hg thread
annoyances edition
>>7216707
Thank you cutie!
Look like nothing's over! Back to our regular programming!
>>7216589 (Kurumi)
Well, if you think you were going to drown you could just get out, it's a swimming pool, it had a shallow end.
>>7216628 (Paula)
Uhh.. Do I..?
>He pats down all over his coat and even opens it to check the inside pockets, after a bit he pulls out a survival knife, it's definitely enough to cut off a finger.. Maybe.
I believe you're going to have to owe me for this, and... I'm made of metal so it might take some effort.
>>7216723
I-I hope you do your name justice...
>>7216705
Uwaaaahh... I-I'm getting moister down theeere.... Is it my pee? Teeheeehee~...
>Raises her tight lolibutt upwards to sit on her knuckles. She gasps out loud and brings a hand under her shirt, poking at one of her stiffening nipples
Hey a one person spammer that mods will ignore shit up erp more then usual. Can I just stay in here?
>>7216747
It's nice that you're retaliating in defense of the raid on your thread, but it's not gonna do much.
>>7216715
I already have to deal with stuff like this
and I can tell you, it's horrible
>he looks downward
but luckily she isn't here so I shouldn't have to deal with it
>>7216723
>he squints and frowns
Don't call me cutie ever again
>>7216723
Ha ha! She got knock on the head with a coconut!
>>7216762
No anon.
We have the power to make you go away so no, you can't stay.
>>7216762
Mi casa es su casa
>>7216762
Just don't be stupid.
>>7216747
>Begins bouncing her small lolibutt up and down, getting her black spats even weter with her slick and immature arousal. She eagerly licks at her lips.
>>7216747
Would drink her pee/10
>>7216773
You did it!
>>7216790
I'm just rping right now, so I honestly have no idea what you're talking about
>>7216803
Thank you for hosting.
Who's your master, HG?
>>7216812
Emperor Sheev Palpatine
>>7216739
I dunno. I mean...just going to water in general sounds like a bad idea, for some reason.
>>7216803
Congraats...person who killed me. And thanks, Paula.
>unzips dick
>>7216803
Another great end! Great job guys!
>>7216799
Aaaahh~... Is this what Serena oni-chan feels like when big brooo rubs her down theeere...?
I-I want biig bro to rub me tooo... T-To use his fingers and rub my thingiiie~
>>7216803
Thanks for hosting
>>7216338
Nope, that'd imply we're friends and we really aren't.
>why you gotta be a bitch foomy.
>>7216766
You do realize you just gave me the way to make you do whatever I want, right? I just have to get whoever "she" is around and tell you to do it.
>>7216830
I think I'm supposed to thank you...
>>7216835
Hell no. Only non-retards that understand sarcasm can stay.
>>7216803
>>7216830
>The creature nods. He seems pleased with both the winner and the host.
>>7216812
>The creature points to himself.
>>7216830
Thank you for hosting. And congratulations to Reigen.
>>7216832
>>7216799
>>7216773
Congratulations Reigen!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula! I enjoyed it.
>>7216822
Huh? Weird.. I suppose there's no helping that then, sorry.
>>7216841
Isn't doing stuff like that how people become friends?
>>7216843
>he rolls he eyes at Araragi again
Good luck, I don't even know where she is. Even if you found here I doubt you would even get her to be curious about anything.
>Slids her damp fingers away from her clothed slit and into her bike shorts. She squeals in delight, using a thumb to brush at her tiny clit. She cries out to everyone nearby for assistance
>>7216841
>>7216843
>>7216849
>>7216850
>>7216852
>>7216853
>>7216863
Heeeey~~ C-Could you adults give me a haaand? teehee~!
>>7216863
It's fine. I'm still figuring this all out myself.
>>7216812
Byakuya Togami.
>>7216871
>>7216871
>The creature momentarily debates ending her life right then and there.
>Seeing as how she causes human suffering, however, he lets her be.
>>7216871
Forgot my pic like a silly girl would. Teehee~
>>7216871
>Uses the tip of her pointer finger to trace her young, underdeveloped pussy entrance. Her thighs close together instantly.
>>7216668(New Friend?)
Paula didn't mean anything by it! She just never seen it before! So you where that to work? Are you a fighter too?
>>7216650
>>7216822
What? That's not cool at all!
>>7216675(New Pet!)
That doesn't mean you don't know any tricks! See, you can already speak! Now play dead!
>>7216684
>>7216766
But I don't even have your name! So why do you like being inactive?
>She grips the knife with gusto, a very wide smile on her face.
Thank you, Kaito! You won't regret this!
>>7216822
>>7216811
>>7216841
>>7216849
>>7216852
>>7216853
>>7216863
Give yourselves a pat on the back! If it wasn't for you, I would've hosted this with thirty six Paula and no one wants that!
