/sug/ - Steven Universe General An human Edition Last Thre

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LAPIS BLOWS

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New meme

>>7137727
Jasper is fat

>>7137727
It's A human fucking faggot shit OP kys

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canon

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Gems should catch fireflies

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>>7137665
aw

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>>7137786
Gems should be pet owners

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>>7137779
canon

>>7137786
kys

>>7137786
i still don't get the drop

>>7137792
I want Jasper to vore the pupkin

>>7137801
kys

http://www.strawpoll.me/12070899

>>7137814
zuke

>>7137816
>incest vore

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>>7137814

>>7137814
She had a small panic attack?

>>7137821
It's great, just add it to your filter and instantly your are rid of posts not worth reading.

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>>7137801
why are you so miserable anon? do you need more happy lappy in your life

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>>7137827
>incest

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Delivering YP for an anon from last thread. I'll try to get one more out of the way before lunch.

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>>7137779
cute

>>7137871
the smug is palpable.

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>>7137837
I regret ever posting this.

>>7137871
noice

>>7137891
not as much as everyone else regrets reading it.

this guy replying 'kys' to everything is really determined

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tumblr rage imminent

>>7137891
I, on the other hand don´t regret anything I've posted

>Steven had decided to stay over at the barn.
>Lapis, Peridot and Steven had lots of fun painting meepmorps and playing arcade games.
>The day was winding down, and under the warm summer air. Steven and Peridot were sleeping
>They were just so cute.
>Lapis was looking over, she had decided to sit on one of the folding beach chairs and watch
>Steven’s gem was popping out from under his shirt, ever so slightly as he breathed.
>Lapis was resting her head on Steven’s shoulder, although she wasn’t breathing she was lightly kicking in her sleep.
>Lazuli could hardly contain herself.,
>She had used the water from the pool, to form shackles around her arms and legs. For the safty of her two friends.
>Her mind raced with the dark and twisted thoughts, what she could do to the sleeping gems.
>Her face, plastered with a even grin, imaging Steven and peridot, raped and roken on the hay bale begging for release.
>Suddenly, the chain broke...
>The beast was free,


Author's Note:
It is incredibly fun writing these little tidbits.

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>>7137891
you are our messiah and zuke is the devil

>>7137786
You should kill yourself.

>>7137922
I like this image.

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>>7137922
not new

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>>7137922
Cumming.

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>>7137922
let them be upset

>>7137930
never stop lapiven pedo writer

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>>7137922
>>7137944
stop you'll make fatsper kill herself

/sug/, I am a female cartoon theorist.

I belive I have found new evidence to support the Rose is Pink Diamond theory. This is a concept that has been tossed around for awhile, however it lost some traction due to the reveal that Rose "Shattered" Pink Diamond.

My idea revolves around the idea that Pink diamond took the form of Rose and faked her assassination.

While I Do not have any direct evidence, their are some obvious character traits that apply to both of them, that may connect them.

Traits
>pink Color pallet
>complete infatuation with humans,
>fuck her right in the pussy

one who collects them, and the other, wanting to involve herself with them as much as possible.

Now I have also noted some symbolism that relates back to this, mainly as seen in the episode >Mr Greg". In the song we see greg and pearl take on the shades of yellow and blue, while Steven becomes pink. I think this is trying to say that Blue and Yellow need to talk about what happened to pink. Also as we see in the leaked yellow diamond song, "Yes, of course, we still love her
And we’re always thinking of her
Don’t you know I miss her, too?" this mirrors back to Greg and pearl missing rose,

TLDR

Rose maybe pink diamond.

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>>7137727
You disgust me for ruining BDs beauty

>>7137944
God DAMN IT son
You will stop checking those doubles RIGHT NOW

>>7137995
>I am a female cartoon theorist.
Dropped. Unless you have a cute feminine penis.

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>>7137944
I'm just looking through the tag and some are starting to get salty about skinny

>>7137934
>zuke is the devil

Zuke's just a severely mentally person. What she said wasn't even that bad in in my opinion.

