/sug/ - Steven Universe General Early Summer Edition Last

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A happy Robbie is a cute Robbie.

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Happy Friday the 13th

>>7199440
Jasper is fat

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Kill me.

>>7199482
what's wrong anon?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12095746

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So given that Malachite is an amalgamation of Lapis and Jasper, the fact that on Watermelon Island she said "Steven" when she was fucking destroying the Stevens leads me to believe that Lapis was or is fucking insane.

Japser sees Steven as Rose, before and after Malachite, so maybe Jasper was right and Steven was pointing is shield the wrong way?

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------> >>7199424
Go here.

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>>7199482
My waifu is never coming back. Just fucking end it already.

YOU HEAR ME SUCROSE? YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME! NOW FUCKING FINISH IT! C'MON! JUST FUCKING DO IT!

>>7199539
>Jasper part yells Steven in hate
>Lapis side yells it wanting him to be safe

>>7199575
What would you do if yellow diamond came to earth (which she probably will) and crushes Jasper for being such a screw up on that mission.

>>7199531
http://www.strawpoll.me/12095754
http://www.strawpoll.me/12095754
http://www.strawpoll.me/12095754
I made a more detailed poll

>>7199578
>jasper sees steven as steven
>>7199539
it was their minds starting to meld together and get lost to hate uggo retardos

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>>7199578
>>7199637
>*jasper sees steven as rose
woopsie daisey

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>>7199637
>>7199658
>Jasper knows they call him Steven
>Lapis calls him steven
Not that crazy

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>>7199702

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>>7199712
best ship

>>7199706
So why did she revert to Rose after Malachite?

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>>7199767

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>>7199777

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>>7199789

>>7199767
I got dog piled and kicked from the tumblr steven universe discord for saying this ship is cute

Literally the only reason people here hate Connie is that she's not white.

Prove me wrong /pol/fags

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>>7199482
kill yourself

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>>7199839
lmfao seriously? i had no idea tumblr had an SU discord. honestly wouldn't want to hang out with those cunts anyway because I love me some disgusting problematic ships

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>>7199575
kill yourself

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>>7199702
kill yourself

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>>7199777
kill yourself

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>>7199801
kill yourself

>>7199878
It was fun to talk with them as fans of the show but they really just jumped me over saying it would never happen but is cute and posting the tamest ship art you can think of. They said I was erasing lesbian identity. I said Pearl isn't canon lesbian, she could be but we don't know. That really made them upset. I wanted to discuss it but they just kept calling me a lesbianphobe and more. Someone else in the group sent me photos of a private chat where they decided to start talking real bad about me too. Was wild.

They were mostly nice people though. Was fun to chat with them. Wish I could join it again.

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>>7199878
use the download button you fuck
alternatively kill yourself

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>>7199969
no eat shit indexer you massive faggot kill yourself

>>7199950
I noticed how the "pearl is a lesbian crowd" are usually disgusting assholes who steam roll anyone who cants to headcanon her as bi or asexual or anything. they're scum. tumblr is full of bullies who think they're helping the oppressed when they're not

>>7199950
Pearl could be bisexual, though.
They should kill themselves.

>>7199878
Cutest ship.

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>>7200043
yes!!

>>7200018
One of their points was the only human she was interested in was female. I said she literally is just starting to get into interacting with humans on a more serious level and that is the first one. They said she wasn't interested in any male townies...

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>>7200064
You have to be a autist to give a fuck about canon when shipping.

>>7200064
Dumbasses. None of the townies, male or female, are tall landwhales with pink hair.

>>7200116
Greg! He's a man! A big stronk man! Bangin da bitches! Takin bitches from bitches! Cock as deadly as cyanide!

>>7200116
Does anyone have that comic where Mystery Girl leaves Pearl for Greg, and then when Pearl is moping, she sees a bird, smiles, and then it flies away and when Pearl looks up, she sees it flew to Greg?

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>>7200161

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I redesigned Pearl because her thinness is offensive to fat people who watch the show. Fat people can be smart and clean too!
She is a trans bi-demisexual girl who has autism, OCD, and polycystic ovarian syndrome. She gets her period and lets it leak through her clothes because girls and other period havers shouldn't be ashamed to have periods.

