Bump.
Day 1
The tale of two Sakuyas: one orderly and by the book, the other a brash, loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules!
A lot of meetings and planning
Remember, don't trust anyone or anything, especially if its large enough to pack that much explosive. Have you even seen a spy movie before?
>>7204260
Red fife standing buy
Casualty Report: 31 remaining
>>7204274
Yes. That's how you should bump.
>>7204258
Good thing I always carry a couple Babiri berrys with me.
>>7204276
Hey! Now that all of you're here, we can start! I have an empty position in my organization, so you guys should start killing each other, and I'll let the last one standing join!
How about that? It sounds fair!
I wish Luna would pegg me
>>7204290
Postbumplimit bumps are bumpier
Night 1
If everyone is a double agent, then nobody is
Sakuya's loose cannon ways have finally caught up to her, while Sakuya is now a lone, rogue agent
Concequences will never be the same!
>>7204276
If what you say is true, then I have no reservations about removing this villain from the world... Begone, fiend!
>>7204285
>F Sliver
I think Im going to go to sleep, been awake since 11pm yesterday after 5 hour sleep and its 5pm now.
privet
>>7204302
But they are useless!
>>7204304
>Throws a smoke bomb at my feet only to disappear.
>>7204304
You two spend far too much time talking in hushed tongues... Under the circumstances I cannot bring myself to trust you.
>>7204304
Aww, this is so boring! What are we even doing here? It's just some useless bird and a girl!
>>7204307
privetique
>>7204310
>Me cares
Trust nobody, not even the people you trust
I'm spying on all of them, so that's a 5 way chain. Wew
AOL was not a very reliable service provider, I guess.
>>7204276
Gonna take more than that to stop me!
>>7204295
L-like that w-will help!
>>7204337
So boring. At least next time make it sure that we can't escape!
>>7204337
This place is nice...
>>7204302
>pets
Oh fuck, someone's revving up a low orbit ion cannon locked on to where our tributes are! Will they survive? Stay tuned
>>7204337
The scarf is always a nice touch on any cosplay, you seem trustworthy enough, so I propose that in this chapter of our story, we share the spotlight in order to survive...
Looks like you people should've been keeping up on your physical training!
>>7204355
>puts a mirror in front of the beam
Casualty Report: 15 remaining
>>7204365
>after the beam shuts off, she lays in the ground with a blank look on her face
>>7204365
I shall keep on persevering on this day, for I am the great Guiltia Sin Jurai! He who laughs in the face of evil and danger alike! The wielder of the purgatorial flame! You will need much more than that to snuff out my life...
Night 2
Everyone's so exhausted from today's events, so not too much is going on
It probably isn't swordfish though. I know you like swords and all, but come on
>>7204300
That is not going to happen.
>>7204390
W-Wait, why are we buying weapons?
>>7204365
Such a shame, Betty. I was hoping you would last longer than that.
>>7204343
That's what it does.
Day 3
I thought musicians were always supposed to be great spies?
And here he is now. Doesn't he look cute: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/inoubattlewanichijoukeinonakade/images/9/9b/Ju2.png/revision/latest?cb=20150211181115
Don't monologue. Just take a gun and brain them. Works every time
>>7204390
In a mortal life, many mistakes are made across a lifetime... I sincerely advise you don't add messing with me to that list...
>>7204421
Th-This...brings back memories I'd rather not reminisce on... (Leggings are too tight...)
>>7204435
Nice
Night 3
And Sakuya with the double kill!
Guys, it seriously isn't swordfish.
Probably should've just stuck with that fencing teacher gig.
>>7204390
Worth a try
>>7204408
>slashes them into oblivion
>>7204446
D-Damn...! I...It was a mere...stroke of luck that I did not perish back there... But can I count on such luck to allow me to continue on...?
And you had best not keep that photo! O-Or...I'll show you what Dark and Dark can do!
Not even demon hunters can withstand the power of a few million volts
I wonder why these elevators are so easy to break out of?
Damn Youmu, that's hardcore
>>7204447
Mmh, fruit salad.