>>7216871
>he just turns away and starts reading his book
>>7216864
Are you sure? I bet I know a lot of things that she doesn't.
>>7216871
You have two, use them.
>>7216863
Normal people bond through that sort of experiences, I usually don't.
>>7216889
>>7216890
>>7216901
>>7216904
Pleeeease~? I- I don't think my little girl fingers are enooough. I- I need a thingie like my big brooo has~
>>7216812
Booce!
>>7216894
>walks over
>picks up
>takes behind a nearby building
>brutally fucks in the anus
>>7216850
I understand sarcasm but I unironically go to the erp threads so at least I got one of the two.
>>7216909
Snip snip
>>7216896
>Garfielf sighs
Fune
>Garfielf falls to the floor and pretends to be dead
>>7216812
BORN
>>7216942
kys Baron
>>7216896
Oreki Houtarou, there now you shouldn't call me that anymore
>he gives an annoyed sigh
and I like being inactive because I don't have to do anything and can live out a wonderfully boring grey life.
>>7216904
And many I could explain fast enough it wouldn't be a bother to me
>>7216943
can you hurry up and leave?
>>7216940
So why haven't we erp'd yet?
>>7216942
Hm? What are you going to do with those scissors?
>>7216874
Well baby steps, maybe I could bring a watergun or something one day?
>>7216896
>He let's out a sigh, still holding out his left hand.
Yeah.. Just tell me why you need it, and chop off the middle one, I never use it, haha.
>>7216909
Usually! So sometimes it works! Plus.. I really want to go to karaoke.
>>7216871
>From a landfill comes a man in fly's clothing. He grabs the tiny girl by her arms, easily overpowering the girl and forcefully turning her to face himself. Without a moment's hesitation he grabs onto her lower jaw with his right hand as he moves in closer to her lips. Then, he proceeds to vomit directly into the loli's mouth. The torrent of half-digested garbage and stomach acids is so strong that she has no choice but to swallow it. As it ends, the fly-man pushes her back and stands over her. As he wipes his mouth of vomit he utters a single phrase;
Fuck you.
>And like that, he returns to the filth from whence he came.
>>7216896
I know! He grabbed me by the throat...!
>>7216972
I. Don't know? It's just a bad feeling.
>>7216956
>I will anon, hold your tits.
>>7216920
>Grows more desperate, shoving not one but two of her fingertips into her virgin, underage pussy. She squeals and bucks her hips forwad.
Aaaah~ A-adult stuff is the beeest~
>>7216937
>Clenches tight and hard around your cock, tongue drooling out of her lips and hands raised and making peace signs.
AAAAH, b-but, I pooop from theeeeere sillyyy~
>>7216964
Cut the gardens down to size miss. Then cut intruders down to size
>>7216961
Squall.
>>7216955
I doubt you can explain to her every possible supernatural mystery in record time, I should have a nice chance to mess with you there.
>>7216972
With my actual friends not being part of this realm, but people I've already befriended because of reasons. Go to karaoke on your own.
>>7217007
That's pretty good. Your master must be proud of you.
>>7216996
Ahhhh~
>Uses her free hand to caress her itty bitty loli titties, timing her nipple-pinches with the brushes of her other hand in her tightening and moist girl cunt.
>>7216943
Yay! You're a great pet! Now bark!
>>7216955
Hey there Oreki! My name's Sylvie Paula Paula! I mean!
>Her voice drops to a very low tone.
I mean it's cool if you want to be boring. As long as you're happy.
>>7216972
>Grabbing a tight hold on his wrist, Paula swiftly brings down the knife on his middle finger.
Paula tell you. She'll tell you!
>>7216985
But why? He was so cool when Paula talked to him.
Winner winner!
>>7217008
Oh.
It's /personal/
>>7217035
Thanks for hosting
>>7217008
>>7217035
Thank you for this.
>>7217016
>he doesn't even look away from his book
Easy, they don't exist. There is simply some sort of logical explanation to it all
>>7217027
Why say Paula twice?
And boring is just the best way to live life.
>>7216812
Justice.
>>7217027
He talked?
>>7217027
>Garfielf stands up ands sighs again
b0rf...
>>7216812
I am.
>>7217038
But I do remember I somehow got you to rp with an Anon with a bit of help from Hotaru.
>>7217044
Are you the mage that was over at erp the other day?
>>7216985
Ah, maybe you shouldn't try to go for it then? But maybe something bad happened to you in water before?
>>7217021
I'd never go alone! I'd invite people to go with me, going alone would just be.. Sad? Yeah, sad.