>>7137995
kys

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>>7137991
so what you are telling me is that we should post more skinny malachite

>>7138018
They should shit on lapithyst too by their logic

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>>7137991
Let that washed up dogfucker cry

>>7138028
your opinion is dumb

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>>7137871
thanks m8

do you think garnet constantly sees the events of those greentexts playing out in her head and has to stop herself from shattering lapis despite her not doing anything?
does she have a spare mirror she threatens her with?

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>>7138037
but amy is a perfect self-insert for them, except the part where tumblr's no fun

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>>7138068
Garnet you're a little cuck bitch and you won't do shit. Just sit there and shut up.

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>>7138033
Swap the nose and this might as well be a wild malankite

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>>7138033

>>7138071
Naw, see ametyst is the worst as she is is a short fat slob but doesn't take it out on attractive people.

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>>7137837
>beauty and tragedy of their love

What?

>>7138071
But quartz sisters and all that, if that's why they're hating on skinny (relation to Jasper)

>>7138084
she can be anywhere, any time, and kill you in over seven hundred ways
and that's just with her bare hands

>>7138103
When is she going to protest clothing stores for treating her fat fetish as a joke?

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>A Rose Quartz stole PD's body to usurp her
>The RQ set up the zoo and bubbled all the other RQs because they could do the same to her
>PD formed the rebellion, with only those closest to her knowing she wasn't actually a RQ
>This is why the CGs wear pink diamonds
>this is what Steven's going to use to talk down the other Diamonds

>>7138113
its zuke, that 'what' will go unanswered

>>7137922
Why?

>>7138113
an abusive narcissist stopped their love from being real

>>7137930
>”Dun, dun dun dun dun”
>Steven happily sung in the shower, as the hot water washed away a hard nights sleeping.
>His hair was flat and falling down his back, as he reached for the soap.
>Unfortunately the soap had decided to act out its best Houdini impression.
>Steven smiled and continued to wash, until he noticed something out of place.
> blue hand, was holding a fresh bar of Soap, just in front of him, its owner behind the shower curtain
>Steven was startled at first, before he laughed it off and pulled the shower curtain back
>”Thanks Lapis”
>He took the Soap, and happily wiped it over his body watching as it foamed up on his soft skin
>Steven raised an eyebrow, Lapis was still here.
>She was looking over his body, which made Steven a little uncomfortable
“Uh… Lapis are you feeling okay?”
>Lapis scanned the gem’s body, soon reaching his eyes.
>A single line of saliva trailed down her mouth, as her eyes displayed a raw lust Steven had never seen before.
>Lazuli raised her foot, and placed it firmly in the shower, before stepping on it
“L...lapis?”

>>7138113
>this is what Zuke actually believes

good fucking riddance

and it only took ruining two major characters to do it

>>7138113
sugar kept them platonic, the worst lesbisin of all

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>>7137922
Eyep... I got this dumblr message from drawing Yellow Diamond anally fisting herself with her pearl plopping out the vagoo.

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>>7137922
Is everyone immediately jumping on Jaspis now that Fatsper isn't the only Jasper? lel

Oh yeah, before I forget... does anyone else remember the anon that took actual pictures of their screen of zukes secret blog, and posted on /trash/? That was in march 2016

>>7138132
>PD asked her most trusted RQ to shatter her an dlead the rebellion as her death was the only way to shock homeworld and save earth.

>>7138149
Do you have any other stories?

>>7138163
keep drawing that and also link

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>>7138132

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>>7138167
>Is everyone immediately jumping on Jaspis now that Fatsper isn't the only Jasper?
Japis always been hot.

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>>7137922
>Lapis and Skinny as a healthy version of Malachite

Why does everyone say healthy Malachite as if it would change her appearance in any way?

>>7138174
Yes, but I keep them away in my not-getting vanned vault.

>>7138163
>I haven't consented to getting retarded messages, don't send them.

>>7138120
>>7138135
I think it's more that she's very skinny, and so some dislike that people like Skinny because to them it's cucking Jasper for being fat or something.

>>7138169
no, did you save them

>>7138163
>don't draw that
Kek.

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>>7138175

>>7138149
Stepping firmly on the shower?

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>>7138181
Yeah, a hot pile of shit!

