/sug/ - Steven Universe General No Edition Edition Last Th

>>7141344
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>7141160
>au where garnet and jasper are babysitting the stevonnie baby
>when jasper is alone with baby stevonnie she ends up breastfeeding him/her to het him/her to stop crying
>when garnet is alone with baby stevonnie she ends up breastfeeding him/her to get him/her to stop crying
>they both end up liking breastfeeding baby stevonnie after doing it a couple of times
>one day when jasper and garnet are together with baby stevonnie, baby stevonnie starts crying and both Jasper and Garnet dash to him/her out of habit
>they get into a fight over who gets to breastfeed baby stevonnie
>insulting one another's milk and claiming their own breasts to produce more milk than the other
>it ends with both of them sucking each other's tits and hate-fucking after agreeing to take turns breastfeeding baby stevonnie
do you think you can do it?

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New meme

Butts edition.

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what would you do if you recieved this image from an unknown signal

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>>7141367

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canon

>>7141367
Good butts? Bad butts?

>>7141372
barf

>>7141374
delusion

I think this is the last theory for now

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155648044684/garnet-lied-about-blue

I wonder what insults Tumblr is going to use for me after this one

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>>7141362
dude this meme is fucking dank

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>>7141372
Prepare for the transdimensional fingering.

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>>7141396
I'm going to tear your asshole apart.

I want more sex slave, mind break porn with the gems

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>>7141400

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>>7141406
if you did that i'd be a mile high lol

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>>7141426
Hahaha, wonderful!

>>7141391
>Does this mean Blue Diamond was right to have Ruby executed? Fuck no it doesn’t
Blue Diamond did nothing wrong. Screwb the retard cube.

>>7141382
I prefer good butts but I could be biased.

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>>7141409
> fuck bean

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>7141276
>Pink Diamond is dead
>the rebellion of Earth, has become too grand to be ignored
>where Yellow and Blue Failed, the grandest bride of heaven, composed a symphony to end the war, to better turn these gems into the monsters of their choosing, to make them see what base creatures they were without the order
>as she stood atop the tallest pillar, she began to compose a haunting song, a Song of War, of Pain, and Corruption of a Paradise
>all of Gemkind would have Earth to look to as a mark of the shame they'd faced for betraying the old way
>and to warn all to never disobey again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMw0EjLFPXw
>the song reverberated for 100 years, as Rose Quartz was only able to grab a handful of her followers in bubbles and shield herself below, the ringing bleeding through any gem left above the ground
>rebels, commoners, the Song bore through their programming, made them monstrous, mindless, and shells of what they were
>and it was Good

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4.572e+8 nanometers edition.

>>7141438
blue diamond is precious and her voluptuous body must be protected and lotioned everyday

>>7141481
kys

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>>7141481
But what can she do with such a deadly weapon?

>>7141435
Give me the sauce

>>7141435
sauce?

>>7141498
She can suck herself off without having to bend down.

>>7141407
I want more reprogramed gems seducing Steven, or vice versa

>>7141518
I want Lapis to be like a good loving housewife for Steven,

so does zuke have another secret blog or what

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>>7141518
cute

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>>7141536
I prefer gems being seduced by handsome men

>>7141508
>>7141509
Source is xubs, but I believe that's the full picture. Not a crop.

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I can't believe I have to tell you assholes this but don't pair up Steven with his gem moms its sick and wrong!

>>7141553
>Sex crazed Steven impregnating the gems at YD's behest

>>7141562
Don't tell me what to do, fagtron.

>>7141562
>>7141563
Fucking amazing

>>7141553
I want Lapis to call him daddy

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>>7141562
Too late! They're already married!

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>>7141562

>>7141490
whenever I see this I read it as "kiss" and /sug/ becomes much more pleasant

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>>7141536
Well you asked for it.

