/sug/ - Steven Universe General Camp pining hearts Edition

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>>7134109
WEREWOLF JASPER WHEN

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Poor Little Fry Boy

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Gems should teach me how to draw.

>>7134153
You should kill yourself.

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hherewe- go.

>>7134153
kys

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canon

>>7134206
Define "ship".

>>7134213
A seafaring vessel.

>>7134109
anyone else actively avoiding SU threads in /co/?
They can be alright but most of the time they devolve into shit, and i just dont want to click them and see some assholes shit on SU using the same stupid arguments

>>7134245
kek cry more just like this ugly show SJW scum

>>7134245
/co/ is more trash than /trash/ who would have known?

>>7134245
>>7134266
Most of the discussion threads there are made by people who hate the show and want to discuss that hatred.
Ironic hateboner is ironic.

>>7134245
kys

>>7134266
it didn't use to be so bad but leddit and underage b& really invaded after SoS, good thing most ledditors and tumblrs are afraid of porn

>>7134245
/co/ threads are mostly filled with lapisfags and tumblr users

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>>7134311
/trash/ is lapisfag and jasperfag central if you didn't notice

>>7134226
Lil Lappy doesn't have a cannon, anon.

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>>7134344
You sure?

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>>7134328
bruh, everyone's a lapisfag

I HAVE TITS

>>7134385
Ew, don't ever fucking call me that again.

>>7134385
kys

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>>7134328
Wrong.

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>>7134397
>>7134400

stop lying to yourselves, lapisfags

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>>7134385
all are just lapisfags, secondary lapisfags, or lapisfags in denial

>>7134385
at least she's not Peridot

>>7134406
I'd cut you if you were in front of me right now.

>>7134328
Yeah. /co/ is mostly Perifags and Pearlfags.

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>>7134404
Right.

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>>7134418
That's exactly what a lapisfag would want to do

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>>7134425
Wrong.

>>7134420
The telltale taste of a ledditor and a newfag.

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>>7134437
That's it, I'm buying the plane ticket now. Get ready, cunt!

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>>7134328
hey that's me

>>7134425
>chui

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>>7134455
>plane ticket
so you can fly? like Lapis

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>>7134447
>>7134458
>chui chui

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>>7134372
Yes, also your ship has canonicly sunk. It's over.

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>>7134482
>li cha cha

>>7134495
will amber be the new Zuke?

>>7134495
What the hell, Amber.

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>>7134495
I suppose it's difficult to accommodate whales.

>>7134495
>cнимoк
Пpивeт, ты oхyeл?

>>7134514
find her private tumblr blog so we can watch things go to shit from the very beginning rather than just getting to see everything after it happened

>>7134495
>come back from the gym and this is the first thing i see
fuck off

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>>7134532

Дa, a чтo?

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>>7134541
You're part of the problem. It's your fault she's still fat. Stop treating her like a joke.

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>>7134495
The only thing that will be a literal ton is how much they weigh

>>7134551
Maybe if fat people weren't fat they wouldn't be judged so harshly for being lazy or ugly.

>>7134551
Amber, you are obese. It is harming your health. Please stop asking the world to support your illness and channel that energy into getting better.

What are the best humanizations?
White pearl?
Latin Amethyst?
Black Garnet?
Islander lapis?
What about jasper? Tattoos? Burns? Scars? Skin conditions?
What of peridot? White? Asian?

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>>7134557

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>>7134557
are these the two hussie wedded?

>>7134561
>low hanging fruit.jpg
Come on, anon. You're better than that.

>>7134571
>Please stop asking the world to support your illness and channel that energy into getting better.
That could be a message to all of tumblr, not that they would listen to it.

>>7134551
>>7134495
>falling for the american consumerism ruse that you have to buy nice clothes to look pretty
>wanting to waste money on pretty clothes to substitute your low self-esteem
>caring how others think of you when you're married
>caring at all
she is a typical fat dumb teenager

>>7134578
Black Garnet

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>>7134450
Precisely.

>>7134578
Asian Pearl
Ghetto nigger Jasper
Pasty white tumblr Peri
the rest is good

>>7134478
I just realized I have no idea where I'm supposed to be buying this ticket for. AHH, THIS IS TOO HARD. Fuck it all, I'm just going to kick a box or something.

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>>7134611
>Still not recognized
Good.

>>7134578
>What about jasper? Tattoos? Burns? Scars? Skin conditions?
None. Just don't represent the fucking stripes.

So what do Lapis and Peridot do on that barn besides make meepmorps

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>>7134611
I love Lapis Lazuli

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leak

>>7134653
That's pretty much her only defining feature. Otherwise she's just a tall """"woman""""

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>>7134660
sex

>>7134662
GUYS

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>>7134662
real leak

>>7134664
Can't you say the same about all the other characters?

>>7134666
kys

>>7134676
No

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>>7134648
>Those hips
Why is Sapphire such a saucy slut?

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>>7134662
actual leak

>>7134672
>>7134693
Old, busted, fake and gay.

>>7134683
What is Amethyst's defining feature? She's just a short and chubby woman.

>>7134245
I've never even watched it, so I don't know why it's bad, but here's the Steven Rapeyverse video that I link in every thread that totally proves that this show is bad!