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>>7200196
>impregnation
that's my fetish

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>>7200220
0/10 try hard

>>7200196
strangely I can see her being genuinely into that, especially if she starts taking interest in afterlife concepts

>>7200196
But Greg didn't kill Rose, why is Pearl such a salty bitch to Steven and Greg?

>>7200064
>>7200018

Pearl liked that girl not because she was a girl but because she was tall, big and pink and if a dude, looking exactly like her, would have entered the donut shop, the episode would be the same.

She have no gender, all the sexuality for her is alien, but people are cunts and want every single character to be like >>7200220

>>7200288
I literally don't care if people say pearl is a lesbian no matter what gender or non gender she is or who she interacts with. It's the fact that these kids bully people for having any other headcanons that's not the same as theirs.

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>>7200349
Like didn't someone straight up get reported for CP and had their family's computers taken away for shipping and defending stevidot?

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>>7200382
A truth spoken before its time is dangerous, post best ship.

Also I write Lapiven stuff that is definitely "full fat" so I guess I'm giving Tumblr a miss, this lifetime.

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I want to cum on her eyebrows

>>7200449
>You'll never have a romantic, yet naughty Amethyst to play with at night
>She will never be gentle, and soft in the morning and make you Breakfast

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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>>7200462
You'll live

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Any Requests?

>>7200569
Jasper being mad at Amethyst for having a bigger dick.

>>7200488
Terrible

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>>7200411
i don't really consider stevidot pedophilia but k

>>7200584
They're both children. How can it be pedophilia?

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>>7200610
cus only weirdos want steven to fuck her in the ass with canon ages. platonic or just cutey shit canon age is fine. steven aged up i don't see a problem.

also tumblr's argument of it being pedophilia is that peridot is an adult while steven is a kid. yet connie x steven is fine to ship????

>>7200646
Steven is 14, it's not even pedo at this point

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>>7200569
More of this
not lewd if possible

>>7200646
Peridot is not an adult.

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>>7200662
idk. you see people get into seriously stupid arguments about laws and age of consent and shit on tumblr concerning "pedo" ships. while with stevidot we got the whole immortal aliens who are "fully grown" shit going on so I don't even care.

i personally don't wanna see 14 year olds fuckin, but i love me some aged up steven, so..

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>>7200714
I'm pretty sure Peridot is an adult. Matt said she was a "fully grown gem" I think she's just retarded which is why she acts like a 12 year old.

>>7200754
Matt isn't known for his honesty.

>>7200754
if it looks like a twelve year old, acts like a twelve year old, and sounds like a twelve year old, it might as well be a twelve year old

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>>7200758
>>7200784
so does that made you a pedo if Peri is your waifu?

>>7200784
In fact, a Gem's mental age and physical age are one and the same, as seen with Steven in Too Many Birthdays.
The difference is that Peridot was born 12 years old, will die 12 years old, and never change mature, while Steven will.

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>>7200799
Or if you ship Peridot with an adult is that also pedophilia?

>>7200823
Jasper is a big teenager

>>7200823
i personally don't find shipping pedophilic since they are both fictional characters
but if you daydream about fucking peridot with the way she looks and acts in the show that might be a little pedophilic

I want to fug all the gems

>>7200823
Why is Jasper's arm so small?

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>>7200863
i don't see why but ok.

im just tired of people finding some reason to demonize every ship. on tumblr i've seen "jaspidot = peridot is a child ur a pedo!" but also "stevidot = peridot is an adult ur a pedo!"

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>>7200808
>basing your understanding of gem biology on Steven
>the hybrid that is stated multiple times to not be like anybody else

>>7199609
bunch of fat bastards and manlets, where are the normal people here

>>7200999
That's not a gif.

>>7200999
You cant make me doubt, upside down Satan!

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>>7200784
I'm gonna fuck a 12 year old and make her cum

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>>7201152

>>7201152
>>>/tlhg/

>>7201152
as long as you aren't trying to fuck 12 year olds walking down the street nobody should really give a shit, you are pretty autistic for finding a green twelve year old sexy though

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>>7201223
I wouldn't exactly call her "sexy"

>>7201288
I don't want to understand why perifags want to fuck her

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>>7201288
>>7201320
some fanart draws her pretty sexy imo

>>7201404
those are both pretty good. i kinda like the second one better though. if you need something more unique go for the first.