Requesting a drawfag to draw skinny jasper as Lanky Kong please

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Did Lapis kill Russia?

>>7138185
Well she'd probably get an actual voice and personality instead of literally being two people smashed together, if anything.

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>>7138213
A hot sexy pile of GOOD shit.

>>7138163
But in this >>7138196 they love it. Does this person not know what consent is and is just shouting buzzword she's heard on tumblr?

>>7138219
Sugar killed it for being anti-gay.

>>7138219
That doesn't account for what happened to the rest of the world

guess Pangaea just split up different

>>7138219
damn the crew for making russia explode
how am i supposed to write stories about a magical zone equivalent infested with gem monsters and other horrible magic creatures, but also full of incredible artifacts, if the place is blown up

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>>7138068
Lapis would just trap Garnet in a water bubble where she can't do anything and molest Steven without interference.

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>>7138234
Remove Lapis and the sexy pile of hot sex increases.

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>>7138234
>chui

>>7138261
Oh...he's a faggot...

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>>7138261
ugh

>>7138149
K-keep going...

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>>7138234
>chui chui

>>7138241
Eeeh, expect it's a "you can't really consent if it's with a person of higher social status" thing.

>>7138068
Every day its a a battle to stop Steven getting raped by his friend, or his step-mother.

>>7138259
>sneak up on her while she's busy doing meme barn shit
>crush her before she has a chance to retaliate

>>7138163
Shit, man. Gen 4 wasn't my favorite Pokemon generation either, but there's no need to be so melodramatic.

>>7138303
kek

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>>7138261
But part of what makes Jaspis so good is that it's made out of the two sexiest gems. Jasper and Lapis alone are only half as sexy as when they're together.

>>7138234
>>7138266
>>7138277
>>7138284
MY DICK CAN'T TAKE IT

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>a blue pearl/mayor dewey ship exists

>>7138323
No it doesn't.
Shut up and go away.

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>>7138169
>>7138189
Yes

>1/3

>>7138298
*teleports behind you*
*fly away and rape steven before you can react*

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>>7138272
AND?

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>>7138334
>2/3

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>>7138343
ur a gay faget

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>>7138349
>3/3
From 3/11/16

>>7138334
I wish phoneposters had to look at their image for 2 minutes before being able to upload it.

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oh god i hope she actually looks pink this time

>>7138333
ok ill stop reading about mayor dewey taking blue pearl on a tour around beach city

>>7138369
It's exactly how they uploaded it

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>>7138343
That's pretty much it, actually.

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>>7138343
>>7138387

>>7138337
*it was a hologram*
where were you looking?
*cums inside you*

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>we'll never get more lewd crying blue diamond art

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>>7138334
Exactly how long was that selfish motherfucker keeping Zuke's blog to himself? Did he know about it all the way back when it started in 2015?

>>7138405
KIRA QUEEN... HAD ALREADY TOUCHED IT XD
*EXPLODEATES YOU*
JOJO!

>>7138372
>Pink Diamond comes back.
Instantly gang raped by Yellow and Blue for being a "stupid diamond and dying"
>Later on, there is a touching moment, where the three are cuddled up to each other in bed, Pink realises she was missed by her two lovers.

>>7138432
LE KILLA QUEER HAS ALREADY TOUCHED DEEZ NUTZ XD XD XD

>>7138374
stop reading things that don't exist
we're very worried

>>7138423
I found it from those original images, it wasn't that hard unless you're a retard. I didn't post about it until in here right before GH aired because she was acting strange and I expected she quit.

>>7138423
There wasn't really any indication that it was hers at the beginning of it, it was mostly just lapis fanart reblogs.

>>7138423
Not sure, but I can only account for them mentioning it very occasionally since January '16. Eventually people got fed up with these rare vague mentions and begged for proof

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So why has this place recently turned into /b/?

>>7138499
So why are people suddenly bringing Zuke back up like she's relevant?

>>7138477
I'm talking about the original dude, not you, who I'm guessing is the one who posted the initial screenshots a couple of months ago.

>>7138259
Lol

>>7138499
our brother got kicked out of his apartment again and has to crash with us

>>7138499
All of 4chan took the typical nosedive in summer election time just meant it never recovered.