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>>7134684
Because she's got an unquenchable thirst.

>>7134495
>why won't public places add motor carts to accommodate for my planet-sized body that will kill me in 10 years???
>waaaaaah why won't companies make cloths that will fit my 60 inch wide waist????
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah skinny privilege!!!
fucking retard

>>7134660
Watch the video tapes of old soap operas, maybe look at Internet stuff via her computer pad, make defence drones, fuck

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>>7134717
Kill yourself, you're why she's not pretty in reality.

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>>7134578
My personal headcanons

Pearl-White as snow or Japanese.
Rose-White
Garnet-Black
Amethyst-Latina
Peridot-Korean
Lapis-Polynesian or Filipina
Jasper-Brazilian with tattoos

>>7134702
And what you're saying is that she should be made tall and thin then, which is what you want to do with Jasper.

>>7134735
show me right now where polynesia is on the map without googling

>>7134706
A 25-minute video can't possibly be wrong, right?

>>7134660
kys

>>7134735
>Jasper-Brazilian with tattoos
I dig it

>>7134749
Show me right now where my dick is without looking at your mom.
PROTIP: You can't.

>>7134749
ur butt xd

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>>7134677
>He doesn't suck his roommate's dick.

lol, what a faggot.

>>7134749
It's by Australia or something faggot

>>7134749
It's a triangle inside Hawaii, Easter islands and New Zealand

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>>7134747
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>7134495
>they hate us
They don't hate you, they'd rather not support someone slowly killing themselves through binge eating. I also noticed how she is treating her excess of adipose as a part of her identity. Being so fat that your organs become diseased is not something to be proud of or okay with. Being a little chubby isn't a problem, but this woman is almost at the point where she won't be able to walk without assistance. You cannot construe that as a healthy things that should be accommodated for.

would you show SU to an 8 year old? do you think the show pushes its agenda too much to the point that itll affect kids? now i dont mean 'hurr gay is bad' so please srs replies only

>>7134551
>maybe if fat people could have the option of wearing nicer clothes
Go fuck yourself. You do have the option, and it's called losing weight.
I'm 6 and a half feet tall, so if I want nice clothes, I need to get them custom fitted. But I can't do that because I'm a broke college student and I'm still growing anyway. Retail stores almost never have clothes in my size, and when they do, I just grab everything I can, so everything I wear looks the same.
And unlike you, I can't just exercise my height away. So fuck off, you lazy cunt.

>>7134662
You know the CN logo doesn't always necessarily mean it's fake. But there's not a single attempt here to make it look convincing. That logo is really badly pasted on here

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reminder holly blue is a cum dumpster for all amethyst gems

>>7134735
Korean dot? Would her human self be a pro-starcraft player?

>>7134797
Yeah sure. I honestly don't see why sexuality is a big deal either way.

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>>7134611
/FREAKS/ are the best

>>7134811
She loves it but pretends to hate it as she has a fetish for rape play

>>7134804
shitty vector art = immediate fake

>>7134803
Amber is now getting mad a someone because they said they felt embarrassed about being fat so they lost weight.
I don't think she's actually happy about being fat. It seems like's she's hiding her insecurity and denial behind a front of being "proud"

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>>7134812
Seems like something she would do.

>>7134818
I have no problems with kids 'finding their own way', i just think that at such a young age a person doesnt have the required judgment to make a decision like that. once youre like 13 or something, sure, do your own thing.

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>High School AU episode
>episode starts right off with Greg-kun being late for school and running with toast in his mouth
>gets to school and we meet the gems
>Pearl-chan and Peri-chan, both always competing for top of the class. pearl is haughty yet collected, the peri is extremely nerdy and autistic
>Amy-chan and Lapis-chan, the slackers. Amy is more of a class clown while Lapis is the withdrawn loner
>Garnet and Jasper, the senpais. Garnet is quiet yet cool and dependable, Jasper is a complete delinquent but will beat up anyone bullying you that isn't her
>Steven-san is the kind yet strict principal, he's always flirting with the shy librarian Connie-san
>they all get into wacky adventures like exams, festivals, sports, clubs, and lunch
>episode ends with Steven explaining all of this to the very confused gems
>this will never be an episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7134850
You seriously think people decide their sexualities?

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My first fan art

It's shit isn't it?

>>7134876
not bad think more positively as you improve

>>7134869
maybe not decide, but i do think outside influence plays a certain role. or i dont know, im not some expert, just telling whats on my mind

>>7134869
People decide their sexuality, the same way they decide their genitals in the womb and how many chromosomes they have

>>7134578
Ruby and Sapphire are both black
Garnet is black by extension
Pearl is South Asian
Amethyst is Latina
Jasper is also Latina
All Quartzes are Latina
Lapis is Islander
Peridot is East Asian
Steven is Latino/Jewish
Rose is Latina, but everyone thinks she's white
Diamonds are white

>>7134894
I have 42 xDDD

>>7134901
I HAVE 48
HIGH-FIVE

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>>7134869
this
this is also my main problem with the new "sexuality fad"
Its fucking stupid
also, random lapis

https://twitter.com/egomatter/status/818519460868804608
Maybe you could try, I dunno.... not being morbidly obese? It's not like she has a health condition that affects her hormones or ability to exercise. She's fat because she eats too much.

