/sug/ - Steven Universe General Lapis Edition Last Thread:

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canon

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LAPIS BLOWS

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canon

>>7174761
Jasper is fat

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>>7174768
>>7174777
YES

New meme

>>7174768
>>7174777
delusion

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I want Jasper to bite me

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Gems should take a nap

>>7174789
amazing meme 6/5

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Reminder that Lapis is a black cock slut only

>>7174794
You should fucking kill yourself.

>>7174802
And a rapist.

>I want Steven to have a mental breakdown over not being able to see his mother.

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>>7174802
And a pedophile

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>>7174802
and has a penis.

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>that episode where Steven learned to deepthroat all 18 inches

>>7174802
Why does she challenge herself with all of these giant dicks?

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>>7174805
You should live a long and healthy life.

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>>7174768
>>7174777
>canon

>>7174841
kys

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>>7174842
She's the toughest gem.

>>7174841
kys

>>7174802
and a manipulative sociopath

>>7174843
kys

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>>7174863
Mhmm!

>>7174794
cute

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>>7174870
You should take better care of yourself

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>>7174761

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>>7174819

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>>7174802
and has very sweet delicious watery milk.

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>>7174841
>that episode where Garnet gave Jasper an earth shattering orgasm in the middle of a battle

>>7174869
you are just salty because your waifu was written out of the show face it japer fags yall are just jealous

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>>7174883

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>>7174777
>>7174768
>>7174822

Is it me or are there more lapiven shippers everyday?
it seems like there growing.

>>7174907
Elaborate?

>It's a Lapis treats Steven and Peridot like giant teddy bears and demands they are there when she is off to bed episode.

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>>7174920

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>>7174802
>>7174809
>>7174822
>>7174839
>>7174869

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>>7174926
not today

>>7174925
We are the Lapiven, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile

>>7174925
we are multiplying soon this will be lapiven general

>>7174908
>The sequel to Jasper fucking Sapphire

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>>7174954

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>>7174925
I've noticed.

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>>7174908

>>7174768
>>7174777
>>7174955
>>7174964
>>7174970
Fuck off, pedo.

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>>7174985
Now jaspmuth

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>>7174911
I am sad my waifu is dead again but I at the same time I am happy she has yet to got to meme hell like Lapis and Peridot

>>7174985
emblems are just a cheap tactic to make weak drawfags stronger

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>>7174999

>>7174999
Fuck off, brad

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>>7174985
that's pretty good

>>7175012
Fuck off, pedo
>>7175013
Fuck off, memer

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>>7175043

>>7174925
It seems like it's only in /sug/ that you see any Lapiven shippers, although everywhere else is where the fat lesbians hang out and fawn over Lapidot

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>>7175005
She's safe in the bubble, unjukable even

>>7175045
Fuck off, pedo.

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>>7175043
>it's pedo to hug a child
fuck off retard

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Reminder that Pearl is property of Steven's shota cock.

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>>7175066

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>>7175005
S O O N
O
O
N

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"Yes I'm changing, can't stop me now. Even if I wanted I wouldn't know how."

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>7175096

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>>7175000

>>7175089
kill it with fire

>>7175096
kiss me

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Reminder that Culturally enriched Steven is best Steven

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What if Jasper put pie in the other hole?

>>7175077
Fuck off, pedo

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>>7175104
Ooh, now do these two

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>>7175080
C H U I
H
U
I

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>>7175126

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http://castypha.tumblr.com/post/155736196068

What do you think of this?

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>>7175104
Neat thanks

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>>7175127
Their colors do not go well together.

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>>7175142
>pedo this
>pedo that
I just roll my eyes.

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>>7175137

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>>7175157
I noticed this as well but it's probably just a little throwback. Of course it wouldn't be unthinkable that a bunch of Lapises fused to form the Kindergartens, that's likely how it was done.

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>>7175137

>>7175122
Black power.png more like power blacked.com am I right checks mcdubbsy

>>7175157
Do they really need Lapis to be any stronger?
She's OP as shit as it is, what's the point in having her fuse?