Casualty Report: 12 remaining
>>7204472
I suppose the Dark Ones really are aligned in my favour today... Kuhuhu, and to think they laughed at me for my belief in the occult!
Night 4
A villain like her cannot be allowed to exist! Great work, oh mighty Guiltia Sin Jurai!
There's a certain irony in Sakuya getting stabbed to death with a knife
Body doubles seem to be pretty easy to come across in this universe
>>7204477
>drives off as you're distracted, forgetting that I chained Shion to the bumper
>>7204498
God, there's two of them now?
>>7204498
To think you were collecting such information... Have you no morals? I can only hope you'll find atonement in the afterlife for your sins...
I have no idea what a spy feast is like, but this one says its almost traditional
>>7204501
What's this red streak on the pavem... oh sweet Arceus, that's fucked up...
The deaths here fall into one of two categories: brutal efficiency, and slapstick comedy
>>7204506
You'll pay for this treachery!
>>7204504
Two of who?
>>7204524
This is what I get for not shooting the real one.
>>7204260
What's he going to do with that spear if he sees some stormtroopers strolling around?
>>7204524
To go to the feast would distract me from my training! These poses and their destined lines will not perfect themselves!
>>7204525
I only operated in the name of justice! It is you who performed treachery... Tell me, villain! Have you already crafted a narrative to justify collecting such sensitive information?
>>7204527
>>7204527
The person that just killed me.
Don't trust anybody, not your trusted sources, and especially not fucking crime lords
Final 3, place your bets on either the jazz guy, the other jazz guy, or the chu- I mean, Great weilder of Dark and Dark!
>>7204260
And another thing: Does this guy not know about snipers?
>>7204534
You know... I've always wondered that... As well as why wookies have laser crossbows...
Casualty Report: 3 remain
>>7204260
How the fuck did he get up there?
>>7204524
>>7204542
With this knowledge in hand, I am confident I can take on the enemy... Dark and Dark, my trusted flame...are you ready for the final confrontation to come?
>>7204260
What can you even see when the ground is covered up by the treetops anyway?
>>7204536
Isn't it obvious? For a mission!
Night 5
A relatively peaceful contrast to yesterday's events.
Protip: getting one of your current enemies, someone who has a vested interest in killing you, to watch over you while you sleep is a very bad idea
>>7204563
How sad... You care only about getting the job done and not the people who are affected by it? That's horrible! Harming the innocent is nothing to hand wave over a mission...
>>7204569
I am giving you quite the chance here... Do not do anything foolish, and we will leave when the morning comes both alive!
>>7204562
>We get it. Star wars is full of flaws. Just look at c3po, he does nothing but translate for r2d2
>they built a fucking robot, to translate another robot
>>7204567
>tfw it's a twenty four hour post
A shark related incident leaves us with two remaining tributes: the King-Type dark flame master, or the american jazz man
>>7204586
All the other rebels probably point and laugh at his ass. Until he has to take a shit.
>>7204584
It's called money. You try paying for Yuyuko-sama's food bill...
Play him out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMSbryXNLZY
>>7204593
...While it didn't come when I had expected, I'm sure the final confrontation is mere moments away! My preperations are complete... I have prepared all I can. The rest is in the hands of fate!
>>7204599
I would rather have the security of mind in knowing I did what was right than all the money in the world! It's a shame you can't say the same.
>>7204585
Yeah but like threepeio was programmed to know like all the languages in the known universe whereas R2D2 is just a bot whose sole purpose is to fix aircraft/spacecraft so communication isn't a big deal since he's only supposed to be taking orders anyway.
>>720459
Maybe that tower is just a giant urinal toilet with no place to sit down.
He's got the privacy to get a nice combat jack in at least.
Death by swirly. What an inelegant way to go, but I guess water is what you'd need to kill a weilder of dark flames.
Joe Rushton songs seem to be geolocked in the hellish arctic prison where I reside, so just make some trumpet noises with your mouth
Congratulations to the ultimate spy who ... died in 1964
>>7204617
How did- S-Such an indignant way to die... My ambitions, dreams...all went down the toilet, as did my life...
