/sug/ - Steven Universe General Murder Edition Last Thread

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>7178467
Jasper is fat

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New meme

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>>7178467

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5TH FOR LAPIS IS RETARDED

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Gems should read

>>7178502
you're retarded

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>>7178502
Ya

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>>7178531
look at that little retard
>>7178521
shut up retardlover

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canon

>>7178516
cute
>>7178539
you shut up

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>>7178516
Gems should drop acid on Fridays

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>>7178502
and?

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Sapphire getting fucked by dogsper when?

>>7178549
I bet you've never even seen a drug before.

>>7178549
cute

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>>7178548
>hurrrr durrrr im weetawded my name lapis...
that's her

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Which gem is Lapis most likely to kill?

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Maybe some day, she'll get an arc.
Maybe she'll get proper characterization.
Maybe she'll get writing that isn't awful.
Maybe we'll get to see her actually facing the established issues she has that have been avoided.

time to kick peridot off the table

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>>7178571
She's so fucking stupid, she probably couldn't even open a jar

>>7178571
no. go fuck yourself
>>7178579
Bismuth

>>7178564
I bet you're doing drugs right now

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>>7178467
>Murder Edition
sure, that aint hard
>>7178542
Good shit, my dood

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>>7178549
Who's more likely to try drugs, Lapis or Peridot?

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>>7178582
Maybe some day
She won't be retarded
[spoiler]Just kidding, you cant cure her retardation[/spoiler]

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>>7178542
How dose Lapis contain herself from raping Steven right there and then on the spot?

>>7178592
You're my drug

>>7178599
they do it together

>>7178610
Shitposting gets me high too

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>>7178605
What'll happen when Lapis meets Peedee?

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>>7178593
Lapis is going to teach Steven how to kill mark my words she's a killer and she's going to show Steven how to really kill.

one of lapis's fusions would be jade because she is jaded get it haha

why do /co/ mods hate sug?

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>AAAAUGHHH

>>7178650
>Lapis will drive the final nail into Steven's depussification coffin

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>>7178678
we are all retarded here

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>>7178542

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>>7178631
She's a;ready raped him anon she can only restrain her urges for Steven by going after other boys
but soon it wont be enouth till she wants the real thing.

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>>7178679
What LOVELY sounds. Shame Ruby and Sapphire aren't playable

>>7178516
You should kill yourself

>>7178729
>Jasper is a more important character than Ruby and Sapphire are

>>7178745
i'll do it. but why should i??

Sharing this here, since /tg/ didn't want it. Codex: Homeworld Gems 40k crossover

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XDuKzyHnZdfUoAWQ_B7BaApnS75QuzalGY0QC8lsFpE/edit#

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Gems should abuse hybrids

>>7178757
>Sapphire's moans

>>7178773
What kind of abuse?

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Love you /sug/

>>7178605
Because she knows that a properly groomed boy toy doesn't go to the cops when they play Hide the Pickle.
>>7178631
Same way she started with Steven: acting like his friend, gradually overstepping boundaries even as she normalizes her sexual behavior. Eventually, she'll be jerking him off into her mouth while Steven's pounding the back door.

Imagine Lapis (with a non-whale penis)

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>>7178757
I used to get giddy when Sapphire and Ruby popped in the episode, but now theyre eh
if theyre more then ten minutes apart theyre ultra flirty, mega drama or complete fuck ups

>>7178773
>"You're getting drained tonight, little Rose"

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>>7178800

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>>7178814

>>7178757
>>7178795
Is that why Sapphire is kicking more ass with the power of smooth talking while Jasper is still stuck in a bubble?

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>>7178823

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canon

>>7178794
Well the only way that happens is if she sticks it inside another gem.

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>>7178834

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>>7178687
>Do it Steven I know you have it in you...
>Steven looked over the injured quartz solder in front of him, she was begging for mercy,
>Lapis wanted him to do it, she wanted to break Steven out of his pacifism and turn him into the true quartz warrior he was destined to be.
>Lapis came over to Steven and stroked his shaking hands.
>Its ok Steven do it...I know you have it in you..just try to picture Pink Diamond...
>In a fit of rage and desperation Steven plunged the sword down into the quartz solders gem shattering her in two.
>Steven had finally done it he had taken a life...
>Steven sat on the floor trying not to cry while Lapis hugged him and stroked his hair.
>Good boy...that was the first of many....

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>>7178835
>GOOD SHIT

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>>7178794

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>>7178845

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>>7178862

>>7178795
They were pretty good in the bomb, a step up from HtD.

