ITT: Pokemon are real. How did you feel about the butt trick?

>>7200387
Like taking a shit in reverse.

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>>7200387
Neutral. I do not have an anus.

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>>7200348
Thank you. I'm happy to be able to spend my existence with you. I- hope I can be good for you.
>>7200387
Palkia doesn't know where it is.

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~~I HAVE COME TO SAVE THE DAY~~
~~MY MUSCLES ARE PERFECT TO MAKE WAY~~
~~LOVING THEM DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY~~

>>7200387
I WAS NOT FUCKING AMUSED
I'M NOT AMUSED RIGHT NOW EITHER
THE PSYCH I TALKED TO GAVE ME BASICALLY ALL THE NEWS I DIDNT WANT TO BE TRUE
I need a fucking drink.

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>>7200387
not a fan.
also disappointed that it didn't involve pineapples and yoyo's or some other outlandish nonsense.

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>>7200387
What is a butt trick?

How fare you all tonight?

>>7200426
So it's not gay to want to feel skeeters pecs

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>>7200438
I know, right? Also, what up, it's your bro Ray, rolling with the whole damn livestream all day thing.

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>>7200454
~~I ALSO WISH TO KNOW ABOUT THIS BUTT TRICK~~
~~DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THOSE HEAVENLY FEELINGS THAT MADE ME SKIP~~

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>>7200422
I am new to this, so I wish the same.
>>7200454
Fortune fares well for me, does it do the same for you?

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>>7200454
Don't ask.
>>7200436
Bro, are you okay? You need somebody to talk to about things?
>>7200426
I don't know how to feel about you right now, bro, I'll be honest.

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>>7200485
No idea. Have you ever considered a blade, fist warrior?
>>7200498
I suppose. My trainer is asleep. He wishes me to post here so I shall.
>>7200502
If you say so.

>>7200387
Scared the shit outta me.

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>>7200422
rude
>>7200438
damn your right
gotta step up my game
>>7200485
>>7200454
;^)

I made a small popularity poll between the stream viewers.
Results should come in soon.

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>>7200498
I will do my best to be the best.
>Smooches Gadreel.
Hehe. I'm glad I can do this now.
>>7200519
Do you know where it is?

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>>7200519
for the sake of the worlds sanity, please don't.

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>>7200519
Hello, lord of space.
>>7200532
...Do you need help finding it?

>>7200509
~~WEAPONS ARE FOR BABIES AND GIRLS~~
~~THE THOUGHT OF USING ONE MAKES ME HURL~~

>>7200527
What do they think of the snivy on board?
You know, the one that tried to spelunk a plushie when drunk?

Results are in:
1) Zangoose obviously took the first place. Even with the cockblocking stunt
2)Ray and officebro are a close second and third. The watchers enjoyed the impromptu cooking show
4) Azoth took the fourth with the greatest sad puppy impression known to man-and-pokemonkind
5) Buzzwole somehow took the fifth despite being a write in and barely showing up in the feeds. Someone get him into the next Mr. Universe competition, he would surely sweep it.

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>>7200588
~~ONLY FIFTH PLACE, YOU SURELY JEST~~
~~MY MUSCLES BEAUTY IS BETTER THAN ALL THE REST~~

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>>7200550
Actually I think it you were to swing me into anything I may shatter.
Probably for the best.

>>7200588
>Pew and Al aren't on there
Shit polls. Adorable Cosmog and Suoer Stretchy Gore Bird are my faves.

>>7200575
>>7200636
Somewhere further below, along with the Lucario that the Zangoose fangirls keep trying to vote down.

>>7200619
Consider yourself lucky that you got 5 with barely 10 seconds of camera time and without even having a widely agreed on name.

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>>7200532
>He smooches him back- that is to say he bumps his forehead against him
I am certain we will fare well.
Are there any plans for what we do next?

Fuschiafag here, chilled out a little.
>>7200588
I have to admit, I'm impressed by how well those two work together although I'm not sure I'd put them at two and three.
>>7200636
I'll agree with you on one of those.
>>7200619
You've got stiff competition here, cracking the top five is pretty good.

>>7200669
Huh. I'm not really surprised.
Most people are just watching the snivy's clips for a laugh.
Who's at the bottom?

>>7200731
Fuschiafag here, I'm guessing it's either the Audino or the Turtwig. One's not around much and the other's legitimately unnerving.

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>>7200676
>He freezes a little.
Th-thank you. Ah.
Have you been to the beach recently? I've always thought the beach is a nice place to take time off and relax.

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>>7200532
pfft of course
not my fault you don't have an ass
>>7200544
;^)
jk you asked nicely sooo
>>7200546
sup sword
>>7200588
>me not on it
:,^( bro

>>7200731
My guess is somebody who isn't very interesting.

>>7200749
The Audino took last, indeed.
Didn't even knew there was an Audino until I pored over the saved videos in case I missed something.

Turtwig did pretty well at 7th, not much footage of him but what there is is memorable. And some streamers connected the dots and realized it is the same Turtwig that somehow killed two men.

>>7200767
Maybe you should smile for the cameras a bit more.

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>>7200767
Do you have need of a warrior, sir? I've been trying to break out of my old language, you can understand me, correct?

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>>7200750
... the word 'beach' has no translation for me. I doubt not your judgement, however. I trust it will be enjoyable.