Plus, being not fat has the added bonus of not dying from heart disease in your 30's.

>>7134908
i'm kin with lapis can you please delete this picture of me?

>>7134890
If a cartoon normalizing homosexuality was enough to "convert" a child to it then a society that actively condemns it would be enough to prevent it, which clearly isn't the case if gay rights movements ever became a thing.

>>7134847
I wonder what Amber would look like without the fat and the shitty hair.
We'll never find out, of course, but it's fun to imagine.

>>7134906
I have 62, is that bad?

>>7134926
kys donkey

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>>7134923
She has pretty facial features, I think she would look really nice even if she only lost 50 pounds.

>>7134933
tisumdere?

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>>7134915
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

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>>7134899
Isn't Judaism only passed down through the mother? also, I thought Greg was Italian.

>>7134847
I highly doubt anyone who is fat is proud of being fat. they just don't have enough will power or self control to do anything about it. as can be see by them wanting everyone else to conform to their needs. or its a fetish thing.

>>7134967
ask her if she has a fetish for being fat

>>7134961
>Isn't Judaism only passed down through the mother?
I mean, biologically, that's not really how it works. But yeah, Steven's race doesn't really make sense.

>>7134876
Not bad, drawfriend. Eyes seem slightly fucked somehow, but that's minor. I like how you saved yourself the trouble of drawing hands with those sleeves.

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>>7134985
done

>>7135012
god

>>7135012
you really are scum

>>7135012
based madman

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>>7135012
ANON

>>7135012
Whale rage in 3..

>>7135019
>>7135022
>>7135026
>>7135028
no backing out now

>>7135012
It's really going to be Zuke pt. 2 isn't it

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>>7134868
>be me, walking home from school
>see Jasper-senpai
>I avert my gaze, not wanting to get bullied
>Jasper sees me, drags me into an alleyway before I can run, and pushes me against a wall
"Wh-what do you want from me, Jasper-senpai?"
>she smirks
"I just want you."
>she undoes my belt and pants buttons, and pulls my pants down
>she puts her fingers around the waistband of my boxers
>suddenly, we hear barking
>Jasper's head snaps toward the road
>she sees a dog in the middle of the street
>forgetting about me, she runs out and grabs the dog before a car can hit it
>she walks back, the little dog in her hands licking her gratefully
"Wow, Jasper. I didn't realize you were so... kindhearted."
>she sneers at me
"You got lucky, punk. But you'd better not tell anyone my secret."
>she unbuttons her skirt and lets it fall to the ground
>she has no pantsu, leaving nothing between me and her throbbing cock
>I close my eyes and brace for impact, but impact never comes
>I open them, half out of fear, and half out of disappointment
>I see Jasper savagely raping the dog, holding its muzzle shut so it couldn't yelp in pain
>I pull my pants up and walk away
>this isn't my problem
>this is her next victim's problem

>>7135042
did you tweet that directly at her or under one of her posts?
(you should do it under one of her posts so everyone can see it)

>>7135045
We're bullying Amber off twitter too now? How far will you monsters go

>>7134961
He still has Jewish DNA, but he's not a practicing Jew.

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>>7134868
>they will never use the comics as an opportunity to explore aus like this
reminder that cn and the crewniverse are retarded

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I believe I have found new evidence to support the Rose is Pink Diamond theory. This is a concept that has been tossed around for awhile, however it lost some traction due to the reveal that Rose "Shattered" Pink Diamond.

My idea revolves around the idea that Pink diamond took the form of Rose and faked her assassination.

While I Do not have any direct evidence, their are some obvious character traits that apply to both of them, that may connect them.

Traits
>pink Color pallet
>complete infatuation with humans,
>I've had a yeast infection for 10 years

one who collects them, and the other, wanting to involve herself with them as much as possible.

Now I have also noted some symbolism that relates back to this, mainly as seen in the episode >Mr Greg". In the song we see greg and pearl take on the shades of yellow and blue, while Steven becomes pink. I think this is trying to say that Blue and Yellow need to talk about what happened to pink. Also as we see in the leaked yellow diamond song, "Yes, of course, we still love her
And we’re always thinking of her
Don’t you know I miss her, too?" this mirrors back to Greg and pearl missing rose,

TLDR

Rose maybe pink diamond.

>>7134953
nice try, but nothing can be as bad as zuke

>>7135006
I wanted the sleeves to harken to both the rose and star imagery, that they hide the hands was a happy accident, I'd have gotten around it by having them as fists instead, I had to erase the spear to show more of her front and tried to make it look like she was holding it behind her, and i'll check the eyes to see how I can fix, I was trying to make it feel like a form she could have regenerated into on the show for the most part

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>>7135055
done

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>>7135054
this is fucking great

>>7135077
>cute and funny spin-off AU comics never
It's like they hate the fans, I'm sure tons would buy every issue.

>>7135094
K-keep me posted

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>>7135077
Not as retarded as the diamonds.

>>7135101
You think so?
I want to be a writefag, but I can only really write when fetishes are involved.

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Quick, post blue!

