haha i hate myself

>>7240328
I hate you too.

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Would you summon a demon to get laid?

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>>7240328
I hate myself too, but at least drugs can make me forget who I am for a while.

>>7240487
nah, craigslist is probably less dangerous

>>7240487
id be down to get my cum wrung dry to death by a succubus desu

two birds one stone

>>7240487
Not an incubus, that's for sure.

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>>7240487
Is there toe sucking involved?

If so, yes.

>>7240487
Man, I'm the demon that people summon to get laid.

It's not everything it's cracked up to be.

>>7240511

>not wanting to get fucked to death by a qt demon that will unleash terror on the world

>>7240487
Depends if she looks too human.
If it's something like Baphomet, then yeah.

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>>7240487
Yes
I'd allow Baron of Hell to ravage my fucking asshole

>look in the mirror
>dont look terrible

what the FUCK

How fucked up in the head am I, if I find self harm scars to look cute?

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>>7241213

i heard its a red flag if a female self harms
is it also a red flag for guys?
would a girl completely freak out if she saw my arms?

>>7241771
> girl completely freak out

Like they do something else anyway

Im curious what about avg. normie fag or furfags, how they would look on that... Hmmm... I guess as long scars aren't not on my ass.

>>7240487
An incubus? Yeah most likely.

>>7241213
I dunno but how bad do you like the scars? Mine are pretty long and thin.

>>7241771
Depends on the girl. It might actually help you if she's the right type but I'm not into girls so fuck if I know.

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>>7241126
I want to ravage his asshole

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>>7240498
Same here, feels good man.

if the "type" of girls youre into like self harm scars you're getting into bad relationships js

>>7242081
Sounds pretty cute.
...Goddamn, maybe even kinda hot.

>>7242311
Well my day was just made by a compliment from someone who's never met me. Thanks Anon.

>>7241213
i can see the appeal though it wouldn't do anything extra for me nor would it detract anything for me

>>7242382
It just cute extra thing, not like fetish and fuck doing it for the sake of having it. I already have something for `damaged` people, so probably that's just some extension of that.

>>7242322
Hehe, you're welcome

>>7242439
Now I just need to find a guy in real life who isn't turned off by mentally fucked people.

>>7242610
I used to work at a mental hospital and am a little mental myself but I doubt you live anywhere near me.

>>7242708
Same. I come from a land down under so it's hard to find anyone who lives down here.

>>7242730
>I come from a land down under
As in southern hemisphere?

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jHXu86O01w

>>7242322
>>7242730

Oh, the anon that cuts himself all day long and moves out soon to live with friends? Thanks for the talk yesterday man.

>>7242848
Yeah man that's me, you're right for the talk. Not like I've got much else to do.

>>7242807
Yep. The hellhole of snakes and bogans.

Tfw no mentally fucked friend to cuddle to sleep

>>7244084
I'll cuddle you in spirit from here.

>>7240487
Why not?

>>7244106
can you cuddle me too

>>7244172
I'll cuddle all the motherfuckers. I mean it, anyone.

>>7244106
Thanks possum, i'll sacrifice something for you in feel good ritual

>>7244200
Even if i didnt shower today? Ew

>>7244293
Especially if you haven't showered, you need a good cuddle if you can't be bothered to even shower. To remind you there's a reason to keep going.

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>>7244316
Aww, you're sweet anon. Cmon here, im gonna cuddle you back like im some boa constrictor.

(and too be fair with that shower, is just 4am here)

>>7244529
You're sweet as well anon. Also anytime's a good shower time, especially if you can cuddle in the shower.

>>7244578
Gotta kinda disagree, anon. Bathtub is for some romantic cuddles, shower is for crying while laying in fetal position.

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>>7244826
I don't own a bathtub and I've never had someone to cuddle so you're probably right.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xFh7XFC_w

>>7244855
Aww man, gotta at least a dogger to cuddle sometimes?