>>7217027
>The metal digit just falls and hits the ground with a *clink*, Kaito just looks away from the sparking and dripping with fluids wound.
jeez, you're.. Stronger than you look.
>He sighs.
Alright, so, tell me what that was about..
>>7217054
Come back when your roleplay isn't trash.
This is the big leagues kid. Only hardcore anime storytellers reside here, and none of them have the time to waste on somebody like you
heh.
>>7217050
If that's going to be your explanation, you're going to have a really hard time.
>>7217054
You already said that, go find it on your own.
Post songs and guess avas
>>7217093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
>>7217083
Also Hotaru from my understanding. It was fun while it lasted.
>>7216812
Etna and Laharl.
>>7217083
The one and only.
>>7217084
Don't you have the other virtual idols or something to make you company? Eitherway, I don't really care. Farewell
>trumpeter go
>foomy has left the room
>>7217093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URNTdH9B6mA
>>7217054
>Squeals suddenly, feeling her small fingers brush up against her womb opening. Even more wetness soaks her spats, travelling down her milky loli thighs
>>7217057
>>7217066
>>7217073
>>7217083
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>>7217088
>>7217092
>>7217099
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>>7217107
>>7217110
P-Pleeeeeease~? I'll do anythiiing~! Play with your thingie, be your little siis, I-I'll even let you let all your yummy milk inside like big brooo does with Serenaaa~
>>7217098
>scratches the werewolf's ears
>>7217110
Yeah, but they're pretty bus- oh, alright then Ms. Kanno, please have a pleasant night.
>>7217130
Dude... What are you doing...?
>>7217093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDzcJfTlUw
>>7217043
>>7217045
You're welcome! May be another chance I'll do it again tonight!
>>7217050
Because that is my name, duh! Paula likes to live her life in a fun way but she can see how boring can be great too now!
>>7217054
Paula didn't understand a word of what you said!
>>7217057
Well he didn't say anything but he did touch me! I felt shivers just from that! But it sounds like he did something more to you. Some bad things.
>>7217066
That just sounded like you threw up! Try again!
>>7217084
You doubt Paula? Hehehe...
>She picks up the metal part and stares lovingly at it.
Well this may sound weird but Paula wants to make a necklace from it!
>>7217093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8
>>7217147
Cheesus...
>Garfielf Barks
>>7217127
>fugs
>>7217127
AAAAAaaaaAAaaah~!
>Soon enough is riding her fingers and tweaking her tiny loli nipples, drooling from her chin.
>>7217127
.....Go elsewhere, I don't have what you need and I think people here has told you no or have ignored you many of times.
Now, you either continue this... or you leave. I place my gold on you continuing this until you get bored, a nice bet to place.
>>7217084
It's just...a feeling, I guess? I dunno.
>>7217147
He gave me all these...these visions!
>She shudders.
>>7217135
>you turn around to see
So you DO enjoy that.
>>7217099
Oh yeah, you did something with Rance. It was quite fun while it lasted, and to think it all started from me winning a hg.
>>7217107
>Totally isn't thinking about doing lewd things to the mage
>>7217168
I didn't say I enjoyed that...
>Turns around.
...you?
>>7217154
>The girl jumps in place, clapping rapidly.
You are awesome! A real cool pet!
>She reaches down to her foot and pulls the eyeball on top of her boot.
Here you go for being such a good cat!
>>7217092
How so, I would try to debunk each claim as it comes.
It's just a matter of figuring out how each happened
>>7217147
Now...
So you hated boring but now you like it just because someone came around who enjoys boredom?
That's ridiculous
>>7217127
>Casts Blazemost
>>7217178
>Totally isn't thinking of blasting things with spells
*walks into HG with a cup of coffee in his hands*
Hey guys jet chec-
>>7217127
*sips a little bit of coffee so he can spit of out like a geyser*
WHAT
THE
HECK!???
*quickly throws coffee cup down and unsheathes his katana*
YOU HAVE SOIXTY SECONDS TO STOP DOING THAT OR ELSE
>>7217147
Doubt? No, just afraid of what the people repairing me are going to say.
>He stops for a second to look at her loving gaze.
Jeez, now I'm even jealous of my own finger, but a necklace? With my finger..? That sounds like a battle trophy.
>>7217189
>Garfielf takes the eyeball from your hand
hanks?
>>7217159
Aaaah, aaah, aaaah~
>Squeals loud and clear, filling the entire room with the pleasured sounds of a loli riding her fingers and masturbating her underdeveloped cunnie like it was the best thing in the world.
>>7217166
>>7217167
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>>7217178
>>7217180
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>>7217209
Doon't be such, hah, a poooper and jooin the fuuun~
>>7217200
So I just got here and I must ask.