>>7135123
Lucky for you, that's what a lot of Anons want to read anyway. But in any case, don't let your dreams be dreams. We won't shout too loud if it's shit.

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>>7135096
>the things you say are sad

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Look what you people did, this is your fault.

>>7135058
>one autistic fuck claimed he said something mean to Zuke
>/sug/ not only believes him but thinks /sug/ single handedly drove Zuke off of twitter
This delusion is a step below /pol/.

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>>7135141
Way ahead of you!

>>7135145
Fucking based

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I really don't like Ronaldo as a character. His only purposes seem to be being an annoyance and foreshadowing future events.

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>>7135155
How do we make her angrier? Tell her her waifu is ugly because she's fat?

>>7135172
ask her if she likes jasper because jasper is fat

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>>7134580

>>7135155
/sug/ didn't invent females, anon.

>>7135186
No, be more subtle than that.
Just say "Oh, so that's why you like Jasper? because she's like you?" on one of the tweets that mentions insecurity.
If she gets defensive, just say you're talking about the insecurity.

>>7135186

>not liking fat jasper

pleb taste friend

>>7135172
Photoshop her waifu Jasper and her wife Shelby's faces onto whales and send them to her

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>>7135188

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>>7135208
Fatsper is bestsper, but Amber needs to know that obesity isn't healthy and that fat people should not be coddled for being lazy, unhealthy, and taking up more resources than people of healthy weights

>>7135172
>Amber is fat and self loathing
Guys...

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>>7135207

>>7135259
GUYS

I want to brush Jasper's hair.

>>7134868
>Greg-kun

I love /sug/

>>7135270
like one random faggot is going to make a dent

>>7135259
Lapis Edgezuli you are going to make Amber kill herself

>>7135288
That's the fastest way for her to lose weight I guess

>>7135259
>whaledick

>>7135288
like a 4chan user's opinion matters...

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>>7135259
she probably does

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>Bullying the crew

What's wrong with you guys?

>be an Amethyst at the Human Zoo outpost
>your gem is on your back
>be the only one of your squadron that got caught with the shinanigans
>Holly Blue holds you tight, her fist full of your hair, pulling your scalp hard
>"you filthy Earth scum. Even after Blue Diamond was gracious enough to keep a feral creature in her precious outpost, you still act like a fool. She should have shattered you all. You would be so so much better at being a battery for a machine."
>she drones on as you try to keep up with her fast pace
>"I hope your your sake, you learn something this time."
>she places her hand on a diamond pad, opening a door
>get shoved into the room
>the room has navy blue walls, various whips handing from the walls as well as paddles, riding crops, etc...
>you had only heard stories of the room
>few gems escaped without being poofed
>they didnt have the right words to describe what went down in there
>could only describe it as sickening
>youre scared shitless
>the door closes behind you and Holly walks up to a wardrobe in front of her
>she puts on white gloves
>"Im going to enjoy this as much as youre going to hate it"
>she turns to you with with a smug smirk and malice twinkling in her eyes....

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she strong

>>7135271
I want to attempt to punch Jasper but for my hand to break against her rock-hard abs and then when I start tearing up in pain I want Jasper to take my small broken hand in her big strong ones, bring it to her beautiful fat lips, and kiss it better

>>7135309
ugh

>>7135259
you're going to make Amber bulimic like Sugar

>>7135315
She's not strong at all if she can't fuck Sapphire.

>>7135325
She needs it.

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>>7135315
very

>>7135309
kys

>Amethyst had guided Peridot to the bathroom
>"Alright Peri, you see, this ain't a weapon."
>Peridot nodded, staring down at the toilet.
>"So, alll that stuff you drank? It went down here."
>Amethyst, standing behind peridot with her hands on the greenie's shoulders, ran her hands down Peridot to rest on her bladder.
>Peridot shifted uncomfortably
>"Lemme prove it to ya"
>Before peridot could protest, Amethyst pressed down on her bladder
>Peridot's back arched and her thighs pressed together instinctively, letting out a cry
>She had an expression of worry, biting her lip and blushing...what would lapis think?
>"Amethyst! Be careful! A-and hurry up and show me how this works so w-we can get it over with..."
>Amethyst giggled, enjoying her reaction greatly.
>"S'alright, calm down dotty, we're just gettin' started"
>Amethyst's hand glided down further, keeping the other one rested on her gut.
>Peridot stayed still and stiff, feeling amethyst's hand reach between her legs, spreading her lips
>"W-what are you doing now?"
>"Just let go"
>Amethyst rested her head on peridot's shoulder, looking down expectantly, but nothing came out
>"Uhmm, Peri? This shouldn't be that hard..."
>"I-I'm trying, I just... can't. Its..."
>Peridot looked to the side, a frustrated look
>"Its embarrassing."
>Amethyst pondered for a moment
>"Guess we'll just have to try some stuff then"
>She sounded dirtily giddy, and this frightened Peridot a bit
>Amethyst used her hand still on peridot's gut and started pushing softly
>Peridot moaned a bit, her legs tensing and her toes curling
>"A-amethyst, th-thats..."
>"Let it all out, Peri..."
>Amethyst began to press harder, rubbing Peridot's labia with her other hand
>Peridot whined, wanting so badly to let go
>Amethyst could feel Peridot's muscles quiver under her hands, her butt pressed up against her as she squirmed
>Amethyst let out a low chuckle
>Her hand started to get slick, but not yet from urine.