>>7244951
I used to but he died last year. So now I just fall asleep crying and lonely.

>>7244989
I hope my oldie won't die any time soon, even if she pisses me off...
Take some sturdy pillow man, beats having nothing when the feels for cuddles hits.
And don't cry, because... eeee... maybe tomorrow will be somewhat better finally, r-right?

>>7245124
We can only hope so. It's just impossible to meet someone who just wants a loving affectionate relationship, I nearly had a thing with a friend but he just wanted sex and I'm not down for that.

I guess a pillow's better then nothing.

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>>7245185
>loving affectionate relationship

Hehe, at least you're still expect that, I would be probably crying out happiness from just having a cuddle buddie.
Hell, I'm about to jump for online dating pretty much just for hope of some human touch.

>>7245372
I really need to sign up for online dating, I'm just so nervous around new people and I don't think there'd be many guys in my area that would even consider someone like me.

It's so bloody hard.

>>7245436
Same anon, I guess we should get our expectations low enough to try it finally and not get a heart attack from stress of making just a profile.
I mean, there's always hope and million fishes in the sea even if most popular hookup site will connect you only with bots ...

>>7245556
Ouch that's rough. I want to do this but I can't do it today, I'm already having a minor panic attack just thinking about it. I guess I'll try again tomorrow.

>>7245586
Same again. Gotta have convince yourself to having no expectations, not give much of a fuck. Keep it casual, like our chit chat now or any other on 4chan, and not like a hope for relationship. Forget about that, social anxiety will fuck it if you have hope

>>7245716
Yeah. I'll remember that when I try it later. For now I'm going to go freak out in the shower and cut myself. I might make an account tonight or something though.

i need to squeeze someone really freaking hard right now

>>7245755
Alright, and I'm gonna sleep, gn and gl

>>7245755
I'm gonna send you both cuddle vibe thoughts or something

>>7245792
Anything in particular wrong anon?

>>7245918
not really
i just havent gotten a hug from anyone in such a long time
i think last time i got a hug was a goodbye hug from my close friend a few years ago

>>7245971
Like the anon above me I'll send you cuddle vibes as well. It's not much, but it's something.

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>>7245992
thanks

>>7246116
I've gtg to the shop. Bye anon.

ITT: Cuddlesluts

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>>7247139
Cuddling is best. Being loved by someone else is what makes life worth living.

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>>7247178
I'll just cuddle with this friendly garbage creature.

is there any better feeling than eating cold pizza leftovers and sipping on warm cola in a dark room?

>>7247917
Honestly sounds comfy to me.

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You will never have a stable relationship and your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>7248757
Still happier than Hussie

I just spent my day helping a woman and her two kids who were leaving her abusive ex and moving out.

Time to go home, eat cold leftovers and cuddle a pillow.

>>7247139
Better then just being some kind of regular slut... right?

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>>7240542

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TFW I didn't die during my sleep, again

>>7240487
>become a breeding pit to a hung omnibus
where do i sign up?

>>7251437
I'm about to go to sleep so can someone wish me luck with dying?

>>7251879
Good luck anon, have at least comfy dreams

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I feel like i should be happy but i am not

All i have is my mandarines

>>7252001
Mandarins are a good enough reason to be happy, at least in my book.

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>>7251437
>tf during a great dream where you're living the good life

>>7251915
Well my insomnia's fucking me over again so I'm just going to listen to music and chill until day time.

>>7252014
They're tasty

I haven't eaten anything else for a few days tho

>>7252080
eat my tangerines bby

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>>7252095
No i have mandarines

>>7252167
wanna share? I need some vitamin d bby

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>>7252028
But have you tried to FAP?!

>>7252080
Ugh, all that food talk makes me hungry, and I have to yet get out of bed.

>>7252181
I've fapped 5 times today. I ain't fapping anymore and I'm not really in the mood.

>>7252208
you must have horse balls

>>7252215
No. Just started this yesterday morning and it's 3am.