>>7178861
Jojo!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA XD XD XD
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA XD XD XD

>>7178825
>smooth talking
>when the latest bomb exists
na, and if anyone was going to turn corrupted on screen it was bound to be jasper
Her nail was sticking out too high

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>>7178872

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>>7178883

>>7178874
Shhh, no more outbursts tonight.

>>7178880
Doggies need em nice and clipped

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>>7178784
Take a guess

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>>7178895

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>>7178835
>>7178853
noice

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>>7178910

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>>7178835
YUS

>>7178900
It...dio...

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>>7178920

>>7178924
Shhh...

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>>7178938

>>7178945
...

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>>7178949

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>>7178962

>>7178954
Good, now say your prayers and go to bed.

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>>7178980

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>>7178921
cute

>>7178989
Not before I brush my teeth and comb my hair

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>>7178997

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>>7179011

Uncle Andy= Best human

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>>7179021

>>7179007
Good times.

>>7178835
delusion

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>>7179033

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>>7179035

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>>7179006
Do you think Lapis likes to shapeshift in front of the mirror to look just like Steven and dose super Lewd stuff?

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>>7179044

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>>7179062

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>>7179006
Huh! Never seen that one before

>>7178908
Emotional abuse?
>you're a monster little rose

>>7179029
I can only hear Carl when he speaks.

...so... I'm not saying I wanna see him get raped by a dog, but at least sexually propositioned by a drunk Amethyst.

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>>7179056
isnt that what waterclones are for?

>>7179102
>hot topic
Ebin

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Nude Pearl is best Pearl

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>>7179121
I think he's getting used to the emotional abuse over the seasons.
But I haven't seen him getting physical abuse yet.

>>7179029
He's the only human not affiliated with the gems that's really showed Steven get in touch with his human side, he's way better than 95% of townies and should get more focus than Lars and Sadie.

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>>7179102
>hot topic
kek, always gives me a laugh when lapis wears stuff like that

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>>7178502
>You will never mindbreak lapis with your mudercock

There are no heroes left in man

>>7179184
Being able to shrug off physical abuse by Jasper is a mark of toughness if there ever was one

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>>7178908
>This is the look the gems give Steven when he comes out of the shower with only a towel on.

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I want to do unwholesome things to Priyanka while Doug watches from the closet in his Superman costume.

Possibly while Connie is trying to ignore the noises and focus on her homework, knowing what's happening but trying desperately not to think of it.

>>7179187
Sadie and Lars are Rebecca's little pets from before SU so they'll always get the most focus out of all the humans.

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Anyone have a higher quality version of this?

>>7179224
kill me now, anon. do it

>>7179227
>Garnet is all smiles

>>7179224
There never were heroes in this story just people who did what they felt was right.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>7179247
Indexer is slacking lately

Should we be worried?

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>>7179227
kinda wished peridot still lived in the bathroom, miss the jokes

>>7179247
http://kaceart.tumblr.com/post/143031459797/anon-suggested-lapis-and-steven-hugs-for-my-beach

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>>7179262

>>7179262
kys

>>7179184
God why is there so little of play fighting as a fetish? how is that not a thing?

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>>7179247
bamalama

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>>7179247

>>7179241
Why does she only let Raven and Paul board episodes about them?
Other than "Lars and the Cool Kids", every episode with Lars and/or Sadie as the main focus has been boarded by Raven and Paul. It's kinda weird, to be honest.

>>7179298
>googles "bamalama"

What the fuck.

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>>7179274
>There was a time when Peridot lived with Steven and the gems

Good times.

>>7179266
Maybe he accidentally posted an image that was too small, and knew what he had to do.

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I've been jerking off every night in the shower to the thought of Pearl impregnating her own personal harem of horses in the memebarn with her stallion-sized schlong and having them give birth to unicorns. Does anyone else find this hot or is something wrong with me?

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>>7179184
Post more gems bullying Steven!

>>7179240
>not wanting to fuck their dog

>>7179332
I'm calling your parents.

>>7179328
>There was a time when Peridot was actually a character
Better times.

>>7179332
You've shaved about 7 minutes off of my total lifespan, if it's worth anything.

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>>7178650
>>7178687
>>7178848

>Lapis training Steven to accept his mantle as the kwisatz haderach and herald the Quartzian jihad to shatter the Gem Matriarchy.

Feels bil al ka-fil, fre-man.

>>7179262
kiss me

>>7179343
>not wanting to fuck their dogcopter
Fixed.

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>>7179332
no it sounds incredibly ooc
like seriously, all this pearl dick stuff has made a complete separate character.

>>7179359
Dog dick, or propellor dick?

>>7179328
Ew.

