HG Thread
My edition!
>>7209578
Blue princess club!
>>7209578
>
>>7209549
Princess? Must have been pampered a ton. Now one last thing...
>touches your arm to see if is slimy or has scales
>>7209549
>A rough solitary grunt forces itself out of the man's mouth as he clasps a hand over his bloodied nose.
Gah- Fuck me. It was an accident!
>>7209578
YOU'RE EDITION?. WHY SOMEONE WOULD LIKE YOUR EDITION IF I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS NOT IN IT
>>7209606
What's with all the club making?
>>7209606
Blue Princess Club! Yay!
>>7209574
Then I will leave forcefully.
>>7209620
You may. They are very smooth.
>>7209622
It didn't feel like an accident by the way your fingers dug in.
>>7209635
Nothing, I was just amused by the similarities.
>>7209606
Post avas and rate.
>>7209646
*snicker* Oh, I like that.
>>7209644
There must be others. We can't be a club with only two members.
Russian Luna > Our luna
>>7209662
most things > our Luna
>>7209657
>>7209644
It's not my fault. I have this condition in my touching hand because he's always wrapped around the grip of my wife.
He's a bad hand, I'm sorry for his behavior.
>>7209689
This
>>7209644
It...it is! Feels dry too. How?
>>7209622
WOAH! Are you alright dude?
>>7209698
>Ruby
>>7209585
I know you're not human, at least, kehehe. Hmm? Do you want me to prove it?
>>7209644
But can you?
>Even so, she stops being quite so close, smirking.
>>7209657
It is I
>>7209715
>implying
only Kamina's taste is shit
>>7209724
>Kissus Dandy
>>7209720
No. I will test your abilities on my own accord. So far you have little that would warrant demonstration.
How long until the DA game
>>7209708
LF, shut up.
>>7209733
But Kamina likes you.
Maybe a little bit too much.
1-2 min and we will host /b/ HG on 2ch. Be ready boys. Check our brg for link
>>7209657
>I have to head out now, but I would greatly appreciate feedback/advice to read when I get back.
>>7209675
>luv u
>>7209724
>haven't paid enough attention to anyone else but Dandy is great.
>>7209661
A club with two members is still a club.
>>7209690
Your hand is a very bad hand. I suggest you have it cut off!
>>7209704
...how does it feel dry to you? I am always covered in at least a bit of liquid.
>>7209720
>She is engulfed by a blast of water shooting up from under her. When it dissipates, she is gone as well.
To all of you, I must make my leave now. I shall return in due time!
>>7209704
Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Just dealing with a physical assault like one should.
>>7209762
That's a little drastic. Worse things have happened.
Was it really that bad?
>>7209762
>10
Bring that Mofo back right this instant!
>>7209752
That's obviously King Knight.
>>7209657
>>7209762
Surely we should be able to find another still?
>>7209758
He likes all girls a little too much.
>>7209762
You too.
>Kissus Michael
>>7209782
Same shit. They're both Gay.
>>7209689
This
>>7209657
>If you can help me improve the rest along with Oku. It will help.
>>7209762
Doesn't feel that bad. See ya later bizarre fish lady.
>>7209742
You don't know a thing about us~.
>>7209762
Blegh...how boring, water girl....
>>7209657
>>7209657
Only posting these guys, cause they're all I'm going to be using for a while.
>>7209811
Best girl
>>7209815
Where's ditto?....
>>7209747
http://itsalmo.st/#batsushittyartgames
>>7209760
That seems like a lot of work.
>>7209808
Exactly. And I am not interested to. What I am after is beyond your understanding and unless you are human or within 99% of acceptance, you are useless to me. However I do admit that your regenerative abilities is interesting. Is it magic or simply a quickening of skincell production?
>>7209785
>Kissus Ichigo
>>7209807
>Kissus Soviet
>>7209811
>pats head
I have no idea who you are, you look cute.
>>7209815
>Kissus Isaac
>>7209820
>Pats
I also don't know you, you look neat.
>>7209841
I'm sure he'll find a lady soon enough.
>>7209733
>pets the ruby
>>7209762
>I'll main others so you can talk to 'em
>>7209818
>Is that you wiggins?
>>7209820
>no Akiba Red
it's shit.
>>7209657
>Just this one. I've shelved the idea of Scruffy due to losing interest.
>>7209841
>Estellise?. i don't have a ava named estellise
>>7209857
Not aga-
>
>>7209857
>>7209841
>my evil plan is working. playing different ava was good advice.
>>7209878
>Off to a good start, then.
>>7209841
Estellise?