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>>7252228

>>7252208
>he doesn't jack off once, but for two hours
pleb

>>7252267
you edge that long?
thats dangerous for your dick

>>7252173
Your skin produces vitamin d, go stand in the sun :3
But you can have one of my mandarines if you come find me

>>7252228
Sometimes I got a feeling we are making more than half the posts in here together, 'stralia anon

>>7252291
I mean your balls
your family jewels

>>7252303
Yeah I feel that way as well my man. Still. Got nothing else to do.

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>>7252277
Is that why I can cum without having full orgasm? Tfw I'm broken
>>7252307
Feed me, I'm hungry

>>7252307
Oh
Well you can taste if you find me~

>>7252351
Hah, he's gonna play with your jewels while I cuddle you tight, that sounds like a fun time

>>7252623
Yis cuddles and diddles sound neat

>>7252843
god i just want a nice big pair of balls to love on

Stop it, guys, it's a sin and gross

>>7249534
>>7251437
I'm proud of you!

>>7253321
Thanks Padre

>>7253321
what three trash whores can't enjoy the comfort of each other's testicles without it being an issue?

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>>7240328
How do I deal with depression?

I've had people in the past tell me I'm depressed. Both my father and internet anons have told me this. 25 year old male, dropped out of college 4 1/2 years ago, currently work in security. Diagnosed autism makes me too "slow" for everything else.

Before I start, I'm not diagnosed or anything, but I took a couple of online tests that really spoke to me, even if they're not valid. Here are all the things that appealed to me on some level.

>Feel life is not worth living (NOT SUICIDAL, just don't see the point in putting in the effort. If you're going to be miserable no matter what, then why bother)
>Get stressed very easily
>Get depressed at the turn of each season, summer into fall and winter into spring (feel like I wasted time)
>Learning disorder as child and adult
>Have trouble remembering or concentrating
>Lost interest in things I used to enjoy (drawing)
>Live in Northern Hemisphere
>Feel like life is going nowhere
>Have difficulty making decisions
>Feel fatigued
>Feel a need to always change or move around, though I don't have enough money to do so
>Takes great effort for me to do simple things
>Feel guilty about various things and need to be punished
>Feel like a failure
>Feel more dead than alive
>Feel Trapped
>Somewhat depressed when good things happen to me
>Tend to avoid events or getting out of the house except for work and grocery shopping
>Irritable and quick to anger
>Feel discouraged, unmotivated and uninspired.
>Glass-half-empty person

So, am I depressed, guys? Help me get used to this epic meme.

>>7253400
Thanks for that, without that post i wouldn't notice it took me 4h to get out from bed... after 12h of sleep...
Holy fucking blog post hahaha I hate myself

>>7252080
Are you the anon that hadn't eaten in weeks? If so, good on you for finding something that you can stand eating.

>>7253441
You're asking the thread of mostly depressed people if you, too, are depressed. Aren't you leading a bit?

Still, I think the question to ask yourself is usually something like "does this significantly harm my everyday life"

>>7253441
Don't be a pussy and go to a family doctor or whatever

Anon who hasn't eaten in weeks... how'd you do it?

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I hate the taste of alcohol, but for some reason I constantly crave it and drink it whenever I have the chance

Around 30 minutes ago I spent my last ten bucks on a liter bottle of cheap vodka and I already drank half of the bottle in one sitting

>>7254246
As in, last of your disposable income, or are you going to be on the street?

>>7254373
disposable income

>>7253441
>How do I deal with depression?

I've heard good things about suicide

>>7253481
I ate mandarins in these weeks, and oranges
Water too

But really nothing else

>>7253740
I just kinda... Stopped
Am not hungry anymorw

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In fact i am eating an orange right now

>>7255933
Jesus dude, get some full milk at least on top of that

>>7255981
Have none
And no monies till friday
Does jogurt work

>>7255995
Pretty good, and better than nothing man

I go for forcing just oats and cold milk when im too depressed to bother cooking or eating normal food.