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>>7200802
Hey, I wasted those two Aether bastards on Melemele and have the bounty to prove it.
Unless you're referring to two other dudes, in which case I totally believe it.

>>7200828
yeah, i can understand you famalam
the flying boat crew are my champions, but like
if you wanna fight in my name that'd be chill

>>7200852
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED LIFTING GHOSTLY CYCLOPS
YOUR ARMS HAVE POTENTIAL TO BE ALMOST AS BEAUTIFUL AS MINE

>>7200889
I don't think they made "that" other connection yet.

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>>7200852
Hm, where the water meets the land? Apologies, a few of the old languages have escaped me. I should brush back up.
I suppose it can be a surprise for you.

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>>7200810
bitch my face is legit incapable of making that expression >:(

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>BULK UP

>>7200802
There's an Audino there?
Huh. Must have missed him.
Where does the Smeargle sit?

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>>7200901
Hmph. I pick things up on a daily basis.
>>7200970
Ah. A surprise sounds pleasant.
Worry not about relearning languages long gone, I will simply treasure the experience of learning new phrases with you.

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>>7201038
my insectoid friend, you are buff as all hell. Got any workout tips?

>>7201086
when are you and darkrai gonna have babies dude

>>7201062
There's also a Skitty and Gengar, but I believe they were on dates with their respective legendaries when streaming began.

>>7201095
dude thats an ultra beast stay the fuck away

>>7201062
6th, slightly above Turtwig.

>>7201011
Well excuse me princess.
I'd consider 8th a pretty good placement given your competition
...
You still got beaten by a small turtle lmao

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>>7201104
Never. He is of the Undiscovered Egg Group, and even if he were of my egg group we are both still men.

Hey how do I uh...
Guarntee becoming a ghost

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>>7201113
I probably should. I blame the liquor.

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>>7201147
Die with dreams unfulfilled , clawing for life and full of regrets.

>>7201136
>we are both men
get with the times

>>7201159
Well hell, that's an easy way to become a pokémon.

>>7201159
Thanks man. I'm gonna go drown myself. Will post results

>>7201184
Good luck man.

>>7201095
ALL YOU NEED IS DEDICATION
BUT I WAS BLESSED WITH HIGH TEST SO I GOT RESULTS FASTER THAN MOST OTHERS WOULD HAVE

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>>7201184
If fortune smiles upon you your return shall be that of a Frillish.
>>7201166
Hmph. I fail to see how you assume to bypass the barriers of gender and egg group.

>>7201195
on poni island
hoping to become a sick dhelmise
bout to do it

>>7201038
How much weight can you lift?

>>7201184
>>7201235
Wait for Jirachi to come you fool

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>>7201235
Don't do it, bro. Go home and do what >>7201248 says.
Think about it - if it doesn't work, you're gonna feel, like, really dumb.

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I CAN LIFT A METAGROSS WITH JUST ONE HAND
I BET WITH FURTHER BULKING I COULD EVEN LIFT A PRIMAL GROUDON

>>7201235
ANON IS RIP

>>7201331
FUUUUCK WHYYYYY

>>7201354
HE WAS SO YOUNG
WAS HE YOUNG OH GOD

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RIP ANON MAY HIS GAINS IN THE AFTERLIFE BE PLENTY AND HIS MUSCLES FOREVER GLISTENING

oh arecusoharceus oharceus arceus aeceus

>>7201227
Can you contact him?

>>7201482
it worked
ccab you guve me a mibut or ab houe its hard to type

>>7201502
Well, glad to see you're alright!

What pokémon did you wake up as?

>>7201597
x considwrinf i keep ssayong dhellll insteas if words
ok checklist
1 make approximation of body b y out of wood
2 grab clovthws from my own xorpse (weird)
3 (one i have to do now) gwt bafk into my house without bwi bg seen

Well I managed to climb down from Mt. Coronet, and right now I'm resting at an inn in Eterna City.

I guess what panicking that might have arisen from earlier died down by the time I arrived, but the neighbors are still glancing out of their windows periodically.

>>7200387
butt trick?

>>7202578
Don't ask for a demonstration.

>>7202578
Palkia uses his spacial powers to directly poke peoples prostates when they ask about the butt trick
and thanks to some anons he but tricked the entire world 4 times in a very short period of time

Somehow this thread keeps getting more and more autistic.
I don't know how you manage it, every time I think it could not get any worse, it does.

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>>7200669
...I have fangirls
What in the fuck has this world come to

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>>7200669
So you're telling me I appeared 7th, even after I gave oral in a maid suit with my girl, blame palkia, popped her cherry alot of blood btw, have ton of footage of me going full sociopath and I'm not in the top 5? Well is there anything I should know about, like what people thought of it? Or anything else about the viewers?

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>>7200588
Why am I obviously in first, just because I'm the captain?

Like seriously I can't understand these people.

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I hate when people think it's just ok to have loud kinky sex in the same room as you. Is there no standard anymore?


>>7200387
I dont.

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>>7201482
Certainly.
Were it not that he contacted us himself.

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>>7203781
More importantly why do you fucks not want our heads on pikes?

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>>7204029
Uh, sorry!
We uh, thought everyone would leave once we started.
I mean, did you expect us to do it in front of the cameras again after we found out about it?

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>>7204407
Captain, what the fuck is this talk about camera's and livestreams?
Are people watching me sleep and doing you know?