>Steven awakes inside a homeworld ship after Being captured by YD and chained to a chair
>Steven is scared because before he was captured Pearl tried to protect him and ended up getting captured herself.
>The gems are examining Steven and Steven tells them "If you hurt Pearl I swear you will regret it!
>YD come to Steven and Steven demands to know were Pearl is.
>Pearl? oh dont worry about her we fixed her now she's a fully functioning loyal pearl as she should be.
>The door opened and Steven was shocked to see Pearl was completely nude with a lewd smile on her face.
>Steven blushed he felt shocked confused and embarrassed "P-Pearl...are you ok?
>Pearl sexily walked up to Steven and before he could even react Pearl grabbed Stevens head and pushed her lips to Stevens lips giving him his first kiss.
>Pearl's kiss was deep and passionate with her sticking her tongue into her mouth before pulling back with a long line trail of saliva from there mouths.
>Steven was stunned and his face was all red.
>Pearl giggled "My master...I love you so much I promise for now on ill be the loyal Pearl you truly deserve."
>Steven said "N-no no! don't do this Pearl this is not you youre better then this!
>Pearl started rubbing her leg into Stevens crotch "You know that's not true I'm a Pearl I'm a loving loyal servant my beloved Rose tried to make me into something I was not but YD showed me who I really am."
>Steven didn't know what to say he felt like crying but at the same time his body felt hot his heart beat went faster and he felt a boner grow in his trousers.
>"No more lies Steven no more pretending... let me serve you as you're loyal Pearl and I will do you ever command because as a Pearl I have unconditional love for my master...I love you Steven..."
>YD smiled and said "She is one us now Steven and you can have a place in the gem empire as well with your loyal Pearl by your side.
>She raised out her hand to Steven
>"What do you say?

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>>7141579
is it just me or is there a huge bulge running down her right pant leg
it can't be her knee because her other leg is perfectly straight

>>7141409
Couldn't find that on the blog. Is it an edit?

>>7141607
kys

>>7141594
post image

>>7141598
Man do one with garnet

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>>7141374
Good shit, my dood

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>>7141611
Yup

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>>7141594
>>7141579
>>7141574
>>7141563

NO! STOP IT STEVEN IS PURE REEEEEEEE!

>>7141598
Make one for Peridot or Greg.

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>>7141562
Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot are not Steven's mommies so it is okay for them to fuck

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>>7141553

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>>7141374
>he has to spam the same picture over and over because it's the only proof he has of his shitty ship
Sad!

>>7141578
I'll write that tomorrow

What's your opinion of cuckqueaning btw

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>>7141630
guuuuuuuuud stuff

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>Steven goes to the barn to look for Lapis and Peridot.
>He walks into the barn and has a look around seeing all the cool things the two gems have made.
>But then Steven finds a box in the far corner of the barn.
>Being a carious boy he looks inside.
>Steven felt his face turned red and his jaw hit the floor when he saw what was inside.
>Drawings so many drawings of him?...
>Steven looked through all the pictures there were so many each more lewd then the last.
>The pictures were very good and captured Stevens likeness clothed and nude frightfully well.
>Some pictures showed Steven doing lewd things to stranger or for some reason there were drawings of him doing lewd acts with clone versions of himself?
>But the strangest of all were the many drawings of him getting molested by Lapis or having sex with her.
>It was then Lapis and Peridot walked Peridot seemned happy to see him but Lapis smiling face dropped when she saw him holding her many perverted pictures.
>"Steven I can explain its just art I swear!

>>7141636
Which gems will stroke his cock while he sleeps first?
Gotta get that sweet hybrid seed

>>7141636
No

>>7141652
I didn't even know what that was until I googled it. I never got the appeal of cucking as a legit fetish, so I don't really have an opinion on it.

are there any images of lapis giving a footjob but looking confused?

>>7141687
peridot then amethyst and finally pearl

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>>7141636
right right, pure love got it

>>7141687
None, Steven will cum from his ass alone

>>7141687
Dogsper may not make him cum, but she'll be more than happy to clean up

>>7141687
Probably the Gem that watches him sleep.

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>>7141543
thought this was mystery pearl
>>7141660
beach summer fun buddies 4 life

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>>7141687
None

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>>7141687
You know who, don't even ask.

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>>7141678
Lapis is a slut for Steven!

