7246818
The one and only. Sorry about the suspicion, circumstances being what they are.
Wait - that's one of the other Nulls, without the mask. And bigger.
. . .
Azoth can evolve, can't he? That could theoretically enable him to break free of the mask.

>>7246884
yeah thanks
>>7246894
yeah its pretty cool
sure can
thing youre going to need is the memories
and i could absolutely misplace some if you want some
but i really cant afford to book a flight to sinnoh

>>7246919
I would appreciate that greatly, my friend. I might be able to misplace some of my cash from my former and legitimate business dealings as well.

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>>7246967
( gah not again )

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>>7246662
The Aether foundation created a Pokemon....
And then fused a mask to its face?
This is... terrible.
How could anyone do that to a Pokemon?

..... The moment my current mission is over I will personally see to it that the Aether foundation is taken care of.

>>7246978
Little late for that, for once the IP is doing its job right.

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>>7246967
yeah i can do that whenever
just dont bring your high priority friends to aether foundation for your own sake
especially after my mom thought it was a good idea to launch an icbm at you
youre just going to have to come to alola and pick them up
preferably poni island
>>7246978
hey N
you can come wreck the place i dont care

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>>7246995
Like they took care of Rocket, Aqua, Magma, and Plasma?
I have little doubt that there will still be work for me to do.
>>7247009
I'll be certain to do so, if just to get some form of justice for all the Pokemon they've wronged

>>7247009
yandere eyes and too hot to be 40 something? thats your mom?

arceus fuck i understand where you got the edge from now. sorry bout that comment.

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Hello! Hello! Hello friends! Hello!
What are we doing today? Huh? Huh?

>>7247009
Speaking of ICBMs, how's the situation at Orre? because sure as hell they didn't unearth just one silo and now they have even more of an excuse to just burn the entire world in nuclear fire.

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>>7247127
Getting some downtime.
Its nice to relax, specially in a tube.

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>>7247140
Funny you should mention that.
Lambda One-five, enter coordinates.
...
Lambda One-five, that is an order.

>>7247205
are you fucking kidding me.

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>>7247164
Relaxing in tubes sounds fun! I know a furret who likes to play in tubes! They go woosh! Whoosh! In and out so fast! Fast!

Maybe not so relaxing. But fun! Fun!

>>7247205
Lambda One-five is too busy listening to the tale of a Type:Null enjoying his life as a cum balloon, probably in abject horror but if he's instead enjoying I wouldn't be surprised at all.
You sick fucks.

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Command will be pleased to have this headache addressed.
Begin priming sequence.

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>>7247061
thanks N
take care
>>7247081
hahahaha
yeah thanks man
>>7247140
about six
>>7247205
>>7247263
hey desmond
quit your shit unless you want me to tell mom about your
"secret folder"

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Lambda One-five, open blast doors.
...
Lambda One-four, open blast doors!
...
Do I have to do everything myself!?

>Stream announcement
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>NEW ICBM IS PRIMING TO LAUNCH
>EVERYONE SCRAMBLE AETHER COMMS AS HARD AS INHUMANLY POSSIBLE

>>7247308
20 minutes to get that thing prepped
3 minutes to call up mom
pick your choice

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>>7247258
What do you like to do for fun zigzagoon?

>>7247308
dude hes gunna leak your type null scat fics
chill

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>>7247282
Your threats don't faze me, boy, I am in command of a-
LAMBDA ONE-FIVE, DOORS! NOW!
. . .
I DON"T CARE ABOUT YOUR "RELIGIOUS OBJECTIONS" TO OUR TARGET, GET YOUR INSUBORDINATE ASS BACK TO YOUR POST!
. . .
CUT!? THIS ROCKET IS PRIMING, YOU IMBECI-

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>>7247393
arceus
desmond im going to come down there and kick your shit myself

passcodes 11348 better change it in the next minute

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>>7247282
If I fail at that it will probably be on local news
Take care as well, Gladion
>>7247393
Launching another weapon of mass destruction?
..... Black can wait.

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>>7247337
I like to run! And sniff things! And eat berries! Berries! And race! All at the same time! Yeah! Yeah!

Hey what's that over there? Huh? Huh?

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>>7247421
You called kiddo?