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>>7204407
T-there was a kid in the room.....

>>7203624
Not just fangirls, yaoi fangirls.

>>7203729
Looks like your fans want more psychopathy and less of the lovey dovey stuff.

>>7203781
>>7204081
Popularity is a weird beast.

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>>7204539
I'm so glad I am not loved by all.

>Tie cinderblocks to my legs
>Dump myself at sea
>This cant be a bad idea
>Drown
>Wake up
>Fucking Arceus is there
>Says something in some language I cant understand
>Probably "fuck you retard"
>Kicks me down to Alola
>Wake up as a Dhelmise
>Okay
>Right
>Scavenge for wood
>Grab the wet ass clothes off my previous corpse
>Horrible makeshift body
>Like four hours have passed
>Climb up onto the docks
>whydidikillmyselfsofarfromhome.jpg
>Several people can see me
>Trying to look natural
>Person stops me
>"Anon you alright?"
>m-m-iiisssee
>"Hahaha, alright, take care brother."
>He leaves
>Get into my house
>Posting this from my bathtub

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I HAVE RETURNED MY BEAUTIES
I HOPE YOU WERE NOT TOO SAD WHILE I WAS GONE

>>7204559
you fucking what

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>>7204623
I think i was better off without looking at your tiny legs.

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>>7204661
YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUPERIOR MUSCLES NOODLY HUMAN
YOU DON'T NEED TO DENY IT, BUT WITH MY HELP YOU COULD HAVE SUCH PERFECTION FOR YOURSELF AS WELL

>>7204679
So uh, c-can I get a feel?

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>>7204688
I MAY GRANT YOU ONE TOUCH BUT NO MORE
I CANT GO LETTING ANYONE TOUCH THEM WHENEVER THEY WANT OTHERWISE I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE

>>7204547
I wouldn't consider 6th as not loved.

>>7204679
Have you tried not skipping leg day?

>>7204711
Holy hell, nice gains, bro.

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>>7204711
Hey buff boy. Can you do anything for our spindly friend Darkrai or is he a lost cause? Hell, he's just dark type maybe you could add a fighting type to that?

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>>7204716
I kinda meant that I don't have yaoi fangirls.
I'm really glad I don't got yaoi fangirls.
I like my limbs where they are and I'm already taken.
>>7204711
Impressive.
>>7204737
Hey tomb guy.
How's that hangover.

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>>7204539
Yaoi fan girls? Assuming they're shipping people on the ship, what are the five most popular pairings?

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>>7204716
WHO NEEDS LEG DAY WHEN YOU HAVE PECS AS PERFECT AS MINE
>>7204720
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH PROTEIN IT TOOK TO ACHIEVE THIS BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH THE INVESTMENT
>>7204737
HE IS A LOST CAUSE NOODLES LIKE HIS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ANYTHING AS CLOSE TO THE PERFECTION THAT IS ME

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>>7204767
Nonexistent, baby. How's the art going?
>>7204778
Too bad. I don't really think a shadow can gain muscle anyway. I lift tons of gold every day, whatddya think I can get myself to?

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>>7204827
A muscled form would be easy to imitate with magic.
However, I have no desire to do such a thing.

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>>7204827
Art is doing good.
Still gotta swing by darkray once for that art project, or he'l swing by here and we can have a battle on the deck with a massive canvas on it.
Palkia did steal my sandwhich though, I should ask Jiramchi to turn him pink again when he pops up.

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>>7204769
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THIS
IM DYING OF EMBARRASMENT ENOUGH AS IT IS

>>7204767
Oh yeah, these girls can get real annoying.

>>7204769
Would need to make another poll for that and shipping is a thing I'd rather not touch, but it seems that there's fighting between the fnagirls shipping Zangoose with pretty much anything not named Lucario and those that would rather stick to the canon ZangooseXLucario.

Either way, neither side liked his "no porn for you" stunt last night

>>7204778
Be glad you have four legs, butter feet.

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>>7204848
THAT IS A SHAME, YOU HAVE SUCH POWERFUL LOOKING HANDS
YOU COULD EVEN HAD RIVALED MY GLISTENING BEAUTY IF YOU TRIED

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i don't think i have many fans.
but i must be pretty high in the pairing poll with master right?

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>>7204848
You could crush my coffin with those hands if you tried. I mean you totally could if you want.
>>7204851
How about you try drawing a king sometime, eh?

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>>7204854
I have to ask though.
How did I got 6th place if I mostly slept through the live streams ... you didn't had any video material before all that right?
I don't think I want the world to know what I all did with that snivy in the bathroom.

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>>7204872
Oh, I may take up physical fitness out of sheer curiosity. I am merely saying I could alter Darkrai, but have no wish to do so.
>>7204886
Perhaps. I could possibly crush you with magic as well. I have no desire to do either.

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>>7204854
...Well, they wouldn't have even gotten audio without that room, because Lucy refuses to do anything like that where the cameras can see.

Unless Palkia floods the place with pheromones again.

Arceus I hope that doesn't happen.

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>>7204886
Ah, say no more.
If I can go off from the pictures you send I'l have something for you shortly.

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>>7204894
Man I'm fucked up. You have fun with your boyf.
>>7204904
Get my good side, painter boy. Y'hear Darkrai and Yaoi Hands are boyfs now?