Feel like hosting but don't know if it's prime time yet
>>7209884
Wait, I saw the eyecolour wrong.
That's Colette, innit?
>>7209834
>>7209857
Peashy!
>>7209866
>Picking him up was a mistake. I love the character to bits, but i barely know anything about Sentai as a whole.
>After all, I am a riderfag.
>>7209910
>yep. is colette
>>7209913
>Feeds pudding
>>7209860
>someone likes fumi and sucy more than my males
wew is this bizarro HG?
Also whats wrong with madman? First time I hear of someone disliking him this hard.
2ch(dot)hk(slash)b(slash)res/144431624(dot)html
>>7209847
A bit of A, a bit of B~. Kehehe, a vampire is just straight-up better to any human, really.
I'm Bored.
So bored that I'm gonna attempt to draw some people here, who wants me to try?
It's shit by the way
>>7209949
Meee
>>7209937
>>7209922
>>7209949
By all means, go ahead.
>>7209922
Estellise is Vertfag you numbnuts
>>7209949
What kind of shit?
>>7209945
Are we finally moving?
>>7209949
Me with my stand.
>>7209657
>Fuck it. I'm out of alcohol and I'm bored.
A-hem. I will be your hostess -or host whichever you prefer- for now. Give me 36 tributes.
>>7209913
>gibs head pats
fuck you
>>7209999
Ruby Gloom
Nice Quads
>>7209999
Captain Luna
>very much checked
>>7209949
>By all means, if you'd like.
>>7209999
Kurumi
>>7209999
Yoshikage Kira
>>7209999
Late Grimes
>>7209999
Passed out squirrel
>>7209999
> -or host whichever you prefer-
What did she mean by this
>>7209999
Firebrand
>>7209999
Brave
>>7209999
Mother
>>7209999
Loto
>>7209999
Atago
>>7209999
Adagaki Aki
>>7209989
Where is Sanya
>>7209999
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>7209999
Peashy
>>7209999
Lord Beerus
>>7209999
Misuzu
>>7209999
The Player
>>7209999
Fuckable nep
>>7209999
Sakuya
>>7209921
so? we need more glorious 3dpd around here
>>7209999
Ur Didact
>>7209999
Sliver Queen
>>7209999
Cirno
>>7209999
Girl with an energy blade
>>7209999
The Tornado of Terror
>>7210055
Ur Didact more like Ur gay lmao
>>7210065
Muh Christian image board
>>7209999
angry loli
>>7210035
>haha you're really funny, you know that?
>>7209959
>gets petted
C'mon, i know that. but you don't have to tell me that, every time i'm here
>>7209999
Ririchiyo
>>7209999
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>7209949
Paula has to warn youuuuuu! She's very hard to get right!
>>7209999
Colette
>>7210021
>gives tum rubs
>>7209999
Junpei Iori
Hosting a shitty deviantart game in around 1 1/2 hours. Prepare yourselfes with shitty art. Normal entries are not excluded, though.
>>7210080
Well, I guess...
But I like you and I needed a reason to talk to you.
>>7210107
>Dare I do it? I'd have so much material.
>>7210069
I am literal perfection. A mere spirit as yourself carries no weight on their words. Leave me to my own devices.
>>7210110
Oww. that's a very cute thing to say
>>7210106
>>7210052
Then I'll un-retire Decade or something
>>7210121
S true though.
>I have ToS right here, funny enough.
>I should really give that back to my friend...
>>7210107
But Paula's naturally ugly! How can she pick something worse than the everything she has?
>>7210107
>This is why JC doesn't wanna come back. I have found one for this occasion.
>>7209959
Yeah I fucked up. But someone disliking one of my successful characters, who are you dude?
>>7209999
Late Dandy
>>7210142
Oh, you know me.
Funilly enough, you even like me. Not sure why.
>>7210047
Belete!
>>7210129
>>7210152
Boy, I sure do love vagueposting! It is totally not childish!
>>7210160
Shut up, I'm having a little fun.
>>7210156
>>7210154
DON'T LOOK, PEASHY!
>>7210132
I know!.
>you should play it at least one more time before giving it back to your friend
>>7210152
I can only think of Vino and Ringadong.
>>7210140
Why are you so fucking obsessed with JC?
>>7210178
>Crawls inbetween Nagato's chest because it's warm and cozy
>Squirrelsnoring intensifies
>>7210131
yes do that
and post his glorious face more
>>7209953
>>7209968
>>7209970
Come now. I need 5 more.
>>7210196
>has already drifted off into a deep sleep, dreaming of cute things and happiness
>>7210178
>you will never be Nagato's panties
>>7210211
Hey that's me!