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>>7138510
why arent we posting more porn?

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>>7138372
draw more depressing shit not porn kys

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"Steven makes that bad, lonely feeling go away."

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>>7138537
I want to drink that sweet delicious watery milk.

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>>7138537
Beats the hell out of rehashing this Zuke shit for the 10000th time.

>>7138537
more of this plz

>>7138537
Skinny's penis or jaspers in back?

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>>7138537

>>7138573
Does that look like a red rocket to you?

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>>7138551
Do you think Steven would still care about Lapis if she dis turn into an obsessive creepy stalker?

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>>7138551
You're welcome!

>>7138587
probably care about her enough to bubble her and leave her in the discard pile with jasper for her own good

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Redo of the next-gen Christian propaganda from last thread
Still better than actual religious art.

>>7138587
Yes. He's Steven.

>>7138600
autism

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>>7138558
What if Jasper threatened to kill you if you didn't remove her nipple piercings with your mouth carefully enough so that she didn't feel anything but pleasure.

>>7138499
It's /trash/, /b/ 2.0 with even more cancer because the shitposting newfaggots shitpost harder because it's not random it's offtopic so they don't even shitpost about the subject of threads.

>>7138587
Of course he would. She'd threaten to kill herself if he rejected her.

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I welcome new diamond art but I wish it'd be in character
>constantly weeping BD
>stern and rough YD

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>>7138600
Fuck it's upside down

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>>7138577

>>7138600
are you the guy who got kicked out of your house after your mom found your drawings of Jasper murdercocking Lapis

>>7138630
but how?
she's got probably the most disadvantageous gem placement for suicide

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>>7138643

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>>7138617
epidemic

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>>7138663

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>>7138656
Bismuth will be more than happy to help her with that problem.

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>>7138647
The meme is too strong
But no

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>>7138668
THAT LAP IS SO BIG IT CRASHED MY BROWSER

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>>7138679
I've never seen art of stuffed Lapis with feeder Jasper

>>7138620
Jasper's... okay.

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>>7138679

>>7138743
there's one fic but that's all i've seen

>>7138705
bismuth's taking a 1mph stroll through lordran right now, though

>>7138775
Not after she POPS THAT BUBBLE

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>>7138765

>>7138730
Then why did you post an image with 94% of the size

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>>7138785

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>>7137991
I dont know why but that reminds me of shock jockey from bioshock infinite

>>7138743
>>7138679
>>7138765

Never got what feeders and fatfags saw i SU.

Gem bodies are literally just extension of ego, so they choose to be fat and ugly.

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>>7138800

>>7138795
kys indexer

I'd love to see Lapis tie up Steven, and try and "graft" Jasper's gem onto his chest, or even Peridots. Just pure horror in her quest to create a lover for herself.

is skinny ottermode?

>>7138785
>>7138800
JESUS CHRIST WHY

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no pornography

attention whoring because I'ms such an attention-whoring attenion whore

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155418153039/how-it-went-down

>>7138656
her water wings can turn into hands. she can crush her own gem with them

>>7138831
I'm guessing she's.. retaining water.

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>>7138795
To counter-crash you.

>>7138810
SUGAR YOU THIEVING HACK

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>>7138552
>Lapis with anything larger than a b-cups
Cease and desist

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>>7138815
Because they can do this and it wouldn't be too illogical.

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Any questions?

>>7138372
kys

>>7138849
I'm not saying that's how it went down but that does make sense

After all Steven needs SOMETHING to build common ground with the Diamonds

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>>7138896
Whoops

>>7138901
why is peridot floating

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>>7138901
NO SIREE

>>7138901
why draw feet if you're so bad at it.

>>7138865
My pooter is too good to be crashed by a measly 100,000,000 pixels.

>>7138901
We need side angles too

>>7138901
that's not a whale penis
delet

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>>7138865
Not them, but that was just down-right devious.

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>>7138917
Now you've done it

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>>7138952
What can I say, I am the grandmaster of epic ruses.

>>7138901
make pearl's tip blue

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>>7138983
Let's fuse.

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>>7138901
When does the pain end?

>>7138901
What's a good mission in Global Defence Force to farm weapons?