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>>7175172
My puny Lapismuth folder grows! And thanks

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>>7175172
Serious questions...
Is bismuth BLUE OR GREY?

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>>7175207
Powerblacked.com is Lapis' site though

>>7175215
She's FINE

>>7175213
Imagine having a fractured rib for 3000+ years that won't heal.

>>7175208
So they won't be so easily killed by giga niggas

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>>7175137
>chui

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>>7175215
Somewhere in between. I just use the default blue grey color in MS paint.
Here's the Lapismuth emblem redone in grey.

>>7175243
duh

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>>7175213
>half of it is bismuth breaking lapis' spine
A kek

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>>7175230

>>7174792
she needs a tongue to be able to speak

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>>7175276
Also very nice

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>>7175276
two boards

I'm in the mood for writing something short, any ideas?

>>7174802
The only difference would be skin color. Hell, you could have a hung asian/mexican person and it would be just the same.

>>7175388
Lewd or nah?

>>7175385
I'm at a-

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>>7175388
Lapis sneaks Steven in to see his first rated-R movie.

>>7175388
Amethyst fucking Lapis while Peridot watches crying.

>>7175388
Something involving Pearl and Garnet.

>>7175388
Amy nuts on a sandwich because they are out of special sauce. Garnet sees it.

>>7175388
someone offering lapis and peridot money in an alleyway

>>7175237
I imagined it, and I enjoyed the pain.

>>7175388
The Doctor, Rich Sanches and Peridot walk into a bar...

>>7175324
does tumblr look down on garnet ships like they do steven ones, i barely see them anymore

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Is a punch to the gem the equivalent to getting kicked in the crotch or gut to a human?

>>7175388
breastfeeding competition between all the gems and steven is the judge

>>7175497
requesting art of pearl being kicked in the nuts

>>7175497
It's the equivalent of getting hit on the head.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PX4G6m94kI&feature=youtu.be
I think the Volleyball game's remix of the theme song is groovy

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Not related, but I've just taken a shit and now my ass is bleeding quite a bit. Should I go to the doctor or can i just wait for it to heal?

>>7175388
Malachite using Sapphire as a sex tool and Ruby comes home to a cum soaked gem.

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>>7175502

>>7175527
It sounds like... jasperdemption~

>>7175529
you can wait for it to heal but itll hurt without ointment

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>>7175502
THIS.

>>7175388
amy forcefeeding lapis

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>>7175529
Lost

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>>7175502
seconding

>>7175550
lapis force feeding am... never mind

>>7175529
How badly?
You could have ruptured your anus.

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>>7175569
it's not as fun forcefeeding fat people

>>7175527
Is jasper saying
>beh!
or
>meh!
?

>>7175529
sounds like you and i had the same weekend am i right ladies and gentlemen

>>7175534
You should get your hearing checked.

>>7175611
eeeyyyy

>>7175529
depends if theres blood on your stool. Either way preparation H wipes or go to the doctor about it

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>>7175603
>"UggH!"

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>>7175599
Now I'm imagining Amber forcefeeding Jasper so that they can both be fat

>>7175396
Anything really

>>7175652
obligatory she's already fat joke

>>7175676
Should've said obese

>>7175652
but that storyline is going to be canon

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>>7175527

>>7175676
>>7175682
Morbidly big.

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>>7175723
Asper and Steve, my favorite duo!

>>7175737
oh you mean THICC

>>7175737
>Weirdly rotund

>>7175527
Why is Holo-Pearl an unlockable when its stats are weaker than normal Pearl?

>>7175791
>erotically spacious

>>7175781
Morbidly T H I C C

>>7175811
>disgustingly globular

>>7175806
because she's cooler than that dumb cuck

>>7175830
>sexually massive

>>7175527
What's with the annoying "boooo" voice when you lose? Sounds like really nasaly spanish

>>7175845
>horrifyingly big

>>7175857
>hotly gargantuan

>>7175878
>http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/155649940209/an-important-design-detail-i-love-and-appreciate

>>7175243
giga niggas= Black Diamonds?