What the Fuck is going on? Why is there a loli doing that shot in here?
>>7217180
Need a name, handsome? Let's trade
>>7217200
>totally isn't thinking of the mage blasting things with her spells ethier.
>>7217203
>Holds up a sign saying "NOT ALMO"
>>7217220
Mad because someone's hosting in erp
>>7217220
Something about Negan hosting in ERP
>>7217167
Oh no! Are you sure you don't need me to feed you? That may calm you down!
>>7217194
Paula didn't hate it. She just didn't understand why someone would do it. Now she does! May she can teach Oreki how to have fun sometime!
>>7217205
Think of it this way because this is what Paula thinks! Even if we're far apart, we'll always be together with this! Isn't that cool?
>>7217209
No thank you! Paula never had a pet more than fifteen minutes! If you want to leave then that's fine with her!
>>7217220
>shrugs
>>7217221
Shirou. Shishido Shirou.
I have a feeling your comment there isn't as genuine as one would like to believe.
>>7217220
>Not just ignoring it like a normal fucntioning person would
>>7217220
Assuming that one of the hosts or hostesses, or setting up a battle in their territory.
>>7217220
Ribbon
>>7217220
>>7217222
So some tyke is hosting over there and erping here? Talk about a topsy turvy situation.
>>7217235
It's genuine Shirou. Name's Empusa.
i summon Eggman-kun
>>7217216
I-I'm getting ...clooose~... I- I think I'm gonna peeee~
>Is practically bobbing up and down in glee, fingers and the surface she was sitting on along with her bike shorts wet and musky with her dripping arousal. Her voice is high-pitched and sharp
A-aAaaaah~, so gooood~!
>>7217221
Oh heh don't worry you're fine I remember...!! This is a nice sign though so Imma take it.
*takes sign*
>>7217216
*tapes katana to the sign he took from not almo and sets it on fire with boiling hot coffee and throws it at you like a frisbee*
TAKE THIS YOU FOUL CREATUREE!!
Heh... There's no way that thing can dodge an attack like this.
>>7217178
If I could turn back tiiiime
to the good ol daaays
>>7217232
>Without warning he grabs one of her hands with his right one.
Does that mean I get something like that from you too? I-I'm kidding, your body parts can't be replaced.
>>7217232
Iii'm...pretty sure I'm good. Maybe I shouldn't be here right now.
One more for the road! Paula will take 24 willing subjects this time!
All are welcome expect for duplicates!
>>7217277
Vic Rattlehead
>>7217277
Kurumi
>>7217277
Hands up Don't ban
>>7217277
Loto
>>7217277
Araragi
>>7217277
Succubus
>>7217258
A-Ah~ Oooh my Arceeeuuus~
>Pinches away at her nipples and fingerfucks her tight loli cunnie. Her legs twitch and twitch, eyes rolled backi n forbidden ecstasy
I-I'm gonna cuuuum~
>>7217259
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>>7217265
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>>7217277
>>7217283
>>7217288
Heeeey~! W-Watch me cuuum~
>>7217277
Tyuule
>>7217277
Elias Ainsworth
>>7217277
Dangan Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
>>7217277
Mian
>>7217277
Syoko Hoshi
>>7217277
Ririchiyo
>>7217277
Ladykiller Kaito
>>7217277
The Gayest Trickys
>>7217277
The Slav Slaughterer
>>7217277
Reigen Arataka
>>7217277
Mage
>>7217263
Back to when ERP could be described as decent and they didn't get triggered faster then someone on a particular website. Too bad that'll never happen.
>>7217277
Warrior
>>7217277
Kokichi Oma
>>7217295
I-I'm gonna peee nooow~
>Shrieks and closes her thighs together. Her puffy loli lips twitch and shake as a bunch of lewd fluids splash out, soaking her entire legs and even her socks in young girl cum
>>7217277
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>>7217319
Haaaaah~...
I heard this was a good place to touch up on my fighting abilities, but it seems I've walked in on the common schoolyard playground.
>>7217277
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>7217255
Empusa, huh? I see...
...Nice name. Thanks for the, err, compliments.
>>7217277
Shishido Shirou
>>7217277
Valvatorez
>>7217277
MAD AS HECK LITHISTO
>>7217277
Eggman-kun
>>7217326
Whooops~ Forgot my pic again because it felt soo gooood~...
>Sighs in relief, letting her tiny loli fingers rest a little while longer in her shivering cunt to soak in more of her loli juices
Rikka Takanashi
>oh fuck I'm late
>>7217337
are you brantsteele
>>7217319
So pessimistic... I believe that the goodness in people's hearts will one day prevail over all the nonsense.
You just.. have to keep hoping.
>>7217327
Nuh-uh!
