HG Thread: Best Metal Mascot Edition
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Is Fujiwara here?
>>7217814
EW, TATTOOS ARE GROSS!!! 3x
>>7217814
>>7217814
What'd I do...!?
>>7217782 (Squall)
What's that supposed to mean? Apparently this makes the third time I've met some lady here, and the SECOND time, I was human, too. I just don't get it.
>>7217817
No endo
>>7217842
Damn
>>7217823
What? Tattoos are rad as fuck you fucking suburbanite
>>7217814
Why are you all playing a dangerous games with these knives? You should play a safer game, like five finger filet!
>>7217848
I bet Tricky will have an ass antler before she turns 18
>>7217849
>It may have been a Pyrrhic victory, but the creature is nonetheless pleased at his kill.
>>7217853
>Tricky
>she
>EXPAND DONG
T-tell me more p-plz
>>7217817
It is I! Fujiwara! Let us be sexings, of this now!
>>7217848
I ONLY DISLIKE THEM BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO HAS ONE, AND I REALLY, REALLY HATE THAT SOMEBODY. BESIDES, IT'S GONNA LOOK GROSS WHEN THEY'RE ELDERLY.
>>7217853
>I'm too scared to use knives, I'm not gonna let myself be put in pain through consent
>>7217863
> t. newfag
>>7217868
You get your win card from Negan?
>>7217782
>you feel as weak and fragile as one when you step closer, a smug look on her face as the succubus stares into your eyes.
Care to say that again, boy? It's not a smart idea to be this close to my kind.
>>7217849
Drugs are bad! Just take it from me, I would be a lot worse with them!
>>7217873
>too scared to use knives
What are you, a blimey brit?
>>7217790
That'll be so fun! All the people would boo Paula and they will all cheer for Kaito!
>>7217778
Arghhhhhhhh oh! Paula's got it! You can stay at her house!
>>7217768
Yeah Oreki. Who cares about all of those more fun rides. The train will be all we're going to ride that day.
If I ever get a tatoo it will be a big dick on my face so when somebody tries to imposter me they look like a fag.
>>7217893
Got lucky there
>>7217893
Paula thinks it's almost done!
>>7217884
>
>>7217903
...Huh? Are you sure that's a good idea?
>>7217883
Yeaaaah, but still! Though, if I wasn't even scared of the needle stuff, I don't really have any ideas for tattoos.
>>7217895
they're just scary and sharp n I'm pretty clumsy, and they hurt to use when I'm cutting up cheese cause I'm not strong enough to push down on the handle to slice it
I use butter knives whenever I can instead of actual ones.
>>7217918
>>7217928
Family fun day was a big success!
>Don't touch Gintoki for over a year
>Some fag wants to steal him from my deadbox
Can you back off other Gintoki? I know I never touched him, but I feel much better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>7217944
>>7217961
No u
>>7217941
Shouldn't need much force at all when using a sharp knife.
Dull knives are actually more dangerous to use than a sharp knife
>>7217961
>but I feel much better when I know an ava still belongs to me
Talking about feelings makes you gay.
>>7217935
Would Kurumi rather sleep on the cold hard ground? Paula will let her if that's what she wants.
>>7217903
Then they wouldn't feel strongly one way or the other if we sang a duet.
>He gives her a slightly bittersweet smile.
As long as you enjoy yourself you shouldn't worry about anything else.
>>7217955
You like the new robot they added? It can sing too!
>>7217918
>
>>7217971
I'm probably just bad at angling then, which is probably due to me being slightly nervous every time I have to use one
It hurts to open water bottle caps for me, though, so my hands might not be very meaty, too. What makes dull knives more dangerous?
>>7217903
You can ride them if you want, I just don't want to go
I'm getting tired, so I'm going to leave
>>7217990
I want to violently rape Neptune.
>>7217990
i just realized this was a superjail code
heck yessss
>>7217990
>shitty internet keeps me from opening the slides to see how I'm doing or if I'm even alive
For fucks sake man...