WHERE'S THEIR DIAMOND WHEN THEY NEED HER, BLUE?

YOU'VE GOT TO BE A LEADER, BLUE!

>>7175884
I took cap of that as soon as I saw it on the tag...kek

thank god we have skinny now

>>7175911
"I took cap of that"

>>7175894
= Obsidians

>>7175432
>It was a fine summer day in Beach city, and tourist season was in full swing.
>This, of course, meant that the Beach City cinema would be open all day, and it would show a huge variety of movies to attract guests instead of the few blockbusters shown in winter.
>Normally, this would've delighted Steven, a huge aficianado of modern cinema.
>Unfortunately, most of these movies were age restricted, barring him from coming.
>But Steven Universe does not accept defeat so easily.

>"Lapis, are you absolutely sure about this? It doesn´t seem right."
>The young boy clutched at the skirt of his companion, the gem called Lapis Lazuli.
>The two friends had gone around a corner to think of a plan, but Lapis had some... unsettling ides on how to get Steven in.
>"Don't worry, Steven. I have a plan."
>"Now come on and get under my skirt."
>Lapis lifted up her skirt, showing her exposed legs, and motioned for Steven to get between her legs.

>The young girl at the ticket booth stared as a wide-legged, short woman, who had seemingly painted herself blue, saunter up to the booth like she was starring in a Monty Python sketch.
>"I'd like one ticket for Backdoor sluts 7, please."
>"That'll be $9,75." The cashier droned.
>"Oh, right. The green things. excuse me a second."
>The blue lady promptly bent down, put her arm all the way up her skirt, and started whispering to her crotch.
>After what the cashier could only assume was a fruitful discussion, the blue lady pulled up two crumpled $5 bills.
>"Here you go."
>She could hear whispering coming from the woman's crotch.
>"Oh. Keep the change, too."
>Why did she get all the weirdos?

>>7175894
WE

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>>7175920
Thank you gem jesus for this lithe gift

>>7175933
>all 22 minutes

>>7175884
Sugar is trying so fat to show that Jasper is fat, even putting in a skinny Jasper to contrast and yet people still fatshame her and say she is not fat, when will it end.

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Does Holo-Pearl also have an 18-incher?

>>7175884
>http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/155649940209/an-important-design-detail-i-love-and-appreciate
IT'S STRONGFAT NOT FLAB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7175652
Now you don't need to imagine.

>>7175580
Like when I wipe half the paper is red
I´ve bundled some toilet paper into a makeshift anal tampon but i´m not sure how effective it'll be

>>7175962
kys

>>7175928
keep going

>>7175923
It''s typo

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Am I the only Steven x Diamond shipper here?

>>7175962
PARRY
PARRY
T H R U S T

>>7175529
go to see a doctor ,and maybe a better diet

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>>7175967
Wew, noice one

>>7175967
i love you

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>>7175502
No

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>>7175928
>if you feel something wet and wiggly under there just ignore it

>>7175984
I ship lion x steven so no.

>>7175962
Pearl did design them for swordfighting, after all.

>>7175884
KEK

>>7176005
what are you gay

>>7175928
You made the right choice. Please keep going

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>>7176008
>Ignoring it
Fatal mistake.

>>7175884
I want to suck her neck fat

>>7176034
>FATal mistake

>>7175925
Ultra Giga Niga Mark V is a BD

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>>7176011
10/10

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>>7175884
that is a very rare happening and is not a consistent or official part of her design please delete yourself

>>7176073
>>>bubble

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>>7176069
THEY BOTH MAKE CLONES TOO
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P A R A L L E L S

>>7176073
>dirty quartz

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>>7176073
stop fatshaming jasper i thought you loved her what the fuck

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>>7176091
no bubble, delete yourself

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>>7176099
P-P-P-PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER

>>7176138
I want to rest my dick on her chin

>>7176138
*sucks jaspers neck*

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What if Pearl was a hooker?