>>7210214
Storyteller
>>7210214
the Ghost
>>7210214
Elias Ainsworth
>>7210219
Creep
>>7210214
not late go
>>7210214
Ringabel
>>7210211
Hmm, yes. The likeness is undeniable. Well done.
>>7210218
>The squirrel doesn't know where he's sleeping, all he know is that he wants to fly. And have a lot of squirrel chicks. And nuts. All the nuts he can eat. For now Nagato's cleavage is the next best thing
(( I need more cute squirrel images. ;_; ))
>>7210226
Can I be you?
>>7210211
Oh.. that kind of shit. is a nice shit
>>7210248
Go find some. All squirrels are cute
>>7210250
I thought there could be only one of me.
>>7210259
All of them?
>>7210275
Yes. All of them.
>>7209999
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7210200
Oh, hey Luna. A character liked by everybody is impossible so that's alright.
>>7210301
All of them?
>>7210318
I distinctly remember a chocolate cake. Everyone liked 'that'.
>>7210327
Why are you doing this, Anon?
You have a skeleton inside your body, but you are your brain, and the brain is inside the skeleton
>>7210341
To prove you wrong.
>>7210359
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
>god damn Hiro your fucking is2 files suck ass
Here is your roster. Would any of you like to swap?
>>7210310
>Kiritsugu will never clean your house while trying to seduce you
>>7210388
Let's get on with it, the faster I win the better
>>7210388
nobody swap
it'll take the snail 20 mins to do it
>>7210353
>You can almost hear the gears stop turning with her vacant stare.
>>7210388
So many new people, so many friends for Paula to play with! She's super excited! Begin the show!
>>7210388
Oy! What did you do to my name?
>>7210388
Ugh, great. Can we just go already? I want to excuse to get away from these weirdos.
>>7210388
Looks good, let's go!
>>7210388
Swap
>>7210012
>>7210238
>>7210388
Get on with it. How much longer are you going to make me wait?
>>7210394
That nigga's dead inside, why would Kiritsugu seduce someone?
>>7210423
If you keep bitching it'll take longer.
>>7210388
Let's go!
>>7210388
if everyone is ready, i'm ready
>>7210420
I feel honored to take up the spot you once held. I thank you, Ruby.
>>7210446
>She's ignoring you. Completely.
>>7210467
Hello Misuzu
>>7210499
I'm sorry, but who? Whoever she is, she has nothing against me.
>>7210388
The bloodbath.
>>7210512
Don't know how I'll do it, though. I don't know who you are, either
>>7210512
He was supposed to be a date bot! Who knows how many cute girls he's wooed by now! I don't care if you're an icky ghost! Paula needs your help!
>>7210512
You know, they say a light saber and can cleanly cut off someone's head...let's test that, shall we?
>>7210394
I don't particularly care for seducing anybody at the moment.
>>7210424
Thank you...Ilya?
>>7210512
Day 1.
>Jesus Christ my internet is going to shit
>>7210591
N-no. It's an angry loli. Can't you read?
>>7210612
Huh...
I've seen better
>>7210612
If you think those lasers will work. You're wrong
>scrapes that shit away
>>7210612
When you think about it, this isn't new at all! This planet could've been made ten years ago! But that's what makes it cooler!
>She sticks one of her eyeballs on the surface like a flag.
Our mark has been made!
>>7210612
Huh. Cool little guy, aren't you?
>>7210612
>"The galactic police just helped me...I don't know why, but that feels rather wrong"
Thank you officer, I'll make sure the body is disposed of.
>>7210539
I love you
>>7210612
Night 1
>>7210681
>dances with far too many feet
>>7210681
Make sure you behave like a good little ghost, alright?
>>7210681
I guess he really had to Go.
Is this Cringe general?
>>7210681
It's like holding a guy while some other guy punches him, only on a large scale. Not cool, dudes
>>7210681
You stay right there, snakey thing! Paula will get the music!
>>7210674
Love? Hahahaha, that can't be right! That's just crazy!
>>7210709
>pets from beyond the grave
>>7210612
>>7210645
Dance, human, dance!
>>7210681
>"What was it again? Sector #231 galaxy#7? Interesting, I believe there's a space colony in that area...I've never been on one of those, perhaps I'll give it a visit."
>>7210721
No
This is
>>7210721
Yes.
>>7210753
Do you also have the masturbating into open heart surgery pasta?
>>7210724
It's the truth
>>7210681
No hard feelings. Was you or me in the end.
>>7210731
What if I...