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>>7247429
really busy having null claw a door open but yeah try not to like
die
>>7247442
not now

>>7247447
This is absolutely YES NOW if I am right in WHO the target is

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>>7247447
Well then.
I guess you don't want help with that door.
Or cleaning up the body in the room.

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>>7247467
it
>>7247479
really? man i already melted the door

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>>7247431
Oh aren't you just one ball of fun and floof.
Well you go have fun running around.

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>>7247393
Lambda one-five here, I cut power to the blast doors and a few other systems.
Shut it down or we both do the right thing and ride this bomb to Hell.

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>>7247494
Origami dragons are nice.
Steer clear of the left side if you don't like human artwork, sport.

>>7247517
im not classified for this machinery
desmonds in some goddamn shape i can barely understan
how do i stop this?
>>7247527
thanks dude

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>>7247517
Giratina on a fucking crutch!.
Aborting launch. ..
When I get back up there I'm dealing with you personally, One-Five.

Giratina you there I need to talk/ask you something

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>>7247508
Thanks! Have fun in your tube! Tubes are fun! If you see a furret in your tube tell them I say hi! Hi!

Bye! Bye!

>>7247517
Do a turtwig AND RIDE IT TO HELL WOOOOO

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>>7247535
Thank you for stopping this launch, if you give me the base coordinates I could sneak in and slither you out.
>>7247570
I will do just that, you go and have a nice day.
Bye little guy.

>>7247447
You are the boldest, craziest man I have ever met.
If we get out of this, drinks are on me.
Oh, and try not to kill the guy who fucked up the blast doors: >>7247517
Just, like, drag him off or something.

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>>7247596
( Me and remembering to avatarfag are not a good combo, if you haven't noticed, and the liquor probably doesn't help. )

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>>7247592
funny thing about that is that i have prime access to this place
i dont need an evac thanks though
>>7247596
uh thanks yeah dont worry im leaving him be
sort of dont need a criminal record

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>>7247549
Not if I deal with you first.
Have a preferred origami shape?

>>7247618
So do you know anything about an aether employee named Clark?

>>7247648
uh i can check
what do you want his ssn?
i can give you his employee files if you want

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>>7246864
>He shudders again
It is... hmmmm....
An... aphrodisiac.
>He chuckles a little
Never have I used it for that purpose, so I oft forget.

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>>7247633
. . .
Command, the anomaly is attempting to threaten me. I have no visual on one-five or the anomaly, and a facility breach on upper levels. Standi-
>static

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>>7247712
.... I hope he liked turtles.

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>>7247721
I'm more prone to frogs myself.
You can make them jump a bit.

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>>7247745
Oh, origami frogs are hard to make jump, kid.
Especially when they're made of flesh.

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>>7247706
>He's a bit more forward this time, opening his stomach mouth with his other hand and putting his hand inside.
>He rubs the inside, giggling a bit.
An aphrodisiac, hm?
>He looks at Gadreel blankly.
What is that?

>Stream announcement
>ICBM launch averted
>Thanks to everyone who helped, both in the field and not
>If you felt like you had a religious experience, consider your faith rewarded

>>7247721
I find that to be a really fitting choice.

>>7247705
He was a defector, joined up with the piratey crew just after the brass pipe ninja did.
He brought the Type: Null currently in that squad's possession onboard, back when they had a boat.
>>7247721
Holy... you.
Did you waste >>7247517 too or let him live for being willing to die rather than launch that shit?

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>>7247776
kinda wish i got those quad 7s though
>>7247796
uh i can drop his files off with the memories if you guys want
idk im not gonna look its not really my business unless you guys really want me to

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>>7247769
Really?
I would imagine that if you manage to keep the tendons in the right place you could make it work.
Bit of a bowstring idea.
Would probably need a new folding technique for it.
It all looks so wonderful, but I simply can't get into the hobby.