>>7204624
Thanks for hosting.
>>7204534
>spear
The only way I can reconsile this is by seeing it as an antenna. The rebels are so bootstrap low tech that they have to have someone holding their long range communication antenna
>>7204624
Thanks.
>>7204624
R-Regardless of the game's...conclusion, I thank you for providing us with this service...
>>7204617
>>7204624
What a disappointing end.
Thanks anyway.
>>7204624
Thank you for the match.
>>7204645
Something that could be easily remedied with some attaching hardware and some jerryrigging. C'mon that's something /we/ can even do.
>Can afford a respectable naval fleet
>Gotta skimp on the attenae budget though.
>>7204624
Congrats, and thank you for hosting
>>7204624
Congratulations, dead musician.
>>7204659
Yeah, but they probably need that shit to move around to better send and recieve their likely coded signals across the galaxy. They're a secret rebel organization, they're not going to do things the easy way.
Also, their fleet was entirely stolen IIRC.
I'm stretching hardcore to defend stuff that was probably either just made to look cool, or be a homage to some old movie. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
>>7204668
>>7204668
I enjoy these more than I should.
>>7204664
Can't they use the tower he is on as one? Or use rope to secure it to the rail?
... It probably is just a normal spear...
First 24, no duplicates
>>7204709
Wendigo
>>7204709
Yami Yugi
>>7204709
Fumi Kanno
>>7204709
Rikka Takanashi
>>7204709
Loto
>>7204709
Me Me
>>7204709
Higashikata Josuke
>>7204709
Artoria Pendragon
>>7204709
Captain Luna
>>7204709
Russian Demon
>>7204709
Jerry smith
>>7204709
The great Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos!
>>7204709
Lord Araghast the Pillager of a thousand worlds, Master of Hounds, the Lash of the Black Legion, Champion of the Chaos Gods
See if you can fit the whole title in. If not, just Araghast the Pillager is ok
>>7204709
Master shake
>>7204709
Adrian Rollini
>>7204709
Boginya
>>7204709
Vlad III
>>7204709
Seiba-kun
>>7204709
Lamia
>>7204709
Jeb bush's gun
>>7204709
> First 24, no duplicates
Abu Leith
>>7204709
Kaptin Bluddflagg
>>7204709
Syoko Hoshi
>>7204709
Autism
>>7204709
Quenn
Check
>>7204754
>
>>7204754
You...You are an inspiration...
>>7204790
Let us begin... I intend to make up for my previous failing!
>>7204790
I'll leave all the field work to you...
>checks the name
Rikka Takanashi, thank you.
>>7204776
>fn in .45 acp
Not bad. Expected ssomething like a glock
Let's begin
>>7204796
LOWLY LICKSPITTLE! You must be emulating that pathetic pile of bones you call your Emperor! You are as dead and as useless as him!
>>7204823
Fucking Araghast. That looks even more ridiculous in practice. All I can hope for is some event involving both him and Jurai Andō
>>7204823
My own title is lacking today... I need to add another four honours... No, five!
>>7204823
A handgun? There's no much to think about your correct use, but I don't handle firearms or any other projectile-type weapon.
Lord Araghast secretly is a ponyfag
>>7204860
Play a tune.
>>7204860
A-A snake?! We must release it at once! Who knows what sort of deadly powers a snake-human hybrid could possess...
Almost peaceful night. Only Lamia is executed
>current year
>they think im kana
>they are still here
That was close, Rikka. Next time you should kill this peasants.
>>7204899
>I eat ass
>>7204860
And here it comes death- wait a second, I'm married? That can't be, nobody I'd think of a potential partner would fall for rape this easily.
>>7204905
>Gun fires arrow
>>7204885
You! Fate has brought us together for one singular reason... Assist me in polishing Gungnir, please! My own hands are not enough for a weapon with such an impressive history...