Stupid weeaboos without fantasy.
>>7217327
I'm...pretty sure it's not always like this, actually.
>>7217343
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>>7217348
H-Heeehee~, I'm so weeet now... I-I wonder what big bro will say once he sees me so lewd~
>>7217347
Nope.
>Eggman-kun
There's still so may people! Paula shouldn't have trouble getting eight more then!
>>7217330
You are welcome sweetheart. So what do you transform into wereman?
>>7217327
Aww is the boy too afraid of playing with the others?
>>7217332
>waves to the vampire
>>7217348
Oh, it's you...
>>7217359
I hope so..I traveled quite a ways to to get here...It'd be a shame if it was a wasted journey...
>>7217365
Squall Leonhart
>>7217232
>he looks up at Paula
And how do you understand? I don't get how you could suddenly understand what takes many months.
Also you can't teach me that, I already know how to. I just don't want to have fun.
>>7217277
Oreki Houtarou
>>7217362
there go all of my headcanon
my dreams are crushed
>>7217365
I hope you aren't forgetting me Paula
>>7217365
Tensa Zangetsu
>>7217277
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7217365
Taskmaster
>>7217361
Uwaaaah... My thingie down theeere is still leakin~ W-What does it taaaste like~?
>Takes out her hand embedded in her leaking, clenching loli pussy. She brings the hand up before her
Mmmm, sticky~...
>>7217319
>>7217318
>>7217343
>>7217361
*walks up to you and wraps his hands around ypour throat and slams you to the ground*
WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? DID ALAMO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? NO YOU LIE TO ME OR I'LL UNLEASTH THE FURY OF A REALM NEVERBEFORE SEEN BY THIS EARTH, THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCES CONTAINED WITHIN WILL OBLIDERATE YOU PAINFULLY AND YOU'LL DIE SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT LYING OK??
>>7217365
Kasumi Shigure
>>7217367
Mhm? Do you need something? Succubi? And if you're one of my associates, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no to a raise, you see I need that Money.
>>7217393
It was I
Ribbon
>>7217367
I'm afraid of getting into trouble with the authorities for beating the fuck out of some poor kid who decides to fuck with me if that's what you meant...
>>7217367
No beating around the bush, huh?
Well... fine, I guess I'll answer that, but you'll probably be disappointed.
This is it.
>>7217365
Himiko Yumeno
>>7217386
Nhaaa, so slick~...
>Leans forward and takes a lick of the slimy arousal. Her eyes light up, and her cheeks become redder.
I- I taste... yummy~...
>>7217365
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>>7217413
H-Heeey yooou~! Wanna taste my thingie juuuice~?
>>7217369
I can't really say for certain, but it wasn't so...weird a few hours ago, at least.
>>7217369
>A very exasperated, very disappointed sigh is forced out of the girl's.
W-whatever I'm going to bed.
This day SUCKS.
>This lone typefucker trying to shitpost us this hard
Godspeed.
Just one more is all I need!
>>7217375
How could Paula forget you! She considers you one of her best friends!
>>7217371
Paula may be stupid sometimes but she can understand things real quickly! She's pretty sure she had a phase like that at one point. But she can take you to stuff. Doesn't an amusement park sound fu- I mean totally boring?
>>7217276
But where will you go? You don't even know where your home is!
>>7217265
>She just gives a coy smile back at him.
Who knows, Kaito? Maybe one day you'll get Paula's fingers as well!
>>7217435
Mother
>>7217403
>>7217420
YOULLBE NOTING BUT RIBGOSNW ONCE IM DOEN WITH YOU ARGGG I FEEL THE DARKNEAS OFLITHE TAKINVT OVERRGHGH
*explodes into a DARKNESS and reforms into his more powerful form and then he does a summoning technique to summon two katanas and surges his power through them to make them bigger and finally dips them in a giant vat of his own secret brew coffee and then rips both of them out and engages you with a kick*
NNNRARGH!
>>7217420
...You're already a disappointment to your parents at such a young age. I-I... horrible, just horrible.
>>7217398
>she whispers something incredibly lewd involving the fact that both of them can turn into bats.
>>7217410
That excites me if anything. The other way round, what is your normal form if being such a handsome a man is not?
>>7217404
Is that all, little boy?
>>7217435
I could always just...find somewhere to lie down, right?
>>7217443
...That's a secret.
>>7217423
I haven't been here before, so I can only take your word for it. I'll just hang around to see if this place is worth staying around or not.
>>7217426
>He watches her strut out the door, but is sort of glad
Yeah, have a good time..
>>7217443
I'm not really sure why you keep referring to me as a little boy, but I'd like to tell you now that I'm of well of age.