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>>7256120
Ohh i talked to you a few threads ago
How's it goin


Also i got lemon jogurt out of the frigge which is a tasty coincidence

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>>7256192
I think you talked with other anon about that - I don’t remember mentioning anything about oats or eating in these threads before

But anyway outside of regular shit im pretty good, thanks How about you?

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>>7256429
I'm breddy good besides the eating thing
People are starting to notice me going skelly mode

Honestly can't complain right now but i still feel like something is going wrong

>>7256478
Maybe it’s something with eating too, oranges and mandarins are pretty much just water and bit of carbs and vitamin C, not too healthy for brain and body.
Buy multivitamins if you dont take them already too. Hope you get better.

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>>7256731
Good idea,maybe i should eat some more

I think i have some supplements lying around here somewhere

I just had to see an employment specialist for young people.

He was nice as anything but doing some shitty courses then going into a minimum wage job isn't really my thing so I'm back at square one.

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>>7256855
Btw, you live in america ?

>>7257083
... at least they dont force you into these shitty courses

>>7257129
Nah, am euro
Not eu euro tho

>>7257129
Well my options are do the courses or have literally zero income. So I'm selling off my shit and going to be homeless.

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>>7257177
You totally 100% sure about that, and that you gonna survive that?
I went through one of these courses, almost died out of boredom but still didn’t find a job hahah i hate myself...
I wonder if they force me to another one if i won’t go to some asylum for depressed soon

>>7257334
I don't have much choice about it. I can't stand working and I already hate every minute of every day so it can't be much worse.

You hold in there though anon, I don't think they'll send you to an asylum unless you do something really stupid.

>>7257387
What about claiming mental health problems etc.?
Maybe some of homeless Americans will chip in with good advice later.

> I don't think they'll send you to an asylum
They won’t, but `asylum` is the only choice i have now for help with depression, so i worry they gonna cut unemployment benefits if i won’t go...

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Forgive me father for I have sin, I had killed the thread with me blog-post-ing. And hahaha I hate myself too.

>>7257665
Never been diagnosed with anything except anxiety problems but I haven't actually seen a doctor for a few years.

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I wish I could hug every single one of you. You're not alone, and you don't have to be depressed. I'm rootin' for you. All of you.

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>>7260253
>You're not alone,

Yes I am. I also have plenty of reasons to be depressed.

>>7260253
Thanks anon. It helps to know anyone out there cares even a little bit.

Had a really bad night but I think it's all going to get better from here, I can just feel it.

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>>7260346
This

>>7260253
But thanks, its appreciated nonetheless, and I could use one, it's been a while.

>>7260439
Gl, and watch out - that light at the end of tunnel? Might be a train.

>>7260620
I like trains though, there's much worse ways to die. In fact I once rode a freight train to a friends house when I was young but jumped while it was slowing down and broke my arm. Never again.

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friendly reminder: killing yourself is bad for your health and will ultimately kill you

>>7262433
I don't have any plans to directly kill myself anymore. I think I'm over suicide for now.

help my weed is too dank

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post clem lewds

>>7263114
my weed isn't dank enough. mostly CBD right now

how do i get out of a LDR when it has too many emotional strings attached

>>7263396
Too bad that's Schedule I now as well.

>>7263594
CannaBisuckmyDick

>>7263128
man id like to see her pokey nips

>>7263751
>Not wanting to see Douglas's dick

Why do opossums have to only live for three years? I wish I could get one as a pet.

>>7263799
Most likely because they hate life and have extreme depression.

>>7263813
haha

>>7263773
i do, its just that i realised how many clem lewds i dont have

do i really hate myself
or do i hate the whole world

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From: Anon
To: all the sadbrains in this thread

>>7263799
According to Wikipedia:

>The rapid senescence of opossums is thought to reflect the fact that they have few defenses against predators; given that they would have little prospect of living very long regardless, they are not under selective pressure to develop biochemical mechanisms to enable a long lifespan.