>>7201391
Not that particular art though.
She looks like a balding 36 year old woman

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when will they kiss each other

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>>7199482

>>7201891
never

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>>7201891
soon

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DEAD

>>7200898
This is always the best opinion.

>>7200569
Anything with holly blue agate

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>holly will never rub her heel against your dick
Why live

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can I request pic related but with Amethyst or Pearl?

>>7199440
I wouldn't be here if not for Scribble and his constant flow of quality content.

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>>7199482
[spoilers on trash]I joke that Jasper is dead, forever, again. However I have faith that she will be redeemed. I just don't know how it will happen.[/spoilers on trash]

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>>7206825
How much do you think Holly weighs presuming gems weigh something equivalent to a human of equal size? 300lbs (140kg)?

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>There's no more shitting on crewniverse members

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canonically accurate

>>7207735
300 sounds right.
She's a big gem.

>>7199440
are the new episodes actually somewhere in the net? I heard about the leaks on their app, but there seem to be only a few minutes of the episodes circulating

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>>7206878
it's a bit shitty but here you go

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SLAUGHTER TRAITORS

>>7208197
>ifunny
kill yourself

>>7200569
yellow diamond walking into blue diamonds room whiles shes crying naked and saying "drama queen"

>>7208255
im confused do people use ifunny as image hosting ive never been on that site before

>>7208197
this isn't funny tho

>>7208255
blame goog, my dude

>>7208296
it's a garbage aggregator where bots repost images from whatever tumblr they have bookmarked, and also some idiots use it as a forum where they post images that get the garbage treatment
>>7208332
I will blame you for saving a watermarked ifunny image, retard

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>>7208360
all the more reason to never even have it in my search history

>>7200674
Kys

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NEW THREAD TOPIC LAPIS IS RETARDED

>>7208615
That's great and all but when does she fuck Sapphire with water tentacles?

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>>7208615
New thread topic
just try to fucking bitch this bitch

>>7208635
IT JOJO XD

>>7208615
>her longterm forced fusion has left her in a coma like state for weeks after she is brought to the barn
>when she finally awakens she can barely speak coherently and often has that retarded look on her face
>she spends time locked in the barn in the dark making autistic noises while messing around with whatever fluids are around her
>peridot becomes her care taker out of guilt and often has to keep her from flooding the surrounding area
>at night her autistic shrieks and laughing can be heard from the barn while watching Camp Pining Hearts

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>>7208676
>Lapis is retarded

>That's why she didn't say anything when the CGs went to the Zoo

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Would you suck her dick?
No homo

>>7208694
kys homo

Steven: She fell off the cliff by the leg, preventing her escape Jasper: Come here, Pearl! I should have been you, Lars! Steven: Lars, hurry! This moss belongs at the costume which then automatically repairs itself and rolls out Steven: Is that another gem? Where did you get defensive when people ask you questions about the future.

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>>7208694

>>7208712

>>7207582

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>>7208676
Lapidot just became 1000x more viable

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What if Lapis accumulated water?

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>>7208694
Peridot sucks too much to ever be a dom.

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>>7199539

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I don't get tumblr

>>7208704
What?

>>7208676
N U T

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>>7208734
She knew what she wanted, fucking cockblock Steven.

>>7208741
Yeah, Jasper wanted Steven and he literally blocked his own cock with his shield

>>7208738
Tumblr will get offended by anything for any or no reason.

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>>7208704
Are you Brazilian?

>>7208704
Sugar please stop

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>>7208704
let me fix that for you
>Steven: She fell off the cliff by the leg, preventing her escape
>Jasper: Come here, Pearl! I should have been you, Lars!
>Steven: Lars, hurry! This moss belongs at the costume which then automatically repairs itself and rolls out >Steven: Is that another gem? Where did you get defensive when people ask you questions about the future.

not much more coherent

>>7208769
why is pearls face so low quality except for her body

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>*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

>>7208700
>kys
What is this, tumblr?