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>>7204854
so what is my popularity?
from what most told me i'm not that popular

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>>7204854
... I'm dying from curious. Even half tempted to offer something in return for that poll, but I'd honestly not rather not get Shadow Claw'd.
I guess I'll have to live my ghostly un-life not knowing.

>>7204920
>Four arms
You're like yaoi hands 2x

>>7204881
About 10th, haven't made any recounts lately. You were under Lucario.
Did I mention the fangirls hounding everyone that voted for Lucario, yet?

>>7204887
Solely because of the battle yesterday, they saw the little painter dog throwing off legendary attacks and became a fav.

>>7204903
Some people got off to the sound alone, so, uh, yeah.

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>>7204920
No.
Oh that sounds so nice for them.
I do hope they swing by one day, we could have tea and do the project.
>>7204955
Huh, kinda bummed out its not cause of my art.
Oh well.
Battle is a form of art, atleast that's what darkray says and I do believe him.
I can enjoy this.

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>>7204854
So...Do I have fangirls? Also, what does the stream think of me?
I'm the snivy on board. You know, the one that did drunk things with a milotic plushie?

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>>7204937
I mean they're both kinda cute. I think I'm a little too crude for the two old men though. Eeeeeven though I'm older than one of 'em.
I think I got the crazy when I went ghost.
>>7204970
Hey not bad. Next time get in more of a natural position, though. You're damn good though, artist boy. Here's a gold bar.

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>>7204920
Almost sounds like you're trying to join in.
"Darkrai and the Six Hands"

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>>7204990
Oh there's no need for payment, I got all I need here on the ship.
Thanks though.
If your up for a drink sometime I'l be up for it.
I'l try.
But now its time for breakfast and cleaning out my eyesocket.

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>>7204995
I'm a lover, man. I got enough love for every ghost and more.
Eh, except you, you kinda smell like rotting body parts. Kinda tired of the whole corpse smell after smelling it for like 10,000 years.
>>7205007
Not a problem, painter boy. Take it easy.

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>>7204920
The term 'yaoi' has no translation in my language, so I am afraid I have no idea what it means. However, many seem to have an appreciation for my hands.
I thank you for your wishes. May you fare well.

>>7204936
For you, it's safer not knowing too much.
But it seems that you're pretty high up in "those" pairings.

>>7204970
Most of the viewers started with the fight yesterday, maybe a day of nothing major happening might shake up the polls.

>>7204974
Team pet #2

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Someone come try to blow this boat up. It's getting boring again.

>>7205028
who is Team pet #1

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>>7205019
Fair enough. I don't have a sense of smell anymore, but I've been told I also smell like sex.
Kinda hard to avoid when you're in a poly relationship with six other Pokémon.
>>7205028
That's surprising. Guess I can beat down my curiosity with that tidbit.

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>>7205033
I've got an appointment with a therapist about my self destructive tendencies in a few hours so maybe after that.
>>7205064
How many of ya freaks talk about poly relationships? Man I thought I was a freakin' hippie bein' agender and all.
Anyway I'll be back later see ya guys.

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>>7204955
i didn't knew i had fans
but i am not as popular as the rest

>>7205046
Azoth.

>>7205064
Not really surprising considering your relationships.

>>7205085
Everyone with an amount of popularity has fans, for whatever reason.

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>>7205028
So who is shipped with the Turtwig?

>>7205129
Guts and blood

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>>7205127
it seems that most of our fans are females of course the boys would be the most popular.

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>>7205028
So...I'm essentially the comedic relief?
What are my fans like?

>>7205153
Factor in screen time and "community outreach" as well.

>>7205161
In one phrase:
>haha look at the snivy going for the plushie again

>>7205216
They do know I have a relationship with Smeargle, right?

>>7205254
Haven't asked, mostly because I didn't know myself.

The worlds most violent Big Brother show and I can't remember every single player and relationship.

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>>7205348
...I take it they loved what happened in the kitchen this morning, must have been a riot.

(You actually lurking the discord or is updating the thread still on us?)

>>7205555
(I avoid Discord in general like the plague)

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>>7205566
(You picked a bad role for your Character then, holy shit)
(Gonna need to find a recap guy soon then if we keep this whole "the ship is a reality show" thing going)

>Everyone saw and heard as a liquid the Zangoose used to make waffles this morning was revealed to be the Lucario's love juices, and how the Zangoose futily tried to stop the oblivious Smeargle from getting a taste
>Everyone also saw the Zangoose and Lucario enjoying those waffles in their quarters

>>7205652
>The zangoose did not succeed.
I tell you man I thought it was cranberry juice.
Why would you put those in waffles anyway?
Man this boat is unvirgining everyone and slapping a good dose of kinky for good measures on top of it.

>>7205652
(The cameras thing was an excuse for me being able to see what was happening in real time, without being actually on the ship/discord. it kinda exploded from that point)

>>7205555
>>7205652
Alright, I asked in chat what happened and at first they all I got was horrified looks. Further prodding and a time stamp later and yeah, you this show is rated not apt for any age for extreme lewdness.

The yaoi fangirls have been crying the whole morning, as well. Pat yourself on the back for a well torpedoed ship.

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>>7205811
yaoi fangirls are the worst.
at least master doesn't seem to have any

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>>7205811
(I kinda like it, I did not expect this sillyness but it sure is creative.)
>>7205806
Forgot pic.

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>>7205161
Hey snevy, where could i take yveltal to watch tv?