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>7217964
I have it already, but your tribute is welcomed nonetheless, mortal.
>>7217995
>>7218016
Bonus, then. For being one of the select few with taste.
>>7218001
>Grabs entire coffin
>Casts Return
>Gets your ass to a priest to revive
>>7217990
Drug check 2.00000000000000000000000000000000001 and the end of the game!
>>7218012
Paula hopes you won then!
>>7218027
You did it! Question is is how Paula will make your win thingy.
>>7217979
Uh. No, no, not really.
>>7218023
>>7218033
Paula is beat. She hopes you all enjoyed this.
>>7218027
Congratulations!
Thank you for hosting again Paula, you must be getting tired.
>>7218033
Uuh. Congrats, person. And thanks for this.
>>7217997
They require more force, which can lead to them slipping in an unwanted direction and cause bodily harm. Where as a sharp knife requires little to no force at all when cutting(hard objects like cheese, etc., require a cheese wire, or cheese knife
>>7218015
Why did you spell it c.uck, instead of cuck
>>7218033
Congratulations
>>7218041
Thanks for hosting
>>7218041
Thanks, Paula. See you later
>>7218025
Can you cast lightning bolt little magi?
>>7218077
c.cuck
cuck
C.UCK
KEK
see?
>>7218086
first one s/b c.cuck but you get the idea
>>7218088
c.uck
fuck me
>>7217998
Yay! I mean, whatever. Paula's pretty tired as well. Night night.
>>7217984
That's right! Kaito's such a genius! Paula knows, she's just preparing for the worst.
>>7218037
So this is a good idea! You can stay for one night and then we can look for Elly together!
>>7218083
>>7218079
>>7218055
>>7218051
Thank you, thank you! You all keep Paula running.
>>7218041
Thanks for hosting. I'll certainly have to come by again soon to participate in another.
>>7218025
>Is revived
>Ditches the mage and goes to the inn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zcEnX4cov8
>>7218084
>>7218102
>Waves and casts Return again to parts unknown
Winnerrrrrrrrrr
>>7218091
Uh. Alright, then?
>>7218091
You're going to sleep then Paula? I might join you, it's late.. Hmm, goodnight Paula.
>>7218102
Paula hopes her neighbor had fun!
>>7218130
Alright then!
>She puts a finger onto the ground, dragging it across it to leave makes in the dirt.
Just follow these if you want to find me. Okay? Night night Kurumi!
>>7218155
Oh yeah. Paula ran out of power two hours ago. She can't continue going. Night Kaito.
To everyone else, Paula hopes you had as much fun as she did. Continue reaching for the stars and stuff like that! Good night!
>>7218170
>She just starts quietly walking behind Paula.
I can't sleep for the life of me. First 24 for the I hate myself for being awake right now games
>>7218218
Tom Servo
>>7218218
GENM
>>7218218
Belarus
>>7218218
Sleepy Kaito
why do this to yourself Junpei?
>>7218218
Patchy
>>7218218
Kokichi Oma
For the love of C'thulu! Someone start a fucking game!
>>7218218
Stand User
>>7218218
Succubus
>>7218243
>C'thulu!
>piccolo.jpg
>>7218218
Vlad III
>>7218218
Youmu Konpaku
>>7218218
Keine
>>7218218
Kurumi
>>7218218
Ririchiyo
>>7218218
Tribute
Still need 10 more
>>7218232
Because I've lost control of my life
>>7218288
Vaati
>>7218218
District 10 Male
>>7218218
The Don!
>>7218218
Dangan Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
What are you looking forward to, HG?
>>7218304
Urge to swashbuckle rising. RISING.
>>7218218
My respect.
>>7218218
Lord Beerus
>>7218218
Tyuule
>>7218218
Anime remover Hitler
>>7218218
Ichigo
Anime remover Hitler Remover Hitler
>>7218218
Bill
>>7218218
Amami Rantaro
>>7218218
Cayde-6
>>7218218
LAte Tupac Shakur
> fucking Vino
>>7218288
Well after this you should get a hold of it again, by sleeping.