>>7204905
Haah...haah... I never...never thought that I would be evenly matched by...well, you... You have earned my admiration. Now let us cease this pointless fighting!
>>7204917
You are a worthy opponent! Would you like a dip in my neighbours pool?
>>7204885
>>7204917
Ah, looking to distract your foes with a shining spear before you elminate them with your mighty dark flames! I wouldn't expect any less from the weilder of the legendary Dark and Dark. Very well, I will assist you!
>>7204905
T-thank you for your assistance!
Someone wanted an event involving Araghast and Jurai?
Barbarians was afraid of the gun that can fire arrows, so they broke it.
Rikka is now fulfilling the orders of her King.
Another one is executed by their liege. Everyone else are alive
>>7204963
That'll friggin' teach you drink cup, havin' sword fights in my pool DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD BLOOD IS TO CLEAN OUT
>>7204931
That does sound rather tempting... But I am afraid the offer will need to wait! After all, I have a bloodsport to come out of victorious...
>>7204932
...Y-Yes...! It was a-always my intention to bring them to ruin using the mighty power of the purgatorial flame! Kuhuhu...you are a very apt pupil to have picked such a thing up so quickly... Who trained you in the ways of the dark?!
>>7204949
Aha... You may be wielder of an impressive assortment of accolades... But it would be foolish for you to get overconfident! I am still the Conqueror of Chaos! Don't think you're ahead of me!
>>7204963
It simply feels too dishonourable to kill someone who has been trapped! I cannot bring my turbid heart to do such a thing... I apologise.
>>7204963
I will serve your cause, noble warrior. Let none escape the wrath of Allah!
>>7204978
My partner, Dark Flame Master, an 8th level warlock, is also a wielder of mighty flames of darkness. You remind me a lot of him, actually.
Rikka was slayed by an enemy, while her commander is victorious.
Araghast and Autism are doing the same thing. That speaks of something.
>>7205002
Ah!
It matters not, eternal life at Lord Allah's side awaits me. Allahu akbar!
Wendigo understands that there is no honor on the battlefield.
>>7205002
Shamefur dispray, Wendigo. You should be killing people and looting their food, not trimming an Ork's non existent hair.
>>7205001
Eighth level? Impressive... Getting past the sixth is quite the trial, fitting for the number synonymous with the Beast... Most are consumed on their first attempt, discarding a life of darkness out of fear of what they may face! It takes a will of iron to pass...and it only gets harder from there. You flatter me with the comparison, though I must inform you that I am of a higher level!
>>7205002
Watch where you swing that thing, f-fool...! You almost damaged my seals...allowing my power to consume all...
>>7205030
I shan't allow you to die on this day! Come with us if you wish to live.
Even at night everyone are fighting. No one is killed though.
Our tributes are still fighting. There is no rest for them... Except for the Araghast, of course.
>>7205056
O-Oh...I...I-It was just my intention to ice you a little trim! Heh... You're looking much better now, s-so I'll be on my way...!
>>7205069
He surely knows my true intentions... I need to remove him before he can strike back at me! Open up, coward!
And in the end, this autism killed Araghast.
Feast!
Now the demon is banished forever.
>>7205087
The autism in strong in this game.
>>7205087
Being seized by fear at the sight of my hellish visage is only natural... Don't feel bad for giving into fear!
>>7205103
Your attempt was not forgiven... Farewell, foolish one.
>>7205103
Autism is really going full Mongol in this game.
You know, these muslims will always defend their honor.
Should've accept the ceasefire...
>>7205116
YA budu presledovat' svoi mechty.
Loto wanted to kill his enemy - Jurai. But instead he killed the killer of his enemy.
The war will be over soon.
Tell Hoshi to stop shitposting in ERP threads.
Thanks
The night of shinobi.
>>7205156
That's like telling the sky to stop being blue.
>>7205126
I-I thought that was what men did to bond! How uptight...
>>7205134
...I'm sorry? What was that?
Final 3.
>>7205163
No really. Nobody cares about your "le OW meme team"
>>7205165
Wow, Wendy might actually win.
No one died tonight.