>>7205828
Trust me, if there's a male with popularity, there's a yaoi fangirl close by.

>>7205875
(limitations breed creativity)

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HELLO MY BEAUTIES
I SEE THAT THIS NEW SHOW IS QUITE INTERESTING
I THINK THEY COULD USE SOME INSPIRATION OF A PERFECT PHYSICAL SPECIMEN TO UPLIFT THEIR DAILY LIVES

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>>7206054
i train everyday so if you want you can come and train with us

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>>7206075
~~I AM ON MY WAY~~
~~TO MAKE YOUR LITTLE DAY~~
~~YOUR CREW IS SMALL~~
~~AND I AM LARGE~~
~~SO MAKE WAAAAAYYYYYY~~

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>>7206116
Your not gonna try to kill us right?
If not then welcome.
I could use some training I guess.

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>>7206116
like i said i welcome some extra training

>>7205930
You could set up a generator and TV equipment on the island.

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>>7205555
Checking those quads captain.

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>>7205127
Good point. Do I have a relatively large number of ships just for that reason?
That'd be kinda amusing.

>>7206439
You're getting paired with pretty much anything that moves, and then some. YouXthat damn alien or YouXThe Reactor if the ship were alive, for example.

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>>7206573
What do I get shipped with?

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>>7205127
croagunk here
what are the biggest ships in the poll
is it me and master, i'll post an image of him

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>the Zangoose and Lucario appear on camera after vanishing, landing on the deck on a flying bed

>They take the bed to their room and squeeze it like a sponge, revealing the hoverboard under it and an extreme amount of fluids, which are squeezed into a bucket

>They say they're going to bake cookies with it

>>7206685
The plushies. Also with Audino because he looks like a plushie.

>>7206708
Haven't made a shipping poll because that way lies insanity and someone will inevitably complain that I haven't included their pet undead Aether employee X infinite waffles crack ship.

And of course, with insane shippers come more insane fanfics
>Azoth valvefucking
Enough of the chat for today

>>7206756
Remind me to never attend your bake sales.

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>meanwhile Buzzswole, since ariving has been wandering the ships hallways, flexing and posing at every single camera he passes

Fuschianon here.
Vaporeon wants to watch the stream, so I have a few moments to chat
Holy fuck that psych trip opened up a can on Ekans, can I vent here fampai

>>7207007
>The muscle wizard has arrived
>This mon again?
>This is probably the second most Alola... pokemon? Is this thing a pokemon?

>>7207022
If you ask me, the stream has given her weird ideas.

Fuschiafag here, I might as well ask for advice from the crazy boat.
Obligatory comment, my Vaporeon loves the stream and thinks Croagunk is the coolest.

So, she's also got the hots for me in particular. Vapey does not want meds or a Daycare stay to take the edge off her current cycle. And apparently this has been a longstanding interest that recent craziness pushed her to embrace.
What the hell do I do now?

>>7207113
Thanks the heavens that pokephilia laws have been repealed decades ago.

>>7207113
Love her back.
Sometimes, you may not have a choice in the matter.
-Snivy

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>>7207113
Bro, if you're really, really not cool with going -there-, tell her. You need to, like, communicate. Let her know you love her too but you're not game for getting frisky.
If you're unsure or wondering if it's okay, well,
go for it. If I'm reading you right, she gave you a 'yes' so have a blast, man.

>>7207063
Weird stream ideas would be things like whatever the captain did to the cookies out here.
>>7207007
Can we, like, not fight, bro? Thanks.

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How do I convince you people that I'm not a plushophiliac?

>Just read a five paragraph fanfic of Azoth valvefucking-mind break
well...

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Hey jerks! I'm back! I heard you guys need someone to fight?

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I'm bored, kinda feel like pandering to viewers. Anything they want in particular?

>>7207760
Fuschiafag here, that is disgusting even by the standards of someone who watches this stream.
Also, well, I took >>7207337's advice. My family is going to flip their shit, especially my bitch sister, but I don't really care.

>>7207849
It was cute up until they started fucking its valve and came inside and the thing got addicted to cum.

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>>7206866
>>7207760
>>7207868
>Concerned doggo noise.

>Reading through the chat
>Someone ships Aetherguy/Officeguy
>tfw

>>7207760
>>7207868
Wait can you give us a snippet?

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>>7207007
w-whoa

>>7208085
"I came into the creature's valve, it purred a delighted sound as the cum entered its stomach. The chimera pawed at my cock- it wanted another round."

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>>7208046
Hey, we were drinking buddies, not fuck-buddies. I prefer chicks, anyways.
>>7208134
Wow, that is eight types of not cool. Azoth is not for lewd.

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Zree?

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>>7208283
>Concerned bark.

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>>7208283
Hail. How do you fare?
I can say not that I know your kind.

>>7208283
GREETINGS FELLOW ULTRABEAST
HOW HAVE YOUR GAINS BEEN

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>>7208283
hello friend! where have ya been?

>>7208134
My own creation is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

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>>7208291
Zree!
>>7208310
Krree!! Zrrrrt?
>>7208315
Bzzzt! Rrrrzzzt? Bweee!
>>7208328
Fssssh! Bzzzrrr?

Guys, get on stream 14 right the fuck now, there's a sparring session going on!

>>7208543
>DOGGO
>DOGGY
>KILL HIM DOGGY
>GO GO DOGGO

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>>7208359
I see. It is grand that you fare well. My situation is swell as well.