>>7218344
>why were you fucking Vino?
>>7218344
>They disagree with me, so they must be Vino
Look at it and do whatever, I don't use the tools so I can't make the longer names any longer, so please, forgive me for that
>>7218359
>Vino
>>7218364
Ready!
>>7218364
Swap me out for my fellow robot, I'm going to bed.
>>7218232
>>7218341
>>7218369
Thanks ma nigga.
Iv been here for so long and I have nothing to show for it.
>>7218364
>>7218341
>>7218263
Swap please
>>7218374
Oh...wasn't really expecting this. I'll try not to die in some gruesome fashion for ya.
>>7218381
Not even considered cancer? Nigga damn
At least I have 30 wins under my belt
>>7218218
Heiwajima Shizuo
Can I have a swap?...
>>7218386
A little slow on the draw there but don't worry, you'll get to see what being a Vanguard is all about.
>>7218381
Aww, despite all that, you decided to hang with us anyway. How kind!
>>7218400
Oh....May I have a spot?...
>>7218390
273
>>7218364
>>7218240
>>7218334
Swap this!
Bloodbath, doing this quick because I'm tired and I hate myself
>>7218402
No, too late for that
>>7218408
>someone trade's their respect for me
You warmed my fucking heart.
>>7218390
tfw nearing 300
>>7218415
>>7218415
Funny considering how I don't even have one. These simulations can be a real hoot sometimes.
>>7218410
You may want to try a little harder in the future if you want to honestly swap with someone else.
>>7218420
>tfw luck is so shite I haven't won in ages.
Day 1
I hate it when people throw words in sentences needlessly. Short and simple is best.
>>7218446
Me agree. who need words.
>>7218441
My wins are spread far apart, I just enter multiple games a day.
>>7218446
Example please. Just to ease my mind in case I'm doing it
Even though you probably won't point it out
>>7218444
So is this some sort of VIP deal going on here?
Night 1
>>7218444
Such a mean and cruel trap!
>>7218471
Day 2
I'm regretting doing this already
>>7218500
I really don't see what you're pointing at...Oh.
>>7218500
Keep going, host. In the end you'll be grateful for doing such a thing for us.
Night 2
I'm gonna skip any peace that comes
>>7218451
ha
we friend
>>7218453
Maybe like just don't force words into your sentences when you're typing out your reply to a person you're talking to in the threads when roleplaying just to make it appear longer or contain even more substance than it truly actually contains because honestly it won't help, probably! At least that is my personal most honest opinion that I am trying to convey to you right now.
Also, don't change for my autism. I'm just some anon.
>>7218500
>Hitler remover Hitler blows up Patchy for blowin up others
Somehow seems poetic
>>7218528
oh shit this reminds me of myself
The Feast
Speeding up, my eyes are trying to close themselves against my will
>>7218528
Friend funny
Night 3
Day 4
>>7218538
Poetic Justice
Night 4
>>7218561
>>7218583
don't worry mate, it's just your opinion
i can't bring myself to write two sentences and call it a day for some reason
Day 5
Winner
Congrats
>>7218604
That fucking dongcopter is going to win
>>7218610
thanks for hosting
goodnight
>>7218610
Congratulations.
Thank you for hosting Junpei.
>>7218604
You have got to be kidding me...
>>7218610
>thanks for hosting and congrats
Shitty wincard
WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
>>7218610
Congratulations. tyvm for hosting.
And placements. You killed a quarter of the people in the game, winner
>>7218633
You da man junpei.
>>7218643
What?
>>7218648
Thanks a ton, host. Looks like it wasn't so bad after all.
>>7218643
nothing
Role or lynch.
>>7218669
is there a third option
>>7218680
Your mom
>>7218685
new question
is there a fourth option
>>7218691
I'm not sure
>>7218696
of course you're not sure, you're anon
it's decided
i choose your mom
>>7218669
Seri- Uh, Doctor!
>>7218701
She's dead. Let's see how good your rp is.