Interesting

>>7263887
>>7263887
before you diagnose yourself with depression, make sure that you're not just surrounded by arseholes

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My bass amp died a few minutes ago and now I'm sad fellow possums.
wat do?

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>>7263887

>>7263557
Guys please im serious

>>7264063
Either do something about it or go cry in the shower.

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>>7264210
I'm gonna go with the latter thnx

>>7264145
You break up with her and fall into alcoholism before she cucks you and you do the same thing anyway.

>>7264145
Are you the guy with the Girlfriend and the LDR Boyfriend?

>>7264282
>>7264313
Long time lurker but i never really complained about me probs, but basically its another guy and he lives in another country but we are in neighbouring countries and oh GOD he browses trash and he knows i love opossums and If he sees this he will have a breakdown

Thing is that although i really love him as well, i will only be able to actually see him irl after three years, If i dont lose my "im poor" scholarship, and i am willing to wait that time but i might miss out on other things in life, and so will him


Sometimes i wish i had fallen in love with someone who lived realistically closer to me, fuck

But sometimes i also dont

He wont break up with me either cause he doesnt knows how to move on

>>7264539
Well, fuck.

I can't help much because I'm a lonely single guy who's never had a guy love him back but have you explained everything to him? Just told him you're not sure you can spend 3 years waiting for something?

>>7264573
The problem is i cant, i dont want to break the dudes heart, i know how that fucking feels too much

>>7264606
Well it's good you love him and want to try and avoid hurting him but is it worth the hit to your own happiness for 3 years? The break up would fuck him up pretty bad but I don't think devoting years of your life into something your not sure about to prevent it is a good plan.

Is there anyway you guys could meet up earlier then that?

man long distance relationships sound so hard

im kind of glad im a paranoid idiot

>>7264734
To late anon. I'm already in love with you. Now you've got to deal with that.

>>7264666
I fuckin wish

I love the guy, i really do, and theres nothing else i want but him, but the flesh is weak and i know something stupid might happen with me as i walk this Road

Its like a bizarre arranjed marriage of sorts and i hate myself for being such a shitty person

>>7264734
Paranoia bless you buddy, dealing with this whilist being poor is pure suffering

>>7264768
Well I see three options here.

Wait 3 years worrying if it's a good idea or not, tell him you can't do it and ruin your relationship or just leave everything and go see him asap.

If it's money do everything you can to get every dollar, if it's commitments blow them off and do everything to get there. It's not a good idea but it's what I'd do personally.

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>>7264760
nice try but i really cant connect to people

i feel like my paranoia is saving my hide from all kinds of pieces of shit out there, but i also wish i could stop being scared of talking to others all the god damn time
i live right in the middle of the city yet i feel so alone all the time

>>7264890
So you don't have any friends or anything? Or is it more of a problem with new people?

>>7264890
I think some of that comes about by living downtown, I also live center city and feel more like Travis Bickle everyday

I ignore 98% of the people I encounter everyday, sometimes the 2% I should really be paying attention to get shunned as well

>>7264911
i have one old friend that i barely talk to

i can talk to people but its nothing more than "hello", "hold open the door please" or "yeah this weekend was fine"
it's just that there's no real connection, like i'm talking to the same guy over and over and over again

>>7264999
You want to have relationships with people though right? Do you try to form connections with them or just do it the same way everyday?

>>7264992
i'm living near the outskirts of downtown, where it's even shittier because the people don't even like fun
at least downtown has clubs and music
>>7265023
i'm not sure anymore
gut always tells me to just smile, nod and move on
there's nothing good about talking to them
i guess it wouldn't be too bad to have someone i can talk to from time to time but they'll just find me a nuisance and get rid of me again

>>7265074
If you want someone you can talk to I can give you my Skype or Telegram. I literally will talk to anyone and have nothing better to do then try and help.