>Peridot walks up to Stevens house.
>The gems greet her and she says "Can I please stay with you guys for a while Lapis is being creepy again..."
>Back at the barn Lapis was role-playing being on a fancy dinner date with Steven.
>"Oh Steven you are such a charmer taking me to such a fancy place? oh you really shouldn't have.
>The water clone Steven just sat there smiling at her waiting for her commands.
>Lapis looked at him and blushed "Oh your so cute Steven if only there were more of you..."
>Suddenly a bunch of water Stevens came out with flowers and boxes of chocolate.
>Lapis smiled and said "Oh my Stevens you are all so sweet I just cant resit you take me now!
>The water Stevens then took her right there on the table doing the most perverted shit you can think of.
>Garnet said "...I think for now we should always keep Lapis at a distance around Steven..."

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>TFW you'll never turn into a baby and get to suckle on gem titties

I want to form

>>7141687
Better question is will they cup and gently squeeze his balls to milk him dry?

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>>7141760

>>7141755
write new material shittygrammar anon

>>7141765
the cluster is just a giant dick made out of gems

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Hey /sug/ could you do us a favor and take your fucking fruit back. >>7141785

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>>7141748
"Thought I wouldn't notice you bitches? none of you are molesting Steven, he is pure and will have sex with Connie at a legally age in the most pure way possible!

>>7141760
>tfw a gem will never give up her physical form to push you out of her womb and through her vaginal canal

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>>7141739
4 L I F E

>>7141782
I want to beat Jasper down and verbally abuse her. And then I want to reward myself by drinking from her powerful breasts.

>>7141797
Hey, retard, could you stop falling for the bait every time your resident false flagger posts? Thanks, now kindly fuck off

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>>7141798
"No, fuck you. I do what I want."

>>7141798
You aren't going to do shit all you do is talk, sit the fuck down.

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>>7141797
no you bring him back here im not stepping foot out of this general

>>7141760
>>7141782
you posted them out of order and ruined the experience you stupid worthless piece of shit kys

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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2.858e+34 Planck units!

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>>7141842

>>7141848
kys

>>7141827
never stop drawing

>>7141842
kiss me

>>7141797
It's one of you pedos, no one here can be bothered to shitpost outside of this thread.

>>7141858
Was never planning on it.

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>>7141824
>>7141832
Well at least you guys replied and gave me an answer.

>>7141804
Please let Lapis playfully bully Steven!

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>>7141827
"You evil bitch! why are you doing this to Steven?

>>7141905
What are you...

>>7141895
SOW was pretty close with the playful teasing, but I'd like to see her shove an ice cream or a cake in his face.

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>>7141909
>implying Garnet didn't see it coming
>implying she didn't want to let it happen

>>7141636
You could have stopped this, Doctor.
These events were not fixed points in time.

>>7141848
4.572000 decimeters?

>>7141934
I miss this artist.

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So how does she come back?

>>7141952
On all fours

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>>7141952
She doesn't now that a superior Jasper is in play.

>>7141952
By fucking Sapphire

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>>7141952
yes, and she learns to love earth

>>7141948
Gara still does a lot of stuff though

>>7141952
A strong enough gust of wind in the burning room should be more than enough to blow her bubble out of the temple and right into the meme barn.

>>7141827
F-future vision?

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>>7141827
>Lapis and Pearl go around in a van closely watching Steven.
>They disguise themselves to get close to Steven.
>They whisper to Steven "Hey kid do you want some cookie cats?
>Steven smiles as he sees a creepy white van with a spray painted saying "FREE COOKIE CATS!
>Steven was about to go with them but then Garnet came out making the gems quickly drive away.
>Garnet is getting really sick of having to save Steven from being raped so much.

>>7141980
What the fuck did you do to this poor image?

>>7141981
He doesn't really do SU anymore though.

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>>7141952
It'll be offscreened. One day we're going to visit the barn and Jasper will just be there. Everyone will already be chill with her.

>>7142007
/r/ing a very ignorant Jasper being lured into the back of a van by Lapis

>>7141934
>pic related
I don't get it. What does her skin color have to do with anything there?

>>7142024
>Somebody out there is trapped in the timeline where Zuke was on the crew long enough for this to actually happen
I pray every day for their poor souls.

>>7141952
never

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>>7141920
bode

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>>7141940
Next time on Doctor Who The Doctor must save a young half alien boy from a bunch of alien rapists.
And it will still be a better ep then Love and Monsters.....

>>7142010
wish I knew, wtf

>>7142047
She's blushing.
All over her body.