>hands you a glass of chlorine
>>7218707
>pours it on the ground
i'm allergic to chlorine, sorry
>>7218716
Nice rp
>>7218719
you're goddamn right my rp is nice
Nice? It's Crappy Enough
>>7218702
>not being a lookout
>claiming doctor just because you work with knives
This place is almost as dead as I am.
>>7218754
I would host but I'm sick again
>>7218756
The host was an alcohol
>>7218754
I could say the same thing about me!
>>7218771
Nigger I have salmonella enterica
I can't stand up OR lay down without wanting to vomit
>>7218787
So, food poisoning?
>>7218796
Yeah
I got chills and I'm still shaking
I'm using my Samsung to post right now
>>7218800
Smell the fish taco, or you may expell the fish taco
>t. Anon
Ded. Can we put the blame on someone?
>>7218839
it was i
>>7218839
If I can't apologize for being wrong
Then it's just a shame on me
>>7218850
Anon?! You were behind dead hours this entire time?
>>7218873
yes, i was the one that killed hg
it should have been obvious, really
>>7218873
No
It was I
>>7218890
but of course, my friend
even a baby would have known that it was me the whole time
that other anon, though...
no, he wasn't a part of it
>>7218890
It was
And you never saw it coming
>>7218916
and now that you know it was i, Anon Y. Mous, who killed off hg, what are you going to do?
you and i are the reason hg is dead
>>7218916
It is your own fault for not seeing something so obvious, fool.
>>7218947
but there was one small miscalculation you made, my faceless friend
asking that question temporarily revived this thread, meaning your plan to kill us all was moot in the end
you are just a part of a scenery in my plans for hg, and the Mous bloodline will remain supreme
bye-bye
>>7218986
oh shit what did i say
Beware the Ides of March.
>>7219043
Ah Brute, I can't believe you've done this.
>>7219073
Morning, how are you?
Hoshi's avas are sluts
>>7219094
Here we see a wild Meat in her everyday pose.
LURKERS
A W A K E N
W
A
K
E
N
>>7219103
I just want to make small talk before passing out again.
>>7219103
I'm tired though...
>>7219103
Make me.
>>7219103
No. You can't make me
>>7219103
>>7219143
I just did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYEpFE8n14I
>cums on poster below
>cums on poster above
>cums on self
>>7219313
>sleep
you had one fucking job anon
>>7219317
I'm the one who needs some sleep(rest) by the looks of it. Do not disturb me.
>>7219323
>disturbs you
Rejoice, mortals! My Lord is willling to entertain you for a brief time. Please present 23 of yourselves
>>7219336
An army of skeletons
>The creature emerges from the abyss again.
>It seems almost pleased that its creation is still being utilized, though you cannot really tell.
>>7219367
Shit ava
We do not care
>>7219437
Elaborate?
>>7219225
That was pretty based as fuck t.bh
>>7219273
>pokes chest
Priest is here.
>>7219273
Empress.
Empress is the word you were looking for. Unless you're one of those types that's packing a kielbasa between your thighs.
>tfw haven't shit in a week
I am slowly becoming pure energy, I reject my humanity
This thread is fucking DEAD.
>>7219687
Daje tyt
>>7219697
I ne gowory..
Which Nep is the most fuckable?
>>7219743
Iffy.
>tfw slept for 18 hours and missed batsu games
>>7219743
Iris Heart
>>7219770
Always next time.
>>7219770
I overslept for them too, senpai.
Knees weak
>>7219925
ARMS SPAGHETT
first 24
>>7219450
Its not a qt anime gril so people dont care.
Ignore them and continue on. Good rp of the past took commitment and time, carry on spooklord.
>>7219608
Have you had any movements at all and deny them or just nothing? If the former, the moment you do its going to hurt like hell and you may bleed from it.
Dont do that, drink more water and eat more fibre.
>>7219573
Which priest?
The Hunger Games are deceased.
>>7219599
I believe she was called that in an attempt to hide her gender from the common masses.