>>7208781
Fatass

>>7208781
>NoMoreStomping.lewdgif

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>>7208781
She should lose some weight

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>>7208781
Jasper is so big and perfect!

>>7208804
Eat....shit......skinnyfags.....l..

>>7208725
>Peridot taking advantage of a mentally retarded lapis
this shouldnt make me hard

>>7208769
POO

>>7208820
kill yourself

>>7208781
>>7208811
Her cock must be pretty fat too right?

>>7208820
kys

>>7208831
kys

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>>7208818
Speak up lardass

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>>7208818
Jasperfags and Skinnyfags are both great and their waifus are both great too!

>>7208831
>it occasionally slips out while serving
>distracts the other team constantly seeing it flop around

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>>7208845
Well you're half right.

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>post yfw White Diamond's Pearl comes to Earth and wipes the floor with every gem

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>>7208811
BEST BREAST
BEST DICK
BEST GEM
BEST ALL

>>7208869
kys

>>7208107
just now I could see this, and this is perfect! thanks anon!

>>7208849
That must be pretty hard on Garnet, bet she unfuses if that thing whips out enough times.

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>>7208738
>tumblr calling anything a circus freak show

Well fuck, that is certainly the pot calling the kettle black.

>>7208866
That's retarded

>>7208859
This picture literally copied the hand in this one >>7208842


Rubbish

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>>7208894

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Logically, best ship

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If your son came out as a Lapidot shipper, would you still love him?

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What would her personality be like?

>>7208911
skinny is the dom

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>>7208912
no

>>7208831
>>7208869
Gems don't have dicks though???

>>7208912
I would throw him out of my house and disown him, even if he was only twelve.

>>7208748
>>7208894
4chan will get offended by anything on tumblr for any or no reason.

Through exposure to homeowner bullshit you are becoming a gem, what type would you become given the choice?

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>>7208926
Tell that to Sapphire.

>>7208919
know-it-all and constantly trying to take care of everything while spazzing out whenever she messes up

>>7208936
this time they have a reason

>>7208936
We're actually laughing at you, tumblr. There's a big difference. Now please go back.

>>7208912
i'd call him a fag for shipping cartoon characters

>>7208919
sardonyx but very manic-depressive

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>>7208859
What do you have against a little bit of fat? Anorexia is no healthier than being overweight

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Anyone hype for the return of Cube Squad?

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>>7208912
Of course.

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>>7208937
>homeowner
you really fucked that one up now didnt you

>>7208966
kill yourself lapidirt

>>7208940
SAPPHIRE! GEMS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!

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>>7208926
Oh bless your heart

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>>7208911
true

>>7208969
Fucking autocorrect...

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>>7208975
She can't hear you.

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>>7208964
Of course I am

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>>7208926
uh...

>>7208912
>>7208966
kys

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>>7208926
l i t e r a l l y confirmed canon

>>7208963
It's also that manface, disgusting tangled mess of "hair" and godawful inferiority complex she tries desperately to mask with a superiority complex.

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>>7208964
I am ready for them to unbubble Jasper and make her into their mommy.

>>7208980
Thanks
>>7208986
SAPPHIRE!!! GEMS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!
Did the blue midget cyclops hear me now?
>>7208990
NOT REAL! It's an illusion devised by snake people.
>>7209005
Not canon, Rebeccy didn't say so!

>>7208986
Sapphire knows exactly what steps will take to make you cum, and therefore can take the steps to work you as long as possible.

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>>7208919
I'm excited for this one because I like the prospect of it turning out very frantic and mentally ill and unstable. I'm also excited for autism trio.

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>>7209018
Not quite.

>>7209024
That's why she wants to be ravished by the best.

What if Sugar promises you to make your favorite ship canon, but only if you agree to let her fuck you all night with a strap-on.
Would you do it?

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I recently realized dark-tarou is behind this weird ass blog

http://believeinshrek.tumblr.com

>>7209017
l e l
e
l

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>>7209017
I hope Jasper is ready to pay heavy child support.

>>7209035
No, unlike lapidots I don't care about whether my ship is canon or not.