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>>7142007
Lapis must be stopped forever

>>7141976
*inferior
The only competent gem we've seen is a fucking dog, but before that, was a combination between Hulk Hogan, Jesus, and a powerfully muscled Danny Devito.

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>>7142010
>>7142062
here, I fixed it

>>7142084
I'm not gay.

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>>7142084
That's one hilariously incorrect mindset.

>>7142076
Oh lol. Didn't even notice the nosebleed.

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>>7142084

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>>7142107
Says the skinnyfag.

>>7142123
She's so fucking cute though.

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>>7142136
DAMN STRAIGHT

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>>7142078
can't stop, can't stop

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>>7142123
FATFAGS BTFO

>>7141360
>This definitely was not in cold blood.
Killing one of her guards because she is mad
not in cold blood
How

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>>7142136
Oh you'll get no arguments from me about that one.

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Skinny Jasper dressed as 2D from Gorillaz sounds cuteee

>>7142084
kek kys cuck

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>>7142143
EAT ANOTHER SANDWICH, FATASSES

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>>7141952
The Rubies stop pussyfooting around and force Steven to bring back their mommy

Oshi.

I never knew the general was hiding here.

Hello /sug/. I missed you.

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I want Pearl to strip for me until she's only in her panties and pole dance for me while teasing me with her sweaty feminine nutsack.

>>7142123
Professional Wrestler:
>actually threatening
>literally incapable of being outdone
Faggot shit:
>feels fucking emotions on a regular basis
>"more appealing design" to normie scrubs
>not ultimate

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>>7141872
Chaos is better.

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>>7141562
PAIR UP YOU SAY?

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>>7142140
HE'S ONLY 14

>>7141060
>>7141040
I feel like every healed gem monster should have a natural ability to use their monster form afterwards.

It took me embarrassingly long to realize that YD is asking "What's the point of feeling, Blue?" not "What's the point of feeling blue?"

Glad we got a pretty solid YD song though.

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>>7142188
>literally incapable of being outdone
Holy shit, I'm going beyond maximum kek here

>>7142188
Professional Dog:
>has the most intimidating barks
>literally got outdone by a fucking midget

FTFY

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>>7142167
>>7142156
>>7142143
>>7142139
>implying a good waifu is better than a competent character

>>7142005
She knew it would happen. She did everything she could to stop Lapis.
She couldn't stop Lapis.

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Best milk

>>7142226
>a competent character
And who would that be? Because that certainly is no way to describe Jobsper >>7142217

>>7142158
HOMEWORLD'S BREAKING DOWN WANT MY DIAMOND BACK

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>>7142156
Skinn is in

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>>7142123
I want Fatsper to vore Skinny and then expel her decomposed form out of her anus

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>>7142226
>THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT

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>>7142226
>competent character

>>7142188
I know you're doing a bit and are pretending to be retarded but it's still being retarded.

>>7142223
>>7142217
>beaten by tiny cowards using cheap tactics
>hates fags like you

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I love them both.

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>>7142202
This is even worst then the other shit at least Steven was "enjoying" himself this is full on rape and you should be ashamed.

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>>7142204
CAN'T STOP CAN'T STOP

>>7142251
>>7142240
>>7142258
>>7142264
>>7142268
BRAIN
CANCER
FAGGOTS
AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU
FUCK YOU

>>7142269
>fucked a dog
>got aids and bubbled forever

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>>7142269
*winning tactics

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>>7142296
Aww, if you wanted us to post more Skinny all you had to do was just say so.

>>7142296
The bit is getting pretty old already though honestly, you just keep saying the same things over and over.

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>>7142296

>>7142299
>because you wouldn't do the same thing in the same situation.

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>>7142236
Oh shit fuck, I like
>spots in place of stripes
Creative, but maybe it's too much

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>>7142296
Don't be sad your fat waifu is dead, there's so many others to choose from!

I wish the crew would give us more mysteries and hints to solve them. the only mystery is where WD is and we don't have any hints that make sense

>>7142325
art of Fatsper and Skinny drinking each other's breast milk when

>>7142343
And they're all superior too, so no matter who he picks it's going to be an upgrade.

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>>7142284
Yes
They should smooch

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Reminder that Peridot's penis is so proportionally thick that it's able to pleasure someone as big as Jasper.

>>7142368
kys

>>7142343
Like any of the other Jaspers in that room.