>>7205164
Vasha smert' ne budet mira.
>>7205171
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was just saying it's impossible for degenerates to stop being autistic.
So now we have our final 2.
That's how you end the war! The complete victory of one of our tributes!
>>7205156
>>7204709
Now now son. We don't control the actions of everyone in this sweet humble community.
I suggest you head back to your cesspool or Uncle Negan will mosey on down and make that fellow look like child's play, you understand?
Congratulations. You deserve it.
>>7205208
Thanks for hosting!
Thank you all for participating
>>7205208
Thank you for hosting my dude, and congrats to the man eater!
>>7205197
Yes.
>>7205208
>>7205220
T-Thanks for hosting, or something like that...
>>7205240
Why is there a dick on your shirt?
>>7205185
Strange beast, do not think I do not have my eye on you... I shall return at a later date to slay you if I must...
>>7205208
Congratulations to our winner! You fought long and hard to get to where you are now... Does it feel good? And of course, gratitude to our host for providing us with this game. Thank you!
So, I did a little test to see how long character names could be.
Fucking wow
>>7205281
its even better in practice
>>7205249
That's a mushroom... E-Even if their shapes are similar, t-that doesn't mean anything!
>>7205277
Is this character from a game? If so, what game is it?
We came to fight in the army of Christ
Armed with a fistful of steel
Send to inferno the demons allied
Prayer for prayer the deal
We are the storm an the wicked inside
More than a martyr can take
Fire them back to the dark of the night
Pray for this time we awake
>>7205302
>>7205301
>Me from Me
>A Yumi Nikki fangame made by M-256
>>7205298
How do you know what a dick looks like?
>>7205297
I tried bigger. It would probably work if I meticulously went through and took out the punctuation, but fuck that
>>7205319
Thank you.
>>7205359
>lies on
>>7205366
This is extremely lewd.
>>7205366
>tickles feet
>>7205359
>>7205373
S-stop!!
>>7205370
You're extremely lewd
>>7205384
>kissus tum
Remember kids: reject anything made by those vile nips
>>7205391
>dies
>>7205384
No you are.
>>7205480
No you are! I have proof!
>>7205480
>>7205493
>shows recording
Riveting RP right here boys
>>7205512
>I teleport behind the anon
heh, nothin' personell kid
>I pull out my flaming katana, Kizumonogataramagisami. Don't lose your way starts playing
>if you'd stop complainin' then you'd still be alive
>I decapitate the anon
>>7205480
>>7205510
....
>>7205530
That episode was A W E S O M E!!
What will happen next time!?
>>7205533
Ruka Ruka Ali!
>>7205510
What's wrong with wanting to fuck a trap?!
>>7205493
There is no proof!
>>7205565
heh, there won't be a next time, kid
>I pull out my hybrid smg/pistol/anti materiel rifle, scythe and whip sword, mesasamadonakuzurekkandoppioneba-no-takesatsubarancho-o and try to shoot/stap/slash/cut the anon. The weapon is so cumbersome that I just end up killing myself
>>7205592
I-I just showed it to you!
>>7205596
>His head explodes from the sheer Japan-gasm rocking his entire body
>>7205533
Yes?
>>7205589
H-huh?
>>7205612
Um... Nothing. Nothing at all.
>He goes back to minding his own business.
Remember kids, you're a protected sexual minority if you have a waifu
Out in the fields
The fighting has begun
Out on the streets
They're falling one by one
Out from the skies
A thousand more will die each day
Death is just a heartbeat away.
>>7205602
That's not proof! Everyone knows that I like traps!
>>7205626
Ok?
>>7205632
I'm a trap!
>>7205626
Do the rap thing!
>>7205512
>starts punching rivets into anon
I HAVE GREAT PLANS FOR YOU
>>7205604
>I come back from the dead
Heh, looks like I win in the end
>I ride my motorcycle, botabotashimapantaiyoutoko-o-o-o-o-, into the rising sun, never to be seen again
>>7205666
>FCC bans for causing deaths
>>7205627
Good news for Kamina and Yosugay.