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Zekrom and I are about 5 minutes from Poni Island, we shall begin our cleanup operation shortly thereafter.
>>7247618
I see you've taken care of the nuclear launch issue
Thank you
Remind me to find a way to pay you back

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>>7247796
Nope, that kid is fine.
>>7247824
They end up stiff from rigor mortise
Maybe I'll just animate the next one I make into a frog

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>>7247950
hey no problem stopping a second nuke is all good for me
youre welcome dude and i really dont think i need any payment
avoiding nuclear war is sort of payment enough
stay safe if you need any help i can come your way

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>>7248007
Yes of course you need them a bit stiff, but the tendons should work just fine under such conditions.
Oh who am I, discussing origami while I can't even do it.

>>7248011
So, handsome, how old are you.

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>>7247950
Everyone likes berries! They're yum! Yum!
Could pay the nice pokemon with berries!
Yep! Yep!

>>7248173
i turned 19 a while ago
why

>>7248217
;)

>>7248271
ok

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>>7248217
>>7248271
>>7248330
holy fuck i just witnessed a murder
shot down with one word

>>7248217
>>7248271
>>7248330
holy shit

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>>7248011
Well, if you ever change your mind and wish to get drinks send a Flying Type
>>7248183
I'm afraid he isn't a Pokemon, my friend.
I thank you for the advice, should I need to get someone else gifts I will keep it in mind.

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Everyone, you have to see this adorable Recording I took of That zangoose attempting to talk like a human

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>>7248217
>>7248271
>>7248330
Arceus Mew, and I thought I was a brutal savage.

>>7248217
>>7248271
>>7248330
Fuck you I needed those sides

>>7248217
>>7248271
>>7248330
Brutal.

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>>7248397
>>7248481
>>7248514
>>7248520
>>7248601
thanks
>>7248508
ill be sure to
take care

>>7248509
Fuschiafag here, my Vaporeon is trying to imitate the Zangoose now.
I think she likes the video.
Speaking of Vapey, though, are there any safety tips for, ahem, more amorous interactions? I got water down the wrong pipe our first time.

>>7248509
Policefag reporting in.
I think I can hear the officers laughing from the precinct office a block away.

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>>7248509
FUCK YOU NOODLES

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>>7248508
Not a pokemon? That's ok! Everyone loves! Loves!
I hear trainers even make them into candies! Or puffs! Puffs!

I had a puff once! Someone dropped it in the grass and then it was mine! Yum! Yum!

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>>7248769
Nice. What's your favorite berry, bro?
>>7248754
Hey, that was funny. Besides, there's enough footage of me doing, like, the same thing. It just got lost in the shuffle because of all the boat insanity, bro.

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Your planet is very very interesting.

>>7248754
Guess what is the newest meme in stream chat

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.... oh Arceus.
I now remember why I have been avoiding towns in my journey.

>The poster wrote the second chapter to the Azoth Valvefucking fic
finally

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>>7248851
Bluk berries! You ever had one? They're good! Good!
Can always tell who knows where the berries are when their fur is all blue! Unless they eat them all! Nom! Nom!

Whats your favourite berry? Huh? Huh?

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>>7247773
>the tentacles that make up Gadreel's tongue wrap around Darkrai's hand
Hmm... it is...
>He pauses, wrapping an arm around Darkrai's shoulder to steady himself, shuddering noticeably
... hm.. it encourages .... fornication.

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Caught a legendary bidoof today.

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>>7249186
.... so that's what I did during that New Years party.
If it's all the same to you kiddo I'll just
>The Bidoof gets erased from existence

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>>7249170
>He grabs one of the tentacles in his hand, stroking it.
Does this feel good?
Fornication, hm?
>He kisses the other's chest a few times.
Have you ever done that before?

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>>7249238
You should invite me to your next party
maybe you will be less of an unlikable hard ass

>>7249392
I hope you like origami.

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>>7249392
>May's intestines get torn out through her anal cavity and begin unraveling before looping around the tallest branch of a tree and coming back, forming the noose with which she is currently hanging from

>When I was young I live in tropical country and my house is close to the forest.
>Love sitting in the porch.
>Wild Pokemon passing by in front of me.
>They don't even give a fuck.
>Grow up not wanting to become pokemon trainer because I'm sick of looking at them everyday.