>>7139007
do you mean 4.1 or the first one?

>>7139007
My answer is: 'A sad excuse for having two touching posts'.

>>7138999
SAPPHIRES PUSSY IS GO TO BE AS RAW AS RAWHIDE AFTER THIS!

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>>7138998
Hey Lapis!

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>>7138881
Booker did corruption before it was cool

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>>7138998
Certainly

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Greetings everyone. Drawm8 here.

Sorry I haven't been online in a few days. My cold turned into a sinus infection. And I have finally gotten over the worst of it.

Anyways how about some draw requests?

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>>7138896
>not wanting waterballoons

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>>7139085
Pic related with Peridot

>>7139085
Peridot turning into a frog

>>7139085
Garnet punching Laps

>>7139073
world of warcraft singlehandedly killed corruption

>>7139085
Buff Jasper being smug

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>>7139085
This as Garnet

>>7139085
yellow diamond spanking a crying blue diamond

>>7139105
Lapiss*

>>7139085
lapis in a hat

>>7139085
Skinny screaming "FUCK".

>>7139085
Peridot accidentally killing herself by choking on a large sausage

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>>7139145
this one?

>>7139085
Jasper asking me to remove her nipple piercings with my mouth

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>>7139148

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>>7139148
no

>>7139122
*Lapis

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>>7139166
this?

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>>7138587
>Lapis is acting like a total creep.
>She is very clingy around Steven always wanting to be close to him and hugging him and playing with his hair, if anyone else gets close she gives them a hate filled glare.
>Lapis steals Stevens cloths and positions just so she could smell Steven and even worse some of his things.
>Lapis even wrote death threats to the gems and a few humans warning them to stay away from Steven.
>All the gems are scared of Lapis and what she mite do to Steven.
>But Steven himself thinks theirs nothing wrong with Lapis he puts up with all her craziness and loves her.
>And Lapis him back...way too much....

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>>7139148
close

Jasperfags like to talk about what if Steven was Jasper's son, right?

Would jasper!Steven eat pizza crusts instead of fry bits?

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>>7139174
no one's choking on a chode like that

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>>7138821
SUP! Nigguhh

>>7139192
Jasperfags like to talk about whatever keeps them from killing themselves.

>>7139192
*You
and i don't care

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Where da fats at?
Fat females dont feel love they only feel eat.

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>>7139174
You mean this?

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>>7139088
>not wanting a delicious reverse trap

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>>7139204
hmmmm.....

>>7139211
just because they're deeply repressed homosexuals that hate themselves doesn't mean they deserve to die

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>>7139235
Maybe he meant this you filthy homosexual?

>>7139243
tell them that.

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>>7139232
uh

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>>7139243
You're right. They deserve much, much worse.

>>7139148
kys

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>>7139243
>>7139260
Someone calling jasperfags repressed homosexuals and next post is a jasper fag calling someone a homosexual.
This cant be real..

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>>7139293
not until you suck a gem dick
open up

>>7139297
Really

..........uh.........

makes you think.

>>7139260
>dc
kek kys

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>>7139030
The second one.

I'm up to The Cyborg but this faggot doesn't want to drop any weapons.

>>7139192
Jasper would teach her son to eat Lapis penis like a good quartz

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>>7139330
:^)

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Only good jasper is a mute knotting brute.

>>7138847
Does erotica count

>>7139347
haha that's some pretty cool stuff haha
dogsper/lapis is pretty cute haha

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>>7139347
Unfortunately she's a giant, retarded dog that'd probably yip after every thrust.

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>>7139347
I do not agree.

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>>7139347
I don't want to fuck dogs I want to fuck werewolves

>>7139338
can't help you there, sorry

>>7139386
you want shit

>>7139371
better than having her talk

All gems are feminine.
Including Bismuth and Jasper the Gorillas.

>>7139347
shes got E.T fingers

>>7139240
How would Steven react to a fat Lapis?

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>>7139399
You forgot to add your image feg.

Finally halfway done with my Lapidot fic

>>7139372
>fatsper tries riding on the coattails of her more well liked sister

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>>7139411
very supportive
VERY

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>>7139395
No, I'm not a Lapisfag

>>7139422
Delete it and then delete your life.