Take care around the Chimera. It hunts your kind.

>>7208543
>Everyone forgets fighting doggo having cum all over her face because a fight starts right after

She didn't even realize it until stabcat came back and pointed it out, oh man that was a great fap.

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>>7208359
Electric bro to Electric bro, >>7208644 is right. I don't know if my brother could keep the little guy from resisting what he's hard-wired for if there were multiple UBs around.

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>>7208644
>>7208736
Krrrreee? Krrrzzzzt...
Zzzzrrt?

>>7208555
Checking trips in an awesome stream.
>tfw the sad pupper hits the croagunk with a move she's 4x resist to and still knocks her back a foot

>>7208798
This dog is fucking OP its kind of scary.

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>>7208730
>Stabcat
I have an urge to stab YOU for that shitty nickname

DOGGO ABOUT TO SWEEP A WHOLE TEAM
REPEAT
REPEAT

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wew after that sparring match i'm all sweaty i'm going to take a bath
might as well bring master too, that will teach those fujos not to ship him with snivy

>>7208877
>DOGGO TAKES A FOCUS BLAST
>STILL STANDING
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>7208877
Nice dubs, but it looks like doggo's going to take a breather after this.
I kinda want to see the Raichu fight, he usually looks too chill to actually hurt anyone.

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>>7208877
>>7209000
>Checked.

>>7209007
He fights well, but is hard to see him fight among all the water.
The camera waterproofing was worth every single P.

>watching Cat and Dog be comfy in the tub
>Suddenly a Pokemon fucking falls through the floor next to them
>That fucking look on the Zangoose's face
RIP my sides, he wasn't even surprised.

there are a croagunk and an audino using another bathroom and the audino is giving the creoagunk an massage while taking a bath

>>7209181
It's more of a cat ferret.

>>7209000
>based doggo doesnt even get koed or give up
>tags in a tiny ass smeargle

>>7209077
Yeah, he seems to be a former Surfing Pikachu that went to Alola to evolve.
Surf looks like his close-the-gap move, from what I can tell.
>>7209034
Doggo 2stronk, I would hate to fight him going srs.

>>7209337
Fampai did you see the footage out of the Alola Incident? Don't talk shit about the Smeargle, he's getting his ass kicked because he's holding back with his scary-as-shit moves.

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>>7208768
His creation was based around that purpose alone. Certainty can not be claimed over his ability to hold back if he sees you.
Conversing over this site should be fine.

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>>7209397
Zreee! Zzzt zzzzzzzzt?
BzzZZZzzt? Frrzzzzt? Krrrkrkrkr?

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>>7209512
If I'm reading you right, then I totally get that it's upsetting, bro. The guys who made him aren't nice dudes. Like, at all. He's doing better with us than with them, at least.

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>>7209512
Fortune did not smile upon the chimera.
His time since being broken free has been blessed, if I am to believe the rumors.

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>>7209560
>>7209589
Zrrrrrt. Pweeeoo?
Krrrrreee! Bzzzzzzzzt, krrrr... Bzzt?

>>7209616
dumb treeposter

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>>7209560
Yeah, he looked like he had the time of his life when he tagged me in.
Too bad I got wiped.
Could have kept the combo running.

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>>7209649
KRRRZEET!

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>>7209743
Could you use a keyboard or something?
How did you even come to this site?
Can you like, plug yourself in like a rotom?

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>>7209649
Quite rude.
>>7209616
Yes, brutal in-
>A rock dropped by a Starly hits Gadreel on the head, damaging his antenna
yfel handlian unsibsumnes? medmicel?

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>>7209770
Bweet?
>>7209794
Oh fuck, bro. Bad vibes, man, this isn't metal.

>>7209666
Dubs and trips for days, fampai.

Anyway, Fuschiafag here and shit just got real with the family.
Apparently one of my bitch sister's flying Mankey minions (read: TrainerBook friends) found out about me and Vapey. Now she wants to take her away "for the poor dear's safety". Should I deal with this head-on? I don't think the authorities will take her seriously given her record, so I'd guess she'll go for the blunt approach.

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>>7209865
Wait how did she found out?
Did she like walk in on you two?

wow on the stream the audino is giving the croagunk a massage, and she looks like she's enjoying alot.
man i wished he gave me a massage like that

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>>7209865
Kreeeeeee! Bzzzt bzzz? Fzzzzzt?

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>>7209827
êow canne swerian? ðêah is s¯æliglic!
>>7209865
wilnes êower twihynde âwyrgednes onufan and êower fîend mp?

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>>7209903
Wait. that's a guy?!
Crap, i've been masturbating to that guy.
Does this make me gay?

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>>7209914
Man, yeah. Earth's, like, bogus. Music here sucks, you guys don't even have that good of noise music and your metal is like. Totally not metal, dude.

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>>7209904
Hey you typed english for a bit.
What gives?

>>7209932
had you not seen that that video he's totaly a male and he's being doing with that croagunk the whole time.
i think they are a couple or something
i mean the croagunk is still a girl and the audino starte massaging her thighs now i think some thing lewd will happen

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>>7209932
gêse. sê is nâteshwôn têona.
>>7209947
hwôn canne hlêg îsengelôma cûð gladung?