>>7205627
>>7205777
>7 upvotes
>7 trips
Shall we invade the hopeless for a hungry game?
>>7205797
Yes
Пpoчeл ли ты, Aкихикo?
>>7205672
>Gets picked up by SyFy and renewed for a second season as a cult classic at a late timeslot
>Is subsequently banned in three countries for being TOO HARDCORE
>>7205817
A oн тyт?
>>7205846
ХЗ.
>>7205951
OwO
>>7206006
^,^
>>7206206
NGW
>>7206293
....Hopefully soon.
>>7206293
here's a game for you
Choose your fighter
>>7206366
Desu Bashlachev
Where you all?
>>7206366
Hmmm... the person named Rama, please.
>>7206393
bad choice
>>7206366
Siegfried. Obviously he is the most prominent out of them.
>>7206411
....This is why I am not a gambler, or betting on something.
Pika pika pika
>>7206366
Myself, of course.
hello darkness my old friend
>>7206457
>>7206422
very bad choice
Jesus loves you
>>7206481
or no...
>tfw I have to go do things today, but I'm too absorbed in learning how to write smut so I can erp
>what the fuck am I doing with my life?
>>7206472
I'm already used to being disappointed by my subjects, but I expected more from Saber of Black.
.....
>>7206494
>what the fuck am I doing with my life?
Ruining it obviously
>>7206494
But... why?
>>7206494
Do those fakin things. life is short, dont waste ur time with shit like that
rm is shit, remember this
>>7206522
Checked
>>7206526
>in for a penny, in for a pound. Besides, it looks kinda fun, and should really help me develop these latent rp skills I didn't even know about
>>7206533
>thank you dubs dog, I will
soon, very soon
>>7206527
....This Jesus Christ is doing rather well.
>>7206540
Still doing well.
F U G
>>7206472
>>7206543
...I can't hear you over the sound of my teeth chewing on this tasty hamburger, commoners.
>>7206561
Well shit. Good try Desu
S h i t
>>7206561
All good things... must come to an end. Rest in peace.
placements
>>7206545
You're gonna get shitposted for it, so I hope you can handle it and stay around. new people hosting is always appreciated and you're fun to talk with.
>>7206494
>learning
The best way to learn is to read RP avas do (for the love of god, do not learn from anons) and try to figure out patterns and good practice from this.
>>7206606
>I'm studying some pastebin guides on writing smut for dummies and the previous ERP Rikka who I guess was a favorite there. Thick skin is a must for any chan posting, so I can handle the bantz
>>7206598
>Thanks man! I'm not sure who you are, but I've had a lot of fun talking with everyone regardless.
>>7206644
I'd recommend using different avas there than you do here though. Helps keep the two separate in other people's minds
I will oppose you!
>>7206661
Fuck other people.
>>7206644
Do what ever the fuck ya want and fuck the haters. That's what i did, now niggas dont shitpost me like they used to.
>>7206683
Words to live by IMO.
Good afternoon guys!
>>7206644
>I'm the Kaneki you talked with yesterday, but I don't play him nowadays. Pic related are my current avas.
>As long as you keep ERP separate from HG threads everything should be fine.
>>7206683
They don't shitpost you, because you're a literal who in the newfags' eyes, and the oldfags couldn't care less about you.
>>7206693
Exactly! And it feels great being able to shitpost the fuck out of Hoshit and the gang without being shitposted back. And newfags...nigga it's not like there's a constant flow of them.
>>7206690
I'll separate you soon.
>>7206690
>Oh right, that was definitely pretty fun! I'm looking to try my hand at picking up a new Ava (in a serious manner, I have a couple specifically for shitposting) so it might be good to broaden my horizons a bit
>ban message from shitposting on /v/ two years ago
>wew
>>7206817
Please shitpost me.
>>7206832
Why? No.
>>7206867
Why not?
>>7206832
>OK
>there's no problem with ninendo charging for their new online service, your just entitled for thinking otherwise
> -Bestpony~<3