>>7176123
she is not fat, she is stronk

>>7176177
GUYS

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>>7175967
What if Jasper actually becomes less buff in the series, as they invent some bullshit like violence isn't the answer.

>>7175968
>Like when I wipe half the paper is red
That may mean you ruptured your sphincter.
You should consider calling an ambulance/getting to a hospital to avoid bleeding out.

>>7176177
GUYS

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>>7176183
O-BEES

>>7175968
You're going to die retard go to the doctor

>>7176212
*sucks her succulent forearm*

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>>7176114
not now lapis, jasper needs to talk in third person for a bit to tell people to stop trying to make her seem fatter than she really is

>>7176195
>So... ? What was it, Garnet? The answer.
>...Obesity.

Is SU going to go full Little Witch Academia and have a song to reverse the original Corruption?

>>7176212
steven will cure jasper with multiple insulin shots

>>7175973
>The cinema was crowded, but for some reason the area next to their movie was quite empty, barring a few young couples and a couple of very short, overweight men in a trenchcoat, fedora and matching Peridot T-shirts.
>Lapis walked straight into the room where the movie was to be shown, not stopping until they were inside.
>She lifted up her skirt once again, with Steven crawling out from under her crotch.
>"Alright Steven, you wait here while I go get us some popcorn."
>"Wait! You don´t have any money! And don't forget to get us some drinks." said Steven.
>"Don´t worry steven, i can make you anything you want to drink. water powers, remember? Oh, and you have some sort of liquid in your hair, you should wipe that off."
>Lapis snatched the money out of the boy's hand, walking back in line at the lobby to get some refreshments.
>Steven found some nice seats in the middle of the theatre, though most others seemed to sit in the front.
>He wondered why that was.
>Then he noticed that the floor on the middle seat was awfully sticky, and there seemed to be stains on the chairs as well.
>Just then, Lapis entered with two large bags of popcorn, and a bottle of water.
>"Lapis, over here!" shouted Steven, waving to his companion.
>"There you are Wow, those are some nice seats."
>"Yeah, nobody is sitting here for some reason."
Steven then had a thought, a rare thing for the boy.
>"Hey Lapis, why did you buy that bottle of water over there? i thought you said you could just use your powers to get some."
>"What? Oh, this?" Lapis picked up the bottle holding it up for Steven to see.
>"This isn't water, Steven."
>"It's lube."

>>7175968
Go.
Seek.
Medical.
Help.
Now.

>>7176258
>star wipe

>>7176271
GSMHN, anon. GSMHN.

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>>7176195
Rebecca has already confirmed she's going to become short and fat upon regenerating her physical form, it's the same deal as Peridot losing her limb enhancers and Centipeetle becoming a small doglike creature

>>7176264
probably

>>7176258
Steven: "What was the answer?"
Jasper: *points to heart*
Steven: "Love?"
Jasper: "No, you little shit! I'm having a heart attack!"

>>7176304
So I guess that Dom-Sub chart drawn debauchery made is true... Jasper will submit to Garnet upon acclimating with all the gems

>>7176267
This is pretty good.

>>7176304
>they have to make her shorter and weaker than garnet to redeem her
please let it happen

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>>7176177
What if all of the Gems except Pearl were hookers?

>>7176267
uh oh

>>7176337
What if Steven got panicked and started giving Jasper mouth-to-mouth?

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>>7176304
>Jasper bust her ass for her gains
>Tries to be stronger by using a dangerously method
>Dies

>>7176363
i would pay for peridot and then lead her into a back alley and then i would pull out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face

>>7176392
What about Lapis and Amethyst?

>>7176271
Actually the bleeding seems to have stopped completely. Ass still burns a bit though.

Unfortunately, my aunt works at the local hospital and I don´t know her schedule so i´m going to wait to seek medical help. Plus i don´t want to pay the bill if it's just due to my bad diet.