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Do you ever have a dream that goes on for so long you forget what it's like being real, /sug/?

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>>7135298
GUYS?

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>>7135259
Okay, now tweet her this picture.

>>7135331
has anyone ever asked about your obsession with sapphire

>>7135345
>tfw I would rather be in a coma then go on with daily life, dreaming, whether it be dreams or nightmares.
it would be more interesting this this

>>7135362
kys

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>>7135371
thats a nice diamond dog right there

>>7135345
like 2 times in a week. it's starting to be spooky

>>7135371
STOP BEING MEAN THE CREW ALREADY HATES US

>>7135259
>>7135371
he isn't edgezuli enough

>>7135322
Your fist will get stuck between fat rolls.
Your arm will slowly sink deeper and deeper inside.
Jasper couldn't let you go even if she wanted to.
You get absorbed into her body and rot away, decomposing and being broken down into energy that fuels Jasper's body.

>>7135345
Yes. I've been having really strange dreams lately, where I basically live in a different reality for what feels like days or weeks at a time. It's weird

Hey /sug/. I'm not that knowledgeable in geology, but I'm decent enough to know some things...

The first thing you need to know is that Gems in this show seem to use most of their abilities from manipulation of light, from weapons, taking form, showing holograms, etc. I think it's safe to say that warp pads even require them to travel through the warp space by summoning a stream of light. So that's the basic stuff.

As for corruption, it could be that Corrupted Gems have their atomic gem structure changed. I know that real world gems have different ways of reflecting and refracting light to show their luster and value. Just like mirrors, if you change their angles anywhere, the direction of light also changes very much. This is important because their gems are like the essence of their being. It could be described many ways like their core DNA, their soul, or something. The show told us a few times that it's the gem that makes their health critical and not their bodies.

There are a few things I can point out. Amethyst, when she got a crack in Indirect Kiss, kept lagging in how she functioned. Notorious Centipeetle from Monster Reunion couldn't use a warp pad because the warp pad either didn't identify her as a Gem or she had unstable control of her light. Jasper, the one that fused with a corrupted Gem from Earthlings, got corrupted herself because I'm assuming the hard light emitted from who she fused with affected her own Gem. I guess the hard light had enough force to move her internal structure.

Pearl was right though, they're not damaged. They didn't crack or lose a few chips. Everything in the Gem is there, just a little... Disorganized.

>>7135374
I've responded saying it's for the porn mate.
I'll make the joke but after i get one piece of what i desire i'll lock that shitpost off unless the lust grows too much.

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>>7135371

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>>7135315
she angry

>>7135112
Ok, might be a while, are you ok?

>>7135419
Hi my name is Lapis Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Lazuli and I have medium length cerulean blue hair (that’s how I got myname) with water wings and a gem on my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. The Crystal Gems stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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IT'S

>>7135414
how has she not blocked you yet

>>7135425
kys

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W R E C K E D H O L E

>>7135414
i underestimated your edgezuliness

>>7135419
No rush, man, take the time you need.

>>7135428
She's busy having a panic attack from anon's bullying

>>7135414
I didn't put this on her marriage post. I'm not that much of a monster

>>7135441
F O R C E D M E M E

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>>7135425

Hello ladies. Rivet here. I have a question and an answer...

What if Jasper were to take on Alexandrite?

>“You think fusion is so great all of a sudden?” Alexandrite chuckled to herself as she tightened her grip on the struggling Quartz in her hand. “Let me make you a special part of this one.”

>Jasper squirmed uselessly in Alexandrite'a grip, when the massive gem suddenly lowered her. Jasper gasped when she saw newly formed gigantic, fully erect cock Alexandrite was now sporting.

>“Wait! You can’t!” Jasper shouted, as she used all her strength trying to pry open Alexandrite’s fingers.

>Alexandrite simply laughed, giving Jasper one last squeeze, before slowly pressing Jasper’s face against the head of her throbbing member. Almost instantly her muscles began to pull Jasper deeper inside, easily enveloping and overwhelming her struggling form.

>Alexandrite sighed, as she watched the squirming bulge sliding down her shaft. Jasper was fighting harder than any other gem she’d sent down her cock, bringing her a pleasure she, or any of her component gems, rarely got to experience.

>Finally, the Quartz was dropped into her sack, becoming little more than a slight bulge in her balls. Alexandrite gave Jasper a light pat, even as she felt the smaller gem begin to break down into a fresh load of semen. It wouldn’t be long before Jasper was gone, but she wanted to enjoy every last moment.

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>>7135454

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>all these pictures of pearl with a dingus dongus
>not one of blue/yellow pearl

>>7135470
kys

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>>7135425
>>7135454
Jesus calm down.

we've seen 3 rubies, and 5 rubies, but do you think we'll see more fusions along this line of fusion? does it work because rubies are simple minded? what would a fusion of 2 sapphires or more be able to do? or 5 lapis? would it even be possible with them being more "complex" in thought processing? I mean, a 5 lapis fusion could have ended the war for earth in an instant, or at least I think so. and what about rose quartzes? perhaps one can heal corruption alone, but perhaps a fused quartet could.