>>7265093
i appreciate it but i can't accept
you're a kind person anon

sorry

>>7265155
You're right. I understand something like that's hard. Do try and find people you can enjoy the company of though. It's hard to live life alone.

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It's a good thing there's a 40 year backlog of Life in Hell while we wait for more Habits, eh?

>>7265409
id rather have clem lewds

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>>7265409
>>7265532
id rather die

I'm so bored I just read my junk mail. What the hell has happened to me?

>>7265646
burn it and watch that instead

>>7265902
No I threw it over my fence when I was done. I don't like the guys next door.

It's a good thing my pillow's old, smells a bit like sweat and deodorant so it's easy to pretend it's a guy while I cuddle it.

>>7266100
I do the same thing with a rolled up blanket.

>>7266529
It's a bit to hot here right now to use a blanket. It feels so bloody good though, like I can get through the night without hating myself by doing it.

>>7266100
cuddle this dicc bby

>>7266754
Believe me. I would cuddle pretty much any dick at this point in my life.

>>7266100
Those sound like good smells

>>7267009
I bet you have good smells as well anon.

>>7267036
Eh. It's just like a sweaty musky smell.

>>7267054
Gross. I like it.

I'm to poor to afford both so should I spend the last of my money on food for the next 3 days or some beer?

>>7267455
Probably food is a more optimal choice in the long run

>>7267499
Yeah, but you know. Beer.

>>7267513
But food

>>7267694
Good point. I'll get some goon and some food then.

I fucking hate goon.

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>>7267884
What is goon

>>7268031
Cheap ass wine. Comes in a bag and tastes like shame and hopelessness.

Also the only way to get blind drunk for $8 here.

>>7268050
Oh
I can get a bottle of vodka for 5 here

>>7266100
I wish I could smell my pillow... Suffocate me with yours bb

>>7268068
God damn. I can't get it for less then $20. Different currencies and all but still.

>>7268099
Straya? I heard alc prices a shit down under

>have a dream where these threads turned into an autistic roleplaying circlejerk
>wake up
>see this
seems like that wasn't a dream

>>7268132
Ye. Not as bad as smokes. Gotta pay $22 for a pack of 25's.

>>7268078
Sorry not into suffocating guys. Don't mind the other way around.

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>>7268150
What the fuck

I had a dream i was hugging the leg of a very hung horse and her huge dick was laying on top my face
All i could smell was the smothering scent of her heavy hung balls
I woke up humping my bed with my face pushed into a pillow that was crammed into the wall
Haha i'm a rapist

>>7268185
Keeps going up as well. I'm trying to quit at the moment followed by other bad coping mechanisms but I don't know how it'll really go.

>>7268204
Good luck my man

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>>7268193
>her
>dick

>>7268227
>his vagina

>>7268210
Thanks. I'll need it.

>>7268166
Cut my dick off then and put me in the dress, that's enough to be woman nowadays I guess...
Just suffocate me babe, just suffocate me to death

>>7268244
>girl with balls
if he don't want you i do

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>>7268250
Have him. I'm not touching anything that doesn't cal itself a man.

>>7268267
then she can keep her dick
ill just make it into a hole
with MY dick

>>7268267
B-but I'm a man... Just care more about death than sex...

Because nobody love's me!~

>>7268337
I'll love you baby
lube up them balls i'm about to push them back into your chest cavity

>>7268337
loves*

>>7268343
Will you put on the mask?
Cuz that sounds extremely painful...~

>>7268375
Yes

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>>7268405
Your punishment must be more severe.
I'm going to break you.
I'm going to make you into a real woman
I will shape your insides to my girth

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>>7268423
I need to take a shower
Cuz I'm so moist

>>7268423
>>7268545
can you two form a suicide pact or something already

>>7268566
i want your dick first anon
I made it my blood pledge

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>>7268423
>>7268610

Jokes aside, what the hell is the name of this fetish

you guys are really fucking weird

>>7268668
i have no idea
im just shit posting as well as kind of fapping to dicks