>>7176376
>that episode when steven learned the dangers of steroid ODing

>>7176264
I think his dream powers/ability to enter people's minds is going to be what he needs to use to cure corruption actually. Those powers would be kind of pointless for the story if not and the stuff they keep saying about corruption being like a tear in the mind sounds like foreshadowing.

>>7176367
Jasper accidentally swallows Steven.
She needs Amethyst and Peridot to retrieve him before any of the other Gems find out and ground her from dinner for 1000 years.
This will also make SU a true western cartoon because there'll be an episode where they shrink and go in someone's body.

>>7176407
i would pay for them to aggresively spitroast me while calling me demeaning names

>>7176442
>an anon of taste

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>there are GIRLS
>with real working VAGINAS
>browinsg trash /sug/
>RIGHT NOW

>>7176438
And then the weight gain episode! Starring anyone but Amy because that's too easy

>>7176478
Prove it.

>>7176478
Shut up faggot.

>>7176478
/sug/, I am a girl.

TLDR
Rose maybe pink diamond.

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>>7176478
and what you gonna do about it?

>>7176484

Nice try false-flagging roastie GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>7176482
haha what if it starred Pearl and Lapis that'd be a riot haha

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>>7175967
You've all gone too far. This isn't funny anymore.

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>>7176482
Jasper needs the weight loss episode not the weight gain episode

>>7176478
What's a vagina?

>>7176482
It's not a weight gain episode. It's a weight gain arc for Jasper.
She gets healed from corruption, and she comes out of it buffer and more toned than before.
Than Amethyst introduces her to food, and she starts eating constantly, saying that when she's in such good shape, she can afford to have a few extra calories.
We see Jasper in just about every episode that season, and she's a little bit fatter every time.

>>7176478
no way dude. i refuse to believe

>>7176516
kys roastie

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>>7176478

>>7176531
It is something that chews penises and spits babies, never put your willy in one

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>>7176478
I'm leaking all over myself right now

>>7176517
They would be my first choice, Pearl especially with her established distain for eating
>>7176529
That can be the climax of the obesity arc, Pearl and/or Lapis can employ what they learned from overcoming their overeating and help Jasper burn off her neck rolls in the real way

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>>7176478
Last thread 2 anons claimed to be lesbians. Where are they? I've got someone who wants to meet them.

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>>7176527
>trying to suppress this comedy gold

>>7174777
>Actually, because of how nice he had been to her, how nice he was, Lapis wanted to have relations with Steven. If they were married…she was sure he’d be the perfect husband. So much patience, such tenderness. He never got angry, he considered others always before himself…

>Such a selfless, wonderful boy. They didn’t deserve him. And Steven deserved so much better than what all of them had done to him. He deserved to be comforted. Lapis made up her mind.

>She rose to her feet.

>“Steven...” she said.

>“Yes, Lapis?” Steven asked.

>“Stand up.” It wasn’t so much a request as it was a command, but there was a still a certain…gentleness to it.

>Steven stood and faced Lapis, with his back to the tide. He was so much shorter than her, so he had to raise his head to look her in the eye.

>Lapis knelt down in front of Steven so that they stood at the same height. She moved closer and their lips locked. Lapis kissed Steven passionately and fierce, yet gentle. Her tongue invaded his mouth, and she ran it across his.

>Steven was a bit surprised at first, stunned. Despite what he had been doing for the last four days, Steven had never been kissed mouth-to-mouth before. He didn’t know what to do, so he just stood still and let Lapis lead.

>Lapis wrapped her arm around him and pulled him closer. She ran her hands up and down Steven’s frame, feeling at his sides. Lapis snaked her arm back around to his backside in that moment and gave his butt a playful squeeze. Steven moaned into her mouth at the daring touch.

>The sun continued to sink lower under the horizon. It was almost completely dark out now, and the stars that could be seen from Beach City started to appear in the sky.

>>7176516
Please, whoever is the girl, just post a nude.
I don't know what a vagina looks like and I want to see one.