>>7135424
It's almost enderring how much of a tryard trying to not look like she tries she is

>>7135490
did you have a seizure?

reminder ian said this on facepunch (ill post at the right time)

>Hi I have no authority to set the tone of the thread but I really enjoy reading over-analyzations of cartoons. When we write the show we would NEVER say "aw it's just a dumb cartoon let's just throw in a bunch of random crap that looks like symbolism but isn't. anyone who tries to discuss it on the internet is a weeeeirdo!!! hahaha!!!"

>We put themes and patterns in the stories on purpose for people like you to pick up on it... We constantly analyze the symbolism, and make sure we have recurring motifs that the viewer can receive subconsciously!

>IMO people in tv threads that yell "Stop trying to enjoy this show on a different level than me!! People thinking about things makes me uncomfortable let's only talk about surface things wah wah wah!!!" are like the worst no-fun babies ever. over-analyzations are fun to read even when they're off-base!

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>>7135425
CANON (someone should ask amber exactly how long Pearl's penis is)

>>7135405
When I was a kid, I had a dream where I was in a world that was just like my real life, but it lasted for years, and slowly became more and more disjointed as I got older because I was a kid and didn't understand how the world worked.
Like, I threw acorns on a grill and started selling them, and quickly became a multibillionaire when I was still a teenager.
And when I grew up and got married, my wife laid an egg and we waited for a baby to hatch from it, but it was actually a chocolate Peep, like the marshmallow candy, who I named Coco, and she eventually grew into a chicken, because I took the Peeps slogan literally as a kid.
I died of old age and woke up, and I cried over Coco because I realized she wasn't real.
My dream lasted around 80 years, or at least it felt like it did, but I don't think that's actually possible. I'm pretty sure I just lived everything that I'd actually remember, and it felt like a full life because of that.

>>7135441
i would

>>7135486
A Sapphire fusion would have sharper clarity, a Lapis fusion would be a god, and Rose fusion would be very fat.

>>7135414
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY SHIT

>>7135507
That's just that one retarded Rick and Morty episode kys

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>>7135502

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>>7135501
IT'S REAL
IT'S CANON
IT'S HAPPENING
P A R A L L E L S

>>7135501
Ian was the only good crewniverse member and now he's fucking dead

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>>7135534
Hm, she doesn't seem particularly friendly. Is she a new member of the crew and if so are we going to get foaming manhating in the future?

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>>7135502
canon futa

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>>7135501
>>7135536
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>>7135547
what the fuck

>>7135556
Hi my name is Jasper Tangerine Cheeto Buff Quartz and I have bright orange skin (that’s how I got my name) with orange stripes and fluffy beige hair that reaches to my knees and yellow eyes like a gem destabilizer. People tell me I serve Yellow Diamond (and if you fink I do get da hell out of here!). I don’t serve Pink Diamond but I wish I do because she’s da gem I was made for. I’m a warrior and my musles are big an round. I have a pointy gem for a nose. I’m also a war hero and I fight for a gem called Yellow Diamond on Homeworld. I’m a Quartz (in case you couldn’t tell) and I project clothes from my gem. I don’t get poofed so my clothes never change. Today I was wearing a low cut bodysuit wif orange and brown bits an a yellow diamond symbol, a black cape an my helmet which is orange and rektangle and has a visor. I was wearing eyeliner wif a bunch of wings and mascara and I’d done my eyebrows. It was on Homeworld so there was no Crystal Gems which I was very happy about. A lot of Rubys stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

>>7135534
get ready for tumblr to ran down on you kid, maybe next time you'll regret messing with us

>>7135548
Futa means hermaphrodite.
Pearl doesn't have a vagina. She just has a cock and balls, so she's not a futa, she's just a tranny.

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>>7135536
>TWO LINES THAT NEVER INTERSECT

H-happening?

>>7135569
dont act like you're from tumblr no one wants to be from tumblr

>>7135556
except that, that's not happening

>>7135534
LEL

>>7135572
I'm fine with that too

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>>7135569
>>us

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>>7135581
IAN CONFIRMED IT IT'S REAL

>>7135501
Well yeah. No shit.

Yeah, I'm not sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7YVgp3L4M&feature=youtu.be

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>>7135572
Wrong! She has a cute tiny little pussy under those plump balls of hers!
Notice how she doesn't have a bulge in her shorts in the show? It's because she tucks her penis into her own vagina to avoid suspicion and also because she's always horny.

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>>7135585
BUT IAN SAID IT WOULD! IAN WOULDN'T LIE WOULD HE?

Hey guys. I was thinking since Purple Puma and Jasper are alike probably on purpose... maybe watch Tiger Miliomaire in a different light?


Just look at certain shots of PP (purple Puma) with come on head like helmet. Body and hair like Jasper. Her fighting style becomes more like Jasper. Tossed flat into wall by garnet like garnet did to Jasper in jailbreak.

Purple puma has a backstory. How can this be related to Jasper?

Ame turns into pp in Max Capacity right next to the totem pole that includes a probable Jasper fusion on it. She sits near the sitting Jasper fusion. Tackles Steven... think about that.