>>7209028
>implying Zuke didn't flip out and quit because Rebecca told her Peridot couldn't fuse which means her and Lapis' autistic tumblr incarnate fusion will never happen

If it made my waifu smile, I would literally slaughter every one of you fuckers

That's how devoted I am to her

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>>7209035
I would want her to do that to me regardless. Sounds like a win-win.

>>7209052
I would do that regardless of whether she would smile or not.

>>7209052
who is your waifu?

>>7209052
>implying you're not too much of an autistic fatass to be capable of doing such a thing

>>7208676
I want to add on to this for whatever reason
>when its just the two gems together lapis clings on to peridot always wanting to be by her side and never alone
>however when steven is around lapis switches and will constantly reject peridot through verbal shrieking or physical violence
>when steven returns to the temple lapis clings back on to peridot as if nothing ever happened

>>7209031
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAPPHIRE, GEMS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!
How about now?

>>7209005
l i t e r a l l y confirmed retarded

>>7209094
N U T

>>7209129
S H A C K

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>>7209106
She still can't hear you.

>>7209094
kys

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>>7208963
kill yourself

>>7209063
the bulimic one

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>>7208980
kill yourself

>>7209170
which?

>>7209180
the best one

>>7209180
kiki obviously

>>7209207
why would Kiki be bulimic?

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>>7209170
Malacute?

>>7209225
She likes to eat the leftover pizza at the end of the day, but doesn't want to get fat.

>>7209173
thats a lovely vampearl

Can somebody please just murder Indexer already?

>>7209234
your reasoning is poor. i don't buy it

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>>7209267
He'll kill himself eventually

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Post Rubies

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>White Diamond has incredible power beyond anything in the universe.
>She captures Steven and grows to like him.
>Steven wants to escape but he cant.
>White Diamond says "I want you to join me Steven,"
>Steven tells her he would never join her.
>White Diamond smiles says "I can grant you any wish you want if you join me your greatest dream will come true."
>White Diamond then gives Steven a taste of that in a flash of light Steven was blinded.
>He opened his eyes and was shocked in awe his desire his dream was right in front of him.

What dose he see /sug/?

>>7209280
I don't care. Do I look like a fucking Girl Scout?

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>>7209294

>>7209267
>>7209281
He'll probably kill everyone else before he kills himself

>>7209294
Abduct

>>7209297
Femme Dog Copter lying on a giant cookie cat

>>7209180
opal naturally

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>>7209297

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>>7209312
All the more reason to do him in.

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>>7209294

>>7209297
you committing suicide

>>7209345
why did we have to get stuck with the ugly one?

>>7209356
but.. they all look the same

>>7209341
It's too late, the killings have started
he's targeting high profile shitposting brokers

>>7209369
Wow, that's pretty gemist, anon.

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>>7209294

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is dad gonna be angry that we didnt finish the other thread?

>>7209411
Yes, there are starving children in Africa who would have loved to have a thread like that and you just threw it away unfinished.

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Make one suggestion that would drastically improve the show in this meme format:
>Steven Universe but Every ____ is Replaced with ____

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Lapis and Peridot are cute.

>>7209451
kys

>>7209297
Pearl's dick

>>7209094
>steven takes lapis out on the sea to get her out of the barn for once
>lapis is constantly scared and shrieking, stays in the engine room shaking
>only pulling the boat horn for hours calms her down
>jasper comes onto the ship to fuse with her
>lapis sees her and starts shrieking more while crying in the fetal position
>jasper just kind of feels bad and climbs back into the ocean
this is getting a little sad

>>7209452
kill yourself lapidirt

>>7209339
who doesn't want to kill demons for eternity?

>>7209452
kys retard

>>7209451
> fan
> functional human beings

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>>7209451
Steven Universe but Every Instance of Fatass Jasper is Replaced with Skinny Jasper

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>>7209297

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>>7209451

Steven universe but every townie episode is replaced with a gem slice of life episode.

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ok im honestly confused
does this seem offensive?

>>7209533
So when does the ruby squad gang bang Sapphire?