>>7217420
Uwaaah... I- I want mooore~
>Stares at the girlcum-drenched hand before her and begins licking and sucking off the fingers. her mouth hummed and moaned with each drop of loli cum that she lapped up with her tongue.
>>7217423
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>>7217454
T-Tastes... sho goood~
>>7217442
N-Nuh-uh! D-Daddy Limone would be proooud~! I- I used to squirt out thingie juice with only his help after all~
>>7217389
>>7217430
now whenever I feel pathetic, I'll remember that they exist, and suddenly, no longer feel down
thank you pee person
>>7217463
Whenever I'm reminded you exist I feel bad because you're everything I want to be but better.
>>7217435
>he frowns
Please don't take me there. I don't want to go one something fast moving.
>>7217463
You'll still have to wake up and be you every day, sucker.
Paula didn't think she would have to do this.
>>7217476
>The creature nods. It seems he is ready to begin.
>>7217476
Let us begin.
>>7217454
Why must you kill what little happiness I still cling to?
>>7217476
I accept this challenge.
>>7217476
Well, let's go. No time like the present.
>>7217458
Mhaaahh... ~S-Sho yummmy~
>Continues to lap away at her loli juices, not stopping until she finishes cleaning her entire hand of the arousal
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>>7217494
H-Heeeey~ Y-You adults should tashte me shooometiime~
>>7217435
Your finger..?
>He looks like he's thinking about it, then he suddenly looks pretty flustered and shook up, it must have clicked.
I.. I..
>An embarrassed smile is all he can muster.
>>7217476
L-looks fine..
>>7217476
Let's just get this show on the road...
>>7217490
You're the one letting all that happiness breeze right out the door, Rinoa. Don't try to blame me for your shortcomings...
>>7217471
Hey hey hey, it's okay, anon, I'm not really that special, and if it's about art, you'll improve! Just keep going at it, everybody works at their own pace. Don't look towards the future, look at your old work and see how far you've come. That's what keeps me from giving up when I feel like doing so, and that advice can be used not just for art.
>>7217474
It's better than being nobody, I'm happy to wake up nowadays.
>>7217458
...Just continue on doing whatever you were doing, and refrain from speaking to me. Ever.
>>7217476
Besides the obvious distraction, I am ready.
>>7217458
>OOC:(stop ignoring me???)
*right before his kick hits he teleports behind you and trows his katana's very far in the air and punches you at the speed of light 100 times before kicking you up into the air where you get impaled on his katanas and then jumps up and grabs both Katanga's by the handle and fuses them together to make a very big and powerful katana which he aims right at your head and punches so it goes zooming for your head and 666 miles per hour and then teleports behind you and kicks your head so you go at the katana even faster and then I set you on fore and land while you fall to the ground, impaled and charred behind me*
Heh...
That should take care of that..?
>>7217454
Because you are one to me despite your age.
>>7217452
Not even a little peek?
>>7217476
Good the boredom was killing me
>>7217476
Paula didn't want to put all the people she likes in jail! She's sorry!
>>7217454
Apparently I've been here before?
>The vampire taps the side of her head.
I don't really remember much.
>>7217476
Ready?
>>7217526
I don't have one...
>>7217476
Lets go!
>>7217515
>>7217503
Nheeehh... I-I want mooore~!
>Giggles aloud before shoving her fingers all over her wet and clinging bike shorts, rubbing at her tingly cunny while fishing something out of her pochette
I got juuust the thiiing~
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>>7217532
D-Dedenne usually watches me when I doo this next paaart but I guess you cool adults are fine too~
>>7217525
Yeah. No peeks. Doesn't matter how much you butter me up either.
It's my secret to keep, you know?
>>7217526
Let's go.
>>7217531
Cutie
>>7217525
I mean if you say so, lady...I could ask you to stop, but I doubt you'd want to.
>>7217531
Do you not come here often? I figured you were one of the locals since you were one of the first to approach me.
>>7217526
Thank you for this performance!
>>7217526
>His face is no longer recognizable.
Ugh.. Always the face..
>>7217526
>They bravely take the beating, not fighting back at all.
>>7217526
Ooh la la! Paula hopes you guys are getting the good liqueurs!
>>7217511
I stand here solitary with a shimmer of hope in my hands, wishing for the winds to change and take me with it. How could I blame you for anything? I never bared a dying flame for you.
>>7217539
>Fishing into her pochette, pulls out a 7-inch long, pink, studded dildo with flower patterns all over it. Bonnie giggles to herself, fingers still rubbing at her plump loli pussy
I-It's goood Serena wasn't looking when I took iiit~
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>>7217552
W-Whannah see me do more adult stuuuff~?
>>7217559
I feel like someone's watching.
I don't like it.