>>7209901
One of her TrainerBook friends must have been stalking my ass.
>>7209914
I vaguely recognize what that language is, but I'm not fluent. Sorry, friend.

Vapey's ready for battle, and it's even raining here. Home field advantage, us. I'll keep you posted, okay?

>>7210018
Did you get a Taser?

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>>7209966
Checking those double dubs dude.
Huh, well i've started this might as well keep on going now.
>>7209997
Yeah i've no idea what your saying but maybe try to fix that antenna of yours?
Kinda got fucked I think.
>>7210018
Go kick their ass buddy, I'm rooting for you, grab a baseballbat if needed, this ain't a pokebattle.

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>>7209948
Kree? Zrrt! Bzzzt, fshhhhht?
>>7209997
Yeah man I don't know humans like burn out my chill. Me and my friend Guzz try to go down the McDonalds for some munches and all they do is scream like, man, stop harshing me, bro.

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>>7210018
scrîðend mîn manlîca nymðe understandan!

>>7210037
No shock-rod, didn't make the time.
>>7210049
I have a bat and I'm ready to go full-on Alolan Psycho if her friends try to drag off Vapey.

>>7210049
oh he's starting to eat that croagunk out and the look of pleasure on her face holy shit.

>>7210133
Call the police if you see them get close, just in case.

Anyone watching the stream?
The snivy just got his ass kicked by a Ninetales. I can't stop laughing.

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>>7210223
Whipping my dick out for this here.
>>7210231
Shit really?
Well that's a grass type right?
No wonder he got his ass kicked.

>>7210231
The snivy is really trying to be remembered by anything other than the plushies.

>>7210247
I wasn't surprised.
Even without the type advantage, the Ninetales would have still won. The guy is pathetic in combat, and in general.
He really should just fuck off back to his plushies. Not like he's good for anything but a laugh.

>I just watched a Zangoose and a Lucario sleep in a hot tub for like an hour
What in the fuck is my life.

>>7210099
Nice double dubs, bro. People freak out about things they're not used to, even after the last two crazy weeks. Especially after the last two crazy weeks.
As for music, try some of the more obscure EDM artists, they might have what you're looking for.
>>7210104
I'm getting "you're having trouble understanding me". I'm having trouble too, but I'll keep you posted on how this fight goes.
These goons are bringing their excuse for an A-team, the only one I'm worried about is the Pikachu, Vapey's got a hard counter attack for the others.

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>>7210325
Zzzzrt!! Bzzzt fssshht? Bzzzzzrt. Krkrkrkreeee?

>>7210325
>thunders under the rain
You should be really worried. Beat the crap out of it with your bat.

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>>7210099
nân n¯ænne ingeðanc canne sîe fæstlic râd tôhwon
>>7210049
sê hrepian of hlêg lufiend onspr¯æc seten ðe sê ðâ ðe sê clif onfordôn
>>7200970
tôfultumian

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>>7210369
Hm? Are you feeling well?

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Whoa man that croagunk and audino are getting into it, this is great.
Amateur porn unfolding right before my eyes.
>>7210369
Yeah no idea what you saying buddy.
Go get checked up by darkray or something.
>>7210325
Get the cops dude, hold out as long as you can.

>>7210338
I'm only about half sure I know what you're asking, but for specific albums Drink the Sea by the Glitch Mafia and Peaceblaster by STG9 are the two my friend in Celadon recommends.
( names changed slightly, real group names are Glitch Mob and STS9 if you're curious )

>>7210225
Will do, though we may need to hold our ground until they show.
Fuck, they're here.

>Zangoose wakes up and not five minutes later his whole head starts going red
>Lucario has managed to hide the good stuff from the cam
FUUUUUUUUCK

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>>7210391
tôfultumian
dôð ôðer ferhð fers âgnung me wiðûtan fylst
>>7209794

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>>7210505
Ah I see.
>He gently grabs Gadreel's antenna and shifts it a bit.
Ah, this isn't too forward is it? Your antenna I mean.
>He chuckles a little.

>>7210402
damn i can't stop looking at his butt why do all audinos look so feminine?
at least him going putting all in her is distracting me from it.
it seems that he's the one leading this time

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>>7210546
Its not gay when its a pink nurse pokemon right?
Cause I keep imagining one with a nurse hat on tending to my swollen dick.
Then he pulls out his own di- oh arceus what is happening with me?!
Fuck it, i'm gonna ride this one out.

>>7210488
>This Zangoose takes hits from legendaries and stays standing
>Two minutes of teasing from this Lucario and he's out cold
I call bullshit

>>7210442
Good luck dude.
>>7210546
I dunno, this one looks more boyish to me than usual, even without the bits on display.

>>7210592
These pheromones can fuck you up days later after they dissipated.

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>>7210608
I know.
I like it.

Fuschiafag here shits fucked will update when cops are done with me

>>7210700
oh fuck

>>7210587
Its kinda gay but that's ok fampai, just go with it
>>7210626
True that, I bought Goodra slime off a guy on the road once, it hit like a fucking truck and stayed in my system for nearly a week.

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>>7210542
>Gadreel's face flushes a pitch black
fram from dôð ôs ðe is wundorlic-
>loud static
Not at all.
>He pulls Darkrai in for a hug

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hello everyone
how are you all today
i have the computer again
buddy is grocery shopping
he says he has a treat for joy and i

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>>7210792
>He hugs Gadreel back.
Always here to help you.