>>7139411
Drown her. haha. get it? haha

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>>7139398
Yeah, her mouth is full.

>>7139441
No, you want shit

>>7139422
kys

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>>7139431
What did you mean by this?

>>7139422
H A R D

>>7139432
But Steven has been doing such a great job at losing weight
he needs to help bring Lapis to the gem and get in shape!

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>>7139100

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>>7139462
No, I'm not a Lapisfag

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>>7139422
Sharpie in the pooper or I dont believe you.

>>7139411
>eating makes lapis happy
>steven likes when lapis is happy
>he wants to make sure she stays happy
hmmm i think i'll make a greentext of this

>>7139489
>orangekisses
holy shit kek
don't even need to continue this i'm laughing too much

>>7139447
>>7139465
Why are you so mean, I just wanted to post some Lapidot

>>7139489
No, you like shit

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>>7139516

you'd think that with 2975 people following me for my fan theories that my theoryposts would be doing better.

Maybe I'm doing myself a disservice by thinking up clever, mysterious titles rather than making each title a bold claim

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>>7139516
Good

>>7139526
>meme text
this is too much
i can't handle all this shit taste and retardation

>>7139526
Fucking stupid /freaks/.

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>>7139525
hmm?

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Delivering this for another anon.

>Skinny wins

You know what this thread needs?
JOJO! XD

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>>7139551
>>7139558

>>7139480
No, she literally just has to decide to be not fat.

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>>7139411
He would shove a metric fuckton of salad down her throat

>>7139569
kys

>>7139566
>I got skipped
Sweet

>>7139566
Oh shit it looks great, thank you!

>>7139480
But what if Lapis likes gaining weight? What if she doesn't want to stop? Steven would help her do that.

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>>7139569
This thread needs more Jaspabuse

>>7139600
I can't draw them all, anon. Which one was yours?

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>>7139103

>>7139611
OH NOOOOOOOOOO

KOHIRA-SAN STOOOOOOOOOOOOPkek

>>7139611
>>7139620
Cuuuuuuuute!

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>>7139611
what the fuck is this

>>7139620
CUTE

>>7139621
The one that was before the last one

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Gonna dump my Lapidot fic

>It was a cold January day, and a thin sheet of snow lay draped over the landscape, leaving the land glistening and white.
>Lapis and Peridot had retreated into the barn as usual, keeping each other warm through the cold winter.
>Peridot lay on the floor, legs spread, with Lapis lazuli having her head right on her crotch.
>“Nngh, Lapis, your stimulation of my seminal transfer tube‘s nerve endings is too much! Please slow down!“ Peridot whined.
>Lapis gave her no heed, continuing to bob up and down Peridot‘s throbbing three-incher. Peridot continued to groan annoyingly.
>Lapis took Peridot in her entirety in her mouth. She felt the green goblin‘s glans grazing the back of her tongue as her little papules scraped against the sides of her yielding tongue.
>“L-Lapis! I-I am going to-!“ Peridot whined, in a pitch higher than usual. It had only been two minutes, but even after months of „fluid exchange“, as Peri called it, she still had a hair-trigger release, and would have to try her hardest just to last past the first 30 seconds.
>“H-Nyaaaa!“ Perdidot shouted, and Lapis felt a few drops of semen splash pathetically against her tongue.
>She quickly slid Peri‘s shriveling snake out her lips, spitting out the bitter fluids. A small wad of clear liquid with a slight green hue landed on the barnyard floor. Lapis quickly realized this, and went tofetch some cleaning supplies.
>Peridot was shaking in exstacy, her upper boy falling down on the floor, not noticing the edge of her hair landing in her own discharge.
>„W-was it good for you too?“ the mossy midget mumbled, still trembling after her release.

>>7139611
eh, not watery enough for me

>>7139620
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If only it were literally any other gem, or even Greg

Jesusi

>>7139600
Bitch about it, why don't you?

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>>7139661
I think It's time to leave.

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>>7139611
>>7139620
JASPERS ARE THE NURTURING STONE
JASPER WAS BORN TO BE A MOMMY