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>>7179328
just another missed opportunity, thanks sugar

>>7179241
a shame really

>>7179307
because they're the only boarders that like them

>>7179364
You don't know Pearl's fetishes.

>>7179371
>Instead we got Zuke's self-insert bullshit and meep morps
I want to leave this timeline

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>>7179338
There's not a lot sadly.
All Steven x gems stuff is taboo by most artists.

>>7179287
i can't stop staring

>>7179391
Humanity hasn't advanced to the point where we can hop timelines, sadly.

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>>7179365
Whichever you prefer, my friend. I would rather service the swinger lifestyle that Connie tries desperately to shut out of her awareness.

what if lapis called you a fucking nigger

Did someone send this to blushmallot?
https://xhamster.com/movies/6645307/steven_universe_lapis_lazuli_cum_tribute.html

>>7179430
i would go find peridot and then i'd pull out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face

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>>7179402
This doing anything for you?

>>7179332
something wrong with you

>>7179456
wow rude lapis was talking to you and you just walk away

>>7179385
Seriously, just end yourself.

>>7179430
I'd untie her ribbon

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SHHHHHHH

>>7179484
fuck you fucker

>>7179477
peridot obviously taught her that so i have to rectify the situation immediately

>>7179076
good shit thanks for the dump

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>>7179332

>>7179502
Does spider have pusspuss?

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>>7179430
I'd be wondering why, especially when I'm one of the whitest people I know. The likeliest conclusion is that she doesn't actually grasp what a 'nigger' is, and I will try to correct her.

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSHHHSH

>>7179502
this makes me uncomfortable

>>7178800
doxy's artstyle looks like shit

>>7179530
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>>7179521
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7179530
Hi.

>>7179406
Not unless you're ready to do some filthy acts at a reasonable price.

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>>7179502
Unless you bring lewds, get out spider.

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>Steven comes to your favourite gem.
>He hands them a knife,
>"If you care about me you'll kill Kevin for me."

Dose she do the dirty deed?

>>7179556
Yes? Yes. Okay.

>>7179570
Hmm......depends.

>>7179530
cute

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>>7179588
Reminder that Steven's true love is Amy.

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And now for something a bit different

>>7179570
JOJO!
NEXT YOU WILL SAY XD
FIVE SECONDS XD

>>7179597
I feel like only Peridot would actually do it.

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>>7179619

>>7179619
NO I RECOGNIZE THIs PLEAsE NO

>>7179623
AH! THAT WAS A JOJO REFERENCE AND IT WENT RIGHT OVER MY HEAD

>>7179588
I'm very fond of these two as bros, I wish they'd get more episodes together, Tiger Philanthropist when

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>>7179597
She wouldn't need his knife.

>>7179619
>>7179636
I like variety!

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>>7179597
Yeah.

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>>7179643
I'm sorry it has to be this way.

>>7179636
>>7179619
not entirely sure but this is but it seems like porn

>>7179619
>>7179636
>>7179661

This better not be gay sex.

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>>7179664
You don't say?

>>7179661
Is this going to end in filthy, buttsex?

>>7179435
>someone can actually get off to Blushmallet's art
How?

>>7179688
People can get off to a lot of weird things.

>>7179678
please anon spare this thread from the horrors you're gonna post

>>7179688
BM is incredibly overrated, how are you that surprised?

>>7179672
It's gay sex, particularly of the bear variety. Personally, I find the artist's fixation on stubble to be... irritating, the fact that I'm straight notwithstanding.

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>>7179672
I thought it was obvious from the start

>>7179681
I don't actually know, I stopped in this exact page.
But now I'm seeing it with you guys.

>>7179714
>>7179722
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please spare the anons and gems.

>>7179722
no

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You know what, I think I need to stop.

>>7179744
Don't stop.

>>7179744
Keep going.

>>7179744
what the actual fuck

>>7179744
MORE

On the other hand, I think you need to see this.

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I love Mind Control porn. But not like this.
Never like this

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>>7179767
oops, forgot pic.

>>7179752
>>7179760
>>7179766
I don't even like this shit.

>>7179744
>ive seen the one image of bear steven and ronaldo fusing through anal sex
please end my life senpai

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>>7179744

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>>7179770
WHY AM I STILL HERE

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For bara shit, it's well drawn.

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This thread sucks.

>>7179391
>>7179391
Apology for poor gemlish

when were you when zuke is jukes?

I was sat at home funposting in /trash/ when tumblr triggers

'zuke get juke LITERALLY UGH I CAN'T #hashtag#diecisscum'

'yes'

>>7179850
This gem sucks.

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Still better than a Lapidot dump.

>>7179833
What is this, a commission, regular art form someone who likes SU and bara, or?