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>>7135607
This with Pearl when?

>>7135609
we need a new liar now that matt killed himself

>>7135604
kys

>>7135486
the reason they didnt fuse 5 or more lazulis is that we wouldnt have a show if they had. its not gonna be touched upon unless they come up with some incredibly convenient excuses.

>>7135617
also tfw amethyst can just shapeshift into the size of a real quartz and has on several occasions

>>7135604
thanks for the laugh

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>>7135486
As far as Ruby fusions go I feel there's a law of diminishing returns with them. The five Ruby fusion seen in Hit The Diamond was hardly any larger than the three Ruby fusion seen in The Answer, at least not enough for the two thirds increase. If anything they probably would have been better off just fusing three Rubies together and then the other two separately.

I may have found a pattern, but tell me what you think first.

Episodes that don't end on a star wipe or starless endings...Amethyst is the only not CG smiling in that one shot in the extended intro. Stars represent the CGs. Check Love Like You. Should I record which episodes are immediate transitions into the next ones versus some sort of time skip?

>Warp Tour
Last words: "She's not coming back." - Garnet
How it went out: ramping up scratchy, techier, sound. Sudden cut to black
Where: galaxy warp?
Note: Peridot debut, non-Amethyst specific issues

>On The Run
Last words: "Crystal Gems forever! ...Now let's go home so Steven can sleep in a bed." - Steven
How it went out: Scary ramping up banging sound/audio, sudden cut to black
Where: kindergarten
Note: Amethyst issues

>Maximum Capacity
Last words: "B-but you can keep this..." - Amethyst "Thank you, Amethyst." - Greg
How it went out: Garage door closes to black (view from inside)
Where: Outside Greg's garage
Note: Amethyst issues

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Ever since Hellen Jo left you guys have just been mean to every member of the crew, why you gotta do that? It's probably why most of our old drawfags don't like us anymore.

>>7135651
Every member of the crew has been a bunch of whiny faggots who deserve it.

>>7135643
yeah but she gets tired and can't hold it

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>>7135596
B A S E D I A N

GOD BLESS (YOU) AND IAN JONES QUARTZEY

>>7135650
>Episodes that don't end on a star wipe or starless endings.
You forgot the Message and the only thing they have in common is that they all end episodes that had a more serious note and where a star wipe wouldn't have fit in.

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>>7135604
I can't even figure out a way for Garnet to stand up against Heart Hyper, let alone for her to beat Kamen Rider Heart.

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is pearl a futa or just a qt tranny?

>>7135702
Neither, you fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>7135650
It doesn't mean anything it's just a storytelling tactic.

>>7135650
Now for the next 3 without them in some variation:

>The Return (THIS ENDS WITH STARS. I MAY OMIT IT.)
Last Words: "You have failed!" - Jasper
How it went out: Jasper headbutts Steven to unconsciousness (cut to black)... Little stars? A flurry of yellow stars on a black screen, stars disappear, all black, episode ends.
Where: On the beach
Note: She learns she's undercooked, interaction between Amethyst and Peridot (whereas the other CGs Pearl/Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire save for Steven didn't do so)...

>We Need To Talk
Stevonnie/Prose/Grose
Last words: "Human beings?" "Human beings."
How it went out: Sudden cut to black
Where: in Greg's van
Note: n/a

When It Rains
Last words: "alright, you clods...er, crystal gems. I've made up my mind. I have something to tell you about the cluster..."
How it went out: slight rising sound, sudden cut to black
Where: the kindergarten
Note: n/a

>>7135687
See above (character limit)

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>>7135651
Hellen was an lightning pole, now that she's gone.

>>7135648
That's probably a combination of Rose being a Quartz soldier and Garnet telling the story, so she's going to fudge some details to make it entertaining and paint the Crystal Gems in a good light.

Remember how she described Blue Diamond as a cold, heartless monster and Ruby was getting worked up at Agate's praise but when we meet her she's a soft, blubbering wreck? Garnet isn't a source of information you can trust, none of the CG's are, that was kind of the point of the bomb's first episode.

>>7135705
>not kys

>>7135722
Don't make BD seem like a poor woobie, she's still a Diamond and we saw that when Sapphire came in and started lying to her. BD was probably much more fearsome and leader-like before PD's death broke her.

>>7135712
The 3 next...

>Too Far
Last words: "How do you feel?" "Big."
How it went out: sudden cut to black
Where: a distance from the barn at sunset
Note: Amethyst's issues, brought on by Peridot

>It Could've Been Great
Last words: "Peridot!" - Steven "What? I'm coming!" - Peridot "Let's go you two." - Garnet
How it went out: silent Steven glare to to black
Where: moon base control room
Note:
Amethyst made several remarks about being somehow unsettled by the place

Marble Madness ended with a REVERSE star wipe. Black star from the center of the screen.
Last words: "This was a pretty bad idea." - Garnet "Aw, man." - Steven
How it went out: oblong black star swiftly expanded to bring the screen to black
Where: underground kindergarten...whatever it's called

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>>7135739
Fuck off Garnet.

>>7135722
tfw the CG's cant handle steven going out and finding out things on his own before they can paint it in a light that favors them

what, are they jews now?