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>>7268684
>im just shit posting

So nobody loved me

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>Get sent to an internists because started having pretty bad heart problems for a few months now and cardiologist couldn't find a thing
>She checks the documentation about my health from other doctors and does all kind of examinations like EKG and shit
>In the end she tells me that apparently my mental health is such bad state that it's affecting my physical health and my heart can legit give up if this continues
>They will strap a holter onto me in a few weeks to get better readings just to be sure

Great. If I don't kill myself my body will do it for me

>>7269588
Well. That's fucking terrifying to know about because I've got a lot of heart problems without factoring in mental health.

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>>7269588
>>7269623
That's a occasion for a celebration, right ?


tfw no heart to kill me

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I feel like shooting myself would be a waste of ammo

>>7270321
What's got you down, anon?

>>7270321
Would you feel better if the bullet killed us both?

>>7270321
Yes, it would be a waste.
So hang yourself instead.

>>7270321
>>7270506
You've got to curve the bullet like they do in the end of that 2008 movie Wanted.

>>7270870
Or we can just end ourselves with a bag of fertilizer. Kinda fitting death.

>>7268798
https://youtu.be/Eb7zH-UoJYk

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>>7270492
My basket of mandarins is empty

>>7270506
7.5x55 would take out a third one too, if not more

>>7270870
Naahh

>>7273084
Did you found the multivitamins, anon ?

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>>7273176
Yuh
I feel no different

How is your day/night going?

>post relates to something you've done
>banic

>>7273463
I feel you

>>7273486
my mom had a nickname for me and a post said it
it makes me paranoid and want to reinstall computer

>>7273537
Oh
Well no need to be afraid here, we're all possums here

>>7273240
Sleepy and boring because I don’t feel like doing anything, hahaha I hate myself.
Yours?

>>7273609
I'm awake and mandarinless, so this must be a bad day

But i have multivitamins to keep me company

>>7273655
I always knew i don't count as a company

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>>7273832
But you do
You're a nice possum

I woke up to burning heat and a minor panic attack.

Today's going to be fun if I even get out of bed.

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>>7263128

>>7273868
Thanks, y-you too
Got anything to eat left?

I think i'm addicted to sugar
I get cravings like a mad whore
probably something to do with me drinking nothing but pop for like 5 years

>>7274054
Multivitamins and i could harvest my tiny orange tree
I may still have some canned stuff in the cellar too

>>7274076
I heard eating almonds or other nuts helps with craving sugar

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>>7270870
That movie kind of sucked and kind of kicked ass.

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>>7274088
>10 minutes of research
>several sites and videos specifically mention eating healthier meats, nuts and a lot of fiber
>this is the exact same diet plan they say makes you lose weight

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>>7274158
Losing weight is literally just stopping eating.

If you need the energy you get from sugar but get fat from eating it, nuts are a good replacement

>>7274186
I only eat about one thing a day, like an apple or whatever and I've lost 15kg in about 4 weeks. Is that good or bad?

>>7274221
I'd say you're losing it too fast and your body can't keep up

Eat a bit more, and maybe start counting calories

>>7274186
its a joke
you have to lift weights to lose weight
cardio won't cut it, what a cruel world

>>7274253
I might give that a look.

I've mostly stopped eating because I just don't feel hungry and always feel sick but I won't lie and say I don't like the weight loss.

>>7274221
Not op but holy crap, that's like 8kg too much afaik. for a fast diet for a fatty in that timespan

Totally start to try force some food in yourself, try some nuts too if you can afford it

>>7274290
i want your nuts
Besides maintaining weight is easy, losing it is hard, gaining it is unenjoyable

>>7274288
About the same what happened to me
But honestly, you're losing weight way too fast

I'd go see a doc about that

>>7274311
I can't see a doctor. None within 40km and my family won't take me anywhere.

I will try to eat a little bit more though.