>>7179873
kill yourself

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>>7179850
New meme?

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>>7179850
what's not the right episode wtf dude

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>>7179865
I will fucking slap the hell outta you if you say that shit again.
This is awful.
I mean perifags spamming Lapidot is awful too but jesus this is on another level.

>>7179870
from what I know its regular art. Ive seen the tumblr and its horrifying

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And now the thrilling conclusion.

>>7179870
The source:
http://todayilust4.tumblr.com/post/155643185564/this-took-entirely-too-long-hope-you-like-it
It doesn't seem like a commission.

>>7179865
i prefer lapidot over this and i dont like lapidot

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The thread has now become cancerous enough that I'm actually making a healthy decision to go to bed at a reasonable hour rather than have my sanity eroded by this.

Goodnight, yon raccoons of 4chan, for thou art kings of the trash can, and masters of the filth it contains within.

>>7179897
shut up faggot

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>>7179881
No.

>>7179856
>shitposting
>computer break screen
>computer turn off
>man repair call to my computer
>fix screen works great
>man repair gets call of phone
>"hello"
>"zuke is juke"
>he tells me zuke is juke
>"yes"

>>7179907
kiss me

>>7179907
kill yourself, lapidirt

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>>7179906
It's the truth.
Sorry it's still burning for you.

>>7179907
cute

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>>7179543
I like their art, but it does seem pretty obvious they had not seen much of the show.

>>7179902
It's only 7 and a half where I am. Please help.

>>7179899
this seems pretty creative i'd like it better if it wasn't weird fetish shit

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what lesbian sex is fine but not gay sex?

>>7179899
>link, SU tag
GAY BEAR SMOKY QUARTZ HOLY SHIT

>>7179932
ruby and sapphire need shattering

>>7179907
I wish the filenames would remain unchanged when I save pictures, because figuring out where that artist name ends is too much of a pain

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>>7180007
Get Sapphire the most hardcore fuckin' in a eternity and you can have that wish.

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>>7179902
sweet dreams, mate

>>7179977
Nah. I think it's the fact that it's bara.
If it was yaoi, it'd probably be fine,

>>7179977
>why
because we are no homos

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>>7180032
It ends at the 6.

https://twitter.com/a5301082a3d8416

>>7179977
Yes.

Women are more attractive than men.

The fairer sex and all of that.

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>>7178467
Hey guys. Just accidentally posted this picture in a group conversation with a handful of my closest friends. Wanted to tell someone, since I don't have friends anymore, I guess.

>>7180127
Just say it was a meme.
For fuck's sake, man.

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>>7180127
Ya fucked up.

>>7180127
KEK KEK

Any reactions?

>>7180127
You have shit friends if they leave you for that.

>>7180127
Some friends.

>>7180127
that's not even that bad, that's just stupid

>>7180173
What if he posted the gay bear mind control porn instead?

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>>7180127
Some friends you have.
I could draw one of my friends as an anime futa and everyone would laugh because we know what a joke is.

>>7180187
then he would just have to fucking kill himself

>>7180145
Everyone has viewed it, but no one has said anything. Was trying to upload a humorous picture for a friends birthday, noticed I still had this. Was trying to delete it, accidentally double-clicked it, uploaded it.

So... Happy Birthday! It's Lapis fucking a dog! I hope your vet nursing studies are going well!

>>7180222
Are they normies? Because if so, then you're fucked.

>>7180222
K E K
>this could be you!

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why the fuck do i keep getting full family guy episodes in my recommended videos on youtube i haven't watched that show in like 6 years

>>7180255
Because it's a cartoon, so if you watch videos about cartoons, then you'll get recommended videos about cartoons.

>>7180107
fack

I guess I'll just follow them

>>7180222
>everyone saw it
>no one has said anything
keking god damn

>>7180255
because you touch your privates

>>7180222
again, just say that's just a meme, some fucking random shit you found in internet that made you kek. idk, be creative.

>>7180255
>>7180270
Legitimately though, youtube's recommendations is getting fucked recently.
Like how many "streams" have you gotten in the past month or so of something you actually cared for?

>>7180127
I think you're exaggerating. I'm sure your friends don't think of you any less than a degenerate dogfucker

>>7180255
It's a sign that you need to start watching it again.

>>7180222
Have you said anything?
Just don't even mention it unless you're asked.
If someone does ask, say it's a meme, and you clicked the wrong picture.
Unless they're complete autists, they'll understand. It's pretty hard to misinterpret a shitty scribble as something you jerk off to.

>>7180255
clear your search history if it really bothers you.