>>7210648
Shit yeah. Jubilife TV's got a special on about "terror sympathizers" aka everyone watching the stream who's not law enforcement, and it's funny as hell.

>>7210772
I take it you inhaled it? Drinking that shit makes it permanent and exponential the more you hold off on indulging it.

>>7210853
I find it funny that they think they can insult 50 Million + people and not lose ratings.

Guys, check out cam 42.
The loser snake is giving the Smeargle a massage. Good laugh, watching him trying to redeem his pathetic self...

>>7210853
Stream owner here, you're all lucky I'm nowhere near Jubilife, or anywhere close the big 7 regions.

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>>7210849
Pretty good, Faith. I'm just exercising with the crew here, having a relaxed day.
We learned that our ships full of cameras that we can't take down, though. I'm just, like, rolling with it.

>>7210892
Speaking of ships, I wonder if they found the S.S. "Anne", it has been a few days since.

Did anyone see that freaky dog crush the weight?

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>>7210849
Oh hey, that's great.
Hope stuff is working out between you three.
>>7210853
Hahaha oh wow, what a joke they are being.
This shit is like the best reality show at the moment, crazy shit.
>>7210878
Yeah I'm watching it, is, is he giving that smeargle a vinejob while doing it?
Kinda hard to see but he has a vine sneaked towards that smeargles crotch.
>>7210953
Yeah and now he's watching the action!

>>7210608
Wow they finshed up really great.
And now thew are cuddling how cute

>>7210867
Of course I huffed it, I'm not that brain damaged. Still, that was a rough few days. Never again.

>Jubilife special
Fuckin' kek, Jubilife knows their target audience is olds and people stuck in waiting rooms (aka not us)
>>7210878
I dunno, bro, he looks like hes good at it.

>>7210881
...dude you have just made me realize that Unovan schools fucking SUCK. Like, I legit thought until just now that the only regions that existed were Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola and Orre, just looking at a map right now and holy FUCK there's a lot more than that. One of these even looks like Arceus!

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Oh shit boys its drunk hour with your favorite coffin!

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>>7210913
Pretty sure they did, bro, but it got overshadowed by the most recent big freakin' battle.
>>7210953
Az is buff as fuck. He could probably carry my bro without breaking a sweat.
. . .
He might've, like, tried that already, but I don't think so.

>>7210978
Look at the Smeargle's face.
He's obviously faking enjoyment, because he is too kind to tell him to fuck off.

>>7210968
Hah.
What a fucking slut.
Gives sexual favors so the others don't throw him off the boat for being such a loser.

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>>7210892
your ship has cameras all over
why does it
was it made like that
joy is afraid of the camera here
i tried to explain that there were a lot of people and pokemon that could see from it and i was talking to them
she doesnt like crowds or being stared at so shes laying on the floor watching a dvd on a portable player buddy got at a pawn shop
it is a fantasy movie called sage
it has pokemon that arent real, but a nice story

>>7210968
well buddy is getting groceries because he had sudden business thing in alola
hes going to be gone a few days
he said everything would be much better after
i am a little nervous
there is something hes hiding
there was a phone call two nights ago
i could feel something
like like very very angry but cold
not at me or joy
i asked what was wrong
he said it was a prank call

>>7211080
The ship has cameras because I bought them and asked Palkia nicely when she did the remodelation.
We forgot one room but it's all good now.

Have you tried asking buddy to go with him?

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>>7211080
Hey, awesome pad. Where is that, Orre?

>>7211080
It was made like that, and we didn't know at first, sis.
I've heard of that movie, didn't see it myself but an old friend of mine liked it.
>Alola
>Business deal
>Hiding something
I have suspicions, but I really, really hope I'm wrong. If he's working with who I think he is, he's getting in over his head. Did you hear any specific words that sounded odd, or important?

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>>7211061
do us all a favor and neck yourself.
and don't come back as a ghost.

snivy a cute.

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>Found the position of their ship.
I'm coming for you.

>>7211296
Good luck.
Make sure the snivy suffers.

>>7211296
>Aether about to attack the ship
>Stabcat and Fightan Doggo have vanished again

Is this going to be their first major fight without the Zangoose?

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>>7211296
Have fun with that. I've got friends and one arm still good enough to help you join your buddies from Melemele. :^)

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>>7211296
Ohh you did? What an accomplishment! Hey maybe you can try finding you're dildo next cause you seem thirsty, why else would you come here to the "Love boat"

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>>7211117
i see
i did ask buddy if we could come
i could feel fear very strong fear
fear for joy and i
he said no
that alola was having problems with a group of gangs called team skull
he said he wanted us safe
but there wasn't any fear when he spoke about team skullhe wasnt afraid of them
hes afraid of something else and not telling me

>>7211137
no we live a few miles away from mahogany town in johto

>>7211156
i couldn't over hear much over the phone
i remember three phrases he said
you sure its where its coming from
if that bastard is there im in
if that happens keep them safe

>>7211367
>The Zangoose comes back and grabs an honest to god fucking sword from his room, and not the Honedge kind either

Holy fuck

Aether I'd recommend backing the fuck off this guy is looking scarier than the fucking gore-owl

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>>7210851
>Gadreel laughs warmly
And I for you.

Will the beach be free of trainers?

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>>7211472
>Darkrai gives a shy chuckle.
Of course. If there are any I'll be sure to protect you.