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>amethyst jumps up and down
>doesn't create dust cloud
>jasper jumps up and down
>force creates big dust cloud

>>7176614
Seconding this

Help

>>7176621
Is Pearl attempting to dab or about to vomit?

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>>7176478
>They're are girls on /sug/ right now who won't post nudes for their fellow bros

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>>7176621
That's my waifu! I love every inch

>>7176614
I often forget just how many virgins probably browse /sug/.

>>7176625
>>7176614
don't do it, lady.

>>7176513
Hey Mr. grill, what do you think of this >>7176601

>>7176646
Shes bowing

>The lights in the room started to dim, and the theatre went silent.
>Soon enough, the title card showed up, and the two moviegoers were hastily introduced to Chad the pizza delivery boy.
>Steven munched happily on his popcorn as the drama unfolded before him, the local sorority house having ordered twenty pizzas but not being able to pay for them due to a misunderstanding.
>Chad and his friend Tyrone therefore put their brilliant diplomatic skills to work, suggesting that they provide services to the company so that they could still have the pizza.
>Steven was enthralled, but he still felt something was off.
>It was only when the sorority girls asked hwo they would give the boys a tip when he noticed it.
>The music was all wonky, and made him feel a bit uncomfortable.
>"How about we give you girls a tip instead?" the speakers boomed, and then Chad pulled out his 18-inch dick.
>"Wut he say-ed" said Tyrone, and immediately all the girls began to strip as six girls began performing oral sex on the boys, three for each guy.
>Steven was scared ancd confused. what was happening? What kind of movie was this? how come chad had a thing nine times larger than his?
>he looked towards Lapis in hope she could help, but screamed when he saw her stark-naked with three digits up to the second knuckle inside her no-no place.
>Lapis looked at steven, and he froze.
>"Hey, Steven. Enjoying yourself?"
>"What? No! What is going on? I´m confused," he whined, like the cheeky little shit he was.
>"Oh, you don't know how to do this, do you? i suppose Greg never gave you the Talk."
>"The What? Lapis, please," shouted the boy.
>"Don't worry, Steven." Lapis said, her tone much sultrier than before.
>"I´ll help you through this."
>She squirted a handful of lube into her hand.

Should Lapis grow a benis or no?

>>7176621
Literally what the fuck is Lapis doing? No memes, what actually supposed to be doing?

>>7176646
Dab. In order to vomit, she'd need to eat first.
Pearl is anorexic. Opal is the bullimic one.

>>7176651
*every 100ibs

>>7176675
YES MEMES

>>7176647
>implying you want nudes of a basement dwellers flabby tits and clit

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>>7176673
GIVE HER A DICK

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>>7176500
>>7176495
>>7176513

>>7176675
hailing hitler duh

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>>7176478
What about it.

>>7176692
I only want to see *your* flabby clit

>>7176695
Give Sapphire the dick

>>7176673
no.

>>7176692
Insulting them isn't going to give us any nudes

>>7176695
A human dick on lapis looks so unnatural now

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>>7176718
K, hon

>>7176695
You got it, Anon!

>She slathered the magic gel into Steven’s insides a bit more and then stopped. She was done.

>Steven sighed. “Ah, Lapis…”

>“Up next is me, Steven,” Lapis said. “But with all of that inside of you, you’ll be able to take it all for sure <3.”

>Lapis closed her eyes and concentrated. Her sundress disappeared in a flash of blue light. Naked, her crotch began to glow alight a light blue, illuminating the dim beach around them. A cylinder formed, and Lapis’ cock began to peek out of her body. It extended outward, growing thicker and longer; it became eight inches long, and was both a bit thicker and half an inch longer than Pearl’s cock.

>“There,” Lapis said. “Now I’ll get to feel good with you too <3.”

>She stepped into the water and pulled Steven closer to herself by his ankles. He glided right over to her, her hydrokinesis still keeping him afloat.

>Steven let out a small “Ah…”

>“Are you ready, Steven?” Lapis asked.