>swipes and erases the space around the area in front the blaster to send it flying out of your hands
It wo-
>gets smacked in the head by the blaster
>>7210760
I do not
>>7210776
KAHAHAHA! Do it again, do it again!
>>7210762
Oh. Oh no, this isn't good at all! I'm sorry but this can never work.
>>7210791
It's because of the face huh?
>>7210776
Don't ignore me. Just who do you think you are?
>>7210681
Day 2
>GOD DAMN YOU CAPTCHA
>>7210779
darn
>>7210836
Night 2.
>>7210829
And who the hell do you think you are not responding earlier dumbass?!
>>7210843
Guessing you don't?
>>7210861
You, baaaka.
I ignore you, you don't ignore me. This is how it goes. Understand?
>>7210815
Only a little. But alas! It's because of me! I wouldn't want to take you down to my level.
>>7210836
A cutie like you wouldn't hurt me, would you?
>>7210848
Please don't scream! Paula's not sure how that got stuck in there!
>>7210876
nope
>>7210886
I was just doing what you showed me, boke! I wasn't just gonna waste time talking to some bitch who wouldn't respond!
>>7210895
I'd be perfectly fine with that
>>7210848
Day 3.
>I'd be putting these out faster but captcha keeps expiring
>>7210935
Hide and seek! Hide and seek!
>>7210935
Night 3
>>7210935
Hello hello! Hehehe! Do you have prince Albert in a can? You don't? oh well, it was nice talking to you!
>>7210934
You shouldn't! You have a wonderful life ahead of you! Even more so because you don't have a face! You shouldn't ruin it for me!
>>7210995
I'm just a whole bunch of something.
>>7211011
Nothing would be ruined my dear Sylvie
>>7210933
Well now I am. Happy?
Why doesn't TND realize everyone hates him and he should fuck off to ERP forever?
I miss Joris Cullen
>>7210995
Day 4
>very high death rate
>1 death
>>7211042
Hmmm...I like the one with four arms!
>>7211042
I'm sure I can find a good tailor to stitch it up perfectly.
>>7211042
I know that feeling.
>>7211024
I dunno! I left you alone when you ignored me. Now you want me to give you attention? You are confusing me...
>>7211034
>but i don't hate him tho
>>7210995
You want Paula to stand like this? Or like this? Which one shows less of her bad side?
>>7211021
Shut up! How can you be cure of that? You don't even know me!
>>7211042
Come on, lasty!
>>7211034
But I like him.
>>7211042
Night 4.
Go's nudes when.
>>7211075
I know enough about you...
>>7211034
Why doesn't everyone I hate just off themselves?
>>7211095
Karumi I...
>>7211095
>Riri lets out a gentle sigh
I fold. Another rubbish hand.
>>7211095
Paula was sure that he liked guys. Does he think Paula is a guy?
>>7211103
You think so? Let Paula give you a pop quiz then. How old am I?
>>7211070
I don't want your attention, I want you to serve me like you should. You could be a faceless dummy for all I care, and so far, you're doing the latter quite well.
>>7211075
Aww, Lasty? But the four-armed one's cool....
>>7211095
>Also known as vampirism.
>>7211146
Not gonna get mad over something I know, and what would I gain if I served you?
>>7211095
Day 5.
Okuyasu, you haven't even seen his final form.
>captcha REEEEEEE FUCKING WORK GOD DAMMIT
>>7211186
Try again!
>>7211148
cute pic
>>7211134
I know your birthday is June 24th but as for your age, it's not polite to ask.
>>7211186
Night 5
He could've been a 4 time winner... oh well.
>>7211186
Why should I let her win?! I won fair and square.
>>7211175
You get to serve me, the ill fated "cruel princess". I'm surprised you're not kissing my foot just for offering you the opportunity.
>>7211148
But someone has to cheer for the underdog and that someone must be Paula!
>>7211186
You should let you win! Maybe this is reverse-strip chess!
>>7211212
I can't tell if that's creepy or romantic. Maybe it's both! Paula's giving the permission to say it!
>>7211204
>Cute artist.
>>7211219
Robot vampires! Kahahaha!
>>7211238
Aww...but Arm Guy isn't that better off, either....
>>7211248
Cuteumi
>>7211252
>That too.
>>7211238
No idea. Never asked for it so I wouldn't know
>>7211219
>She crawls out of the cock pit, her hair even more of a mess and her eyeballs everywhere.
That was really exciting! Can we do that again?
I want to be Kurumi's blood donor
>>7211231
Because I have a better life than that. That being a badass stand user protecting my home town with my best friend, Josuke.
>>7211248
>>7211219
>Programs a self destruct button on their head.