I watched one fucking episode of this weird CGI Adult Swim show on youtube, and the next day my recommended videos is filled with the rest of the show

>>7180299
I have no interest in a guy counting to 100,000.
I don't want to see any fucking shit with hot knives or liquid Nitrogen.
I clicked on a Pewdiepie video accidentally two years ago and he's still in my recommendations every day.
I like to watch horse videos, but YouTube seems to think this means I want to watch My Little Pony videos.

>>7180236
Normies to a point. All but two of them grew up surrounded by degenerates and burnouts. They'll be weirded out more by the fact that I had this saved at all, rather than having been exposed to this picture. That, maybe, I'm increasingly fitting the profile of a sex offender they don't want hanging out near their children.

>>7180372
-The stupid nearly 24 hour 100,000 video is in my recommendations for unknown reasons.
-The 1000 degree knife is also in my recommendations sometimes

Yeah, youtube's recommendations has been fucked ever since that system update thing they did recently that fucked over all the youtubers and caused them to promote the fact their subscribers need to click a bell to gain access to content now.

>>7180383
What the fuck else did you do before this?

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Would you?

>>7180383
Keks all night

>>7180383
Don't overthink things. It can really ruin you.

>>7180372
>>7180406
Heck, I've never seen the hot knife videos, yet i have 3 videos of it in my recomendations. Is Youtube trying to make everyone look his videos or something?

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>>7180423
Ehhhh, I mean aside from the Sapphire and Steven ones i would hang out with this she-devil.

>>7180423
with the force of 1000 suns

>>7180406
The worst part is that I'm subscribed to h3h3, and I watched their weird baby syringe video a couple of days ago, and then I started getting recommendations for the actual baby syringe videos.
That's what made me clear and pause my watch history. Fuck YouTube's algorithm.

>>7180423
Might be the nicest lapithyst I've seen

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>>7180456
I have no idea, but ridiculous streams and stupid videos are getting in recommendations for literally no reason now.

Youtube probably fell in the toilet and can't get up for good.

>>7180476
The worst i've gotten is weird ass streams but damn it sounds like it could be much worse.

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Shmorky wrote piss porn about Rebecca Sugar's brother

>>7180423
As long as she's not a complete and total brat, sure.

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>>7180527

>>7180490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB_TUmhSCu0
rly this is art

>>7180456
YouTube algorithms are terrible, they suggest you random videos because you clicked on something vaugely similar once.

>>7180527
jesus fucking christ

>>7180527
Oh.

>>7180527
Where is it?

>>7180423
What would her personality be like?

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>>7180527
goddamn i'm sick of hearing about that subhuman

>>7180553
His ex gf uploaded the skype chatlogs

they were role playing kiddie piss porn

He talks about a little boy named Steven needing to pee in the roleplay, and he ends up pissing himself after Shmorky's gf beats him up.
He then says he will "make a note to not get on his big sister's bad side"

I think you can fill in the blanks there

>>7180575
Complete and total brat

>>7180573
http://pastebin.com/8MDYSQGB

ctrl-f "steven"

it should land on the part where they're roleplaying

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>>7180527
WHAT IF HIS

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>>7178467
I wonder if Lapis outranks Sapphire in the whole nobility thing homeworld seems to have going on.

Though it's more likely Sapphire outranks her considering she was given 3 bodyguards and Lapis didn't have any.

>>7180552
Thinking really hard about it, i think the closest thing i've ever seen about that, was a video about a hot metal ball passing through a jawbreaker, but that shit happened several months ago.

>>7180575
A garbage personality that is probably littered with pessimism and self-deprecation.

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>>7180423
hmmm yes

>>7180532
you know she will be

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>>7180593
>tfw your pedo friend writes piss porn about your little brother

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>>7180613
Sapphire (>in rank) Lapis
You kinda provided evidence so i mean my job is already filled up.

>>7180593
is there no more shame in the world?
fucking degenerate

>>7180640
>rape

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>>7180302
>>7180321
>>7180291
>>7180278
>>7180442
Just got booted out of the group conversation.

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skinny's wrecked ass

>>7180593
Shmorky should just fucking kill himself at this point

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>>7180575
Think smoggy jorts but all Steven's positivity is replaced with more self-loathing and depression

>>7180678
NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY

I'm not laughing anymore

>>7180678
Yeah, that's fucked.

>>7180678
your friends sound lame if they don't laugh at/off a thing like that

>>7180678
off yourself before it gets worse

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>>7180670
So basically...

Diamonds > Sapphire > Lapis > Agate > Quartzes > Rubies > Peridots > Pearls?

Goddamn I need MOAR gem lore.

>>7180678
your friends are a bunch of faggots