>Steven nodded again and Lapis grinned at that. “I’ll be as gentle as I can, okay?” she said.

>>7176692
Just so you know, we don't agree with this anon.
The rest of us think your tits and clit are beautiful.
Now show us.

>>7176673
DO NOT DO IT

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>>7176735
you prefer her canon monster whale penis, don't you?

>>7176751
Literally go to hell, Rivet

>>7176738
Post more Rick boning gems

>>7176695
kys

>>7176768
HAILDICK WHALEDICK

We need this further canonized via the Crew like with pearl's dick, just in case if meme magic doesn't pull through

>>7176738
Fuck off Rick.
Lapis has way more tools at her disposal for sexual activities.

>>7176753
POST CLITS

>>7176712
i don't want you to laugh at me
:^(

>>7176751
>eight inches long
>half an inch longer than Pearl’s cock
Wrong.

>>7176751
>8 inches
>longer than Pearl's cock
hol up

>>7176772
https://www.pastebin.com/88MaV0Rw
Do I have to be Rivet to read shit left lying around on the internet?

>>7176826
>>7176827
It's outdated.

>>7176826
>>7176827
Jej

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>>7176751
>it became eight inches long, and was both a bit thicker and half an inch longer than Pearl’s cock.

WOW THANKS FOR KEKING HER TOO, RIVET.

>>7176751
Damn it Rivet don´t fucking hijack my fics

>>7176857
Her long penis was the one good thing she had going in life

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>>7176621
>tfw Jasper has floating powers like Rose and Steven
>tfw she never knew she could fly and finding out will make her the happiest little retard in the world

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>>7176675
a lazy cheer

>>7176882
>Jasper secretly has floaty flight
>Jasper also has healing powers
Saliva and tears are taken... healing sweat? Healing cummies?

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>>7176890
I love your art and I love you

>>7176692
i'm only chubby and i don't have a basement pls no bully

>>7176924
>healing piss

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>>7176960

>>7176960
I am also in love with the top drawfags. I'll suck their neck if they but ask

>>7176695
this begs a meek edit

>>7176871
But that's part of Semen Cummiverse chapter four. It was on archive of our own for like 14 hours before he deleted it
An anon leaked it on pastebin and that's where I found it.

>>7176970
>her short dick proves disadvantageous

>>7176890
Cute.

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>>7176890
2qt4me

>>7176970
Eh...

>>7176890
dawww, i'm hoping to see a clingy effeminate navel lapis in the show

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>>7176998

>>7177070
That would be amazing

>>7177070
>has a sweet personality like Navy
>as clingy as Peridot

>>7177019
>>7177076
According to these ancient manuscripts, Jasper's dick is really 10 inches long.

>“So, just…grow a ‘dick’?” she asked.

>“Yeah!” Steven chirped.

>So Jasper closed her eyes and concentrated on what would be her “dick”.

>It grew, just like all the others’ had before her. It started off as a phallic-shaped glow that extended pretty far out of her crotch. It shot out quickly and stabbed Steven in the cheek. It quickly solidified, and throbbed a few times. Steven’s eyes grew wide. Bigger than even Garnet’s, Jasper’s cock stood proud and fully erect, pointing straight up toward Steven. It was ten inches long and the same orange as the rest of Jasper’s body; it had red stripes in places the same as Jasper had on various parts of her body. Her cock twitched a few times, and Jasper grimaced.

>“Feels pretty weird to have a dick,” she said.

>“Wow…! You’re such a big girl…!” Steven said with stars in his eyes. “Even bigger than Garnet!”

>“Gems are genderless, you know,” Jasper said. “And isn’t this a guy’s stuff, anyway?”

>“This doesn’t look genderless to me,” Steven said, reaching out and petting her dick. She let out a soft, “Ah!” Her dick was just grown, so it was still very sensitive.

>>7177096
>10"
Must be some other jasper, probably Skinny

>>7176304
where has she "confirmed" this?

>>7177096
>ancient manuscripts

I actually enjoyed the Jasper part of this story the most.