>>7211219
Day 6
Big mistake you two.
Huh... didn't expect him to be ended like that.
>>7211275
Where is your friend then, huh? Probably off with a girl, leaving you alone in the dust.
>>7211291
Not unless you eat my shorts.
>>7211291
How the fuck did I get so bad ass?
>>7211283
>>7211291
...Huh? What?
>>7211291
>>7211314
Who am I? Where am I? Who are you?
>>7211307
>slow clap
Bring Moe back
>>7211248
He has four arms! He;s too cool to be an underdog! Don't you get it, Kurumi?
>>7211269
Hmmm....
Close enough! Second question! What is my favorite type of music?
>>7211291
>>7211307
Deal! You're going to be looking so stupid!
http://itsalmo.st/#batsushittyartgames
>>7211291
Night 6.
S-she's hungry!
>C A P T C H A
>A
>P
>T
>C
>H
>A
>>7211299
If did get a girlfriend he would have told me by now, and that means I would be pissed about it. Thinking he forgot about me since he found live is fucking stupid.
>>7211345
>I'll host right after this game.
>>7211339
He's dead, anon
>>7211350
What a sad life I must live! This is not how I wanted to be eat-
>>7211366
Don't say that kind of thing. I never got my drink.
>>7211335
I dunno...do you?
>>7211350
Whaat...?
>>7211341
...Huh? Who?
>>7211350
The feast
>>7211350
The best ass kicking of my life.
>>7211341
Wait, you'll really do that? Let me find a spare one in my wardrobe first.
>>7211395
Hey look, a UFO!
>>7211420
>>7211395
What's a UF-AGH!
>>7211395
Day 7
It ends soon.
>>7211383
You can buy drinks from a supermarket or a liquor store.
>>7211390
Huh? You! You're Kurumi! An awesome vampire! Or an awesome human! Paula can't tell the difference between you two.
>>7211420
Don't see why not! You're the one's that's going to be embarrassed!
>>7211431
>her tractor beam
Uh huh
>>7211350
Tasty.
>>7211395
Arena event!
Down to the final 4.
>>7211443
...Huh? What's a vampire?
>>7211473
I demand a show down between tits and mother
>>7211473
150 on The Player
>>7211429
I can't believe you fell for that. It's the oldest trick in the book.
>>7211443
Embarrassed of what exactly? How an old piece of clothing is going to waste?
>>7211498
Top smug
>>7211493
Eh... close enough.
>>7211473
We have our winner.
>>7211473
Sooooo...close... If they didn't have those pesky EMP grenades...
>>7211538
Mother's a fucking animal this game.
>>7211489
How could you not know? They're thingeys with with sharp teeth and suck blood!
>Crossing into something further than personal space, Sylvie grabs the girl
s mouth and force it open.
See! Just like those!
>>7211498
How you're going to be biting my butt when I'm finished!
>>7211538
Wow, you won! Good job winner! Paula thanks you for hosting!
>>7211538
This is why I don't place bets
>>7211538
>>7211578
....Dammit.
>>7211538
Goes to show that American soldiers are still the best.
>>7211538
God-
>smashes face into a wall
Fucking-
>again
Dammit!
>breaks wall with head
The code was lost again after my browser closed itself... C-congratulations Mother... Thanks for participating...
>sulks in corner
>>7211601
An attempt was made.
>>7211498
Trick? What book?
>>7211576
>She doesn't even resist it, just standing there awkwardly with her mouth forced open.
Whar?
>>7211538
Oh. Uh. Congrats, guy. And thanks?
>>7211601
>Pats shoulder.
Mother? More like motherfucker.
>>7211601
Oh ho ho! Don't be a sore loser about it. Want me to get you some ice cream?
Batsu shitty art games when
>>7211538
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting, I had fun watching.
New thread in five minutes. Prepare your shitty art.
>>7211656
where are
t h e g a m e s
>>7211576
You said it was metal, right? Sounds like the same as biting into a tin can.
>>7211615
Nevermind, seems like you lack what some might call "common" sense.
>>7211660
>Prepare your shitty art.
>tfw Rika games
>>7211615
>She prods one of the canines just enough to puncture the glove and draw a little blood. If she was in pain she didn't show it with her constant smile.
Paula will help you remember! Those teeth are really special!
>>7211664
Paula lied! She thinks at least. She doesn't know where the metal plate got put into her body.
>>7211719
That was pretty funny though
>>7211736
Nah
>>7211736
It didn't the pic
>>7211694
That's not fair! If it's not what you promised then the deal's off. At least I saved one of my short from going to waste.
>>7211744
>RAPES