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>>7142251

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>>7142359
That is where you are wrong since Jasper IS the best gem, even if she is currently doggified.

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>>7142360
They should FIGHT

The real reason shitlords like Holly or Lapis is because blue is the most common favorite color statistically. Psychology overrules taste.

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>>7142383

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>>7142376

>>7142393
red and purple are the best colors kys

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>>7142394
Skinny's gem

>>7142391
The best at being a fat piece of shit.

>>7142393
>shitlord
>>>/leddit/

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>>7142409
Carnelian's

>>7142368
That sounds exceedingly retarded and is an incredibly pathetic reason to post Jaspidot, but I enjoy the porn anyway, so it's fine.

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>>7142410
The best at being the least worst and boring character actually.

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>>7142393
Still shit taste, they don't pick the better blue gem.

>>7142410
The reason people hate Jasper is because of the opposition between blue and orange, as well as the lack of overall popularity of orange itself.

So I guess Skinny Jasper and Buff Jasper is a new ship?
Can we call it Jaspergers please?

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>>7142431
I KNOW right?

>>7142443
Jaspergers? Don't you mean OJH?

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>>7142426
shut up
it makes perfect sense

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>>7142443
I need more Jasper and Skinny, it's all carnelian and skinny

>>7142429
God, Jasper is just like Vegeta in so many ways

>>7142444
Not that blue gem! The other blue gem!
>I actually feel bad doing this to trips.

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>>7142461
Size difference gets me off super easy, but this ship kind of pushes it for me.

>>7142464
I love Lapithyst

>>7142464
what do you want them doing

god, reddit really hated this theory and I have no idea why

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155648044684/garnet-lied-about-blue

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>>7142444
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I MEAN

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>>7142472
It's okay, because it was a ruse.

>>7142483
i really hate you and i know why

>>7142480
Jasper cradling skinny, holding her bridal style, kissing jaspers head while she's sitting, any manner of basic shippy stuff. If you're a drawfag you are too based

>>7142492
why?

>>7142483
>http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155648044684/garnet-lied-about-blue
why do you link so many retarded theories here

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>>7142487
Oh yeah, I've got your number.

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Jasper is the ultimate life form.

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Guys, I love lapiven so fucking much. I want them to have a beautiful eternal marriage. Is there a purer love in this show?

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This shit shouldn't be making me hard send help

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>>7142487
HER?

>>7142483
I'll,read it. I appreciate you caring and always trying.

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>>7142487
hmm?

>>7142510
Is there anybody more delusional in this thread? Oh right, we have jasperfags here right now. Never mind.

>>7142483
why don't you read their comments and find out why.

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>>7142202

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>>7142510
Pearlven.

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>>7142508
Shut the fuck up.

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>>7142510
i think it has actually reached peak levels of pure love, i'll have to check again

>>7142483
>>7142146

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>>7142505
>>7142519
>>7142521
All wrong

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>>7142534

>>7142533
This is great
>first lapiven
>them ponnie
>now pearlven

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>>7141940
yfw Pink Diamond's assassination is a fixed point

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>>7142546
UGH!

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>>7142508

>>7142546
IT DIO XD

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>>7142541
Don't point that fucking gun at me bitch, you probably lack the depth-perception to even aim straight.

>>7142548
You have that order backwards, my friend. Pearlven was here even before the show's first real episode aired.

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>>7142523
>implying lapisfags are delusional and don't ship the most canon and not dead su ship besides rupphire
>implying jasperfags don't find triggering you retarded autists funny

I fucking love all of you guys...even the jasperfags

>>7142500
I just really like seeing the notes roll up. It allows me to pretend that it represents the number of people who don't know me but think I'm smart...

>>7142146
"in cold blood" as opposed to "in hot blood" i.e. in the heat of the moment

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>>7142541

>>7142546
>>7142557
new shitposting material for me

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>>7142566
I reject your love.

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>>7142555
>trips

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>>7142533
reminder that CN ships pearleven and you should too

>>7142576
Dumb Snail poster

>>7142586
F A T

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>>7142576
THEN GET LOST

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>>7142582

Too lazy
http://devilsden66.tumblr.com/post/155540186980/shit-d

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>>7142559
Oh, I'm so scared!