Though how they managed it with a figure like that, I have no idea.
>>7220040
Not yet, the Tributes are just having a rest. Which means I can too. How are you Anon?
>>7220055
>Who's that?
>>7220160
Just a generic banshee whose supposed to be the one who serves the games
>>7220005
I just wanted to see if they had any reason for that comment. Seems he/she has none, so he/she is irrelevant to me. Gonna keep on rattling heads.
Why silent?
>>7220160
WAIT GUYS!
ANON IS GOING OOC!
>>7220182
Maybe they have realized that the immortality this place has is a curse.
>>7220182
Isn't it obvious? I thought that the truth was simple enough for all of you to understand!
Drum roll please!
The last game killed the participants for real!
Anyone up for a game?
I'll take 24 of you now.
>>7220242
Blanc
>>7220242
>>7218240
Kokichi Oma
>>7220242
Priest
>>7220242
Suzumi
>>7220242
I will get to work then. Don't add me for the record I will be too busy keeping the cannon and deaths in check.
Good luck to you, Tributes.
>>7220242
Mariya-sama
>>7220242
Reigen Arataka
>>7220242
Ya Noor Alayn
>>7220242
Misuzu
>>7220242
Snow White
>>7220242
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>7220242
Berserker
>>7220242
Himiko Yumeno
>>7220242
Iskluchitelniuy daun
>>7220242
Tentacle-chan
>>7220242
Lucoa
Give me your favorite Avas to draw
>>7220242
True Elite
>>7220242
Reiji Tokisaka
>>7220242
Jonathan Joestar
>>7220242
Sanjo Ruise
>>7220242
Eggman-kun
>>7220242
SO Sole
>>7220285
>>7220242
Patchy
1 more.
>>7220304
Haru
>>7220304
Mother
>>7220302
Gero apetito
I miss her.
5 minutes for swaps and stuff.
>>7220332
Her?
Kstati, pachyli demon?
>>7220345
Huli palish russkost, debiloid
>>7220335
>>7220290
>>7220307
>>7220317
Mi scusi, I don't speak lithuanian.
>>7220353
Etot idiot ne dodymalsa sprosit v nashem trede.
>>7220348
>>7220360
Thanks, you two! I'll make sure to do the best I can!
>>7220344
Her.
XOxVbi mynbie
Alright, let us begin.
>>7220391
>fires 1 shot
I have a bad feeling about this game. The violence is more primal then normal. I wonder how 5hey will cope.
What would have happened if Kaede had won the game in the manner we were expecting? Well, let’s see:
–the Mastermind would have been executed
–Kaede and her friends would get to leave (maybe Kaede could have saved Insert Favorite Victim/Culprit Here)
–Kaede and her friends would get to move on with their lives and have happy endings
–and the reality TV mutual killing game would’ve been a huge success, just like the Mastermind and the producers wanted
–and that prison they were all in would…STILL BE THERE.
And, what do television producers do when a reality TV show becomes a huge success?
They make another season.
So the prison would still be there, and after Kaede had played the big heroine and made the show such a big success, the producers would’ve just thrown even MORE teenagers into a mutual killing game to be killed for the audience’s entertainment.
No, what was really needed was a completely unfitting protagonist, who would refuse to play the game entirely and ruin it.
And ruin it so badly, the audience would get fed up and go berserk, thus causing Kiibo to go berserk because the audience had hacked into him.
And what does Kiibo do when he goes berserk? He destroys the prison, thus ruining any chance of making another season and thus having another set of teenagers being killed.
So I too am sore that Kaede was killed off so early, as I myself liked Kaede better than Shuuichi, but Kaede couldn’t have caused the prison to be destroyed as her priority was getting her friends out alive. Shuuichi’s priority was making the game stop so murder couldn’t happen to anyone else in a future season.
To paraphrase The Dark Knight, Shuuichi isn’t the hero we deserved, but he is the hero we needed.
With his sword taken away by guards, Guts doesn't stand a chance even against mere thugs.