>>7217539
>>7217563
Oh for fricks sake???!
*walks up to you and breakyour neck and pulls your head odf and throws it at you with the speed and force of a bullet train*
JUST STOP. STOP. STOP OKAY??? AGHHH...
*remembers the coffee he had earlier the secons he walked in the thread and realises some od its still in his mouth and uses its power to charge a laser that he fires at your body*
BWARGH
>>7217559
>The creature contemplates on who to use this on and when.
>>7217563
Do more adult stuff involving your butt
>>7217504
>Giggingling, Paula drums her fingers on her chest.
Kaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiito? What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
>>7217448
But you shouldn't just lie down! You don't deserve it! Ohhhhh, if only Paula could think of something for you!
>>7217532
>>7217559
Well I'll put it with then other carton I guess!! Thanks sponsor.
>>7217559
WE CAN SPLIT THIS, ORANGE!
Oh, that's a splendid idea!
>>7217542
>you feel weak as she gets closer to you, her hand stroking your cheek.
There's no need to keep secrets from me Shirou, I can take good care of you.
>>7217548
>she keeps her distance from him as always
Exactly, now play nice with the other children little warrior
>>7217559
Time to relax today.
thank you pee person
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>>7217463
Whenever I'm reminded you exist I feel bad because you're everything I want to be but better.
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>he frowns
Please don't take me there. I don't want to go one something fast moving.
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Anonymous 01/14/17(Sat)08:16:41 No.7217474 ▶>>7217503 >>7217513
>>7217463
You'll still have to wake up and be you every day, sucker.
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Paula didn't think she would have to do this.
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>The creature nods. It seems he is ready to begin.
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>>7217476
Let us begin.
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>>7217454
Why must you kill what little happiness I still cling to?
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>>7217476
I accept this challenge.
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>>7217476
Well, let's go. No time like the present.
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>>7217458
Mhaaahh... ~S-Sho yummmy~
>Continues to lap away at her loli juices, not stopping until she finishes cleaning her entire hand of the arousal
>>7217460
>>7217571
Don't encourage that vile creature or ill consider you one of THEM?? GOT IT?
>>7217544
Huh?
>>7217548
I've been told I come here a lot, I just...uh. Don't remember much. At all. Like I had to be told who and what I was today...
>>7217559
>She mostly just sits around.
>>7217574
Uh. Like what?
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>>7217599
U-Uwaaah~.... I-It's bigger and thicker than I remembered it would be. Hee-heehee~
>Taking the dildo in her hands, little Bonnie uses the gel-like tip and ruubs it along her equally-soft butt.
H-Haaaah~
>>7217571
A-Awwww, you could be doing the thingie to my butt yourseeelf, misteeer~!
>>7217559
Anyone but her! Paula's falling into a pit of sadness once more!
>>7217559
Interesting, Mista sent me this rope for use
Dont worry HG I won't give up I'll protect you from the lewd I promise..........
*starts growing brightly, so bright that it hurts your eyes a little bit!!*
>>7217574
>He grabs he other hand suddenly, now with both of her hands in his he looks into her eyes.
Paula! Go on a date with me tomorrow! I have no idea what to do but I'd like to go on another.
>>7217605
You could be a royal jester, considering you seem to be completely enamoured and skilled in the art of card magic! I'd even go as far to say you're some kind of...wizard? Hmm...
>>7217605
It's fine, Paula. I wasn't cut for this anyway
>>7217605
>>7217585
>He politely removes your hand from his cheek.
Yeah... Okay. I don't like this feeling I'm getting all of a sudden.
Starting to think I should, erm... leave.
I-it's not you or anything. Not trying to hurt your feelings. It's just... I don't feel comfortable.
>>7217560
Well bare it somewhere else then...I'd rather not get into it with you right now..
>>7217585
What?..I'm not a child though...
>>7217599
Like..you have short term memory loss?
>>7217603
>>7217622
*still getting brighter lithisto stands in place and starts spinning SUPER fast so fast that little dust storms pop up and the clouds begin to dip but then he falls over from being too dizzy and passes out*
>>7217605
So if I go to jail I will be some cute guy's wife? Tempting, tempting.
>>7217605
It seems this fool wants to trick me
>>7217622
Thank you, brave hero!
>She pats your head, and the brightness of your body melts her hand off.
Oh, dear, that doesn't feel very nice. You should go underneath the shade to cool off, before you become a living supernova!
>>7217643
>The creature wins within 20 turns and without losing a single piece.
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>>7217643
I THINK IF WE WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO COME TO US, WE'LL HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF CATCHING THEM OFF GUARD! PRETEND WE'RE OBLIVIOUS, AND AS THEIR GUARD WEAKENS, LUNGE FOR 'EM! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
>>7217472
>A rare frown appears on her face as well.