>>7274310
I totally know how it is, but you gonna starve yourself like this. And that's not most pleasant suicide.

>>7274343
Dang
Don't hurt yourself anon

>>7274367
It's a bit late for not hurting myself, I will try not to starve to death.

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>>7268031
I want to spoon with this possum

>>7274382
Report good progress soon or im gonna find you and force feed you

>>7274667
I had some fruit and I'll make something for dinner as well. Is that good enough?

>>7275308
I dont know. You want it to be ?

>>7275458
Well I feel really full so I think that's enough.

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>>7275469
Maybe like other anon mentioned, start counting calories, especially if you want to force minimum food in or regain the weight quickly without just going black hole on the food.

btw, out of curiosity, how far are you from pic related?

>>7275844
Nah I really don't want to do the whole counting thing. I'm just going to try eating more for now.

I'm not real close to that pic, I'm more then a skeleton still but rather thin and it's obvious I lost a lot of weight recently.

>>7275907
Hah, then you might be less ugly than what i saw today in the mirror. Neat

>>7276146
You can't be that bad looking and even if you are looks aren't the biggest thing in the world.

Also appearance wise I look worryingly like the Boston bomber.

>>7276233
>looks aren't the biggest thing in the world
I heard that somewhere… Gotta yet hear what other positive assets I have tho, haha

>I look worryingly like the Boston bomber.
Kebabish ?

>>7276526
Everyone's got some possitive assets. Even if it's just the fact you're a warm body with a penis attached, way better then nothing.

>>7276589
I'm pretty cold tho...
`Death to all warm bodied!` i guess if i hope to have real social life

>>7275844
Not that anon but I look like this, haha

>>7276895
I'm sure you're not that cold. Just wrap yourself in a blanket and think of good times.

>>7276943
What happend?

>>7276969
How about you gonna wrap me in that blanket? Putting plastic bag on my head is good too tho

>>7274157
It would've been great if the retarded loom concept wasn't included and I didn't know the bullet thing was impossible.

>>7277090
I'll wrap you in a blanket and cuddle you but I'm not putting a bag on your head or letting you do that. There's still time for shit to get better.

>>7277090
>What happend?
Nothing, either I have something undiagnosed or it's just metabolism.
I generally eat healthy but I don't accumulate fat or gain muscle mass even if I exercise.
I've been like this since teenage years.

I probably need some extreme diet with a lot of meat to fix this but I can't be bothered. Some people might find it offputting, but its not like I undress in public or have sex.

>>7277311
I find it cute.

>>7277127
That sounds perfect anon, i don't think i would want any bags on my head for a long time if anyone would cuddle me
But sooner or later comes the time for the bag on head, be it even after dying of old age.

>>7276969
Nice digits btw

>>7277311
Hah, that sounds exactly like me. Putting some weight is worth tho, be it for better self esteem.

>>7277361
Don't think I'm being selfless with my cuddles. I'm a lonely asshole just like anyone else.

>>7277395
Sure, but you are the lonely asshole that would cuddle me - the title or anything else doesn't really matter much here.

>>7277527
True. When you've got someone to hold close and spend a night with not much else matters.

Daily reminder that you don't have to be depressed and you don't have to be alone. There are people who can and want to help. Good night and good luck.

>>7278593
I don't know how to get help though.

>>7278610
Talk to someone. Anyone. Pick a therapist out of a phonebook. Ask a doctor if they have any recommendations.

>>7278729
I don't have a doctor and I live in the ass end of nowhere with family I hate. I do want to try and solve shit but I really can't find anything.

>>7278769
Do you have a suicide hotline where you live? Call them up. They can probably point you in the right direction.

>>7278844
Yeah I called them and they strongly suggested that I go to the Doctor but I've go no way to go. I might be able to get a lift someday soon but I can't be sure.

And another one tumbles to the grave.

>>7281127
>>7281127
>>7281127

i may be fucking sick and fucked up with the cold but i'll still be here to keep the party goin

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