>>7209451
onion episode
an expedition episode

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>>7209576
it looks scary

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>>7199453
>Robbieposting is starting up again

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>>7209579
right now

>>7209597
she's just a little gremlin no need to fear

>>7209576
that is freaky
but offensive? it depends some tumblr fags might think you're (if thats your art) making fun of amputees but really I think its alright albeit pretty scary

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>>7209451
Steven Universe but Every Episode is Replaced with 11 minutes straight of Hot Gem Action

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A fat Jasper is a happy Jasper

>>7209636
i probably shound't've added the eyebags

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>>7209637
now we're getting somewhere

>>7209642
A jasper fucking Sapphire is a good Jasper.

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Lapis has a _______

>>7209642
Not that fat

>>7209676
urge to rape gems with her water tentacles.

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>haven't check out Star and it's threads in a while
>they've devolved into full blown shipping wars

damn and I thought this place was bad

>>7209451
Steven Universe but Every Time Steven Says GUYS STOOOOOOOOOP is Replaced with We Are Number One but Every Time Robbie Rotten Says One is Replaced with the Nutshack Theme but Every Nutshack is Replaced with the Entire Bee Movie but Every Time the Word Bee is Spoken I Kill Myself

>>7209576
I'm not saying this is what you intended BUT the picture could be construed as trying to depict amputees as retarded animals because of the strange, shocking face peri has in it

In it's current form, it is at the very least shocking

I think if Peri had a neutral face it wouldn't be offensive at all, really. Drawing characters with amputated limbs isn't offensive in and of itself.

>>7209693
star threads dont deserve the title hugbox

>>7209693
I've watched 7 episodes of s2 and there's stupid ship teases everywhere, it's to be expected
>that damn diary closet scene

>>7209617
kys

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>>7209676
mental illness

>>7209676
fetish for jasper's hairy micropenis

>>7208845
source?

>>7209451
Steven Universe But Every Song Is Replaced With Steven Fucking The Gems

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>>7209682
Yes, that fat.

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>>7209703
but peridot is a little shit and i often give her these expressions she just happens to be missing limbs now

>>7209728
That one is fine

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>>7209693
Is that ruby gloom? People actually watched that show?

>>7209731
>Britbong teeth

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>>7209732
All gems should be fat

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>>7209676
large slick whale dick

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>>7209751
Agreed

>>7207751
zuke is gone, there is no more cancer, we are finally free

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Is anyone else disappointed in the reveal of blue diamond

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>>7209676
A cute face and puss puss.
>>7209693
>He wasn't here for the amedot vs. lapidot ship war.

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>>7209755
Delicious.

>>7209451
Steven Universe but every shitty arc resolution is replaced with an arc resolution that isn't rushed and unsatisfying

Steven Universe but Every pointless towny episode after season one is replaced with episodes that develop the gems as characters since people actually give a fuck about them

Steven Universe but Every Peridot catchphrase is replaced with an original line that's less rearded

Steven Universe but Every Zuke boarded episode is replaced with a Jeff and Joe boarded episode

>>7209462
I was already sad when I started the prompt senpai

>the foliage around the barn begins to dry up and die and dead animals are strewn about
>lapis is sucking up all the water from the surrounding trees and grass and even animals, keeping all of it underneath the barn
>peridot tells the CG's about it and they decide its best to poof lapis before she begins to dry up the entire land
>they explain the best they can to steven before heading to the barn and finding her clinged on to peridot who is waiting on top of the silo
>almost immediately shes on steven, babbling incoherently and mumbling stevens name
idk where to go from here if you want to end this in a depressing note

>>7209778
Im not, we get art of a crying giantess with a big butt

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>>7209769
Good taste

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>>7209751
Aye, but mostly Garnet.

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>>7209731
Like I said, I didn't think that was your actual intention, it's just easy to misconstrue it that way without context. It's kind of unavoidable.

I think if you gave the other picture the expression you have here (>>7209731) you could capture the same feeling without making her look mentally disabled.

I'm not saying you *should* do that, and I think the original picture is kind of quirky because of its shocking nature, but if you wanted to avoid offending people than you should at least fix the lazy eye or fucked up tongue.

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>>7209778
No she is perfect.