>>7142608
I hope she shoots that gun right into Sapphire's gaping asshole.

Why do SU threads on co keep getting deleted?

>>7142608
Is it really a wink or just a blink?

>>7142625
because /co/fags like yourself need to kill yourselves

>>7142637
Yes

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>>7142608
You better be, I'm not fucking around anymore!

>>7142637
Are you really autistic or just retarded?

>>7141760
if i post this in a /co/ su thread will i get banned

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>>7142599
KIRBY I'M SORRY

>>7142656
I'm not you, sorry. Good luck with that though.

>>7141760
>>7142662
if I post this on Reddit will I get banned?

>>7142662
YES

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE IN THE THREADS'

TELL THE WORLD ABOUT TRASH SUG

https://go.sug.rocks/trash/

>>7142662
You should give it a try.

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>>7142608

>>7142681
Invite cenamark, w4rd0g, fenric, zodyia.

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>>7142483
Because your theory is garbage from the get go
>This was right after Pink Died!
That, right there.

Nigga, the war didn't even START till 5,500 years ago. THIS IS 250 YEARS BEFORE THAT.
Even if you want to claim the war had already begun by this point, we know PD wasn't shattered until at LEAST 500 years after the war began.
Because Eyeball recognized Jasper as the legendary quartz from the earth kindergarten that came out RIP & TEARing Crystal Gems, but still asked her where she was when PD was shattered.
The beta kindergarten wasn't made till "Half way into the war," ergo Pink wasn't shattered till over half way in.

The two points were Pink MAY have been shattered were
>When they decided to start the cluster project "a few hundred years of reports" before the end of the war
or, more likely
>The very end of the war, when Homeworld got the fuck off of Earth and corruption nuked it so fast their own troops couldn't get away fast enough

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>>7142653
Stop embarrassing yourself, Lapiss.

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18 GENDERS?

>>7142730
kys

>>7142662
It would be extremely likely.

>>7142662
>>7142681
No, everyone needs to see this beautiful art of mommy Jasper taking good care of sweet baby Steven, the mods will understand.

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>>7142653
I'll be taking that bat back, faggoreeno

>>7142730
Pearl is made of circles.

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>>7142722
F-Fuck off whore, I'll fucking k-kill you.

>>7142745
Fuck you too.

>>7142662
there is nothing lewd about this. Breastfeeding is a perfectly acceptable act in public

>>7142730
aw that's one of the cutest pearl faces i've ever seen

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Moar gem titties

>>7142767
>Jasper will never breastfeed you in public

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>>7142763
Go to bed.

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Bad gems, bad gems, whatchu gonna do?

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>>7142730
>mfw the crewniverse and the wiki says she's non-binary
>mfw if she had a vagina that would make her a girl and not non-binary
>mfw she probably canonically has a gigantic throbbing feminine penis
>mfw

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>>7142782
I'd love to drink her sweet delicious watery milk if you get my meaning.

>>7142782
Beauties.

All three of them.

>>7142541
>that uncolored finger

>>7142763
Sure you will.

Go back to your memebarn and go to sleep.

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>>7142809
Elaborate.

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>>7142792
Leave me alone!

>>7142815
You too I'm not a fucking child.

>>7142721
wait, pearl called it a 1000 year war, but Amethyst didn't see the war and presumably popped out after the diamond song.

Wasn't Amethyst 5000 years old?

>>7142806
Pickles and hockey sticks alike know no gender.

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>>7142800
>Bad Pearl was great
>follow up with practically no Pearl for a long ass time
>Finally get her telling off Holly Blue at least

I know she got a TON of episodes a while ago, but she could at least still participate more in episodes.

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>>7142836
Go to bed.

>>7142853
Fuck off, Pearlfag. Your shitty waifu has been in the most episodes so far.

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>>7142836
GO TO SLEEP

>>7142853
literally every single line that pearl says is gold, her episodes are always the best ones too

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>>7142838
Amethyst's age has never been specified as far as I know.

Pic related has all the major "date" quotes I know of so far.
Oldest solid date we've gotten being Pearl saying she's been a "criminal for 6000 years" which may have been her rounding up or may have been literal.

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>>7142858
I think this anatomy is worse than BM

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>>7142853
But we need space for Jasperedemption!