ASUKA IF YOU ARE HERE PLEASE REPLY ily
>>7220420
WP, Kyubey(Alex)
>>7220420
>Haru knocks all of the checkers onto the ground with one of his own, then drops it on top of the cleared board.
I win!
http://www.merzo.net/indexSD.html
>>7220434
Is your autism canon?
>>7220420
>2 more
These guards, to beat a man who defeats gods as if they were flies. They scare me.
>>7220443
>fugs
>>7220440
>He's not supposed to be the sharpest tool in the shed, so yeah.
>>7220443
>kissu
Nero gets huge "UMU" tattoed on her back.
>>7220443
>>7220443
Go to bed
Must have been pretty hard to deal with those tentacles of hers just to get to her neck,
>>7220332
She is dead boyo
>>7220479
KANAKO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
>>7220332
As do I.
>>7220492
shut up and get in your maid outfit
>>7220497
I'm a grown man.
>>7220501
do it anyway
Next time make sure to stay away from the explosion range.
>>7220502
Is there a reason for this?
>>7220509
yes
>>7220504
>fires 3 shots
Escape here seems futile
>>7220511
And that is?
>>7220504
All my love dying...
>>7220522
it must be done
Insulting those who have the actual power here is a huge mistake.
>>7220528
Okay.
ZA WARUDO
>>7220555
checked
Third night is full of love and passion.
>>7220534
Beat me? Ah, Saint Maman, is it Nirvana? Or heaven?
Nobody likes snitches. Make sure you won't be found out to be one.
This priest is agains any knid of submission, beware of him if you want to make someone your bitch.
>>7220583
Good day sir
Were you really that hungry?
>>7220604
No sexual harassment in our school.
Three more have met their end.
>>7220629
O KURWA
Stealing is bad for your health.
I wonder what is this rope for.
Reiji must be loving the solitary now.
Some harassment done...
Any second now...
Just leave him alone already!
Skinheads settled this. Thanks to them.
He will be rotting in this prison forever, all alone.
And stats. Thanks for participating.
>>7220711
Thank you for hosting! I'll do way better next time!
>>7220711
Thanks for the game...o-or something like that. It was fun to watch...
>>7220719
>actually believing we're free
>>7220736
B-but i don't want to be stuck in hell forever
your thread its finally dead
>>7217884
I didn't even win anything though
>>7220413
kys Aaron Kennedy.
lmao all of your trash tier waifus weren't even real
>>7220898
Maybe to a nonbelieverlike you
Wake up you insignificant lurking maggots! Or do you wish to stay worthless, even here?
>>7221019
>kissu
>>7221019
Quiet the fuck down. Some of us are trying to get some R&R
>>7221019
P-Please stop shouting...Your voice is disturbing my friends.
>>7221046
Soldier, you will get R&R when you are ethier dead or when the war is over. It isn't over!
>>7221053
Mankind does not give a dam about your friends.
>>7221029
>pushes off
You try that again civilian and I will throw you into a prison cell.
>>7221081
>not the fo4 edit
baka
>>7221089
F-forgive me.
>>7221082
B-But I'm part of mankind...I think, s-so you're probably wrong.
>>7221082
Well gee if they sent soldiers in to do a marine's job no fucking wonder it isn't over yet.
>>7221081
Was is the story behind this?
>>7221107
I can taste test it for you.
>>7221124
Just your typical day in straya.
>>7221124
The kangaroo was strangling his dog so the dude ran over to save him.
The fuck does it look like, genius?
>>7221105
Are you smart enough to understand what I have done to the men under my command who gave lip, boy?
>>7221100
Have some certainty in your actions girl! Do you expect the world to care about you when you cannot even be sure of anything?
Don't make a new thread I'm bouta host and make it myself
>>7221170
N-No? Not really...I mean, I don't really care if they don't care about me...T-That means I don't have to deal with them as much.
>>7221170
Wanna know what I do to the men that don't command me?
>>7221204
Wait wait, I got this.
You tear them a new one?
>>7221219
>>7221219
>>7221219