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>>7249448
that was unnecessarily violent
keep doing things like that and you will never get a girlfriend

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>>7249244
>The tentacle weaves itself between Darkrai's fingers, coiling around the tip of the index finger
Hmm... n-no...
>One hand caresses his cheek before dropping lower to trace the spikes of his collar bone

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>tfw no bewear bf

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>>7249488
What are you still doing here?
>The Ghost's form begins to unravel and reshape itself into Steve Buscemi
At least his way you'll be laughably annoying

>>7249530
Truly, your finest work.
Amazing.

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>>7249501
>He strokes the tentacle and kisses the other's stomach a few times.
Is that something you'd like to share with me?
>His breath catches a few times as his hands shook.
B-because I think I'd love to share it with you.

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>>7249530
at least I am not a overgrown llama like you
you keep acting like an angsty virgin and you wont ever get a wife

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>>7249592
Y-yes
>His breathing is heavy and his face flushed an obsidian black, the four other tentacles crawling along and wrapping around Darkrai's arm
I would
>His fingers rub the spikes lightly, rubbing in unseen patterns and shapes, the other hand running along the white part Darkrai's head

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>>7249729
I was right
You are tolerably annoying and mildly amusing this way!
Have fun with your new face sport!

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>>7249783
>He shudders a bit at the tentacles, continuing to stroke them.
Then let's take this somewhere a-a bit more private.
>He takes a few breaths trying to hold back a moan.
Haaah, Gadreel...
>Unsuccessfully.
P-please, let us d-do something. Together, please.

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What Exactly Do We Do Here?

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>>7249934
LOVE AND NOW BEAUTY, NOW THAT I AM HERE

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>>7249945
Still working out?

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>>7249968
ALWAYS
MUSCLES LIKE THESE DON'T MAINTAIN THEMSELVES YOU KNOW

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>>7249992
Have you seen the others? Hopefully those pecs haven't impeeded your vision.

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>>7250002
I HAVE SEEN XURKITREE, LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE WAS STONED OFF HIS FACE ON ULTRA WEED

bumpo

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>>7249510
b-bewear are s-super nice! w-whats a uuuh bf?

>>7249448
waaaa?

>>7249934
umm...

>>7249945
y-your b-big!

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I just saw some mysterious Colossal lava Snake pokemon and What appeared to look like a colossal Tyranitar fucking at the bottom of the ocean

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>>7251755
w-what?

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>>7251755
I have several questions.

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seriously they have taken over my Favorite sea Trench
I can't even swim close to it without swimming through an ungodly amount of fluids

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>>7251799
Thats disgusting.
Though can't you just shoo them away?
Its your domain after all right, the sea?

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>>7251799
c-can you tell t-them to find a-another trench?

I think I-i would love to swim through some fluid m-mercury.... did t-they spill there oran berry j-juice? i i-imagine big p-pokemon have really big cups....

>>7251822
have you seen the size of them
I may be a big guy but compared to them I might as well be a Rattata
It is kinky to watch though and the Tyranitar looking one seems to be the bottom because I have never once seen him doing anything but taking it from the Snake

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>>7251897

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>>7251897
Is it atleast hot?
Sucks man, I hope they leave soon.

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>>7251914
yeah it is pretty hot,every time they finish the giant snake will do nothing but squeeze the Tyranitar copycat for hours until they feel like fucking again

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>>7251897
t-taking what?

>>7251959
im t-telling your dad that you swore!

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Day 2 here in the distortion world

Yesterday giratina brought me here for no reason when I was trying too escape that nuclear hellscape and now I don't know what to do

First of all I don't remember anything other than that before the explosion I was at the center of it and survived

Second- for all I know giratina could of been trolling me about a deerling missing me and he just took pity to give me false hope of anyone caring about me

And Third i don't even know what pokemon i am all i know is I'm a grass type and that's it

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>>7252010
h-have you tried eating something? that a-always helps me to remember t-things. how d-do you forget what pokemon y-you are?

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>>7252067
Wait you just help me remember something, I kinda have the same body shape as you turtlish? Well it's like you anyway.

Also I'm feeling a bit hazy and they're is really nothing around here I can eat nor am I hungry, is this normal?

>>7252469
Consider that you're in what is basically the space between dimensions

>>7252668
Yea... what about it?

>>7252784
Things don't work at usual there.
Get accustomed with the place and wait for Giratina.

>>7252812
Ok then I guess, hopefully when he gets back I'll be able to tell him what I want to need him