>>7135502
>>7135534
>>7135548
>>7135572
>>7135591
>>7135607
Not canon unless the real Sugarmama says it is in an official setting. BTFO

>>7135770
kys

>>7135693
has Kamen Rider Heart's stats appeared yet?

Since More than likely that he is as strong (if not stronger) than Chaser Mach, than his base should be more than

Punching power: 25.2 t.
Kicking power: 30.5 t.
Maximum jump height: 44.3 m.
Maximum (base) running speed: 100 m. per 2.0 sec.

>>7135752
Alright continue to woobie her without acknowledging she's still pretty scary.

What does Lonely Blade foreshadow? I last broached this months ago and never got a real response. Just remember about the diamonds, the shattering and all of that.

>*on TV, speaking Japanese* It was you! You were the one who killed my brother. Cursing me to fight alone forever!

Steven
>*to TV* Oh Lonely Blade, you so lonely.

Samurai President
>*on TV, speaking Japanese* You think you can defeat me? The President of the Shadow Samurai Government?!

Steven
>*sitting on top of Garnet's hair* What?! The janitor is the evil samurai president?! That's bananas!

Pearl
>Oh come on, it was so obvious. He's been mopping in the background of every fight scene. *shows Steven the movie cover* Look, here he is on the cover of the box.

Steven
>Oh yeah.

Lonely Blade
>*on TV* For my honor and for my brother! I will strike you down! Boomerang Blade! *throws swords*

Samurai President
>*jumps up* Piercing Shadow of a Thousand... Screams!

Steven
>*chants* Go, Lonely, go! Do the Boomerang Blade again!

Pearl
>Oh come on, this is ridiculous. Just look at their form, this is nothing like real sword fighting. (Garnetshushes her.)

>>7135607
source?

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Did some more to this.

>>7135775
wrong thread m8

>>7135782
Nothing

>>7135784

Our best man and greatest contributor (or one of the), Saltine.

>>7135794
the question was regarding Heart vs Garnet.

>>7135758
No, but they also devoted years of their life to the cause of that war. Seeing someone very close to them find out things they did in the true light and possibly hating them for it is probably something they can't stand, even if they did it for a good cause.

>>7135773
Kirby's Young Siblings

>>7135702
source?

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>>7135777
She's scary, but the picture Garnet paints of her in The Answer is clearly blown way out of proportion.

>>7135414
God you're a faggot. I can tell by the art who are and you shitpost here too. Grow up.

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If Pearl isn't a man...
>then why is she prematurely balding?
>then why did she fall in love with a woman?
>then why does she have short hair?
>then why does she have a nearly-entirely flat chest?
>then why does she have such a small ass?
>then why does she have a gigantic penis?
>then why did she wear a tuxedo in that one episode?
>then why did she wear masculine jeans and a jacket in that other episode?
>then how is she such a good driver when women are horrible drivers?
>then how is she so intelligent when women are on average less intelligent than men?

>>7135792
legit

>>7135851
wait what? the last time I was here was months ago and that was just for lapis pictures

>>7135784
full_circle / saltinedreams / based futa drawfag

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She's supported to able to fly, tumblr. body diversity is good, but not when it doesn't make sense for the character.

>>7135858
sounds reasonable to me

>>7135889
gems weigh as much as light

>>7135858
kys

>>7135889
Ask Amber if she prefers this.

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Army doesn't get enough love, probably because tumblr sees her as too masculine.

>>7135906
>even if they were traveling past light speed, the travel time to go there and back connie would have aged by a lot

>>7135906
That one's carrying about eight tonnes of self loathing though.

>>7135782
HIS NAME IS PEEDEE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
HOW HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT FUCKING REALIZED IT YET

I don't prefer futa. And I always hated long dicks for certain, baseball bats with no meat disgusted me. It looks not natural and unfuckable.

Now I find myself growing a taste... for that very thing. What is happening? Why must I become even more and more of a degenrate?

It started with that pic of Lapis and Peridot fucking the shit out of the pumpkins. It horrified me because of those blue and green baseball bats just hanging out all stiff like that. But seeing it for the second time, I didn't click away. I kept looking. I started to get hard. Maybe this was...pleasure. From baseball bats? Jesus.

I now slightly crave pearl too with a long cock which looks great with her body type... something I used to detest. I love cute balls as well. But most of all: I really, really, really, want to see Skinny's skinny penis. ITS YA BOI (skinny penis). She's my favorite thing to come from the stevenbomb.

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>"pearl" comes from medieval "perle" which comes from latin "perna" which means "leg"
>she has a massive third leg
deepest lore

>>7135858
See >>7135770
She is a gem.
She doesn't have a penis
She chose that hairstyle and body type that corresonds with pearls
lesbians wear suits
other sexist comments are retarded here and your bait is an 1/11, but I'll give you a you anyways

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>>7135534

Glad to see her suffering.

>>7135906
Not really since they still have mass and are affected by gravity.

>>7135847
BD is still a threat but
>SHE HATES LOVE!!1!!1
Ruby is a cuck

>>7135948
kys

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>>7135943
same except i always loves gigantic futa cocks

>>7135948
Not canon.