We don't have to do anything fun. We could ride the teacups all day. We don't even need to spin them.
>>7217599
Paula doesn't know that's why she's thinking! Do you have any other friends than me?
>>7217623
Hehehe, Paula would love to!
After accepting his proposal, she pokes his nose.
Boop! You know! Paula was waiting for you to say that!
>>7217643
These brutes had their way with me, but I'll walk it off
Oh waaait, loook at the tiiime, it's mooorning already~?
Hehehe... I guess I better wake up daddy Limone now with the usual massage~
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I hoooope you all enjoyed watching a little girl play with her thingie~~!
The fuck did I walk into? A raid from erp?
*wakes up from spinning so fast*
Is it gone???? Did I win?
>>7217647
*watches your hand melt off and catches some of it in his coffee cup*
Oh whoops heh..... Sorry I'll fix that!!
*pours hot coffee of his special brew on your hand and of grows back*
There. That's some bomb ass coffee isn't it heh.
>>7217643
You guys can run faster than that! Well maybe not now but you can try again another time!
>>7217678
No. Just one person shitposting. Anyone that came over from erp is currently participating in the hg.
>>7217677
Thanks for the show!
>>7217678
no, just someone's attempt to be annoying using the same old boring methods
>>7217678
>Raid
Just one lone soldier pissing against the storm.
>>7217665
I just don't want to go
>he closes his eyes and puts his palm on his forehead
it just seems like too much work
>>7217665
S-sorry, I tend to get flustered around pretty girls that I like.
>He rolls his eyes at his own comment and chuckles.
Sorry to keep a lady waiting though.
>>7217665
You're the only person I've really talked with...
>>7217639
Like...amnesia. Everyone else seems to recognize me.
>>7217677
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!! HEH!!
*sheathes katana*
another victory for the Litho. Soon I will be ready to defeat Alamo...
>>7217684
>The creature has no idea how that is even physically possible.
>>7217678
I dunno, but it doesn't bother me
No scat, infrequent posting
it's literally just some dumb meme spam of the month, who cares
>>7217659
>>7217643
>Trying to fuck with the protagonist
>>7217687
>kamina
>>7217700
You've gotten amnesia multiple times?...You really need to be careful...
>>7217706
>meme spam of the month
This is common here?
>>7217706
Maybe it seems even worse cause I'm stoned?
>>7217681
Goodness! That's truly a marvelous device you have, being able to turn coffee into a stem cell restoration machine and having it convert the dead cells into healthy, living ones again! I wonder...
>She starts licking the mug, tasting the mixture of her own hand and your coffee.
It's delicious!
>>7217684
Hang man is a really popular game here!
Like last time Paula we need help for making a thread!
>>7217630
>she sighs and as she takes a few steps back, you feels as strong as before
I understand.
>>7217639
If I was closer you wouldent be saying that.
>>7217724
Drugs are bad for you.
>A lil' girl walks in and starts jackin it.
Wait....Did we get a shitter from ERP or the TLHG?
>>7217734
I think it's a hybrid.
>>7217734
itll be from HG in a few moments my friend
>>7217730
Don't feel down about it. I think I just need some rest. Just a little tired, maybe.
>He waves.
I'll catch you later, Empusa.
>>7217734
>Girl
>Jacking it
Stop watching futa cancer with Janus.
>>7217727
Hmmm...Didn;t go quite as planned
Night y'all
>>7217697
You won't even have to do anything. Paula'll just carry you. We will just ride the train ride together. It'll be.... dull.
>>7217698
You're just saying that to be nice to Paula! So any idea on where we should go?
>>7217700
So you can't go to people that you don't talk to house then. The idea is right there but Paula just doesn't know what she should do.
>>7217721
I guess, it's not scat gay porn spammer which just makes me have to check the room when I'm not at home
That guy only shows up when we make a thread at /b/
>>7217762
Fine, whatever, we'll ride the train, as long as you stop bugging me about it
>>7217756
kys wiggins
Fujiwara?
>>7217756
>Good bed Wiggins
>>7217719
I DON'T KNOW! All I know is that apparently I've been here before....
>>7217727
>She has no idea what they are.
>>7217756
Buh-bye.
>>7217762
I...I don't even know anybody else!
>>7217730
>steps right in front of you
I'm not a child....
>>7217778
I do not get how someone like you has made it this far in life.....Like in your condition you should've like...forgotten how to breath...
>>7217733
>drugs are bad
>being pure, weaponised autism, on a Korean carpet sample board is somehow not
>>7217751
Farewell Shirou, sweet dreams!
>>7217778
ayy bb lets fuck